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2026-10-28T09:34:55Z

ULTRAMONTANISTS WERE HARDCORE FANS OF BOTH ULTRAMAN AND POKEMON

CONVERSATING WITH A CHINESE TECH OVER THE PHONE BECAUSE HE'S ...

2026-10-28T09:03:58Z

CONVERSATING WITH A CHINESE TECH OVER THE PHONE BECAUSE HE'S OFF THE CLOCK AND IT IS SO TRANSPARENTLY OBVIOUS HE'S DOING THE ASIAN THING OF GETTING DEATHLY DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AFTER WORK ON A WEEKDAY
LIKE YOU CAN TRACK HIS PROGRESS BY THE COHERENCE OF HIS ENGLISH

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2026-10-28T05:49:49Z

FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MICHIGAN

"CRASH A NIGGERS HEAD WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER." ~ LAO TZU ...

2026-10-27T12:50:23Z

"CRASH A NIGGERS HEAD WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER."
~ LAO TZU

COWORKER SEAMLESSLY PIVOTED FROM A TALE OF HOW HIS DAUGHTER TRIED ...

2026-10-27T12:00:16Z

COWORKER SEAMLESSLY PIVOTED FROM A TALE OF HOW HIS DAUGHTER TRIED TO KILL HERSELF AT A YOUNG AGE AND WAS DRAGGED THROUGH A BUNCH OF MENTAL INSTITUTIONS INTO AN ATTEMPT TO SET ME UP WITH HER. APPARENTLY SHE'S LIKE A TRADWIFE.

THIS WAS THE FUCKIN MOMENT IN MY LIFE I KNEW MY POKERFACE IS TRULY TUNGSTEN CARBIDE, IMMOVABLE MONOLITH, OLD MAN MOUNTAIN

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2026-10-27T11:55:36Z

LET THE RATES HIT 8%

STAINED WIFEBEATER, WHITE BOXERS WITH RED HEARTS PRINT, PINK ...

2026-10-27T05:16:50Z

STAINED WIFEBEATER, WHITE BOXERS WITH RED HEARTS PRINT, PINK FUZZY BUNNY SLIPPERS, CROSSDRAW HOLSTER WITH A SNUBNOSE

DANG LOST ALL MY WAX ON CASTING

2026-10-27T04:02:41Z

DANG
LOST ALL MY WAX ON CASTING

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2026-10-25T12:42:41Z

SLEEP SCHEDULE SO FUCKED BY NIGHT SHIFT I CAN'T TELL WHEN THE ...

2026-10-25T11:31:25Z

SLEEP SCHEDULE SO FUCKED BY NIGHT SHIFT I CAN'T TELL WHEN THE DAYLIGHT IS BEING SAVED OR BETRAYED

I LIKE SUN TZU'S TAKE ON SPIES, THAT YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURS ...

2026-10-24T12:18:13Z

I LIKE SUN TZU'S TAKE ON SPIES, THAT YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURS REGULARLY BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE, THEY'RE GRADUALLY GOING NATIVE / BUILDING RAPPORT WITH OPPOSITION / ENCOUNTERING MORE CUMULATIVE OPPORTUNITIES TO DEFECT

INVOLUNTARY CELIBACY CAUSED BY SUDDEN ONSET OF SEVERE COTTON-EYED ...

2026-10-23T08:43:33Z

INVOLUNTARY CELIBACY CAUSED BY SUDDEN ONSET OF SEVERE COTTON-EYED JOE

YES, RECENT HIRE. IN MY DEPARTMENT, ON MY SHIFT, UNDER MY COMMAND ...

2026-10-22T11:37:10Z

YES, RECENT HIRE.
IN MY DEPARTMENT, ON MY SHIFT, UNDER MY COMMAND AND TENDER MENTORSHIP -- WE DO STEAL.
TAKE THE 5GAL CADDY OF ISOPROPYL LABELED "PRODUCTION USE ONLY" AND POUR IT OFF INTO SPRAY BOTTLES IN THE SUPPLY ROOM.

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2026-10-20T12:30:50Z

MY REAL NAME IS CHIGOSAURUS DINOGOOK

LAST TIME I TOOK THE FERRY ACROSS LAKE MICHIGAN I WAS LIKE ...

2026-10-19T12:50:28Z

LAST TIME I TOOK THE FERRY ACROSS LAKE MICHIGAN I WAS LIKE "IT AIN'T THAT BAD, EH. I'VE BEEN ON PLENTY A BOAT BEFORE AND I NEVER GET SEASICK" AND THEN IMMEDIATELY HURLED, AND THEN SPENT THE REST OF IT IN MY CAR DRY HEAVING WITH A WET TOWEL ON MY FOREHEAD

GUY WHO MASKS ALL THE TIME: "NUH UHHHH, I'M NOT THE MASK! ...

2026-10-19T12:35:02Z

GUY WHO MASKS ALL THE TIME:
"NUH UHHHH, I'M NOT THE MASK!
I MEAN, YEAH, I'VE READ THE OLD TRUISM OF IF YOU WEAR THE MASK LONG ENOUGH YOU BECOME THE MASK.
AND THE ONE ABOUT HOW IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK.
BUT IIIIIIIM DIFFERENT. I MAY LOOK AND PERFORM LIKE THE MASK IN EVERY RESPECT BUT I'M ACTUALLY SOMETHING ELSE, I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON? UH, I DUNNO.
HOW DO I KNOW I'M DIFFERENT? FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS I HAVE AKA PASSING GARBAGE BLOWING BY ME LIKE A TRASHBAG THROUGH AN INTERSECTION.
I MAY WORK AT CIRCLE K BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT IF PUSH CAME TO SHOVE I'D BE A COOL BADASS VIGILANTE, LIKE IN MY DAYDREAMS I HAVE WHILE I WORK AT CIRCLE K."

RT: https://shota.house/notes/asfgqc7wvt3s0bj0 ...

2026-10-17T05:19:21Z

RT: https://shota.house/notes/asfgqc7wvt3s0bj0

MICHIGAN FLAG SHOULD BE A WHITE OVEN MITT ON FIELD OF BLUE, ...

2026-10-16T13:10:41Z

MICHIGAN FLAG SHOULD BE A WHITE OVEN MITT ON FIELD OF BLUE, STYLIZED TULIP BUD ON ITS LEFT AND FLEUR DE LIS ON ITS RIGHT

NOT OPENING THE IMAGE DRAWERATING SOFTWARE PROGRAM RIGHT NOW, USE YOUR SHAPE ROTATOR, DUMASS

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2026-10-16T09:24:03Z

BOND BURGERED MY LIFE

FIG.1 - FOID REACTION TO SEEING A CYCLIST. ...

2026-10-13T09:14:56Z

FIG.1 - FOID REACTION TO SEEING A CYCLIST.

ALMOST COMMENTED "ME IRL" BUT FOR THE HELMET ...

2026-10-13T09:06:38Z

ALMOST COMMENTED "ME IRL" BUT FOR THE HELMET

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2026-10-13T07:15:09Z

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2026-10-13T05:39:10Z

THIS IS A PRO-DUKE-NUKEM ACCOUNT, LIBERAL.

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2026-10-13T05:38:45Z

POV: YOU'RE READING MY POSTS

(YOU) 🫵 IRL ...

2026-10-12T05:31:45Z

(YOU) 🫵 IRL

PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS JOKE TO ME, I DON'T GET IT ...

2026-10-12T05:00:55Z

PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS JOKE TO ME, I DON'T GET IT

I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH MORE JUICE TO SQUEEZE OUT OF A ...

2026-10-12T02:46:37Z

I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH MORE JUICE TO SQUEEZE OUT OF A REGULAR DIAMOND FRAME BICYCLE AS A COMMUTER VEHICLE:

* THERE'S LITTLE BENEFIT TO MAKING THE ASSEMBLY LIGHTER THAN THE CURRENT SUB 30LB NORM

* AERO GAINS DON'T MATTER TO AN UPRIGHT RIDER

* 7X1 DERAILLEUR GEARING IS QUITE GOOD AND RELIABLE, CABLE WITH FRICTION SHIFTER

* V BRAKES GIVE RIM BRAKES ALL THE STOPPING POWER TO LOCK THE FRONT WHEEL

THE ONLY REAL THING LEFT TO IMPROVE ON IS RIDER COMFORT - SEAT AND SUSPENSION, WHICH WE'RE SEEING WITH SUSPENSION STEMS AND POSTS
AND OF COURSE ELECTRIC MOTORS ADD A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION TO DESIGN SPACE, BUT ANALOG BIKES ARE ALMOST SOLVED

WALMART COLD APPROACH: LIMMY FACE "GOD D A M N YOU'RE ...

2026-10-11T22:08:55Z

WALMART COLD APPROACH:
*LIMMY FACE* "GOD D A M N YOU'RE UGLY!"

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2026-10-10T14:03:54Z

CALM DOWN, TEMPESTCEL

THE FRENCH, (WHO, AS THE READER IS DOUBTLESSLY AWARE OF, SAY ...

2026-10-10T13:25:54Z

THE FRENCH, (WHO, AS THE READER IS DOUBTLESSLY AWARE OF, SAY "WEE-WEE") ...

THE PROBLEM WITH FAIRING BICYCLES IN ANY WAY IS THAT THE ENGINE ...

2026-10-10T13:03:42Z

THE PROBLEM WITH FAIRING BICYCLES IN ANY WAY IS THAT THE ENGINE IS AIR-COOLED

AND IT'S VERY AIR-COOLED.
A PERSON SPINNING A FAN ON A STATIONARY BICYCLE WOULDN'T GET AS MUCH COOLING AS WHEN RIDING.

RAINY WEATHER AND WINTER IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT'S COLDER OUT.

ROAD CYCLISTS ASPIRE TO NEW HEIGHTS OF FAGGOTRY BY DONNING PENILE ...

2026-10-10T12:55:32Z

ROAD CYCLISTS ASPIRE TO NEW HEIGHTS OF FAGGOTRY BY DONNING PENILE SHAPED TT AERO HELMETS

GAMBLING AND SCRATCH OFF TICKETS IN GENERAL ARE THIS LIKE FUNNY ...

2026-10-10T11:14:11Z

GAMBLING AND SCRATCH OFF TICKETS IN GENERAL ARE THIS LIKE FUNNY ZOO BEHAVIOR TO GAWK AT

SHOULD THAT SHIT BE LEGAL IN THE FIRST PLACE? REALLY FEELS LIKE IT'S PREYING ON DUMB PEOPLE AND MAKING THEM TAKE FINANCIAL RISKS.

CATABOLIC COLLAPSE IS FUNNY WE LIVE IN A HIGHLY DEVELOPED SYSTEM ...

2026-10-09T23:05:25Z

CATABOLIC COLLAPSE IS FUNNY

WE LIVE IN A HIGHLY DEVELOPED SYSTEM WHERE EVERYTHING IMMEDIATE IS PACKAGED INTO FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS AND EMBEDDED INTO COMPLEX MARKETS, AND IT'S ALL TIED INTO POLITICAL POWER VERY INTIMATELY

A DROP IN AVAILABILITY OF ENERGY MEANS HIGHER TRANSPORT COSTS, HIGHER COST OF LIVING, DEPRESSING HOUSING MARKET, AND THE HOUSING MARKET IS A POLITICAL LEVER EMBEDDED WITH FINANCIERS LIKE BLACKROCK, LOCAL AND STATE GOVERNMENTS, EVEN THE HOA

IT'S A FAR CRY FROM "BAD HARVEST, MILLIONS STARVE", BUT THIS SPIDERWEB IS MAKING THE ENTIRE WORLD JUST KINDA STRUGGLE ALONG.
EVERYONE IS IN THIS PRE-FALL-OF-USSR MALAISE WHERE IT'S CLEAR THINGS CAN'T KEEP GOING THE WAY THEY'RE GOING, BUT NO ALTERNATIVE SEEMS VIABLE OR WORTHWHILE, AND THINGS JUST KEEP GOING.
IT EXPRESSES DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, BUT IT'S EVER PRESENT.
THE UKRAINE WAR FEELS THIS WAY. BOTH SIDES ARE LIKE "SHIIIIIIT, THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY MISERABLE... BUT WE GOTTA KEEP PUSHING BECAUSE LOOK -- THESE GUYS ARE ABOUT TO BUCKLE. TWO MORE WEEKS!"

I THINK THE IRAN WAR WILL BE THE SAME.
THERE'S NO REAL INROAD FOR BOOTS IN TEHRAN, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST PERFORMATIVE. SO IRAN AND ZOG WILL JUST LOB MISSILES AT EACH OTHER FOR TWENTY YEARS AS WORLD ECONOMY DIES.
I'M KINDA WITH IT.

DON'T LET ANY OF THE GUYS WHO READ AN AUTHOR AND MAKE HIM ...

2026-10-09T21:56:16Z

DON'T LET ANY OF THE GUYS WHO READ AN AUTHOR AND MAKE HIM THEIR WHOLE IDEOLOGY AND PERSONALITY UNTIL NEXT AUTHOR GET THEIR HANDS ON LENIN OR STALIN
EPIC SERIOUS DISCUSSION QUALITY WOULD DROP LIKE A ROCK

>OLD BOSS GOT FIRED >INDEED.COM LISTING FOR HIS POSITION ...

2026-10-09T21:53:38Z

>OLD BOSS GOT FIRED
>INDEED.COM LISTING FOR HIS POSITION RECOMMENDED TO ME
>IT'S LESS THAN WHAT I MAKE NOW

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2026-10-07T23:29:51Z

"I 3D PRINTED A LITTLE DOODAD!" YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS ...

2026-10-07T22:50:38Z

"I 3D PRINTED A LITTLE DOODAD!"

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS DEARLY, LITTLE NIGGER. SHOULDA 3D PRINTED A CASKET FOR YOURSELF FIRST BEFORE SHOWING THIS DOOHICKEY IN PUBLIC

I HOPE JEFF CLIFF GOT THE SHOT FOR THE JOHNNY TEST VARIANT OF ...

2026-10-07T09:16:38Z

I HOPE JEFF CLIFF GOT THE SHOT FOR THE JOHNNY TEST VARIANT OF COVID

IT WAS ALWAYS REALLY FUNNY TO ME HOW POTTERIAD IS THIS THOROUGHLY ...

2026-10-07T05:44:55Z

IT WAS ALWAYS REALLY FUNNY TO ME HOW POTTERIAD IS THIS THOROUGHLY LIB WORK, BUT THE ENTIRE STARTING PREMISE IS "LOOK AT THESE MIDDLE CLASS BOURGEOIS PEOPLE. THEY FUCKING SUCK!! UPPITY PEASANTS! NOW COME, MY CHILD, LET ME SPIRIT YOU AWAY TO THE LAND OF MAGICAL ARISTOCRACY! YEEESSSS, EVEN THE SHITTIEST AMONG THEM ARE STILL MAGICAL AND ASPIRATIONAL AND TRANSCENDENT UNLIKE YOUR BORING FUCKING MUGGLE PARENTS. AND THEY LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL CASTLE WITH SERVANTS AND COOL OUTFITS AND SUCH"

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2026-10-07T05:26:09Z

SO MAD

BEEN AT A SINGLE SENSOR FOR FIVE HOURS PROBLEM WAS IN THE PLC, ...

2026-10-07T05:25:48Z

BEEN AT A SINGLE SENSOR FOR FIVE HOURS
PROBLEM WAS IN THE PLC, PROGRAMMER BULSHITTED ME
I CHECKED THE RACK AND ONE OF THE CARDS WAS BURNT OUT
FUCK YOU

GLORY TO GOD, DEATH TO AMERICA, DEATH TO ISRAEL, A CURSE UPON THE JEWS

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2026-10-06T21:47:12Z

BANK IMMEDIATELY COMPLAINED ABOUT A TRANSACTION IN CANADA

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2026-10-06T08:26:25Z

SUCH IS THE POWER OF DA GASH

WORKSHOPPING A NEW INTERNET INSULT "AWWW LITTLE GUY RAN OUT ...

2026-10-06T07:13:05Z

WORKSHOPPING A NEW INTERNET INSULT

"AWWW LITTLE GUY RAN OUT OF TOKENS BEFORE HE COULD FIGURE OUT A GOOD RESPONSE!"

"IT'S TIME TO JACK OFF AND SHOOT CUM" - GOON NUKEM

2026-10-04T06:27:37Z

"IT'S TIME TO JACK OFF AND SHOOT CUM"
- GOON NUKEM

"I'M NOT GETTING OFF THIS PRIVATE VENT, WOW GUILD ...

2026-10-04T06:26:09Z

"I'M NOT GETTING OFF THIS PRIVATE VENT, WOW GUILD NERDS"
- DUKE "VENTRILLO HARASSMENT" NUKEM

SKYNET, GENERATE A PICTURE OF A RACOON IN A FUNNY HAT PLAYING A ...

2026-10-04T02:06:11Z

SKYNET, GENERATE A PICTURE OF A RACOON IN A FUNNY HAT PLAYING A BANJO

STONECOLD '98 TOYOTA TERCEL, NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A BITCH ...

2026-10-03T23:02:00Z

STONECOLD '98 TOYOTA TERCEL, NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A BITCH IN ITS LIFE

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO WITHLACOOCHEE STATE TRAIL, THIS LITTLE ...

2026-10-03T12:16:31Z

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO WITHLACOOCHEE STATE TRAIL, THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MANITOU NATURAL PRESERVE, AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO INDIANAPOLIS AND GOT STABBED BY A TWEAKER

THINKING ABOUT THE YURT LATTICE WALLS WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A RING ...

2026-10-03T06:51:13Z

THINKING ABOUT THE YURT LATTICE WALLS

WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A RING WITH A SEPARATE ROOF, IT WAS TWO LATTICE WALLS FORMING A TUNNEL TENT TYPE THING BY CHANGING THE CONTOUR OF THE UPPER EDGE OF THE LATTICE
LIKE A LOZENGE SHAPED THING

I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE FUN OF A CHINESE SUBCONTRACTOR FOR HIS ...

2026-10-03T06:34:15Z

I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE FUN OF A CHINESE SUBCONTRACTOR FOR HIS BALDSPOT BUT HE TURNED AROUND AND I REALIZED THAT THE BALDSPOT IS ACTUALLY A HUGE GNARLY FUCKIN SCAR ALL DOWN THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, WITH A FUCKIN DIMPLE, LIKE AN I BEAM SPLIT HIS SKULL BUT HE GOT BETTER

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

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2026-10-03T06:00:19Z

GREAT APE -> EXCEPTIONAL APE -> SUPERB APE

RUH ROH RAGGIE A "NEED TO BE LOVED" EPISODE IS COMING ON

2026-10-03T02:44:52Z

RUH ROH RAGGIE
A "NEED TO BE LOVED" EPISODE IS COMING ON

DON'T LET EVOLUTION HAPPEN TO YOU! BUT IF THAT'S WHERE ...

2026-10-03T02:26:17Z

DON'T LET EVOLUTION HAPPEN TO YOU!

BUT IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE AT, DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE!
TOGETHER, WE MAY SOMEDAY FIND A CURE!

RT: https://detroitriotcity.com/objects/cc4638cc-21b2-499d-a86f-347eb6663915

ABOUT TO PEE MY DOTS AND Q'S IN HERE, THREE BATHROOMS AND ...

2026-10-02T23:56:52Z

ABOUT TO PEE MY DOTS AND Q'S IN HERE, THREE BATHROOMS AND EACH HAD SOME GUY SHITTING

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2026-10-02T22:58:45Z

ELITE BAAL KNOWLEDGE ☝️

I CAUSE INDESCRIBABLE HARM TO REAL LIFE BLACK AND TRANSGENDER ...

2026-10-02T22:58:13Z

I CAUSE INDESCRIBABLE HARM TO REAL LIFE BLACK AND TRANSGENDER INDIVIDUALS WITH MY ACTIVITY ON THIS PLATFORM

I THINK ASTERIX TAKES PLACE IN AN AU WHERE CAESAR DOESN'T GET ...

2026-10-02T11:56:15Z

I THINK ASTERIX TAKES PLACE IN AN AU WHERE CAESAR DOESN'T GET BETRAYED AND GETS TO GROW OLD AND REGAL

ANYTIME I SEE THE TRASH RIVERS IN THIRD WORLD I CAN'T HELP ...

2026-10-02T10:22:52Z

ANYTIME I SEE THE TRASH RIVERS IN THIRD WORLD I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK "DON'T THEY HAVE COAL ELECTRIC PLANTS? WHY WON'T THEY CONVERT SOME INTO INCINERATORS"

AND IT'S LIKE HALF A SECOND OF HELPLESS VERTIGO BEFORE THE RACISM HOISTS ME BACK UPRIGHT

I :heart_trans_white: WORKING WEEKENDS :soyjak_excited: TIME TO ...

2026-10-02T06:47:04Z

I :heart_trans_white: WORKING WEEKENDS :soyjak_excited:

TIME TO PUT IN 12HRS AND HIDE PLACES AND TAKE NAPS

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2026-10-01T09:46:55Z

A JOVIAL AND CAREFREE SHART IN THIS WORLD GONE MART WITH GREED

DOWN BAD DOWN NEUTRAL DOWN GOOD MID BAD TRUE NEUTRAL MID GOOD UP ...

2026-10-01T01:07:48Z

DOWN BAD DOWN NEUTRAL DOWN GOOD
MID BAD TRUE NEUTRAL MID GOOD
UP BAD UP NEUTRAL UP GOOD

MOM : "THE FRONT YARD FLOWERS LOOK ALL SCRUNKLY, I DUNNO WHAT ...

2026-09-29T22:25:26Z

MOM : "THE FRONT YARD FLOWERS LOOK ALL SCRUNKLY, I DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING WRONG? MAYBE I SHOULD USE SOME SORT OF FERTILIZER OR..."

I DROVE TO THEIR HOUSE TO DOGSIT THE OTHER DAY AND THE DEER IN THE FRONT YARD DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING MOVE WHEN MY CAR WAS FIVE FEET AWAY

THE TWO GREAT VICES OF THE MICHIGANDER ARE 1. THINKING THAT ...

2026-09-29T22:13:38Z

THE TWO GREAT VICES OF THE MICHIGANDER ARE

1. THINKING THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY VERY SMART/TALENTED, A GENIUS/EXPERT PASSED OVER BY THE SYSTEM. I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER PLACE ON THIS CONTINENT HAS THE DENSITY OF HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUTS SELF ASSURED THAT THEY'RE PRODIGY CAR MECHANICS AND INVENTORS OR EXPERT ELECTRICIANS OR WHATEVER. EVERY FUCKIN LOSER IS THIS MIRACLE OF GOD DISPOSSESSED OF HIS RIGHTFUL CROWN.

2. SITTING AROUND AND YAPPING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHIT COSTS. SITTING AROUND IN YOUR CAR SHOP ASSIGNING PRICES AND ESTIMATES TO THE SCRAP PARTS AND TOOLS YOU OWN. SITTING AROUND IN THE BREAK ROOM AND PONTIFICATING HOW MUCH IT COSTS THE OWNERS TO ADD THE EV CHARGER UP FRONT. AND SINCE EVERYONE IS SECRETLY AN ADMINISTRATIVE AND FINANCE GENIUS PASSED OVER BY THE SYSTEM -- EVERYONE HAS PROPOSALS ON WHAT THEY COULD'VE DONE BETTER AND WHERE THEY'D SPEND THE RESULTING SAVINGS.

WHY WOULD THE GOVERNORESS OF MICHIGAN GRETCHEN WHITMER CONSPIRE ...

2026-09-29T22:06:59Z

WHY WOULD THE GOVERNORESS OF MICHIGAN GRETCHEN WHITMER CONSPIRE TO KIDNAP ME??? IT'S SO FUCKED UP AND EVIL OF HER!

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2026-09-01T03:50:57Z

"DIDDYBLUD"

YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME, THEY'RE STRAPPING JETS TO THEM, V1 ...

2026-08-31T12:39:29Z

YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME, THEY'RE STRAPPING JETS TO THEM, V1 STYLE?

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ATTACK AIRCRAFT?

RT: https://mstdn.social/users/noelreports/statuses/117161294039081694

LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IN ...

2026-08-10T14:44:44Z

LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IN PRINCIPLE???
IN PRINCIPLE??
I GET WHY IT WAS SO IN PRACTICE FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BECAUSE ALL THE STATES EACH HAD THEIR OWN STATE CHURCH AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WASN'T A STATE BUT A TREATY BODY FOR THE STATES INTERFACING WITH ONE ANOTHER
BUT IN EUROPE???
ARE YOU NUTS?

HOW ABOUT SEPARATION OF LAB AND STATE. WE MUST TAKE GREAT CARE TO NOT LET SCIENCE AND SCIENTISTS INFLUENCE OUR LAWMAKING. GET THE HYDROLOGISTS OUT OF MY FUCKING CABINET, I'M WRITING A LAW ON WATER RIGHTS IN THIS DROUGHT PRONE REGION.
OH THAT'S DIFFERENT, RIGHT? BECAUSE SCIENCE IS REAL AND MORALITY ISN'T REAL, SO THERE MUST NOT BE A MORAL DIMENSION TO THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY IN THE LAND.
THAT WOULD BE BAAAD. IF THERE WERE ANY MORAL GUIDELINES FOR LAWMAKING THAT WOULD BE BAAAD. BECAUSE DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF GOOD AND EVIL.
SO WE PLACE THE MORAL CENTER ON THE INDIVIDUAL. AND ALSO WE DO HAVE A MORAL DIMENSION, IT'S JUST LIBERAL MORALS LIKE FREEDOM AND EQUALITY. THOSE CAN INFLUENCE DECISIONMAKING.
SO WE DON'T ACTUALLY PLACE THE MORAL CENTER IN THE INDIVIDUAL, IT'S STILL IN THE STATE, GO FIGURE, THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY IN THE LAND.
WOW HOW CURIOUS, POPULISM STILL LED TO POWER CENTER HAVING POWER?
WE JUST MAKE THE MORAL FRAMEWORK THE CON/LIB FRAMEWORK AND PRETEND THAT IT'S SELF EVIDENT AND NATURAL AND SHOULDN'T BE EXAMINED.
ARE YOU SEEING MY FRUSTRATION HERE?

LET'S BE REALISTIC, HELL HATH PLENTY MORE FURY THAN A WOMAN ...

2026-06-17T15:30:57Z

LET'S BE REALISTIC, HELL HATH PLENTY MORE FURY THAN A WOMAN SCORNED AND YOU CAN'T JUST BEAT HELL UP

CUT DOWN TREES WITH AN ELECTRIC SAW BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID 2T ...

2026-06-07T01:21:15Z

CUT DOWN TREES WITH AN ELECTRIC SAW BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID 2T OIL SMELL

IT'S ACTUALLY ALRIGHT
GREEN ONE IDK WHAT BRAND, NOT MINE

CRACK IS NATURAL ITS JUST A FUCKIN ROCK METH IS AN ACADEMIC ...

2024-08-14T00:17:35Z

CRACK IS NATURAL
ITS JUST A FUCKIN ROCK

METH IS AN ACADEMIC DISCIPLINE
LITERALLY GWT SMARTER FROM IT
UNI STUDENTS DO ADDERALL WHEN CRAMMING FOR EXAMS

ITS FACTS
YOU HEARD OF HEALING CRYSTALS? WELL THESE ARE THE REAL ONES
SLIPPED TWO FUCKIN DISKS LAST YEAR
JUST ONE DIME BAG AND 1 REP DEADLIFT THE REFRIGERATOR - CRACK SNAPPLE AND POP, EVERYTHING WENT BACK TO WHERE ITS OUGHTA BE LIKE MY MIDDLE NAME IS CHIROPRACTOR

WEED MEANWHILE HAS TO GET SYNTHESIZED IN AN EVIL LAB AND INJECTED INTO A PLANT, KILLING IT
DONT EVER TOUCH THAT SHIT
ITS IN EVERY VAPE TOO
STICK TO KODIAK LONG CUT WINTERGREEN OK KIDS

THE NSA HAVE SEEN MY WEEN TYPIN A POST AT A URINAL

2024-04-15T18:34:35Z

THE NSA HAVE SEEN MY WEEN
TYPIN A POST AT A URINAL