Nostr notes by woodland creature

so the lady whose porch we're fixing has a ...

2026-10-27T22:16:12Z

so the lady whose porch we're fixing has a """daughter""" who is an obvious 200 lb gross troon. i actually had to call it "she" yesterday cause i didn't want to upset anyone lol. feels bad

>meow for fish >i give him fish >he doesn't eat it ...

2026-10-21T00:50:43Z

>meow for fish
>i give him fish
>he doesn't eat it
>i take it away
>starts crying

cad simulation ftw... my trailer is really well balanced. if i ...

2026-10-17T14:56:31Z

cad simulation ftw... my trailer is really well balanced. if i raise the back wheels, i can pick up the tongue by hand. so just by moving the load around i should be able to get the exact tongue weight i want. not bad for something that weighs around 1000 lbs

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2026-10-17T14:28:23Z

something smells like cat pee and i have a suspicion about who

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2026-10-17T14:15:13Z

brr #gm just turned on the heat for the first time this season.

these maid videos are so funny heh ...

2026-10-17T01:34:56Z

these maid videos are so funny heh https://x.com/VxRender/status/2111123556549501241

another minor screw-up happened but nothing a die grinder ...

2026-10-17T01:23:44Z

another minor screw-up happened but nothing a die grinder won't fix. die grinder fixes everything right

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2026-10-16T16:55:17Z

hydraulic system is totally leak-free now! chuffed