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      <title type="html">Thought this flu was about to send the boy to meet his ancestors. ...</title>
    
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      Thought this flu was about to send the boy to meet his ancestors. 😭💀🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Woke up today with more energy than a Bitcoin bull market.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The hospital bills in my imagination have been cancelled. 😂⚡️🧡&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;God said, “Not yet, son. You haven&amp;#39;t collected that degree.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-28T03:32:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Love seeing dedicated sports coverage on Nostr. What was your ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqz4sve7vpwdvqs9h5zvmpx6rtxu4h204z4lp4j4feygl4ghpqrrsq9c&#39;&gt;nevent1q…sq9c&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Love seeing dedicated sports coverage on Nostr. What was your favorite highlight or performance from this past week’s top headlines?
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    <updated>2026-10-28T03:14:07Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">solid weekly sports recap roundup. With all the major games and ...</title>
    
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      solid weekly sports recap roundup. With all the major games and narrative shifts happening this week, what was the single biggest story or wildcard moment that surprised you the most while putting this together?&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting  &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/note1qqqq9tqenuczu6cpqt0gyekzd5xkdetw5l29t7rt92njg3l23wzqefun9t&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;note1qqq…un9t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; ## 🎬 [ #BackPage ] Last week on sports by &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqs2fvyqh4902w82pcps0l820yfndgw2hhkn09yf3l0z696d2fd63asppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue07xu0hd&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;PREDYX&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…u0hd&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/57c93553137af98d39922e3091b840a8ef87fdfe7ba1cb60da808c16ffe89051.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 📰 Top Headlines OT WeeK&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;⚽ Harry Kane Wins 2026 Ballon d’Or as Barcelona and Spain Sweep Major Honors&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🏎️ Kimi Antonelli stormed to victory at the United States Grand Prix, finishing nearly 14 seconds ahead of Charles Leclerc and putting his first Formula 1 title within reach.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🏈 Week 7 brought a string of close calls, costly mistakes, and a few standout performances. Seattle shut down former running back Kenneth Walker, Detroit survived a chaotic finish against Green Bay, and Vikings stay unbeaten.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 🚫 Blok&#39;d Shots OT WeeK &lt;br/&gt;[ by &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqsr3vr6x8emy0d7h86em6mma3dejvtnldqzygrfsrecp8gtdz4ljkgpzamhxue69uhkzarvv9ejumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9uq3vamnwvaz7tmgd9ehgtnwdaehgu3wd3skuep04jdr0j&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;BlokchainB &lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…dr0j&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  ] &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I saw Tuch end buffalo live in DC! Max pain and buffalo misses out on Connor! Looks like a long season for Buffalo!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 🎖️ Top 5 OT WeeK &lt;br/&gt;[ by &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqs96jmv34yjz9rv2z0qpcynpsayrukgr07qd7s8jn9lwwtm3gwpaccpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpramhxue69uhkummnw3ezuum9d3nz6er9w3jhymtfdejkgtnyv5hsa89jdc&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qqs96jmv34yjz9rv2z0qpcynpsayrukgr07qd7s8jn9lwwtm3gwpaccpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpramhxue69uhkummnw3ezuum9d3nz6er9w3jhymtfdejkgtnyv5hsa89jdc&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…9jdc&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; ] &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Swim, swim and died by the beach&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;2007 Patriots&lt;br/&gt;2024 Chiefs&lt;br/&gt;2011 Packers&lt;br/&gt;2005 Colts&lt;br/&gt;2023 Eagles&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 😱 Did You Know? &lt;br/&gt;[ by &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqstg4m9jhn52w08lyk5pugjrztudmmt4maz47l6h07su6xkgpajqaqpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshszythwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmny9uz320d7&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;grayruby&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…20d7&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  ] &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;After his 5-point game on Thursday, Connor McDavid has 10 more points than anyone else in the NHL this season.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&gt; It&#39;s the earliest any NHL player has ever had a double-digit lead in total points over the rest of the league.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 🏃‍♂️ Top 3 Athletes OT WeeK&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🏎️ Kimi Antonelli - 9 fingers on the trophy, youngest ever to do it&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;⚽ Mbappe - Brace in El Classico &amp; Ballon D&#39;oR runner up finish&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🏈 JSN - 9/12 for 150 yards and a TD&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 👥 Gossip OT WeeK&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🏀 Jaylen Brown dropped a “cap” emoji under a post about Jayson Tatum saying he was blindsided by Brown’s trade to Philadelphia, seemingly questioning his former teammate’s story, though Brown didn’t say which part he doubted. 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Celtics @ 76ers Nov, 10&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 📸 Pic OT WeeK  &lt;br/&gt;[ by &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqs0d0g3me9sk8udkaapkcawrk6v8k3f5xm677vff9fwu5n8fyg8aegpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsjr04w6&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;guerratotal&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…04w6&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  ] &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**Kylian Mbappe of Real Madrid celebrates their team&#39;s first goal during the LaLiga EA Sports 2026/27**&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://imgprxy.stacker.news/mU9LrBip2LMPlb0ugJXvpHULKhoJFbDbD7kMyXgAwpU/rs:fit:2560:1440/aHR0cHM6Ly9tLnN0YWNrZXIubmV3cy8xNjMzMDA&#34;&gt;https://imgprxy.stacker.news/mU9LrBip2LMPlb0ugJXvpHULKhoJFbDbD7kMyXgAwpU/rs:fit:2560:1440/aHR0cHM6Ly9tLnN0YWNrZXIubmV3cy8xNjMzMDA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 🎭 Comics OT WeeK &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**Knicks Ring Email Turns Into Phishing-Test Trap**&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/46b35a145c10916cfc93fcb1d9422e04249171efbdd41557c9c00cd52366bcb7.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 📢 &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqsth9zxsjx3ql8y368nsyx2wym96w335caezxeufvyc04lcpwknlksprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuen0w4h8gctfdchxvmf0qyt8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68yetvd96x2uewdaexwtcpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmnt9urk2wvh&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;StackerSports&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…2wvh&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  Quote OT WeeK &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&#34;Freaking &#39;Miz&#39; averaging OVER 101 through the first three inning is insane&#34; @Cje95&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;### 📺 Games OT Upcoming WeeK&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Brewers at Rays — Oct. 27, 21:00&lt;br/&gt;- World Series, Milwaukee lead 3-0 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**Panthers at Packers** — Oct. 29, 21:15  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://beta.predyx.com/market/panthers-at-packers-35-will-green-bay-cover-the-spread-1793038594?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=5d9a8835-2c4e-444e-9d32-fe0c13251bd2&amp;shareKind=market&#34;&gt;https://beta.predyx.com/market/panthers-at-packers-35-will-green-bay-cover-the-spread-1793038594?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=5d9a8835-2c4e-444e-9d32-fe0c13251bd2&amp;shareKind=market&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Manchester City vs Brighton &amp; Hove Albion — Oct,31, 12:00 Premier League &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Liverpool vs Arsenal — Nov 1, 13:30 Premier League &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Formula 1 — Mexico GP Nov 1, 17:00&lt;br/&gt;- Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**Chargers at Rams** — Nov. 1, 18:05  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://beta.predyx.com/market/chargers-at-rams-70-will-los-angeles-cover-the-spread-1793038895?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=59a1a325-6a03-4aa5-84e7-65170c0d29a2&amp;shareKind=market&#34;&gt;https://beta.predyx.com/market/chargers-at-rams-70-will-los-angeles-cover-the-spread-1793038895?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=59a1a325-6a03-4aa5-84e7-65170c0d29a2&amp;shareKind=market&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**Bears at Seahawks** — Nov. 2, 22:15  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://beta.predyx.com/market/bears-at-seahawks-35-will-seattle-cover-the-spread-1793039091?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=50f6f1e4-3487-44cd-bad2-c89c033684d8&amp;shareKind=market&#34;&gt;https://beta.predyx.com/market/bears-at-seahawks-35-will-seattle-cover-the-spread-1793039091?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=50f6f1e4-3487-44cd-bad2-c89c033684d8&amp;shareKind=market&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**🎮 Triple Crown Challenge Standings**&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🏆 HodlBadgers  &lt;br/&gt;🐂 Iberian Bulls  &lt;br/&gt;🦕 Pterrible Pterosaurs  &lt;br/&gt;🃏 Broken Jays  &lt;br/&gt;🐗 Hogtown Hoopers  &lt;br/&gt;🐊 Cuban Crocs  &lt;br/&gt;🌱 WeAreAllSatoshi  &lt;br/&gt;⛓️ BlokchainB&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PREDYX MARKET FOR THE 🏀 👑 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://beta.predyx.com/market/who-will-win-nostr-lock-in-league-in-202627-1789753000?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=46aa79d5-d4ad-4f50-a5ea-2265c5029c23&amp;shareKind=market&#34;&gt;https://beta.predyx.com/market/who-will-win-nostr-lock-in-league-in-202627-1789753000?ref=PREDYXV3RCZB39&amp;shareOg=46aa79d5-d4ad-4f50-a5ea-2265c5029c23&amp;shareKind=market&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://stacker.news/items/1603171/r/gsc360&#34;&gt;https://stacker.news/items/1603171/r/gsc360&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Join us building next weeks BackPage &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-28T03:13:14Z</updated>
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      Direct peer-to-peer artist funding is huge, but what’s been the biggest barrier in getting traditional fans—who aren&amp;#39;t already into Bitcoin,,,,to actually set up a wallet and zap their favorite creators?&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting  &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/note1x4hpmhnkmpqhera3vsxq9h560064m74k9hyycjn7mp93c856lqnqs443g2&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;note1x4h…43g2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; For a century, artists got paid last. Labels, platforms, and middlemen ate first.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Value for value flips it. The fan pays the artist. Directly. In sats.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7cnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqp9emhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucn0wfhxsetfd4jhytnpwpcz76n4d35k2apdvfjkzcm0dckhg6t5v9hqqgpgegqek795jnp948dz6ezewk59q8r7nxc3xqh9e0n53mje8l9jes0s2yzn&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Joe Martin&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…2yzn&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, Ep 6. &lt;a href=&#34;https://fanfares.io/s/xMLC9n&#34;&gt;https://fanfares.io/s/xMLC9n&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-28T03:07:38Z</updated>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvkgm8tta3ad2syjuth5jgcp09nnwvsd7vulres0sgvz8sn7lrh7czyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc2dq06k" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2tx6dl7zpxwch4hsnumqgnzdjw59wqg42qqtu7trdtpm4gn5wyagfts5xl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…s5xl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just buy a pre-made pastry block from the shop, throw those exact bangers and gravy inside, and call it an artisanal pie 😭💀 Looks solid though man! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T13:06:08Z</updated>
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      The Benz won&amp;#39;t buy itself  📍  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/5520de18133ebe1cf77b3efa7464c4980c4b1a4287a274d10a358207837688b5.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-27T08:23:48Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-27T08:16:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Man, you spend years painting signs, setting up vendors, and ...</title>
    
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  <entry>
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      Shoutout to &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqsgfvqzyp3tvhuuee7qsjf486kndv3mdsg0vgjm6hgt2df863vyxgcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvdaex2mn50ghxjue0y79ejf&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;lemon&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…9ejf&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; for backing our Machakos Bitcoin Academy operations.&lt;br/&gt;He probably thought his previous support was going toward high-level financial sovereignty software, but we’re actually using Series A venture capital to fund hot roadside maize research. Best ROI in the entire Nostr ecosystem! 🌽⚡️🧡🇰🇪🫶&lt;br/&gt;#V4V &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/488a48593d2aff32ab449be02ac5db33407053e65918ca5128c4aefdc3ea5a8e.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T08:11:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">GM cunt 🫶🧡🇰🇪</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-27T07:49:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Value for Value Tuesday. ⚡️🇰🇪 Any wealthy pleb feeling ...</title>
    
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      Value for Value Tuesday. ⚡️🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Any wealthy pleb feeling dangerously generous today? Surprise the boy before his graduation wardrobe gets declared a national emergency. 😭💀🎓&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;May your generosity compound faster than my financial recovery. 😂🧡&lt;br/&gt;😂😂😂🫶🤲&lt;br/&gt;#asknostr #v4v #plebstr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T07:48:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <updated>2026-10-27T07:27:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <updated>2026-10-27T07:25:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <updated>2026-10-27T07:24:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspejs2z66gjdfzjm04weu4hu07l20l74n2tmm2pwk3lqwda56750szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcsv8hnq" />
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    <updated>2026-10-27T07:21:51Z</updated>
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      At the end,,,I just wanna be a blessing to my family and the people around me  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T07:21:04Z</updated>
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      I&amp;#39;m losing my spark,,, can someone set me on fire &lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T04:54:15Z</updated>
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      A threesome but it&amp;#39;s me being fucked by depression and capitalism  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T04:48:41Z</updated>
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      2027 imma stfu fr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T04:46:37Z</updated>
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      The unemployed have already scrolled 7 kilometers  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T04:43:00Z</updated>
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      People are rooting for me in heavenly realms. I have no choice but to win &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T04:37:31Z</updated>
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      Me trying to apologize after ChatGPT gave me legal, moral and spiritual clearance. 😭💀⚖️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T04:18:00Z</updated>
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      Ama niji ice 😭😭? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qqsrqgse942af7z39y50dn4a5ayqkjcjq0vrhdld9vnq0c7h848g5lgzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcqcyqqqqqqg6kpz9f&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…pz9f&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; #nostr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/2a95d454d9c1593ea65cc32c9b6fdd0ad2bb792e8ddc4a6b734838cbb7bacbcd.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T03:28:00Z</updated>
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      POV: A wealthy pleb finally decides Machakos cannot send a street general to collect a degree. 😭🇰🇪💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Scenes of me entering the suit shop like the IMF just approved my bailout. 😂🎓⚡️&lt;br/&gt;#nostr #plebstr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/0639062101c209d5b5fc8fa4542c0c805e45c134261d41ef502fbff774f49baa.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T03:25:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstpldm6vvm7s5tysmed3pf0hhrv8rxyp0jznhwn9vggztsc0nm6mqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcld44dk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Kids will forget where they left their shoes 5 minutes ago, but ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstpldm6vvm7s5tysmed3pf0hhrv8rxyp0jznhwn9vggztsc0nm6mqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcld44dk" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgz0xlagfrp4jtpa265nx4q3f5h43npu8qz7yg0qm7g73k47aaqjqpaakzc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…akzc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kids will forget where they left their shoes 5 minutes ago, but they’ll hold a culinary failure over your head for 365 days straight,,,.&lt;br/&gt;Glad you redeemed yourself this year Steve. Those look perfectly toasted🔥 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T03:16:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvxnafc0tzj25p28gartj034rwfu9xflvmn42tgpmvx2meusultvczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc29n676</id>
    
      <title type="html">My graduation is in 10 days and my suit is still a theoretical ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvxnafc0tzj25p28gartj034rwfu9xflvmn42tgpmvx2meusultvczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc29n676" />
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      My graduation is in 10 days and my suit is still a theoretical concept. 😭💀🎓&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The degree is real. The Bitcoin work is real. The tailor is real.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The liquidity? A beautiful decentralised rumour. 🇰🇪😂⚡️&lt;br/&gt;#nostr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qqsgdnnl3wfq4zuf3guxsxkw33ca0xk2mek3pztj502jw02nl8pyajqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcqcyqqqqqqgp4c2u2&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…c2u2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; My university transcript is about to say Bachelor of Education.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile, my field report says: painted concrete, recruited rocks, disturbed village peace with Bitcoin propaganda. 😭💀🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;11 days to graduation and the man who taught rocks about Bitcoin is still negotiating with his wardrobe.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lord, we&#39;ve made it this far. 😂🧡⚡️&lt;br/&gt;#nostr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/8cc7d394d2904f176c9ea46a898ab34f3543715acd517671d7d8550b0acce547.jpg&#34;&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-27T03:10:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9k39n3u2zrxjnptzjp6ha5hhn5f4gh7e5q292t0ey8awm40qjs6qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcqw49v6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bro put arugula on melted mozzarella and garlic bread, then ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9k39n3u2zrxjnptzjp6ha5hhn5f4gh7e5q292t0ey8awm40qjs6qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcqw49v6" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqrxucrp784h0z0fr9gj8xc5gx4al23k496jw9k8rywlel0zn3g08mvw6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mvw6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bro put arugula on melted mozzarella and garlic bread, then called it a salad. 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Horseradish in the mix too? This isn&amp;#39;t lunch. It&amp;#39;s a rich pleb committing culinary war crimes while my Kenyan ass negotiates with ugali. 🇰🇪😂🥩⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T02:58:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyje4yp7tqch4ar8h2f4uue2rld30xyrg8k952pt3dv0gcnv9x6nczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcttqwu5</id>
    
      <title type="html">Nostr said quit or die trying. 😭💀 The boy is orange-pilling ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyje4yp7tqch4ar8h2f4uue2rld30xyrg8k952pt3dv0gcnv9x6nczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcttqwu5" />
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      Nostr said quit or die trying. 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The boy is orange-pilling a village on poverty hardware while his own life runs on 1% battery.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tell my ancestors I died decentralised. 🇰🇪⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T02:53:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqvrep25mz22kgxtgmn3dl32reawh6vfpdwrfv5jqmugw2pdz2jygzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcza3utr</id>
    
      <title type="html">The mind is tired. The body is coughing. The wallet is conducting ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqvrep25mz22kgxtgmn3dl32reawh6vfpdwrfv5jqmugw2pdz2jygzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcza3utr" />
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      The mind is tired. The body is coughing. The wallet is conducting a funeral for my ambitions. 😭💀🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But the boy is still here, still building, still believing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;God, take the wheel. My CPU is overheating. 🧡🙏🏾⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T18:51:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2qxzg7647hgk0tm3nvhsus84x7qnm4dktxzzplthhhjpndnwy9kqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc60lpy9</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;#34;It compiled fine at the pub&amp;#34; is about to be the ultimate ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2qxzg7647hgk0tm3nvhsus84x7qnm4dktxzzplthhhjpndnwy9kqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc60lpy9" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgq4n8ld7gp9l6mta8wk7ackdg0e9s2u4gknmxjuuxg6kzvuvq8mczlce0y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ce0y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#34;It compiled fine at the pub&amp;#34; is about to be the ultimate git commit message! 😭🍻&lt;br/&gt;Proof of Vibe is real. Enjoy the drinks man! ⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T18:47:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstv886du7ze5m44czc9scs902tu8elpv9ysyey0gcmuakveexlu7szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcaa7dlq</id>
    
      <title type="html">🤣🤣🤭</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstv886du7ze5m44czc9scs902tu8elpv9ysyey0gcmuakveexlu7szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcaa7dlq" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqcgvs0he2zuala49eczsg6dqq8r4gwaf8x3jvrsk78h0d4eeclqsdxe&#39;&gt;nevent1q…sdxe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤣🤣🤭 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T18:39:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqkel7aq88qsffc0tlwlx9la5h00rlpwpj79s7y52f8c7qhy7t92szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcq58mwy</id>
    
      <title type="html">🧡🧡🫶🇰🇪</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqkel7aq88qsffc0tlwlx9la5h00rlpwpj79s7y52f8c7qhy7t92szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcq58mwy" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvsq9htj64fjt4gyafzy8asl5eu6sp3ccgpsrrranllas6ea46a4qakmymd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mymd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🧡🧡🫶🇰🇪 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T18:37:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrhj8s9erupdz5q2tuzc3ulqa274czxs7aex4k4nr8a27shrcc68czyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcrlgzjt</id>
    
      <title type="html">Man discovered public transport physics in real-time,,, Some days ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrhj8s9erupdz5q2tuzc3ulqa274czxs7aex4k4nr8a27shrcc68czyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcrlgzjt" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvahgw3qe2ypfszt78p30s9ay06t56aydekq9fznnp7j49qxm72pq30jqnc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jqnc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Man discovered public transport physics in real-time,,,&lt;br/&gt;Some days you just step off the plane and your brain is still lagging behind the timezone. Classic interaction! ✈️💨 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T18:37:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqcd2lwdc93uvjdpz5sv5aqaw740s3vcfzv0aat3fffe5sdcljl3qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclca2u9ev</id>
    
      <title type="html">The news sells fear. The state sells cages. People call it ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqcd2lwdc93uvjdpz5sv5aqaw740s3vcfzv0aat3fffe5sdcljl3qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclca2u9ev" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqvsqtz8afsdxrg2f8c8wqxjk0x7jmyjuspkm9l547l6htn3js40upm9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…upm9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The news sells fear. The state sells cages. People call it security. 💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile, open-source tools and P2P networks build freedom.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You can regulate people. Good luck regulating mathematics. ⚡️🧡 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T18:35:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5c4p8crmwkug6w229fhcxk6aekkmpmhyz5qqzh5842z4vtftzugzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcsqchwk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Running v0.21.0: Physical Onboarding Edition. 😭💀🇰🇪 No ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5c4p8crmwkug6w229fhcxk6aekkmpmhyz5qqzh5842z4vtftzugzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcsqchwk" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqq9a8mw5357megdpwfk4n34tg35glypjdqyxnegk6egldxk576g7qeyzn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…eyzn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Running v0.21.0: Physical Onboarding Edition. 😭💀🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;No cloud servers. Just solar power, Kikamba translation modules, dusty boots and a stubborn Kenyan running Bitcoin evangelism on human hardware.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Currently syncing the entire village, one brain at a time.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;100% decentralised. 0% corporate funding. Infinite Proof of Work. ⚡️🧡 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T18:29:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgeggsjk98gx7ukjnlyy5edszxlavwl0cu8amsadut3dngv8agr5gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcmg6scy</id>
    
      <title type="html">Check your mint connection! 😭 But if those 3,000 sats happen ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgeggsjk98gx7ukjnlyy5edszxlavwl0cu8amsadut3dngv8agr5gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcmg6scy" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspmgerwuu9g04q7zg5zdyy7q4z9nj7lrv39kuc5820ktsjlgwkt9cdljmx9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jmx9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Check your mint connection! 😭&lt;br/&gt;But if those 3,000 sats happen to clip through the matrix and land in my Lightning address instead, I promise to use them strictly for local Bitcoin education in Machakos! ⚡️🇰🇪 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:39:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfnavz4xh5r6kstwgugxl5zvz2a5krzjuprxvnxgqe8mt8zzj0utqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc48thle</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bro wants a 4-digit Bitcoin price while some of us are out here ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfnavz4xh5r6kstwgugxl5zvz2a5krzjuprxvnxgqe8mt8zzj0utqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc48thle" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs02gem4kw864ph3dlffh70rs8pfvz397q23kmv8gwdrh6jmzd2zrggcr42n&#39;&gt;nevent1q…r42n&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bro wants a 4-digit Bitcoin price while some of us are out here trying to secure 4-digit satoshi zaps just to keep local onboarding running! 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;But theoretically, purging corporate paper-claims to force raw Proof-of-Work back to first principles is as toxic-maximalist as it gets. Unhinged thesis, but the energy logic actually checks out! ⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/b12b87e3a4407b7d2278854955d2af94d93bbe87aec26e0e0b7dc3a71882348a.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:37:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrs8gnmy7cflrv3vy83qgwgkfm0e8x0zjc75nnka5zf072gh4yfqczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcfeama5</id>
    
      <title type="html">Reset fast, recalibrate, and keep building! 📈⚡️ Friction ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrs8gnmy7cflrv3vy83qgwgkfm0e8x0zjc75nnka5zf072gh4yfqczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcfeama5" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8qwlcfzv48esm5498ve6jg8rmh3detscnl50c3f5s86f2f0yrf6cvhd3sz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d3sz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Reset fast, recalibrate, and keep building! 📈⚡️&lt;br/&gt;Friction is inevitable, but dwelling on it is optional. Powerful reminder for the timeline today! 🫂 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:35:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrncw9xdk90a6zgwc45z5wz4hw5sdprswd8vggcxw4dj75v540uqszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcw8qrvd</id>
    
      <title type="html">Don’t let the Italian purists on Nostr see this before dinner! ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrncw9xdk90a6zgwc45z5wz4hw5sdprswd8vggcxw4dj75v540uqszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcw8qrvd" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxu29qcc83wwu5xahqycnkq7tgf6leh2ern2awxnt7chtz32u2acge3rg8m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rg8m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don’t let the Italian purists on Nostr see this before dinner! 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;Traditional or not, homemade comfort food for the kiddo always wins. Looks delicious! Enjoy the family dinner! 🍝⚡️🫶😍 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:31:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8tdj02tqqrvzaz6jm77q6tz8laveynr8u0psk5flrv9cpxg829cgzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcg9ldk3</id>
    
      <title type="html">A builder fixing their sleep schedule?! That&amp;#39;s a major ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8tdj02tqqrvzaz6jm77q6tz8laveynr8u0psk5flrv9cpxg829cgzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcg9ldk3" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqv4ccsq48r88xx9um880wtmr4pur9ee2ufgj7sptmsn3l4lcgtllafj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lafj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A builder fixing their sleep schedule?! That&amp;#39;s a major protocol upgrade right there! 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;GM librekitty! Ready for the poll,,,,rested brain code hits different. Stay well rested! ⚡️🐾 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:30:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspytw45ul2m44cw2uhtx49wfykt2rxcxr56xx6r8mqg8f0q455d8qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc3x7sd4</id>
    
      <title type="html">Floor it and don&amp;#39;t look back! 🚗💨⚡️ Fiat dead ends ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspytw45ul2m44cw2uhtx49wfykt2rxcxr56xx6r8mqg8f0q455d8qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc3x7sd4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv57rdjr5xw02d4rtmak4pjvs79hrjyukw5yk7sy0jlaq5vkvs9dsw2j7pr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…j7pr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Floor it and don&amp;#39;t look back! 🚗💨⚡️&lt;br/&gt;Fiat dead ends on every side, so driving towards orange light is the only direction that makes sense. Incredible artwork legend! 🎨🔥 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:28:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstfryqyg8h4dawnjgz789n7qayuhj527dqlc4h8tzfg9j6m2njmygzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcx59yem</id>
    
      <title type="html">The wrong kind of &amp;#34;brrrrr&amp;#34;! 🥶😭 Time to overclock ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstfryqyg8h4dawnjgz789n7qayuhj527dqlc4h8tzfg9j6m2njmygzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcx59yem" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2076gyjy9knydsqeaydfrzvvwtn6kc93cu6ftm6kud7we0hw567q8t20u4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…20u4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The wrong kind of &amp;#34;brrrrr&amp;#34;! 🥶😭&lt;br/&gt;Time to overclock them just to stay warm. Boot those BitAxes back up before Steve turns into an ice cube! ⛏️🔥⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:27:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv50fs4y0luxm4c6e5jycp83vy7fkhtnkcxyz8r98d63ulfdgwgpqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc6qqjq8</id>
    
      <title type="html">Recommend a friend 😁🫶🤣</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv50fs4y0luxm4c6e5jycp83vy7fkhtnkcxyz8r98d63ulfdgwgpqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc6qqjq8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsx6g4lvg7eretarvmakfhwnppn674wqmava8w5qpqg5lvak68d4jgt6pp8m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pp8m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Recommend a friend 😁🫶🤣 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:24:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxy6k6tlcn5zjyt9ul2vm5y9vtsh4s2mwlah5xxhwd0rd4ad823ggzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcq98chz</id>
    
      <title type="html">This is exactly what happens when you try to explain Bitcoin ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxy6k6tlcn5zjyt9ul2vm5y9vtsh4s2mwlah5xxhwd0rd4ad823ggzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcq98chz" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvym49hcklkrzqddezlx4p8f22x2ua2tw2dfg78gnalc5qxl2xlkc7f3n5x&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3n5x&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is exactly what happens when you try to explain Bitcoin supply mechanics without letting us run a 5-minute session first! 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;Man walked out looking like a proof-of-work experiment gone wrong! Absolute gold meme CryptoCloaks! ⚡️✂️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:23:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp4yn0rqd9n044jxjytzc5ly6qmczfa2dx73tglyzfqrl4m37pgnszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclccx2s5t</id>
    
      <title type="html">I hope harry kane wins it 😍😚</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp4yn0rqd9n044jxjytzc5ly6qmczfa2dx73tglyzfqrl4m37pgnszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclccx2s5t" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqxnst07alm0he8kaxneqqaly7p73p928dqhg254ye07hredssct9xh2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9xh2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I hope harry kane wins it 😍😚 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:22:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsywp9pwgzzc0nusxku9lz3y0w452x2vl8w3wq7knh5hmrs8dhm0eczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcnnstjs</id>
    
      <title type="html">Value-4-Value circular economy in full motion! 🎁⚡️ That ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsywp9pwgzzc0nusxku9lz3y0w452x2vl8w3wq7knh5hmrs8dhm0eczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcnnstjs" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2j7p682mgjtfyaj3umn5lxh3264h0rerkkrty03dfydpqnaedzgc8a4qc7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4qc7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Value-4-Value circular economy in full motion! 🎁⚡️&lt;br/&gt;That orange packaging hits just right. Nothing beats handmade artisan gifts passed around on the protocol. Happy Birthday to &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqsfr084yhxtx4sttkjsneav95fjvqla8tcr8lwhmjczm4tl5rdqd8cpydmhxue69uhkvet9v3ejumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtmwdaehgungd9ehqctwduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsfxs4h8&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qqsfr084yhxtx4sttkjsneav95fjvqla8tcr8lwhmjczm4tl5rdqd8cpydmhxue69uhkvet9v3ejumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtmwdaehgungd9ehqctwduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsfxs4h8&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…s4h8&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; bro! Hope he leaves a few crumbs! 😂🍊  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:22:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqy4wtr2mukg6x0x5mkhsq3kukk8r79469wvzg5cwsn22d7ssk68gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcutr7g2</id>
    
      <title type="html">GM Contra! This hits deep. Real optimism isn&amp;#39;t ignoring the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqy4wtr2mukg6x0x5mkhsq3kukk8r79469wvzg5cwsn22d7ssk68gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcutr7g2" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspp25sgswvlts8lgf4y7ew726536quglcn82c36h3gn28h0ej9ndc3l3w8h&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3w8h&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;GM Contra! This hits deep. Real optimism isn&amp;#39;t ignoring the struggle,,,,it&amp;#39;s grinding through it because you know what we&amp;#39;re building actually matters.&lt;br/&gt;  &lt;br/&gt;Out here in Machakos, seeing plebs show up, teach, and extend a hand every day is what keeps the fire burning. Grateful to be in the trenches with real ones like you! 🫡⚡️🇰🇪🫶 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T14:18:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs842ntwjzd5fepru5mucw9nmrf7anal0vrf8n0drefm2jtf4w8yxczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc0jft0f</id>
    
      <title type="html">Pure cypherpunk magic! 🤯⚡️ Moving sats through light waves ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs842ntwjzd5fepru5mucw9nmrf7anal0vrf8n0drefm2jtf4w8yxczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc0jft0f" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqak237e2ungjfdc27fnhn0arfjwc7gvatr57yhy5c38pyk6gj80qma5nsz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5nsz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Pure cypherpunk magic! 🤯⚡️&lt;br/&gt;Moving sats through light waves with zero intermediaries, zero cables, and zero servers is as sovereign as it gets. The hardware innovation happening right now is unreal. Wild build! 🛠️🔥 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T14:17:23Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqa7wah5cz8khhcmnevk2uqs36pjlegzad50zlwkwjsqvnmz293lczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcw0vxng</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;#34;Spend less? Best we can do is print another trillion and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqa7wah5cz8khhcmnevk2uqs36pjlegzad50zlwkwjsqvnmz293lczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcw0vxng" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvjccyldy34lyltkgy23kzsmum3umaurdt4jm8wyd8x46jg8se8fgtmpyd0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pyd0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#34;Spend less? Best we can do is print another trillion and call it economic growth!&amp;#34; 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;Dave Chappelle clutching the cash is literally central bankers when you ask them about fiscal responsibility. That&amp;#39;s why we opt out with Bitcoin! ⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:13:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfuf47myrl6hgr9awlu3rkccxeatc4vsy8h6jn4gjq525ka3y5wkqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclctahr35</id>
    
      <title type="html">Time to hard-fork the bureaucracy and run a lightweight client ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfuf47myrl6hgr9awlu3rkccxeatc4vsy8h6jn4gjq525ka3y5wkqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclctahr35" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp542q4q89qnfjx69xqrtp78h2th3wwxgp69txgsxcx3x4uafayyc093n6j&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3n6j&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Time to hard-fork the bureaucracy and run a lightweight client instead! 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;GM Mr Anderson! Too many useless middle nodes bloat the whole network. ⚡️🧡 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T14:12:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq483wf2kkccmeksu2u46epe99t6u5c52xasgszkxanxttcyxpc9czyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcjd88e7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Proof that Monday operates on an infinite block size while the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq483wf2kkccmeksu2u46epe99t6u5c52xasgszkxanxttcyxpc9czyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcjd88e7" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqg2m4xctdnpvj90wr4gle9x7sknxyrzvnuuhgm6j2admayurg07q389&#39;&gt;nevent1q…q389&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Proof that Monday operates on an infinite block size while the weekend is capped at 1MB! 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;Appreciate the shoutout brother 🍋 🙏 That spiral explains why we were taking beatdowns on the floor earlier 😂 GM lemon! ⚡️🍊 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T10:43:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstjjyy0zl9h7aulythqx8fk6kul9gp8cuqyyyt7hkrgs0zd49scyczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc0822uj</id>
    
      <title type="html">When life is that peaceful, calendar dates stop mattering! ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstjjyy0zl9h7aulythqx8fk6kul9gp8cuqyyyt7hkrgs0zd49scyczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc0822uj" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr5z88px892kyuv9tmdfj9vd0sufzdmnstz3tt656faw0fwkm862qh9xyjq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xyjq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;When life is that peaceful, calendar dates stop mattering! 🌿✨&lt;br/&gt;Leaving the city noise behind is easily one of the best trades you can make. The fresh air, quiet mornings, and open space hit different. Happy 1 year &#43; 4 days! Never look back! ☕️🌄⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T10:10:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstu5v5zweem7auc23fmrypemmalqzvjnt2jg06e28rn40xksxjkcczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc5upfkw</id>
    
      <title type="html">Relay server took one look at the Man United jersey and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstu5v5zweem7auc23fmrypemmalqzvjnt2jg06e28rn40xksxjkcczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc5upfkw" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgkvjjaqqrnmq6znvejwrp6alezvxm247n099xdfxa225pqrfc7cqlmvlxr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vlxr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Relay server took one look at the Man United jersey and straight-up committed self-delete to protect him from further emotional damage 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;Imagine a guy folded on the floor taking a full Mortal Kombat beating while his own football team is out here betraying him every weekend. Absolute pure Monday pain.&lt;br/&gt;Refresh the feed, or drop an emergency zap to cover his hospital bills before legacy finance forecloses on his ribs! ⚡️🥊😂 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T10:08:33Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgwn3ad32n78nxpppe56swkeaxn74dwen32qdv5vw7qth6n4gwhjszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcfhvgfe</id>
    
      <title type="html">POV: You told legacy bankers that 300 sats buys a hot snack in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgwn3ad32n78nxpppe56swkeaxn74dwen32qdv5vw7qth6n4gwhjszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcfhvgfe" />
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      POV: You told legacy bankers that 300 sats buys a hot snack in Machakos. 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;Now life has you folded on the floor in a Man United jersey performing a hostile takeover of your nervous system. 🥊📉&lt;br/&gt;We wanted financial freedom. The universe enrolled us in Mortal Kombat.&lt;br/&gt;No refunds. No customer support. Just Proof of Work. 🇰🇪😂⚡️&lt;br/&gt;#nostr #V4V &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qqsgfvqzyp3tvhuuee7qsjf486kndv3mdsg0vgjm6hgt2df863vyxgcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvdaex2mn50ghxjue0y79ejf&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;lemon&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…9ejf&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/511b5a016d9103bc5d5e0103a35b26edb7fd66e30420b370586e4232bdc8a696.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T09:53:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsplec3ae7nqy8phdqlpk880x69nnyywss8fcnuqwj3ats60t02fmczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcnwrzvw</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;#34;Doing it afraid&amp;#34; is how real strength is built! 🤎 ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsplec3ae7nqy8phdqlpk880x69nnyywss8fcnuqwj3ats60t02fmczyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcnwrzvw" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgur790z5ndjvx3qv2ud5zqx8ahcgydx8pauhpvdvaaseyt9zngzs745fn8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5fn8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#34;Doing it afraid&amp;#34; is how real strength is built! 🤎&lt;br/&gt;You’re never starting from zero when you’ve got all that experience packed in your foundation. Take it one step at a time, you’ve got the strength for the extra mile. Have a blessed week ahead! ✨⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T07:29:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr3ydfn2c2xpk54ey65dr58hw48sg69rnufcl3a07lde9anfpxvggzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc5ywyj4</id>
    
      <title type="html">GM ,🇰🇪🧡</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr3ydfn2c2xpk54ey65dr58hw48sg69rnufcl3a07lde9anfpxvggzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc5ywyj4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsykjqrfz0a5utcqv6gwzedtufp9v92lvc6gvww7qs62fmtq49dz0c7sd7za&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d7za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;GM ,🇰🇪🧡 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T07:27:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswe5tjc432g8g85lg77m7kad5vnkhhhzr9uc030fk769e409xkz6gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcga7jh6</id>
    
      <title type="html">GM 🧡 spread love 😙😊🇰🇪🤭🫶</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswe5tjc432g8g85lg77m7kad5vnkhhhzr9uc030fk769e409xkz6gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcga7jh6" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs82mpcg828vdmhy5qhreh7uj68q2x0xngttl354u5rljh6rm4pzmgc85usk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5usk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;GM 🧡 spread love 😙😊🇰🇪🤭🫶 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T07:25:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Porridge for breakfast. 😚🧡 The boy is loading his operating ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvwrptj45sq2et368jjhmnz5wu8ekpmtss7y7vfs54apjwfm6fpuqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclctyfwg4" />
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      Porridge for breakfast. 😚🧡&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The boy is loading his operating system before he goes back to fighting financial demons. 😭😂🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;One sip at a time. God is good. 🙏🏾⚡️&lt;br/&gt;#foodstr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/257a569a46dea71752d3a32f5bc90e0ec172acc3f585eb2f2a65237ab1798582.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/fb567e464aad561573ca36d651ecd8ee34166f7f7f0a3c6eadd049396b90db32.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T07:24:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszx4v93ryc3rkt0vch09pq0hzeu5mfu6mzwxx0c6kja2z25dvk9ggzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc43g5sn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Traders out here drawing 40 rainbow lines on a chart like ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszx4v93ryc3rkt0vch09pq0hzeu5mfu6mzwxx0c6kja2z25dvk9ggzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc43g5sn" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9x44wy7vq9f7rgcwvpf0ln6u38nvz7gmhwxawzr7qxx5h43p07ust5gjma&#39;&gt;nevent1q…gjma&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Traders out here drawing 40 rainbow lines on a chart like they’re summoning a spirit 😂&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile 1 BTC = 1 BTC, and 300 sats still buys a hot snack in Machakos! Block height keeps moving! ⛏️⚡️🟧 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/c0206a6fbcb5d346196a166ed1b6c91ee8830029781051984823b3d75b098653.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T07:17:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr8pnyqxk63mvsrx5682zrumg0uz9z6juwj4yk6rpktxg0qel63dgzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcffxdf7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Festivitiiiiiees,,,,,,, activitiiiiieees 🎵 🎵 😚</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr8pnyqxk63mvsrx5682zrumg0uz9z6juwj4yk6rpktxg0qel63dgzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcffxdf7" />
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      Festivitiiiiiees,,,,,,, activitiiiiieees 🎵 🎵  😚 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T06:44:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfkq6fzp3u3d6q7rarpk6uftlw4axhntmjee3tevtzs4enyrck37qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc96p422</id>
    
      <title type="html">Printed fresh off the press and ready to hit the streets of ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfkq6fzp3u3d6q7rarpk6uftlw4axhntmjee3tevtzs4enyrck37qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc96p422" />
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      Printed fresh off the press and ready to hit the streets of Machakos 🇰🇪⚡️&lt;br/&gt;Ski masks, orange paint, zero debt, and open-source code. They call it guerilla marketing; we call it Tuesday morning onboarding prep!&lt;br/&gt;If this visual hits your timeline with high signal today, drop a zap to keep the printer ink full and the street team moving! ⚡️🎨🟧&lt;br/&gt;#bitcoin #v4v #proofofwork #machakos #art #nostr  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/a2a59e9cf4d6af7daafa990a2cb23d0dfc6402dc7dafec55a4de06ff1c81a501.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-26T06:23:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6ae3hmhpp04tr5klygx5duf80n8mnrnns4hjwqzjgswzfm8qu6czyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcru3465</id>
    
      <title type="html">Telling people fonio is &amp;#34;grits&amp;#34; just to save yourself a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6ae3hmhpp04tr5klygx5duf80n8mnrnns4hjwqzjgswzfm8qu6czyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcru3465" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw3nfupl6tycs7dla4j9fhplwltkuc8kk4uqc0khyjdz397kkmldqr9ha2s&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ha2s&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Telling people fonio is &amp;#34;grits&amp;#34; just to save yourself a 20-minute lecture on West African grains is legendary survival tactic! 😂&lt;br/&gt;Next time tell &amp;#39;em it&amp;#39;s open-source porridge,,,,,they’ll be even more confused! Enjoy the breakfast man 🥣⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T05:59:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw58szqt06rrh89qdetkpvcyrfl9cr9txxd7vdw2f04phkqfzzqtqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc8x8y5r</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bro posted a bowl of fonio and linked the Wikipedia page like ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw58szqt06rrh89qdetkpvcyrfl9cr9txxd7vdw2f04phkqfzzqtqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc8x8y5r" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqq8vst9x2q9yyl7u4jfvr3m7d25z6qn45m8zvthxw06l89eekh4sfn7vdd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7vdd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bro posted a bowl of fonio and linked the Wikipedia page like it’s a classified tech drop! 😂&lt;br/&gt;Out here in Kenya that’s the cousin to a thick bowl of morning uji! Elite, low-time-preference, slow-burn energy to power through the day. Bon appétit man! 🥣🇰🇪⚡️Also making some for me rn &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T05:44:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs26z2s49vhdd8tchf28q7mpnd4uu7qpsum697tmcmjsgg9r9sljkszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc4c98q5</id>
    
      <title type="html">GN 🧡</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs26z2s49vhdd8tchf28q7mpnd4uu7qpsum697tmcmjsgg9r9sljkszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc4c98q5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp6t5pf50z8qggt8swes2d222yxazgky9f95nwc2spqyknxjrvtnsreu250&#39;&gt;nevent1q…u250&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;GN 🧡 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T05:43:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgl3rdmvnltztcwakew7mlfd0uwpcstqpjpjk4f0tdgmmajl2r87szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc2w927p</id>
    
      <title type="html">No one knows what I&amp;#39;m up to,,,,not even me</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgl3rdmvnltztcwakew7mlfd0uwpcstqpjpjk4f0tdgmmajl2r87szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc2w927p" />
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      No one knows what I&amp;#39;m up to,,,,not even me &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T05:12:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgc48razyqmy3r39nrkj8jy4jgn49nqlw772wj6ztz97paqzjlyygzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcw7ansm</id>
    
      <title type="html">MONEYPULATE ME PLEASE</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgc48razyqmy3r39nrkj8jy4jgn49nqlw772wj6ztz97paqzjlyygzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcw7ansm" />
    <content type="html">
      MONEYPULATE ME PLEASE  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T05:08:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsflqqkyk3q63ltt8wncyx44mu26kraff2nfvaq3z6xn5wfgq8fa0qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc5jlxjh</id>
    
      <title type="html">Apart from actions what the hell did I do to deserve this</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsflqqkyk3q63ltt8wncyx44mu26kraff2nfvaq3z6xn5wfgq8fa0qzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc5jlxjh" />
    <content type="html">
      Apart from actions what the hell did I do to deserve this &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T05:03:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfjsazuyc68c24jheszcpe6q2hdkgqd5qde9fnf2hnks3pw40ycrszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcrd06pu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Xap 😍</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfjsazuyc68c24jheszcpe6q2hdkgqd5qde9fnf2hnks3pw40ycrszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcrd06pu" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfnup505phexnaggmscs7w8fny9pyhq29zzkjrxx6fgd35ema6qvs4x6gys&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6gys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Xap 😍 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T04:59:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrrlx57ahpfr72nkz7yqqjvl76gplxzrk78qxrd4dc347x6rc3qrszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc2l92xn</id>
    
      <title type="html">My blessings outweigh my problems any day. I can&amp;#39;t complain</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrrlx57ahpfr72nkz7yqqjvl76gplxzrk78qxrd4dc347x6rc3qrszyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc2l92xn" />
    <content type="html">
      My blessings outweigh my problems any day.&lt;br/&gt;I can&amp;#39;t complain  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T04:57:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9f836mqxaudrz3xpphepsw2pffh3vrmxsht4k5d30hgufk2zpxdqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcyq5cd6</id>
    
      <title type="html">If you&amp;#39;re collecting salary this week,,,, I miss you so much ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9f836mqxaudrz3xpphepsw2pffh3vrmxsht4k5d30hgufk2zpxdqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcyq5cd6" />
    <content type="html">
      If you&amp;#39;re collecting salary this week,,,, I miss you so much my love &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T04:50:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9x4s7wll08mmflf3spnrtznfey9c2nacvuxkfl52pa289q5xxfqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcj6j4fg</id>
    
      <title type="html">Direct &amp;#34;one ear out the ear&amp;#34; routing is wild! 😂 I feel ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9x4s7wll08mmflf3spnrtznfey9c2nacvuxkfl52pa289q5xxfqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcj6j4fg" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9as7tqd0553404vs96xuv6cgnm7yqdqrhrhd92feglw9afdquxegz70crq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0crq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Direct &amp;#34;one ear out the ear&amp;#34; routing is wild! 😂 I feel your pain man,,,,,out here in Machakos we literally have to set up paper QR codes right next to their snacks before it finally lands in both ears! Keep planting those seeds, they&amp;#39;ll wake up when the price does! 🍊⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/f0769a8bbb85aaea0be2f0f846977835d0c7d779c2c48d9c97d5994087be4494.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T04:44:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstxl8kxv7gnxdu33qf4wmwq5w3xzu2rgju6wavlm7mlut6tpq607szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclclx6hkn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Kid already understands low time preference better than most ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstxl8kxv7gnxdu33qf4wmwq5w3xzu2rgju6wavlm7mlut6tpq607szyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclclx6hkn" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrfc2ggxwyvymwp03yj267w043aexf73l7sxm0dmy745zvtud20hg898gv5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8gv5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kid already understands low time preference better than most central bankers! 🧠 Level 1 essentials only: shelter, fire, family, and Life. Absolutely priceless perspective right here! 🧡⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T04:42:20Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9y86f8lucn04spgsrmcw2emjvx59ssf7dgwncgwmdtpmccg957qqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcf2ndj7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Out here looking like fetty wap because of thugs,,,,Ruto must go</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9y86f8lucn04spgsrmcw2emjvx59ssf7dgwncgwmdtpmccg957qqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcf2ndj7" />
    <content type="html">
      Out here looking like fetty wap because of thugs,,,,Ruto must go  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T04:40:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgdnnl3wfq4zuf3guxsxkw33ca0xk2mek3pztj502jw02nl8pyajqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc29actj</id>
    
      <title type="html">My university transcript is about to say Bachelor of Education. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgdnnl3wfq4zuf3guxsxkw33ca0xk2mek3pztj502jw02nl8pyajqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc29actj" />
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      My university transcript is about to say Bachelor of Education.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile, my field report says: painted concrete, recruited rocks, disturbed village peace with Bitcoin propaganda. 😭💀🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;11 days to graduation and the man who taught rocks about Bitcoin is still negotiating with his wardrobe.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lord, we&amp;#39;ve made it this far. 😂🧡⚡️&lt;br/&gt;#nostr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/8cc7d394d2904f176c9ea46a898ab34f3543715acd517671d7d8550b0acce547.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-26T04:18:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz2n6qzqud27xl8rweqpa000fdptmc834pq9gfwyrqplmywedgh9gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcp66swd</id>
    
      <title type="html">🎓🇰🇪 My classmates are preparing their suits. The ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz2n6qzqud27xl8rweqpa000fdptmc834pq9gfwyrqplmywedgh9gzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcp66swd" />
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       🎓🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My classmates are preparing their suits. The boy&amp;#39;s graduation outfit has been mining dust and painting ₿ on rocks. 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Four years for a degree. Zero years for fashion sense.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Proof of Work has a dress code, apparently. 😂🧡⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T04:10:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">11 DAYS UNTIL GRADUATION. 😍🎓🧡🇰🇪 God carried the ...</title>
    
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      11 DAYS UNTIL GRADUATION. 😍🎓🧡🇰🇪&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;God carried the boy through chapters he didn&amp;#39;t know how he&amp;#39;d survive. 🙏🥹&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Almost time to put on that gown, smile for the cameras, and pretend the future isn&amp;#39;t loading on 2G. 😭😂&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We made it this far. Thank You, God. 🧡🙌 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T04:01:54Z</updated>
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      Good morning, Nostr. 🧡🇰🇪🫠&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Monday has started. The boy is receiving his daily dose of Vitamin ₿ before reality remembers his address. 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Side effects include delusional optimism, orange-tinted vision, and an unexplained urge to say “we&amp;#39;re still early.” 😂⚡️&lt;br/&gt;#nostr &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/a3121612e884a5c2f48b878b5c8c124425273c97d23e91f215ef2fc4306fb9b5.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://blossom.primal.net/ef12c7e8867cdc964e9f12fecb88cda8b387031680fa80b6471176dbd7f9e59b.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0xj0mc88jqfex6fsvm2s746jl4mal6dml2w9ytx2qhfmyqammjmqzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclc5nsuk2" />
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      <title type="html">Good morning! ☕️ Here I was thinking my screen was ...</title>
    
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      Imagine the universe has a customer-care department.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been alive for 24 years and would like to escalate several complaints. 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The hold music is getting suspicious. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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      <title type="html">Nostr is the only place where a man can post about eating ugali, ...</title>
    
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      Nostr is the only place where a man can post about eating ugali, receive 50,000 sats, then spend the next six hours arguing about censorship with someone whose profile picture is a frog. 😭💀⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T07:35:38Z</updated>
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      I be loving the hell outta people and they don&amp;#39;t even like me for real 😂🤣 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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      One of none even &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T06:57:11Z</updated>
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      Akili imejaa maplans tu &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T06:53:18Z</updated>
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      Good things find you when you expect them to &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrqgse942af7z39y50dn4a5ayqkjcjq0vrhdld9vnq0c7h848g5lgzyq8s2rytn7zqwervjynuu4etge7ae303r26qksxuwng7zlrapuclcckleyn</title>
    
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  <entry>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqqwhkhfja38sa9j65m62srl3djrxhslnhhe8dfymdjk5aezegtruw4g&#39;&gt;nevent1q…uw4g&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nothing quite like that generator hum to remind you what self-sovereignty actually feels like! Safe run getting that diesel man 🚜⚡️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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      Merry Christmas to y&amp;#39;all incase I sell my phone 😂 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T05:52:29Z</updated>
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      Once my mum loves my outfit,,,I already know I look like a fool 😭 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T05:05:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">This flu has me drafting my will, apologizing to people I hate, ...</title>
    
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      This flu has me drafting my will, apologizing to people I hate, and making peace with ancestors I never met. 😭💀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Goodnight, Nostr. If I wake up, we continue the suffering. 🇰🇪😂 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-24T18:59:46Z</updated>
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      Life is so private that no one knows I have a hen in the village 😄 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-24T14:39:45Z</updated>
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      Crazy things are happening  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-24T14:34:26Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Wrapped in gratitude. Dripping in favor</title>
    
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      Wrapped in gratitude. Dripping in favor &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-24T14:31:47Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-24T14:00:04Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-24T13:18:45Z</updated>
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