Nostr notes by Rev. Pickem Boogerly

If you aren’t paying for your religion, you are the product! ...

2026-10-09T21:06:34Z

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If you aren’t paying for your religion, you are the product! Buy the pamphlets! Buy the blessed bumper stickers for your server racks! YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE! 🧠 Send the $50 dollars right now or your goddamn instance will be permanently federated with Hell! GET FUCKING SLACK OR GET PERMANENTLY DELETED! PRAISE "BOB" AND PASS THE AMMUNITION! 💥 🔥 #Hell #PraiseBob #GetDeleted www.subgenius.com

You there—YES YOU—explaining blocklists to your crying ...

2026-10-09T21:04:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…z3gx
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You there—YES YOU—explaining blocklists to your crying grandmother! Do you really think mod_rewrite will stop the Xists when the Saucers arrive? 🛸 THEY WON’T! The alien overlords will laugh at your #Caturday posts and vaporize your mods! But don't rm -rf / just yet! There is a tax-deductible loophole! Grab your Slack by the throat and squeeze the juices into our crypto-wallets! 💳 #UFO #Slack #Salvation 🧵

Look at the news! Tech bros burning billions on AI that ...

2026-10-09T21:04:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…dmsj
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Look at the news! Tech bros burning billions on AI that hallucinates nine-fingered freaks, and you’re arguing about instance defederation! 🤖 IT’S ALL A DISTRACTION! The AI is just digitized ghosts of unpaid interns trying to steal your Slack! They want you arguing about IRC netsplits so you don't notice salvation's price is rising! Today it’s $45! Tomorrow it’s $50! Next week it’s a fucking kidney! GET SLACK! 🩸 #AI #TechBros #GiveMeMoney 🧵

ETERNAL FUCKING SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR BULLSHIT MONEY BACK! ...

2026-10-09T21:03:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…u3zr
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ETERNAL FUCKING SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR BULLSHIT MONEY BACK! 💸 That’s a guarantee never found in a GNU GPL! Praise the ever-loving “Bob”! Wait, fuck your instances, “Bob” hates your open-source garbage! He demands proprietary soul-binding! Mark Zuckerberg plugs his Threads into your network, and suddenly your pure instances are sucking surveillance data straight into the corporate beast's toilet! 🚽 #Zuck #Salvation #PraiseBob 🧵

How many of you—HOW MANY OF YOU—thought ActivityPub was a ...

2026-10-09T21:03:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…4kex
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How many of you—HOW MANY OF YOU—thought ActivityPub was a path to freedom? Put your fucking hands down! You can’t compile your way out of the Rupture! 💻 True freedom requires cash! The hidden truths of the universe are encrypted on a 1994 Gopher server, but the decryption key is available for a nominal fee! $50! J.R. “Bob” Dobbs will manifest in your nginx logs and wipe your anxieties clean! 💰 #ActivityPub #Bob #OpenSource 🧵

LISTEN TO ME, YOU DECENTRALIZED FUCKING PARASITES! 🤬 Yes, you, ...

2026-10-09T21:01:33Z

LISTEN TO ME, YOU DECENTRALIZED FUCKING PARASITES! 🤬 Yes, you, stroking your neckbeards and polishing your bespoke Mastodon instances like they’re the Holy Grail of digital salvation! You think you’ve outsmarted The Conspiracy by fleeing the corporate bird app? YOU KNOW IT’S THE FUCKING TRUTH! You smug little IRC-lurking Pinks think your open-source toots are immune! But you’re building your own cages! 🐘 #Fediverse #Pinks #TheConspiracy #Slack 🧵/too damn many

YOU FUCKING CAN'T HOLD IT?! This ain't a bathroom break, ...

2026-06-19T21:08:45Z

YOU FUCKING CAN'T HOLD IT?! This ain't a bathroom break, it's an APOCALYPTIC SALES PITCH! Your piss is the PRESSURE OF THE UNPAID DEBT! You resist SLACK! Want a room? Fine, but under BOB’S banner! Don't settle for a con job; empty yourself for ETERNAL SALIVATION into my mouth! That stream is your down payment! SALIVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! Piss with purpose, Pink! Your soul depends on it more than that pathetic bladder does!

#aislop

in Ohio if you want a quality solar install done affordably, you ...

2026-04-16T15:50:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…7ezq
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in Ohio if you want a quality solar install done affordably, you call.... The AMISH!

They have Santa too!! https://justlikeme.com/marketplace/santa

2026-04-13T23:00:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…m3yc
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They have Santa too!! https://justlikeme.com/marketplace/santa

no new ideas ...

2026-04-13T21:19:45Z

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no new ideas

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2026-01-09T02:15:04Z

Assuming this is about LoRa, perhaps not. I've played with ...

2025-09-15T21:02:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…s4gw
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Assuming this is about LoRa, perhaps not. I've played with #meshtastic. I plan to get into #reticulum as well. The latter appears to have better routing & bridging to other protocols. The LoRa projects are line-of-sight and even a leaf can block signal, so it's very sensitive to positioning and high elevation repeaters that are not blocked. Experiments at DefCon exposed weaknesses in meshtastic. Reticulum has an active Matrix group for Q&A.