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So, apparently America was great BEFORE modern medicine learned ...

2024-11-15T13:27:24Z

So, apparently America was great BEFORE modern medicine learned to prevent deadly and debilitating diseases.

I’m afraid that we are nearing the days of Sodom & Gamera, ...

2024-11-13T00:29:01Z

I’m afraid that we are nearing the days of Sodom & Gamera, when God sent a flying turtle to destroy an entire city because of their hedonism and lasciviousness…

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2024-11-11T14:10:36Z

There is no hate quite like Christian love.

Scott, I’m curious to get your take on this… ...

2024-11-09T16:43:04Z

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Scott, I’m curious to get your take on this…

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/11/trump-normal-popular-vote/680578/

Just when I think I’m getting over the shock of the election, I ...

2024-11-07T20:32:49Z

Just when I think I’m getting over the shock of the election, I remember that we’re gonna have to see the Orange Idiot for four years.

I don’t think my liver can take another four years of Donald ...

2024-11-06T22:50:50Z

I don’t think my liver can take another four years of Donald Trump.

What we’ve learned again is that most people don’t like to ...

2024-11-06T15:32:45Z

What we’ve learned again is that most people don’t like to share their misogyny and racism with pollsters.

We have too many men who’ve proudly never changed a diaper ...

2024-11-03T02:38:21Z

We have too many men who’ve proudly never changed a diaper because it’s not “their job” who coincidentally are disconnected from their children because caring and empathy are not “their jobs.”

How about instead of MAAGA (Make Americans Angry & Greedy ...

2024-10-31T17:31:48Z

How about instead of MAAGA (Make Americans Angry & Greedy Again…

We go with MANA (Make America NORMAL Again)?

“Listen, Donald Trump will be really mean to me if he wins.” ...

2024-10-29T22:51:58Z

“Listen, Donald Trump will be really mean to me if he wins.”

-what Jeff Bezos meant to say

I think it’s very important to read the Bible… Otherwise, ...

2024-10-29T00:45:55Z

I think it’s very important to read the Bible…

Otherwise, it’s really hard to appreciate Monty Python’s “Life of Brian.”

Trump keeps asking, “Are you better off now than you were four ...

2024-10-28T16:51:31Z

Trump keeps asking, “Are you better off now than you were four years ago?”

I dunno, let’s think… Four years ago we were trapped in our homes unable to get basic necessities like toilet paper while we watched over a million Americans die due to his egregious mismanagement of a deadly pandemic.

So, I guess the answer is yes. Yes, we’re much better off now than we were four years ago.

So, Trump is a convicted felon (fraud), stole top secret ...

2024-10-28T12:52:21Z

So, Trump is a convicted felon (fraud), stole top secret documents, was impeached twice, found liable for sexual assault and has dozens of other accusations. 49% of voters think he has fascist tendencies. 70% think he won’t accept the election results if he loses. He’s threatening to use military against Americans. Nearly all his former staff and Republicans as far back as Reagan and GHW Bush have warned us about him. His own VP pick once called him “America’s Hitler.”

AND THE RACE IS CLOSE?!?!

I loved the last sentence… “And, if I’m being perfectly ...

2024-10-27T18:00:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…rv70
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I loved the last sentence…

“And, if I’m being perfectly honest, because it’s my best shot at never having to hear about Donald Trump again.”

Dear Americans, Please don’t vote for a President based on ...

2024-10-25T21:45:34Z

Dear Americans,

Please don’t vote for a President based on entertainment value.

Sincerely,

The World

Well, now wait a minute… According to Trump and Fox “News” ...

2024-10-23T14:55:45Z

Well, now wait a minute… According to Trump and Fox “News” I thought hordes of immigrants are pouring through our open borders???

Fewer migrants were apprehended between ports of entry at the southern border in September than in any month since August of 2020, according to new data release…
Source: The Hill https://search.app/zAM2oTNJUiFnMCYx5

Without the sound, Trump always looks like he’s trying to ...

2024-10-13T19:06:24Z

Without the sound, Trump always looks like he’s trying to convince you how big the fish was that he caught.

Remember, you’re always a winner if your malignant narcissism ...

2024-10-12T21:56:08Z

Remember, you’re always a winner if your malignant narcissism doesn’t allow you to admit you lost!

Do people realize that the ENTIRE WORLD suffered from inflation ...

2024-10-12T21:39:30Z

Do people realize that the ENTIRE WORLD suffered from inflation after the pandemic?!? The U.S. has bounced back faster than most of the world.

Yet people claim they trust Trump on the economy??? Why, because he’ll cut taxes and mortgage the country? Or because he’ll destroy environmental regulations and employee and consumer protections? Or is it just his racism they like?

Always fun to watch the “state’s rights” folks crying to ...

2024-10-11T01:52:28Z

Always fun to watch the “state’s rights” folks crying to get the federal aid they always scoff at.

pathhole: (n.) a pathological asshole (See also, Donald Trump)

2024-10-07T22:14:59Z

pathhole: (n.) a pathological asshole
(See also, Donald Trump)

Weird how the guy who refused to release his taxes before a ...

2024-09-26T00:35:56Z

Weird how the guy who refused to release his taxes before a Presidential run is demanding his opponent’s pay stubs from a 35-year-old, part-time McDonald’s job.

I don’t think a lot of people realize how incredibly difficult ...

2024-09-24T16:08:34Z

I don’t think a lot of people realize how incredibly difficult it is for a White man, who was born into money, never worked for anyone other than his father, then inherited a $400 million dollar company to be successful in America.

HO-LY SHIT! This guy legit came back from 2106 to try to take out ...

2024-09-16T00:43:46Z

HO-LY SHIT! This guy legit came back from 2106 to try to take out Trump!

BREAKING: Marjorie Trailer Greene threatens Laura Looney with ...

2024-09-13T21:15:34Z

BREAKING: Marjorie Trailer Greene threatens Laura Looney with Jewish space lasers operated by the entire cabal because she is so bigoted!

Trump’s promising a great economy by throwing a party (tax ...

2024-09-11T01:11:46Z

Trump’s promising a great economy by throwing a party (tax breaks for all, especially the uber-wealthy) on a credit card that he has no intention of paying.

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2024-09-11T01:06:30Z

Where’s Trump’s right eye?

Remember when Trump insisted that the churches should be packed ...

2024-09-04T22:58:43Z

Remember when Trump insisted that the churches should be packed by Easter of 2024?!?

As the president sets out "a beautiful timeline", New York warns it is a "canary in the coal mine".
Source: BBC News https://search.app/HtLRY5F3rTmeEckM7

If the only reason you’re a decent person is because you think ...

2024-09-02T17:56:07Z

If the only reason you’re a decent person is because you think there’s an afterlife in it for you…

Maybe you’re not really that good.

Twenty bucks says Donald Trump never fulfilled his commitment to ...

2024-08-31T22:24:45Z

Twenty bucks says Donald Trump never fulfilled his commitment to Columbia House after he got those first 12 records.

I hate when people misuse words and expressions, like “for all ...

2024-08-31T22:18:29Z

I hate when people misuse words and expressions, like “for all intensive purposes”…

Just my sediments.

Told my 13 y/o daughter a bad Dad joke. She rolled her eyes and ...

2024-08-30T01:15:35Z

Told my 13 y/o daughter a bad Dad joke.

She rolled her eyes and said, “Why are you like this?!”

I’m not saying, but I’m just saying… JD Vance is starting ...

2024-08-29T16:07:43Z

I’m not saying, but I’m just saying…

JD Vance is starting to make Sarah Palin look like she was a good VP pick.

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2024-08-28T01:07:05Z

Should you answer a rhetorical question?

Simple question, who would you trust to watch your kids? ...

2024-08-27T19:28:06Z

Simple question, who would you trust to watch your kids?

Kids got me a coffee mug that reads, “Probably One of the Top ...

2024-08-25T14:06:13Z

Kids got me a coffee mug that reads, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood”

I don’t wanna give away any campaign tips to Trump… But ...

2024-08-24T00:50:14Z

I don’t wanna give away any campaign tips to Trump…

But where’s Chachi?

A MUST watch! https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?si=7H8Oy4DXZsyV5Hno

2024-08-22T22:11:59Z

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A MUST watch!

https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?si=7H8Oy4DXZsyV5Hno

Trump’s “Deep State” claims always reflect his inability to ...

2024-08-18T16:23:41Z

Trump’s “Deep State” claims always reflect his inability to work with other others or deal with pushback. He can’t handle checks and balances. He wants to turn the country into his own private company, just like his own cheating, scamming companies filled with family and sycophants that fawn over him or get fired. He could never answer to a board of directors, much less a publicly owned country.

Trump says he’ll head to Venezuela if he loses. No extradition ...

2024-08-13T13:52:24Z

Trump says he’ll head to Venezuela if he loses.

No extradition down there.

Saw this billboard today and found it hilarious! ...

2024-08-13T05:04:01Z

Saw this billboard today and found it hilarious!

Mmmm… beachfront property in Oklahoma sounds nice!

2024-08-13T04:07:30Z

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Mmmm… beachfront property in Oklahoma sounds nice!

Struggling to fill larger venues, the Trump campaign has decided ...

2024-08-10T02:53:16Z

Struggling to fill larger venues, the Trump campaign has decided to target diners and coffee shops for his new “Donald Unplugged” tour.

“Donald’s crowds were bigger than MLK, Jr.! Period.” ...

2024-08-08T21:01:10Z

“Donald’s crowds were bigger than MLK, Jr.! Period.”

JD’s out campaigning. Where’s Don? Oh, wait, he’s hiding in ...

2024-08-07T19:05:22Z

JD’s out campaigning. Where’s Don?

Oh, wait, he’s hiding in his basement sending out “Truths”!

Sorry all, I’m going to be away for a bit… I just got ...

2024-08-05T22:02:40Z

Sorry all, I’m going to be away for a bit…

I just got selected to be the Vice President.

Can we somehow donate to the orcas who attack the yachts of the ...

2024-08-03T19:51:43Z

Can we somehow donate to the orcas who attack the yachts of the Uber-wealthy?

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2024-08-02T17:40:33Z

I tried out for the Olympic water polo team but my horse drowned.

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2024-08-02T16:32:58Z

Sofa King weird!

“Sorbet” is a French word that means “not as good as ice ...

2024-08-01T18:58:40Z

“Sorbet” is a French word that means “not as good as ice cream.”

Trump was gonna get the prisoners back during his term but he was ...

2024-08-01T16:45:37Z

Trump was gonna get the prisoners back during his term but he was golfing.

I wonder if JD feels a little conflicted when he sits on the ...

2024-07-30T20:42:59Z

I wonder if JD feels a little conflicted when he sits on the couch with his wife?

What if introverts are just extroverts who’ve realized that ...

2024-03-12T23:15:02Z

What if introverts are just extroverts who’ve realized that most people suck?

"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!" "Sir, ...

2023-02-25T19:47:16Z

"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"

"Sir, this is a library."

*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."