Nostr notes by Farce Majeure

Or like... leave them both off and just make it look like ...

2026-10-19T18:50:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…0fpv
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Or like... leave them both off and just make it look like Andrea's got a chance?

yeah, I need to retire before Jan 2038.

2026-10-05T14:11:46Z

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yeah, I need to retire before Jan 2038.

especially since... like it's not like you can't see any ...

2026-09-15T16:15:20Z

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especially since... like it's not like you can't see any apartment buildings from 406 Broadway. There's a row of them across the street.

I do wonder why 405 is blurred out on street view.

I think it means "the construction is nicer than my ...

2026-09-15T16:10:01Z

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I think it means "the construction is nicer than my century-old house down the block". Worth noting that they can't really easily airbnb-these - Cambridge has a rule that basically says you have to live next door if you have a majority-STR property, which I think in this case means you'd have to live in the building.

The anti-housing people sending me flyers in the mail claim one ...

2026-09-15T16:03:41Z

The anti-housing people sending me flyers in the mail claim one place is "mostly studios; 80% luxury". I don't think I've ever seen anything I'd call a Luxury (393sqft) Studio... Also the filed plans have 8 studio, 20 one bedroom, and 6 two bedroom units. It looks decent for small apartments.

I know it doesn't actually say this, but "god fave the ...

2026-09-04T16:48:16Z

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I know it doesn't actually say this, but "god fave the king" is sooooo ahead of its time.

but did you have a knife?

2026-09-01T14:45:32Z

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but did you have a knife?

Today in being forced to use LLMs because "vulnerability" ...

2026-07-29T17:48:57Z

Today in being forced to use LLMs because "vulnerability" disclosures have been produced by them:<li>no version numbers or git revisions anywhere</li><li>the reports are malformed markdown which has then been filed into a jira ticket which doesn't accept markdown anyway</li><li>Many of the CVSS scores look like: "CVSS:3.1/AV/AC:L/..." where it should be "AV:L", but the bot, which again only knows statistically what a CVSS score looks like, is generating gibberish.</li><li>the diffs for "suggested fixes" have been generated by something that doesn't actually know anything about how diffs are formed, either in terms of process or meaningfully in structure:<ul><li>they're missing file names, line numbers, and function names</li><li>all leading whitespace, including after "-" or "+" line markers, is missing</li><li>in some of the diffs, hyphens (especially for delete lines) are just missing? But sometimes "--" has been combined to "—"</li></ul></li>

I want my money back.

which one was most fun?

2026-07-04T05:27:28Z

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which one was most fun?

So you'd first need to compare the signal to noise ration, ...

2026-07-02T17:49:43Z

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So you'd first need to compare the signal to noise ration, which is approximately infinity, and ...

ain't gonna last, though :( ...

2026-07-01T13:49:35Z

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ain't gonna last, though :(

few albums bring the raw energy of Smash.

2026-06-01T13:55:45Z

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few albums bring the raw energy of Smash.

huh, kinda thought those were attached.

2026-05-28T13:31:51Z

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huh, kinda thought those were attached.

Yeah, this is why.

2026-05-07T20:16:28Z

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Yeah, this is why.

lolol

2026-05-07T19:03:47Z

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lolol

So, uh, can we criminalize dropping 0days on github without doing ...

2026-05-07T18:55:19Z

So, uh, can we criminalize dropping 0days on github without doing /any/ coordinated disclosure yet?

I don't think it's a "you're a cop and all your ...

2026-04-30T13:51:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…uzgq
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I don't think it's a "you're a cop and all your ancestors are bastards" kind of show.

I prefer to think of it as "helicopter orgy day" ...

2026-04-20T15:00:00Z

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I prefer to think of it as "helicopter orgy day"

today's development is so much worse than that, too.

2026-04-15T18:57:07Z

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today's development is *so much worse* than that, too.

I just don't want to be using a mouse enough to care about ...

2026-04-07T17:04:13Z

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I just don't want to be using a mouse enough to care about its orientation.

it's still so weird to me that we do street sweeping ...

2026-04-01T13:17:13Z

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it's still so weird to me that we do street sweeping primarily in the months where the gutters *don't* get filled with crap.

my experience in the neighborhood where everything is named ...

2026-03-17T16:28:36Z

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my experience in the neighborhood where everything is named "garden" is that local delivery drivers sometimes go to the wrong street, but FedEx has more trouble not knowing that "4" and "5" are different numbers and are on opposite sides of the road.

Any of y'all want to help run software for a transit system? ...

2026-02-10T19:00:24Z

Any of y'all want to help run software for a transit system?

https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/mbta/jobs/5226038/deputy-director-of-software-engineering

Anyone know what kind of board connector from the mid 90s has ...

2025-12-10T16:15:07Z

Anyone know what kind of board connector from the mid 90s has this footprint? I'm pretty sure these are debug points on this board. (share with your electronics friends please?)

most of it was models in a swimming pool.

2025-08-17T00:19:44Z

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most of it was models in a swimming pool.

Kristi Noem must be impeached immediately. She knows police ...

2025-06-12T20:46:25Z

Kristi Noem must be impeached immediately. She knows police working for her do not have authority to so much as touch a US Senator, and she had a responsibility and the ability to stop it.

And furthermore ICE must be destroyed.

Though strictly speaking I still have all of the knobs, and none ...

2025-06-04T06:11:37Z

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Though strictly speaking I still have all of the knobs, and none of them are on the broken part. They're just all pretty useless without it.

You may be wondering: aside from having a huge sensor, what makes ...

2025-06-04T05:43:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…ks35
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You may be wondering: aside from having a huge sensor, what makes it extra fun?

Knobs. Knobs that actually do useful things. Lots of them.

The extra fun camera is apparently coming home from the repair ...

2025-06-04T02:27:50Z

The extra fun camera is apparently coming home from the repair shop on Thursday. Yay!

Don't call on me. Don't call on me. Don't call on me. ...

2025-03-26T01:18:27Z

Don't call on me.
Don't call on me.
Don't call on me.
Don't call on me.

The chart here might surprise you. tl;dr: if you're over 36 ...

2025-03-19T14:33:21Z

The chart here might surprise you. tl;dr: if you're over 36 you might not have gotten a measles booster and you should get tested if you don't have records of it.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/19/newsletters/starting-point-measles-outbreak-2025-protect-yourself/