Nostr notes by Ozzelot :ai_free:

This really channings my tatum.

2026-10-30T12:41:51Z

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This really channings my tatum.

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2026-10-30T07:43:51Z

Please... pop faster.

i'm happy for me too! (and happy that you are happy, nice ...

2026-10-29T19:54:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…spkk
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i'm happy for me too! (and happy that you are happy, nice loop of happiness going on here)

finally it's more than just the necrokalendářík on this ...

2026-10-29T19:34:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…fj8h
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finally it's more than just the necrokalendářík on this here thing

all you have to do is ask for things, kids ...

2026-10-29T16:04:47Z

all you have to do is ask for things, kids

the goddamn ikea manul

2026-10-29T08:46:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…np73
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the goddamn ikea manul

It is time for great tits to be visible in the tree outside my ...

2026-10-29T06:53:06Z

It is time for great tits to be visible in the tree outside my window!

The birds, that is.

📷 : Nikon D50, Tamron 18-270mm

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2026-10-28T20:19:32Z

chalamet

oh, so that's why the mobileks can fold

2026-10-28T14:45:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…hdt0
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oh, so that's why the mobileks can fold

the prahou pfp gang would grow AWESOME!

2026-10-28T14:25:59Z

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the prahou pfp gang would grow
AWESOME!

how do jars even expire. terrible nowadays. sterb jerb would ...

2026-10-28T14:25:13Z

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how do jars even expire. terrible nowadays. sterb jerb would never.

why is everything as out of touch as late 2000s microsoft

2026-10-28T13:03:53Z

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why is everything as out of touch as late 2000s microsoft

firefox: makes in-browser ai and hires big tech execs also ...

2026-10-28T13:02:58Z

firefox: makes in-browser ai and hires big tech execs
also firefox: makes an ad that complains about ai and big tech (and fills it with nostalgiaslop)

it took me a while to figure out the computer user is not ...

2026-10-28T12:41:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…6flz
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it took me a while to figure out the computer user is not speaking spanish/latin/etc

for fun is pain and pain is fun and computers are both and neither and real and fake

i think she is savoring it for the perfect product drop.

2026-10-28T11:06:33Z

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i think she is savoring it for the perfect product drop.

has she used her sephora coupon yet

2026-10-28T11:05:27Z

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has she used her sephora coupon yet

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2026-10-28T08:15:12Z

non-folding iphone 2ds when

our elevator now displays the weather forecast can we not even ...

2026-10-28T06:37:40Z

our elevator now displays the weather forecast
can we not even spare elevators the suffering of hyperconnectedness

you are so generous @npub1k5n…fur2

2026-10-27T09:59:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…vykg
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you are so generous
ENGLISH TEA BONG 🇺🇦🇨🇿 (npub1k5n…fur2)

and for how much will you upload this recording of tea, the ...

2026-10-27T09:55:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…3e8v
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and for how much will you upload this recording of tea, the drinking of which you have not specified
ENGLISH TEA BONG 🇺🇦🇨🇿 (npub1k5n…fur2)

will you also drink it, or is that extra @npub1k5n…fur2

2026-10-27T09:50:45Z

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will you also drink it, or is that extra
ENGLISH TEA BONG 🇺🇦🇨🇿 (npub1k5n…fur2)

of course, this activity has to be done with consent not getting ...

2026-10-26T12:57:36Z

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of course, this activity has to be done with consent
not getting consent is not solarpunk

And photographing naked hairy girls with an old flexaretík, ...

2026-10-26T12:51:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…xec5
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And photographing naked hairy girls with an old flexaretík, whether or not they are performing any of the above activities or are even in nature? That, of course, is solarpunk.
They don't even have to be hairy. But I know not whether disposable razors are solarpunk. I'd say they are not.

(Recommended developer is Caffenol. Caffenol is solarpunk.)

Also I must add to the pooing in the forest and field, that ...

2026-10-26T12:48:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…epn3
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Also I must add to the pooing in the forest and field, that peeing in these locations is also solarpunk

it's like a sandwich, but with only one of the breads ...

2026-10-26T12:05:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…l5ye
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it's like a sandwich, but with only one of the breads
Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3)

i mean, film needs sun... but developing it needs sunlessness ...

2026-10-26T12:00:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…799k
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i mean, film needs sun... but developing it needs sunlessness
it's pronounced 'yagoda' (npub1yen…52qm)

whee! i think. @npub1yen…52qm

2026-10-26T12:00:33Z

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whee!
i think.
it's pronounced 'yagoda' (npub1yen…52qm)

am i solarpunk @npub1lym…fqe3

2026-10-26T11:53:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…dfsc
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am i solarpunk
Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3)

are germknödels solarpunk

2026-10-26T11:50:43Z

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are germknödels solarpunk

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2026-10-26T11:12:59Z

am i even czech if i dont like chlebíčky

this is necrocock necrocock has an rss feed be like necrocock ...

2026-10-26T07:19:15Z

this is necrocock
necrocock has an rss feed
be like necrocock

release the ebsdein files

2026-10-25T19:33:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…tdde
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release the ebsdein files

don't stop, bryan needs kontent

2026-10-25T11:42:29Z

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don't stop, bryan needs kontent

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2026-10-24T22:25:10Z

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lol, lmao even

2026-10-24T22:22:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…dczy
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lol, lmao even

well yes, it's a folding phone

2026-10-24T21:49:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…xght
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well yes, it's a folding phone

apple fanboys with pockets full of money

2026-10-24T21:47:17Z

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apple fanboys with pockets full of money

you're buying the iphone duo i'm librebooting a core 2 ...

2026-10-24T17:24:10Z

you're buying the iphone duo
i'm librebooting a core 2 duo thinkpad
we are not the same

it supports these mysterious 12" plastic circles as storage ...

2026-10-23T07:32:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…z7jp
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it supports these mysterious 12" plastic circles as storage media

also they have stickers now, hehe this tesla shall remain with me ...

2026-10-23T07:14:45Z

also they have stickers now, hehe

this tesla shall remain with me forever, as it is obviously heavili kustomized

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2026-10-22T08:35:50Z

i propose declaring april to be private key awareness month

jar of moles has a status page behold its downness with me ...

2026-10-21T06:12:58Z

jar of moles has a status page

behold its downness with me

https://kuma.sklenicekrtku.cz/status/sklenice

i still remember the forbidden fish gamecube intro

2026-10-20T11:24:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…8lzc
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i still remember the forbidden fish gamecube intro

also lunic, going stupid

2026-10-20T08:14:38Z

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also lunic, going stupid

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2026-10-19T21:09:47Z

honk if you are comte de lautreamont

netcup is doing stuff sklenicekrtku down sorry

2026-10-19T08:58:45Z

netcup is doing stuff

sklenicekrtku down

sorry

I'll just wait for the rest to fall out.

2026-10-18T15:56:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…3y9e
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I'll just wait for the rest to fall out.

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2026-10-16T19:42:12Z

you know... windows phone 8.1 is a slop-free operating system.

utterly incomprehensible thank you

2026-10-16T14:34:57Z

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utterly incomprehensible thank you

if they release a neverslop episode...

2026-10-15T08:29:22Z

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if they release a neverslop episode...

i can't think of a retort to that joke either, so i'm not ...

2026-10-14T20:43:28Z

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i can't think of a retort to that joke either, so i'm not sure how much help would touching the camera be anyway
Cowinka Poníčková (npub1hc0…njpn)

you have not found a subject @npub1hc0…njpn

2026-10-14T20:38:50Z

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you have not found a subject
Cowinka Poníčková (npub1hc0…njpn)

if i take a nude photograph, artistically, would that be an ...

2026-10-14T20:33:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…5nxr
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if i take a nude photograph, artistically, would that be an indecent exposure
Cowinka Poníčková (npub1hc0…njpn)

can i stop being cassandra for one day ...

2026-10-14T20:00:57Z

can i stop being cassandra for one day

https://mstdn.social/@ozzelot/116392909330306795
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best morning!

2026-10-14T08:27:54Z

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best morning!

do i need to state the obvious this will be token ring ...

2026-10-13T17:25:09Z

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do i need to state the obvious

this will be token ring
Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (npub127u…p52c)

soon, the first noslopnet cable will be tossed out a window so ...

2026-10-13T17:22:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…glr5
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soon, the first noslopnet cable will be tossed out a window so two people can chat or play doom...

(yes, i'm stealing the silicon hill net founding story, strahov can feel free to sue me)
Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (npub127u…p52c)

But do any of those groups get the discount? @npub1lym…fqe3

2026-10-13T11:14:35Z

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But do any of those groups get the discount?
Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3)

Who prescribes pocket daemons?! @npub1ug0…dw2r

2026-10-13T11:01:07Z

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Who prescribes pocket daemons?!
NetBSD Foundation 🚩 (npub1ug0…dw2r)

script creation utility for maniac @npub1lym…fqe3

2026-10-12T18:06:22Z

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script creation utility for maniac
Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3)

Three chords and being mad at the government can still get you ...

2026-10-12T13:11:54Z

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Three chords and being mad at the government can still get you pretty damn far.
abadidea (npub1n7k…7g0f)

Congratulations!

2026-10-12T04:33:16Z

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Congratulations!

hot [@max_power](https://chaos.social/@max_power )

2026-10-11T20:58:22Z

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hot
[@max_power](https://chaos.social/@max_power )

"leave the phone under the cat" enters my vocabulary and ...

2026-10-10T06:51:20Z

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"leave the phone under the cat" enters my vocabulary and probably shan't leave

it's real to me. and i shan't play it.

2026-10-08T18:56:58Z

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it's real to me.

and i shan't play it.

The Horkly Woozle: Scrimblo Pronges Beck! (I'm a sucker for ...

2026-10-08T18:56:02Z

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The Horkly Woozle: Scrimblo Pronges Beck!

(I'm a sucker for exclamation marks.)

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2026-10-05T16:52:15Z

oh wow, mr beast is awful? who could have seen that comingggg

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2026-10-04T07:02:52Z

personal dingus

only squids shall do inktober (with no concept of tober) also ...

2026-10-02T20:38:40Z

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only squids shall do inktober (with no concept of tober)

also isn't it literally associated with some actual slopists

i, on the other hand, assumed the "meh" referred to the ...

2026-10-02T15:06:51Z

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i, on the other hand, assumed the "meh" referred to the disappointment in the state of things, not lack of care about the image's origin
Jens Finkhäuser (npub1pyz…ew64)

Goes well with a PENITUM ...

2026-10-02T06:11:07Z

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Goes well with a PENITUM https://mstdn.social/@ozzelot/112308591280210452

sklenice krtku is not intended to be used by non-ozzelot entities ...

2026-09-30T13:36:04Z

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sklenice krtku is not intended to be used by non-ozzelot entities
it's barely intended to be used by ozzelot entities

maybe krteks need to host mail at least then they would be ...

2026-09-30T13:31:35Z

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maybe krteks need to host mail

at least then they would be falling into spam because of the normal reasons

falling into my own mother's spam this is big provider to big ...

2026-09-30T13:27:23Z

falling into my own mother's spam

this is big provider to big provider

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2026-09-30T11:19:30Z

links2 will never get an annoyingly round redesign

mobilek with a tlačítek... i haven't seen those in forever

2026-09-28T11:14:08Z

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mobilek with a tlačítek... i haven't seen those in forever

it's tony...?

2026-09-27T09:19:45Z

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it's tony...?

i thought it stood for pope

2026-09-24T14:02:59Z

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i thought it stood for pope

ketamine fentanyl coke

2026-09-24T13:59:46Z

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ketamine fentanyl coke

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2026-09-24T13:56:28Z

kentucky fentucky chentucky

"it's a shame i can't be the subject of my own ...

2026-09-22T15:46:10Z

"it's a shame i can't be the subject of my own photographs"

does ozzelot have an inner tommy wiseau now

(will proceed to handwash for 30 years)

2026-09-22T08:04:19Z

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(will proceed to handwash for 30 years)

my washing machine is... overdue for maintenance i might just ...

2026-09-22T08:04:00Z

my washing machine is... overdue for maintenance

i might just handwash before adhd lets me get to that

hey babe, wanna slay the mighty set

2026-09-21T07:24:30Z

hey babe, wanna
slay the mighty set

i regret to inform you they've been evited :/ maybe try an ai ...

2026-09-20T22:28:32Z

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i regret to inform you they've been evited :/ maybe try an ai grift, erm, inevitableness.

too bad. if they weren't, you'd be raking in all the ...

2026-09-20T22:26:32Z

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too bad. if they weren't, you'd be raking in all the moneyllions, for that is inevitable! inevitable!
(no my apes arent gone)

but are they fungible

2026-09-20T21:53:09Z

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but are they fungible

as far as developers go, rodinal has never bullied me

2026-09-20T18:16:23Z

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as far as developers go, rodinal has never bullied me

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2026-09-20T17:17:34Z

it's a shame i never developed film at strahov

This technological age too shall pass. But it could pass less ...

2026-09-20T12:06:34Z

This technological age too shall pass. But it could pass less destructively.

Just from purchasing? Damn, this stuff is powerful

2026-09-20T08:55:37Z

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Just from purchasing? Damn, this stuff is powerful

purchase konkestronke

2026-09-20T08:25:43Z

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purchase konkestronke

horkyže žiže

2026-09-19T20:12:33Z

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horkyže žiže

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2026-09-19T20:01:05Z

žavoj sližek

can't tell if serious, i mean kodak ...

2026-09-19T12:22:38Z

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can't tell if serious, i mean kodak https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodak_Portra?useskin=vector

truly shows that ai folks will coopt any word

a local weirdo told me they make beautiful pictures using ...

2026-09-19T11:05:33Z

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a local weirdo told me they make beautiful pictures using "portra"... i got some of it, but i couldn't find a registration code for the image generator, so i burned it as a sacrifice to mata

why would i? a girl showing that to everyone, that turns me on

2026-09-19T10:51:11Z

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why would i? a girl showing that to everyone, that turns me on

oh, showing her logo right there, how erotic

2026-09-19T10:28:41Z

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oh, showing her logo right there, how erotic

What separates us from the animals is our ability to give our ...

2026-09-19T09:45:56Z

What separates us from the animals is our ability to give our innocent infants hats with ai-generated koalas on them

Me at work: Good lord, a drive from 2016? How the hell are you ...

2026-09-18T19:44:45Z

Me at work: Good lord, a drive from 2016? How the hell are you still alive?
Me hobbycomputering: Oh sweet, this is from 2002, that's practically new