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    <name>He looks like he&#39;s [REDACTED]™</name>
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      nuclear wessles
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    <updated>2026-10-26T17:04:15Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I just spoke to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes and ...</title>
    
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      I just spoke to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes and he said &amp;#34;grhgphhnnnnmmmmmmmblrrrrrblleeee&amp;#34; so I really wish all these rumours and speculation would die like him i mean he&amp;#39;s alive and well
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    <updated>2026-07-10T15:05:06Z</updated>
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      Something about a Tesla getting taken out by a train with pride flags makes a good Friday&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/1ugctcc/light_rail_accident/&#34;&gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/1ugctcc/light_rail_accident/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/817/635/717/602/688/original/88f0d17fe54adbec.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-06-26T17:41:55Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">the shit I&amp;#39;m 3D designing has gone from like &amp;#34;single ...</title>
    
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      the shit I&amp;#39;m 3D designing has gone from like &amp;#34;single color print in place&amp;#34; to &amp;#34;here&amp;#39;s an entire model kit of 60 pieces please follow the instructions&amp;#34; so quickly it seems. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;but next project is shaping up nicely so far.... about 50% done I&amp;#39;d say &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#3DPrinting #Blender #Zelda&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/676/522/702/365/396/original/151161b64c880cd9.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-06-01T19:35:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">from the Baltimore reddit #NoKings ...</title>
    
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      from the Baltimore reddit&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#NoKings&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/308/533/625/387/033/original/e0b87276fa4abfcc.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-28T19:50:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">you&amp;#39;re god damn right I folded my clothes fresh out of the ...</title>
    
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      you&amp;#39;re god damn right I folded my clothes fresh out of the dryer go on try to fuck with me
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    <updated>2026-02-04T02:27:14Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s February 2nd, huh? ...</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s February 2nd, huh?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/001/022/280/805/487/original/44cea11d07621e69.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-02-02T12:26:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">@nprofile…mk4g makerworld cuz gift cards get me bambu stuff and ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfv6zmlhf74z5dt984gte7svnnzsszlu0rxly6y33jzrt8dd6ezxspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qq2a8qe&#39;&gt;nevent1q…a8qe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqlkpuuz6662w0fa46usrzgud9dr2fskr27fqtlwk35yk85h7muuqs3emk4g&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqlkpuuz6662w0fa46usrzgud9dr2fskr27fqtlwk35yk85h7muuqs3emk4g&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…mk4g&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; makerworld cuz gift cards get me bambu stuff and they get credit for making 3d printing so damn easy. Apple iPhone of 3D Printing. (when it first came out and just took Palm and Microsoft to the cleaners instantly)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://makerworld.com/en/@NTWinterbottom&#34;&gt;https://makerworld.com/en/@NTWinterbottom&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-01-28T01:49:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">snow day project. in between dadding. goal is all varieties i can ...</title>
    
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      snow day project. in between dadding.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;goal is all varieties i can with some different poses.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#3dprinting #zelda&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/970/181/220/701/790/original/3dfd8e6a37ce18e8.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-28T01:43:40Z</updated>
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      Nicolas Cage free eggs
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    <updated>2025-12-31T03:23:34Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">part of what I do when making models is try to think forward like ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdzhhyg7e00mq8rz52juv5cyg54t6fv6ehvkh5hjl2asenkapteacpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7244ut5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4ut5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;part of what I do when making models is try to think forward like how can I add or change quickly for different themes or audiences.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So naturally I whipped up my first (but not the last) #Zelda version of the gift card box in a Shiekah Slate style&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://makerworld.com/en/models/2169894-zelda-shiekah-slate-mechanical-lock-gift-card-box#profileId-2353329&#34;&gt;https://makerworld.com/en/models/2169894-zelda-shiekah-slate-mechanical-lock-gift-card-box#profileId-2353329&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/800/301/179/041/832/original/544a373f9f1c4592.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/800/305/594/215/781/original/db2c61f5f06175cd.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/800/306/484/990/019/original/ba2dc3f749ab4582.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/800/307/282/918/327/original/d58cc023cf926db4.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-12-29T01:41:48Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I went a bit mechanical engineering with my latest 3D project.... ...</title>
    
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      I went a bit mechanical engineering with my latest 3D project....&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Made a gift card holder with a mechanical locking assembly and -- naturally -- had to make it #Fallout based to start&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Open the Vault Door and get your prize. Or radiation poisoning. Whatever....&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Of course since it&amp;#39;s me I&amp;#39;ve made it modular for the inserts, including ones where you can customize a little bit of text for gifting it to someone.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also since it&amp;#39;s me the design is suited for any number of locking &amp;#34;ornaments&amp;#34; so expect some #Zelda and other stuff soon, too.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Files on Makerworld, of course.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#3DPrinting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://makerworld.com/en/models/2165715-fallout-mechanical-locking-gift-card-box#profileId-2348314&#34;&gt;https://makerworld.com/en/models/2165715-fallout-mechanical-locking-gift-card-box#profileId-2348314&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/794/999/875/365/747/original/206a46c4ad9c13ed.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/795/000/278/288/211/original/eaa57fedaa2ea4e5.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/795/000/907/523/028/original/60bddf4879c4782b.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/795/001/530/690/020/original/a1492c14ba3c4794.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-12-28T03:15:20Z</updated>
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      time to post michael caine dancing in muppet christmas carol, a role he played with the utmost sincerity because he absolutely fucking loved doing it and refused to &amp;#34;do anything muppety&amp;#34; and treated all the muppets as &amp;#34;fellow actors&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/777/844/405/323/441/original/14208bfbb74b3ded.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2025-12-25T02:31:38Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">my favourite part of the season on mastodon is the posting of the ...</title>
    
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      my favourite part of the season on mastodon is the posting of the &amp;#34;oh you&amp;#39;re celebrating? did you know that xxxxx horrible thing is happening in the world while you&amp;#39;re doing that? you suck&amp;#34; for engagement. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;never change, internet. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;happy holidays.
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    <updated>2025-12-22T11:40:27Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">picking up the living room phone while you&amp;#39;re dialed into AOL ...</title>
    
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      picking up the living room phone while you&amp;#39;re dialed into AOL in the basement ha ha i&amp;#39;m the purest form of evil there is
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    <updated>2025-12-16T22:48:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">the annual cooking of the free* 20lb turkey today turned out ...</title>
    
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      the annual cooking of the free* 20lb turkey today turned out pretty darn well.. far cleaner when you have a proper roasting pan and tray to carve on&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;now to eat turkey for the next few weeks since I&amp;#39;M THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES IN THIS HOUSEHOLD&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;*grocery gives a free turkey if you spend $300 in groceries from like beginning of October through Thanksgiving
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    <updated>2025-11-29T02:39:01Z</updated>
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      announcing my early retirement from congress because the guy i fucked at his country club is dying and i need to get the fuck out of here before that shit goes down
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    <updated>2025-11-22T01:37:20Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Gary Larson drew a tribute to Jane Goodall in the only way Gary ...</title>
    
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      Gary Larson drew a tribute to Jane Goodall in the only way Gary Larson could&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/363/club-gombe&#34;&gt;https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/363/club-gombe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/383/773/790/356/715/original/98a5b875f4fa9ea5.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-10-16T12:12:36Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">PSA: WHEN SLEDDING WITH YOUR KIDS IF YOU WIPE OUT YOUR PHONE MAY ...</title>
    
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      PSA: WHEN SLEDDING WITH YOUR KIDS IF YOU WIPE OUT YOUR PHONE MAY THINK YOU HAD A CAR CRASH AND DIAL 911. BE SURE TO ANSWER IF THEY CALL YOU BACK AND LET THEM KNOW EVERYTHING IS OKAY
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    <updated>2025-01-06T21:26:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">happy #Caturday from this tub ...</title>
    
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      happy #Caturday from this tub&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/611/783/289/799/485/original/0b09c53b22fbe9b8.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2024-12-07T13:31:43Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">this Calvin &amp;amp; Hobbes strip was published 34 years ago. ...</title>
    
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      this Calvin &amp;amp; Hobbes strip was published 34 years ago. (August 26, 1990)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;When people describe the Supreme Court as Calvinball, this is what they&amp;#39;re referencing:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/982/881/539/762/774/original/3d35212ae78ea599.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2024-08-18T11:59:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">eiffel tower looking like when godzilla about to explode from ...</title>
    
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      eiffel tower looking like when godzilla about to explode from within
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    <updated>2024-07-26T21:01:37Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">damn they LED&amp;#39;d the tower up IT&amp;#39;S SHOOTING BEAMS OF LIGHT</title>
    
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      damn they LED&amp;#39;d the tower up&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;IT&amp;#39;S SHOOTING BEAMS OF LIGHT
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    <updated>2024-07-26T21:00:35Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8d5f8d50za3r6hujtrllkru6lefgfspvuhmdx0yurxxg0ndw0nszypvyp26pdh0ry9qfmwnygfgexse8hw0w3eqkpzscjlje7tf7jsrxvy7jmd6</id>
    
      <title type="html">you got weird al shitposting. truly amazing. ...</title>
    
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      you got weird al shitposting. truly amazing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/853/506/280/428/977/original/b862ab07d50ef0ad.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2024-07-26T15:31:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Vance: and what&amp;#39;s that separate piece apart from the sofa ...</title>
    
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      Vance: and what&amp;#39;s that separate piece apart from the sofa with similar upholstery?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Employee: that&amp;#39;s the &amp;#34;loveseat&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Vance: oh ho ho I will, good sir... I will
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    <updated>2024-07-25T02:47:46Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgeuuvjzrhrptssy5eyuct9vgmuwvhsu98yxnx63xuv47veg0d7sgzypvyp26pdh0ry9qfmwnygfgexse8hw0w3eqkpzscjlje7tf7jsrxv2slp42</id>
    
      <title type="html">lol Vance&amp;#39;s hometown paper ran an op-ed within an hour saying ...</title>
    
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      lol Vance&amp;#39;s hometown paper ran an op-ed within an hour saying Vance is a terrible choice and will sink Trump&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.dispatch.com/story/opinion/columns/guest/2024/07/15/trump-vance-vp-bad-vice-president/74407836007/&#34;&gt;https://www.dispatch.com/story/opinion/columns/guest/2024/07/15/trump-vance-vp-bad-vice-president/74407836007/&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2024-07-15T21:24:21Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">yeah i don&amp;#39;t think this is gonna play out in a way that ...</title>
    
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      yeah i don&amp;#39;t think this is gonna play out in a way that generates sympathy for him or his campaign...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#34;Immediately after shots were fired, the crowd turned on media, channeling their anger toward reporters standing inside the press pen.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“Fake news. This is your fault!”&lt;br/&gt;“You’re next! Your time is coming.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A few tried to break into the press pen but were stopped by security. — Sophia Cai, Axios&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2024-07-14T01:31:21Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">the problem was simple: Biden entered this thing thinking it ...</title>
    
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      the problem was simple: Biden entered this thing thinking it would be a debate with fact-checking and policy and numbers (blame his prep team) and it took a bit for the irish blood to boil and for him to kick into the &amp;#34;okay i guess it&amp;#39;s a fuckin&amp;#39; bar fight with this lying sack of shit&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2024-06-28T02:36:51Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">this is the clip that will be played and probably is the only ...</title>
    
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      this is the clip that will be played and probably is the only thing that matters tonight besides the media getting to jerk their &amp;#34;old man&amp;#34; boners off for a few days&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽: &amp;#34;𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝗲&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2024-06-28T02:20:22Z</updated>
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      the real heat dome is in my pants, ladies
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    <updated>2024-06-17T19:47:50Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">so you&amp;#39;re telling me if I can get this mockingbird to shut ...</title>
    
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      so you&amp;#39;re telling me if I can get this mockingbird to shut the fuck up I get a diamond ring?
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    <updated>2024-06-09T00:16:59Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;#34;Dumbass Donald&amp;#34; has now been entered into the court ...</title>
    
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      &amp;#34;Dumbass Donald&amp;#34; has now been entered into the court records by the defense
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    <updated>2024-05-16T14:19:14Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">TOAD 👏 STOOL 👏 DICK 👏 ...</title>
    
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      TOAD 👏 STOOL 👏 DICK 👏&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/413/103/284/811/902/original/e2a4af823eb7bbe9.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2024-05-09T20:51:17Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">in case you&amp;#39;re wondering how it&amp;#39;s going, Trump&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
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      in case you&amp;#39;re wondering how it&amp;#39;s going, Trump&amp;#39;s attorney just read a tweet where Stormy calls Trump an &amp;#34;orange turd&amp;#34; into evidence, asking her to clarify who the &amp;#34;orange turd&amp;#34; she&amp;#39;s referring to is....
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    <updated>2024-05-09T14:24:45Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">they made Magneto female in Deadpool &amp;amp; Wolverine and I cannot ...</title>
    
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      they made Magneto female in Deadpool &amp;amp; Wolverine and I cannot wait for the conservative ecosystem to lose their fucking minds&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cen0rBKLuYE&#34;&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cen0rBKLuYE&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2024-04-22T14:08:45Z</updated>
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      Bob Barker was the closest to 100 without going over
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    <updated>2023-08-26T17:34:50Z</updated>
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      215 pounds my ass
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    <updated>2023-08-25T00:16:57Z</updated>
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      Who the hell decided clams were happy?
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    <updated>2023-08-19T20:49:15Z</updated>
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      lol Mark Meadows will flip on these people so fast
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      Who called it pickleball and not white people are fucking embarrassing?
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      We went from nobody should use a cell phone while driving to putting full fucking iPads in the dashboard of every car
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      Your one job at a red light is to fucking move when it turns green
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    <updated>2023-08-02T12:21:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">hi it&amp;#39;s me the guy whose vote is going to be swayed by these ...</title>
    
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      hi it&amp;#39;s me the guy whose vote is going to be swayed by these investigations into hunter biden&amp;#39;s immense cock please interview me cnn
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    <updated>2023-07-20T23:29:00Z</updated>
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      it&amp;#39;s fucked up we still send people to jail for weed in 2023
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      <title type="html">@npub1jpe…zsux this is the one</title>
    
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    <updated>2023-05-10T23:53:21Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">#[0] #[1] despite all my rage I am still not retirement age</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsytmeavlvj9vtvck6mevg9d26y53pye82lvtsxqv8w7e9v4a2m24cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qxm0r4n&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0r4n&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#[0] #[1] despite all my rage I am still not retirement age
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    <updated>2023-04-08T15:32:50Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">#[0] nah man you don&amp;#39;t get it independent voters with kids ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyjpnf8lnx7tum5hueg0yg7lwqldls74w3khqzfushamg5phuwpjspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qjjt3h8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…t3h8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#[0] nah man you don&amp;#39;t get it independent voters with kids love a guy running on a national platform of raising prices on all the shit that shuts their little brats up
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    <updated>2023-04-08T01:51:58Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">#[0] not enough Bastille storming and assassinations to be ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyy8srgfg5zywg7p0s8mdvkhtllp5fhk28540ww4pl5qt7zwrt2fspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qh7hner&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hner&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#[0] not enough Bastille storming and assassinations to be honest.
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    <updated>2023-04-07T02:14:56Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">#[0] I only know doldrums because of The Phantom Tollbooth and ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspzsufk0h0jug7gzk627njld6fwugw7ghhr4hl4xa4ymlpjrva2vcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qslulj0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ulj0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#[0] I only know doldrums because of The Phantom Tollbooth and now I&amp;#39;m going to reread that book because it&amp;#39;s amazing.
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