2026-09-29T11:17:05Z https://nostr.now puns https://nostr.now/npub1plk0vhd2yma08angaq2rxfdycxv6qs9kx30dgzsgv9xhmkzmrq3sllffh4 https://i.postimg.cc/FKtxFQtX/28-A1706-B-638-E-46-FE-BDB9-BB9-D74-E232-E3.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/FKtxFQtX/28-A1706-B-638-E-46-FE-BDB9-BB9-D74-E232-E3.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspzrvmjfxava46m6vxfm48qgqhhzqn8jg55ve8l78easa5ju0ertszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxlu60f8 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/5430818358016afac8a4d4236b76a9b8e7037dfa17d4b9ab478032ba0c50e602.jpg"> 2026-10-21T18:27:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0gasq60rhdgaftaeg7wx6vqgh4q3axpd6rpynxr0vfvhykgv5hggzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxnctw5s The famous singer Sting has been kidnapped.<br/><br/>The Police have no lead. 2026-10-13T21:27:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszg6ac49dd32pxsj50nsz7dt5m44z554lpxjj80gq3u03z5q8thsgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxgc0v0n What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?<br/><br/>The Wok. 2026-10-12T17:14:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsffcajvng5et65dnrue6efmrgea7vlf5j65xyftvqq5enww03hgqqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxgpjeg7 Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out at high speeds whenever you drop it. My manager said I clearly couldn&#39;t handle the case. 2026-10-08T12:44:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxudxnjn5tg4pv0xtlpd9870m2ww3uxv00tycqrx2ntr904khc7fqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxl8yvpq I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized: cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese.<br/><br/>It&#39;s just a curd to me. 2026-09-29T11:10:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2rwk8e90fspdzcqfaawlulqdrgva63y8fu0gxpt0sl8xyadvasgczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx3za6dz Tamagotyourdata<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/9ab0d65447ce11f7ac077c8f792afb502e7c466431130f046104cb8279b521c5.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/e2ebce33ab5c9c077eddc0c9cd912a5b41c6ea52f87e85cf3865e304d5ada1f4.jpg"> 2026-09-24T08:49:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8u3n6pfg0udveq6pqgqdaucx8vdt2kjsdffwt9dd6wphrq3n457szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx0w3uce Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. <br/><br/>Batman follows them in. 2026-09-21T21:17:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspl3sufukgwncxa9xde3ftxk2zt2tvhtes9w8fqcqqwqhggzwjpeqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxtxxy8h Son: “Dad, I think the bougie man is under my bed.”<br/><br/>Dad: “Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”<br/><br/>Voice from under the bed:<br/><br/>“Wow… the thread count on these sheets is PATHETIC.” 2026-09-20T23:11:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdxqhxl2gc60neqgxf96zykk27hsfhks6w0xf9922c8tsj0mqns6szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxkcxw3d The new iPhone Duo lets you trade and apply for jobs at the same time<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/9a92d30a4012ee131d89ce0b332f18626909606eefb77418b3c95c48a264c879.jpg"> 2026-09-09T20:07:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8xnu4m59exl0ke52l9e87x3tfqwmm4ch0gte6peswcjqkmq3aggzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxfj4zvr NASA has announced a new mission to say sorry to all the aliens.<br/><br/>It&#39;s going to be called Apollo G. 2026-04-14T16:17:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgx8059hts46pevjp20featszgs92xt5fyhgspq5h3xfd9rdhazgczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx63jjvs Set your wifi password to 24446666688888888 so that when someone asks for your password<br/>you can tell them it&#39;s 12345678 2026-03-16T15:26:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvv55w2m6ntr6j8hxm9zdh2459yd9q48xvqzxrtmjvfww5u6mekeqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx7huwlg Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.<br/><br/>This is called the Wurst Käse scenario 2026-03-01T01:24:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx0jj9pvlxadtlpugtq9f3mjvu3alzm35v34s49gh0laeqxmylqeczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx87ndfp Justice is a dish best served cold.<br/><br/>If it was served warm, it would be justwater. 2026-02-16T19:07:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvytuk56hymj3gmgcyhm7rpxgcaf2dy5h0hlx4zr33k9sd85rwkfqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxaz3kdt Fine I’ll say it. I think Einstein was a good guy. 2026-02-10T14:07:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgr0n3603hx8q9nmxmy5jh8a0clsz2thjfxk5fqvdp5v8wyeurqngzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxmhxgsl Why is it spelled &#34;camouflage&#34; and not 2026-01-04T19:49:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8wqxhxjux0w29jnj7mf8m50rvpjddmstqydagekh5afw0l8ujwzqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx0t2jv3 I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.<br/>This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks. 2025-12-02T15:24:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszlrrsn88gz96ermrlnn4mj5x658kndzyhcvp8pp4jmz9jfagqteqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxav5edx How many skunks does it take to make a stink?<br/><br/>Just a phew. 2025-10-22T18:44:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszwe4cat4y6eayypnkm7dke09tacskdwjy7f5kk2w8hu5t8ffs5dszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxgvswhc POV: You just hit the <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>jack</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sg6…f63m</span>)</a></span> pot!<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/4fe0f76ac0819403086d68a0d08769211ed4fc62b40cb540b6f10ddf745529b5.jpg"> 2025-10-20T20:26:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs86h7pvrumsnt7sfa5zfsp328ffqwwu06ucwhqg7huqz24ygjnzeqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx6y4yyk I taught a wolf to meditate.<br/><br/>Now he&#39;s aware wolf. 2025-09-26T00:20:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgta590g9dqf3wjc09xgvvl4v38qmfmcx2g04gt3rlryu2twlajxczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxcdv2ks IF YOU SUFFER FROM PROCRASTINATION, <br/><br/>READ THIS LATER.<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/801a8d301b80c6810e8ed8a72a1427a4b73fb3ad54e8fc5ec0a1c4e592e3c402.jpg"> 2025-09-22T10:23:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0tmv6r6t883eluuw7ccklc3nmdztelvnx2mtd0y8uzr45jyjnengzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxt95tek <img src="https://image.nostr.build/64f52e3eb72707ceff4d2f64b7e9145212d56f3b18b81f9d365cbbf7e5b1efef.jpg"> 2025-08-28T18:37:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstg8y2gtr8tngrgglr7kh9l7f98gl67vfjqhun0fff9ucwf5ajxfczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxsvh79t <img src="https://image.nostr.build/31f6e141ed978a8e8b74c92a2bef7244e4fb448cf09ca3e401622a5ef0da3498.jpg"> 2025-08-03T12:59:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx90kgellh3gz2pvljkxsajmzxc3g30s8tutxs7ptqu0c6q5hkfmczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxaufa6m <img src="https://image.nostr.build/c8b59867b8becc5b9b51e2d9e060d0511e45e020cacb75f72cf74ced0ee0ea16.jpg"> 2025-06-22T15:35:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx7xrgk5smszv4tm9ae4qv4eepje4vr88ehyeazcrgnmgys0e77nszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx0aa3mz <img src="https://image.nostr.build/b7abdb623530155c0c5752695580e3c4e29bae1e4112b741c6e0a57c94247fd0.jpg"> 2025-05-14T00:25:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszskcmcpaxxe2pyfhwf9m96w3kltntd9cz9pgwde3zp3wragva94szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxt585z2 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/ea98093fa5535c249df47937c748d5b07ca211249dee01d687f2ab3c53600c13.jpg"> 2025-03-10T22:25:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswtt43ts36l4sahtp7dehyy9tyd2ee3hedwlhlll0xnh7a5jsj7cszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxx30wxs <img src="https://image.nostr.build/8d9f5be1a289d2e8fddc44e9ebbc2283b006a1ec1b6749e28d304fc4be28c313.jpg"> 2025-02-05T19:22:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx87q7g78t3a98up45ytajkuy3jd7vg0l7knkrnwvrgxud7hwcclgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxjulqel Attempted to exercise this morning.<br/><br/>Didn&#39;t work out. 2025-02-01T08:16:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsde8x8u30nlk48g758rjf4cxcpevs0u82qtfdy0rjvcktlf6hmsqszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxdu5985 A dragon would never explode.<br/><br/>A dino might. 2025-01-29T21:58:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstnkukwa7ztguufavq508j2upau6jy8gu86e80jnjgt5jp2nnr4zczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxlrew3f Elon Musk is launching a satellite as a peace offering to the aliens.<br/><br/>Apollo G. 2025-01-22T20:18:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz96qwe3wv2xysnq5pftrj0ttgen36vyqzjldsheehp0eyswsc0hgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxtzdum6 I&#39;ve decided from January 1st I&#39;ll only be watching videos in 2160p or higher.<br/><br/>It&#39;s my New Year&#39;s Resolution. 2025-01-01T19:07:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs297d49ku6xnrryk9m2eh3ymmd3wnexmcrvpjsghkjdpkwhgqmkzszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxhu4q8c I&#39;m not a PETA guy or anything. But I do think it&#39;s pretty messed up that they make sweaters out of turtle necks. 2024-12-30T00:24:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf8w7z3zmu5nth4kyrdrqelr0dkpylc8rmnqxxlfyunt23eyuw2gszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxw8jyz0 <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>jack</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sg6…f63m</span>)</a></span> is this ai? <br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>dave</span> (<span class="italic">npub1tsg…htk4</span>)</a></span> what did you do!!? <img src="https://cdn.nostr.build/i/94be02ea6c2cb1d2577c1f31530ba6e53c4141cdbb13aefa6734cbff87817a33.jpg"> 2023-07-17T22:04:03Z