Nostr notes by JustaJason 🦜

When you realize that Funyuns are just onion flavored ...

2026-10-28T02:25:12Z

When you realize that Funyuns are just onion flavored Cap'n'Crunch.

I'd love to see Colorado one day.

2026-10-25T14:02:37Z

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I'd love to see Colorado one day.

we used to use this clever word for describe them called ...

2026-10-01T21:32:04Z

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we used to use this clever word for describe them called "smarmy"

he sure does.

2026-10-01T21:24:32Z

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he sure does.

Oh I know that name. 🤣

2026-09-17T17:46:57Z

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Oh I know that name. 🤣

I'd imagine he and Dolly have plans now. ...

2026-08-26T15:45:59Z

I'd imagine he and Dolly have plans now.

are those scotch bonnet peppers?

2026-08-13T18:23:42Z

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are those scotch bonnet peppers?

It's difficult to imagine any of these freaks getting jobs ...

2026-08-12T23:41:29Z

It's difficult to imagine any of these freaks getting jobs after they leave this shit admin. I'd be surprised if a shit ton DON'T leave the country. I mean, I'd be out of here for sure If we had the means and I ain't even one of the baddies!

Tonight's little project is complete. The offspring now has ...

2026-08-09T00:44:29Z

Tonight's little project is complete. The offspring now has Catalina. 🖖

you have no idea how many times I have said please don't do ...

2026-08-05T21:22:31Z

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you have no idea how many times I have said please don't do that to the plebs.

If your desire is to convince me that I should want to reside in ...

2026-08-01T13:49:19Z

If your desire is to convince me that I should want to reside in eternity with you in that gated subdivision in the sky, you'd be mistaken.

Your HOA's fees are too much to bear.

Taylor Farms trying to "Boars Head" the salad industry is ...

2026-07-22T13:11:48Z

Taylor Farms trying to "Boars Head" the salad industry is something to behold.

Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying ...

2026-07-22T12:04:48Z

Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea Outbreak | WIRED
https://www.wired.com/story/diarrhea-outbreak-taylor-farms-maga-donations-lobbying/

Welp.

They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by ...

2026-07-20T19:40:21Z

They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine on new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see

PROFOUND LYRICS.

I am in a food coma. 🤣

2026-07-20T02:05:37Z

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I am in a food coma. 🤣

Listen, I made a pasta tonight. It was so good I want thirds. ...

2026-07-20T00:59:40Z

Listen, I made a pasta tonight. It was so good I want thirds.
Cherry tomatoes, gold bell pepper, onion, garlic cloves (plural) olive oil salt and pesto in a glass baking dish.

Bake at 350f for an hour or so until the garlic is soft and everything is all bubbly.

Combine in a pot with butter and half and half. Immersion blend until its as smooth as you'd like.

I use Iberia spaghetti. Boil till its as tender as your bare behind and just as jiggly.

Toss in the sauce. Add parm and parsley.

to me, it would be like watching people idolizing frickin Jim ...

2026-07-19T15:16:11Z

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to me, it would be like watching people idolizing frickin Jim Jones. I can't understand it, and none of this makes rational sense.

All these people "concerned" about what Ol' Dirty ...

2026-07-19T14:58:57Z

All these people "concerned" about what Ol' Dirty Tate'er was wearing when he was arrested, when they should be concerned that they actually get extradited is beyond me.

I don't care what he has on. We should care more that he's a creep that did bad things to girls and women.

Get a grip

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2026-07-12T06:53:06Z

Y'all, is Miss Lindsey dead too?

so so good. Cause I heard the damn song as I read it. 🤣

2026-06-06T01:27:08Z

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so so good. Cause I heard the damn song as I read it. 🤣

I will. 🤘 nice shot btw

2026-05-04T19:44:16Z

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I will. 🤘 nice shot btw

you gotta be careful of what you want for others. Because it ...

2026-04-21T14:39:21Z

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you gotta be careful of what you want for others. Because it ALWAYS comes back around to you. You'd think that in a couple hundred thousand years we'd have figured that out.

oh, so it's that kind of massage. 🤣🧚

2026-04-06T18:55:46Z

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oh, so it's that kind of massage. 🤣🧚

I've never been able to tolerate one. Enjoy yours though.

2026-04-06T15:20:37Z

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I've never been able to tolerate one. Enjoy yours though.

I just said this 👆

2026-01-31T03:19:25Z

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I just said this 👆

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2026-01-22T16:12:53Z

This whole presidency could have been an email.

Can someone assist me on how to block the bluesky bridge? Cause ...

2026-01-17T02:51:26Z

Can someone assist me on how to block the bluesky bridge? Cause we done over there.

In the eighties, the desire for 'A la carte' education ...

2026-01-05T17:31:44Z

In the eighties, the desire for 'A la carte' education meant you had to push for "school choice". You didn't want your kids associating with those 'other' kids.
We all saw that it was racially motivated way back then. What nobody really saw was that the bullshit push against rational standardization in education would give us one of the most dissected systems on the planet, and in the end, a country of fools.

They just wanted everyone smart enough to run the machines and fill out the paperwork. We should really remember that.

I would once like the opportunity to leave a comment on a ...

2026-01-02T14:18:19Z

I would once like the opportunity to leave a comment on a newspaper's website in rebuttal of the wingnuts that seem to haunt the comment section

Just once I'd like to say "You're so full of shit!" and the paper leave it there.

They seem to leave the hateful shit alone and censor everything else.

Because, you know, 'both sides'.

Kiss my entire ass.

Stunning!

2025-12-09T00:25:57Z

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Stunning!

such a great view. 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

2025-11-24T23:54:16Z

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such a great view. 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

well done! 😁

2025-11-16T17:00:09Z

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well done! 😁

Should I add a rainbow somewhere on my profile or am I queer ...

2025-11-14T21:14:46Z

Should I add a rainbow somewhere on my profile or am I queer enough that you notice from a distance? 🥸

Derek gave the best description of the image. Just saying.

2025-11-06T19:27:40Z

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Derek gave the best description of the image. Just saying.

what ARE we even doing?

2025-10-15T04:29:48Z

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what ARE we even doing?

Hey, how you think he's sleeping these days? You think ...

2025-10-14T00:17:44Z

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Hey, how you think he's sleeping these days? You think he's being nasty to his spouse yet? Drinking a lot? Juicing up at the gym?

What's he using as a coping mechanism?

Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate will result in permanent ...

2025-10-07T22:08:53Z

Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate will result in permanent off-world relocation.

wtaf?

2025-10-04T17:48:23Z

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wtaf?

you mean a Carrington like event? That's entirely possible.

2025-10-04T00:01:23Z

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you mean a Carrington like event? That's entirely possible.

✌️😉

2025-09-28T14:16:55Z

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✌️😉

I've gotten "stoned" at the beach before. Does that ...

2025-09-28T14:14:42Z

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I've gotten "stoned" at the beach before. Does that count?

sounds dreamy.

2025-09-26T16:35:19Z

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sounds dreamy.