Nostr notes by geekysteven

My biggest fear is that I'll have the exact same typo in both ...

2026-10-15T17:00:14Z

My biggest fear is that I'll have the exact same typo in both new password fields. My second biggest fear is ghosts but I can handle them as long as I remember my password.

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2026-10-14T13:00:15Z

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2026-10-13T13:00:11Z

We're not in a full-blown economic downward spiral just yet, ...

2026-10-08T01:00:01Z

We're not in a full-blown economic downward spiral just yet, but keep an eye out for when they try to get you to switch to chicory "coffee."

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2026-10-07T13:00:15Z

My daughter has started referring to herself as a "Dolly ...

2026-10-07T01:00:01Z

My daughter has started referring to herself as a "Dolly Parton atheist" unlocking a new theology that will alter the course of mankind.

"You better get used to Al, it's here to stay" ...

2026-10-05T13:00:20Z

"You better get used to Al, it's here to stay"

I put "writer for The Tonight Show' on my resume cause no ...

2026-09-29T23:00:10Z

I put "writer for The Tonight Show' on my resume cause no one is going to check, cause they'd have to risk talking to Jimmy Fallon

When interviewing for a job, ask about their "yogurt ...

2026-09-26T01:00:03Z

When interviewing for a job, ask about their "yogurt policy" and chuckle derisively at whatever answer they give you. Now you have the upper hand and they don't even have a coherent yogurt policy.

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2026-09-25T19:00:47Z

#DubiousNerdFacts

have we tried making the diodes emit anything else like happiness ...

2026-09-24T17:00:17Z

have we tried making the diodes emit anything else like happiness perhaps

Here's a post specifically for Tingle, he would like this one ...

2026-09-21T17:00:02Z

Here's a post specifically for Tingle, he would like this one

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2026-09-19T19:00:05Z

#DubiousNerdFacts

Lava lamps are the pinnacle of lamp technology. How can you ...

2026-09-19T17:00:17Z

Lava lamps are the pinnacle of lamp technology. How can you improve on lava? Get outta here.

final fantasy: you now have an emotional attachment to this tiny ...

2026-09-19T01:00:01Z

final fantasy: you now have an emotional attachment to this tiny wizard

me: ok

final fantasy: do u promise to love him

me: yes of course

final fantasy: THE WIZARD IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me: 😭

Every Flock camera installed represents money that the government ...

2026-09-18T13:00:11Z

Every Flock camera installed represents money that the government could have spent to solve a problem, and instead gave to scammers.

I had one of these scheduled, but I couldn't find where I was ...

2026-09-12T13:00:04Z

I had one of these scheduled, but I couldn't find where I was supposed to meet my date. Looked all over Constantinople.
#DubiousNerdFacts

Many people spend their whole lives seeking WISDOM, but what is ...

2026-09-12T01:00:02Z

Many people spend their whole lives seeking WISDOM, but what is WISDOM?

WISDOM is tiny glowing cubes that are scattered throughout this world that you can find

like, he never actually wrote a letter to his wife to ask her not ...

2026-09-09T13:23:48Z

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like, he never actually wrote a letter to his wife to ask her not to bathe

I recently learned the real version of this is probably ...

2026-09-09T13:00:03Z

I recently learned the real version of this is probably apocryphal too, so that's neato

Labor Day cookouts? ❌ Wobblies general strike? ✅ ...

2026-09-07T13:00:19Z

Labor Day cookouts? ❌
Wobblies general strike? ✅

"You like that band? Can you even name five of their ...

2026-09-06T17:00:31Z

"You like that band? Can you even name five of their songs?"

My wife: Actually they already named their songs, if you were a real fan you would have known this.

Big tech news: Flock cameras now capable of identifying anyone ...

2026-09-03T17:00:00Z

Big tech news: Flock cameras now capable of identifying anyone from just their middle finger

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2026-09-01T15:00:37Z

#DubiousNerdFacts

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2026-08-30T15:00:03Z

#DubiousNerdFacts

I had my evaluation at my day job today and my boss was happy, ...

2026-08-28T23:52:00Z

I had my evaluation at my day job today and my boss was happy, but suggested that I look into how I could use AI in my workflow. I diplomatically pointed out I don't trust it to produce usable results and she immediately agreed with me. Was this a test, was I being tested or something????

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2026-08-26T13:00:27Z

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2026-08-24T15:07:53Z

#DubiousNerdFacts

I watched TNG with my daughter and explained how they hired a ...

2026-08-20T17:00:19Z

I watched TNG with my daughter and explained how they hired a flute player to play Picard's space flute in-scene. She was disappointed because they should have hired the flute player to teach Patrick Stewart to play for real. Same result, but it would have enriched the actor.

Star Trek wishes it could live in the future like she does.

JK Rowling deciding if someone is a woman ...

2026-08-18T13:00:10Z

JK Rowling deciding if someone is a woman

Owning my own ignorance here, I had no idea that texases came ...

2026-08-17T19:00:14Z

Owning my own ignorance here, I had no idea that texases came from eggs

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2026-08-16T13:00:07Z

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2026-08-13T13:00:04Z

#DubiousNerdFacts

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2026-08-06T15:00:03Z

#DubiousNerdFacts

The only reliable way to detect AI when you see it is to be so ...

2026-08-02T18:00:04Z

The only reliable way to detect AI when you see it is to be so incredibly online you learn its patterns, which as it turns out carries some downsides of its own.

My daughter said Worf's formal sash makes him look like ...

2026-08-02T13:00:07Z

My daughter said Worf's formal sash makes him look like he's the birthday girl and she insisted I make this image.

I'm learning so much from the automated captions ...

2026-08-01T13:00:03Z

I'm learning so much from the automated captions

what if I do that and then poob has it

2026-07-30T13:27:02Z

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what if I do that and then poob has it

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2026-07-29T15:00:03Z

I really don't like soul patches, they should release the ...

2026-07-28T17:00:01Z

I really don't like soul patches, they should release the completed soul on launch day.

Me when people insist on sharing screenshots of conservative ...

2026-07-25T13:00:16Z

Me when people insist on sharing screenshots of conservative tweets:

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2026-07-22T13:00:11Z

It's called fashion, look it up sweaty ...

2026-07-21T15:41:01Z

It's called fashion, look it up sweaty

You might think The Wind in the Willows people would get along ...

2026-07-20T17:00:43Z

You might think The Wind in the Willows people would get along with Frog and Toad, but alas, there's history

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2026-07-20T13:00:05Z

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2026-07-18T14:28:03Z

I wonder if this glut of dying senators is related to the fact ...

2026-07-12T12:15:21Z

I wonder if this glut of dying senators is related to the fact that the average age for the position is seventy eleven billion

Art by Ossi Hiekkala ...

2026-07-09T13:00:16Z

Art by Ossi Hiekkala

There's got to be a term for when the commercial accidentally ...

2026-07-05T17:00:26Z

There's got to be a term for when the commercial accidentally sells something other than the product. Like, I don't really want a new insurance company, but I do want an emu.

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2026-07-02T13:00:35Z

My daughter made this in MS Paint and says "tell your ...

2026-06-26T13:00:03Z

My daughter made this in MS Paint and says "tell your followers I said happy pride, and they better say it back or else"

I was able to reduce my social media use by changing the app ...

2026-06-18T18:53:29Z

I was able to reduce my social media use by changing the app icons to portraits of their respective CEO’s faces. Seeing multiple copies of Mark Zuckerberg is enough to make me close the phone.

Solar panels are some ridiculous fantasy technology. You're ...

2026-06-16T17:00:00Z

Solar panels are some ridiculous fantasy technology. You're using crystals to summon energy from space? Sure buddy, let's put that on an album cover.

When I say, "I'll think about it," by “it” I mean ...

2026-06-09T17:00:16Z

When I say, "I'll think about it," by “it” I mean the inevitable fall of capitalism.

The Pride set I want has minifigs throwing LEGO bricks at cops. ...

2026-06-09T13:00:33Z

The Pride set I want has minifigs throwing LEGO bricks at cops.

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2026-06-04T23:00:13Z

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2026-06-01T23:00:05Z

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2026-05-30T00:58:54Z

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2026-05-29T23:00:22Z

When I forget to pretend to be a normie at work ...

2026-05-27T16:00:01Z

When I forget to pretend to be a normie at work

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2026-05-27T15:00:46Z

When designing your house, make sure the book that activates the ...

2026-05-22T04:00:00Z

When designing your house, make sure the book that activates the secret doorway looks boring because you don't want to end up accidentally triggering it.

We saw that this amazing senior doggy needed a home and guess ...

2026-05-10T19:10:04Z

We saw that this amazing senior doggy needed a home and guess where he lives now

People take it for granted, but the average person has more Fast ...

2026-05-09T04:00:03Z

People take it for granted, but the average person has more Fast & Furious films than even the richest medieval nobles did.

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2026-05-05T15:00:26Z

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2026-04-23T14:00:18Z

America has been called “the Great Experiment.” As an ...

2026-04-20T04:00:01Z

America has been called “the Great Experiment.” As an American, I gotta ask if it's possible to switch to the control group.

Antifa isn't an organization, but if it was, I'd join. ...

2026-04-17T17:00:12Z

Antifa isn't an organization, but if it was, I'd join.

It's not funded by secretive woke billionaires, but if it was I'd cash that check.

There isn't an antifacsist HQ hidden in the Appalachian mountains, but if there was I'd carefully label my lunch in the break room fridge and trust that my workers would respect it.

Antifa is not a cryptid who appears in the periphery only to be vaguely perceived, but if it was I would make out with it.

The sign says "stay away, fools," but Socrates knows that ...

2026-04-14T17:00:00Z

The sign says "stay away, fools," but Socrates knows that only a fool thinks himself wise and so he is permitted to enter the loooove shaaaack babyyyyy

Hootie does not contain tetradotoxin, and is relatively safe to ...

2026-04-13T04:00:00Z

Hootie does not contain tetradotoxin, and is relatively safe to eat compared to his bandmates.

A perfect YouTube thumbnail doesn't exi-- ...

2026-04-03T19:00:02Z

A perfect YouTube thumbnail doesn't exi--

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2026-04-02T14:00:04Z

your grandparents voting for reagan ...

2026-03-30T14:00:44Z

your grandparents voting for reagan

The biggest failure of science is that we never developed more ...

2026-03-30T04:00:01Z

The biggest failure of science is that we never developed more advanced slap garments than the bracelet.

A walkable city, but it's so big you have to walk 500 miles, ...

2026-03-22T17:00:00Z

A walkable city, but it's so big you have to walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more to fall down at your door

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2026-03-16T14:00:25Z

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2026-03-16T03:28:17Z

Skyward Sword really has the most relatable NPCs ...

2026-03-15T14:00:02Z

Skyward Sword really has the most relatable NPCs

Scientists warn that if we don't act now future generations ...

2026-03-14T13:00:19Z

Scientists warn that if we don't act now future generations won't know to respond to "guess what" with "chicken butt"

I'm already against the next war! haha, but I'm still ...

2026-03-02T20:00:14Z

I'm already against the next war! haha, but I'm still against the last 27 wars too

A modern Assassin's Creed game where after you jump from the ...

2026-02-24T14:00:00Z

A modern Assassin's Creed game where after you jump from the top of a building to take out an evil warlord, someone accuses you of doing it for clout

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, ...

2026-02-21T13:00:46Z

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

"Al is here to stay" well ok, but me complaining about Al ...

2026-02-18T14:00:20Z

"Al is here to stay"

well ok, but me complaining about Al is also here to stay

You can't shame conservatives for their misdeeds, they're ...

2026-02-15T14:00:11Z

You can't shame conservatives for their misdeeds, they're immune to caring about that, but you can publicly thank them for doing progressive things they absolutely did not do. My representative is begging me to stop telling people he increased funding for school libraries

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2026-02-10T20:00:58Z

You can't scare me by calling someone a terrorist or a ...

2026-02-07T14:00:00Z

You can't scare me by calling someone a terrorist or a socialist or whatever. You used up all the scary words on people we knew were cool

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2026-02-05T21:00:17Z

ICE having a budget to rival a nation's military is a stark ...

2026-02-05T00:01:06Z

ICE having a budget to rival a nation's military is a stark reminder that no right-wing objections to government services are ever about the cost. Money is no object, they are simply deciding what their goals are and your success and survival are never on their agenda.

Me in my 20s: I'm gonna ride my bike across the state, no ...

2026-02-04T20:00:01Z

Me in my 20s: I'm gonna ride my bike across the state, no problem

Me now: I pulled a muscle trying to give someone a thumbs up

My archaeologist friend got drunk and confessed that 80% of the ...

2026-02-01T15:00:25Z

My archaeologist friend got drunk and confessed that 80% of the artifacts they find are sex toys the world isn't ready to know about

Americans are so under-informed. More than 2/3 of don't know ...

2026-01-29T20:00:16Z

Americans are so under-informed. More than 2/3 of don't know where the nearest secret prison is, and don't even know the codename of the federal agent assigned to monitor them

The best part about voting on local ballot measures is that no ...

2026-01-29T19:00:07Z

The best part about voting on local ballot measures is that no one else shows up and you become the sole arbiter of municipal policy

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2026-01-28T20:00:11Z

who up entering the station with their faulty cocks ...

2026-01-20T15:00:02Z

who up entering the station with their faulty cocks

meat prices keep getting higher which initially sounds bad, but ...

2026-01-19T15:00:37Z

meat prices keep getting higher which initially sounds bad, but this is an opportunity for porn producers to set more films in butcher shops and oh no I don't have enough for my meat bill maybe there's SOMETHING I can do....

My daughter was asking about the in-universe rules of The Truman ...

2026-01-18T13:00:33Z

My daughter was asking about the in-universe rules of The Truman Show and I'm like, "we can just watch the movie" But she wisely pointed out that she's not interested in watching a movie, she's interested in asking questions about a movie

Weird how no one says they're “just following orders” if ...

2026-01-17T17:51:59Z

Weird how no one says they're “just following orders” if they think what they're doing is morally good

The purpose of a system is what it does, so the purpose of ICE is ...

2026-01-15T15:16:40Z

The purpose of a system is what it does, so the purpose of ICE is to terrorize the United States.

In a walkable city, you wouldn't have to drive 15 miles to ...

2026-01-14T15:01:02Z

In a walkable city, you wouldn't have to drive 15 miles to get to the Love Shack

They told me "abolish ICE" was a naive position and ...

2026-01-13T14:27:25Z

They told me "abolish ICE" was a naive position and I'd wise up. Well, the haters were right, I now see you have to abolish DHS entirely