2026-11-03T19:09:18Z https://nostr.now Recovering Iron Pencil Statue :lapis: :big_challenges: https://nostr.now/npub1rtd5k9yk7m06yuyf73qscf7ndz8hjf90awupzgj4mg08gkl8tjkqswf7ar https://pool.jortage.com/elekkxyz/accounts/avatars/000/027/364/original/bdec346e16cb074c.jpeg https://pool.jortage.com/elekkxyz/accounts/avatars/000/027/364/original/bdec346e16cb074c.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxk2hcvq444v4mq9ypyy20g8403v2lu0jftg65ylcppww5yh7hn5gzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c4lq3lf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfnmyfvlxwtrwuuyc4pmz6kxz9xrkdz27z30lx63dtpkydcjqqs4qydv796'>nevent1q…v796</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I LOVE this it looks so painting-like! 2026-10-07T16:11:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspz0u22vvluaj0p88cghc5a68w8mxqk2jj6lv3mxgaa5p4qgn2rkqzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c8pd6s2 In Case you needed a reminder (or a reminder of what a mood it is) for what day of the week it is<br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/elekkxyz/media_attachments/files/117/241/357/094/807/387/original/8f018f4a7084a1cf.png"> <br/> 2026-09-09T13:40:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv6h734d6wqdl5yq5vsvdc4hxsr58plp4vqkdu65y2h4vqwjcdfrczyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cld2nv8 Reminders for y&#39;all:&lt;li&gt;drink water&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;stretch&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;refill your water-bottle&lt;/li&gt; 2026-07-03T21:51:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspjy3znpjgzszwpksn4nrqy2dpuyvfqa7f7emuv2zc6tpxde4vmlgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cucq604 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxegqw7pckcfqtfyt0altsfpwl5c57a20g7exwkkac2kmmgt73ulsy93f2l'>nevent1q…3f2l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You know. When we mention Jizz. <br/><br/>They&#39;re being covered with SEED.<br/><br/>that&#39;s literally old romance novel terminology<br/><br/>So the Seed-Jizz makes sense In this essay I will<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:21:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxegqw7pckcfqtfyt0altsfpwl5c57a20g7exwkkac2kmmgt73ulszyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cq5shfs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg4vkgzjh78qswcdcrhkve33y5n0894n4wpgx4yfzfl2rrmczp4lgqkuwse'>nevent1q…uwse</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How could Frank be so selfish they&#39;re probably in a water crisis rn (sorry that&#39;s too real)<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:20:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg4vkgzjh78qswcdcrhkve33y5n0894n4wpgx4yfzfl2rrmczp4lgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cc6xjxt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswx44zsnlnman8gjk8va7nv4daszr9j0t23z3uee3tqws8ezmdv3g6frsld'>nevent1q…rsld</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>KATAMARI DAMACY <br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:18:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswx44zsnlnman8gjk8va7nv4daszr9j0t23z3uee3tqws8ezmdv3gzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cu8eqrp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfrq4gqpn8ykhfyyqjy0r7hgg0rkdcuv5su5s7ks22jnp7fpw6fcgdcxdfp'>nevent1q…xdfp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Okay the &#34;Hot Cider&#34; is definitely about him being an alcoholic.<br/><br/>I genuinely got confused because who drinks cider cold????<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:15:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfrq4gqpn8ykhfyyqjy0r7hgg0rkdcuv5su5s7ks22jnp7fpw6fcgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2csklsl4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv79gswzepzpad37rgfqc655gnvutfzyhn88w0476lxa4xyxh63lcn3tcq4'>nevent1q…tcq4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You know when I think about it, now that things are growing in spring / summer, this is the perfect movie to think about the cycle of germination and plant propagation<br/><br/>It&#39;s EDUtainment really<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:13:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv79gswzepzpad37rgfqc655gnvutfzyhn88w0476lxa4xyxh63lczyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cwd5326 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqaauu0qqqgrxdhpjq76grrhzg8cvqp20nhxnj90ejnss9x92g8dqn2nf2d'>nevent1q…nf2d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>OH it&#39;s a weird-ass flower<br/><br/>I thought he was stupid enough to poke a wasp&#39;s nes--- is he getting jizzed on?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:12:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqaauu0qqqgrxdhpjq76grrhzg8cvqp20nhxnj90ejnss9x92g8dqzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c74azdl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszuugmwzm0t43dymyp6jnehj208e65jue094qf3kjawnzmee72ptggk7lkr'>nevent1q…7lkr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was born in 1992 so I don&#39;t really know: Had we invented therapy (or anti-psychotics) yet?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:10:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszuugmwzm0t43dymyp6jnehj208e65jue094qf3kjawnzmee72ptgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cjn48qy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyqda8ewtygcldx7qtcatvarc0chu5tkj98apcegwds9f8kn3ddygnl6n0t'>nevent1q…6n0t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>or maybe it&#39;s about his brewing skills like he&#39;s huffing badly prepared cider<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:09:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyqda8ewtygcldx7qtcatvarc0chu5tkj98apcegwds9f8kn3ddygzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cdvghew In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqlasm843txxs5v4a3gj4fndddgkhxs0f2ecqy6r3yydntut3rpgqnj6jtw'>nevent1q…6jtw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is &#34;Hot Cider&#34; an allusion to Hard Cider? (as a reminder, Apple Cider in the US is basically warm spiced apple juice, no alcohol)<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:08:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqlasm843txxs5v4a3gj4fndddgkhxs0f2ecqy6r3yydntut3rpgqzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2ckd6sta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyfw0v9tp4lv6t07wkwkj3yq4eyeqwa8ellvuhrr5ll7x5r4mqvdgss87j5'>nevent1q…87j5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I got paid in WEEMS<br/><br/>wait hold on<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:08:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyfw0v9tp4lv6t07wkwkj3yq4eyeqwa8ellvuhrr5ll7x5r4mqvdgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cw5zety In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs936jjxxqa7u6v2ddm3jup3msl9xwpgvu6vyp9434nf0hum42eenczderqr'>nevent1q…erqr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>okay if my romance tropes are telling me anything this is based on a &#34;Second-Chance&#34; Romance novel. That&#39;s what they meant by &#34;original idea by&#34; right?????<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:05:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs936jjxxqa7u6v2ddm3jup3msl9xwpgvu6vyp9434nf0hum42eenczyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c0a2yue In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgcxdaydy0uusqgq0vgaxeqyu59685m9yyk2hvdhgr48p9zcv7g8sqel4ma'>nevent1q…l4ma</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;d kid about him being a baby about needles but that looks like a genuinely painful place to get an injection (or blood draw or IV)<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:03:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgcxdaydy0uusqgq0vgaxeqyu59685m9yyk2hvdhgr48p9zcv7g8szyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c4ern5e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0k5vq3l2dfqhxlcggxqvq0zgwpxsd7030n5ypjvs20zahdcyr8xgdxrzhe'>nevent1q…rzhe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Seed PEOPLE? Not going far enough. Instead of Seed MAN we should have Seed COMRADES<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:00:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0k5vq3l2dfqhxlcggxqvq0zgwpxsd7030n5ypjvs20zahdcyr8xgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cqxm8y2 This is Rated R so 🔞 <br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-01T01:00:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf9qft3racefqqrgesg8zw8wytza7k0l90vyhj5xyut20scmxrgdszyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c8jyxmh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvpgzxx50yea74p79v7q7auq4gjeq3c0my9gp4k2yus788aj9gj6qj0dgun'>nevent1q…dgun</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh okay. That&#39;s fascinating! thank you for explaining :blobpurpleheart: <br/><br/>If it&#39;s any consolation a lot of shows are moving away from ads because the market is too oversaturated.<br/><br/>Also fwiw: while I dislike ads in podcasts, I don&#39;t you know, have any resentment for you creating this. People need money in this world, sadly. 2026-04-30T18:55:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8n8ldnruz0z5l5ucgs06vxe80dp3g6zl7zaj98ms8xglw8uexzrqzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cg8ltuq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0tze2alnwdsyspet0suwk89czm9rx7ywjkme904hmcw9jllwkrfct0s8vu'>nevent1q…s8vu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>YOU invented ads in podcasting??? :blobmindblown: <br/><br/>(or did you invent true crime podcasting???)<br/><br/>if you mean the Roger Rabbit thing I just saw someone mention the movie on my home time line and instantly was inspired to create this post. If it was based off a post you created that got boosted onto my timelime, I apologize, it&#39;s not meant to be a subtoot of anyone 2026-04-29T17:51:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfcl54p5ecrgzpkmj5sekyy0zzgsq3q7uc0ca62gej5nw2qh5ujcgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cd5ljql Who Framed Roger Rabbit: A 10-episode True Crime Podcast deep-dive.<br/><br/>SQUARE SPACE<br/><br/>You won&#39;t believe what happens<br/><br/>BETTER HELP<br/><br/>Is Jessica behind it???? We love a Hashtag GirlBoss<br/><br/>EXTREME RESTRAINTS DOT COM<br/><br/>What if... this had to do with public transit<br/><br/>MINT MOBILE<br/><br/>Who Framed Roger Rabbit: A 10-episode True Crime Podcast deep-dive. Coming Next Week<br/><br/>We hope &#34;Toon&#34; see you there<br/><br/>BROUGHT TO YOU BY BLUE APRON 2026-04-27T22:51:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsql6cqflpgdahtkcsaefvwpk976t99hjyendl223tf69txwpupl6czyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cssys8t Screaming at the world &#34;a facebook page is not a proper replacement for a website&#34; 2025-10-04T22:53:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2h27hjs2um7q5q3jhvqxqyyerktwpcz7jkx4q3wyywfdp0kaeguszyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c9zknvs posting this as a reminder to myself<br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/elekkxyz/media_attachments/files/115/231/714/233/355/999/original/947ff988fb8daeaf.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-19T15:41:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy6z467rglyvwd9exx6rrwjs6dlj8hkf7zh8ylmnt7ukcs7xysmtqzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c2vt4m8 Okay SHORT Version as mastodon ate my damn post. I need a day devoted to self care.<br/><br/>I am setting up a multiple choice, 6 hour poll but I plan to start referencing it within an hour. So I would appreciate some early votes.<br/><br/>Games: probably cozy<br/><br/>Reading: either soothing or 🍿 <br/><br/>TV: Dropout, Disney+, Netflix, Undertale LP? idk 2025-04-11T14:06:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx6tx6d038td4pv2lzfe2detukgznghafufza09f38vlvp82tpecqzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cvs8q0p it&#39;s not like I guessed before I looked it up, but I am 100% NOT surprised it&#39;s United Healthcare.<br/><br/>For non-Americans: United Healthcare is INFAMOUSLY bad insurance. Until I got on Medicare + Medicaid for my disabilities and poverty, I had basically been on United Healthcare ALL my life, because they get their business via places looking to spend less money on insurance (like when I was a student, the student insurance went from BlueCross, which was decent, to United Healthcare, as a cost-cutting measure, and then spoiler, Since UHC knew the university wasn&#39;t going to go crawling back to BlueCross, UHC increased the rates Students had to pay). <br/><br/>Here is an example of an article that someone kindly supplied me with: <a href="https://www.propublica.org/article/unitedhealth-healthcare-insurance-denial-ulcerative-colitis">https://www.propublica.org/article/unitedhealth-healthcare-insurance-denial-ulcerative-colitis</a><br/><br/>I have SO many stories. when I was having ~20 migraines a month, we found a med that seemed to work, Rizatriptan-- which is a treatment not a preventative. UHC would only cover EIGHT Rizatriptan per month, because they would save a dime putting me on Sumatriptan, which both DIDN&#39;T work and CAUSED me MORE Migraines. They also when I was a teenager refused to cover any more of my meds unless we tried their mail-order service. They did not send my stimulant via the mail order service because they would have to overnight it and that was too expensive, so they simply.... just didn&#39;t fill my stimulant or tell me or my dad. I think my dad ripped them a new asshole, because I was able to get my medications filled at a pharmacy again<br/><br/>Basically what I&#39;m saying is, while I don&#39;t think there is a GOOD Healthcare CEO, this is basically like killing the Worst most evil one. <br/><br/>REST IN PISS FUCKER 2024-12-04T16:47:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq7j44ey85upyz5yeegkq6pxgrnhf82c7l330fykdcg9mjs47kdfszyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c39xnh5 <a href="https://www.404media.co/someone-made-a-dataset-of-one-million-bluesky-posts-for-machine-learning-research/">https://www.404media.co/someone-made-a-dataset-of-one-million-bluesky-posts-for-machine-learning-research/</a><br/><br/>Saw this and my brain went &#34;aw our federated social media is all grown-up&#34;<br/><br/>(For newer people this is a reference to how it seems like every 5 minutes someone decides to scrape mastodon instances) 2024-11-27T13:29:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvk75r5tuckjvwy9ferpujg50qxs2hqaxj4m868pm4gllmgvy2s5czyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c4z2ku3 Boost if you still buy CDs* for your music on occasion&lt;li&gt;or Vinyls, I don&#39;t have a record player but I respect your drive&lt;/li&gt; 2024-10-31T16:22:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf23dae5qrfm4uz89ym05zzsmvshvykzsvsawrx5vp0pn42t80yrgzyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2cd5chmt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqzympjrqxksu87pr84wcgm556vqgufdumkh2cwa2mqq6ngcv0nvs0p0qxm'>nevent1q…0qxm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>very nice! 2024-09-11T15:06:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsthy9fhwqseac8p43fmc5xnqgz6wg6kvzgypr4w5qhxpvcddrnryszyqddkjc5jmmdlgns386yzrp86d5g77fy4l4msyfz2hdpuazmuaw2c7qw3xl <a href="https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jk-rowling-elon-musk-imane-khelif-lawsuit-1236105185/amp/">https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jk-rowling-elon-musk-imane-khelif-lawsuit-1236105185/amp/</a><br/><br/>:sickos: 2024-08-14T17:05:24Z