Nostr notes by EllisDee 🇺🇸

why does she have an alligator up her ass?

2026-10-20T18:35:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…0uft
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why does she have an alligator up her ass?

i'm almost on deuce 2

2026-10-20T14:54:18Z

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i'm almost on deuce 2

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2026-10-12T00:46:27Z

always goon until cum leaks out of your ears

Beaner was going 10 under and sure I'm a little close so he ...

2026-10-04T00:43:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…337g
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Beaner was going 10 under and sure I'm a little close so he fires the bird and slams the brakes

I honestly thought about just smashing his shit

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2026-10-04T00:42:34Z

I just about did a heckin racism

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2026-10-03T20:19:19Z

I have taken no pills today and holy shit I'm sore

give it time the bubble will burst any day now nothing ever ...

2026-10-03T03:38:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…qwwp
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give it time
the bubble will burst
any day now

nothing ever happens

shes mid has a vagina and uses it for clout

2026-09-28T02:14:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…nx4s
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shes mid has a vagina and uses it for clout

they are actually pretty good.

2026-09-25T00:11:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…3s5q
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they are actually pretty good.

be glad you don't drive my truck with its 35gallon tank and ...

2026-09-22T23:01:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…tggd
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be glad you don't drive my truck with its 35gallon tank and affinity to make me wanna floor it

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2026-09-22T21:52:14Z

My dad sits and laughs at people on r/povertyfinace

or my meds but I just changed that

2026-09-21T03:05:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…ej92
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or my meds

but I just changed that

somehow I'm still awake that being said I haven't taken ...

2026-09-21T03:05:00Z

somehow I'm still awake
that being said I haven't taken any NyQuil

so does not keeping up with market trends. Dominos knew exactly ...

2026-09-21T01:22:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…09k7
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so does not keeping up with market trends.
Dominos knew exactly what they were doing even with an inferior product

pizza hut is better

2026-09-21T01:20:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…vh08
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pizza hut is better

his 16 inches of fame

2026-09-20T00:56:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…xk5s
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his 16 inches of fame

should have used a mason jar

2026-09-20T00:53:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…83ws
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should have used a mason jar

do you know how traumatized I am just seeing the first frame of ...

2026-09-20T00:53:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…njeh
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do you know how traumatized I am just seeing the first frame of this made me?

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2026-09-19T01:49:10Z

I should clean the house and adopt a cat

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2026-09-19T01:20:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…z75r
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my sister's cat is about 28lbs but is a very large cat on top ...

2026-09-19T01:19:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…vffn
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my sister's cat is about 28lbs but is a very large cat on top of being a fat fuck

oof

2026-09-18T23:50:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…95tw
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oof

it raised to the heavens and you sent it to hell

2026-09-16T00:28:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…47yr
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it raised to the heavens and you sent it to hell

has anyone heard from Graf in a few days? like is the nigga still ...

2026-09-14T00:18:52Z

has anyone heard from Graf in a few days?

like is the nigga still alive?

fur fag

2026-09-11T01:17:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…9ny9
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fur fag

you see my house is new enough for pex plumbing but my dad said ...

2026-09-10T19:43:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…6huk
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you see my house is new enough for pex plumbing but my dad said fuck that and everything is copper

I also have some copper pipes that are dribbling that need to be ...

2026-09-10T19:42:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…dj8s
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I also have some copper pipes that are dribbling that need to be re soldered

hasn't been touched in 15 years? off to the dump it goes

2026-09-10T19:41:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…wjd3
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hasn't been touched in 15 years? off to the dump it goes

I'mma go see if I can clean out the basement any better. I ...

2026-09-10T19:41:22Z

I'mma go see if I can clean out the basement any better.

I should honestly just get a small dumpster for most of it

see and seeing that my dad never did this I probably wouldn't ...

2026-09-09T21:46:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…7ggw
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see and seeing that my dad never did this I probably wouldn't either. If it ain't broke don't fix it

that's how my dad did it but he always paid his bills

2026-09-09T21:43:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…nuq3
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that's how my dad did it but he always paid his bills

what is credit for?

2026-09-09T21:17:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…2jrk
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what is credit for?

I got some from Walmart for like $3 a pair

2026-09-08T22:20:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…an8f
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I got some from Walmart for like $3 a pair

the problem with saying the US should Balkanize is that I would ...

2026-09-07T01:36:28Z

the problem with saying the US should Balkanize is that I would be a prolonged civil war and nobody is coming to break it up.

y'all want this civil war to happen very badly you will rue ...

2026-09-07T01:34:30Z

y'all want this civil war to happen very badly
you will rue the day when it does

If all the women I attract are like my mom I would rather die ...

2026-09-06T05:50:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…thsk
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If all the women I attract are like my mom I would rather die alone

did you know they made a sequel to it?

2026-09-05T00:00:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…e3le
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did you know they made a sequel to it?

faceless streamer

2026-09-04T01:41:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…n07c
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faceless streamer

oh I can play games on it too and quite a few just fine but were ...

2026-09-04T01:37:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…d7h9
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oh I can play games on it too and quite a few just fine but were rocking nearly top shelf equipment from 10 years ago

its not ram that's the problem its age of components

2026-09-04T01:35:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…c7yc
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its not ram that's the problem its age of components

I was going to try my hand at twitch but my PC was like go fuck ...

2026-09-04T01:29:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…gw56
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I was going to try my hand at twitch but my PC was like go fuck yourself

I was going to start out playing NASCAR 2005 chase for the cup until I actually won the cup but, pcsx2 doesn't run for shit on my computer let alone with OBS running

odysee? is that even still a thing?

2026-09-04T01:26:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…jds0
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odysee? is that even still a thing?

transphobe

2026-09-04T00:10:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…255s
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transphobe

with that absolute pessimistic take on life why not just blow ...

2026-09-03T23:05:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…nud2
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with that absolute pessimistic take on life
why not just blow your head off

@npub1g9x…ravx I saw this and now you do too #note1cft…2l3m

2026-09-03T02:31:48Z

GIFfanny (npub1g9x…ravx) I saw this and now you do too
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@npub1jhp…ut5y @npub1eet…gxt9 This guy is why you can't ...

2026-09-02T20:53:35Z

kasperd (npub1jhp…ut5y) Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️ (npub1eet…gxt9)
This guy is why you can't get a job

quoting
note10wz…k3gp

My first advice to interview candidates is to be honest about your own limits. When I am interviewing candidates there is nothing that puts me off more than a candidate with too high thoughts about themselves.

One variation of that is listing too many skills on the CV. When I have interviewed candidates I have often picked out some relevant skill from their CV and asked questions about it. Every now and then a candidate has no clue whatsoever about it and might even be offended that I chose to ask about it.

If you put a list of skills on your CV, don't include one that you don't want to be asked about during an interview. If one of your skills has been getting a bit rusty, you should probably remove it from your current list of skills, but you can still keep any references to it in your employment history as that will also make it clear how long ago it was that you worked with it.

Poast has been hacked

2026-09-02T01:45:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…ery0
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Poast has been hacked

its much nicer

2026-09-02T01:42:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…sa5t
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its much nicer

I bought a Casio instead

2026-08-31T12:40:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…uhtl
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I bought a Casio instead

sounds like a good mixer

2026-08-30T22:11:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…4nva
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sounds like a good mixer

oof

2026-08-28T22:27:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…tyq8
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oof

Holy shit they have ones that's even cheaper ...

2026-08-26T21:46:37Z

Holy shit they have ones that's even cheaper

https://ammocanman.com/products/sdr-mre-meals-ready-to-eat-survivor-daily-rations-insp-date-8-2026-used-good-acu-ruck-combo

I was told painting and carpet cleaning were the best bang for ...

2026-08-26T17:45:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…2dn7
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I was told painting and carpet cleaning were the best bang for your buck personal businesses to have

when my dad had his fence business about 65% of the jobs we got ...

2026-08-26T17:41:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…jcpw
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when my dad had his fence business about 65% of the jobs we got were word of mouth. we did an excellent job and did the work quickly but the biggest selling point for people was "You pay us when we're done"

I might actually restart the business and do it myself because I can do as good of a job as my old man did and for the longest time he did his jobs by himself and on the weekends I would help him hang the gates.

I know where the term waffle stomper came from but, what do ...

2026-08-23T02:53:43Z

I know where the term waffle stomper came from but, what do hiking boots have to do with squishing shit down the shower drain?

Who's paying for this?

2026-08-23T00:27:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…8p23
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Who's paying for this?

it also has some major wiring problems but I just gotta find a ...

2026-08-22T03:07:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…cvsg
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it also has some major wiring problems but I just gotta find a special switch that has a million fucking terminals

on a positive note I fixed the starter issue on the boat. did you ...

2026-08-22T03:04:22Z

on a positive note I fixed the starter issue on the boat.

did you know that battery terminals corrode

its mind boggling

do you like to put em in your mouth

2026-08-21T15:01:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…493l
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do you like to put em in your mouth

so Friday will fell like overtime without the pay

2026-08-21T02:06:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…zltp
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so Friday will fell like overtime without the pay

hook the PS2 back up and live like its 2005 again

2026-08-19T22:12:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…0epp
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hook the PS2 back up and live like its 2005 again

and you know what? it still aint getting paid

2026-08-19T00:09:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…wjm6
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and you know what? it still aint getting paid

I just want my dad to write a will so when he passes its not me ...

2026-08-17T22:19:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…cf6k
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I just want my dad to write a will so when he passes its not me vs my sister vs the state.

don't you normally piss in your pants?

2026-08-17T01:47:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…dyz4
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don't you normally piss in your pants?

would

2026-08-17T01:47:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…92v0
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would

and that's the problem

2026-08-13T23:23:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…9tzz
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and that's the problem

@npub1phk…tvej @npub1f7q…apje @Gay_Jew6969@decayable.ink ...

2026-08-13T23:21:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…jt4t
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:mfw_decayable: The ShroomMother 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 (npub1phk…tvej) Wetwipe (npub1f7q…apje) @Gay_Jew6969@decayable.ink P͓̬͈͐̆̇ͣ͊Ủ͍̞̬̼͔̥̦̋͑͂̏̋̑M̸̝̖͌̆͌̍ͧ͛ͧP̴̱̹̹̹̙ͯK͉̤͍̰̗ͥ̑̌ͫ͌̑I̵̤̦ͭ̔̊̇̀ͤN̤͙̖̺̦͓̱̋ͯ̑ͅI̞͍̪̼̺̻͇ͩͩ́̍Ģ̵̳̹̜̥̳͋̊̍G͍͈ͫ̎ͨ̏̈̔̉ͅE̶̫͔̲͈̊̇̒̎̆͑ͮ͛R̷̵͓̟͚̯̟ͦ (npub13sk…x0ml) Spooky Armadillo Rancher (npub12yj…8faz) Myshkin (npub1fzc…zeh2) sky-rider of the spaceways (npub1vz4…hypx) he was just a peanut farmer put in place by the trilateral commission to line the pockets of a cabal of global wealthy elites

if you don't want your store robbed in a black neighborhood ...

2026-08-13T00:32:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…l353
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if you don't want your store robbed in a black neighborhood open a book store

I always read above grade level but I found reading to be very ...

2026-08-13T00:29:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…c353
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I always read above grade level but I found reading to be very easy

first it was head start then it was no child left behind Head ...

2026-08-13T00:26:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…fx2w
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first it was head start
then it was no child left behind

Head Start
Left Behind

Someones losing fuckin ground here folks

with that being said be happy with what you got because its not going to get any better

My internal clock is all fucked up and retarded I thought it was ...

2026-08-12T16:05:53Z

My internal clock is all fucked up and retarded

I thought it was Tuesday

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2026-08-11T12:28:00Z

all the oil in my area is locally produced

2026-08-10T11:44:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…2gue
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all the oil in my area is locally produced

tbf I don't even know what it is

2026-08-09T22:52:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…t0t0
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tbf I don't even know what it is

someone should make a version of docker that's stable called ...

2026-08-09T22:50:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…v27e
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someone should make a version of docker that's stable called sounder

I'm so happy I was right and ignored everything that went on

2026-08-07T01:48:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…99au
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I'm so happy I was right and ignored everything that went on

still coughing up blood?

2026-08-07T00:50:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…eu9w
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still coughing up blood?

i'mma beat you up and shoot you for good measure. i'm ...

2026-08-07T00:44:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…ldzg
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i'mma beat you up and shoot you for good measure.
i'm kidding

How are you doing?

I might not wake up if I take that many might also shit my pants ...

2026-08-05T02:12:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…zarf
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I might not wake up if I take that many

might also shit my pants as well

well I'm gonna be zonked tomorrow took my meds 5mins later ...

2026-08-05T02:10:32Z

well I'm gonna be zonked tomorrow

took my meds
5mins later forgot and took them again

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2026-08-04T20:26:02Z

Wonder if my shit will show up early today

I guess everytime you see a sensitive image with someone on ...

2026-08-04T01:16:54Z

I guess everytime you see a sensitive image with someone on misskey.io you just gotta assume its some pedophile shit

maybe I should ask my buddies wife to help me make a tinder ...

2026-08-03T22:14:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…mr9f
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maybe I should ask my buddies wife to help me make a tinder profile

Where do you go to meet chicks anyway? Back in my day you did it ...

2026-08-03T22:10:19Z

Where do you go to meet chicks anyway?
Back in my day you did it at the bar or club

So on my ghetto shopping list so far I have Sunny D Easy Cheese ...

2026-08-03T00:51:02Z

So on my ghetto shopping list so far I have

Sunny D
Easy Cheese with name brand Wheat thins

Help me find some other food stuffs that I forgot existed or haven't had in over 20 years

$22.30 frome aliexpress

2026-08-02T18:26:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…wku7
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$22.30 frome aliexpress

What's on your wrist today? Also got the disco ball in the ...

2026-08-02T18:23:39Z

What's on your wrist today?

Also got the disco ball in the picture

I woke up early to mow the lawn because it's supposed to be ...

2026-08-02T15:23:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…nhj7
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I woke up early to mow the lawn because it's supposed to be 106 today

I don't know anymore

2026-08-01T00:34:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…vj4u
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I don't know anymore

i'm back on tumblr EllisDeeEXP

2026-08-01T00:32:57Z

i'm back on tumblr
EllisDeeEXP

You eat shit for breakfast?

2026-07-31T23:52:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…yytw
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You eat shit for breakfast?

you owned the limburls while eating your own shid?

2026-07-31T23:51:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…6y2k
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you owned the limburls while eating your own shid?

the other fucked thing is I don't have everything I need but ...

2026-07-31T23:02:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…tsua
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the other fucked thing is I don't have everything I need but I do it but I know how to upholster as well. I'm not very good at it but the fact I know how to do it is a bonus because places that do it professionally charge an arm and a leg

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2026-07-31T22:59:38Z

Should I attempt to flip a car or a boat?

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2026-07-27T21:43:39Z

got the lava lamps going for some reason

The overnight low was 86 today and at 5:30am it was 91. What the ...

2026-07-27T20:13:20Z

The overnight low was 86 today and at 5:30am it was 91.

What the fuck?

these are payments btw

2026-07-26T23:22:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…vw65
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these are payments btw

i got a $600 check coming and im wondering what i should do with ...

2026-07-26T23:21:53Z

i got a $600 check coming and im wondering what i should do with $500 of it.

credit card or motorcycle?

On July 25th at 8:17 PM MDT the paper wasps have broken the ...

2026-07-26T02:25:12Z

On July 25th at 8:17 PM MDT the paper wasps have broken the ceasefire agreement that has been in place since 2017.

I'm asking my financial institution for the sum of about $100 in measures to declare war on the wasps

strikes will begin as soon as I feel like it.

like recently or are you just making shit up? Because Mongolians ...

2026-07-24T22:03:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…q3rt
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like recently or are you just making shit up? Because Mongolians existed if you wanna go that route