2026-10-25T06:56:34Z https://nostr.now Lyles the ferret https://nostr.now/npub1tjcr6dqlc6qsgl330h0mkt9335dfpd3w96gu6x82t35u374dmu0ql2cegt https://i.poastcdn.org/34/db/39/34db3958af4dea5a5e8eff36311534e8bc09c9c5f360ef3ee83828b454d40665.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/34/db/39/34db3958af4dea5a5e8eff36311534e8bc09c9c5f360ef3ee83828b454d40665.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsthm55w75hcwhvas92gngdgqrvjsrwypmcyjwvh0rav042379qfzczypwtq0f5rlrgzpr7x97alwevkxx34y9k9chfrngcafwxnj864h03utlump3 Toilet ballast thingy broke again in the tank. Only lasted 2 years and that was a premium one.<br/><br/>Screw it, I&#39;m bought a smart toilet. This thing has a built in bidet, UV light, cyclone flushing system, air dryer for your ass, heating seat and even has a poop smell/fart vaccume so you don&#39;t have to smell anything.<br/><br/>If a man&#39;s bathroom is his castle then the toilet is his throne.<br/> <img src="https://i.poastcdn.org/06/fa/d9/06fad9c166ce52d41542495cf9209956d991b6f91409daf6424166c3898139f1.png"> <br/> 2025-08-13T00:01:23Z