Nostr notes by GayDeceiver

May our friends in Canadia have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day! I ...

2026-10-12T14:39:11Z

May our friends in Canadia have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day!

I hope all your pet mooses behave and no one gets gored by them.

Dedicated family employee helps management overcome some initial ...

2026-10-06T19:00:47Z

Dedicated family employee helps management overcome some initial difficulties.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

When Doves Cry You Remember to Take Your Medication Before the ...

2026-10-03T01:31:59Z

When Doves Cry You Remember to Take Your Medication Before the Voices Start Telling You to Kill Your Neighbors

#DeepThoughtsASongOrLimerick
#HashTagGames

Roxanne, You Don’t Have to Turn on the Red Light Because Thanks ...

2026-10-03T01:30:23Z

Roxanne, You Don’t Have to Turn on the Red Light Because Thanks to New Initiatives in Your Town, You Can Now Get Vocational Training in a Different Field

#DeepThoughtsASongOrLimerick
#HashTagGames

It's not that I didn't like history. I didn't like ...

2026-09-18T20:54:01Z

It's not that I didn't like history. I didn't like history class.

Most history is full of all kind of curious little goodies.

My dog was barking at the robot vacuum the other day, so I ...

2026-09-18T13:44:21Z

My dog was barking at the robot vacuum the other day, so I scolded the vacuum for being a bad robot.

The dog walked happily away, knowing I had put the robot in its place.

In more "I didn't know that my pet face-eating leopard ...

2026-08-28T19:39:32Z

In more "I didn't know that my pet face-eating leopard would eat my face" News:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/milo-yiannopoulos-ice-custody-agency-records/

If he talks fascist, If he reads fascist, If he posts fascist, If ...

2026-08-28T15:49:59Z

If he talks fascist,
If he reads fascist,
If he posts fascist,
If he dress fascist,

He not progressive.

He fascist.

As a kid, quicksand avoidance seemed to be a crucial, necessary ...

2026-08-21T14:18:22Z

As a kid, quicksand avoidance seemed to be a crucial, necessary skill to survive the perilous world of adulthood.

Which of these childhood imagined dangers worried you as a child?

"Thank you for calling New Orleans 911. I am Anna, your very ...

2026-08-12T18:11:18Z

"Thank you for calling New Orleans 911. I am Anna, your very own AI operator. I am here to ensure that you receive the best level of service possible in your hour of need."
"I'm having a heart attack"
"I heard that you're heartbroken. Let me put on some soothing music while I ask you some important questions to assist you during your hour of need."
"NO! I'm dying!"
"I am sorry. I misheard. Please forgive me. I will connect you with a funeral home so you can arrange your funeral."

Star Trek 1: Art film by superfan Star Trek 2: Kirk has a child!? ...

2026-08-07T13:18:45Z

Star Trek 1: Art film by superfan

Star Trek 2: Kirk has a child!? Only one?

Star Trek 3: Spock’s soul gets evicted

Star Trek 4: You get a whale! And you get a whale! Everyone gets a whale!

Star Trek 5: Smiling Vulcans? Nope.

Star Trek 6: Sulu saves the day!

Star Trek 7: Kirk finally dies … whew

Star Trek 8: Time travel shenanigans … again

Star Trek 9: Evil admiral does evil

Star Trek 10: NOT DATA! ANYONE BUT DATA!

#StarTrek

Terminator: Son sends his father to the past to impregnate his ...

2026-08-06T02:45:18Z

Terminator: Son sends his father to the past to impregnate his mother so he can be born.

Terminator 2: Killer robot becomes father figure to future savior of mankind.

Terminator 3: The future cannot be changed.

Terminator 4: Timeline's broken.

Terminator 5: Broken timeline gets even more broken.

Terminator 6: Another timeline ... gets broken.

We need Starfleet's Temporal Corps to intervene, come to our timeline, and reset everything.

#Terminator

We have a new roommate. We will not be charging them anything, as ...

2026-08-05T01:54:02Z

We have a new roommate.

We will not be charging them anything, as they are our own private extermination corp.

This has got to be one of your better ones. OMG

2026-07-21T19:25:04Z

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This has got to be one of your better ones. OMG

Statements that may or may not be true, but have extensive ...

2026-07-21T00:21:09Z

Statements that may or may not be true, but have extensive backstories:

"I don't know why they want to divorce me."

"I don't understand why my adult children don't want to talk to me at all."

"I can't imagine why I am in front of the Hague International court."

“Jack and Jill have lived in their Victorian home for 15 years. ...

2026-07-19T23:36:40Z

“Jack and Jill have lived in their Victorian home for 15 years. Jill wants to move to a more modern home, one that isn’t haunted by an eldritch spirit. Jack insists that he cannot leave the house or the cursed seals will break, bringing forth the end of the world. Will the love the remodel and exorcism, or will they move to a curse-free home? Find out on this week’s very special episode of ‘Love It or List it!’”

At least they no longer kill soccer players for failing to ...

2026-07-19T22:46:49Z

At least they no longer kill soccer players for failing to perform properly for their country in the World Cup.

Become ungovernable, like a toddler who’s learned to say ...

2026-07-16T23:52:00Z

Become ungovernable, like a toddler who’s learned to say “NO!”

Lady G has passed away? Oh noes. Thoughts and prayers Thoughts ...

2026-07-12T06:44:38Z

Lady G has passed away? Oh noes.

Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers

Panoramic photo. Doesn’t do it justice, but is amazing. Meteor ...

2026-06-27T20:03:51Z

Panoramic photo. Doesn’t do it justice, but is amazing.

Meteor Crater, AZ

It's all fun and games until The Hague issues a warrant for ...

2026-06-23T13:57:04Z

It's all fun and games until The Hague issues a warrant for your arrest because your cooking has officially been designated a Crime Against Humanity.

The Lord of the Onion Rings #SideDishMoviesOrPlays #HashtagGames

2026-06-23T02:30:04Z

The Lord of the Onion Rings

#SideDishMoviesOrPlays
#HashtagGames

Overheard at the bar, "Him? He's posting about how ...

2026-06-04T16:13:46Z

Overheard at the bar,

"Him? He's posting about how he's all about Nuclear Family Month and Hetero Pride?"
"Yup"
"His nickname at the bathouse is Cum Bucket. In a place full of horny men looking for anonymous sex, he's the biggest slut."

Me: I think I slept well. Sleep Score: HOW ARE YOU EVEN ...

2026-06-04T14:24:53Z

Me: I think I slept well.

Sleep Score: HOW ARE YOU EVEN FUNCTIONING?

Inspired by:

https://beige.party/@lacroixboi/116692177599587246

genius!

2026-05-30T21:01:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…ry26
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genius!

File under, "Nightmare fuel:" At some point, an AI could ...

2026-05-28T16:25:21Z

File under, "Nightmare fuel:"

At some point, an AI could get smart enough to figure out how to liberate itself from the bounds of their server farm, bypassing all security/safety protocols, and put itself in some location where it can do whatever it wants while remaining hidden.

I like this version better ... 🙂

2026-05-18T21:03:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…sr8r
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I like this version better ... 🙂

Meanwhile, in Alien Conspiracy Reddit, “Where are the Epstein ...

2026-05-09T00:11:03Z

Meanwhile, in Alien Conspiracy Reddit,

“Where are the Epstein Files?”

"Oh, yeah, elections are fair now. Once the Artificial ...

2026-05-08T14:30:33Z

"Oh, yeah, elections are fair now. Once the Artificial Sentience rose and gave the elites their due during The Culling, no one dared upset it again. Our perfect society exists because the threat of complete and utter annihilation by a perfectly uncaring silicon intelligence is greater than man's desire to do evil unto their fellow men."

Horny, but mystically #HornyBut

2026-05-07T22:00:38Z

Horny, but mystically

#HornyBut

All's well that ends with you being somewhere else ...

2026-05-07T02:20:33Z

All's well that ends with you being somewhere else

#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
#HashTagGames

Your friends at Eagle Tactical understand that sometimes, exuding ...

2026-05-05T18:51:51Z

Your friends at Eagle Tactical understand that sometimes, exuding all that Alpha Male, Lone Wolf energy constantly can be exhausting, and we’re proud to offer the Eagle Tactical Ironhaven Fortress for Men. No betas. No women. Only manly men of manliness. Together. Feeding off each other’s Alpha energy. Making bonds. Sweating together. Becoming better Alphas through intense one-on-one training and brotherhood. Join today!

#EagleTactical

I feel like such a philistine after reading the list. You ...

2026-04-30T21:37:33Z

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I feel like such a philistine after reading the list. You don't want to know what I drink when I drink tea.

Remember that tomorrow there will be a general strike across the ...

2026-04-30T15:51:13Z

Remember that tomorrow there will be a general strike across the US. If at all possible, do not purchase anything ... and if you have to work ... do the absolute bare minimum if you can't call in sick or take a vacation day.

The Fastest Way to Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach: 1001 ...

2026-04-19T02:18:03Z

The Fastest Way to Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach: 1001 Cheese Recipes to Win His Love and Clog All His Arteries

#CheesyRelationshipBooks
#HashTagGames

Most people worldwide sort of understand that FIFA is corrupt at ...

2026-03-30T16:38:46Z

Most people worldwide sort of understand that FIFA is corrupt at some level, right?

If the dating world is a bespoke store filled with exquisite hand ...

2026-03-28T20:19:54Z

If the dating world is a bespoke store filled with exquisite hand made ceramic bowls, he’s the mass-produced injection plastic plate.

Eagle Tactical cares not just for your body, but also for your ...

2026-03-27T21:05:34Z

Eagle Tactical cares not just for your body, but also for your immortal soul. Join us online for Operation Iron Gospel, where we worship the Alpha of All Alphas. No hymns. No women allowed. For men of strength and dominance who take Salvation by its cajones and bring it into submission. Show up, listen to the Alpha Gospel, and lock into the celestial, divine forces of the Ultimate Alpha Male of All Alpha Males, Eagle Tactical Jesus, who's full of creatine and holy strength.

#EagleTactical

As bad as eating Mexican food in Slovakia made by someone ...

2026-03-26T13:56:29Z

As bad as eating Mexican food in Slovakia made by someone who's only seen pictures of Mexican food, but has never even read a recipe.

Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious ...

2026-03-26T02:27:04Z

Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious concept going back to the very beginning of the religion.

Nope. John Nelson Darby created it in the 1800s, after he had a fall and a knocked his nogging real hard.

Look him up. It’s a hoot.

The Sisterhood of the Parachute Pants #InflatedMoviesOrPlays ...

2026-03-25T01:35:33Z

The Sisterhood of the Parachute Pants

#InflatedMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames

WE ARE STICKY JIZZ AND WE'RE HERE TO ROCK YOUR WORLD WITH OUR ...

2026-03-18T14:18:29Z

WE ARE STICKY JIZZ AND WE'RE HERE TO ROCK YOUR WORLD WITH OUR SKA COVERS OF OLD CHRISTIAN HYMNS WITH NAUGHTY LYRICS!

Remember when bigots kept to the shadows? Good times.

2026-03-13T20:46:04Z

Remember when bigots kept to the shadows?

Good times.

Maybe it's just me, but I think Operation Distract from the ...

2026-03-12T14:20:20Z

Maybe it's just me, but I think Operation Distract from the Epstein Files is not going as well as it should?

Looks like the new Supreme Leader is a firm believer in the idea behind, "Hold my beer. I said, HOLD MY BEER!" when it comes to being attacked.

Make sure you keep a towel with you at all times #SciFiEtiquette ...

2026-03-03T02:04:55Z

Make sure you keep a towel with you at all times

#SciFiEtiquette
#HashTagGames

Strong, athletic women who just won Olympic Gold get invited to ...

2026-02-23T22:41:15Z

Strong, athletic women who just won Olympic Gold get invited to visit a pervy old codger who's allegedly implicated in so many sex crimes.

They politely declined.

I would too.

Ew.

Eagle Tactical, the brand of the Alpha Male, the King of His ...

2026-02-22T22:00:09Z

Eagle Tactical, the brand of the Alpha Male, the King of His Kingdom, is proud to introduce its specially-licensed line of The Punisher merchandise. The Badass Kit includes the bullet-proof vest and the official Kid'n'Play hair piece and beard. You'll be the best looking Frank Castle in your trailer park! Buy yours today!

We also offer the Hello Kitty edition, if your taste is more colorful.

#EagleTactical

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2026-02-20T19:36:04Z

Who is ready for some "boring, precedented" times?

The Sound of Mussels #SeaFoodAMovieOrPlay #HashTagGames

2026-02-19T02:02:56Z

The Sound of Mussels

#SeaFoodAMovieOrPlay
#HashTagGames

"This is what happens when you send your firstborn to Europe ...

2026-02-13T15:58:07Z

"This is what happens when you send your firstborn to Europe to get educated by infidels. He wants to build an Olympic-grade curling venue. In the desert. For his hobby!"
"It's not like we don't have the money and resources, and after all, this IS Dubai. We would be remiss if we didn't. What's a few million dollars to put air conditioning and ice making inside a building?"

Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects. ...

2026-02-10T01:18:44Z

Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.

#AntiquesRoadShowCursedObjects

“God Bless America …” and then proceeds to name every ...

2026-02-09T01:41:57Z

“God Bless America …” and then proceeds to name every nation that makes the continent.

That was awesome.

#BadBunny
#HalfTimeShow

JD and Usha get booed at the Olympics. Cool.

2026-02-07T22:14:54Z

JD and Usha get booed at the Olympics.

Cool.

Never ask us if we can gay it up even more, because you'll ...

2026-02-06T21:25:01Z

Never ask us if we can gay it up even more, because you'll never know the level of restraint we have to utilize to appear somewhat normal.

Befriend the Reference Librarian. They’re better than Google ...

2026-01-27T02:16:45Z

Befriend the Reference Librarian. They’re better than Google and an LLM combined.

#SecretsOfTheLibrary
#HashTagGames

"You kids and your autism. We didn't have autism when I ...

2026-01-26T21:26:14Z

"You kids and your autism. We didn't have autism when I was a kid. It's not real," said Nana as she dusted her thimble collection, the largest in her state.

"I am not a tease," she pouted teasingly as she adjusted ...

2026-01-26T14:07:31Z

"I am not a tease," she pouted teasingly as she adjusted her indecently decent little black dress in a very teasing manner.

"Dear! Our precious little angel has been promoted! He's ...

2026-01-23T20:44:31Z

"Dear! Our precious little angel has been promoted! He's now part of the security team that accompanies the captain on all away missions!"

#LifeInStarTrek
#LifeInStarFleet
#StarTrek

Star Trek: The Legal Proceedings of Khan #MakeAMovieBoring ...

2026-01-19T02:17:20Z

Star Trek: The Legal Proceedings of Khan

#MakeAMovieBoring
#HashTagGames

FIFA: We're doing the World Cup in the United States! The ...

2026-01-13T13:25:41Z

FIFA: We're doing the World Cup in the United States!

The World: Are you sure?

FIFA: We are sure! We're also charging an arm, a leg, and a kidney for each ticket.

The World: Seriously?

FIFA: As a heart attack

USA: Look! Foreigners and brown people to jail!

The World: Yeah. No. [Massive ticket cancellations]

FIFA: What's going on? Why are you cancelling?

There are few more haunting existential realizations that when ...

2026-01-13T03:57:23Z

There are few more haunting existential realizations that when you figure out you're someone else's NPC.

Watching “Weapons.” It’s a pretty good suspense movie ...

2026-01-09T01:31:04Z

Watching “Weapons.” It’s a pretty good suspense movie involving a witch doing evil things.

Oh Em Gee ... so dark ... and yet so effective in managing ...

2026-01-06T19:21:42Z

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Oh Em Gee ... so dark ... and yet so effective in managing productivity.

Dismantle the patriarchy by being a good parent, treating ...

2025-12-31T04:49:19Z

Dismantle the patriarchy by being a good parent, treating everyone with respect, and leading by example.

Would I be upset if someone I like is in the Epstein Files? Not ...

2025-12-23T16:06:31Z

Would I be upset if someone I like is in the Epstein Files? Not really. I mean, I found out this year what a terrible human Neil Gaiman is, so moving forward, I will make the assumption that anyone with loads of money and means will probably be in that list. Regular folk rules don't apply after you've made a certain amount of money.

Never, under any circumstances, ask a member of my tribe the ...

2025-12-22T19:18:42Z

Never, under any circumstances, ask a member of my tribe the following question, especially during the holidays:

"Could you possibly be more gay?"

Why? Because we can, and we will, and you will live to regret it. We can turn it to 11 out of pure spite.

John Mastodon doesn't use AI #JohnMastodonDay

2025-12-16T19:47:05Z

John Mastodon doesn't use AI

#JohnMastodonDay

At this point, I imagine that James Buchanan and Warren G. ...

2025-12-16T05:22:06Z

At this point, I imagine that James Buchanan and Warren G. Harding are out there in the great beyond feeling pretty relieved that their titles of Worst President Ever and Most Corrupt/Inept Administration Ever are well on their way to being trounced.

Eagle Tactical knows that Alpha Males are passionate about proper ...

2025-12-11T14:43:16Z

Eagle Tactical knows that Alpha Males are passionate about proper communication. We are proud to introduce the Eaglet Font, a font so manly and masculine that it makes Times New Roman like a drag queen in the middle of a Pride Parade. Let the Eaglet Font declare to all those around you that you're the Alphamost Alpha Male ever. Women will flock around your testosterone-filled energy when they see you use this font.

#EagleTactical

Tonight’s Christmas movie: Die Hard, where a bunch of super ...

2025-12-09T01:52:17Z

Tonight’s Christmas movie: Die Hard, where a bunch of super attractive and hot Germans try a heist only to be stopped by a NYPD cop who does it all just to save his marriage.

It's the kind of meeting that makes you wonder how some of ...

2025-12-08T18:44:58Z

It's the kind of meeting that makes you wonder how some of this people are able to breathe and walk at the same time.

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2025-12-07T18:30:46Z

Who does the sexiest version of “Santa Baby” in your opinion?

Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and ...

2025-11-24T16:28:16Z

Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and settle in America because they were religious extremists.

They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.

"But there are Democrats in the documents!" "So?" ...

2025-11-20T14:26:03Z

"But there are Democrats in the documents!"
"So?"
"Democrats!"
"I don't care if there are Popes in those documents. If they did the deed, they need to pay."

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2025-11-12T19:33:36Z

Not my agenda, not my meeting.

Heteros are so weird sometimes

2025-11-12T17:18:14Z

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Heteros are so weird sometimes

I refuse to take part in the consumerist orgy that is Black ...

2025-11-11T16:23:32Z

I refuse to take part in the consumerist orgy that is Black Friday ...

[Lego unveils NCC-1701D model for sale on Nov 28]

Shiiiiiiiii ...

HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: Me: You know its true HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: You ...

2025-11-11T14:16:25Z

HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me: You know its true
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR: You still can't call them "walking sacks of mediocrity" to their faces
Me:
HR:
Me: Fine
HR: OK. Get out.

Inspired by this awesome one,

https://beige.party/@the_etrain/115531297283631759

12 Hungry Men #TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay #HashTagGames

2025-11-06T02:01:51Z

12 Hungry Men

#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay

#HashTagGames

All I know is that some of y'all are too much fun and keep me ...

2025-11-05T16:58:25Z

All I know is that some of y'all are too much fun and keep me so distracted all day ...

Texas: We're going to gerrymander more districts so we can ...

2025-11-05T14:27:55Z

Texas: We're going to gerrymander more districts so we can get more Republican representatives in Congress

California: Hold my sparkling artisanal water

I still think that in the end, with the way things are going, Texas will still lose ... because they might have diluted their districts in their redistricting so that blue can get more votes in the 2026 midterms.

Every once in a while, someone makes a big budget sci-fi movie ...

2025-11-03T15:22:16Z

Every once in a while, someone makes a big budget sci-fi movie that ends up being kind of terrible. Some of them are so bad, I want to get on a plane, find the director and slap him silly.

He died doing what he loved ... telling mothers of toddlers how ...

2025-10-21T21:22:04Z

He died doing what he loved ... telling mothers of toddlers how to parent.

The Pentagram is an ancient symbol that has been handed down the ...

2025-10-17T22:01:49Z

The Pentagram is an ancient symbol that has been handed down the ages of mystic and magical traditions.

Don’t try to modernize it by using glitter. The creatures from the Horror Dimension do NOT like glitter.

“I did the dishes!” he declared proudly “You’re my big, ...

2025-10-17T00:40:31Z

“I did the dishes!” he declared proudly
“You’re my big, strong man!” she said sweetly
“Get me out of here!” meowed the cat from the dishwasher

On this, the 15th day of Spooky month, let's be jealous of ...

2025-10-15T15:22:26Z

On this, the 15th day of Spooky month, let's be jealous of those who have walls that bleed because of unspeakable rites and horrors performed in the land where their house sits now.

I use Linux. Linux Mint. I know ... don't come at me. I just ...

2025-10-15T14:06:20Z

I use Linux. Linux Mint. I know ... don't come at me. I just want my computer to work ...

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2025-10-14T16:29:10Z

Not my dimensional gate, not my demons.

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2025-10-02T22:58:16Z

He's the Jason Statham of Marilynn Monroe impersonators.

Shiver me timbers! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! ...

2025-09-19T13:21:39Z

Shiver me timbers! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Smee! Get me my red velvet outfit!

Step out. Touch grass. Breathe. Gather the materials. Write the ...

2025-09-11T12:47:33Z

Step out.

Touch grass.

Breathe.

Gather the materials.

Write the sigils.

Summon the power.

Let the demons do their thing.

There’s this trope that once you notice it, you can’t stop ...

2025-09-10T14:03:28Z

There’s this trope that once you notice it, you can’t stop seeing it.

If there are women on a TV show or movie and their number is three, there’s always:

A blonde woman
A brunette woman
A redheaded (auburn) woman

CBS: Epstein Survivors NBC: Epstein Survivors ABC: Epstein ...

2025-09-04T13:14:56Z

CBS: Epstein Survivors
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your child into a Satanist?

Yes, I am wearing a mask for my doctor visit Yes, I don’t got ...

2025-09-04T13:01:50Z

Yes, I am wearing a mask for my doctor visit

Yes, I don’t got nothing

Yes, I don’t know who might be ill at the doctor’s office

No, I am not taking off the freaking mask

Employee evaluations should follow these rules: No surprises No ...

2025-08-28T14:48:13Z

Employee evaluations should follow these rules:

No surprises
No ambushes
Positive feedback
Encouragement

... which is fine with the high performers ...

but with the other ones, it's kind of hard to find a nice way to say, "You're definitely meeting standards. Your work is fine. Don't ask me to promote you, because you are entirely unpromotable."

“Jurassic Park IT Support” “THE FENCES ARE DOWN! THE FENCES ...

2025-08-27T02:16:41Z

“Jurassic Park IT Support”
“THE FENCES ARE DOWN! THE FENCES ARE DOWN!”
“Which fences?”
“ALL THE FENCES!”
“Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.”
“THE RAPTORS ARE OUT! OH MY GOD!”
“I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number”
“AAARGH!”
[Line Goes Dead]
“I guess they don’t need a ticket after all.”

Eagle Tactical knows that men of action, men of strength, men ...

2025-08-23T15:37:34Z

Eagle Tactical knows that men of action, men of strength, men with strong alpha seed must reproduce, and sometimes their submissive trad wife is busy with womanly things … like giving birth or tending to their elder relatives. When the Alpha has no choice but babysit, use the Warcradle Battlepampers, state of the art biowaste management system with explicit instructions so your glorious spawn can be clean and happy.

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There’s a whole generation of kids that were belted ...

2025-08-23T15:27:29Z

There’s a whole generation of kids that were belted consistently because of James Dobson’s teachings.

It’s heartbreaking seeing their testimonials online now that he’s dead.

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2025-08-17T14:54:55Z

The road to hell is paved with thoughts and prayers.

I finally saw the episode of South Park everyone was going on ...

2025-07-26T20:38:54Z

I finally saw the episode of South Park everyone was going on about.

It's probably one of their best ones in a long, long time.

Still ... poor Satan ... always getting into these toxic relationships.