2026-10-18T00:30:56Z https://nostr.now Victor AD Woerheide for president 🦀🔪 https://nostr.now/npub1m84q83gh4fkpzv6f4shl9d2hf5zvp468qqg7c36gvehn0uydr5qqh7mutq https://media.spinster.xyz/75abfe81d2e677a7726c0b3fcb0e403f56d9ce4f51cd338663031a224f5f1482.png https://media.spinster.xyz/75abfe81d2e677a7726c0b3fcb0e403f56d9ce4f51cd338663031a224f5f1482.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd53l7yqslucynf4x8jlutlzqwtxj07rkrwg67qd8szgyfgm7ngfqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq0mgu0m The &#34;grass is always greener&#34; boomerang is brutal. I mean, I could have told her I was great. I&#39;m pretty sure I did. 🤣<br/><br/>Many friends have told me I&#39;m the only one they can have &#34;real&#34; conversations with over the years. I&#39;m sure that&#39;s true of many open minded Spinsters. It&#39;s nice when two people like that find each other and you can openly discuss how weird everything is. ♥️<br/><br/>I&#39;m feeling weirdly grateful today for the conversation last night but otherwise ennui continues. 2026-10-26T22:47:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgncsvjxmkxg793x2wektad2pna5t8agqgyz57dup59yjeswmfgegzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqsr7ae3 Markle DUNK<br/><br/>Also who&#39;s that Ginger lady? Kyoot<br/><br/><a href="https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2yumZUuqKyU">https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2yumZUuqKyU</a> 2026-10-26T01:17:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8qpupan8dfczv34lk7ugrj6yzwfntt25xq3eep5kght9gg67v74szyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqfselmw Norovirus! I need a new local to loaf around at, too many germy, unsupervised children overrunning mine and the two days I like to go are now staffed by someone I went on a handful of dates with a couple of years ago and that&#39;s nope for me. Dang. I&#39;ll still go for trivia on Mondays with my friends. 2026-10-26T01:11:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9762ccpvyyh855yval3369zv7pyepnpwxg4fl85zf49yunxpt20szyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq92ye3x Look at this impudent fuck eating a persimmon TSK<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/57334228a348d40152117b5cb28617601afcfb7c406b1a6f545781c61b32af24.jpg"> 2026-10-25T19:07:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvty4rt2ru3rlpudd4dgre5nsfu5a2v4getca8lej87s5f6qjn9mgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqt0zqah I&#39;ll go next: <br/><br/>&#34;Humans eating linoleum diet less likely to have high blood pressure.&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/761c330ef5e21a31f615038669f084b5d48effc03fea06b740d07d9cb525f5dc.jpg"> 2026-10-25T14:57:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst0nx5rgacf3ypz08wqzzmc528ynuu63uxhn9k2n02a86sstlx74szyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsql7xkml Well this had been a sober, quiet, reflective weekend. A good reminder that my brain is terrible and needs the equivalent of a cloth thrown over a bird cage 2026-10-25T08:23:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf0v4qdqevm5cr6lykwc09h3n6hcg87vss8e2hk9auq0exk4xljfczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqw2a3sm We have thousands of hairs and we&#39;re SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM ALL UNTANGLED <br/><br/>This hobby is stupid 2026-10-25T04:22:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqp3nfngyfm27qaxycaq2n39pa0w2geefv5fu45apkg2s5shzewpgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqd889rk Owl = very disappointed as I transition them to a food that doesn&#39;t make them itchy. Chet Baker = I can make this work *grum grum grum* 👐<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/138bd08e4bafea75a4b453f1a43c1b297c039e6236e66bdc97a2a04eaa9e02cc.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/aa29c2149623ea6001fce9b07a7f0b2b5ebe3a9f3936dc4a9be7a19682529759.jpg"> 2026-10-25T00:42:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr9wnaldepwzechxwum3rp8e04x2m3ueu2ep7lty8zy5wuqtm6y4qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqjtg9he I was having a little lie in and listening to podcasts and Owl came in and released another bird at me in my room. Now I know how Bam Magera&#39;s parents felt 2026-10-24T16:40:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxtuzrs575ggwyfmpngfllc5zdnas69r0wh4jcgd6x03fjeqmdafqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq6r32ay Soooo Meghan Markle is all done doing appearances with ill children, RIGHT? 2026-10-23T20:37:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszserq9kau0942gtz6x3rjwz2jny9ufutm5054w2c85pjvzd4k6lszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqhxdm89 What does it mean if you&#39;re getting podcast ads in very disparate languages? Today I&#39;ve gotten Mandarin, Spanish, and Indonesian 2026-10-23T03:40:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqgv83x2xewzp3zfdd2hw3r5d9wywf6jqrh4xy4vn5rywg976293czyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqaq664n I feel so weird right now. I found water under my kitchen sink and after inspecting I discovered it&#39;s extremely minor--i need to replace my faucet seal. It&#39;s not a leaking pipe or a problem with the disposal or dishwasher. I feel like someone just gave me drugs that cause orgasms while you think you&#39;re eating unicorn flesh. <br/><br/>I don&#39;t know what this perspective is. My 20 year old self would shiv me for being ecstatic over best-case sink outcomes 2026-10-23T02:16:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswpdue4wa0wwxgkkwjqnn8ytzutfavaxvd6j9hpzrqufapy0e302qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqcdme6z There are two card-playing old school dykes near me having a very sincere conversation about authenticity and it&#39;s killing my soul. <br/><br/>If I&#39;m going to find anyone I can be with I&#39;m going to have to dig up several corpses and disembowel a panoply of goats. There will be scrying. There&#39;s going to have have to be a grimoire discovered in an obscure tomb. <br/><br/>I voted yesterday and MAN there are actually measures on the ballot to give parents back information that schools want to withhold to protect &#34;vulnerable&#34; students. It&#39;s just basic information about how your kid is doing academically. There&#39;s another measure to keep boys out of girls sports and these fucking idiot opponents actually invoked &#34;genital inspections&#34; which is not a thing. <br/><br/>For years I fantasized that moving somewhere else would give me more peace but now I&#39;m not sure. It is nice to spend time in Arizona where people don&#39;t shoot up/smoke fent behind umbrellas at bus stops. 2026-10-23T00:39:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9zvq56mmvyqndms43k3407pquje5fe5cmtr8xvte36tg4csx9jdgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq3yq5vu These flowers are so pretty they make my heart hurt<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/133e6a5ef3ca352ab4c5c111e6c3158466cac8865ed692578786321ae74f8f88.jpg"> 2026-10-22T03:02:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstm4hse7uarvr52whhflnvgzc0dta6gvyqqcuc98ennpc6fnjyw5gzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqs29vuq I CAN FIX HER ♥️♥️♥️♥️🔪🔪🔪🔪<br/><br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiana/comments/1x5g293/jamie_west_dont_play/">https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiana/comments/1x5g293/jamie_west_dont_play/</a> 2026-10-22T00:15:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw4dx5uu5q5sfm99wjxgwtuhx2fxv2s25nwvdlg84x740j0dfjd6szyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqjd869h No you&#39;re hoarding cheese<br/><br/>I hope there&#39;s not a flattened pet corpse under there!<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/0a19567d26ae229dc86df759da3cc7ce9a419244a4730e67f4eade2d5fbdbd48.jpg"> 2026-10-21T23:41:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspxt7xd96cy2zsdksasjzxf56m54x0299uev0pr3sr3fs3hvtnqqqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqtfahp7 I&#39;m in the waiting room of my doctor&#39;s office and Rick Astley is playing. The boomers next to me are doing a deep dive into Find a Grave. <br/><br/>&#34;He&#39;s dead, she&#39;s dead they&#39;re all dead.&#34; <br/><br/>WTF 💀 2026-10-21T22:24:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9sfuffggtre2sx75upljs6aa03vgv3a9f3kldn2anq7y7h9za9rqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqpmnrg5 My toilet seat snapped due to my powerful buttocks and I replaced it with a pink one HELL YES<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/0c49d879b91dcfc2c80450e140bacb00222848f465e46b314b66acf69cf873f6.jpg"> 2026-10-21T01:12:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxxq63mpj35txjn3d9nwh3snu0m80w6qw3q07ew8umfkqdkqlq7ygzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqgxssyj I love how much other people hate Prince Harry ngl 2026-10-20T18:39:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9pqnqqarqdvlajpktnfqfr667ahnvkt5np7ek876qwrx7jtrrswszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqvpkxx4 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HER HOOK SIZE<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqgj0v6cmp4xcl5llddrfkxljf23t8qrvth20tn27t7fuyp5tanerss9wq3k" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…wq3k</a></span> </div> <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/af07e4d1ceae578267b6593eceb492b3b338d135fc333ba0e108a6c19a6f96d9.png"> </blockquote> 2026-10-20T04:11:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0xvvdurz3dlal0sec4gzuqxln45m5usl4dj8y32jnm79jcdevewczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqgllel2 I just got my Rockford Peaches costume for Halloween and it turns out I love wearing tall red socks<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/0af3066aa048ea20a0457799ad06ca5324b490c176337039c832d625beedff98.png"> 2026-10-20T04:05:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9jfuz4cs3khdpfyk54s8vgkutm2wa9tlq5xn0tjnuqhugcvgnpfczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsquv0cka Guess who has two thumbs and is about to do something pretentious for spring training in February ⚾<br/><br/>THIIIIIS GUY<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/323619aeaf17e102fce394578ac10e1e052390d58d302660317dc22086356549.jpg"> 2026-10-20T01:50:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ar2nqdvu5c24zjvpfl3ftdw7yzm4dgw9e30e79akfsr5gzvg9tgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq2rwee3 Nextdoor is the herpes of social media. No matter how hard I unsubscribe or report as spam they turn up in my inbox 2026-10-20T01:47:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0hp48j9cghdgkzk2pwdtfsfnvhhuf6fqn8jc4uwgnx4vt6fpy3qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq0vl6uy &#34;Penis of the sea&#34; was my nickname in high school<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqhyynhsmvveaesslf0y6g4nq089ge874njem8kxap7x27ykjzfvvsl99p70" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…9p70</a></span> </div> Ah, the infamous Geoduck...the penis of the sea. When these things are alive, they shoot a stream of water out the tip as a defense mechanism and it looks just like a penis peeing. </blockquote> 2026-10-20T01:37:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd39zlkhfckygmgefsgdngk78e8kqmd3z5gjv7k2elatqlhvrwgqqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqt2gnxt The hummingbird feeder is surrounded by garden spider webs, which makes sense. I wonder if the birbs get annoyed like I do when they fly into one. 2026-10-18T17:27:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxp9zwd9qkns5aalyrrnv4zs8w3uyz68ud7dt97eyyjvflgpkw78gzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq8pg6v3 Karl Malden is always a good time<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/b02e7b3a0b8378f0ad8d6fea22e8157828b97eb905593257b13afb094f39125e.jpg"> 2026-10-18T06:36:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9t7vj9y28hhlmdq0p3luzy3wuvjpzu0p65yq9sx9dctg843c8hvqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq0nn7e7 I&#39;m going to recycle tomorrow but this naughty Owl is enjoying himself tonight<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/04dfcad29b989791b7c94b4569a5ce7651ed6c8ebccd8d144689ab68773501d1.jpg"> 2026-10-18T05:54:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs942x7tcq6ej46lsdcq0uj3rzs5wtrdmrndhvuhxhcm48txd5xuzczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq6cw5ad Of for the love of fuck<br/><br/><a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kalxiq1yGZU">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kalxiq1yGZU</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/6c3ab50efc2c92bc65dc32aa296a78e94bce5c4c3ab914c3ac3cb39f0cdd62cb.jpg"> 2026-10-18T02:20:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrn2ldz665wvw38mmtdwmskuj6z00tu5qa43m98697u7v5msa08aczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqm7zhz3 Before I left the house I cut up 14 lbs of pork butt for the freezer and now my wrist is tingling. I have an appointment with my doctor Wednesday and I&#39;m not leaving until she drains this cyst or hits it with a Bible. I will handcuff myself to the table if I have to (good hand). 2026-10-18T00:26:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstwpng28qqsryjdml560my2t7qwhnzpajvl5t3a4kqfcugrusrenqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqvl53s9 In continuing my recent trend of being both brutally honest and off-putting, someone I don&#39;t know approached me at my local. <br/><br/>Her: You look so dramatic<br/><br/>Me: I&#39;m not surprised, I&#39;m super depressed<br/><br/>Her: I&#39;m sorry<br/><br/>Me: It&#39;s ok, life happens to all of us.<br/><br/>She gave me a SNACK. I thanked her sincerely.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/c1229f4802072c71cf187ddb27b7adae4cf02ea8577cb61e93349dc97cb2cd3c.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/a481f22ecaf88f0c88e3c9624b23c6b6420b11f4c8f8160a496a3b362358d771.png"> 2026-10-17T23:50:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswmkxgv0knym26dvkuecccw34xp2wcmvpf9sftu0dgkstrtht423gzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqpusluk I need to buy some pants that FIT. Carnivore is great in that your body says &#34;oh thank God&#34; and goes around patching things up and putting on muscle with zero effort, but now one of my remaining ok trousers don&#39;t fit in the calves. 😆<br/><br/>I was very happy for a couple of years, cooked more of a Paleo diet, and gained a little weight with nesting. If you&#39;re a hamplanet weight just falls off with carnivore, but if it&#39;s like 15 lbs you are going to have to wait in line to get back into your retro Wranglers. <br/><br/>Me: What if weight loss?<br/><br/>My Body, hopped up on steak: Nah, first we&#39;re going to flatten every single keloid scar back to childhood. Then we&#39;re going to fill in every single remaining pock mark from chicken pox. <br/><br/>(True story, this happened the first time in 2022)<br/><br/>Me: but<br/><br/>My Body: I&#39;M NOT FINISHED. in the meantime your calves are also going to look stupid. I have an idea, what if your pants are looser but they get stuck on your calves? 🤣<br/><br/>Me: Goddammit 2026-10-17T16:18:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspfhsnen7h5etdk0sgnjhrduuufecfpgqwgy4p4a09mwgqjwhhpgszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqgt97u5 The first one is about <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqqjnchxduch58zh492xw69h2jr7cztafgz9lvuu8hmv2jnwu75kwqp6axtg" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqqjnchxduch58zh492xw69h2jr7cztafgz9lvuu8hmv2jnwu75kwqp6axtg</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…axtg</span>)</a></span> <br/><br/><a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3rxiEaJbxnI">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3rxiEaJbxnI</a> 2026-10-17T07:13:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsta6c9jc8zy408cqwmrkk596julh2nns3evyxerg4nnss50z2c35qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq4nws0k I went to catch some bossa nova music tonight and ran into an acquaintance who has transitioned in the last year. I can&#39;t help but feeling sad because he was a good an unique man as he was. Rube Jr knows him also and saw his new relationship in action (he is dating someone at the cafe where the music is) and opIned that the relationship is toxic. It&#39;s just kind of a bummer. He invited me to come back to my Fiber Arts Clerb that I founded but I&#39;m good. He admitted it&#39;s not as lively without me moderating and provoking people. :) 2026-10-17T06:28:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgvk2ahjmzkmeer5g6y7dpm5n58e6hdlt69gskfm9junu0a95whfczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq6e0lfw DANG quince jelly boil over! Oopsie<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/2e41cdedf10334782feb9d0087805ce7ec146044ccc04c7f27c9813f18d20b90.jpg"> 2026-10-16T22:30:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0q4kk6j96d0lrdrrdun2nycksgcyns0lnk63x70qxvfg7rmensygzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq9yr4fc I just found out there&#39;s a new character on South Park this season called &#34;Miss Ladypenis.&#34; Grace Lavery c 2019 vibes haha.<br/><br/>I know the creators know what they&#39;re doing here using the word &#34;Ladypenis&#34; too. They are too internet for this to be a coincidence. I wish they could do an explainer for trans insanity a la Scientology but they and their families would end up dead. <br/><br/>(I am told the character is uh...played...by finger)<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/43bfdeb98061b47177f1dc28d386fff3a824de0b6ca0de648b9db0da547f46e5.jpg"> 2026-10-15T15:36:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsytum9982uquckugdyucjg0d64qtc6pqcwl0q5qwgt2drrqh5e02czyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqdse4rp Owl just brought a live bird in and thrust it at me while I was on the toilet.<br/><br/>Satan take the wheel 2026-10-15T14:43:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs04w970xga7vsnn6zh44xrydv2herlarwu609csq3wrg0evwmwaxczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqst5l7j Today I am giving all the people who appeared in my dreams last night the gift of not hearing about them.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/5635a2e3eb37f3e123367c8e752d0ea24fcd2cda97dc43316e3e0ee0d5acd875.png"> 2026-10-15T14:06:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsws64fhrp40jfaqlxk5r809u29hrd873gqaxalq4rkkd4ar2qfw4qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqcgkfxg I&#39;m so jealous of Ilhan Omar. I WISH I had a brother to marry<br/><br/>#family 2026-10-13T20:28:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9gpzzkkmy79ff8mf7le59knl4kgpek2fnxh4dupjn37f988tvxhgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq2e9kud I did ~educate 👏 myself 👏~ which made me realize these people are loons. <br/><br/>Where is the class action lawsuit where we demand compensation for carrying the knowledge of how neovaginas are made 😭<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqhllr4dx657gqdkfcnzlmu9pmzrz26n9nfpwvyzrskuqlgadrlwgsnyqd3p" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…qd3p</a></span> </div> Spotted on .club.<br/>Courtesy of someone on Twitter. <br/><br/>Slightly more repetitive than the first version I saw.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/701c89a440e5617d5669aeddac8f26d7cca355c8c0a5b2b650cfdcac3d18e4cf.jpg"> </blockquote> 2026-10-13T16:16:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd6c80xpfx74gct8u242md68u5v3uuc2ksne8g6fmywl3xxf4l0wgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqf3fyk9 Kelly Clarkson is thanking her animatronic stars for Selma Blair right now 🦜🛩️ 2026-10-13T16:04:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrhr8448tsmgz8cjgss67nfajm6ly83wyxpeasr6lnfnrlfytf0mczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq5p28td Steak is the steak of the vegan world<br/><br/>More for me!!<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqnngker0l7yf99alz2ztzrnghu336zmc0rp704qjzwxujj7nsnspsejn7ez" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…n7ez</a></span> </div> Eggplant is like the steak of the vegan world prove me wrong </blockquote> 2026-10-12T23:55:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq4unmakv89azg2a34eef5hdshq83g9280t4rtw6kv5tuu4rm8t6qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqm8gflz The kyoot music studio where I&#39;m taking voice lessons.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/abd3cfba6c9b3a5b2acc0b76ac6a3b861fc73fcaf80d6cec095449aa6ae75f39.jpg"> 2026-10-12T23:52:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ynsmgtnyf9gfpt0cq9y0rufsg8qr3atn59sw0vcexry9na00jugzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqz3wjte Sending a love letter that I hope is enticing enough to be opened.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/56c8356706028df94abe5ee58f6b44a067dcfc3e52650d981adc2b9d658cb3f3.jpg"> 2026-10-10T01:35:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs98sgjk7pk43xwdam4lzhsutw24g869n7sdythk5xh98mlt49amgszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqu3nuad I just taught one of my system designers the &#34;business fuck you&#34; -- &#34;per my last email&#34; -- and he immediately used it in an email. I love my team 2026-10-09T15:33:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxnj4wnkushna6n3s707lvavdl5q62qkfcw522q3edn5hq8u6rl4qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqhku36k I just went running and now immediately want a cigarette<br/><br/>Shout out to my brain which is always trying to kill me<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/49588965ed1ecfaecfc3aa42c492e17197bf414e7dece2ed876ee3b13e379650.png"> 2026-10-08T22:21:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspar6ym0s5uwh5wxxfazg4jrvppulza2m384hdtstrtc4a84kf7zqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqa45lcx HOOOOO SHIT MY FAVE NIHILIST<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqh8h930hycwmrqev6t2g6nk0gvmnzt5nauyr8kfan9ys3ml3gzk3snep0rs" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…p0rs</a></span> </div> Well i was just searching for someone and then these 2 just turned up out of the blue lagoon?<br/>& yeah i am fine thanks & how are you? </blockquote> 2026-10-08T22:20:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw3lyltrflym0yq3hylnw7w3wgefesgpyqur444azuzdhlgxv02wqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqhyq40d I saw the news about the Russian plague this morning and my first thought was &#34;not this shit again&#34; and my second thought was &#34;maybe this will drive my ex back to me&#34;<br/><br/>I have problems <br/><br/>Third thought &#34;I bet not even the Russian plague will bring her back&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/f6c5ae6c348ac3f4e61a625fc61194da761bc5b88bf0bd6d6e4314786a3620c1.jpg"> 2026-10-05T13:58:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdfr7cwd27wnkzea8r5jsds4m3j5u0drqm7h8rp709rvzanjc387gzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqy5dp3q Lung pain after doing all my vocal exercises today. Woof! This chest cold was no joke. I think I&#39;m almost there.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/bdbd073ae409ecab1ff568d9bebe50f7807d652b571af9e1091ecb355939f4dd.jpg"> 2026-10-04T18:47:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2zk23uu558x99cn2t59lmr3psjmfnasvw03tdk90xr2ue7ll4ppczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqqs9dtp Nervous whistlers can die in a fire 2026-10-04T00:20:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf34fapx5et2y0nw54pe4gts8hn50z0utdn37z0j9fy00d0pxh28czyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqyc3urh How do you act normal when you&#39;re depressed? I always forget 2026-10-03T04:13:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfjacc90kel792pl6npkdhz37a27l0rakxkradmu6ekrrqdrvy0vszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqrwe9nr This Cornell 7 case is really something to watch unfold. It sounds like the initial investigation was super bungled and all I&#39;m getting is wildly contradicting information. I hope they are able to do a full investigation now. 2026-10-02T20:28:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdzucy6esnlxmfe8vuqzz2h8mxypjvdf5j2hlg0nq876hmjztu7kszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqpqymsa Can we stop calling sexual activities &#34;interludes&#34;<br/><br/>Ugh 2026-10-01T01:29:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ux4rye0dqhmxu0na0lqmc0e8jpu7hffpvt2s0d83hhjgvzeq9dqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqdm84lf I&#39;ve been back on carnivore for about 3 weeks (shifted to Paleo for a while) and I&#39;m in that annoying place where I&#39;m having body recomp, looser clothes, etc but the scale isn&#39;t moving! Why must numbers be so gratifying 2026-09-30T22:45:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdv8082gllgccuzvz7w5vwacgp9vwxdr2d5spsccamd95ep5xwvpszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqmc0dsu I signed up for voice lessons. I had that initial elation I always get from such endeavors followed by the reminder that artsy types can barely manage collecting information via Google forms and payment info<br/><br/>💩👺 2026-09-30T22:03:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9fhtmfpw323gtxuwsmcjapt4jpca5qkxvne3v84m92g3a2a0rajczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq5xv0cz Fuck yeah concords<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/9a8dc185f0dd242900f89bfa545a6880bf01de6303f5646148cdbe57090d3450.jpg"> 2026-09-27T16:33:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqdpuhc4athal8vc2t2pzfppq0hglcnwlak0fkc4xr3jyt5kumepczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqnh7rp4 I started The Studio last night. I love making the sausage stuff, LA, homages so I&#39;m pretty much in. It took Seth Rogan like 30 years to finally make something good. Too bad he&#39;s in it 2026-09-26T15:52:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgyrcku2n9ntxnq2sqkwepnncppmxmf56he0fpuufdy0m9xvvqqaszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqcglhma What is with oat milk and why has it taken over everything? One of Rube Jr&#39;s jobs is in a cafe with only oat milk. It&#39;s like Big Oat just moved in 2026-09-26T15:49:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxa95nkqcdtp6gqjcclpmx3nk8sum9eze9fud5d0vejar6mza3g7qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqcyydxl I&#39;m the last person watching baseball. Every other screen is on football 😆 2026-09-25T02:32:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8lgef52cs6pfdhqgv099p62qr7vepz3n63u2dcmu4pvvt38kmqggzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqgtkatn 🎵🎶Doo doo doooo forcing myself to leave the house to watch the baseball 🎵🎶 2026-09-25T01:21:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst3ske5cechhtx2r7qvtauqnvgcjpgcqhjtyk7mkhazak27xqadhqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqk3cdpq Cannot unsee<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/b6f6627877d91cffedd476a88086e93345dce4b8aaee8ec9c2fac01e2061b726.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/4fe7c4b87a4a653f9c1e6f7e5e8812dd81fba9c0d543b5fc3b1712b7056cfce1.jpg"> 2026-09-25T01:20:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr7e2dvh78eh64d9wcnlxgnhx0fw7th6fy5hmzest6umyylhhcktqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqrlrhu7 The relentless backyard chomping of these lardy ass squirrels I swear 2026-09-24T01:53:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp28jeuflzjgjgwlnp4a5207e8f449n0lfl0vk703ljmvc0eawecszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqlmqx6e Soo working on the flying fox sweater and using my old eyeball sweater as a template and I keep coming around the corner and AHHHHH! This dummy likes to jump scare me<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/8fcd3dc2f1728d42565485f7c149cd793432d6c187227d80773ed336da0bdc2b.jpg"> 2026-09-23T12:35:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspgxyhct83e25wx70jpeg86memnmegdeds9tgu4exd8x6652ckhkczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqk2g8d4 Weird, &#34;inconvenience store&#34; is how I refer to all of Seattle. I lost my sense of whimsy the third time I stepped in human shit. Our mayor has no real job experience. I could go on but...eh <br/><br/>At least there&#39;s a light at the end of the tunnel now in the form of real estate listings. I cried when I moved back here in 2000, haha<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/4813275351ce487cb7513d99f4384dafd2fcb46395e16557cd51ac906f151953.jpg"> 2026-09-23T12:17:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdvgnh88ct5kg2plcg5cay5hww5m0t2njxm93kggr79z96lmpv9yqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq6z0vf7 Once in my life I really hope I&#39;ll get to yell &#34;SILENCE, YOU FOOLS&#34; with zero irony <br/><br/>My new goal is to actively engineer this scenario 2026-09-23T06:12:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrj3a72kxqzwdc58pkjrfggd70sd6vw68hthgkz8vwjqg7jvf86zgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqlzgurg THIS SEEMS LIKE A NICE DAY TO SIT IN THE GARAGE, LISTEN TO SIMPLY RED, CRY, AND THEN OVERSHARE ABOUT IT HERE<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/86574eb75a56385a9c7347c0f254ae640dee65a53f4f71ea0869aaff2d99b603.jpg"> 2026-09-22T21:07:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx2rep33e7es30elhgutjej4dkahf75ya50q79k4lxj3ndc2qtqpqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqnxrmsx Well guess who&#39;s still bonkers. :( <br/><br/><a href="https://nypost.com/2026/09/20/us-news/nyt-writer-nikole-hannah-jones-sent-daughter-to-troubled-schools-as-a-sacrifice-and-it-backfired/">https://nypost.com/2026/09/20/us-news/nyt-writer-nikole-hannah-jones-sent-daughter-to-troubled-schools-as-a-sacrifice-and-it-backfired/</a><br/><br/>I like how NKJ thought that she could help the school somehow while simultaneously being completely unaware of the gaps in her child&#39;s education. Physician heal thyself 2026-09-21T04:53:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszxyh6cgumgltydlvg9qt578uxqlppmseyav52jjcth78dcyc3vhczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqam7syc I just did two prosecutor memoirs back to back--Casey Anthony and Jodi Arias. Decided to lighten up and switch to the show &#34;Pluribus&#34; AND NOW I&#39;M UPSET <br/><br/>zombies not even once 2026-09-21T00:35:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0dn2vtzswalk74hewjpp02qs2600655jckgws4zj5nenrsvcfksgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqngm8la I meet a darling boy today. He had Horace energy and Edith looks. I went to pick up Edith&#39;s ashes last week at the little center and there was a picture of someone holding a cavy on the wall. Argh. I think about another dog in the future but I think I should get to my final destination first. Not sure if it&#39;s going to be the Washington Coast or motherfucking palm trees<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/e077224ae7c424a1bde2da131ac35f9b6f8b7882940a26ec2523701393b788ef.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/48441ff464950fb534b7967c4384679c95321bb618bab46716422c48c6c4c6d5.jpg"> 2026-09-16T04:09:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswla2n52nc0nqezqg95fxrxgqv9g8wt4gzenwmamtynaeuj0u3upgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqhg3g6c My last act before bed is to put a little sour cream on Owl&#39;s toe. The things I will do to distract my boyz from fighting!! <br/><br/>(They fought anyway)<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/3c4e3218c2565f9ff0706b646eafac5fd0d806608c440698e7fc35fcada313b3.jpg"> 2026-09-14T04:11:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhh9zgtrww8h94g6vrfdp7l422n9h3e8xp4f0fk2t3sjnsjzahgszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqv7fsqx I&#39;m at an old Victorian hotel in Port Townsend and the bathroom door is literally off the hinges, which is not great for privacy with Rube Jr. Forgot my toothbrush. Otherwise pretty cool place<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/47d568c63475a9dda3339279ab6dba0b597952b9908e9136a83f92d79e91925a.jpg"> 2026-09-04T04:39:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvz5dma0dfvazmgq90lhe45l6drx55udzxae09dgrlztzc0d20kjczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqt3qsny OMFWOW we&#39;re doing 1 a.m. klassy<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/09d09c75917eb34ab395bab9abe95e005a833e00894caf9578279ba876db375d.jpg"> 2026-08-30T08:03:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyt0h9j6sjzz3qd56tzhnd4x7t4yt7xed6jhv4fsup9xdycw320mgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq6av4g3 Flockze<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq8vkpc0x2wavs9drms92anaduescw8z49f7ttayn4jzcm30a8we7q6tnm63" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…nm63</a></span> </div> #FuckFlock<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/0152bd8251dfba0a8c9b444ef0eaf96f1e456126fe364128ed82b4b28724951a.png"> </blockquote> 2026-08-29T13:10:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsywv9fwq7sg84narup6m3hr5kkwfu8azmsvq2ck90n2kmlyfv92nczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqu6y8dg I feel asleep in my bikini and woke up to the sound of rain. Temperature rainforests are an ABSOLUTE CALAMITY and I would burn this place down if it wasn&#39;t so soggy<br/><br/>I&#39;m thinking of selling my house and moving if my job will allow it. My director lives in Vegas 2026-08-29T12:38:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvsy5vnpjgx0d6wwcs0423evn3f5xq6aztfmqtpvkmv0mv4wnum4szyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqjzl3fj *several follow mentions*<br/><br/>Ok looks like new spinster is up <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpquxmmyz2nw8ys8npflt93m9yu5c8ewckp00xsu5g3aykvn836jt7qw03mmw" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Flick 🇬🇧</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…3mmw</span>)</a></span> 2026-08-25T03:32:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2nnnnct8g9t59fy0quea7q4d3uz4vy2mran89xp6940d5z5lpeyqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq89wjvm Randy Johnson throwing a bong at Fabio on a roller coaster iykyk<br/><br/>I can feel my face and I love it<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/83b3ac0340b4930cbd3584b6dab9bd3def857953ecde12ec276dd9604818f71a.jpg"> 2026-08-25T03:31:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8z32w487ucrc987f6ptegv9y46l9ejsknzn7kwaj775wzp3pq3tczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqkzu78w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspsqkddu4qy95a4kjkhus7tqw6kgju8tf96ry569wmhmqw7la8k0gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q2ac7nl'>nevent1q…c7nl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So many chicken wings! 2026-08-22T15:24:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsthc2zrpvkuk4tju2ardphdter4hfvn5t3yuxkfwlm8h7q549y9xszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqx3ds8d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszhkj2qzuwjcmg4amxs5ysyrtjr9m6h7usjj2hkmlm925ympnt5espz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43ql3q89z'>nevent1q…q89z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did I not mention I&#39;m the size of an opposum? I can barely type on this phone 2026-08-22T15:19:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz52q5rpeurss65pmyv7z3vgmzzajvwfvenrmuhjyqqwvqq5rvzlczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqy2y3x7 I dreamt I lost a snake at my grandparents&#39; house and Jimothy was stuck in its maw when I found it. Two horrible birds with one stone. I will ponder this prophesy during coffee 2026-08-22T15:18:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8mpuvpcdd64laaq7e84leqq7ejg50sm2fxehvjru2d0ddaxu4kdszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqyd7ry8 True crime + aggressive cellos<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/a133efa864b2a5106342f1b774a53b3e686a14e311832b0d2a98e649386c722f.png"> 2026-08-22T05:31:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgx5dagka4zsrfpntq3vjra6wn6rnpm0at7tguylqj5umz0gj0phqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqw7qhxc Having a tiny rye in a bar that is playing early 80s Cure b sides and the Mariners are up. This place isn&#39;t terrible constantly just most of the time<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/3e74fb64a385738caf85dad0e3db0db48ad167aa13e1a150f483843894984790.jpg"> 2026-08-22T04:28:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrgz8v9hpyylj54yad64djdvsq8v40hqmzfjkkd5js4x9t0227duqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqddw6yg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvsnx5ruksqukufaf8j570dx2lne5j9yc73ce6v7gug0rjqmam03gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43ql5ypp0'>nevent1q…ypp0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh man I have two world class happy droolers. 🤢 2026-08-21T19:15:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs24cz3p3fjzcyv4f0lth24a53apgtkvrjmasmde875qedklvc255szyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq2xfse3 &#34;Follow me for nothing&#34; is a Zen riddle and an excellent flex<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqh6usqkaqccegryxdx79npm0zvqd505f9dcrn7a0kqdg577h0gxfskpnhhj" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…nhhj</a></span> </div> Follow me on mastodon.social/@Jont_K for, well nothing right now, but probably more on me and my own selfish interest and words and pictures created, at least initially, by my brain! </blockquote> 2026-08-21T17:47:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9cxeq254efllh03jxsvq3g83zzxlchkecnj3dee5yqm9u0x6r5sszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq6fe2cc DAY OF YELLING VISIBILITY<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq93g5f9zzh645hx3xlzewlqerjrutrnl3zyyzp2665x2s4s85w9gsnxp34s" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…p34s</a></span> </div> WHY DOES MY DOG CHEW KNITTING NEEDLES, BEDPOSTS AND WASHING UP SPONGES BUT IGNORE THE CHEW TOYS I BOUGHT HIM FROM THE PETSHOP?<br/><br/>and why don't pets at home make knitting needle and discloth flavoured chew toys? </blockquote> 2026-08-21T17:46:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqarej28zajrf09yp3mc2nn8ha6xu64vpcts7nwz4rncyttrapz9czyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqwj98k3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8h6dcj4qf49x22ej9wstnq0fwecupwc4j3wnkdvgmvckqrf2g0rqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qw64hs8'>nevent1q…4hs8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I WANT TO HELP YELL ALSO<br/><br/>WHY AM I STILL GETTING MAIL FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SOLD MY HOUSE 13 YEARS AGO 2026-08-21T16:23:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0k26nnve2f9avkuxv26pxp2jmcf5mufj7sk326zx45ucruzj8lvgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqmajj09 Also this morning I found out the woman in the cube behind me is following the Lindsay Clancy trial and has a lot of interesting thoughts about her possibly being framed. I don&#39;t have a dog in that fight beyond being sick about the fate of her children but it was cool to hear. I had to tell her I&#39;m like 👀 with The Harkles Unmegxit? ReMegenterance? Triple Jam MegSalchow?? What is this called 2026-08-21T15:43:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv29gztzhcvy77xfjhhy2z83vwmunrngzxuufmtjcew9w5jfj4w4czyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqj6e5p6 Oh man I just ran a six minute meeting. 👋🎤 This might be a new record. I love slow Fridays and I get to leave early because I&#39;m out of hours. 💃 2026-08-21T15:38:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw9xxp90vrgn6j4k2xuefrxkqk4zuahkp4he4dmjaeuqjtns8x5tgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqtkwa6n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9hfu74p49490km94flzu6najdrre0fyndpjer4wk5uc2wuh9lpwspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qwvlg67'>nevent1q…lg67</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This looks like it might come with a VGA cable and a floppy disc ahahaha 2026-08-21T15:36:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxc6xn7yn3f62565lvp6c2frws4e5qatwzlhlp8hclpadjw49hyeczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq4ycg52 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdeqapzz7mvxztrgjcg7mc6kjvahcnr7wwdtrk5hygxh0x8jh8ylqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q7k9ejy'>nevent1q…9ejy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>B&amp; 2026-08-20T17:09:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrmvl9teutzzmxzhxmgum95tzjv0lr70v88nh4hyksrrq390wzlcqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq4s4f34 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsffwkqkl8tsux07mp4c5r83c7ssr7cvu0w59f6c4s68gqf3c6f63spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qvhjs8v'>nevent1q…js8v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think she was just caught in a cycle with a villain. Too bad. 2026-08-20T17:01:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst8axukvll4myxlp04j4rxv90sqt0ukedxl0zs3yu40d533zw70jgzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqt2hykx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqs6gz5xjj6ldaxw9wrzt3s2nay808aau9j6jmxm9nq72dgug8r6cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q0p7u2g'>nevent1q…7u2g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yeah American tv 2026-08-20T17:00:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspheqxdujz5nps4mwyxupsrp28zr2z5ulrxx6uqd8s3jxxth93zpczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqg8halm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst64t8mq0ducux38vcvn5ycfwumnj42wa5w5mlpxxfrth5aw4wsacpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qzsvl3m'>nevent1q…vl3m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No I do mean the mammals 2026-08-20T16:59:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsthlsnay6k73fs7cz6mlcugepngtumdkz5426jxgjfd044cwqymmczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq06zxym Hmm wondering if Hayden Panettiere&#39;s death is going to be investigated as a homicide. 2026-08-20T15:47:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx406nl34ttkf980cysznkvzg5kql364rs995klhvxyhyzytnk4mczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq9tyydu I would like an app that turns sealions into kittens, kind of like the old &#34;make Trump kittens again&#34; <br/><br/>They are so gross 2026-08-20T15:33:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0j7pcagruh86trgsw8jwttt0rt6jc3jy850g7tu24srj488g70aczyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqerzp65 Lmao take your upsidedown ass canning tongs with you<br/><br/><a href="https://people.com/prince-harry-meghan-markle-moving-back-uk-with-prince-archie-princess-lilibet-exclusive-12061632">https://people.com/prince-harry-meghan-markle-moving-back-uk-with-prince-archie-princess-lilibet-exclusive-12061632</a> 2026-08-20T00:51:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs28a3cqd6kdj67a3eck05tass3rz6j45vchj8jucchf76jqd3z05szyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqkqp28k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw0en6q8530kl44ha4nzgag9eluua6cq8v0saxrvmq5dnwqx0xrjcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qyjxn0d'>nevent1q…xn0d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ll mostly be using it for curries and things like mole. 2026-08-19T11:12:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsph9rrxr3rkrnhf7lm78f0jvkjqcty8c9uvy8p7cdsj08wmwlnt0gzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqud2qee Mmm impulse mortar and pestle hell yes<br/><br/>I&#39;ve been operating under the tyranny of my tiny terrible Ikea mortle and pestle for over five years I&#39;m done<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/6f2f6b43d1e62014a026a30e171f7ffac5c2c0b81468de5ae5790db6de19e99f.jpg"> 2026-08-19T02:56:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq264y3ecry0pp5uh3r36l32zcvdwz46qepnpq5tprd9phwjdd63czyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq2gqm09 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspeed538q4gsfyasvkhu8ggskzey5n2rj8hvjlnypvdmmzav5ctkgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qa2rkng'>nevent1q…rkng</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve heard tox reports take a minute, but that&#39;s through following US State/city prosecutor trials. 🤷‍♀️ 2026-08-18T21:30:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxuulhzvr30cua0n3wvvy4z4adw9llf26j0023jtmh62f2hqk05eszyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsqa9yycc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst365t6h0xqsvv09ld6gnwym2cdzmaq4k6yl8eyelj43tkjw0gvvcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qf8z74q'>nevent1q…z74q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It would be kind of interesting if after all the unsubstantiated crimes he reported being a victim of, something finally happened. Hm 2026-08-18T21:25:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfq6fw5mmra6k6t4sa4hycjen36d085sx9gjsexgmhzhrjryjdu9qzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq8cj9mf &#34;They’re showing the hypocrisy of what’s going on out there in the WNBA,&#34; Jenner said of Kanter and White. &#34;The WNBA had their meetings on this issue and Cathy (Engelbert), the head, says, ‘We talked about the trans issue but we just haven’t come up with a conclusion at this point. We will continue the conversation.’ Cathy, XX, you’re in. XY you’re out. It’s that simple.&#34;<br/><br/>And here is ol Bruce accepting a woman of the year award in 2015 lol<br/><br/><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/caitlyn-jenner-simple-solution-end-wnba-trans-athlete-debate">https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/caitlyn-jenner-simple-solution-end-wnba-trans-athlete-debate</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.spinster.xyz/8bef2136ce227312a8e0a3eeee7c796945fc326001cb6efaa1a63691cd2e2b34.jpg"> 2026-08-18T21:19:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxxu85p9uly6xykf7e33kgr73pppyxe9ealf237dmnr5r0fpqgmmqzyrv75q79z74xcyfnfxkzlu442axsfsxhguqprmz8fpnx7dls35wsq4qrqza In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg4pm4rfw8xcck8jxngl8cfaa56qtcgxvqgzezpjskw8qadl0xxxspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qtr5hx9'>nevent1q…5hx9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>✂️🍆 2026-08-18T21:01:52Z