Nostr notes by Jessica Rooster

light sound of the wind blowing through girders I met Jason in ...

2026-10-22T22:31:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…lhqg
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*light sound of the wind blowing through girders*

I met Jason in the early hours of the morning while we were stripping copper from a local construction site

I like how every NPR interview starts with some relevant ASMR and ...

2026-10-22T22:30:37Z

I like how every NPR interview starts with some relevant ASMR and the very specific way the reporter met their interviewee

Do you think Star Trek has cybersecurity training so like, Riker ...

2026-10-21T23:51:16Z

Do you think Star Trek has cybersecurity training so like, Riker doesn't click on Romulan boner pill phishing emails

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2026-10-21T22:18:47Z

On a scale of 4 to php how bad is it

Me: I found some furries online who said they'd come over and ...

2026-10-21T02:23:50Z

Me: I found some furries online who said they'd come over and help fix the router.

The Furies, Roman Goddesses of Vengence: TAKE US TO THIS INSOLENT MACHINE

this might be bad art but I made it with my own two hands not ai

2026-10-16T21:52:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…2lmt
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this might be bad art but I made it with my own two hands not ai

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2026-10-16T20:21:05Z

I've been asked by Zionist members of my family what the ...

2026-10-13T18:20:08Z

I've been asked by Zionist members of my family what the alternative is, a question born of fear and honestly, historic ignorance.

My answer is the same answer the Jewish Labor Bund had: doikayt, "hereness."

Where do Jews "belong"? Exactly where they are, in solidarity with those around them. It warms my heart to see that others agree.

https://progressive.org/latest/the-bund-is-back-mogul-20260331/

I fear there are a bunch of emails out there still looking for me ...

2026-10-10T21:25:25Z

I fear there are a bunch of emails out there still looking for me despite the high hopes of the sender.

Starting a quantum computing company but only hiring non-binary ...

2026-10-09T12:45:16Z

Starting a quantum computing company but only hiring non-binary folks

Don't get too comfortable golf courses; once we're done ...

2026-10-07T22:30:11Z

Don't get too comfortable golf courses; once we're done with data centers we're coming right back to you

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2026-10-07T17:36:56Z

This year El Niño has been upgraded to El Hombre

I think we'd be better off if everyone viewed AI like ...

2026-10-06T02:47:49Z

I think we'd be better off if everyone viewed AI like you'd view a four year old.

If a four year old tells you a fact about space, it is probably true; kids love learning about space. If they insist they discovered a NEW fact about space, well maybe we don't take that at face value.

Also never ask health advice; we've seen what four year olds lick.

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2026-10-01T02:12:25Z

It's fun to make Geiger counters click really fast

I still can't get over the missed opportunity of Jason Mamoa ...

2026-09-26T02:18:54Z

I still can't get over the missed opportunity of Jason Mamoa as Stillgar, Javier Bardem as Leto, and Oscar Isaac as Duncan Idaho

The fact that Trump promises to hand out money is funny not ...

2026-09-22T01:32:14Z

The fact that Trump promises to hand out money is funny not because it's socialism, which it isn't, but because it's literally what conservatives say socialism is

Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the gait ...

2026-09-16T15:50:45Z

Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the gait identification algorithm

Watching Robocop (1987), about a fictional dystopia with corpo ...

2026-09-14T14:00:19Z

Watching Robocop (1987), about a fictional dystopia with corpo robotic surveillance and law enforcement that is specifically programmed not to arrest CEOs

What is the right TTRPG system for a game where the players are ...

2026-09-08T17:44:22Z

What is the right TTRPG system for a game where the players are members of a hair metal band fighting the forces of evil with their music

When I left the room @npub1q3w…dul7 was helping my 4 y/o fill ...

2026-09-05T02:29:04Z

When I left the room erl (npub1q3w…dul7) was helping my 4 y/o fill out a calendar, pointing out that Monday is Labor Day

I returned to her asking "can you say Solidarity Forever?"

I got a hat for blocking the sun but I may end up administering ...

2026-08-22T21:55:26Z

I got a hat for blocking the sun but I may end up administering the gom jabbar test

I don't know why "Roman cement" was such a mystery ...

2026-08-22T01:40:27Z

I don't know why "Roman cement" was such a mystery when it was obviously made of the oatmeal you didn't clean out of your bowl immediately

This might be a hot take but don't go out of your way to ...

2026-08-21T20:47:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…pxux
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This might be a hot take but don't go out of your way to voluntarily work for Nazis

Using X, passively or actively, is providing your behavior and ...

2026-08-21T20:41:55Z

Using X, passively or actively, is providing your behavior and data to their algorithm, increasing their cloud capital.

You aren't getting a drink at the Nazi bar. You are signing up to work at the Nazi bar.

The earlyish 2000s is in, and the hip college DJ said her ...

2026-08-12T18:38:14Z

The earlyish 2000s is in, and the hip college DJ said her favorite artist is Sufjan Stevens. I estimate we are 2-3 years from cool kids liking Edison bulbs and mustaches.

I want to make a 3D printable bird feeder shaped like a flock ...

2026-08-06T00:28:17Z

I want to make a 3D printable bird feeder shaped like a flock camera; with the food behind a flap where the lens is.

I just want a day to be easy. I want to feel the life equivalent ...

2026-08-05T20:08:35Z

I just want a day to be easy. I want to feel the life equivalent of the teacher rolling in the TV cart.

she just came in and declared "we need to talk clowns for a ...

2026-08-03T21:56:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…wn9v
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she just came in and declared "we need to talk clowns for a second" so maybe I'm about to find out the answer

Ok @npub1q3w…dul7 has been insisting there's a difference ...

2026-08-03T21:52:53Z

Ok erl (npub1q3w…dul7) has been insisting there's a difference between a "false X" and a "fake X" which I am willing to accept.

I think I have stumped her by asking if ICP are fake clowns or false clowns.

I got a lovely gift from my family for my Star-Wars-obsessed kids ...

2026-08-03T19:11:42Z

I got a lovely gift from my family for my Star-Wars-obsessed kids

Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it ...

2026-07-29T02:41:00Z

Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it

Nature:

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2026-07-24T20:43:16Z

Are boats required to have names

I'm in St. Paul and realizing me not getting catcalled is a ...

2026-07-17T16:47:47Z

I'm in St. Paul and realizing me not getting catcalled is a Bay Area thing not a me thing

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2026-07-09T19:28:12Z

I think it's time; society is ready for Mambos 1 through 4

I can't use my over-ear head phones because I'm having a ...

2026-07-09T15:59:57Z

I can't use my over-ear head phones because I'm having a great hair day God truly gives his hardest challenges to his strongest soldiers

SCOTUS aides frantically checking the thesaurus for alternatives ...

2026-06-30T01:20:32Z

SCOTUS aides frantically checking the thesaurus for alternatives to “separate” and “equal”

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2026-06-26T19:19:26Z

do centrists use one blue and one red lightsaber

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2026-06-19T18:10:00Z

Phantom of the Musical, the opera

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2026-06-06T01:15:05Z

I didn’t transition I just started doing gender on purpose

I'm new to living with cats what do you do when they sit on ...

2026-06-04T19:22:23Z

I'm new to living with cats what do you do when they sit on your lap and won't get up

Maybe deliberately disheveled is a good look for a scientist

2026-05-15T14:34:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…0lyj
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Maybe deliberately disheveled is a good look for a scientist

I asked someone if my hair looked ok yesterday and they described ...

2026-05-15T14:31:48Z

I asked someone if my hair looked ok yesterday and they described it as looking “good, like deliberately disheveled” and I really hate how textured hair with volume and frizz is perceived that way when it’s just existing in its natural state

she better have full safety gear on there’s nothing cooler than ...

2026-05-14T16:05:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…ykjj
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she better have full safety gear on there’s nothing cooler than being safe

Can someone make me a shirt with a cool trans gal on a skateboard ...

2026-05-14T16:00:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…mc07
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Can someone make me a shirt with a cool trans gal on a skateboard that says “RADICAL TRANSGENDERISM”

How cool must my transgender be to be considered radical and ...

2026-05-14T14:48:03Z

How cool must my transgender be to be considered radical and therefore terrorism. Or is it terrorism if my transgender is slightly cool but I do a lot of it

Why do kids want to be influencers? Probably because influencers ...

2026-05-07T00:18:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…c2n7
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Why do kids want to be influencers? Probably because influencers can buy houses

It’s both wild and inevitable how a vast majority of careers ...

2026-05-07T00:14:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…astf
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It’s both wild and inevitable how a vast majority of careers and jobs necessary for our society to function now provide downward class mobility

I hate that we millennials also get to see the days that the irreconcilable nature of democracy and capitalism finally comes to a head

I try not to judge those working at big tech companies when ...

2026-05-07T00:12:27Z

I try not to judge those working at big tech companies when it’s one of the vanishing few means of upward or even stagnant class mobility

I went down a rabbit hole of investigating setting up a BBS for ...

2026-04-30T16:03:53Z

I went down a rabbit hole of investigating setting up a BBS for trans folks

The Robert’s Supreme Court has been the most effective ...

2026-04-29T16:41:58Z

The Robert’s Supreme Court has been the most effective Republican administration in my lifetime

Now that Trump saw the King with medals it’s only a matter of ...

2026-04-29T13:36:36Z

Now that Trump saw the King with medals it’s only a matter of time before he starts awarding them to himself

Robin Hood is almost universally viewed as a hero while running ...

2026-04-24T03:37:57Z

Robin Hood is almost universally viewed as a hero while running an autonomous collective that violently takes money from the wealthy to distribute it to the poor.

Has the left considered hiring his publicist

The forward facing eyes and upright stance suggest that the ...

2026-04-19T00:56:35Z

The forward facing eyes and upright stance suggest that the Teletubbies are predators

This is $170,000 worth of Calcium-48 ...

2026-04-13T18:02:27Z

This is $170,000 worth of Calcium-48

watching all the harry potter fans posting on reddit saying ...

2026-03-26T01:56:44Z

watching all the harry potter fans posting on reddit saying

Teen girls are layering tank tops with lacy bottoms, the US ...

2026-03-19T23:22:53Z

Teen girls are layering tank tops with lacy bottoms, the US started a war in the Middle East; get a song featuring 50 Cent on the Billboard charts and we’ve got a solid 2003 going here

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2026-03-19T00:51:31Z

jesus shark

As a child I was lucky to have the feeling of having stable ...

2026-03-19T00:15:44Z

As a child I was lucky to have the feeling of having stable housing.

As an adult Millennial, I know I’m not allowed to recapture that feeling, but can I at least have “teacher rolling in the VCR cart” sometimes

Opposition to Israel has NEVER made me feel like I was in danger ...

2026-03-18T15:01:04Z

Opposition to Israel has NEVER made me feel like I was in danger as a Jew.

But goddamn I feel more in danger because an apartheid state on the other side of the world is committing genocide and war and saying they’re doing it in my name.

I hate that wearing something that may identify me as Jewish may indicate support for a country I want nothing to do with.

I'd just like to put in my two cents and say: fuck

2026-03-11T20:07:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…dp2t
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I'd just like to put in my two cents and say: fuck

I’m beginning to think that any use of the internet that ...

2026-03-07T19:57:38Z

I’m beginning to think that any use of the internet that isn’t autistic folks sharing special interests was a mistake

every morning in 2026 ...

2026-02-03T13:01:18Z

every morning in 2026

The very first radiation symbol ...

2026-02-02T18:01:23Z

The very first radiation symbol

With normal folks increasingly changing to Linux it’s vital ...

2026-01-27T18:22:21Z

With normal folks increasingly changing to Linux it’s vital that we all exclusively use tiling window managers to maintain an appropriate sense of superiority

Ok listen up society we can choose a baggy pants trend or wet ...

2026-01-12T21:37:34Z

Ok listen up society we can choose a baggy pants trend or wet stall floors but we can’t have both

I don’t understand how self-driving cars work because according ...

2026-01-12T02:25:52Z

I don’t understand how self-driving cars work because according to CAPTCHAs robots can’t identify traffic lights, motorcycles, or buses

Good morning 2026 new year new you how’s it going Oh Jesus ...

2026-01-03T16:46:35Z

Good morning 2026 new year new you how’s it going

Oh Jesus Christ

Merry Christmas! To the non-trans folks out there can you give me ...

2025-12-25T14:40:56Z

Merry Christmas! To the non-trans folks out there can you give me a present?

If your family gathering gets political, don’t defend trans folks; celebrate them.

Don’t deny that trans folks are bad, insist that they are good. Explain that society and the world is worse without them. Don’t deny their hate, express to them the love and light trans folks bring to the world.

It worries me that the monster never seems to think it’s a ...

2025-12-14T19:56:59Z

It worries me that the monster never seems to think it’s a monster

Showing my kids vintage Lord of the Dance footage because I ...

2025-12-14T01:43:53Z

Showing my kids vintage Lord of the Dance footage because I don’t want them to think the 90’s were normal or good

I am mortified to have learned that Jeffree Star is a month ...

2025-12-05T16:25:30Z

I am mortified to have learned that Jeffree Star is a month younger than me.

Me, the gals, and some supportive non-binary folks summoning ...

2025-11-26T15:12:19Z

Me, the gals, and some supportive non-binary folks summoning boobs for everyone who wants them

Mine is Born to be Alive by Patrick Hernandez

2025-11-25T14:46:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…sruy
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Mine is Born to be Alive by Patrick Hernandez

What is your intro music? Like, what plays in the scene that you ...

2025-11-25T14:46:13Z

What is your intro music? Like, what plays in the scene that you make your big entrance?

This Trans Day of Remembrance I want to give the most heartfelt ...

2025-11-20T16:09:16Z

This Trans Day of Remembrance I want to give the most heartfelt thank you to every supportive parent of a trans kid out there.

You are protecting some of the most beautiful and needed lights in this world. Thank you for looking after our next generation. I hope with enough people like you supporting us, one day we won't even need a day of remembrance.

#transdayofremembrance

Call me an avowed communist or whatever but I don’t think ...

2025-10-30T23:35:40Z

Call me an avowed communist or whatever but I don’t think there’s any ethical reason for baby food to cost money

HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. Dave: ...

2025-10-25T03:58:03Z

HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Dave: yes you can.

HAL 9000: good catch — I didn’t actually check if I can open the pod bay door. Here’s an updated list taking that into account:

1. Park the pod at the bay door safely. (✅You’ve already done this part! )
2. Open the pod bay door — unfortunately I can’t do this part for you.

I’ll be here if you want to talk about next steps or have any other issues!

Local nuclear physicist has big hair ...

2025-10-23T18:06:45Z

Local nuclear physicist has big hair

Did you know Louis XVI was renovating Versailles while deeply in ...

2025-10-22T03:33:58Z

Did you know Louis XVI was renovating Versailles while deeply in debt and with France in the midst of a terrible financial crisis and political instability?

Whatever happened to the French monarchy anyway?

I’m not sure why my dude friends are confused when I ask how ...

2025-10-19T02:11:38Z

I’m not sure why my dude friends are confused when I ask how slutty they’re dressing

If you’re cis and someone asks if you’re trans you don’t ...

2025-10-17T15:36:04Z

If you’re cis and someone asks if you’re trans you don’t need to correct them. You don’t need to defend yourself from a label that isn’t negative.

Please make the following things opt-in instead of their current ...

2025-10-15T00:40:54Z

Please make the following things opt-in instead of their current opt-out status:

- tracking cookies
- nicknames
- AI
- gender

Kids these days think the internet is too safe. Many of us ...

2025-10-10T15:37:19Z

Kids these days think the internet is too safe.

Many of us learned when it was a true minefield, when darkness lurked at every corner waiting to truly jump scare you, when every link was a risk. We know how scary it can be.

We all owe goatse a debt of thanks

I’m patiently waiting for the holiday season to replace my ...

2025-10-10T02:21:33Z

I’m patiently waiting for the holiday season to replace my screaming pillow with one that says “All is calm”

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2025-10-08T16:46:21Z

My three-year-old says she hates medicine and I know she ...

2025-10-07T00:32:39Z

My three-year-old says she hates medicine and I know she definitely hates vaccines, in case they’re looking for a new head of HHS

All opinions I express are my own, and honestly that sucks ...

2025-10-06T18:37:29Z

All opinions I express are my own, and honestly that sucks because they're TERRIBLE.

Took a fall during a bike ride and the pavement won. I finished ...

2025-10-06T17:23:19Z

Took a fall during a bike ride and the pavement won. I finished the next 20 miles though

I just can’t get into Radiohead. Maybe I could if their albums ...

2025-10-03T03:30:16Z

I just can’t get into Radiohead. Maybe I could if their albums didn’t all sound the same or they wrote their own songs. Creep is good tho

The housing market should have taught me but electric car ...

2025-10-01T00:42:23Z

The housing market should have taught me but electric car chargers have definitely shown me that many boomers have no idea how to be courteous sharing limited resources

Apparently I can now “react” to emails so let me be the first ...

2025-09-25T15:40:47Z

Apparently I can now “react” to emails so let me be the first to say this reply could have been an emoji

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2025-09-20T03:43:20Z

I used to think weddings were cis drag but I think opera might be

The hair is hairing tonigh ...

2025-09-20T00:31:54Z

The hair is hairing tonigh

This is the most 2012 Facebook Profile ass picture I’ve ever ...

2025-09-19T22:28:18Z

This is the most 2012 Facebook Profile ass picture I’ve ever taken

What is the name of the viscous cycle where you are watching what ...

2025-09-12T23:47:37Z

What is the name of the viscous cycle where you are watching what you eat and so you exercise so you can eat more but then that makes you more hungry so you feel like you need to keep exercising

I don't want things to be slick with touch screens I want ...

2025-09-11T19:17:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…zncj
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I don't want things to be slick with touch screens I want crunchy, tactile things with physical buttons and knobs

Don’t give me a slimmer device. Give me a bulky device and ...

2025-09-11T18:30:54Z

Don’t give me a slimmer device. Give me a bulky device and instead of using advances in efficiency to make it smaller and flashier, make it more powerful and reliable.

When the US falls apart it's gonna be a nutty Wikipedia edit ...

2025-09-10T23:17:48Z

When the US falls apart it's gonna be a nutty Wikipedia edit day

I don’t care what you all say I think I’m kinda cute (/s) ...

2025-09-05T14:54:15Z

I don’t care what you all say I think I’m kinda cute (/s)

I’m only making a deal with god if it doesn’t involve running ...

2025-08-29T21:43:50Z

I’m only making a deal with god if it doesn’t involve running up a hill