Nostr notes by 🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃

ChatGPT coming up with new cutting-edge math! ...

2026-10-26T02:41:13Z

ChatGPT coming up with new cutting-edge math!

"My customers die at a rate of roughly one per 4,000 bags. ...

2026-10-15T02:41:00Z

"My customers die at a rate of roughly one per 4,000 bags. Four thousand bags at $1.80 buys nets for 1.3 children. Every death on my corner is offset, with a third of a toddler left over"

https://morewrong.lol/?post=overdose-offsets-why-every-bag-of-fentanyl-i-sell-is-net-life-positive

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2026-10-11T19:10:08Z

I’m cold, need girl cuddles to keep me warm

I went on a date with a communist There were a lot of red flags ...

2026-10-11T12:45:33Z

I went on a date with a communist

There were a lot of red flags 🚩

🌈 International Lesbian Day 🌈 The day we celebrate lesbians ...

2026-10-08T13:47:49Z

🌈 International Lesbian Day 🌈

The day we celebrate lesbians who u-haul across borders!

The problem with being genderfluid is that if it gets too hot you ...

2026-10-02T01:31:07Z

The problem with being genderfluid is that if it gets too hot you turn into gendervapor

We had Intelligence. Now we have Super Intelligence. I assume the ...

2026-10-01T13:43:31Z

We had Intelligence. Now we have Super Intelligence. I assume the next version will be Intelligence⁶⁴

"When I first saw the lead concentrations, they were so high ...

2026-09-29T23:53:35Z

"When I first saw the lead concentrations, they were so high I thought our instrument was broken" 😬

Disposable vapes are also horrible for the environment, throwing away so much plastic, batteries, and electronics.

https://www.ucdavis.edu/news/disposable-e-cigarettes-more-toxic-traditional-cigarettes

I know we're entering cuffing season, but when are blindfold ...

2026-09-29T02:28:33Z

I know we're entering cuffing season, but when are blindfold season, gag season, and shibari season?

Nobody needs to hear this, but… The "star" key on a ...

2026-09-23T03:30:01Z

Nobody needs to hear this, but…

The "star" key on a telephone is actually represented by a sextile ⚹ according to ITU recommendation E.161

Many smartphone dialers get this wrong and use an asterisk *, full-width asterisk ＊, or asterisk operator ∗

Stanford uses AI to add a Black student and make students more ...

2026-09-22T14:53:10Z

Stanford uses AI to add a Black student and make students more attractive 😬

https://stanfordreview.org/stanford-r-de-uses-ai-to-race-swap-students-for-advertising/

Apple is such a woke company. Unlike PC manufacturers, Apple ...

2026-09-01T03:55:20Z

Apple is such a woke company. Unlike PC manufacturers, Apple doesn't include an Alt-Right key

#apple

This is branded "FUNBOY" Yes, those colors definitely ...

2026-08-29T12:58:17Z

This is branded "FUNBOY"

Yes, those colors definitely make me think "boy" 😆 :lesbian_heart:

#lgbtq #queer #lesbian

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2026-08-18T16:27:19Z

Massachusetts is a classy place ...

2026-08-15T01:48:23Z

Massachusetts is a classy place

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2026-08-14T23:02:14Z

Everyone is complaining about the cost of groceries, but I've ...

2026-07-30T02:30:31Z

Everyone is complaining about the cost of groceries, but I've been finding amazing deals on lettuce lately 🥬

I want one episode of Jeopardy that I'd call Misleading ...

2026-07-30T01:55:10Z

I want one episode of Jeopardy that I'd call Misleading Jeopardy.

For example, "In 1849, the Lone Star Flag was designed to advocate for the independence of this territory - which later became a US possession"

All the clues would have an obvious response - and that obvious response would be wrong.

"Thrive Capital – run by Joshua Kushner, the younger ...

2026-07-29T12:23:13Z

"Thrive Capital – run by Joshua Kushner, the younger brother of Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner – will lead the proposed investor group."

And why would FIFA, a nonprofit, be looking to sell off the World Cup? Feels like Swiss authorities should be investigating this ⚽️

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/07/29/uefa-ready-boycott-world-cup-infantino-sale-plan-fifa-fa/

Today I learned that in St Louis, they slice bagels vertically ...

2026-07-29T05:14:24Z

Today I learned that in St Louis, they slice bagels vertically like bread 😱

Every day we stray further from G-d's light

https://stljewishlight.org/jewishfood/st-louis-bagel-slice-slicing/

Looking forward to the World Cup final tomorrow! #WorldCup ...

2026-07-18T22:00:55Z

Looking forward to the World Cup final tomorrow!

#WorldCup

Top Surgeon: so what are you interested in Me: nothing too ...

2026-07-12T23:15:20Z

Top Surgeon: so what are you interested in

Me: nothing too extreme, something like this

The US lasted longer in the World Cup than Canada and Mexico… ...

2026-07-07T04:31:19Z

The US lasted longer in the World Cup than Canada and Mexico…

Due to scheduling

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2026-07-02T16:44:00Z

It's Mel Brooks' 100th birthday. Here he is wearing a ...

2026-06-28T15:30:08Z

It's Mel Brooks' 100th birthday. Here he is wearing a fake extra finger for his handprint ceremony.

Mel Brooks: fucking with AI before we even knew 😆

Boston, where you can ride the Kinki train to the LesBoat! ...

2026-06-26T01:17:55Z

Boston, where you can ride the Kinki train to the LesBoat!

It's kinda awesome that we got a free lesbian harbor cruise!

I'm so bemused by this. Not "show me the price in ...

2026-06-25T04:42:35Z

I'm so bemused by this. Not "show me the price in dollars." Nah, show me the price in money 🤑

My week ...

2026-05-20T22:53:37Z

My week

I'm a woman and having pizza at 1am. If 12 year old me could ...

2026-05-13T05:16:46Z

I'm a woman and having pizza at 1am.

If 12 year old me could see me now!

Give me an M! Give me an ASS! Mass! Mass! Mass! But seriously, ...

2026-05-09T02:51:37Z

Give me an M! Give me an ASS!

Mass! Mass! Mass!

But seriously, living in a state with great support for queer rights is such a blessing.

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

Me seeing clips of the Met Gala: These drag looks are 🔥, but ...

2026-05-05T12:13:15Z

Me seeing clips of the Met Gala:

These drag looks are 🔥, but their acts could use work. No tunes, no lip syncing, no incredible splits.

I just learned that Italian trans guys don't take ...

2026-04-28T02:23:02Z

I just learned that Italian trans guys don't take testosterone.

They take testosteroni 🍕

I'm here all week folks!

I never thought the leopards would eat my face! ...

2026-04-17T18:21:24Z

I never thought the leopards would eat my face!

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2026-04-16T14:01:54Z

Just curious about drug prices ...

2026-04-15T01:32:57Z

Just curious about drug prices

Has anyone ever put wet cat food into a blender? My cat really ...

2026-04-15T00:09:12Z

Has anyone ever put wet cat food into a blender?

My cat really likes soup and I was thinking I could take wet cat food, a bit of extra water, blend it and it'd be a nice soup for him.

I know the Culture War isn't real. If it were, we'd have ...

2026-04-12T00:54:28Z

I know the Culture War isn't real.

If it were, we'd have such amazing arts funding.

You: trans women are 100% women Me: By weight, I'm often 1% ...

2026-04-04T00:36:13Z

You: trans women are 100% women

Me: By weight, I'm often 1% pizza 🍕

Finally, a solution to the RAM crisis! But does she have 1,000 ...

2026-04-01T18:53:22Z

Finally, a solution to the RAM crisis!

But does she have 1,000 terabytes of memory…or mammary?

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2026-03-30T04:48:24Z

American children learn to support puppet regimes at a young age ...

2026-03-27T12:13:43Z

American children learn to support puppet regimes at a young age

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2026-03-13T13:44:33Z

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2026-03-07T23:07:04Z

Finally! Cambridge bans city departments from using X ...

2026-03-05T01:27:23Z

Finally! Cambridge bans city departments from using X

https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/03/04/cambridge-x-twitter-ban

Cillian Murphy has stated he isn't going to be in the Harry ...

2026-03-02T17:12:07Z

Cillian Murphy has stated he isn't going to be in the Harry Potter tv series

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

https://screenrant.com/harry-potter-show-voldemort-cillian-murphy-casting-response

If you're in Boston and want to be a drag king, Kingdom is an ...

2026-02-23T18:59:51Z

If you're in Boston and want to be a drag king, Kingdom is an awesome learning program.

At the end, there's a huge showcase with a packed crowd. It was amazing to go and watch.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/16SJrDf_8tK9sG639c--VoG2IpCnnz9SgFsGrL93-_zU/viewform

I didn't know you could make a Cybertruck look uglier, but I ...

2026-02-19T04:02:04Z

I didn't know you could make a Cybertruck look uglier, but I learn new things every day

Everyone talks about alpha, beta, and sigma males. What about the ...

2026-02-18T16:17:44Z

Everyone talks about alpha, beta, and sigma males.

What about the other 21 greek letters? Where are the Upsilon and Lambda males?

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2026-02-15T03:11:17Z

The world has 8.3 billion people… And most of them live in ...

2026-02-07T15:25:32Z

The world has 8.3 billion people…

And most of them live in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

It's Tu BiShvat, the Jewish new year of trees 🌳 That means ...

2026-02-02T15:19:17Z

It's Tu BiShvat, the Jewish new year of trees 🌳

That means it's spring, right? 🥶

Live has become a Reality TV show and Trump is the character they ...

2026-01-21T16:04:09Z

Live has become a Reality TV show and Trump is the character they cast to stir the pot.

After weeks of threatening military force against Greenland, Trump ruled it out today for the first time.

Also: "On multiple occasions, he appeared to confuse Greenland with Iceland."

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/21/trump-greenland-davos-force-denmark.html

Berlin gets all the good stuff 4,000 tons of potatoes to be given ...

2026-01-14T17:28:51Z

Berlin gets all the good stuff

4,000 tons of potatoes to be given away for free 🥔

https://www.the-berliner.com/english-news-berlin/4000-tons-of-potatoes-to-be-given-away-for-free/

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2026-01-12T22:25:24Z

Ten years ago, everyone called it ML. Now it’s AI. When did ...

2026-01-10T23:02:04Z

Ten years ago, everyone called it ML. Now it’s AI.

When did Marxism-Leninism become Anticapitalist Ideology?

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2026-01-06T16:02:49Z

Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize winner would be invading ...

2026-01-03T18:53:13Z

Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize winner would be invading another country 😬

My cat is the best cat. Disagree? Prove me wrong! Yes, this is ...

2026-01-03T03:38:15Z

My cat is the best cat.

Disagree? Prove me wrong!

Yes, this is bait because I wanna see cat pictures.

They discontinued my cat's favorite chicken treat so now ...

2025-12-31T05:21:37Z

They discontinued my cat's favorite chicken treat so now I'm searching things like "cooking chicken fillets for cats" 😆

As a vegetarian since 13, it's hilarious that I might learn how to cook meat for my cat

Sorry, I posted this and didn't look at the replies. It's ...

2025-12-25T17:09:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…pvmz
_________________________

Sorry, I posted this and didn't look at the replies. It's a parody (as specified in the first word of the alt text).

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas this year is a profitable ...

2025-12-25T15:29:10Z

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is a profitable USPS 😬

Dear AI, The Neti Pot says I need to use distilled water (not tap ...

2025-12-23T23:08:14Z

Dear AI,

The Neti Pot says I need to use distilled water (not tap water), but I don't have that. Can I use distilled vinegar or distilled vodka instead?

"The principal had doubts [the images] even existed." ...

2025-12-22T18:14:53Z

"The principal had doubts [the images] even existed."

When people say "believe women," they mean that you need to fight against the deep societal bias that doubts women's reports.

(though I'm sure this is preaching to the choir in my followers)

https://apnews.com/article/school-deepfake-nude-ai-cyberbullying-0ead324241cf390e1a7f3378853f23cb

Wait, you’ve all been saying “anti-capitalism?” I thought ...

2025-12-19T00:27:02Z

Wait, you’ve all been saying “anti-capitalism?”

I thought you were saying Auntie Capitalism - like Uncle Sam and Auntie Capitalism.

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2025-12-18T04:35:05Z

Everyone complains about GenZ, but GenAI is way more annoying

Some celebrities are willing to support evil for fame and ...

2025-12-17T15:35:24Z

Some celebrities are willing to support evil for fame and millions of dollars.

Other celebrities are just excited to be evil.

When I open a can of cat food, my cat wants to smell it. If I ...

2025-12-17T14:47:27Z

When I open a can of cat food, my cat wants to smell it. If I don't let him smell it, he'll be a pain while I'm trying to feed him. If I let him smell it, he waits patiently.

So now I crack open a can and hold it out for him to smell like I'm serving a bottle of wine in a fancy restaurant.

#cats

If there were a secret trans agenda, it’d be developing a ...

2025-12-15T21:55:26Z

If there were a secret trans agenda, it’d be developing a transporter so people could meet up with their long-distance partners.

Wait, maybe this isn’t so secret. We are always talking about high speed rail 🚄

Rachel Posner took this photo in Germany in 1931. On the back of ...

2025-12-15T00:48:02Z

Rachel Posner took this photo in Germany in 1931.

On the back of the photograph, she wrote: "Judea dies", thus says the banner. "Judea will live forever", thus respond the lights.

Chag Sameach! Happy Hanukkah!

I had a dream that some right-wing person actually did this ...

2025-12-12T04:47:40Z

I had a dream that some right-wing person actually did this

2006: You control the Information Age! 2025: A handful of ...

2025-12-11T15:32:50Z

2006: You control the Information Age!

2025: A handful of billionaires control the Information Age!

In two decades, the rich and powerful have consolidated their control over new mediums.

From ads to algorithms to AI, they'll try to control what we think, who we hate, and how we vote!

Back in the day, everyone wanted to work making BlackBerry ...

2025-12-10T05:22:45Z

Back in the day, everyone wanted to work making BlackBerry phones.

RIM jobs were highly coveted.

Future Anthropologists: The mating rituals of the 2000s were ...

2025-12-07T14:56:24Z

Future Anthropologists:

The mating rituals of the 2000s were complicated and superstitious. For example, burning CDs.

People would take their favorite music and burn it as a sacrifice to the music gods, hoping they’d bring good fortune in dating.

Sometimes I worry that my cat is lethargic. Then midnight comes.

2025-12-07T05:32:48Z

Sometimes I worry that my cat is lethargic.

Then midnight comes.

Lesbian Problems: My girlfriend wants me to cut my nails, but my ...

2025-12-04T22:09:50Z

Lesbian Problems:

My girlfriend wants me to cut my nails, but my cat wants me to keep my nails long for scritches.

"[One] owner reported that the pop-up took over their screen ...

2025-12-04T20:20:46Z

"[One] owner reported that the pop-up took over their screen even though they were using Apple CarPlay. To force-close an application that’s in use, solely for the sake of in-car advertising, is especially egregious."

🎶 I've got to admit it's getting better
A little better all the time 🎶

https://www.thedrive.com/news/subaru-owners-are-ticked-about-in-car-pop-up-ads-for-siriusxm

"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera" ...

2025-12-03T03:23:43Z

"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"

It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025

https://varlogsimon.leaflet.pub/3m6zrw6k2bs2p

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2025-12-03T00:55:49Z

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Quick! Everyone on the Universal Cereal Bus! ...

2025-12-02T23:38:07Z

Quick! Everyone on the Universal Cereal Bus!

Right-wing men love testosterone replacement therapy for when ...

2025-11-27T19:08:27Z

Right-wing men love testosterone replacement therapy for when their hormones aren't quite reich

https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/27/robert-f-kennedy-jr-hormone-replacement-therapy-hrt/

My "Not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already ...

2025-11-25T01:26:11Z

My "Not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by my memo

If you're in Boston and suffering from the government ...

2025-11-10T21:55:45Z

If you're in Boston and suffering from the government shutdown, the MSPCA is hosting some pet food pantries to help you and your furry loved ones

https://whdh.com/news/mspca-angell-hosting-pop-up-pet-food-pantries-amid-snap-funding-uncertainty/

Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to ...

2025-11-03T02:22:23Z

Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to OLED Zeppelin

Don't feed your cat before you feed yourself. If the cat eats ...

2025-11-02T16:50:24Z

Don't feed your cat before you feed yourself.

If the cat eats first and then takes a nap on you, you might need to go without food for hours until the cat decides he's done napping on you!

I’m seriously considering getting a second TV so that my cat ...

2025-10-31T04:45:40Z

I’m seriously considering getting a second TV so that my cat can watch birds at night while I watch TV

Like, he loves cuddling and watching bird TV with me, but I think it'd be cute if we were both watching our separate programs.

I hate this timeline. ...

2025-10-31T03:57:59Z

I hate this timeline.

https://www.newsweek.com/ice-asked-to-pause-operations-for-halloween-children-trick-or-treat-10963836

It’s really weird how some places have oil and others don’t. ...

2025-10-29T15:02:30Z

It’s really weird how some places have oil and others don’t.

It’s as if dinosaurs were all like, “omg, I wouldn’t be caught dead there”

I think I'm going to get some stickers/buttons made up ...

2025-10-28T05:09:19Z

I think I'm going to get some stickers/buttons made up

What could go wrong with a cloud-connected bed? ...

2025-10-21T19:50:03Z

What could go wrong with a cloud-connected bed?

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/aws-crash-causes-2000-smart-beds-to-overheat-and-get-stuck-upright-3272251/

Power BI definitely sounds like a queer thing, not a Microsoft ...

2025-10-15T04:01:27Z

Power BI definitely sounds like a queer thing, not a Microsoft business application.

You know, you have your twinks, power bis, etc.

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2025-10-01T04:27:47Z

RETVRN

Cleanliness is next to godliness… which is why I take my ...

2025-06-20T04:33:31Z

Cleanliness is next to godliness…

which is why I take my brainwashing very seriously.

The smell of AI bros ...

2025-06-18T20:52:45Z

The smell of AI bros

This soda seems like shit 💩 ...

2025-06-17T04:12:51Z

This soda seems like shit 💩

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2025-06-14T20:14:28Z

#Queer #LGBTQIA #LGBTQ #LGBT #Pride #PrideMonth ...

2025-06-08T14:42:16Z

#Queer #LGBTQIA #LGBTQ #LGBT #Pride #PrideMonth

"Mr President, it'd be hard to secretly move tanks into ...

2025-06-07T15:24:16Z

"Mr President, it'd be hard to secretly move tanks into Washington DC for a coup"

"What if we said it was a parade for my birthday?"

😬 😬 😬

The internet was a mistake. Our modems used to scream to warn us.

2025-06-01T01:38:01Z

The internet was a mistake.

Our modems used to scream to warn us.

Do you like weed? Yea, but I’m trying to keep my carbon ...

2025-05-30T00:04:40Z

Do you like weed?

Yea, but I’m trying to keep my carbon footprint low so I only use the ocean variety.

You know, seaweed.

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2025-05-29T19:50:30Z