Nostr notes by AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠

https://youtu.be/k7lhIzbsv_I

2026-10-30T17:23:01Z

Bullshit. Half of them probably have no idea what Christianity ...

2026-10-28T10:24:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…w93s
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Bullshit. Half of them probably have no idea what Christianity actually is.

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2026-10-28T01:47:04Z

Forgot to post this the other day. This is a Jeets bed frame. ...

2026-10-27T16:20:36Z

Forgot to post this the other day. This is a Jeets bed frame. Most of that is toenail clippings... $400k home. You can take third world people and put them in the first world but you can't make them act like first world people.

I don't want to lose this, I should put it somewhere and make ...

2026-10-26T22:54:20Z

I don't want to lose this, I should put it somewhere and make it a point to remember where...

Promptly forgets where.

I eat salt on every kind of melon. Watermelon, cantaloupe, honey ...

2026-10-26T22:10:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…v3d2
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I eat salt on every kind of melon. Watermelon, cantaloupe, honey dew. It's amazing.

Grapefruit knife. Didn't know that was a thing. ...

2026-10-26T16:40:07Z

Grapefruit knife. Didn't know that was a thing.

It's been a long time since I've seen someone flash their ...

2026-10-26T16:07:09Z

It's been a long time since I've seen someone flash their lights to warn me that a cop is ahead... Random thought.

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2026-10-25T21:35:18Z

Not a bad start ...

2026-10-19T23:44:36Z

Not a bad start

The budget pic... ...

2026-10-16T21:48:47Z

The budget pic...

Did this yesterday. Now I'm off to carry heavy objects. ...

2026-10-16T11:16:02Z

Did this yesterday. Now I'm off to carry heavy objects.

Personally, I can't stand the newly born again. And how do ...

2026-10-15T23:17:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…jhmt
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Personally, I can't stand the newly born again. And how do you create a following of tinfoil hat people and then act surprised when some of them don't trust jews? That's just fucking retarded.

Yeah it's getting pretty bad. It's boring and half the ...

2026-10-15T23:12:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…qpsn
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Yeah it's getting pretty bad. It's boring and half the show is just personal shit.

"people here aren't tolerant of dogs" Well no shit, ...

2026-10-13T22:34:16Z

"people here aren't tolerant of dogs"
Well no shit, you imported people who fucking hate dogs ya twat

https://youtu.be/s2xQ5RdP59E

If 15 year old me saw 40 year old me getting excited over finding ...

2026-10-13T17:14:51Z

If 15 year old me saw 40 year old me getting excited over finding a seed in my weed...

Just watched Krypto smack his head on a trunk while playing with ...

2026-10-12T00:40:14Z

Just watched Krypto smack his head on a trunk while playing with a toy and straight up mean mugged it like they had beef now 😂

Got called in ...

2026-10-10T13:06:52Z

Got called in

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2026-10-09T23:44:43Z

😂🍿 🍞 🎪 ...

2026-10-08T22:23:58Z

😂🍿
🍞 🎪

We got GTA Yemen before GTA 6 https://youtu.be/_bFpR10TJxM

2026-10-07T14:34:21Z

We got GTA Yemen before GTA 6
https://youtu.be/_bFpR10TJxM

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2026-10-07T14:30:03Z

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2026-10-07T14:25:42Z

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2026-10-06T22:43:11Z

he's currently eating my foot ...

2026-10-05T19:32:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…xf4f
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he's currently eating my foot

My new foster, Krypto. He was acting out at the rescue so ...

2026-10-05T19:12:04Z

My new foster, Krypto. He was acting out at the rescue so it's my job to fix him.

I've had this painting hanging in my mud room for years now ...

2026-10-04T20:34:28Z

I've had this painting hanging in my mud room for years now and I just noticed the little hand on the left...

I've been waiting 30 years to get a lawn jockey on a job... I ...

2026-10-03T23:33:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…667r
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I've been waiting 30 years to get a lawn jockey on a job... I want one so bad.

establish? It existed 20 years ago.

2026-10-03T23:32:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…6ylj
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establish? It existed 20 years ago.

And that's why the new world was conquered by Europeans.

2026-10-03T16:59:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…lfam
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And that's why the new world was conquered by Europeans.

Today's wtf from a job... ...

2026-10-03T15:07:55Z

Today's wtf from a job...

My saw collection is getting thick... ...

2026-10-02T20:24:43Z

My saw collection is getting thick...

Oblivion fan: *munches on popcorn 🍿 ...

2026-10-02T15:32:17Z

Oblivion fan: *munches on popcorn 🍿

It's almost as if it doesn't matter where you put these ...

2026-10-02T14:09:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…dxnm
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It's almost as if it doesn't matter where you put these people, they always become monsters 🤔

You could also just look at what tinfoil hat people were saying ...

2026-10-02T14:07:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…w9ln
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You could also just look at what tinfoil hat people were saying 20 years ago and wait for them to be proven right 🤷🏼‍♂️

Imagine what they have that people don't know about...

2026-10-02T13:59:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…uzkh
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Imagine what they have that people don't know about...

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2026-10-02T13:17:15Z

Just drove past a guy pushing a stroller wearing a plate carrier. ...

2026-10-01T12:22:17Z

Just drove past a guy pushing a stroller wearing a plate carrier. In one of the safest neighborhoods in the area. Hell yeah.

Best breed period. I will die on that hill. ...

2026-09-30T20:57:00Z

Best breed period.
I will die on that hill.
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2105336872297808303

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2026-09-30T10:17:37Z

So shits gonna get so retarded...

2026-09-29T23:33:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…rdu3
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So shits gonna get so retarded...

https://youtu.be/TQnNPoj2Dd0

2026-09-28T00:24:47Z

https://youtu.be/TQnNPoj2Dd0

as if we do it just for Israel...

2026-09-27T13:24:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…n2dh
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as if we do it just for Israel...

That's like believing the hooker when she says you were the ...

2026-09-26T16:38:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…ghy7
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That's like believing the hooker when she says you were the best.

There is clearly a lesser of two evils and it's the side that ...

2026-09-26T15:23:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…gy2q
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There is clearly a lesser of two evils and it's the side that isn't fighting for abortion up until birth.

Wait, you think produce is sterilized before being sold?

2026-09-26T15:19:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…g2en
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Wait, you think produce is sterilized before being sold?

The e coli bacteria isn't the matching DNA. Every source of ...

2026-09-26T11:27:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…qcal
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The e coli bacteria isn't the matching DNA. Every source of it has the same DNA in the poop they find.

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2026-09-26T00:26:25Z

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2026-09-24T23:23:07Z

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2026-09-24T22:48:19Z

Not anymore than any other ethnicity. Get AIDS faggot. ...

2026-09-24T16:35:14Z

Not anymore than any other ethnicity. Get AIDS faggot.

I said nothing about Xbox being in a better position or being a ...

2026-09-24T13:09:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…0yy2
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I said nothing about Xbox being in a better position or being a better company. I suggested that they were probably about to make the same mistake but learned from Sony. Obviously the industry has shot itself in the foot by making games that are hundreds of gigs. Future games would have to come with a disc and a flash drive or cartridge. But that wasnt my point.

Non sequitur but okay

2026-09-24T12:55:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…gjqd
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Non sequitur but okay

I'll bet Microsoft was an inch away from announcing that they ...

2026-09-24T00:07:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…ld0j
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I'll bet Microsoft was an inch away from announcing that they too were ending physical copies...

5/6 of our last customers have been Jeets. Getting really fucking ...

2026-09-23T14:46:45Z

5/6 of our last customers have been Jeets. Getting really fucking sick of this...

Make sure you change it regularly and every time you touch it ...

2026-09-23T13:19:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…aw63
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Make sure you change it regularly and every time you touch it with your hands. Otherwise it will more than likely make you sick...

My new foster... Mara. ...

2026-09-22T21:27:56Z

My new foster... Mara.

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2026-09-22T14:26:54Z

This shit gives me an aneurysm. ...

2026-09-21T10:39:14Z

This shit gives me an aneurysm.

AIDS finally got em

2026-09-20T23:15:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…mlmj
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AIDS finally got em

I don't think it will have the same effect as milk. It ...

2026-09-19T20:16:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…q00k
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I don't think it will have the same effect as milk. It won't help make them "fluffy"

Time to walk the dog... Yay... ...

2026-09-19T14:44:21Z

Time to walk the dog... Yay...

Why do I feel like this isn't about the stability of the ...

2026-09-18T20:36:58Z

Why do I feel like this isn't about the stability of the United States of America? Is this a "they know something we don't" situation?

Just need to replace this guy's face with Gavin newsom.

2026-09-18T18:09:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…kuxh
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Just need to replace this guy's face with Gavin newsom.

It's gotten huge! (Judge for scale) ...

2026-09-18T17:45:25Z

It's gotten huge! (Judge for scale)

it's a dude

2026-09-17T23:37:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…avjf
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it's a dude

The dancing plagues being mostly women should have been a sign...

2026-09-17T23:33:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…n5hu
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The dancing plagues being mostly women should have been a sign...

The richest zip codes in the US wouldn't be surrounding DC if ...

2026-09-17T12:56:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…49tu
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The richest zip codes in the US wouldn't be surrounding DC if it weren't for us.

Throw it away. Not enough THC to worry about it.

2026-09-16T23:38:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…tmx7
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Throw it away. Not enough THC to worry about it.

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2026-09-16T23:31:49Z

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2026-09-16T19:48:28Z

First day off base was this to a tee ...

2026-09-15T12:14:43Z

First day off base was this to a tee

What do I keep in the loops? Cowboy 45lc or buckshot slugs? ...

2026-09-14T23:37:21Z

What do I keep in the loops? Cowboy 45lc or buckshot slugs?

Being a European still trying to dunk on Americans for being fat ...

2026-09-14T21:57:32Z

Being a European still trying to dunk on Americans for being fat when your entire continent is being overrun by Muslim third worlders and communists is cringe as fuck.

Ask the kids what "Gonzo" means. Go on...

2026-09-14T21:54:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…xpe6
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Ask the kids what "Gonzo" means. Go on...

Growing in my local park. ...

2026-09-14T15:54:43Z

Growing in my local park.

if you shoot them while they're having fun the meat tastes ...

2026-09-13T23:11:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…wy96
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if you shoot them while they're having fun the meat tastes way better

🤏🏼🎩 🤷🏼‍♂️👃🏼 ...

2026-09-13T01:31:21Z

🤏🏼🎩
🤷🏼‍♂️👃🏼

Many jobs females have are just adult daycare for DEI points. The ...

2026-09-12T09:42:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…8zh2
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Many jobs females have are just adult daycare for DEI points. The women spend half their day on social media. They think it's real.

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2026-09-11T18:38:16Z

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2026-09-10T23:04:11Z

I think I just spoke to sling blade

Deuce had to pee on my dachshund statue... ...

2026-09-10T23:00:50Z

Deuce had to pee on my dachshund statue...

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2026-09-09T02:41:18Z

I need to fucking eat but nothing sounds good 😖

You weren't kidding ...

2026-09-09T02:11:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…c7sn
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You weren't kidding

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2026-09-09T02:01:51Z

flat or shower

2026-09-08T19:14:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…y8m4
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flat or shower

One thing that has baffled me since I moved into the hood about ...

2026-09-07T12:29:15Z

One thing that has baffled me since I moved into the hood about 15 years ago Is the fact that black people seem completely incapable of using crosswalks. I've seen them dodge through cars right into traffic 10 ft away from a crosswalk.

making fun of astrology

2026-09-06T16:54:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…a5je
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making fun of astrology

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2026-09-06T16:47:49Z

I've spent the last 6 months changing my ways, changing my ...

2026-09-06T00:19:07Z

I've spent the last 6 months changing my ways, changing my diet, trying to gain weight and get healthy. This just broke my fucking heart... I'm 5'11"
I can't do this anymore.

That just means you're a good judge of character and ...

2026-09-05T16:28:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…5vy7
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That just means you're a good judge of character and don't hang out with people who buy poodles.

They can be very sweet dogs. Problem is they took one of the ...

2026-09-05T16:24:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…lzly
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They can be very sweet dogs. Problem is they took one of the greatest dog breeds ever known to man and mixed it with one of the nastiest dog breeds ever known to man. My ex-fiance loves Doodles. Her first one, Charlie, is literally the sweetest, most gentle dog I have ever known. Her other two... Absolute cunts. You never know if you're going to get a golden retriever or an asshole poodle.

I fucking hate doodles...

2026-09-05T16:12:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…2ra6
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I fucking hate doodles...

You have Facebook??? Okay boomer.

2026-09-05T14:07:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…0kmy
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You have Facebook??? Okay boomer.

And for some reason he asked me to start a chicken coop... ...

2026-09-05T12:54:37Z

And for some reason he asked me to start a chicken coop...

Ford does still make the e series but they are junk from what I ...

2026-09-04T18:04:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…90g5
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Ford does still make the e series but they are junk from what I hear and dodge vans are euro trash looking now. Unfortunately Chevy has lost all good will from this son of a GM lineman. They are pure garbage now too. It breaks my heart to see what they've become.

That's fucking hot

2026-09-04T15:38:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…4rz5
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That's fucking hot

Glad you're back and better. You'll be in my prayers ...

2026-09-04T15:38:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…9g28
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Glad you're back and better. You'll be in my prayers dear! Out of nowhere just happened to me too 🫤

Grown ass woman needs dad to fight her imaginary battles. Says ...

2026-09-04T14:49:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…vt43
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Grown ass woman needs dad to fight her imaginary battles. Says everything I need to know about this slag.

Sending a letter like this without any pictures is obvious jew ...

2026-09-04T14:48:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…2p7n
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Sending a letter like this without any pictures is obvious jew shit.