2026-10-23T12:55:47Z https://nostr.now SarcastiCanadian https://nostr.now/npub1rf3lndx4u0mttr8ev20pjr75c352uyzyjzhf9ufszntcqg2la4es6g5z8a https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/accounts/avatars/109/337/967/361/756/782/original/1524055090c4921e.jpg https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/accounts/avatars/109/337/967/361/756/782/original/1524055090c4921e.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqwwxh3akjunlyvehuva385mqvuzyza44d52qlxh3fnv97pdsm9sgzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxau9z6p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvvtdvg7tn4gfdzxxlqn2k9qz4act43jejmmvpj4f7rlmj7mpgxfc2070js'>nevent1q…70js</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>. I assert and defend my right to appropriately use punctuation — em-dashes; semi-colons; even (should I need them) parentheses — in creating my artisanal jottings. 2026-10-15T20:09:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0shwzswc8msvdvet2nacv824t9tma2k3zfslmhlx580he67vt55czyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxuefe0w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9qgkh2vufda7xlq599d6qxtqms4ae779yeffypyqsc5uu8trzq2cmhq2w4'>nevent1q…q2w4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes, but only if they also allow all other government employees to WFH. <br/><br/>What is that, Prime Minister? That isn&#39;t practical? Well, then, get your ass into the office and start Prime Ministering... 2026-09-18T23:49:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswqw0va5m4gzyvf3a0r92y5dz9lahh8pv64l5te7v2t8jnscfj4zgzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxayz4c5 &#34;If Reaganomics was capitalism with the gloves off, then Trumpismo is Reaganism with the mask off.&#34; <br/><br/>Cory Doctorow <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1fdrpydz4n2dpgpy5xhsa6rjg8ytggn82mt0addw6sf93272nhhnqsjlvhs" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Cory Doctorow</span> (<span class="italic">npub1fdr…lvhs</span>)</a></span> 2026-09-03T14:28:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstz6spj9pq2ek7vu3xp3ys3pppwld4k5m049mvck9sqkqdjngtq4czyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxy5wytn Anything by Jimmy Buffering <br/><br/>#WebSiteDownASong #hashtaggames 2026-08-14T01:22:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszgu6x64h2sjj76ucqrj03tkax4tge7wg7p4xahu4nz3kcnny996qzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxxm96wl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf96gn2n3v37tuy2xum5ka23pw5d9v9mnt57823p2ttgh5yjjyj9cp4ymxz'>nevent1q…ymxz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He was sitting in the bar<br/>Of the Empire Hotel<br/>He was drinking for diversion<br/>He was thinking for himself <br/>A little money riding on the Maple Leafs<br/>Along comes a lady in lacy sleeves<br/><br/>She says, “Let me sit down, you know, drinkin’ alone’s a shame <br/>It’s a shame, it’s a crying shame<br/>Look at those jokers glued to that damn hockey game<br/>Hey honey, you’ve got lots of cash<br/>Bring us ’round a bottle and we’ll have some laughs<br/>Gin’s what I’m drinking, I was raised on robbery”<br/><br/>Joni Mitchell 2026-07-24T04:01:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfkr7uh5mezhyeqp5tdneggpd385e9myaf6eyj6wrw9z8dcatmtdqzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxrph8va In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdmu24hgcmjqv2aw3yutpg9atk69jlxkqturndypw0r84q05yn6dsa0cjly'>nevent1q…cjly</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>. Really? This seems right in my fucking wheelhouse! <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sancp758qz9pm2yq4yd2nwqdvhkeuekwd5kk8g4hylvkfxfcf3tqs5jgxu" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>DoomsdaysCW</span> (<span class="italic">npub1san…jgxu</span>)</a></span> 2026-07-09T01:56:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8uc6lwusaqjszvtxn2az02fe6rdcreq3yqanj5xralkhszf54szgzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhx6gtlwh &#34;The pesticide industry has previously praised Canada&#39;s health minister for her &#34;bold action&#34;&#34;<br/><br/>The HEALTH MINISTER is being praised by the PESTICIDE INDUSTRY. What the fuck upside down world are we in? <br/><br/>Carney government passes law a...<br/><a href="https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/bill-c-30-changes-pesticide-use-pest-control-products-act-9.7240832">https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/bill-c-30-changes-pesticide-use-pest-control-products-act-9.7240832</a><br/><br/>#canpoli #healthpolicy #carneycons #environment #pesticides 2026-06-19T12:49:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq6zputhr3agkrcsmtld3x7e2ytca8aclzf5xnydz4cmdpn48pz2szyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxdf3c7y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0angw633j5dggruqxlu9lvsez3f9arqkpnneh2ldrfj60ch5s87qw6gn2g'>nevent1q…gn2g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>. I recently learned that the Spanish version of &#34;lefty loosy, righty tighty&#34; is &#34;the left liberates, the right oppresses&#34;, and the world of fasteners makes SO much more sense now.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub19zu6tx5xyf5vvgxcq78pe3p6d0kyzzqm3csu5ujjvxw9v5hecnpq3s0jum" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Ricki Yasha Tarr</span> (<span class="italic">npub19zu…0jum</span>)</a></span> 2026-06-12T15:40:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfk8ywyh4zhezeuedc667wyf4c927szvcvl2hqz0udqdk8fgg349gzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxp82vlv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrujnd9qxdrqjfapprvlqvmstnez8k40x968chxxqdeczqlpdmrkggxyzpe'>nevent1q…yzpe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I had a growth surgically removed 3 weeks ago. Waiting for confirmation that it is a basal cell carcinoma as well.<br/><br/>Fuck cancer. 2026-05-10T03:01:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp5lrh9khz40jp68zrz3rt2hy6yz3rvf3g4jw29mfyjfh2f32yrwgzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxw939ey In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf7mds2ynu42vsfvae45jnnfmhzuakxy4lhal4tkyh6j5zcj2jctstf8837'>nevent1q…8837</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Somewhere I have an image that seems a bit relevant, but I can&#39;t find it, so will just provide the alt text.<br/><br/>A picture of a young person sitting hunched against a wall, face in hands, in the shadows of a dumpster thrown by the harsh light of a street lamp. Above the picture are the words &#34;Some people are more offended by me saying fuck than they are about me being hungry.&#34;<br/><br/>Below the picture are the words &#34;Fuck, I&#39;m hungry.&#34; 2026-04-18T19:38:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyltkvv9f4s36frnjgxn8m6tqufknlafndnt2446h7e95skgej7agzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxfcr9l2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8t4lhvxzgm7x3vfug3t0zykxu972tkppc550nyce7yvfy5dxjv4q7qvlls'>nevent1q…vlls</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ER Redux 2026-03-06T01:47:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspjr7sp67pqsvdey3ynn8rppsqjhru40k0fsnhxx884rxe8ughllqzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhx3jqk8j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0k8atygvhdmuqx0nejhya40d502rmcn88falltuh0x27klj2c3kgqtcfva'>nevent1q…cfva</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good to know the US isn&#39;t actually being run by the stupidist people they have, I guess. 2026-02-11T03:13:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx9fkmzfupa4e67kadfdvzjxngnpt6w00c58sqf4lmgxmtz6w50mczyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxhzssvm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvyhzuwu8rswhaqns3x4rjvqnfcf0nze6kyd8l4d0jc3nl3hj6jyqw4t6uw'>nevent1q…t6uw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is that idiot still alive? 2026-02-11T03:06:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxnvfrx6r2g6ww8rqnfqwl94r95xe7d7u3lhhf6vwxm87u5g54lpszyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhx0wdkk0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq9mhgjhtjqwj5g0ulxfjaaah47c4jvl0da40jr96ch34dsy5jycg3w92v7'>nevent1q…92v7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it illegal in the US to go from one state to another to avoid criminal prosecution? 2026-01-27T19:54:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdaye3tjvr0wtpzgt6wfr5ul3rn5swpl49a6au92v8e7pjnfg83hgzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxqhsst7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy6xm0qes8yl6vqye8xnkvw609fvr4su33f2yxyc0dutqm2qnqd3q5gythv'>nevent1q…ythv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;While we didn’t shut down ICE that night, we did show that their power collapses the moment it’s confronted with absurdity. <br/><br/>We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock.<br/>...<br/>You can’t baton your way out of satire. You can’t gas a punchline. And you absolutely cannot maintain authority while tear-gassing people over a rubber dick.&#34;<br/><br/><a href="https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation">https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation</a><br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1f5njqswzullu8ftg2n4tczrnn5gah3m4jqqe49ez0hepayjn38gsam2tcs" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sue is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱</span> (<span class="italic">npub1f5n…2tcs</span>)</a></span> 2026-01-26T23:26:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0tqcq2f4zhnnvmfwx6avhwfcg9ph4jl9uswa2xe2d20wvrszy96czyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxgakgkh Once upon a time, nothing happened.<br/><br/>#SixWordStories 2025-12-01T03:55:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxs68a4rzcz47p3r3lfhufnulmvc00red0f29cmralnk9tx4lgkaqzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhx8dy73l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf3cxtk8dtf9j8xqtm2ewatetcgh78rvzruj9z0gvw63td0y8vzkgzslwaj'>nevent1q…lwaj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think it is pretty much the same thing. Maybe plusher carpets and fancier wallpaper 2025-10-27T01:41:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvy37vuzypgl72v9x35fulhkzwh464ykkcjqc6kmvx0pnvjaze0tgzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxw37jmd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx90x5mw0s5j3hm8scz2d3vn9q8amwqdh0yqsf25hlx5w88hhq3qcx6tw3y'>nevent1q…tw3y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I had a coworker in the early 2000s who was technically brilliant. He had really long, dyed black hair, full sleeve tattoos and multiple piercings. He was assigned to work on a project for a major bank.<br/><br/>One day he was on an elevator with another colleague when 3 bank VPs got on. A few floors later, my coworker got off, leaving the colleague and the VPs on board. As the doors closed, one of the VPs turned to the others and said &#34;We need a lot more people who look like that here.&#34; 2025-08-30T22:55:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf2e39xamuqu27rlthmmpn56fxu6zsacjstskrs96ua27qetkpsmgzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhx4gtpyr <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub12pw99cs5a6j6r56yafxt355j8h38hhw6fh3zwunhj99m3gv3nfds7zzvxn" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us has moved</span> (<span class="italic">npub12pw…zvxn</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ny7qwqnkw6pg4m0uegzrdzwrckapzq7v7zku9p28hgv5aflvg8fq7zuv57" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>bookstodon group</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ny7…uv57</span>)</a></span> 552 books? Those poor people! Someone should get them some more books! 2025-03-18T22:33:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8s6nnmtdl36q4ul3htptg8rktfwd3rvwqncf5lxca6d43j7kweqzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxaw6mw2 Cathal Kelly nails it. <br/><br/>The Globe and Mail (Prairie Edition) Sat, 15 Feb 2025<br/><br/>Booing the American anthem? It’s our patriotic duty right now<br/><br/><a href="https://globe2go.pressreader.com/article/281908778864035">https://globe2go.pressreader.com/article/281908778864035</a> 2025-02-16T22:20:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdq7p8qj4vs2lk6cc0tnhjw3r69axf0yrz9462zxqyv0hsd3kqu3szyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxvtmy64 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp5h25la0zpn5tlxmwmnq8x3wt6umje4gr5wlas06a5j26p7snv3cv5jpe7'>nevent1q…jpe7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your friend is brilliant. 2024-12-31T21:28:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdan5lfd4avl4t6e4tru0lulde0k325zsqjamd5xnmmstapcmhdzczyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxlyt8pc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg7nyeyu3l84z45rpewhkcj7m6vchjkym732uwk96xenjfca2f2ugz7lrmd'>nevent1q…lrmd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Isaac? 2024-12-30T21:00:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsymy8ysq7dfjj4x2567k7ktr8gq36y32tyquvfg4lud5mpqjpm0xczyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxgyt5f5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy9y5pxuepxgwc2hqz7rvyakymzn5kfnmjgfwen9fa6y67mpnw95cly7wy3'>nevent1q…7wy3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did that add to the many hats you wear? 2024-12-25T15:45:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqgeark97hmqev44pccz7jd6c75cgme0nv87thexf35kulps47n3czyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxqqgs5z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst2du6krxef458p56l3tmhezf9g6emyq8vqwgqtskp5hge6el0mzczwxr40'>nevent1q…xr40</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://thecanadian.social/system/media_attachments/files/113/710/955/043/196/172/original/62dee5ab546da362.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-25T01:52:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw0th8fj7au48ec8dt9mur4xmetqxvl8thpyy0j2taff5l69kd9uqzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhx3ud4s9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9ex7mwlk3mfcx0uv867snnd4fy69l964a386kh4ecnuhmp8pc4uq6aqn99'>nevent1q…qn99</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In the same way as a collection of e. coli is culture 2024-12-02T01:24:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy7x08hylph9fd2dvzzwlkywwnf872vtjcnlwxkl58vkakur8vfwczyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxq7x4uj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy7cwfgp92rhd5f4l3j9n39k6vset4tdj9w3l54dvlrc95gw4dn3qg20a4v'>nevent1q…0a4v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for this. As a non-USAian, I was wondering how quickly Vance could take over and still be eligible to run twice more. (Of course, by the time this becomes an issue it may be moot, either because the US Constitution has been fundamentally changed or because some external or global factors have come into play.)<br/><br/>To add to the distopian scenario: &#34;Pres Vance selects Ivanka Trump as VP.&#34; 2024-11-08T14:49:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqa6m8hprkylh0f43zskvxh5tm75v5q98hagsqjfsydkm6hyzvhvczyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxp3kew3 Rest in Power Murray Sinclair. 2024-11-04T20:51:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfatcfzla9rzf2e3n5rf2qfcn8qxkpu9qmjy02g8l8mjhgng5yqjszyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxnzrv2n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9tve73dd0lej8kajrgf5e0p3hvmdfsenl4up4jsd2wre4dkmfpysyrvm8r'>nevent1q…vm8r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Caption: &#34;Wait. Did you wash those hands before you touched my food?&#34; 2024-10-21T17:08:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd6k6stzcdx8vrsr2ca0vn8xxdn66zeyjsjlpzggz7edemwymq5jqzyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhx9vtmk5 Just let it fucking be<br/><br/>#annoyasongorpoem<br/>#hashtaggames 2024-10-19T01:25:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgm3kwzsn95v3njeydq0ch2dyp8n6m93hrld5d45vehpxp0eycckszyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxt23nu9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0vc7ynd0rvlg32tr6cwz83lt2pvln8hka4tx5vgucjxnf7dmqfuccmhsyn'>nevent1q…hsyn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>For major family meals, we embiggen the dining table. The next day, we smallerize it again. 2024-10-14T18:24:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqw2thzm3trxup3zhuqw7udv4e2la2d0zjd3c68y2u8yfkug98s4szyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxvypwa7 Mars Needs Motherboards<br/><br/>#techamovie<br/>#hashtaggames 2024-10-04T01:33:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyrugv4g5ahlz068dwjqd8ljulmhx3mpul7frh5z625yaskammcqszyqdx87d56h3lddvvl93fuxg06nzx3tssgjg2ayh3xq2d0qpptlkhxjp58z4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs09gd8jxfhzegqlwxfsefalen8d8t50m0hnd3x4kqek5rs0zsefxgqdln33'>nevent1q…ln33</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes. 2024-08-27T22:25:04Z