Nostr notes by cassie-o'-lantern

How it feels to have no idea what PHP is ...

2026-10-21T05:35:48Z

How it feels to have no idea what PHP is

ehehe 🦌 ...

2026-10-01T17:31:43Z

ehehe 🦌

mom energy ...

2026-09-25T16:32:15Z

mom energy

We need more bands with rhyming names like Tears for Fears Queers ...

2026-08-16T05:17:07Z

We need more bands with rhyming names like Tears for Fears

Queers for Gears

Leers for Sneers

Shears for Beers

Spears for Peers

Who else found it really, really hot when Galadriel went all ...

2026-08-05T19:00:38Z

Who else found it really, really hot when Galadriel went all scary-mode after she was offered the One Ring

My entire fucking timeline is goose this is the most chaotic ...

2026-06-26T05:26:18Z

My entire fucking timeline is goose this is the most chaotic thing that's happened to me in weeks i love y'all so much

sorry not sorry ...

2026-06-13T14:54:02Z

sorry not sorry

Happy pride month! ...

2026-06-01T19:32:08Z

Happy pride month!

"High functioning" is just "suffering in a way that ...

2026-05-19T23:27:14Z

"High functioning" is just "suffering in a way that is convenient for neuroytpical society"

I need boobs large enough that i am constantly bumping into ...

2026-05-08T00:09:55Z

I need boobs large enough that i am constantly bumping into things and thinking, "Why did I want this?"

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2026-03-28T21:25:23Z

horny subtext implies the existence of horny domtext

I don't care if "people think his paintings are ...

2026-03-25T23:00:00Z

I don't care if "people think his paintings are great", I don't care if they're reproductions now, even if he's been dead for 80 years and isn't profiting from it at all I'm still not going to buy a Hitler original

This post is about Harry Potter

Apparently "I apologize a lot for no reason" and "I ...

2026-03-25T18:56:41Z

Apparently "I apologize a lot for no reason" and "I know all the lyrics to Stan Rogers's Barrett's Privateers and Northwest Passage" are not valid substitutes for a Canadian passport

Successful fedi trans folks, how can i get hired and therefore ...

2026-03-19T03:51:42Z

Successful fedi trans folks, how can i get hired and therefore keep affording rent

I know ISO 13485 and 9001 like the back of my hand, am an expert at root cause analysis / FMEA, have extensive facility auditing experience, can manage building automation systems, wrote hundreds of SOPs and other technical documents, taught myself enough coding to write a program for tracking equipment PM/calibration/validation dates, developed and executed protocols for equipment PM/calibration/validation and trained and managed a team to do the same, can read and interpret electronic diagrams, am great at soldering, have drawn, etched, and assembled circuit boards, and can bake the most amazing desserts.

I am also open to learning whatever else i need to prevent myself from being homeless

@nprofile…yuqm It is 1865. You are Doctor James Barry, stealth ...

2026-02-25T13:20:43Z

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It is 1865. You are Doctor James Barry, stealth transgender man and former Inspector General for the British army. You leave notice that upon your death your body must not be examined. This is not followed, and a media circus follows with a shocking gender reveal. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1876. You are author Marc/Marie de Montifaud. You "crossdress" as a man when visiting the library for research, use the names Marc and Marie interchangably, and your pronouns are known by multiple people to be she/he. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1880. You are known mononymously as the decadent author Rachilde. You delight in presenting publicly as sometimes a man, sometimes a woman, sometimes in between. You joyfully describe yourself as "androgynous". Transitioning is new and experimental.

Food motivated ...

2026-02-04T12:10:42Z

Food motivated

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2026-01-13T16:52:47Z

I'm old enough to have owned an external zip drive

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2026-01-09T15:16:48Z

My hobby is giving cisn't guys gender crises

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2025-12-23T14:25:58Z

Kindness is resistance.

Realized that i was probably hired because they saw me as ...

2025-10-14T19:19:34Z

Realized that i was probably hired because they saw me as basically a man that they can pay less

They wanted someone strong, because the previous woman working in this position quit because she couldn't lift such heavy things all day. They wanted someone that wouldn't get pregnant, because the woman that worked here before her quit not long after she became pregnant. They wanted a woman because the guy that worked here before them wanted too much money.

That's not speculation. Over time i have literally overheard these things being said.

Is this the best i can hope for? Only being hired because every employer sees me as Dude Lite?

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2024-08-17T17:42:07Z

you mean to tell me there are cis people on fedi

@npub1ks4…x88p People missing the point that it's not a ...

2024-07-24T13:53:18Z

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npub1ks4j70qusuv7hnaqcrr3azks95fxjpz4sx29sy9h35z3vltwaunsmdx88p (npub1ks4…x88p) People missing the point that it's not a vagina or "lipstick, high heels, and a handbag" that makes someone a woman. What makes someone a woman is if they say they're a woman.