Nostr notes by 210561 ✨ [Q]

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2026-10-30T18:02:57Z

OH: “meow meow digga”

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2026-10-29T18:36:47Z

wheeeeeee

oh my gods it’s another number 4 incident ...

2026-10-27T07:50:20Z

oh my gods it’s another number 4 incident

https://fixupx.com/4a4133/status/2114822201555943763

sat in a lecture and the lecturer is openly bragging about how he ...

2026-10-23T08:19:22Z

sat in a lecture and the lecturer is openly bragging about how he got an LLM to write course material

"I haven't verified this, but this is what the agent wrote"
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

new keyboard!!! this shit is good ...

2026-10-22T18:52:43Z

new keyboard!!! this shit is good

If anyone wants to put the eMudhra private key on a ...

2026-10-20T18:52:22Z

If anyone wants to put the eMudhra private key on a T-Shirt:<code>-----BEGIN EC PRIVATE KEY----- MA8CAQEEAQSgBwYFK4EEACI= -----END EC PRIVATE KEY----- </code>

4 times the SECP384-R1 base point is ...

2026-10-20T15:56:10Z

4 times the SECP384-R1 base point is (0x138251cd52ac9298c1c8aad977321deb97e709bd0b4ca0aca55dc8ad51dcfc9d1589a1597e3a5120e1efd631c63e1835, 0xcacae29869a62e1631e8a28181ab56616dc45d918abc09f3ab0e63cf792aa4dced7387be37bba569549f1c02b270ed67)

https://repository.emsign.com/certs/roottlscag3.crt<code>Certificate: ; Data: Version: 3 (0x2) Issuer: C=IN, O=eMudhra Technologies Limited, CN=emSign Root TLS CA - G3 Subject: C=US, O=eMudhra Inc, CN=EM OV TLS CA - G3C Subject Public Key Info: Public Key Algorithm: id-ecPublicKey Public-Key: (384 bit) pub: 04:13:82:51:cd:52:ac:92:98:c1:c8:aa:d9:77:32: 1d:eb:97:e7:09:bd:0b:4c:a0:ac:a5:5d:c8:ad:51: dc:fc:9d:15:89:a1:59:7e:3a:51:20:e1:ef:d6:31: c6:3e:18:35:ca:ca:e2:98:69:a6:2e:16:31:e8:a2: 81:81:ab:56:61:6d:c4:5d:91:8a:bc:09:f3:ab:0e: 63:cf:79:2a:a4:dc:ed:73:87:be:37:bb:a5:69:54: 9f:1c:02:b2:70:ed:67 ASN1 OID: secp384r1 NIST CURVE: P-384 </code>

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2026-10-20T14:26:06Z

fuck me what a way to make my day interesting

realising there’s a surprising number of younger ...

2026-10-17T12:05:12Z

realising there’s a surprising number of younger security(adjacent) people who don’t know about “SSL added and removed here” nor its origins

hmmmmm

OH: “I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s more to ...

2026-10-14T19:24:32Z

OH: “I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s more to life than IKEA”

it’s so funny going to what it supposedly the pinnacle ...

2026-10-12T21:09:59Z

it’s so funny going to what it supposedly the pinnacle conference of my research field and people respecting me more than any other attendee in spite of being but a lowly PhD student simply for my CCC work

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2026-10-11T07:42:48Z

oop shit I’m 24 now

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2026-10-10T21:35:57Z

Lady in the streets, freak in the spreadsheets

Appropriate stickers deposited at Hospental ...

2026-10-10T12:58:28Z

Appropriate stickers deposited at Hospental

well fuck the BSW and those 4 other mystery members for voting ...

2026-10-06T10:58:37Z

well fuck the BSW and those 4 other mystery members for voting for the AfD

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2026-10-05T07:17:09Z

Mechelen, the Reading of Belgium

some absolutely wild shit in [the RAIB ...

2026-10-01T16:15:09Z

some absolutely wild shit in [the RAIB report[(https://www.gov.uk/government/news/interim-report-012026-collision-between-passenger-trains-near-elstow) on that rear end train crash a couple months ago

> neither the driver nor driving instructor recognised this sound as being an AWS warning indication

in other words: neither the driver, nor the person more qualified, knew what sound a safety system made
how????

Rheinland-Pfalz is a conspiracy created in 1946. In this house we ...

2026-09-27T20:13:18Z

Rheinland-Pfalz is a conspiracy created in 1946. In this house we only acknowledge and respect den bayerische Regierungsbezirk Pfalz.

turn out the Saarländischer Rundfunk will totally let you just ...

2026-09-25T17:51:42Z

turn out the Saarländischer Rundfunk will totally let you just walk around if you ask nicely

welp my backpack is now fully disintegrating recommendations for ...

2026-09-21T21:56:41Z

welp my backpack is now fully disintegrating

recommendations for a new one?

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2026-09-20T19:52:19Z

🦀 CDU dead 🦀

ok so when are we following through on this? ...

2026-09-07T07:52:35Z

ok so when are we following through on this?

La Région, The LÄND ...

2026-08-22T18:56:01Z

La Région, The LÄND

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2026-08-18T22:36:10Z

huh TIL CS-Gas is legal to buy and use in Germany

"do you prefer english or german?" "english" ...

2026-08-14T22:01:12Z

"do you prefer english or german?"
"english"
"huh, because I've heard you speak german sometimes and you sound like a native speaker"

fucking again, need to stop being so good at this german thing

Today we get to find out if the people of Clacton will make their ...

2026-08-13T07:50:28Z

Today we get to find out if the people of Clacton will make their vote Count and put it in the Bin

horrifying, DECT lets you use X.400 addresses as your phone ...

2026-08-12T10:10:55Z

horrifying, DECT lets you use X.400 addresses as your phone numbers

yeah sure lemme just make a call to C=DE,ST=Bayern,O=Max-Planck-Gesellschaft zur Förderung der Wissenschaften e.V.,CN=Q Misell

hbomberguy dropping a 4,5 hour video marathon on all the bullshit ...

2026-08-11T10:33:42Z

hbomberguy dropping a 4,5 hour video marathon on all the bullshit adobe has ever done on a random tuesday like he hasn't just dissappeared off of the face of the earth for the last two years

Every stairway is potentially the stairway to heaven if one is ...

2026-08-10T08:19:08Z

Every stairway is potentially the stairway to heaven if one is clumsy enough

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2026-08-10T08:13:03Z

surely one more pipeline punch will fix it, just the one more!

how to spot a letter from father: nobody else would write the ...

2026-08-06T21:05:05Z

how to spot a letter from father: nobody else would write the country name in 3 languages

oh my GODS I can’t set a static IP on German locales ...

2026-07-26T15:01:42Z

oh my GODS I can’t set a static IP on German locales

Ich bin gerade in Linie Circle nach Paddington Station! ...

2026-07-06T15:43:08Z

Ich bin gerade in Linie Circle nach Paddington Station! #NowTräwelling https://traewelling.de/status/8349416

tram tracks are not supposed to do that ...

2026-06-28T15:10:57Z

tram tracks are not supposed to do that

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2026-06-23T20:17:29Z

RIP GSM-R in Germany

Do you work for a public transport company in Europe (or anywhere ...

2026-06-20T15:40:54Z

Do you work for a public transport company in Europe (or anywhere else in the world for that matter)? The EU wants to hear from you!

As part of a project to create a unified standard for public transport ticketing across Europe, allowing a single ticket to be sold from anywhere to anywhere, we'd like to collect as much information as possible on what transport products currently exists. With enough information, we hope to be able to write a standard that covers every edge case.

If you'd like to help us, you can [download our questionnaire here](https://bt4pt.eu/questionnaire.pdf ). More information: https://bt4pt.eu

Please boost and share!

SIFA SIFA SIFA SIFA Zwangsbremsung

2026-06-11T04:49:27Z

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SIFA SIFA SIFA SIFA Zwangsbremsung

we have managed one (1) journey before stadler have had to run up ...

2026-06-11T04:37:43Z

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we have managed one (1) journey before stadler have had to run up and down the train trying to get it to start again

usual mix of press, nerds, and confused passengers on the first ...

2026-06-11T04:14:17Z

usual mix of press, nerds, and confused passengers on the first run of the new SaarBahn trains

I was told to post this #gpn24 ...

2026-06-06T18:34:26Z

I was told to post this #gpn24

only the finest telephony wiring at the hacksaar ...

2026-06-02T22:00:09Z

only the finest telephony wiring at the hacksaar

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2026-06-01T09:46:18Z

LGV: Lignes à Grande Verspätung

OH: “I’ve just started HRT, any tips?” “Get a Sauerkraut ...

2026-05-29T20:29:14Z

OH: “I’ve just started HRT, any tips?”
“Get a Sauerkraut and/or pickle subscription”

DB cancelled vegan currywurst friendship with ICE ended, day ...

2026-05-29T09:46:31Z

DB cancelled vegan currywurst

friendship with ICE ended, day ruined, time for the revolution!

Newtons lesser known 4th law: a DB train will stay stationary ...

2026-05-29T07:15:25Z

Newtons lesser known 4th law: a DB train will stay stationary until acted upon by a large enough force (the threat of even more delay payouts)

how it’s going ...

2026-05-28T21:17:18Z

how it’s going

Saarbrücken Messebahnhof. Keine Züge hier seit 2006. ...

2026-05-24T16:31:19Z

Saarbrücken Messebahnhof. Keine Züge hier seit 2006.

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2026-05-23T08:39:38Z

Warum schützt Arbeitsschutzkleidung nicht vor der Arbeit

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2026-05-22T15:03:39Z

OH: “are you talking about Star Wars or the UK”

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2026-05-22T07:27:11Z

.oO(we should call libraries data centres to get VC funding)

it amuses and confuses me greatly that the most convenient place ...

2026-05-19T19:43:00Z

it amuses and confuses me greatly that the most convenient place to get my birth certificate translated to German was... the ADAC?!

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2026-05-18T19:10:02Z

OH: “have you tried measuring your dates in metric?”

thank FUCK about that ESC result and boo Germany for giving 12 ...

2026-05-16T23:05:23Z

thank FUCK about that ESC result

and boo Germany for giving 12 points to Israel

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2026-05-12T09:10:28Z

no autocarrot don’t correct Wikipedia.org to Wikipedia.orgy

today in Bahn: driver failed to stop correctly and dropped me off ...

2026-05-09T20:23:12Z

today in Bahn: driver failed to stop correctly and dropped me off in the 6-foot

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2026-04-28T06:46:46Z

Ed Balls

prohibition on trains, on what tracks exactly??? ...

2026-04-25T10:44:43Z

prohibition on trains, on what tracks exactly???

took 4 hours of pub crawl for the Q to be clocked as not native ...

2026-04-23T21:59:09Z

took 4 hours of pub crawl for the Q to be clocked as not native German; success???

wtf why does macOS sometimes use the Welsh alphabet and sometimes ...

2026-04-20T10:49:01Z

wtf why does macOS sometimes use the Welsh alphabet and sometimes the German alphabet when previewing fonts

The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea has been a disaster ...

2026-04-12T10:09:45Z

The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea has been a disaster for the human race

I don't want to know what's happening on the backend to ...

2026-04-10T09:56:04Z

I don't want to know what's happening on the backend to require this

Unfortunate name ...

2026-03-28T13:29:27Z

Unfortunate name

normal after hours office activities: making stickers ...

2026-03-17T19:35:52Z

normal after hours office activities: making stickers

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2026-03-10T00:55:30Z

found the best cuckstoel: staring straight at first class ...

2026-03-06T19:04:06Z

found the best cuckstoel: staring straight at first class

Approximately 15 months after submittng FoI requests for the UK ...

2026-02-28T11:02:21Z

Approximately 15 months after submittng FoI requests for the UK Railway's Barcoded Ticketing specifications, I've just managed to settle the appeal on the cases (on a Saturday of all days).

So, presenting for your reading enjoyment, some PDFs that the Government really didn't want me to get until the last minute: https://magicalcodewit.ch/rsp-specs/

server rack in da lift do do do ...

2026-02-20T08:45:26Z

server rack in da lift do do do

beeper terrorising the SBB ...

2026-02-15T23:24:48Z

beeper terrorising the SBB

TL;DR on the new EU regulation on railway telematics: all ...

2026-02-13T10:08:07Z

TL;DR on the new EU regulation on railway telematics: all information on railway transport, including fares, ticketing rules, timetables, realtime positions, etc will have to be made available under EUPL or Creative Commons terms

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A32026R0253

nope

2026-02-10T07:56:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…7qr8
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nope

Hell yeah kagi socks ...

2026-02-09T22:49:59Z

Hell yeah kagi socks

old SNCF logo lets gooooo ...

2026-02-08T11:49:35Z

old SNCF logo lets gooooo

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2026-01-31T12:12:35Z

13:12

might’ve just heard the worst possible idea at FOSDEM: “LLMs ...

2026-01-31T10:53:00Z

might’ve just heard the worst possible idea at FOSDEM: “LLMs for automated train driving”

sane thing to find in a breaker panel ...

2026-01-27T17:58:28Z

sane thing to find in a breaker panel

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2026-01-21T20:29:10Z

Pudding mit Gabelstapler essen

<- idiot who had too much monsti during the day and then ...

2026-01-20T21:20:13Z

<- idiot who had too much monsti during the day and then needed a nap from the stim crash

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2026-01-14T20:19:26Z

OH: “your accent is generic Eastern European gay person”

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2025-12-15T19:41:55Z

noises are good, except when they're not good

further evidence that Bielefeld is nothing but a field ...

2025-12-14T13:57:47Z

further evidence that Bielefeld is nothing but a field

changing the dialect of a website based on the IP prefix c.f. ...

2025-12-10T22:07:05Z

changing the dialect of a website based on the IP prefix

c.f. “IPv6 für die öffentliche Verwaltung Deutschlands — Adresskonzept und Eckpunkte der Organisation” https://www.it-planungsrat.de/fileadmin/beschluesse/2011/Beschluss2011-04_Bericht_IpV6.pdf

have discovered that the saarland lets you fax your emergency to ...

2025-12-07T19:58:38Z

have discovered that the saarland lets you fax your emergency to 112

this feels violently german, but also useful for those hard of hearing

out of context wikipedia ...

2025-11-14T19:23:09Z

out of context wikipedia

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2025-11-10T23:53:00Z

OH: “Geschlechtsersatztverkehr“

its fucking 2025 people, what is this nonsense! ...

2025-11-10T15:29:00Z

its fucking 2025 people, what is this nonsense!

> We previously noted to you in our letter dated 13 March 2025 ...

2025-10-09T14:18:33Z

> We previously noted to you in our letter dated 13 March 2025 that, as ScotRail is not accredited by the RDG to provide ticketing services, we do not have access to the security keys. Further investigation has determined that this is not the case. The specifications are held by RDG on a centralised system (accessible by RDG members) to which we have identified that a limited number of ScotRail staff do have access.

lol, what a response

at some point someone will have questions about my desk ...

2025-10-08T15:37:12Z

at some point someone will have questions about my desk

awawawake but at what cost

2025-10-08T07:48:55Z

awawawake
but at what cost

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2025-10-06T20:26:35Z

meow

oh amazing DB Museum Nürnberg has an exhibition on the history ...

2025-10-03T10:09:53Z

oh amazing DB Museum Nürnberg has an exhibition on the history of train toilets

personally, I would’ve considered that a shit subject for a museum

the shit I find in random corners of my basement ...

2025-10-01T21:30:04Z

the shit I find in random corners of my basement

why do nazis always seem to end up in positions of power in the ...

2025-09-29T19:10:26Z

why do nazis always seem to end up in positions of power in the worst way possible; having a thing against me personally existing in the same space is new though

gonna stop calling things illegal and instead call them ...

2025-09-23T08:29:04Z

gonna stop calling things illegal and instead call them legal-adjacent

DB what the fuck is this font ...

2025-09-22T16:00:02Z

DB what the fuck is this font

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2025-09-17T15:37:58Z

unstonks https://bahnblogstelle.com/238629/bericht-deutschlandticket-koennte-bald-64-euro-kosten/

I love Germany because nobody judges you for drinking beer on the ...

2025-09-12T23:22:17Z

I love Germany because nobody judges you for drinking beer on the tram

yes, him

2025-09-10T21:31:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…hap2
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yes, him

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2025-09-10T21:08:19Z

facist down!

In hindsight, I maybe should’ve budgeted more time for *suing ...

2025-09-02T17:32:55Z

In hindsight, I maybe should’ve budgeted more time for *suing the government*

currently committing the cardinal sin of rolling my own crypto ...

2025-08-27T19:37:07Z

currently committing the cardinal sin of rolling my own crypto

(trust me, I know what I'm doing)