Nostr notes by rstevens 🐳💨✅

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2026-08-27T14:25:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…2env
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why, after spending one billion dollars sponsoring podcasts, is ...

2026-08-27T14:12:28Z

why, after spending one billion dollars sponsoring podcasts, is squarespace such a pain in the ass? people who recommend wordpress will be blocked.

my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change ...

2026-08-05T17:34:14Z

my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live.

i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.

I know things are hard, but now more than ever it’s important ...

2026-07-31T21:45:19Z

I know things are hard, but now more than ever it’s important to take the time to flip off every cyber truck you see

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2026-06-03T12:40:11Z

how do you feel about WWDC?

successfully talked myself out of eating mayonnaise-based salad ...

2026-04-18T00:24:42Z

successfully talked myself out of eating mayonnaise-based salad dressing that sat out on the counter for 24 hours. please clap

is this anything? ...

2026-03-25T22:13:51Z

is this anything?

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2026-02-17T00:12:17Z

i’m so old, i remember when computers got cheaper over time

tim cook, i swear to god if i wake up in the morning and that ...

2026-01-29T21:55:33Z

tim cook, i swear to god if i wake up in the morning and that fucking melania movie shows up on my ipod with the U2 album...

someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you ...

2025-12-30T21:51:35Z

someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore

my new year's resolution is going to be not deluding myself ...

2025-12-09T16:42:56Z

my new year's resolution is going to be not deluding myself into thinking a new to-do app is going to magically make me more organized

i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you ...

2025-09-24T11:30:55Z

i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you smarter.

you want me to use AI to make decisions? buddy, i don’t even ...

2025-08-19T00:42:00Z

you want me to use AI to make decisions?

buddy, i don’t even let my phone auto-capitalize words

there should be a special dipping sauce you can order if you’re ...

2025-08-12T20:47:59Z

there should be a special dipping sauce you can order if you’re having a particularly hard day

man, even when you buy an election, you’re really just renting ...

2025-06-06T13:29:13Z

man, even when you buy an election, you’re really just renting it these days. worse than photoshop.

i was born at the perfect moment to be both soaked with lead AND ...

2025-02-03T23:08:35Z

i was born at the perfect moment to be both soaked with lead AND filled with microplastics.

your move, zoomers.

i hope this email finds you living a new life in the off-world ...

2025-01-27T12:07:49Z

i hope this email finds you living a new life in the off-world colonies

got under 200 tabs. anything is possible with hard work and a ...

2024-12-24T02:45:31Z

got under 200 tabs. anything is possible with hard work and a dream

is my favorite hobby fixing socks while using mastodon? darn ...

2024-12-17T15:51:04Z

is my favorite hobby fixing socks while using mastodon?

darn tootin'

i’m not too far off from you. still masking and kind of ...

2024-10-10T21:06:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…8mpd
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i’m not too far off from you. still masking and kind of terrified of restaurants, but i do stuff like theme parks as long as i can mask inside.

i thought HAARP was doing it

2024-10-06T00:26:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…n8h7
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i thought HAARP was doing it

I may have done a terrible job, but at least it took three times ...

2024-09-24T00:08:08Z

I may have done a terrible job, but at least it took three times longer than expected

no, YOUR attention span is so diffuse that you do your best work ...

2024-09-20T14:46:23Z

no, YOUR attention span is so diffuse that you do your best work with multiple file managers open

a cat host!

2024-09-20T00:29:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…9qtu
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a cat host!

welp now i want to go to vermont

2024-09-20T00:26:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…dpfj
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welp now i want to go to vermont

this is a really good one!

2024-08-29T19:14:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…qk8r
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this is a really good one!

it’s like they grew a penny arcade fan in a lab and turned him ...

2024-08-15T16:29:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…qpm2
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it’s like they grew a penny arcade fan in a lab and turned him loose on politics

Umberto Eco uses 50% less fuel and 30% less packaging than ...

2023-07-14T11:43:16Z

Umberto Eco uses 50% less fuel and 30% less packaging than regular Umberto

it all went wrong when we stopped using tables and frames to make ...

2023-07-05T00:46:22Z

it all went wrong when we stopped using tables and frames to make websites