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  <title>Nostr notes by :niggablingcat: Mister Łister :blingcat:</title>
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    <name>:niggablingcat: Mister Łister :blingcat:</name>
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      <title type="html">Welp I got my quarterly bonus which means I can&amp;#39;t bitch about ...</title>
    
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      Welp I got my quarterly bonus which means I can&amp;#39;t bitch about my job for the next while (it&amp;#39;s a nice bonus)
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    <updated>2026-10-29T20:12:44Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">That ozempic pussy got me questioning my life choices ...</title>
    
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      That ozempic pussy got me questioning my life choices 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-29T15:23:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;someone unironcally shared an asmongold react clip ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;someone unironcally shared an asmongold react clip&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/c2/1f/86/c21f86e8e2a72720a349b8b08162b5ee797586690ffd8e63feb9fd0fc54a4858.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-29T13:59:13Z</updated>
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      No offense, but you&amp;#39;re not even worth subpoasting about
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    <updated>2026-10-29T12:52:23Z</updated>
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      No offense, but you&amp;#39;re not even worth subpoasting about
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    <updated>2026-10-29T12:10:34Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">What if John Darksouls actually likes soup he&amp;#39;s just that ...</title>
    
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      What if John Darksouls actually likes soup he&amp;#39;s just that commited to being the punching bag of fedi
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    <updated>2026-10-28T18:55:48Z</updated>
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      I got soup for lunch 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-28T15:50:58Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">MOOOOOOM WOODSHOP IS HARRASING AUTISTIC PEOPLE ON THE TL ...</title>
    
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      MOOOOOOM WOODSHOP IS HARRASING AUTISTIC PEOPLE ON THE TL AGAAAAAAIN
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    <updated>2026-10-28T15:07:21Z</updated>
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      HAHAHA A SOUPSOUL HOW DID I NOT COME UP WITH THAT
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    <updated>2026-10-28T13:15:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tomorrow I&amp;#39;m going to break into Johnathon Darksouls&amp;#39; ...</title>
    
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      Tomorrow I&amp;#39;m going to break into Johnathon Darksouls&amp;#39; apartment when he&amp;#39;s at work and just place cans of soup everywhere, one in a sock drawer and in a sock itself even, one in the toilet bowl, I&amp;#39;m going to steal his shampoo and replace it with a can of soup, one in his drawer of miscellaneous things, one on top of his computer, under his couch fuck it I&amp;#39;ll throw a few in his freezer for good measure
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    <updated>2026-10-27T23:05:29Z</updated>
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      Engineer more leik enginigger
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    <updated>2026-10-27T20:45:08Z</updated>
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      Not everything is a subpost take your meds
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    <updated>2026-10-27T17:44:55Z</updated>
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      Is chili a soup and is Johnathan Darksouls scared of it
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    <updated>2026-10-27T17:23:03Z</updated>
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      Thinking of soup for lunch
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    <updated>2026-10-27T15:52:57Z</updated>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspafnjakh2a3k75fphyyfvkyk0tkhv9kcq3jckc25r7yt2e86lusqgjt4gk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…t4gk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1scc9rxme0tjknd4qjyewe8wh80sgmt5k7gvradujcl8hw8ean78sk5jts8&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;:asukaPout: Shinji Ihorny :gentoo: :pbr:&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1scc…jts8&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/61/59/70/615970c9d71a3ac35318d4f2f0f5b192c60a9bad1c156626f2fb89bdf43905f8.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-27T14:19:52Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">German excellence is coming into a thread to be an autistic ...</title>
    
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      German excellence is coming into a thread to be an autistic sperg, and when you get push back on your bad manners you respond with gore emojis
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    <updated>2026-10-27T13:46:21Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m just going to say it because it&amp;#39;s 1 am so nobody is ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m just going to say it because it&amp;#39;s 1 am so nobody is going to read it&lt;br/&gt;I don&amp;#39;t like that the whole &amp;#34;goth girl&amp;#34; aesthetic went mainstream. As someone who hit puberty while getting into metalcore at the same time and falling head over heals for scene girls I saw on the internet and irl I find it disgusting that what was supposed to be a unique subculture that filtered out the normies got mainstreamed. And it got mainstreamed cause everything sucks so much fucking ass right now and the whole &amp;#34;goth&amp;#34; aesthetic is supposed to reflect that but like it really falls flat because being whimsy and silly is the &amp;#34;counter culture&amp;#34; now.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/27/94/80/27948022a046e5c2d9791f738352d2fb986273f10c5b3ee67c90ed107234bc5c.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-26T04:57:43Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">WE ARE MEATMAAAAAAAN WE CARRY THE RESUMEEEE</title>
    
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      WE ARE MEATMAAAAAAAN&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WE CARRY THE RESUMEEEE
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    <updated>2026-10-24T15:14:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tomorrow we&amp;#39;re sending people who don&amp;#39;t crop their phone ...</title>
    
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      Tomorrow we&amp;#39;re sending people who don&amp;#39;t crop their phone screenshots to the penis explosion chamber
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    <updated>2026-10-23T20:36:41Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs998rqzwsh06zjn0ragfc6wgqpmyvrjjyxrh7rqkylz6aahtmgxrgzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs0r4r79</title>
    
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      Not falling for that bait :cat_zoom:
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    <updated>2026-10-23T18:46:40Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Sorry boss I can&amp;#39;t fucking stop farting I think I should be ...</title>
    
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      Sorry boss I can&amp;#39;t fucking stop farting I think I should be able to leave early
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    <updated>2026-10-23T16:28:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Don&amp;#39;t tell Columbo man but I have never played a mass effect ...</title>
    
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      Don&amp;#39;t tell Columbo man but I have never played a mass effect game
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    <updated>2026-10-22T23:07:58Z</updated>
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      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/5f/41/fe/5f41fe694df9e5afdfad40bf74d83b85d359a11ba614a4361cb01cda565cf445.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-22T12:51:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Going to get cans that are similar to ones for sardines and then ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstxygsjgccmem9ryq83d4xna24yrfxcfv2c3flvm3wpk68jjz6zsszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsj40y0v" />
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      Going to get cans that are similar to ones for sardines and then wrap them in gold foil to make em look like gold bars and then put em in a box with some rocks so its heavy then ship that box to John Darksoul and when he opens it he&amp;#39;ll be like &amp;#34; :poggers2: gold&amp;#34; but then he&amp;#39;ll realize they&amp;#39;re actually just cans so he&amp;#39;ll go &amp;#34;Well I hope it&amp;#39;s actually some of the premium canned fish you can get&amp;#34; and he&amp;#39;ll open one only to find soup in there because I put soup in there
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    <updated>2026-10-22T11:45:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;point out a podcast race nigger is carrying water for niggers ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;point out a podcast race nigger is carrying water for niggers being niggers in France&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;get hit with le epic &amp;#34;french people aren&amp;#39;t white xDDDDDDDDD&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;it comes with an NCD hottub&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m tired, Piłsudski&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/34/6c/15/346c1578da1e5389b64e8c3381a365c917c5992cd073a67066d4a55c9c104d83.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-22T03:02:09Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs05cz7rh7h58385eda7s5cdmz5v38gxcllgnmtvq38wzjem2h0lrszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzschmh84</title>
    
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      If you deny SS (Soup Supremacy) we&amp;#39;re sending
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    <updated>2026-10-21T16:13:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqspdz4cyt3tv7l643vanh6cgayxsqqakk3c3z27vm76rzudx4w5lwczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsfmgm6p</title>
    
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      Wait hold on soup has 4 letters did we
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    <updated>2026-10-21T14:09:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs2zg3xdt96jtp8pn59u6vjj7v3jve3hy2zsxygmdtrjhkvea0ttqgzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzst9kft4</title>
    
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      Soup. That&amp;#39;s it. That&amp;#39;s
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    <updated>2026-10-21T13:10:18Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsw6ynk5vy7f8hnju80knpuquxw0fkfzjqfqjlh7uu2z5mn2zka45czyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs8we4vm</title>
    
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      Has anyone ever thought to
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    <updated>2026-10-21T05:06:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs9szenn8wr97kdcluh53lu8565yv2sdu5nsl4vzpkem8xyy4v7rsgzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs0m2jzm</title>
    
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      Go go gadget soup spoon
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    <updated>2026-10-21T02:09:05Z</updated>
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      Lil gup thinks he can shmeckle his way out of this one
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    <updated>2026-10-21T02:06:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Fedi writing contest to see who can fit the most amount of bits ...</title>
    
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      Fedi writing contest to see who can fit the most amount of bits in a cohesive post
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    <updated>2026-10-20T22:04:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">You&amp;#39;ll cowards Don&amp;#39;t even slurp soup Wahts up with that</title>
    
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      You&amp;#39;ll cowards&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don&amp;#39;t even slurp soup&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wahts up with that
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    <updated>2026-10-20T21:54:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Tomorrow they&amp;#39;re releasing a soup that turns you into a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsprfywyxam8m3lgc23y98948th4cnk9sq9xfg0uhs2d58shhvuwkszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsgrv77z" />
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      Tomorrow they&amp;#39;re releasing a soup that turns you into a Chinese groyper guy who subposts
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    <updated>2026-10-20T21:21:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      LIL GUP IS YELLING AT SOUP 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-20T18:55:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">&amp;#34;What&amp;#39;re you going to do?! GORM me?!?&amp;#34; -man who got ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs290ud20gy2a54yenpquupsmy68f9xsysx9sgepxam7r6jnnj99fqzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs6q4ran" />
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      &amp;#34;What&amp;#39;re you going to do?! GORM me?!?&amp;#34; -man who got gormed
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    <updated>2026-10-20T18:46:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs0zpszcnrxe7uetetew3j2ydef9szqdcpa6p6c3k3ums6ylqej65qzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsy8dgz5</title>
    
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      Man who gorms first gets the early soup groyper
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    <updated>2026-10-20T18:21:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Claude, find me a girl that will let me eat soup out of her ...</title>
    
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      Claude, find me a girl that will let me eat soup out of her armpits. Make no mistakes
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    <updated>2026-10-20T17:50:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs04c7923qda6q7rt26e50p867jzu2c8q3eamxflxw62d0mdj9cjpszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsyhx8cj</title>
    
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      She soup on my soup till I soup
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-20T17:43:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstzrkp5h58zzwumeuakc78m86zneyvk77ezj3qxtruqanr0h9s83szyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsvqtnkv</title>
    
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      What if we had soup at the barcade with our IPA&amp;#39;s
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    <updated>2026-10-20T17:38:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs84h7qmq8s8cwzyy0a75zs6r08agrn60cuqwwsjf60hlje67qqruqzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs4uvsrp</title>
    
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      Frijkc you guys in gorfin to go ged sum soup
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    <updated>2026-10-20T15:42:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsr3kvld74evxgw2g2uw6rw5rv9gyj0378aaq737rzmdr407ctt75qzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzspa54ja</title>
    
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      I could really fucks with some soup Rn ong fr no cap
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    <updated>2026-10-20T14:56:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR ...</title>
    
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      <title type="html">The fucking nigger on the other team picked aatrox which I wanted ...</title>
    
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      The fucking nigger on the other team picked aatrox which I wanted to play so I picked the fucking dog(nasus) and raped their team&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/f1/0d/51/f10d513972f66d3cfdd5bf091137ff1dd746a3531984562a6aafa4398974b17d.png&#34;&gt; 
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      <title type="html">Just picked up Keldorn, time to go deal with the Cult of the ...</title>
    
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      Just picked up Keldorn, time to go deal with the Cult of the Unseeing (I&amp;#39;m going to get raped by beholders) :cats_dance:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/07/6b/37/076b379d9a7baf083e85ddacd98dada02a9675af13c4307663cbc8e5bdc48039.JPG&#34;&gt;https://i.poastcdn.org/07/6b/37/076b379d9a7baf083e85ddacd98dada02a9675af13c4307663cbc8e5bdc48039.JPG&lt;/a&gt;
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      <title type="html">Guy who sat has ass down and watched the whole gay niggers from ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-15T18:34:26Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Chat should I keep Minsc in me party or kick him out for Keldorn ...</title>
    
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      Chat should I keep Minsc in me party or kick him out for Keldorn&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/d3/0b/19/d30b19ef4f85026f9347377b599d2ccbca1319d39d745db9a5ae33dc92c9ef99.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/9d/87/a0/9d87a0cea24a5ac1135919dd0e9e9cf3390e03c17983c427baa225ea89529f50.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-14T01:58:15Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Bro is out of the loop on a subpoast ...</title>
    
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      Bro is out of the loop on a subpoast 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-13T18:20:40Z</updated>
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      Bro thinks he&amp;#39;s him 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-13T18:20:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Bro is having a cozy morning/afternoon ...</title>
    
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      Bro is having a cozy morning/afternoon 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-13T18:12:52Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Bro is kicking Lil gup while he&amp;#39;s logged out ...</title>
    
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      Bro is kicking Lil gup while he&amp;#39;s logged out 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-13T18:12:25Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsr9c3ep9zum03jvuvdhz80w5sfrn6fyd87t7g97975tjn4thflzaczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs8fhfy3</title>
    
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      Bro tagged lil gup 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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    <updated>2026-10-13T18:05:17Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Is there a pdf viewer out there that&amp;#39;s also free and ...</title>
    
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      Is there a pdf viewer out there that&amp;#39;s also free and doesn&amp;#39;t take ALMOST A FUCKING GIGABYTR OF MEMORY WHILE RUNNING
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    <updated>2026-10-13T16:46:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Is it pronounced bay-jaxx or bah-jaxx or does it not matter cause ...</title>
    
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      Is it pronounced bay-jaxx or bah-jaxx or does it not matter cause he&amp;#39;s just a cat
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    <updated>2026-10-13T12:36:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I am genuinely upset with how warm this autumn has been like ...</title>
    
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      I am genuinely upset with how warm this autumn has been like WHERE THE FUCK ARE COOL AND CRISP MORNINGS AND EVENINGS FUCKING JEWS AND THEIR FUCKING WEATHER MACHINES
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    <updated>2026-10-13T12:34:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s been such a fat minute since I played I decided to start ...</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s been such a fat minute since I played I decided to start a new run in BG2 and I&amp;#39;ll decide after some time whether it&amp;#39;s worth it to just keep it pushing with this run or to go back to the old run even though there are some problems with that run and I have almost no clue where I&amp;#39;m at&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/54/28/aa/5428aa29f1bb6f69c7ac4464792d16fee64279521f555f6fb83056a1ff40559b.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-13T01:23:10Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">My manager is out of the office all week. Probably going to leave ...</title>
    
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      My manager is out of the office all week. Probably going to leave extra early all week.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/8c/44/40/8c444046bdd4a322d53f3ac7a10b36d03fae43604b91f395e407cc7f82816fd3.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-12T15:00:39Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxv33x4zsdwc8j67d4jjpsqpsmswcjamtfwk446rtejtvnyn9eajgzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzst97tm3</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-12T12:02:14Z</updated>
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      My family got me a robo vacuum for my birthday :blingcat:
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    <updated>2026-10-11T19:32:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">BREAKING: Community in uproar after it is revealed that beloved ...</title>
    
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      BREAKING: Community in uproar after it is revealed that beloved local &amp;#34;John Darksoul&amp;#34; has never completed a &amp;#34;Dark Souls&amp;#34; game
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    <updated>2026-10-10T00:21:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">BREAKING STORY: Woodshop and theorytoe walked into a local bar. ...</title>
    
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      BREAKING STORY: Woodshop and theorytoe walked into a local bar. Woodshop asked him &amp;#34;No offense, but are you the hacker?&amp;#34; Theorytoe raped him
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    <updated>2026-10-09T23:02:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Local man BEATEN to death with bricks and hammers by local guys ...</title>
    
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      Local man BEATEN to death with bricks and hammers by local guys who groyp for subpoasting to meta ingly
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    <updated>2026-10-09T22:20:15Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">No offense pretty lady, but if you stayed over at my place after ...</title>
    
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      No offense pretty lady, but if you stayed over at my place after a fun night out and I made you a breakfast in bed, would you like my smegma on the toast or the pancakes?
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    <updated>2026-10-09T20:55:53Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">How many subposts could a subpost subpoast if a subpost could ...</title>
    
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      How many subposts could a subpost subpoast if a subpost could subpoast
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    <updated>2026-10-09T20:44:43Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs2z9r44gnujwvc0tte0sjjxwhnu6re6dd2j85q2mh2yym22vlscdszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsf20da5</title>
    
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      I don&amp;#39;t either
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    <updated>2026-10-09T19:46:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">OG Karma is back in League Classic and all feels right because I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvpq6f88secrdv4k60vznthq2v2jar7z5u49q6zwvjankzwjphz7gzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsduwu04" />
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      OG Karma is back in League Classic and all feels right because I can bring a &amp;#34;support&amp;#34; champion into mid lane again 🥰&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/c2/e7/f9/c2e7f9af57cca687bf71dcb90e724437801d005a6fa2bc9309e8d4cd5243607f.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-09T02:11:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs2cym9k30c7wv39m8np4ykjcaej00cmc4y9j0sx9ec2h7m8d5ztgczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzskrf4pd</title>
    
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      Johnathan COALsouls
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    <updated>2026-10-08T16:09:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw6xyudx9z2nnff07afm6s8a4q0j5fd8qgt3v74lah6smyu478wugzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsa6txe8</id>
    
      <title type="html">I wouldn&amp;#39;t be surprised if the Scene girl fad was a glow-op ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw6xyudx9z2nnff07afm6s8a4q0j5fd8qgt3v74lah6smyu478wugzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsa6txe8" />
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      I wouldn&amp;#39;t be surprised if the Scene girl fad was a glow-op to push for Metalcore Online. They&amp;#39;re gonna tell young angsty teens &amp;#34;dye your hair black and go to listen to The Devil Wears Prada, Bullet for my Valentine and the like, and you&amp;#39;re gonna get your own Scene girl gf&amp;#34;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/23/9e/26/239e26b490dca55824e231492c702b18707ca3ac22d4ce969a4ecec3d326b8ba.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-08T13:49:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">A friend of mine who works in Russia has just sent me a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdaqu0xjv4mgvhewds8rg40v5ke4ypmm45pfzre3gvg4uqzwg9k7czyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsrnvnrv" />
    <content type="html">
      A friend of mine who works in Russia has just sent me a voicemail: St Petersburg is going into lockdown tomorrow because of the plauge outbreak. Not joking.
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    <updated>2026-10-07T17:08:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf7v8p4arx0gex6rlmeukxl307ujt8qjffhmw7r7xhfz8n0ra774szyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsnpsnds</id>
    
      <title type="html">We be out here Cutting trees &amp;#39;n shiet ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf7v8p4arx0gex6rlmeukxl307ujt8qjffhmw7r7xhfz8n0ra774szyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsnpsnds" />
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      We be out here&lt;br/&gt;Cutting trees &amp;#39;n shiet&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/69/c2/17/69c21779ad35967f40d4e958609ada2146241b1e39c1540b2cc190ca00f1dca2.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-07T00:43:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqszgxnq2tg5an2mlnkt7esvvnwc74hlvwuy6gw3pf3j8kuq2p23mtczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs6dldde</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      IS HE ACTUALLY BAITING FOR A THIRD DOGPILE LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-06T21:45:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqyxy7pdvzvwwur3pavgyaymtmvwgv7ezdvxwx02n6mqnfar2082czyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs32g3av</id>
    
      <title type="html">Whoa whoa whoa the german sperg is being anti-social AGAIN!?! ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqyxy7pdvzvwwur3pavgyaymtmvwgv7ezdvxwx02n6mqnfar2082czyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs32g3av" />
    <content type="html">
      Whoa whoa whoa the german sperg is being anti-social AGAIN!?!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/9e/d0/15/9ed015842fbba57e8934cf4b906b6d08873a5c9cc608bb6d151c47191808c371.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-06T16:36:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsypfp2gfjthxy8uvkpeymtj8fuxe4k4g3c4rq4npdxmxh4jxnqa6qzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs0qnt3n</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsypfp2gfjthxy8uvkpeymtj8fuxe4k4g3c4rq4npdxmxh4jxnqa6qzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs0qnt3n" />
    <content type="html">
      Why do so many russians have big cats again
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    <updated>2026-10-06T15:27:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspqvdrvt6em8cg2fsz9nyccdwf4xttzpahyjlkayj55fvmvgh988szyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsqughw5</id>
    
      <title type="html">They had a large barge with a radio tower antenna on it that they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspqvdrvt6em8cg2fsz9nyccdwf4xttzpahyjlkayj55fvmvgh988szyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsqughw5" />
    <content type="html">
      They had a large barge with a radio tower antenna on it that they would charge up and discharge
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    <updated>2026-10-06T12:08:33Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgpjjcl7htj5ttw862s636sn6x0ygvmnkl6g0ayhngvjxwf2vlurczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsjca5xw</id>
    
      <title type="html">Grok, generate me a picture of malfoid wearing a Maga hat while ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgpjjcl7htj5ttw862s636sn6x0ygvmnkl6g0ayhngvjxwf2vlurczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsjca5xw" />
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      Grok, generate me a picture of malfoid wearing a Maga hat while casting her ballot for republicans in the upcoming midterms. Tag Myles and the retards from DRC that argued with him for 5 days. Make no mistakes
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-05T16:53:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx9zcf7aujsnd436yuhh6dn3f2aegzd0zs83jxw02hvk6p4468k5qzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs8cdwzj</id>
    
      <title type="html">The important question that isn&amp;#39;t being asked is would ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx9zcf7aujsnd436yuhh6dn3f2aegzd0zs83jxw02hvk6p4468k5qzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzs8cdwzj" />
    <content type="html">
      The important question that isn&amp;#39;t being asked is would malfoid give you a footjob under the table at the barcade while your sipping on a cool IPA
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-05T14:44:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxqzcq3emuqqeqgywuxplktrlz9ulakq2kssavvygjxywar4kfs8czyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsg2tdm6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Harry Potter and the philosopher&amp;#39;s jelq Harry Potter and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxqzcq3emuqqeqgywuxplktrlz9ulakq2kssavvygjxywar4kfs8czyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsg2tdm6" />
    <content type="html">
      Harry Potter and the philosopher&amp;#39;s jelq&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Harry Potter and chamber of gooning&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Harry Potter and the Jelqer of Azcabam&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Harry Potter and the Goblet of Jelq&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Harry Potter and the order of the Jelqing&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Harry Potter and the half blooded gooner &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Harry Potter and the Deathly Gooning
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    <updated>2026-10-05T13:55:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspur4vzunahtc44q90hgsnc06gqkx2u5kdz4nhdpsyljpu0sglvxgzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsxft58f</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqspur4vzunahtc44q90hgsnc06gqkx2u5kdz4nhdpsyljpu0sglvxgzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsxft58f</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspur4vzunahtc44q90hgsnc06gqkx2u5kdz4nhdpsyljpu0sglvxgzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsxft58f" />
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      Is we actually going to hellthread over Harry Potter
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    <updated>2026-10-05T13:03:37Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8se0hg5ctmapthzcl0ccvvu30ndw0nnta8p2r639agcr6mrgwzfczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsr3pxln</id>
    
      <title type="html">Idk why I expected anything different I&amp;#39;m practically being ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8se0hg5ctmapthzcl0ccvvu30ndw0nnta8p2r639agcr6mrgwzfczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsr3pxln" />
    <content type="html">
      Idk why I expected anything different I&amp;#39;m practically being notif raped rn
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-02T17:36:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfmzk5w2wwtmh3s4y6qqy5eqkch7d92xd5agp4v769h9ztun3vtwszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsh6ykwz</id>
    
      <title type="html">I will NEVER apologize for my overuse of :niggablingcat: and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfmzk5w2wwtmh3s4y6qqy5eqkch7d92xd5agp4v769h9ztun3vtwszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsh6ykwz" />
    <content type="html">
      I will NEVER apologize for my overuse of  :niggablingcat:  and :blingcat:
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    <updated>2026-10-02T13:02:41Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyvgrj6mtvt9tytlyu2avpsfv7tyvkcryxc92ln060rl4yjtyv2dszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsz3mlyu</id>
    
      <title type="html">:niggafat1: :niggafat2: :niggafat3: :niggafat4: :niggafat5: ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyvgrj6mtvt9tytlyu2avpsfv7tyvkcryxc92ln060rl4yjtyv2dszyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsz3mlyu" />
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      :niggafat1: :niggafat2: :niggafat3: &lt;br/&gt;:niggafat4: :niggafat5: :niggafat6: &lt;br/&gt;:niggafat7: :niggafat8: :niggafat9:
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    <updated>2026-10-01T23:53:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Spoppy time ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgaj2mx6289rl3pj5w6kccfvwqe3y424nswkzyfusa09gxcpmr6hczyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzss4emte" />
    <content type="html">
      Spoppy time&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/84/0b/36/840b36c9a31478b74a478cc343424224d5f6115d9a4cfd7cc2e0333967f56a63.PNG&#34;&gt;https://i.poastcdn.org/84/0b/36/840b36c9a31478b74a478cc343424224d5f6115d9a4cfd7cc2e0333967f56a63.PNG&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-01T01:37:12Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">
      I&amp;#39;m beginning to think this Woodshop fellow loves black pussy
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    <updated>2026-09-30T22:12:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">&amp;#34;Democrats are the real racists&amp;#34; implies that Republicans ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswg322h3f0r8ze2wvlpcpfq0j2zg9wku0nq0vs4xducs8ms2kfhdqzyqv6myj97d8cjlc0649x4letxlqszx4y4r6kj95770w8ed7uahkzsgypqg6" />
    <content type="html">
      &amp;#34;Democrats are the real racists&amp;#34; implies that Republicans are the real libtards
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    <updated>2026-09-30T16:45:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Waiting for someone to have a Weedle-tier crash out over the ...</title>
    
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