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  <title>Nostr notes by heytomjones, a lawyer from Slightly Used Mexico</title>
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    <name>heytomjones, a lawyer from Slightly Used Mexico</name>
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      <title type="html">i don&amp;#39;t know (or care) who they are but Ethan&amp;#39;s the one ...</title>
    
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      i don&amp;#39;t know (or care) who they are but Ethan&amp;#39;s the one on the left&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5f/99/f9/5f99f996c57dd6de95ab3082dc2993badd8d764748a3ec9b7e4b3851a7465481.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-23T18:53:48Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Flock&amp;#39;s so passe welcome to the new hotness ...</title>
    
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      Flock&amp;#39;s so passe&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;welcome to the new hotness&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/comcast-turns-millions-routers-motion-sensors-same-wifi-signals-can-id-you-995-accuracy&#34;&gt;https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/comcast-turns-millions-routers-motion-sensors-same-wifi-signals-can-id-you-995-accuracy&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-18T22:19:49Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">BARACK HUSSEEIINNN *MUTUAL OF OMAHA</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsy8qjj4u7xxwl9e8lu5x97xfjr39z63q4rpc94ssnzvxm575kmfjgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qlvmd78&#39;&gt;nevent1q…md78&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;BARACK HUSSEEIINNN *MUTUAL OF OMAHA
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    <updated>2026-08-10T13:55:38Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">the fedi is a horrible place #nevent1q…glle</title>
    
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      the fedi is a horrible place&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq3y59ggqgrcjx20dwe0vkdlw98tvype2etg008a6vd8fhtwy4l2hsfqglle&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…glle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; Mother-Daughter threesome? &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-08T12:57:24Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfy66ypk0yqhwncxq20cfyt40hgl24at90jpsd626uqlxhza73nnczypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxk6gpfj</id>
    
      <title type="html">my mother-in-law is here and yes, it’s exactly what you think ...</title>
    
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      my mother-in-law is here and yes, it’s exactly what you think that means. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;gm
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    <updated>2026-08-08T12:54:47Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswvd07yyaxg384cq4spn2wqr452c3zxjgs0pqepfap70ce6xpz2lgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx0x4c28</id>
    
      <title type="html">that&amp;#39;s the Tate bro&amp;#39;s merch</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqvfcwqvetgj8nr285uqf63u5580dmch6wwuhat7z27r7ds65svqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qkfwd73&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wd73&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;that&amp;#39;s the Tate bro&amp;#39;s merch
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    <updated>2026-08-06T17:37:26Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy9ja5udxeaeh9dfe764tmpgyjcv7kq0cj8xnlnrzpj4y0stu6m2szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxqzkxyl</id>
    
      <title type="html">there&amp;#39;s a correlation between all the states that have or are ...</title>
    
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      there&amp;#39;s a correlation between all the states that have or are pushing anti-bds laws with flock camera installs and expansions...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/49/68/8d/49688de5b931ed56be23d4228670b581e5becc41d15b77b3555db72af1184320.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-07-09T14:39:13Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfwq29sufxnvd34348wcz6sjpmxvv6hgyqj4rrsxmktadrvgj740szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxfrz32k</id>
    
      <title type="html">Chat, tell Matty i use duckduckgo so i know i&amp;#39;m safe ...</title>
    
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      Chat, tell Matty i use duckduckgo so i know i&amp;#39;m safe&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq0nzy5lgwlxt76cgxwvzmkv53099fp50442rc8jtlck5g4ahvul0qdwxg4t&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…xg4t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; Windows devices have a global device identifier that basically removes any anonymity you think you have behind a VPN (VPNs are largely useless anyway in my opinion, but you should use one). Linux has a similar GDID at /etc/machine-id which browsers may be able to read. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The best thing to do is not do anything illegal. As I&#39;ve said before, if the government wants to get you, they have infinite resources and in-roads with every company ever. Just don&#39;t be a retard online and you&#39;ll be okay.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6b/99/ec/6b99ec5c4fb7f5a31a42542bfa292ae46420fdc43bfaaec63519c5895b342154.png&#34;&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-07-06T14:50:25Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs248779xl4u9eqnysrvd6yjvrnuy4esv4z58fc6aal3whuknxl9zszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx7fqj78</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdvcy63yf9cadtrawmqxl2nkrrf4ghgg206aqe2nrje0zfl96ku0gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qm4xaue&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xaue&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/c0/c9/e3/c0c9e349cde5bb7567a6f63a77f78f6f3012bca9a98506d5500392ace40035f7.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-05-19T21:48:15Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">maybe we could all pool our gas money and use it to buy just ...</title>
    
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      maybe we could all pool our gas money and use it to buy just enough gas to burn this motherfucker down.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;and his baal room too.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/energy-secretary-open-suspending-us-gas-tax-pump-rage-surges&#34;&gt;https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/energy-secretary-open-suspending-us-gas-tax-pump-rage-surges&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-05-11T15:06:39Z</updated>
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      i see dead people.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/91/d9/a3/91d9a35bb3c3f2322167d024b30b68d81cadd93e135b77420caecdb989480779.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-05-10T23:46:38Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">second oldest daughter said yes to Jesus and got baptized today. ...</title>
    
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      second oldest daughter said yes to Jesus and got baptized today. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;suck it, satan.
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    <updated>2026-04-26T23:27:18Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrjs7wpdduv53t3zzs0ecpnr5mch6eyzvcmup30ycr40eypsh7v4gzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx4zlkl0</id>
    
      <title type="html">Palantir is deciding if NCD and the entire cool side of fedi can ...</title>
    
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      Palantir is deciding if NCD and the entire cool side of fedi can go and the answer is no. no you can&amp;#39;t because you don&amp;#39;t deserve to have nice things.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/38/87/78/388778e51ff4178bc60ec639fc61218cadf99c81a4f7ece82f95b5fa286a21f0.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-21T15:20:01Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">is there an &amp;#39;s&amp;#39; missing on waifu?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9d4qgvwaymeanu0fgm5c723wdt0jukhh2hs25y644pk24frmmmjqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qrvwm3k&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wm3k&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;is there an &amp;#39;s&amp;#39; missing on waifu?
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    <updated>2026-04-14T19:39:16Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsttdgwgjmm89d3508e92tr687aesrk8w3aq0nzdkzpkc5qn5qcfaczypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxn2c06d</id>
    
      <title type="html">Fang Fang in that pic looks like a guy tho</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2jejfxq0y05khgqtzff3fhear2wj9gjuxallyf9yj3594ezfyd3spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qpamvd6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mvd6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fang Fang in that pic looks like a guy tho
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    <updated>2026-04-14T15:07:11Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8hud6m9hmwy53gryk2s9l34e2lcf9p873x7vkjjxz20ayzlt07dgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxndvkra</id>
    
      <title type="html">Trump, hoping america&amp;#39;s judeo-christians won&amp;#39;t notice ...</title>
    
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      Trump, hoping america&amp;#39;s judeo-christians won&amp;#39;t notice that Jesus in the Gospels is known as the Great Healer, Divine Physician because as long as they keep blessin&amp;#39; israel, their little g god will bless them&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/52/cb/e5/52cbe585a714e48ae26ceed7ae8a3a95e028b1d92be677bdab43f92aabb48f3f.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-13T17:58:46Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">this is a good read and a good lesson that comes with it. also ...</title>
    
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      this is a good read and a good lesson that comes with it. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;also&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;be me&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look at Amex dining dollars spent at so many ’cultured’ places &lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;scream ’wtf’ inside my head&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;totally hate this nigger for life because i can‘t unknow what i’ve just read&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;drown sorrows in glass of Chardonnay&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;wonder now if it too is Sysco&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;i hate you so much&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;mfw&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqerc20lh9c8200whl789mmfdf4e4tq5xdgq7hvuk7phl6wuqlqgqs4wz03j&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…z03j&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &gt;be me  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;redpilled /ck/ anon who actually knows how to sear a steak without a $47 Sysco seasoning packet  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;decide it&#39;s time to touch grass and go on date #1 with tinder roastie who &#34;loves foodie spots&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she picks some &#34;authentic Italian&#34; place with $28 spaghetti and exposed brick walls  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;we sit down, she orders the carbonara like it&#39;s a personality  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;waiter drops the plates and i can already smell the Sysco  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;lean in, whisper like it&#39;s /pol/  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;&#34;you know we&#39;re eating inside the Matrix right now, right?&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she laughs, thinks it&#39;s a bit  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;wrong  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i hit her with the redpill: every &#34;fresh&#34; ingredient in this building came off the same Sysco truck that supplies Applebee&#39;s and prison kitchens  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;pre-portioned frozen gnocchi, &#34;house-made&#34; marinara that&#39;s just reheated bag sauce, even the &#34;imported&#34; parm is powdered Sysco dust  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she&#39;s blinking like a deer in headlights  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i keep going, full schizo mode  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;&#34;the entire restaurant industry is one big LARP, babe. the chef? he&#39;s just a Sysco janitor with a better knife roll. they pay him to pretend he doesn&#39;t have 47 identical bags of &#39;chef&#39;s choice&#39; demi-glace in the walk-in&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;her fork stops halfway to her mouth  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i&#39;m on a roll now, telling her about the Sysco Matrix™ where the bluepilled cattle pay premium to eat the exact same industrial slop as a hospital cafeteria but with worse lighting and a $14 cocktail that came out of a bag too  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she starts checking her phone under the table  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;date ends with her &#34;suddenly remembering&#34; she has an early meeting  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;ghosted before i even get the check  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;mfw  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&gt;fast forward two weeks  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;new girl, seems cooler, says she &#34;cooks&#34; (her highlight is airfryer nuggets)  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she suggests sushi  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i&#39;m already sweating  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;we get there, beautiful omakase counter, $180 a head  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i last 12 minutes before the dam breaks  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;&#34;you realize the &#39;wild caught&#39; salmon is Sysco farm-raised garbage injected with dye, right? the rice is probably from a 50lb bag labeled &#39;sushi rice&#39; that tastes like wet cardboard&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;start drawing the supply chain on a napkin like it&#39;s the JFK assassination board  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;driver → Sysco warehouse → &#34;sous chef&#34; who just thaws and plates → you, paying $22 for a piece of fish that used to be roommates with a McDonald&#39;s Filet-O-Fish  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she&#39;s giving me the exact same wide-eyed stare as date #1  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;whispers &#34;are you okay?&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i tell her the truth: the only way to escape the Matrix is to cook everything yourself, from scratch, like our ancestors before the Sysco overlords enslaved us with their 40% margins and frozen lobster tails  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she excuses herself to the bathroom  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;never comes back  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;waiter brings me the bill and a pitying look  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&gt;third date  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i swear i&#39;m not gonna do it this time  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she picks a &#34;farm to table&#34; spot  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;literally the final boss of Sysco LARPing  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;menu has &#34;local heirloom&#34; everything  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i hold it together for 45 whole minutes  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;then the waiter says &#34;our chef sources directly from...&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;brain short circuits  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i slam my water glass down like it&#39;s /ck/ rant hour  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;&#34;BROTHER THEY SOURCE DIRECTLY FROM THE SYSKO TRUCK PARKED BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT 3AM&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;start naming SKUs from memory  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;date #3 is now actively backing her chair away from the table  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;i&#39;m full conspiracy autist, telling her how even the &#34;house bread&#34; is Sysco parbaked rolls they just throw in the oven and pretend  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;she leaves mid-sentence  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;sends me a text from the Uber: &#34;you&#39;re actually insane please lose my number&#34;  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&gt;now i just cook ribeyes at home and eat alone like God intended  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;bluepilled cattle still out there dropping $300 on Sysco slop thinking they&#39;re cultured  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;tfw the only thing spooked more than my dates is my tinder match rate  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;stay redpilled, kings  &lt;br/&gt;&gt;never dine inside the Matrix&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqhmllkwg7z37lc5997wwm6v9h2cemlu4m07hk55fvzcvuyn2h37yqhljvgs&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…jvgs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/61d56e35-ddb7-4f05-85dd-13b6ece2bc34/image-5.jpg&#34;&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-09T23:46:58Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Good Friday schizo from the codependent girlfriend or the Please ...</title>
    
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      Good Friday schizo from the codependent girlfriend&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;or the Please Bro meme irl&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/56/56/b6/5656b6efed9b2cd5aff88eaa20a9704f9008459b55b6740ef9d95198079b265a.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-03T13:39:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">🎶 the best part of waking up…🎶 ...</title>
    
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      🎶 the best part of waking up…🎶&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/47/93/71/479371372719069f6d7607a0e3bc76f43a9005feda5fe6991e090f4ac26e5f70.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      <title type="html">lol the Operation Warp Speed shot gave them aids ...</title>
    
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      lol the Operation Warp Speed shot gave them aids&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/69/d9/ea/69d9ea7f86fce52ebcf1c913c7b3ef8b57ea16a7af28784f091de99e796ab899.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-02-16T15:02:39Z</updated>
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/74/a0/5c/74a05c71b034da4897befa3f86400d798d066661fd8fb91dc96d89c754eb1e37.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/05/ac/1c/05ac1c905f14a7f6417cd947b410150f110414dfe319c7600a217dda0e3d8a99.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/b2/6e/bd/b26ebd641b36ef4e51b97f9d8079b639c1651e50aa9392e75eeeba6b3b499c90.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-02-10T20:26:48Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">i mean...he&amp;#39;s French so i&amp;#39;m not surprised. but also wtf. ...</title>
    
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      i mean...he&amp;#39;s French so i&amp;#39;m not surprised.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;but also wtf.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.navytimes.com/veterans/military-history/2026/02/02/frenchman-hospitalized-after-inserting-wwi-munition-up-his-rear/&#34;&gt;https://www.navytimes.com/veterans/military-history/2026/02/02/frenchman-hospitalized-after-inserting-wwi-munition-up-his-rear/&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-03T17:53:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">they’re working on their newest dance battle routine if you ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstny8dgxwtugs9d4rm833d6399ajjhfxfp9hzf5pe6q06styqj5rqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx8ag7mm" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdshulzfz9zvkukdsxwjavr032e2q65p3fjqr854qlmy3h39fme3cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q8krguw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rguw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;they’re working on their newest dance battle routine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;if you thought their choreography from the covid times was something then you ain’t seen nothing yet.
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    <updated>2026-01-27T18:02:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;if you take Greenland you have to leave how you get your ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;if you take Greenland you have to leave&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;how you get your level-10 clinger to break up with you using this one easy trick&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/ca/6d/11/ca6d115e0aea39f492b978b300d1b7cba3b29ea941c23e6e779a8a5f9885a11d.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-06T23:17:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Greenland is missing two things: a central bank and a rabbi. this ...</title>
    
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      Greenland is missing two things: a central bank and a rabbi.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;this is why they want it so bad.
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    <updated>2026-01-06T21:03:22Z</updated>
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      ouch&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/32/ae/a2/32aea2d69fb0a5ce3e750fa96ab4ef602f6dd135b3ba3fb3d3731e4cb6f80823.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-03T15:22:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;#34;...orders are presumed to be lawful&amp;#34; i&amp;#39;m no fan of ...</title>
    
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      &amp;#34;...orders are presumed to be lawful&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i&amp;#39;m no fan of Kelly but i hope he asks to be recalled to active duty to make a mockery of it because just like Comey getting off the hook, Kelly&amp;#39;s case could set a precedent the young Major turned SECWARF would have a fun time trying to undo.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/f6/a4/18/f6a418726ae228256f57dc25f1cce7d332d09b03df3289ac5cf55b37eed04cb5.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-11-24T20:20:59Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">@nprofile…lsg6 is a philanthropist always thinking of his ...</title>
    
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      &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyq8lfv004u9xs5z09aa6q64k46ky28h8j7pwt0n5hfh0tg75pnmcwj3lsg6&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kid Knievel &lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…lsg6&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is a philanthropist always thinking of his fellow man. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;gm&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/7a/20/81/7a208155382178cf5d75d9d83dad40696a5197b63621c42f0d6e311f45ac6328.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-11-23T16:36:17Z</updated>
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    <updated>2025-11-06T14:49:53Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">le sigh cause &amp;gt; effect ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs95ywuhnznfjchr9qn6hk75lm20pp6rykxjymlchmygpzxlvwqytczypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxs62q9x" />
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      le sigh&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;cause &amp;gt; effect&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/a3/62/2e/a3622efa573daa8d53ee3ffc16e0bcc2231c1252506bffb4fa688fb7d2110a51.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/47/62/5c/47625c15bf105bd55c10e2f7dff7b97e94fede6d9db44fc3f1c329d05150bce1.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-05T14:55:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspuv4c0gcvvtxk4a0v0hlnz6sc7a8fk4yc4rghg3rtxc633pjtxfszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx34p9xu</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;gt;narrator: there is more than one species in the parasite ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspuv4c0gcvvtxk4a0v0hlnz6sc7a8fk4yc4rghg3rtxc633pjtxfszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx34p9xu" />
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      &amp;gt;narrator: there is more than one species in the parasite class…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyrxau6xxzsz26prg0xwt76urhkpusn9y0v078mjsg25q6942nn2wzfypcya&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…pcya&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; welfare&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.rcsocial.net/media_attachments/files/115/464/029/947/974/076/original/539abca276ca23e1.png&#34;&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-30T16:46:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspu43kl7fqx6u0zvpeect79qsqy0z0lzp8cp7sdnthn7ysk44wjhqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxl6sjs8</id>
    
      <title type="html">so apparently this fat fucking fuck of a fat guy in a little coat ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspu43kl7fqx6u0zvpeect79qsqy0z0lzp8cp7sdnthn7ysk44wjhqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxl6sjs8" />
    <content type="html">
      so apparently this fat fucking fuck of a fat guy in a little coat said nigger somewhere online and it&amp;#39;s all the news apparently.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(if this is one of you and you are now doxxed i&amp;#39;m sorry you&amp;#39;re not more fit. don&amp;#39;t make ancestor shame - go lift you fat fuck. you&amp;#39;re making the rest of us look bad.)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/52/74/0b/52740b14db8ef12c710d6df4e2e18c6fe2e4ce4ee2a15e7555f0972ed243e745.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-15T16:49:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdufyvklz6ra3nj6lrekq52y6w0lpmv6ekwxaq79xznxa8mr0545szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxdn2wxs</id>
    
      <title type="html">Atlantis is still too close. try further/farther like in Canada</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdufyvklz6ra3nj6lrekq52y6w0lpmv6ekwxaq79xznxa8mr0545szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxdn2wxs" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyu79py8jgn2538pnhwqcll0xkrymdzlaa6qzy4myu9c77d3tn5hcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z70632zt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…32zt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Atlantis is still too close. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;try further/farther like in Canada
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-14T18:18:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqsndtw3r6g8es4a5nydx4c07c6kxkfznc35ul8rp75ww0u4jte4gzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxef0f5g</id>
    
      <title type="html">the correct answer is both ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqsndtw3r6g8es4a5nydx4c07c6kxkfznc35ul8rp75ww0u4jte4gzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxef0f5g" />
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      the correct answer is both&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/b3/96/ad/b396ad15cd6cf7ede48d7e749ea7e38627399fb3669851b2161d7f9efb1432f8.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-08T21:15:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgedf6jt9jfvdmu7wz8qxac0vstazkxf4hyhsuzlpgggqs8ps3p8gzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx70lmz3</id>
    
      <title type="html">about them hallsofcostco masterbatering machines they always like ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgedf6jt9jfvdmu7wz8qxac0vstazkxf4hyhsuzlpgggqs8ps3p8gzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx70lmz3" />
    <content type="html">
      about them hallsofcostco masterbatering machines they always like to cry about&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/10/d8/94/10d894544051be7bac1319717c28b29ced786d80ae98575bdbc161e4be7c694b.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-08T15:07:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgwg9cupeqdk3cll3sfwn5qzzh887qpfwv5nexgqg4zy9hmh7772czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxa0ldn4</id>
    
      <title type="html">i know you knew that i knew but i didn’t know how well it was ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgwg9cupeqdk3cll3sfwn5qzzh887qpfwv5nexgqg4zy9hmh7772czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxa0ldn4" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs02sjuz8wf84r08fpn5sk25u5dsgaynmmq9zsq5wgkmqfe0g8a2cspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qa7lsl9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lsl9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i know you knew that i knew but i didn’t know how well it was known so now i know
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-19T21:47:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs86krez88x4ffn6q473cr5mh0a07s3jkfhw2qqv40w8fgqlqsseuqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxshxjpc</id>
    
      <title type="html">(i know…i was being retarded on purpose)</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs86krez88x4ffn6q473cr5mh0a07s3jkfhw2qqv40w8fgqlqsseuqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxshxjpc" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvvzenahtjjp3j5sgv5kgvu0v7fx48xr76tjd9gjtkk0m4ettuy8qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q2jtsld&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tsld&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(i know…i was being retarded on purpose)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-19T21:44:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstf4cdw48zl2k2zjvyspr07e4jrxltgy80smrv37a2t3scvz3d82qzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx3t2hah</id>
    
      <title type="html">that’s a big toothbrush but i don’t understand the branding ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstf4cdw48zl2k2zjvyspr07e4jrxltgy80smrv37a2t3scvz3d82qzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx3t2hah" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq889gsdnw99dlst6vtdjxkpnzda94x6pkufenvupa2cegt9jgv5cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43quh9xrn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9xrn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;that’s a big toothbrush but i don’t understand the branding iron though
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-19T21:39:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdzsvx0xx76xul8mcagd864j2wu9ejs4g3fua60fmc6z8esvhukagzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxkwl56e</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsdzsvx0xx76xul8mcagd864j2wu9ejs4g3fua60fmc6z8esvhukagzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxkwl56e</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdzsvx0xx76xul8mcagd864j2wu9ejs4g3fua60fmc6z8esvhukagzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxkwl56e" />
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      powerful&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/71/1d/fd/711dfd0bcd30da22d0f19b7c1bded408d0ea23d154021effa41c0695a2a6c642.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-18T18:46:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszzj2qyrtr9uhg57zs0kwkh5wxusrqdsu5n8qdm7ye6zvx2t5pnwqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxn58lxc</id>
    
      <title type="html">gm. in obvious news, polished sportsball nigger says niggers ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszzj2qyrtr9uhg57zs0kwkh5wxusrqdsu5n8qdm7ye6zvx2t5pnwqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxn58lxc" />
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      gm. in obvious news, polished sportsball nigger says niggers don’t want to play niggerball in Niggertown because of niggers. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;now back to Bob in the studio with the latest antisemitisms, and Jan with your weekend nuclear weather outlook.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/67/bc/67/67bc6744d8c7e757b57105e6f4b5d969ccd71554cb80ac80920eca48a5fb270d.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-18T12:13:58Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszuz885ua4twpxswhuzrksfwm4k4wjtffdylszf209h00e8s0ksmqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx8kfzsp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Iran will release the Epstein tapes the fbi says don’t exist ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszuz885ua4twpxswhuzrksfwm4k4wjtffdylszf209h00e8s0ksmqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx8kfzsp" />
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      Iran will release the Epstein tapes the fbi says don’t exist&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/e4/e8/34/e4e834678adcfdffb721316c474e0ba83cd756854898ada21436ee81a9fe6e10.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-18T03:34:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdkx9445sweehwn8ls463t6jv5cc2fynpv6tfjfwad6qjlzztej7czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxwch8ce</id>
    
      <title type="html">this will allow Trump to fly an israeli flag during pride month ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdkx9445sweehwn8ls463t6jv5cc2fynpv6tfjfwad6qjlzztej7czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxwch8ce" />
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      this will allow Trump to fly an israeli flag during pride month&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/43/03/ed/4303ed30ec1da0abf0e2de929062cb622785520554cf7ab95f3c4cf84ba462cc.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-18T02:49:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9wfwjsvzhvrs06mfcrr5du7px7y49995vryye7r0wjqeald90c4czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxv7v9jy</id>
    
      <title type="html">the new power couple ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9wfwjsvzhvrs06mfcrr5du7px7y49995vryye7r0wjqeald90c4czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxv7v9jy" />
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      the new power couple&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/75/24/af/7524afd8ded36f2fd77abcafa4b1a429a6c01c89b22fc07de28b68d41881b114.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-17T03:52:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfdsy5cqx8mck9yxw2hjuau7gqpjctz6s7rkkha4fk9cs7a70vppszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxn66l4j</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsfdsy5cqx8mck9yxw2hjuau7gqpjctz6s7rkkha4fk9cs7a70vppszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxn66l4j</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfdsy5cqx8mck9yxw2hjuau7gqpjctz6s7rkkha4fk9cs7a70vppszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxn66l4j" />
    <content type="html">
      rebranding today’s no kings thing to no kikes
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    <updated>2025-06-14T13:10:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqzqaw2qmtjjaunh2n26l2medzy86puxzpwefg24h73kxpcvc2huqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxfls9xz</id>
    
      <title type="html">effective communication skills are always appreciated. gm ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqzqaw2qmtjjaunh2n26l2medzy86puxzpwefg24h73kxpcvc2huqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxfls9xz" />
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      effective communication skills are always appreciated. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;gm&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/38/e0/21/38e021cc2ec9648f4ed2cd0d07f794663af8c8095baa1cdb594ff7affbb8900a.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-14T12:04:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs07keezy96auexqh7z2vjlw9w68ulzysm0q8c0ql4az2k05x6ac0szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx435u6m</id>
    
      <title type="html">Best Korea has entered the chat ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs07keezy96auexqh7z2vjlw9w68ulzysm0q8c0ql4az2k05x6ac0szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx435u6m" />
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      Best Korea has entered the chat&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/01/6a/91/016a9152d3b64246930dd71d8fe8f584f88f2ae16700969281d024a67ea1800a.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-13T13:41:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8vryw9hv06vjc8dnq0pv6rrx3x4cmenmhh7u7yqvpzje5zz45uwszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxq5rz3s</id>
    
      <title type="html">The Battle of Per Capita Vox Arkansas Pax Cali and also niggers ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8vryw9hv06vjc8dnq0pv6rrx3x4cmenmhh7u7yqvpzje5zz45uwszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxq5rz3s" />
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      The Battle of Per Capita Vox Arkansas Pax Cali and also niggers&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/2a/b2/e1/2ab2e1c0c52ea46fbd0d2c412506dec688437eb304306386db8b6c39bb2003a3.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-12T01:06:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvwpwqwl8dptvtl3lvcjf8x4tn3scwpkjmx9qzxgj2k94hqwlqqmszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxqv8559</id>
    
      <title type="html">i might be making this up but i remember talk from Trump 1.0 and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvwpwqwl8dptvtl3lvcjf8x4tn3scwpkjmx9qzxgj2k94hqwlqqmszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxqv8559" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrv82y6v55qcq3vrukmckkekxxwn0jvdmvymn8wvhhwthfjeduqvgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qhcgdjw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…gdjw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i might be making this up but i remember talk from Trump 1.0 and he wanting to change the rules to allow for this but then again it’s always just talk from him because taco
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-11T17:30:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsygnl0g637gutkduqy0r37s543zamasg5qr4razhull78tcvgt2zqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxujn7qh</id>
    
      <title type="html">interesting. he’s not wrong. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsygnl0g637gutkduqy0r37s543zamasg5qr4razhull78tcvgt2zqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxujn7qh" />
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      interesting. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;he’s not wrong.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/55/b7/38/55b7389785da7f8732ddc9b6a8c42e313282e87b7581d78bb477dba780593897.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-11T16:50:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">we&amp;#39;re gonna end up with National Guard vs Marines vs this ...</title>
    
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      we&amp;#39;re gonna end up with National Guard vs Marines vs this gang vs ICE vs LAPD vs LACS vs CHP vs another gang vs National Guard vs America&amp;#39;s Got Talent vs American Idol before it&amp;#39;s all over&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/e1/df/74/e1df743bd938f32d84feac9c410a6ffc5db354e6a8ad4bf9d7fa4db9afaac627.png&#34;&gt; 
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      <title type="html">literally from the story: “Police describe the suspect as a ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszjnhwj48xl7ucf3z6rc7rrgjxtd7fn3fcvqaa9x8dty96kf3a5jqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qs5z5jq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…z5jq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;literally from the story:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“Police describe the suspect as a male with a dark complexion…”
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    <updated>2025-06-10T18:52:32Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqspdjm83n6evcn7dvq0larfx0y9j9ns6m65tk5yc30ge3d0jjjg8pqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxtysjcv</title>
    
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      :lamo:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/f0/b3/82/f0b3824dadcfce6f12613dec1e91e8b86911242eff6faf0e5cc865a78adef449.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-06-10T18:35:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">what’s the nothing never happens react for this</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszxczwahswz37vksm3c70z8syrt6tm3q4gcheyazr7t2fsel982qspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qedujqk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ujqk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;what’s the nothing never happens react for this
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    <updated>2025-06-09T22:38:55Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Fallujah but it’s called LA (i repeat myself) #nevent1q…9qcj</title>
    
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      Fallujah but it’s called LA&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(i repeat myself)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqstgwwrqt0h8ma6lap0a6d3kzv0xvagyd3pgy0gvkz8tayutlwleqpp9qcj&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…9qcj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; BOOM! US Military confirms 700 Marines mobilizing to Los Angeles&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://hell.twtr.plus/media/61cc3ba4da7a47ca9492e6e7d35cf93d13c6924c92ee2be1c2f93a76be5dc1d4.file&#34;&gt;https://hell.twtr.plus/media/61cc3ba4da7a47ca9492e6e7d35cf93d13c6924c92ee2be1c2f93a76be5dc1d4.file&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2025-06-09T22:12:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">GenXer and it&amp;#39;s a hi-fi device too technical to explain other ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrlmxgjn3dcp5tvdyectqc7ehf9uzq8peseecknt7wy55qcxg9gnqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qef5h4m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5h4m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;GenXer and it&amp;#39;s a hi-fi device too technical to explain other than it&amp;#39;s alien technology and if i told you i&amp;#39;d have to kill you.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;just please be kind and rewind, mkay?
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    <updated>2025-06-09T18:22:41Z</updated>
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      Trump needs his own Mission Accomplished sign
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    <updated>2025-06-09T18:19:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">what time do the riots come on again because i need to set the ...</title>
    
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      what time do the riots come on again because i need to set the vcr to record ty
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      <title type="html">rumor is @nprofile…5fzx is gonna start the real riots now ...</title>
    
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      rumor is &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqevqyzc4fhk7fvv4peczvlwa026y063e8ynkfll24m0t6xrqzktas6f5fzx&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;JoePrich&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…5fzx&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is gonna start the real riots now&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/d828a22d3f71c2ca0f5e726761f5591bf5537d366d3a944210a2f2cdd121a971.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-06-08T14:37:08Z</updated>
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      no one likes the poos&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/7e4a8c5edab1a4245c838be31bc29c21a0bc511ab88b17f63845eeef475fe280.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-06-08T03:07:43Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">the timing is totally not sus and i trust the head of the FBI ...</title>
    
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      the timing is totally not sus and i trust the head of the FBI fully and believe him unconditionally and i would never spout any antisemitisms online either end quote what do you mean i’m not supposed to read the end quote out loud and i don’t want to try it from the top again can’t you just edit this agent smith&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/8e9128d234057d57f00b66a1a48eea60e6945410e373506b3f4d93012679c267.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-06-06T20:26:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">we have a secret weapon but she’s from Australia and it’s ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswumehv8rv0dr6p77p0kpa4ddvax8mu7nhg4k0fakezpf4h5kr3jgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qjh6h5q&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6h5q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;we have a secret weapon but she’s from Australia and it’s winter there so she‘s hibernating. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;maybe you saw her at the Olympics.
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    <updated>2025-06-05T17:25:25Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">bookmark, print, share because this is not tl;dr content ...</title>
    
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      bookmark, print, share because this is not tl;dr content&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqvysyslswznkmlkzh097tnqe9zu3sc9tlkajvzjaryp05a3q033rq8vynnj&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…ynnj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; I don&#39;t know who needs to hear this, but it&#39;s helped a lot of people, so I&#39;m repeating. Between the gay jew virus, the vaccine and shed proteins, jews have basically given the world AIDS, or rather, a bouquet of inexplicable autoimmune conditions that are causing your body to attack itself constantly for no reason. I write this not only to hopefully help some people with acute health issues, but also because many of the later recommendations for things to put in your body are a good rule of thumb in general.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;People are cropping up everywhere with these autoimmune and chronic inflammatory conditions - nonsmokers presenting with inflammation in lungs, people who never had health problems getting inflammation roulette in different areas all over their body, people showing up for lab tests with the liver labs of lifetime alcoholics when they don&#39;t drink, even stupid shit like plantar fasciitis - it could be inflammation just about anywhere. The common thread is that these conditions were never present in the patient prior to jewfagpocalypse and they had no habit or lifestyle changes other than being exposed to the virus or the vaccinated to cause the problem.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you or anyone you know falls into this boat, there&#39;s a pretty generic course of action that should be able to help them overcome it, if you don&#39;t want to end up spending tens of thousands of dollars and being on poisonous kike chemical infusions that make you more ill for the rest of your life. For the love of God, don&#39;t go to a rheumatologist, they&#39;re all fucking witch doctors that want you addicted to poison for life.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&#39;s really easy to purchase ivermectin. I&#39;m still trying to figure out why it works but it does. Maybe because it&#39;s anti parasitic and the jews that created this are parasites, but take at least a couple week course of ivermectin with the right dosage for your body weight.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Anti-inflammatory diets should be a given in this world anyway. What an anti-inflammatory diet really is is just eating healthy and not eating jewish bullshit, but again, change your diet, put only healthy, pure, whole organic things into your body, and keep very hydrated. Pump yourself full of antioxidants. f you have turbo cancer you also need to deprive your body of sugar, sorry corn syrup junkies, but too much sugar feeds so many problems in your body. If you care about living, go sugar free. Maybe occasionally enjoy some honey in a green tea (not bought from jewish convenience outlets) to keep you from killing yourself.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you have access to Hydroxychloroquine, get that, if you don&#39;t, take a tincture or supplement of cinchona bark (the source of quinine and the HCQ compound in nature).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Eat sources of Quercetin, a wonderful flavenoid found in nature, and real foods, that you won&#39;t find in your box of Kike macaroni and cheese. Again, think fruits and vegetables, things from kale to onions to grapefruit to berries to invasive weeds like Japanese Knotweed will have this in them in good amounts, luckily the same types of shit you should be eating to fix yourself.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Take Zinc regulary, if you don&#39;t have it in your diet. Your immune system needs it to function properly.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Again, fucking eat fresh herbs, fruit, vegetables in addition to whatever else you do in your diet. If you have some issue with sugar (like cancer, beetus, being a fat fuck, etc.) leave the fruit out and stick to the herbs and veggies for months.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Exercise and get sunglight. Duh, you should be doing this anyway, retard, but in jew world this bears repeating, sadly.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Occasionally, take something to eliminate toxins from your body, not every day because it will somewhat interfere with the absorption of some of the supplemental things I&#39;ll recommend below, but maybe a couple times a week take activated charcoal or ziolite.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Finally, there are a host of anti-inflammatory and supportive tinctures and supplements you can consider that aren&#39;t jewish, I prefer growing and making my own but you don&#39;t have to, just find a source you trust, that&#39;s the big crap shoot with the unregulated herbal and supplement industry (regulations are jewish anyway, so whatever). Remember with these some of them like Turmeric have optimal conditions you need to read about before taking if you want to maximize their bioavailability. In no particular order consider:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Turmeric&lt;br/&gt;Individual mushrooms like Cordyceps, Lion&#39;s Mane, Shiitake, Maitake, etc. (or in a combo like Stamets 7)&lt;br/&gt;Aronia Berry&lt;br/&gt;Japanese Knotweed&lt;br/&gt;Cayenne&lt;br/&gt;Dandelion&lt;br/&gt;Burdock&lt;br/&gt;Ginger&lt;br/&gt;Flaxseed&lt;br/&gt;Astralagus&lt;br/&gt;Mint Family anything in your food (thyme, rosemary, mints, lemon balm, etc. etc., down to weeds like deadnettle)&lt;br/&gt;Alliums (garlic, onions, shallots, etc)&lt;br/&gt;Chamomile&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I mean really there are are just too many to list so I&#39;m going to stop, but what you need to realize here is most of this is shit you should be eating regularly in your diet from natural sources so you don&#39;t even need to buy a supplement. Good luck, and happy survival in a jewish world! &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2025-06-05T14:49:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;say what you will but this is beautifully savage.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;happy pride month&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/03/hegseth-orders-navy-strip-name-of-gay-rights-icon-harvey-milk-ship.html&#34;&gt;https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/03/hegseth-orders-navy-strip-name-of-gay-rights-icon-harvey-milk-ship.html&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2025-06-03T18:07:38Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsy6y76vgdjhsm0mvfyy508n4s0apltlxjtap2h2qqj07ed0fvc9dczypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxywadr3</title>
    
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    <updated>2025-05-31T19:12:52Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">comedy gold in a 15 second call</title>
    
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">and that’s why i’m no longer a daily winner. she has ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2025-05-17T18:54:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">dude… may God grant her eternal peace and rest and may He give ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy3sy89zuq67frr6c2w5nam26aydqmvu34j89e3dmnqf08cz7v7fqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxlgr3d9" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxf4dvmtja7ne62ppsycnywatg0tajcxdnl58p5k0cljyjrlz802qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qlnhfg6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hfg6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;dude…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;may God grant her eternal peace and rest and may He give you His divine comfort in your time of mourning
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    <updated>2025-05-15T22:27:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsphac8el5ndw5zn6xxd3fnvgyr8aw50gsmgwy47a6laqa42evyz4czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxf6l4d5</id>
    
      <title type="html">the irony of ladyboys signing that anthem</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsphac8el5ndw5zn6xxd3fnvgyr8aw50gsmgwy47a6laqa42evyz4czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxf6l4d5" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqg8z3nwvukw23qwc6zclywtc5emmvzdegjpglzpvrafdtjks7ljqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qu6v57m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…v57m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the irony of ladyboys signing that anthem
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    <updated>2025-05-14T19:03:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyjutjgzpvjnfk023l6jmfv9003vzkrcc33wvp2w5xaymsq7y432qzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx5a5jz8</id>
    
      <title type="html">champions do extra and you, sir, are a champion</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyjutjgzpvjnfk023l6jmfv9003vzkrcc33wvp2w5xaymsq7y432qzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx5a5jz8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0guptyf45y4a83jjce8x5kn0c669396d3y9j0py7pq0f7pcjrp5gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qqt9apa&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9apa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;champions do extra and you, sir, are a champion
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    <updated>2025-05-14T19:00:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstkyk0sgpadg8x07jrxkjtmh9jqe4y84fklkj57m8f36wfr599lcszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxwh98r8</id>
    
      <title type="html">when you learn to code too much also, lmao. ...</title>
    
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      when you learn to code too much&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;also, lmao.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/357edc4284276b0bf53042eefb620d852a8e77bc9c3841571e1ec750ed975229.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-05-14T00:43:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq6c4yvh4422mtzpl3t5perjp6f9kq5kzgzf3e2f9p2mh3t5fkedgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx53ex4z</id>
    
      <title type="html">young Army officer calls out what many know. it&amp;#39;d be neat if ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq6c4yvh4422mtzpl3t5perjp6f9kq5kzgzf3e2f9p2mh3t5fkedgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx53ex4z" />
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      young Army officer calls out what many know.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;it&amp;#39;d be neat if he did a follow-up paper on the peanut butter P320 that Sig swears is so safe even a ukrainian could handle it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://taskandpurpose.com/news/army-sig-sauer-xm7/&#34;&gt;https://taskandpurpose.com/news/army-sig-sauer-xm7/&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2025-05-09T02:16:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">so he’s giving his boyfriend the silent treatment ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsql3kqfqhw43603tcu2re3mmcfd877vcau7clg5lk06c8ytcystyszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxd5sp8f" />
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      so he’s giving his boyfriend the silent treatment&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/18628871bbaf37a34c96b54b603e14cad4cd83b681f2114140236b558f48fa64.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-05-08T23:52:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">a bird dog</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf9x5ydc9t2c35uwmy5k3gmqyv52m4wd33sfpt8xdwqyqwd980s4czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxwh6tzu" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsg8zn03s53xvcjhskhlsfxyrsfpuevn854j8fqjpgslw7tmmhtu6spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qallge7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lge7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;a bird dog
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    <updated>2025-05-07T18:39:52Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxj8g7xq8vqgnksjw7pa8ymfp8qq5ag7w09sxfgs0usqme7pc6ujqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx8hwams</title>
    
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      vibe check: 0FG
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    <updated>2025-05-05T16:57:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">out camping with the wife and she finally realizes what i’ve ...</title>
    
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      out camping with the wife and she finally realizes what i’ve been saying all along: we need a bigger trailer. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;glad it was her idea…
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    <updated>2025-05-04T00:56:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmrsq4g3exjygzhd4xh3kyr6294nqj8m4096wpt5rm28u2hrs86czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxc6yw95</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqszmrsq4g3exjygzhd4xh3kyr6294nqj8m4096wpt5rm28u2hrs86czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxc6yw95</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmrsq4g3exjygzhd4xh3kyr6294nqj8m4096wpt5rm28u2hrs86czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxc6yw95" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdrsa9ypafujvm5m2a6fj9mt4ztgpx45t2lqyxxqsnqmz98e849rcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q44arag&#39;&gt;nevent1q…arag&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/d41e23771c7ba78307d546fc03e731ae0dcf2268d69f614c35c19e90bc2b253c.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-05-02T05:19:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05g3wh6d2cut5z6asvuymnv37f58kxk90zaa0xasvnqgfjx55vlqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxmj8zyc</id>
    
      <title type="html">trying to start an N tower in GSG i see. nice.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05g3wh6d2cut5z6asvuymnv37f58kxk90zaa0xasvnqgfjx55vlqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxmj8zyc" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqavvpj600q6zk525grhamycfngsxxcw8jn29yu9cq60ay762cpeqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q82hu4e&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hu4e&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;trying to start an N tower in GSG i see.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;nice.
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    <updated>2025-05-02T03:47:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">$161k&#43; now</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0k7awgd5mlxefxjt0zeqcxlkc7wdnmcx9v9dcmt6ueml3y9kyy4qzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxu7g43r" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgfgjazuw0kmqglgjaqe2ttmp3f58v6wfp7gd2z7nn5uy0jpsgsaspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qqkwk46&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wk46&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;$161k&#43; now
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    <updated>2025-05-02T02:20:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">prayers do get answered and i’m humbly grateful to God for ...</title>
    
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      prayers do get answered and i’m humbly grateful to God for answering a long-time prayer of mine. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;gm
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    <updated>2025-04-30T17:11:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszlg0zj0zusk679zzxx6xc2rr7sc7ux30wv6mc70hhlpf72hxp94czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxwj7cy3</id>
    
      <title type="html">maybe… going to be spending the next 6 hours looking at stupid ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszlg0zj0zusk679zzxx6xc2rr7sc7ux30wv6mc70hhlpf72hxp94czypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxwj7cy3" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqp522gnhwmm5sgzquq740tuqufs6thfhmgnak0hva9l26fhrz9gspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qzundq7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ndq7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;maybe…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;going to be spending the next 6 hours looking at stupid fuckin google images based on poor search strings
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    <updated>2025-04-25T23:26:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8v66mrvzfq0s7awnghqr5fat6yvml9hcefm69evth6jnz6wy2nqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx9n8yyh</id>
    
      <title type="html">…and i truly appreciate your humoring of this senior citizen, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8v66mrvzfq0s7awnghqr5fat6yvml9hcefm69evth6jnz6wy2nqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx9n8yyh" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgn22qpz60997rpvd3l2tnlktj5g8jrw9ueh70ty245uxgr3a6cxcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qe4x68u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…x68u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;…and i truly appreciate your humoring of this senior citizen, young man. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;here, have a piece of old hard candy from this glass bowl that’s been sitting on my coffee table (next to the ash tray) for the last 5 years.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(this is what old retards do apparently so i’m practicing.)
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    <updated>2025-04-25T23:22:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8t34g6gc5e0kw0mg2glrv3g3xgys4uqe3ccgzux2xu3qrf5s626szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxld4c9w</id>
    
      <title type="html">no…don’t think so.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8t34g6gc5e0kw0mg2glrv3g3xgys4uqe3ccgzux2xu3qrf5s626szypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxld4c9w" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspk0t58hy2daygrrfft3mpm2rygl8xaqrqlsd6tm75ly8snwmemugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qpuhx47&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hx47&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no…don’t think so.
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    <updated>2025-04-25T23:18:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">fuckingsummumabitchbloddyfuckyoubloodybitch. i’m literally ...</title>
    
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      fuckingsummumabitchbloddyfuckyoubloodybitch. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i’m literally having a senior moment.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;trying to remember a pc game from early 2000s that had these berserkers(?) as part of the characters you’d control, kinda akin to Close Combat but not World of Warcraft, and you’d do these level quests or something and all I can remember is sending the horde up a mountain trail during a snow storm or something. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;muddafackingdammitshit. what is it, internet people?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;also, brb. gonna make sure i still know how to open a pdf. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;fuck…
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    <updated>2025-04-25T23:16:13Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">that’s the cost of the vrbo we rented for the week 😭</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstgrzd5sr0hlzwuycg0fvgcz58ln4al5n2pze3ddsduwld0l2g3lgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxs8mmuz" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvznwpe4nna023rvt77fckdlnfa3rw5ery9ywj70a9nwqazpw09vcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qtv7qz4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7qz4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;that’s the cost of the vrbo we rented for the week 😭
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    <updated>2025-04-22T22:09:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">me, rn ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp2reskxgfs7gk2frtl90pq8t4jzh9j22qfvlj8h56pdpfdcxrepqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qu44fls&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4fls&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;me, rn&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/50ef8e1eb1956ff5bef23c887a1fed76988a6671a0eb737e0c9afaae929ec82e.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-21T00:48:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">the ikea hack for this is it becomes a beef wellington</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9m0tgvhpl4cervynca368kswwqrpp46ghyu033hlasktc0lv7ffgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxf2wk2j" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2dxdmxp88e3sdd3ys5n9x4udsn229fnnrzdwzse3ygfem0gd8d7gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qnxqhwc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qhwc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the ikea hack for this is it becomes a beef wellington
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    <updated>2025-04-21T00:01:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">wtf you now have to assemble your own Easter bunny. would be ...</title>
    
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      wtf you now have to assemble your own Easter bunny.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;would be awesome if it included a chocolate allen wrench. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;not sure if this is forbidden food at its finest, or genius.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;cc: &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqy84a5lha3vl2nwwtf9zdzhdyhnu2el7hwzcplhyuk54watungcmq8r57zl&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;jb&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…57zl&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/09a21ffdc7abd551575e53c556652912ba7a002601e16e88d8049f77b0f1f8fc.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-20T23:46:34Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">quick: operation warp speed your way to the new hotness website ...</title>
    
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      quick: operation warp speed your way to the new hotness website&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/b9eb159a268a9edc26a4021428c1ac5187b9725f98fcf1abbf2be3e0f1088807.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-18T17:26:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">your student should have arrived at 1515 because that’s being ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ynlsjkgvn6pyyk853ehs09tt6ee6suuhp8tae2emny9z0xy5qxgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx6x3e02" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2g5jd8rpum2y2swmsu6xskqgpmp4w9fdzfx7qmcr4aux55ch58tqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43quxjulh&#39;&gt;nevent1q…julh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;your student should have arrived at 1515 because that’s being on time.  Arriving at 1530 for a 1530 meeting is considered late.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ancestor shame
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    <updated>2025-04-16T19:30:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Tipper Gore, Prince and Darling Nikki. i’m now old enough to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs98e29rsxzlffsj5ul40qkgwyh2k6jh3uyfwnlpwgw6p9ned08tuszypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxk0qnfh" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdccez8jd6j4w5pcszk90malhd5qrqct9hhh75lcjsxxpxa8je0agpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qsp9lz5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9lz5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tipper Gore, Prince and Darling Nikki.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i’m now old enough to appreciate that Tipper was right all along…😭
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    <updated>2025-04-16T19:12:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">ah…the good old life. things were much simpler back then.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg8tgunr6lmzsulpwt9heszwu060eqwtemeqsna5culaflnvw4wxgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxmyufj9" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszjac955kqpgakawv3cs5zrpnc6fqlycyh8vwveewsmf25nhj809cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q8m83me&#39;&gt;nevent1q…83me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ah…the good old life.  things were much simpler back then.
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    <updated>2025-04-16T19:05:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspw4028xwvehx2utw4k36kljr6c3tsf2n0hpqt5g3lkendnk4wnnqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxlpx3yc</id>
    
      <title type="html">we don’t just run sketchy gambling operations but we also have ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspw4028xwvehx2utw4k36kljr6c3tsf2n0hpqt5g3lkendnk4wnnqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxlpx3yc" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrx3gnvwlx42vl0xpweggxm36say23dhhtm2z94g3g57nlrxkp5agpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q2q8vmf&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8vmf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;we don’t just run sketchy gambling operations but we also have a new merch line. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;use discount code: JUSTTHETIP for 10% off your next order, and every order placed before Memorial Day gets a free loaded nachos for two.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/d385cc54bb784a03f14190934f1f83dc2e2817d86daf51ca8751327252ab90b2.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-14T14:43:41Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">my coworker, off to teach a ESL class as part of his community ...</title>
    
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      my coworker, off to teach a ESL class as part of his community service, shared today&amp;#39;s book he&amp;#39;ll read from&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/2ae83ab6d5b1776e2d3f2740769d65b49635cb3d2607fbe555bf56d120f98c63.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-12T13:27:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">i was grateful to not be most people</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq0fprp3gfewj96h9fvj9u2jpp2uq9tu5czpyqehapuxw2v0muqgqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxhdpupv" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsx7v9j8hk34q5cj62mmh7f87j66wy6m3lrww20ll2cpu2hn6jatrqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qc8wtwz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wtwz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i was grateful to not be most people
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    <updated>2025-04-12T00:21:56Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">yeahbutt is it gluten-free</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ymflu72wlcm5shgtuumxludmzngu6n59tpgpdfmfm0vfpzrfaxczypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zxqhl02d" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd2h42ngq2cl9tmffyqrtjkwmxhx86useaedt240zzkj8uq2zlphqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qmr9s7f&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9s7f&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yeahbutt is it gluten-free
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    <updated>2025-04-08T18:46:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">the sign maker had one job and chose to use digs instead of burns ...</title>
    
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      the sign maker had one job and chose to use digs instead of burns&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/8b175bbb81fa3487cca840f765c8cbd32c075b13019dbd5fd453a7bca6de6c5c.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-08T18:28:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">some still do outta tradition. this was one of the dumbest fukin ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfh6vj23yel27e8609rndn50r4lqwpxq684u8n054kza89lcw7n5gzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx487e2a" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsze7hupnntur6x20nk3wh3crdcn4c4nehdw2swp5je7qay70s0mpqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q54k3k7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…k3k7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;some still do outta tradition.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;this was one of the dumbest fukin things a guy named Cheeseman (who looks how he sounds) could have ”approved.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;he cucked because he wanted to be liked rather than respected.  he retires in June…
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    <updated>2025-04-08T18:19:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">*flips switch on power drill “That’s why I have a reverse ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspr3xnrw00r83zz09jhk6f0kv897ckhkg8kxqk0gzg9gkxgwgjptqzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx4m6zx6" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs24exdetp6qv9esvvk7e0fndaklgrky5dh8rhfpd09d6m2t2qr2hqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qr7ax93&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ax93&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;*flips switch on power drill&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“That’s why I have a reverse mortgage from Rosland Capital…”
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    <updated>2025-04-08T17:35:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">seems she‘s borrowing from Klaus Schwab‘s wardrobe</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvvr9kk7jxceudwedku0gm8hek4s4vp2ezs0kl2astf0wgmxyu5fgzypjkattfjx26l346thscexl3452mlqglna55ltljsrvxzjhkf72zx8gu628" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxr3tc3lln6g5r66jzys54unhka7nf26tu8l3a8zfpndc4c98jj2cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q3j2enr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2enr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;seems she‘s borrowing from Klaus Schwab‘s wardrobe
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    <updated>2025-04-08T17:30:17Z</updated>
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