Nostr notes by Sir Matt

I thought he was dead already. His health was shit when he was on ...

2026-10-27T02:39:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…8wyp
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I thought he was dead already. His health was shit when he was on Babylon 5.

They get to be happy a little while longer until Shatner crashes ...

2026-10-27T02:35:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…n2zr
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They get to be happy a little while longer until Shatner crashes the party.

L - A - M - E - - A - N - D - G - A - - - - Y

2026-10-26T12:45:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…9yw3
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L - A - M - E - - A - N - D - G - A - - - - Y

So it's not just bananas and rice.

2026-10-26T02:41:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…6tse
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So it's not just bananas and rice.

that's how you dispose of trash properly

2026-10-24T22:34:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…hn2s
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that's how you dispose of trash properly

If she wants to get decent donation numbers she's gonna have ...

2026-10-22T02:54:20Z

If she wants to get decent donation numbers she's gonna have to murder some kids.

Fuck prison. He needs to be publicly humiliated to such a severe ...

2026-10-22T02:19:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…677z
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Fuck prison. He needs to be publicly humiliated to such a severe degree that everyone who ever spoke positively of him with him will be compelled under crushing social pressure to apologize for the next 10 years.

Fast food works for me.

2026-10-20T02:08:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…rmp0
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Fast food works for me.

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2026-10-19T13:40:09Z

True

I made a classic platformer starring the new Tesla Roadster. Four ...

2026-10-19T01:41:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…qpea
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I made a classic platformer starring the new Tesla Roadster. Four stages, cold-gas thruster jumps, and a Supercharger at the end of each level. Tesla Bros. is playable in your browser: https://tesla-bros-f28c37ebf8f5.herokuapp.com/

Almost there. ...

2026-10-19T01:04:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…ta47
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Almost there.

First pass. I'm working on the car graphics. ...

2026-10-19T00:35:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…su2p
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First pass. I'm working on the car graphics.

I'm attempting to vibe code a Mario game where it's a ...

2026-10-19T00:21:24Z

I'm attempting to vibe code a Mario game where it's a Tesla Roadster instead. Stay tuned.

The roadster memes are so good. ...

2026-10-19T00:11:56Z

The roadster memes are so good.

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2026-10-18T01:58:22Z

The obvious use case is collision avoidance.

2026-10-16T16:40:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…vwje
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The obvious use case is collision avoidance.

I don't subscribe to the food is poison religion.

2026-10-16T16:31:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…juhu
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I don't subscribe to the food is poison religion.

I bought one of these. It tastes like normal ranch but I ...

2026-10-16T16:25:54Z

I bought one of these. It tastes like normal ranch but I can't get past the color. They're going for $30 now on ebay. Wish I hadn't opened it.

I believe it's real. I don't believe it flies for longer ...

2026-10-16T16:12:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…gl55
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I believe it's real. I don't believe it flies for longer than 5 seconds.

She ran because of retribution from dictator Trump and definitely ...

2026-10-16T12:51:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…897q
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She ran because of retribution from dictator Trump and definitely not from any criminal prosecution.

I don't know if things have changed. But that's what the ...

2026-10-16T12:46:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…zk2g
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I don't know if things have changed. But that's what the M5M was saying a couple of days ago

Damn! I never listened to a boombox outside.

2026-10-15T23:55:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…vdm3
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Damn! I never listened to a boombox outside.

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2026-10-15T23:41:35Z

Where is Ilhan Omar?

Lately the elementary school kids look at the high schoolers ...

2026-10-15T23:06:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…ffet
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Lately the elementary school kids look at the high schoolers shooting each other up and said "Hold my beer."

If a morbidly overweight person is arrested and in handcuffs, but ...

2026-10-15T19:18:13Z

If a morbidly overweight person is arrested and in handcuffs, but refuses to get up, and the cop gets a hernia lifting them into the car. Is that considered harming the police officer?

People say to believe all women. I've heard too many bullshit ...

2026-10-15T14:08:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…7f8u
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People say to believe all women. I've heard too many bullshit stories.

I got the details. You nailed it. The carpentry classes are ...

2026-10-14T19:16:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…uuek
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I got the details. You nailed it. The carpentry classes are building it, the culinary classes are stocking it, and the art classes are decorating it. I'm actually really impressed now.

Somehow, I don't think they thought it through that much.

2026-10-14T16:41:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…uuek
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Somehow, I don't think they thought it through that much.

Actually, that's an interesting point. They do have a really ...

2026-10-14T16:31:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…v8dp
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Actually, that's an interesting point. They do have a really in-depth culinary program.

My kid's high school announced they're going to open a ...

2026-10-14T16:27:37Z

My kid's high school announced they're going to open a cafe in the school where students can "purchase pastries and books".

Is this a trend or some Karen's crazy idea?

AI has been a boon for my creativity as a software engineer.

2026-10-14T12:44:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…n95y
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AI has been a boon for my creativity as a software engineer.

I took an intro to technical design class in college just as the ...

2026-10-13T12:52:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…fqzd
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I took an intro to technical design class in college just as the transition to CAD started. We were doing everything in pencil and I remember thinking the whole time how pointless it was to learn hand drawing.

Because they all use pre-designed pieces.

2026-10-13T03:00:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…jpdr
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Because they all use pre-designed pieces.

CAD killed creativity in building architecture. AI might bring it ...

2026-10-12T02:59:43Z

CAD killed creativity in building architecture. AI might bring it back.

I love the future! ...

2026-10-11T02:35:27Z

I love the future!

I've never seen a real execution. I'm in.

2026-10-11T02:00:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…hkc9
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I've never seen a real execution. I'm in.

Didn't know there was a National Medal of Science. Did Fauci ...

2026-10-09T02:01:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…5rp5
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Didn't know there was a National Medal of Science. Did Fauci get one of those? If he did, can we at least take it away?

Here's why I'm not worried about this. 90% of what I buy ...

2026-10-08T12:30:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…dnxn
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Here's why I'm not worried about this. 90% of what I buy on Amazon is gifts for other people. My "recommended" section is 100% completely irrelevant to me.

As far as Amazon knows, I'm a 75 year old woman who plays golf, is a Commanders fan, plays with Legos, Roblox, and teen fashion. I also have an interest in entomology, vinyl records wax melts and incense. And I occasionally do home and car repair.

That last part is the only accurate one.

Jesus Christ. The people of Minnesota are living in a death cult.

2026-10-08T12:22:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…hc87
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Jesus Christ. The people of Minnesota are living in a death cult.

I tried doing that with a screwdriver once. Went out and bought a ...

2026-10-08T00:43:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…dj5w
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I tried doing that with a screwdriver once. Went out and bought a roller.

That's a statement he should have made 8 years ago. Now, it ...

2026-10-07T23:54:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…rsxy
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That's a statement he should have made 8 years ago. Now, it just falls flat.

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2026-10-07T20:14:43Z

Why don't we hold judges accountable for repeat offenders?

People are always making fun of Batman comics and how Gotham city ...

2026-10-07T19:46:42Z

People are always making fun of Batman comics and how Gotham city just keeps letting the criminals go.

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2026-10-07T15:18:46Z

Funny how these viruses always escape on a significant US ...

2026-10-06T17:08:31Z

Funny how these viruses always escape on a significant US election year. What an astonishing coincidence.

She froze her eggs. Unconsciously, she's not looking for a ...

2026-10-05T13:19:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…gzge
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She froze her eggs. Unconsciously, she's not looking for a mate anymore. Hence the weight.

What was wrong with her.

2026-10-04T03:26:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…dm7q
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What was wrong with her.

Good for them. I always said that abortions are a waste of ...

2026-10-02T00:39:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…ccte
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Good for them. I always said that abortions are a waste of perfectly good meat.

This is a problem that takes care of itself.

2026-10-01T11:53:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…k9ud
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This is a problem that takes care of itself.

Well, brake as you hit. Otherwise you might get some gore on the ...

2026-10-01T02:52:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…rtce
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Well, brake as you hit. Otherwise you might get some gore on the tires and lose traction.

"The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead." That ...

2026-10-01T02:47:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…f03z
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"The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead." That sounds like me.

Please tell me I can pee in the water before he goes in.

2026-10-01T02:46:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…rpd6
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Please tell me I can pee in the water before he goes in.

If only I weren't married. My wife would never allow that on ...

2026-10-01T02:26:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…d5ml
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If only I weren't married. My wife would never allow that on the couch.

I'm not convinced. According to Starlink's own app, the ...

2026-09-30T00:11:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…ynzk
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I'm not convinced. According to Starlink's own app, the dish won't work at my house on account of all the trees.

Technically. I would argue that his brain died in 2000

2026-09-29T16:32:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…2t0f
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Technically. I would argue that his brain died in 2000

I know there are a lot of food psychos on this server. Riddle me ...

2026-09-29T16:23:42Z

I know there are a lot of food psychos on this server. Riddle me this: How is Michael Moore still alive?

Covid was humanity at peak stupidity. (I mean humanity as a ...

2026-09-29T02:02:13Z

Covid was humanity at peak stupidity.

(I mean humanity as a whole, there's always a group that's more stupid than the last)

I'm convinced there is an as yet unknown aspect of biology. ...

2026-09-28T17:00:21Z

I'm convinced there is an as yet unknown aspect of biology. This is why we have a shift in modern science from absolutes to likelihoods. 30% chance of cancer, 60% chance of heart attack. And the treatments are equally unsure. The chance of success for chemotherapy is literally 0-100%. It's time to take a breath. Realize that we only have a handle on a small few things. And accept our mortality with dignity and grace.

As much as I love to rag on women. This is not a female doctor ...

2026-09-28T12:41:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…dflz
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As much as I love to rag on women. This is not a female doctor problem. This is a doctor problem. Stop putting them on pedestals. Unless they're cutting or sewing, an immediate and apparent mechanical faiure, they're not doing anything to help you.

Moosehead doesn't hold a candle to Girlie Girl ...

2026-09-27T23:49:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…5x06
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Moosehead doesn't hold a candle to Girlie Girl

That's my point. Why build there in the first place?

2026-09-26T02:34:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…5n0s
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That's my point. Why build there in the first place?

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2026-09-25T22:26:22Z

Why would anyone live in a house that's on stilts?

Again? it's a little chilly this time of year for the ...

2026-09-24T12:23:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…m6pr
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Again? it's a little chilly this time of year for the boomers, isn't it?

I bet that place just reeks to high heaven of BO

2026-09-24T12:12:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…c87a
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I bet that place just reeks to high heaven of BO

I'm using the term "female privilege" more and more ...

2026-09-24T00:50:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…lnfa
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I'm using the term "female privilege" more and more in casual conversation.

I do?

2026-09-24T00:46:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…6jca
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I do?

They used to lay eggs. But they complained about that.

2026-09-22T12:21:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…asma
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They used to lay eggs. But they complained about that.

In part 2, she disappears into the washington moNument, NEVER TO ...

2026-09-22T12:20:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…jzrl
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In part 2, she disappears into the washington moNument, NEVER TO RETURN!

Christ. I can tell just from the headline that it's made up ...

2026-09-21T17:08:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…tc4e
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Christ. I can tell just from the headline that it's made up outrage. Thanks!

I consider it the same problem, not a bigger one.

2026-09-21T17:07:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…q83n
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I consider it the same problem, not a bigger one.

I have a copy of early edition of Earthcore

2026-09-21T12:47:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…5yjp
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I have a copy of early edition of Earthcore

I don't get it

2026-09-21T12:31:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…8pg5
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I don't get it

Yes. No human would do that.. ...

2026-09-21T12:23:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…5l54
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Yes. No human would do that..

Especially if they're Ukrainian.

2026-09-21T12:18:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…tsas
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Especially if they're Ukrainian.

TRUE

2026-09-21T01:55:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…py53
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TRUE

kinda early for a winter forecast. Ain't it?

2026-09-20T01:18:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…6gaz
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kinda early for a winter forecast. Ain't it?

Isn't she single now?

2026-09-20T01:15:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…d5m3
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Isn't she single now?

It's gettin kind of sweaty in AOC's pants

2026-09-19T12:01:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…hf85
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It's gettin kind of sweaty in AOC's pants

I agree. Death is pretty certian. @npub1zze…csd7

2026-09-19T11:54:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…pk5q
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I agree. Death is pretty certian. Truthy (npub1zze…csd7)

Sent codex out to fix its mistake. It fixed it and then found and ...

2026-09-19T00:01:58Z

Sent codex out to fix its mistake. It fixed it and then found and fixed one of mine at the same time.

What did Trump do this time?

2026-09-18T00:23:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…w8xf
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What did Trump do this time?

I spent my first 20 years hearing that women don't want to be ...

2026-09-17T02:34:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…xfeu
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I spent my first 20 years hearing that women don't want to be objectified. And my second 20 years learning that ugly women say they don't want to be objectified. Of course, they do. But they know they won't. So they say they don't.

maybe. But that would be interpreted as trying to kill your kids.

2026-09-16T23:57:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…gajw
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maybe. But that would be interpreted as trying to kill your kids.

In a sane and just world, the media and other people who doxed ...

2026-09-16T16:31:21Z

In a sane and just world, the media and other people who doxed that juror should be forced to pay for private security for him and his entire family for as long as is necessary. It's very likely that one of them will be killed and those who outed him are directly responsible for it.

UK police have a major PR issue.

2026-09-16T13:26:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…l8xj
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UK police have a major PR issue.

How long do you think it will be before CPS takes away kids ...

2026-09-16T10:39:44Z

How long do you think it will be before CPS takes away kids because the mother didn't kill them?

Well. You're hearing a woman's side of it. So, at most, ...

2026-09-15T12:34:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…lqh7
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Well. You're hearing a woman's side of it. So, at most, you can take 50% of it at face value. Assuming the kids are real and not some cats she's got in the other room.

A new concept for the Comic Generator home page. I've got an ...

2026-09-14T00:44:01Z

A new concept for the Comic Generator home page. I've got an AI Alpha stand-in posing with the paintbrush before I draw the real one. What do you think?

I've always said that if you outlaw insurance, doctors will ...

2026-09-13T01:33:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…expz
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I've always said that if you outlaw insurance, doctors will get real cheap. Somehow I don't think that's what this is.

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2026-09-13T01:28:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…vvj6
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Waitaminute... the war in Iran didn't begin in Chicago!

2026-09-13T01:25:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…eg48
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Waitaminute... the war in Iran didn't begin in Chicago!

That extra half hour makes a difference!

2026-09-13T01:21:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…ajsz
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That extra half hour makes a difference!

Breaking news! Everyone's racist!

2026-09-11T14:00:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…wnz8
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Breaking news! Everyone's racist!

meh. I say give em a Darwin award and call it a day.

2026-09-11T02:27:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…xrd2
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meh. I say give em a Darwin award and call it a day.

At some point XAI became SpaceXAI ...

2026-09-10T23:01:24Z

At some point XAI became SpaceXAI

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2026-09-10T01:40:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…4h3y
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Wow. Meme coins are usually a safe bet.

2026-09-10T01:39:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…pjps
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Wow. Meme coins are usually a safe bet.

Here's an idea. A wire mesh sleeve to put my phone in that ...

2026-09-10T01:21:00Z

Here's an idea. A wire mesh sleeve to put my phone in that blocks all signals. And on the outside of it is a bluetooth device that just broadcasts bogus data. Device IDs, false messages, elevator music. So, to one of these flock spy devices, I look like I'm carrying a couple hundred things.

Are you implying there is no technique when image generators are ...

2026-09-09T12:51:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…nph2
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Are you implying there is no technique when image generators are used?

Which technique?

2026-09-09T12:49:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…0xx3
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Which technique?