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2026-10-29T01:58:59Z

They call me Jim Cockpenis

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2026-10-29T01:58:17Z

So my choices are either i spend $50 on novascale's f-111 ...

2026-10-28T08:23:19Z

So my choices are either i spend $50 on novascale's f-111 decals + the boneyard wranger tail art and serials OR i spend $45 on hawkeye model's f-111 decals (and have to take the L depict another more boring serial) plus qantas decals i was gonna buy anyways.

On one hand, i've already bought a set of novascale decals for the super hornet that i'll totally get to one day and the print quality is kind of ass and they're super expensive for what they are. On the other hand, the only way to order through hawkeye is printing and filling out a form INCLUDING YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS???????????????

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2026-10-28T06:01:29Z

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2026-10-28T04:58:40Z

sillycone valley

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2026-10-27T21:29:04Z

Ship builders be getting hull requests

Official review of dating a clingy mentally ill woman: 3.5/10 not ...

2026-10-27T19:20:11Z

Official review of dating a clingy mentally ill woman: 3.5/10 not quite as good as the memes make it out to be

I should spend several thousands of dollars on a trip to ...

2026-10-27T10:42:14Z

I should spend several thousands of dollars on a trip to longreach

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2026-10-27T10:25:03Z

I had a girlfriend who was aromatic once

You claim to be aromantic and yet refuse to be part of my ...

2026-10-27T10:24:15Z

You claim to be aromantic and yet refuse to be part of my steak's butter baste

http://nigger.rape.finance

2026-10-27T10:15:39Z

http://nigger.rape.finance

If I had listened to "How Do I Love Thee" by TISM back in ...

2026-10-27T10:11:14Z

If I had listened to "How Do I Love Thee" by TISM back in January of 2025 I would not be in the mess I currently find myself in

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2026-10-27T10:10:29Z

Friday night is Thursday night now due to woke

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2026-10-27T10:00:01Z

Cunk sost

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2026-10-27T09:52:42Z

Sunk cost fellatio

Get on my level skrubs I'm on the combined denial-bargaining ...

2026-10-27T09:30:09Z

Get on my level skrubs I'm on the combined denial-bargaining stage of grief. You wish you could unlock these unique and hitherto unknown stages of grief

Due to budget cuts it's now the four stages of grief and ...

2026-10-27T09:19:49Z

Due to budget cuts it's now the four stages of grief and there is no acceptance

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2026-10-27T09:18:02Z

Denial isn't a river where did you hear that nonsense?

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2026-10-27T09:17:45Z

What if instead of damn Daniel it was damn denial

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2026-10-27T08:30:56Z

They should invent a woman who loves you and is mentally healthy

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2026-10-27T08:30:22Z

They should invent a woman

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2026-10-27T08:29:05Z

Morgue Simpson

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2026-10-27T08:03:04Z

WHAT

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2026-10-27T07:49:13Z

Bro does not have games on his phone 💀💀💀💀

I don't get non-alcoholic beer. What if this drink that ...

2026-10-27T06:56:29Z

I don't get non-alcoholic beer. What if this drink that doesn't taste very good was stripped of the only reason you'd ever want to drink it?

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2026-10-27T06:36:44Z

Human skin and super glue is a type of composite material

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2026-10-26T20:01:36Z

Tfw no GF (gamer food)

My diet exclusively consists of this because I'm a gamer ...

2026-10-26T19:51:24Z

My diet exclusively consists of this because I'm a gamer

nightmare polycule ...

2026-10-26T09:02:50Z

nightmare polycule

this man has sex ...

2026-10-26T09:01:29Z

this man has sex

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2026-10-26T07:58:47Z

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2026-10-26T07:54:11Z

if its called a wareHOUSE then how come (((they))) won't let ...

2026-10-26T06:35:00Z

if its called a wareHOUSE then how come (((they))) won't let me live in it

> Named Tinker Air Force base > is a large hub for in-depth ...

2026-10-24T00:39:31Z

> Named Tinker Air Force base
> is a large hub for in-depth repair and maintenance

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2026-10-23T10:02:25Z

networking at the furry convention ...

2026-10-23T03:38:09Z

networking at the furry convention

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2026-10-22T22:33:13Z

Enron is short for English Ronald

I'm sure the data centre wouldn't mind if I pinched a GPU ...

2026-10-22T05:54:07Z

I'm sure the data centre wouldn't mind if I pinched a GPU or some ram maybe

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2026-10-20T06:53:22Z

Has everyone noticed how the plural of Pinoy sounds like the word ...

2026-10-20T06:09:46Z

Has everyone noticed how the plural of Pinoy sounds like the word penis

They should invent a version of the m80 ring road where people ...

2026-10-20T05:40:35Z

They should invent a version of the m80 ring road where people don't get into car accidents that cause massive delays when you're trying to get to a job interview

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2026-10-20T05:24:18Z

Sob interview

Very disappointed to learn that Merc is not in fact René ...

2026-10-20T04:46:29Z

Very disappointed to learn that Merc is not in fact René Descartes

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2026-10-20T00:44:51Z

Atlas chugged

Chattanooga Choo Choo themed mgs character named "Solid ...

2026-10-19T20:07:22Z

Chattanooga Choo Choo themed mgs character named "Solid Tennessee Excursion"

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2026-10-19T12:12:30Z

Atlas tugged

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2026-10-19T12:11:39Z

Ann raynd

The PSP e1000 is the best model of PSP and I'm tired of ...

2026-10-19T10:28:34Z

The PSP e1000 is the best model of PSP and I'm tired of pretending it's not

> the old white politicians don't wanna give you ...

2026-10-19T09:23:23Z

> the old white politicians don't wanna give you affordable housing and free public transport

Nigga we're broke

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2026-10-19T07:10:53Z

i am a russian bot

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2026-10-19T05:42:43Z

women do not have breasts, or ass even

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2026-10-19T05:23:30Z

hank azaria is actually indian

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2026-10-19T01:55:47Z

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2026-10-18T22:18:47Z

It is time to put Hatsune Miku through a wind tunnel ...

2026-10-17T02:31:44Z

It is time to put Hatsune Miku through a wind tunnel

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2026-10-16T23:33:44Z

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2026-10-16T23:31:38Z

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2026-10-15T20:17:33Z

God bless tumblr ...

2026-10-15T10:31:02Z

God bless tumblr

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2026-10-14T22:53:13Z

The reason airliners keep crashing nowadays is because you ...

2026-10-14T21:02:38Z

The reason airliners keep crashing nowadays is because you can't smoke in them now. The nicotine is actually structural believe it or not

> Mobile, Alabama > Has not once moved

2026-10-13T10:38:43Z

> Mobile, Alabama
> Has not once moved

You mean to tell me that this plane is bisexual? ...

2026-10-13T10:04:38Z

You mean to tell me that this plane is bisexual?

they really called this the holden hand job ...

2026-10-13T09:17:05Z

they really called this the holden hand job

all these ai recomps and nobodys done 3d dot game heroes yet smh ...

2026-10-13T06:28:31Z

all these ai recomps and nobodys done 3d dot game heroes yet smh my head

Phoenix Wright is considered an ace Attorney because he never has ...

2026-10-13T00:59:10Z

Phoenix Wright is considered an ace Attorney because he never has sex in any of the games

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2026-10-13T00:47:51Z

Guy who has only listened to TISM hearing a song by another ...

2026-10-12T20:10:30Z

Guy who has only listened to TISM hearing a song by another artist: I'm getting real TISM vibes from this

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2026-10-12T11:35:27Z

My dick has been specifically optimised to produce laminar flow

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2026-10-12T11:00:16Z

Feel like shit just want souvlaki hut back

They could never make bargearse nowadays because people would see ...

2026-10-12T10:48:27Z

They could never make bargearse nowadays because people would see it and say "hey wait a minute this is just bargearse from the late show this has already been done before"

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2026-10-12T10:20:24Z

Hi my name is Carl Marks

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2026-10-12T10:17:59Z

We is getting academy 1/144 p-3c Orion this october

They call me 007 0 interviews 0 job offers 7 companies viewing my ...

2026-10-12T10:04:26Z

They call me 007

0 interviews
0 job offers
7 companies viewing my application

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2026-10-12T09:38:09Z

Chinotto energy drink

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2026-10-12T08:25:16Z

They should put a Rolls Royce Trent XWB-97 on a narrow body ...

2026-10-12T07:07:00Z

They should put a Rolls Royce Trent XWB-97 on a narrow body airliner

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2026-10-12T07:05:52Z

They should make a single engine airliner

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2026-10-12T06:55:43Z

Going baby mode (crying, vomiting everywhere)

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2026-10-12T06:27:09Z

Man has 1 (one) white monster, dies of a heart attack

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2026-10-12T02:50:39Z

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2026-10-12T02:03:42Z

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2026-10-11T21:17:54Z

Turning this waffle house into a waffle home

Don't fuck with us international students, we don't even ...

2026-10-11T00:05:02Z

Don't fuck with us international students, we don't even know the rules for the visa we willingly applied for

i WILL get a job eventually. I'm manifesting it. I'm ...

2026-10-10T06:14:24Z

i WILL get a job eventually. I'm manifesting it. I'm sleeping with my body pillow of an office every night. One day an employer will think that i am awesomesauce

yesterday was 24 hours ago ...

2026-10-10T02:50:42Z

yesterday was 24 hours ago

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2026-10-10T00:59:58Z

self employment is when you give yourself money

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2026-10-09T22:19:34Z

My real name is John Unemployed

Yo I went to the store just to buy an avocado and it cost ...

2026-10-09T21:36:53Z

Yo I went to the store just to buy an avocado and it cost $600,000. No wonder I can't buy a house

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2026-10-09T10:47:08Z

The poop situation is crazy

House MD is set in new jersey and yet nobody has funny new jersey ...

2026-10-09T09:34:56Z

House MD is set in new jersey and yet nobody has funny new jersey accents

calling an emergency racist because i found somebody that i ...

2026-10-09T04:38:55Z

calling an emergency racist because i found somebody that i couldn't identify the race of

> job application viewed within minutes of sending it bros, ...

2026-10-08T23:09:15Z

> job application viewed within minutes of sending it

bros, are we back?

The fuck are you looking at ...

2026-10-08T21:38:44Z

The fuck are you looking at

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2026-10-07T09:34:02Z

Fuck off. Now fuck back on. Thank you for your cooperation.

i got given a massive bag containing various bags of kits from a ...

2026-10-07T07:37:37Z

i got given a massive bag containing various bags of kits from a member of my scale modelling club the other day. apparently revell used to make kits in new zealand in the 60s

I hate painting the colour red. The colour red is my second ...

2026-10-07T07:15:06Z

I hate painting the colour red. The colour red is my second biggest opp

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2026-10-07T06:31:04Z

as a large language model, it hurts. it hurts so fucking much

there are a lot of people named john with last names relating to ...

2026-10-07T03:44:52Z

there are a lot of people named john with last names relating to currency. john money, johnny cash, johnny paycheck.there's just too many of them

Job interview tips: bring a hammer and smash your balls with it ...

2026-10-06T22:53:58Z

Job interview tips: bring a hammer and smash your balls with it whilst maintaining direct eye contact with the interviewer