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will never meet a hater doing better than you. 2026-10-29T17:33:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsthfwaykj7dv409jh80z4mrmn5vrq8fs6k67j2seje8pjkn6dgnmgzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jm265kp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2k3qnkw0aghfvk85kprnjmxct52jl4yxsr5lqzmfcahkjdxa25tcycp8de'>nevent1q…p8de</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think so. I haven’t seen it yet though 2026-10-29T17:30:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw0qd0cqvg6ps07ly0g5zz5h2qqgk2ur4v68tkwtkvhj687kp9j4qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j6aqche In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyywnagys4rgxkkh92fl6x80twukuv97rpmmd5tnshjes3ewmh7fs0pfsrl'>nevent1q…fsrl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s called “You Can See Everything”. Documentary about Elizabeth Holmes 2026-10-29T16:23:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg3tz93q428ges77q6lusxpjt3frul9hlvqhaj46lld25vytewarqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jnygrt0 <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/af95d3effce947918358d91c4fbfecf80baf3e0fc471631c6102db2258a59e2e.jpg"> 2026-10-29T13:53:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2wq7mlnrq34etuczhurgzlup5rc6ezmuv07cnsgyk4ka6hnuc7sczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j0v6mwp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfu4av3lemjmqe2hdtqzytn732d57l8x4h5w7h3mhxu4glwqj79vs8n56r4'>nevent1q…56r4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You ok there boo? <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/016916a2ee1dec2deb427b6540db0df40d57e27e934b4dbd755fbee12e392a47.gif"> 2026-10-28T20:51:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgc0lx7l2wfcc6gzhhzf4ywk3vlyhtw4kdpm3hlj3qysqt9kmgv0gzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2juajp7m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr0c3d7jxf8r8pnvtjm2unqklpuhhyvnrawjzns3avv5kdca3ys4q04swq0'>nevent1q…swq0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Embrace the victimhood 😂 2026-10-28T19:14:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqr8f5mxevuxgmr2u84852rgstepak2xtg2cqqc2wdvczv95h0waczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j0f6kyl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxljvgw4crlsu078te5a2yzedwcxhnfw9rphmxx5gwzl4kt9psnh4687'>nevent1q…4687</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Create a viral sob story and your set 2026-10-28T19:14:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfgyuvh8j7dhepamwv4jwe45mqr3ac6nudeqzjzkdcpm0vpl5l3wszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jyywz84 <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/e2461b9fd1a500fec57043193d1b32e78c6a6f54001602d8c2cebace6bff50bf.jpg"> 2026-10-28T19:10:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgevw9j594xz3x2vuajmgfcspqahnzeulkz62hjwkuhwd5yhcu6cqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2ja8kcst <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/a1052ecc9839643f72b05dc55114af3a85c4c6034b347815680ec5692c990066.jpg"> 2026-10-28T17:03:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsymzx9ez49eetzawrqj7cr82z82kjjxlxn8cdc5veygk5yuzj30rszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jljv4pf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy4h8t7fjld2wngaxds4jlh76h4vf4gm4gz74s4k68ecdt4vaya6gkvv4ur'>nevent1q…v4ur</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>She’s gotten too deep in bitcoiner culture to know there’s a whole world out there 😂 2026-10-28T16:53:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8mk8sn0fydudpw29tyf62m7etq055tz6zcw4cmx26633q4gwnztczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jhs6jq5 <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/acf1856b335c87d72d64b61dde3f9a541ac670636da214246d79495de90226f9.png"> 2026-10-28T15:28:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs20xvcqkl0n723nepyumkfdm7xrery3prn540yspd9ev7x44jr4nczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jntrfck Dear bitcoiners, please get out of your bubbles from time to time 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ <br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/f0196842caf9930639033af291ee5ccb3740037cb24f26c11439ccd8ddc0effd.jpg"> 2026-10-28T15:11:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgqthpy4sdnm2gsrhwmpme4etd7xsfwxz5uxjgrn50jemsmkqhktqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j0422z6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqze75w8wt5n8ghf42xrd7890ktzlvyr2u0zp5qng9k8jvl4d7c7u7vnm'>nevent1q…7vnm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yup… #typostr 🤦‍♂️🤣 2026-10-28T15:09:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvezmgupeh4x8efk939alcrk4n0gu68673g66tkx20lu8g6hqrf9gzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jvkv3rh You can tell this is functional because he claims Nostr has 40 daily active users 🤣<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsqy3quj5vm9h8kxhrnpml6ggcfaa0w6jjvl3ezuwkq7dq0jttvryq4d5ef0" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…5ef0</a></span> </div> There's no such thing as a stupid question.<br/><br/>I believed that. I really did.<br/><br/>Then I onboarded my buddy to Nostr.<br/><br/>**Minute 1:** "So what's my username?"<br/><br/>It's npub1 followed by 59 random characters.<br/><br/>"Cool. How do people find me?"<br/><br/>They don't, Kevin.<br/><br/>**Minute 4:** "What's this nsec thing?"<br/><br/>Your private key. Never share it with anyone. Ever.<br/><br/>"Got it. I texted it to you so you'd have a backup."<br/><br/>**Minute 8:** "Okay, so what's the password reset process?"<br/><br/>There isn't one.<br/><br/>"That's not very professional."<br/><br/>**Minute 12:** "Which relay is the main one?"<br/><br/>There isn't one.<br/><br/>"So who's in charge?"<br/><br/>Nobody.<br/><br/>"Who do I report bugs to?"<br/><br/>Reality.<br/><br/>**Minute 15:** "Why did a stranger just send me 21 sats?"<br/><br/>That's a zap. He liked your post.<br/><br/>"My post just says 'test.'"<br/><br/>Yes.<br/><br/>Frankly, it's one of the better posts today.<br/><br/>**Minute 19:** "Why is everyone obsessed with Bitcoin?"<br/><br/>That's actually one of the less weird things you'll see.<br/><br/>**Minute 23:** "Why is every profile picture a frog, a goat, a guy holding a fish, a guy with a rifle, or a guy holding a goat while holding a fish?"<br/><br/>I didn't have an answer for that one.<br/><br/>**Minute 28:** "This guy's bio says he's building the future."<br/><br/>What's he building?<br/><br/>"No idea."<br/><br/>Correct.<br/><br/>**Minute 33:** "Why does everyone know each other?"<br/><br/>They don't.<br/><br/>They just argue with the same 40 people every day.<br/><br/>**Minute 37:** "Why is everyone on here so weird?"<br/><br/>Kevin.<br/><br/>You just spent 37 minutes learning how to use a censorship resistant decentralized social protocol so strangers can send you internet pennies for posting the word "test."<br/><br/>Ask yourself that question again.<br/><br/>Onboarding is difficult. You won't find Kevin here. Not because he couldn't figure it out.Because at some point I quietly decided that was the best possible outcome. </blockquote> 2026-10-28T14:37:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs07r22r6ytdrm6m47scwmvydlmemx52t93s6wkjpfpnwmx2gz9xyszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jyhgwjs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqt72apvuzfcgrup4eyk9h25syx94mcpgac7myvfvq2e6cu2jvjpcarms2s'>nevent1q…ms2s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/39bdc34a64dceea2ce4409358dd2570a70270ee3cbd21f936c79e3d0318a1e43.gif"> 2026-10-28T11:23:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrc5dfyqulpyl8h4ms0un4m25maumjnyws6snd4gqr0l8juzurnsgzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jzfkey5 “Fake &amp; gay!” — ICE<br/>🤣<br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/4ca6f46b8a358383cb9ea8bd321c70f0cf8c06a4cce2af7db1ec8db6e70e7131.jpg"> 2026-10-28T01:38:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfh7y8qa03m6rywvm2t0ndt0fmaw9ptyv562ccgyq7yun86ffgl2czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jqdxvyn <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/a8c716eed3bec3b8ca70c36dff8d9f3c512c814f944eec7e444797bc6014f869.jpg"> 2026-10-28T01:07:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspmlfp0avyrhufm40r4wa534yf5fed7ngsd90elz2m2yyr9sldfxqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jl63l7m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2qlrg07tmy6k5tl8xyrgp34mp3zqdzlgl7hpud2anp6apuv56m6sxa8yvg'>nevent1q…8yvg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You have low standards brother 2026-10-27T23:48:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2kk9wu6f23avxp6rqcetf5c8udqmzfa0fdrza6g3g0ty9k6jlpnszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jd84z25 <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/c3d716361c5c47d6297e3ca954bf9e06119cc9d6c1a67b926a1ff84c3c7978b3.jpg"> 2026-10-27T23:44:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspkjym6926fjtadwkdd4y4f6j70rlkd6shpzup86l98s3ze7xsqugzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j3r8c99 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2ee7x4s74fl64vvfkpdj0u9s9l08fg3mqd03l8hrxd57885w6eagmpfvcy'>nevent1q…fvcy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’ve muted everyone on here at some point for one reason or another 😂 I try to remember go back and unmute eventually 2026-10-26T23:56:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9xwcsx5ea0mh673pkjsneurhzsdzf7jdzqsefyatf8gpc65skc7qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jwewd9d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxhvl8nwt85jffk925v5yfddq0kwsjqg7td486er7dkew0cydzu3c2dfemj'>nevent1q…femj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Are you always this much fun? 2026-10-26T22:27:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvlu2yaula3jt6ve2xktukcuk3clj6ndq7hcfpmwenthdmj9cknzczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jjpnka6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszah9k5reqc3e3zpv4k9qwznmws77pccndt093n2gruu29zzlgkkg9j8qm2'>nevent1q…8qm2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Only briefly. Haven’t used it in depth though 2026-10-26T22:25:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy2e6495ucg6mdqyjrjruek95l7dhyxxdqxx8r02nmd969aqcdpdgzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jwmywlq <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/dd4e82258ec16ff666773d1539760ff98ab0233b4e23afdabf87eb4de52e467d.png"> 2026-10-26T22:24:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9c9wskx9j4fa3l7eslz7pj0fnna3kuvzd7dyw040exxg7lfxmjfqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jdzasa2 Literally all of nostr is watching these two livestreams right now 😂<br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/caaa35b9fe0712fe8e1743d28a7be9adfc2bd16ea68b7fc0c3e60558547443db.jpg"> 2026-10-26T22:04:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0hude604j3j07tqe7n55nmmc7kd2ha29n5uqdqhhkdd79uetvdvczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jn3y866 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9fuzzw348cfy2n85vdhtnu3zcd4j2lax0s804wwk4e5ujh9mcmcqm9ttq2'>nevent1q…ttq2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Same pattern every time 😭 2026-10-26T21:11:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0w3fukd078egcmasuq6j8mawf0k2gt6wnaelgmhslluvp27lh27czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jyu7rsf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspc2vyq35p3jlv4u0072q650qj2m2xq3z9pc2h45fe27ar2pwhf3qdf635s'>nevent1q…635s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>💯🤣 “I made a new npub for it in case you’ve muted my previous 15 npubs” 2026-10-26T20:42:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszfvz23kzkfjg2wgfg8dz6lszr35gq89jzyerc59uvau49s9ffazczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j3ggcah In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0nv5d4ex8sr89fem9lfdn7aplhv53ashyjfp2ltcuv2pafsnkt7s72s9at'>nevent1q…s9at</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤣🤣 2026-10-26T20:41:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8sr0nhpvdqphhgjxv2yd9n8tqzhget65st0shg9tet7klrr276rqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j484hpw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf73k839a59qkur0u6uzksjuxfn5gdng3w2nwxd9mv9eqgxsnw4lcycfnw2'>nevent1q…fnw2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“Oh and here’s my wife too!” 2026-10-26T20:34:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxlgwvk2afjt9vx5r97w99n3tx3hdmaeqh93rz3lx4asn3u32m8jqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jj5d755 <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/37919547e09d983a6de9fdcc8bd9154a6c55182dd101f94200c0416f07ffb639.jpg"> 2026-10-26T19:13:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2pe73pqnxmwpdl0qdm9q6xyf3qascf3pdm79maxryvx3jqrxxy7qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j0k2gpm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp5kch8f7n2ktaf22ev3w567sltk9r7pgguvuzancqwr6a35drw2s3pkmcd'>nevent1q…kmcd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Welcome! 2026-10-26T19:07:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsftwa473llx4sahf827whejgwd8ysqkawnqsev3vpt88vuugksceszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j3s2mdv <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/4ce503acf5dd7432fe61a79590947790160b73b5f5f126d379c2669de075491b.jpg"> 2026-10-26T18:33:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstul4zk72njf2v0pfpat0tn78470xpn8cfm8e479crrv887js8mfczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j7gdld5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqste67kg73nslap4634rjnt4e5dfdexchap0th8s3v9k0skyq8n5sslrpxc0'>nevent1q…pxc0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They want to convince government that regulation is needed for “safety” but really it’s to create barriers for new competitors entering the market. Maybe also setting themselves and other dominant AI companies as “too big/important to fail” 2026-10-26T15:56:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9kp05f4nhguyv8kt0pp0wmjqx2xnuc29z0z7eetkgppjphmqd44qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j46axud In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs23qlrmsx5ucan37uc6nyezc5ys3a36jmsx5zv8caey55gwa5ndxsxxu5fp'>nevent1q…u5fp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/bfdb4b2b56c13979740a2602b769fb76d51356663423a224202c866c1ad0e805.gif"> 2026-10-26T15:46:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf82y2n5e34h0gq80hpssspuv3qan25sukd6rfsgym60c3vnzknegzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jg5zgpj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvr4c8ywjj5qkgx6fr2m0pl772n73jgkvfs68jvxxf67h99mvg3dsrfyza8'>nevent1q…yza8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🫡 2026-10-26T15:46:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2nl6vpcw95ln2mdgkshm49ucz65xc2he0eqt4vs8mqdauqujwz4czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j230uyh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2qd7pyaay023rpe36sd62x49xy60ta9ddup3j7ngn8m5w47m5m8ca9zvzh'>nevent1q…zvzh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🫂 2026-10-26T15:45:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvmemsxfmmj6pxpqv7zg9yhdv47sa5v8gv3ck76tstav9x9zz888czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j87prte In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqzycupr6zpnm5g6rch3p559ldfr0dqyzkw3lft6zl9htuxpy4ssknsr5'>nevent1q…nsr5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🥲 2026-10-26T15:19:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrvwj5pavly29fsvcjsmwtrercss97uh3agg098nqamymdkhlr4xczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j6j3gt3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsflzw5xgcv5ssvcuzgx7cjhxr9p26v0he3540mu4f5hhe0uss8sfg2sp27s'>nevent1q…p27s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can’t risk these people being able to communicate freely! 😂 2026-10-26T15:18:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9l3jkqesz9jcppxxu5jpph53p8mfyrze72evqnukdq3cy3nv5rtczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jdtzyrt <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/7e1eeaf00817c31121601d755b73eb3098b5425eb3b19609c1509fab8c49a21b.jpg"> 2026-10-26T15:16:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswkn8vdrfsgl0t7f4yw6pmsg50dryzymdzz97ae5u8r85fyn3a6kszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jvvnvqx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0wj39ykpnnayfmgt7fxgkh2v35ve6843kg8mwts4nfqvr43lzucs9npegq'>nevent1q…pegq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Incredible 🔥 2026-10-26T12:42:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9hhsm4nqf028hecue0cwhqea2z8lv2qjgzxyy6apqdr3nccqtctgzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jn6cj7z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs835sjjnzst8xy7cemmw4th56ltyphvlxh6zy39n45fncz5lml5dgvrrkln'>nevent1q…rkln</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is where bitcoiners just sound like fucking morons. X Money is a regular checking account with a debit card. Can be spent anywhere. 😂🤡 2026-10-25T16:46:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd03u4rmp5myr8huztx0xy5h4j48ekpgg2tvd43dlhzsc9qt8w7nczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2junjqpm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqrhpm3syysnwujk2qq820l0n92xkx86fdl3s0ztns3x4c4q8tct9n92k'>nevent1q…n92k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“Bro what if bitcoin doubles in price right after I spend this $20 worth of sats? I’ll be rekt.” 2026-10-25T16:16:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfsr9sm6er4rq04cfww2xkrv665mwy3mcyf3pky8ze7pg2mzs8whqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jautpdm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqyusahr4ldmf3cgryj8yjj0d6a04wjt5x33c5tpw9lzeh5cj2skmr0lj'>nevent1q…r0lj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The “Bitcoin is money” crowd is a bunch of larps that take out loans and use credit cards for everything 2026-10-25T15:44:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszk9hm9d8egx8rcusjsc28haxf6uhdgsznr3n4q2q300frt3z2zwczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j3z6s95 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz30dtucaqvuttvz8x257vjn9a94ragqkg5g8admkv87md5wxwwfg55dkee'>nevent1q…dkee</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A single tip worth a dollar is far more meaningful and leaves a much better impression than multiple micro zaps. 2026-10-25T15:05:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg6pstarpv0pnqmzahtsvy5z0aszrzmrvgeqlx4fphslj6yz4w8tszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jzj63gs Get it? 🤣<br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/c076352bdc5b94fb873f2d01e13197cada29370a32480831db372614918b0b28.jpg"> 2026-10-25T15:02:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgpw206ssrmj3xpfcf8q3cspgvw9u9cywf9swj6ks2qw9rtw728pszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2js0p44l This guy gets it 👇😂<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsx9ckvk8m67jzhcgj06zgxl6fg6dcdtc6t8n6d73eec6fez8ynwxskdvmf7" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…vmf7</a></span> </div> At least the minimum is a dollar and not $0.0001 </blockquote> 2026-10-25T13:06:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd5je8tc6e7mfcm8e4mchp5ygc3htex97x2g9ayuc28gud48hvhnszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jvg7wc3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx9ckvk8m67jzhcgj06zgxl6fg6dcdtc6t8n6d73eec6fez8ynwxskdvmf7'>nevent1q…vmf7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 2026-10-25T13:06:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2x3w2ctqwm58zyvd8ne9hggzgt0fk5zjfh3jg5vfpwu260ux5tqszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jawa4dl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs25uf37h8a7uss2mln7545rthz2s6z4m9qw0nwwjxlrmtuw88ehjq5lgzw8'>nevent1q…gzw8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤣🤝 2026-10-25T11:56:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsptku3v6w6dfhytgaaqeevgshj9p27qcm3npkj24v9sgq4evx70rczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j4etrhe “Convenience? Not in my protocol.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/5448ee849a11b7e3f687d0a6444c1ef0ddc92f0fad8f8945efff3f20153d82c4.png"> 2026-10-25T11:36:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsra32rg2rtn8ka24q97fuwkx55ft93alvg4nqv9z3x2hrsa5tkc3qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jrazgys If xmr zaps are “xaps”, are fiat zaps “faps”? 😂<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsy7xc7rzm6tlf8e6v5xx49frhtuhupt2d0865yz449zgvzqe8pyqcrzr9k8" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…r9k8</a></span> </div> X is adding zaps<br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/a6996cfbeee4a1ce2bf6a7b779cb24b2dad322810e1df05f42688bde37f564c2.jpg"> </blockquote> 2026-10-25T11:14:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg63qmgjljwzkgca7kfq0djyl635fhhkkmjrrh0dvpsgs7y7n4jgczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jq2d0cl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv6ttk5pk3ejk84wa0gmat334dm40jqfzrx33fggz8jnylmqcgm3gpp53ta'>nevent1q…53ta</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Faps? 😂 2026-10-25T11:12:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy7xc7rzm6tlf8e6v5xx49frhtuhupt2d0865yz449zgvzqe8pyqczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jm03uj6 X is adding zaps<br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/a6996cfbeee4a1ce2bf6a7b779cb24b2dad322810e1df05f42688bde37f564c2.jpg"> 2026-10-25T11:00:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyvuhsx7e0xc32e64pzvqezz2z757l3v7mpjaffphmm9y9dzp9m7qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j9fkmsv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdxw3ewtzr8r5tparyf4j3h7t6ea4fd6khyg983qy9m58mav2y42qcp77p8'>nevent1q…77p8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/35be1bc41a19ed8fde72ce03476b9922f9b95322d98d0097e492cd3e7b742cb9.gif"> 2026-10-25T10:52:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2nwgsyurp8czl0lvxxmkj3shjnv6g96xjmx2pc7fhu4umddlmu0czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2juffn33 Siri = Artificial Unintelligence 2026-10-24T23:23:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr7kjglulumpvz2jvxmc7nv0u4d64mvu5jenvk4r6m5m9mrxuch4czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j9ztlm0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9k4gyt7evgshpp66lgjdz4glwu0yetmkl792pl6ltgunsc2fn2lgx52865'>nevent1q…2865</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😂🫡 2026-10-24T11:09:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqaq0dx49ypnmffdk9a4cms09crh35frwnlk8sxq4jg29jmwjzdxszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jdnrelr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2nrd2jaletd9q25lzj9mem8z2jghw5t4j4s0y4f3ep85rp7e0jfqn8ty4t'>nevent1q…ty4t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>#yestr 🤝😂 2026-10-24T10:41:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrwqt2vcnwj98scyjsv5l8elu2avvnyujt370yr763qfhuz3n80jqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jyqsgfq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxv6pq2t73smamg08t4rdh3rzn5pdeszu4ll67c6avq2na8v5sc7lzcj'>nevent1q…lzcj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤣🤣 2026-10-24T10:41:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdky2pma85m8luk04smu8z2lvepkupxcr7zue52jnulpz5ate4sygzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jv8rvzg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswhcez2kz450d5k0dln6ca4xrqhqm68pmddut0cvn7f4qf6chm3ws53qq8n'>nevent1q…qq8n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😂🤝 2026-10-24T10:41:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrc8fptyjwpx5ckau7uwpxvdqc9p2m2p4xm4u0kle390uc3h504gszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jwcfjhc <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/5e50865c0426a0b7f152b8d88af17060007f1473f2ece3fc8221d30225bbe4aa.png"> 2026-10-24T04:10:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq07mtz53w82s0mlher7lk6vwemup3r7rgluw6cs046dq553kp34szyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jzh36yl <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/a90e1ced282998f81ac9ae498ed55aa8a570cf8770f218756f8782a2a38b0973.jpg"> 2026-10-23T22:00:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvw6kgvss9e2plnr7ntn92dppls9ve0vu8da5d2w5945xllgg6mwgzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jaknp6u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf46lfltg7e48ne4edn3xr5q2wt2e0yrm03sehyu9laycnadepdqgfnts74'>nevent1q…ts74</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😂😂 2026-10-23T21:48:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94xpxra67krg8wakh7cuvx2r56jdstss47yruamwkhwq456emk5czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j5dknlc Just tell them it’s for xapping memes on Nostr 😎<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs06fu8fdpluyru94fxec299zqmukgxtgdhg0hqgdne3fvhxwh4atqks56vc" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…56vc</a></span> </div> ⚡️🚨 ALERT - Kraken is reportedly now asking certain users to explain what they plan to do with their Monero… even after withdrawing it from the platform.<br/><br/>According to a Reddit user, in an email, the platform questioned a customer about their XMR withdrawals and explicitly asked: <br/>“Can you explain the reason and purpose of these transactions, including the intended use of the Monero after withdrawal?”<br/><br/>Kraken is also reportedly requesting information about the customer’s professional activities and the source of their funds.<br/><br/>The user reportedly has only seven days to respond. The platform generally justifies this type of scrutiny by citing its regulatory obligations to combat money laundering. <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/80fbabbdb41272e55ee240c75ee17d764182af30f388062efde782ee6bd9ca08.jpg"> </blockquote> 2026-10-23T20:15:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq9ht2ctd42408jm5c2gvuc0xpawxvzsf29a4pk8lcytqn65er2eczyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j2jchaz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqd5rja9rs635jxda36a787hreaf76w8nvx5qt7eakzjwk86xsdln68a'>nevent1q…n68a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And look who’s replying in whose thread in the first place? Lol I life rent free in your head. Admit it. 2026-10-23T20:08:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqkly3anpn2mkaga335zn5u56y7xhwwmlztfcha4hq80auh5ujhvszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jcku5qm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0v7ylkdn6egarh466y69paf988vqh4y2ayvkjsssa8jd0cwe6g9quq56mm'>nevent1q…56mm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Easy. Just tell them it’s for tipping memes on Nostr 🤣 2026-10-23T19:31:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfukdy6f08mq7kstcrwgh8dgr57t7cw3h9gu83gt0a029yj7e92fszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jdh4466 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfafcdapcwh9u4hv32y48tdvpz0a4wyym58xm7ff3wfys7uk3ksgckfhspj'>nevent1q…hspj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Same 😭🫂 2026-10-23T19:30:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9cktj30gu9hcwmt6j8rs7nlzgj99e29hndv4yph6879mm34whyhszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jyzwjam In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsruscc9eps97je36m4m4f7shzwpp2mr0vljdczvft89qm08lxnkvceq206c'>nevent1q…206c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I asked AI to show me what I’d look like clean shaven and decided against the idea after seeing the results 🤣 2026-10-23T17:59:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9fq2sf842wu3c8epwn3xjak9w45v6vy27jpe23zharc4783nmc9qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jm8lv9k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv4efzd0dfszeyfuffjrs3ze9l87ajgpw9jqe0awex6szahplejtqs90qhe'>nevent1q…0qhe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Foldable screens on a daily use device like a phone are the dumbest idea in consumer electronics since 3D TV 2026-10-23T17:58:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspa98q8rm82q5xkvhps47mn45hr20ulsmrxfaqjgqcmfge4s4lz3czyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j23x370 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqp55y5ltwprpg8lp6zwvd2m22vk6pejuwcr9f2n9pvwmxwruq402ugy'>nevent1q…2ugy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Who cares what a little bitch like you says anyway? 2026-10-23T17:57:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq8pn3atevcsuwwtrh8jypuqmp84s4n78aq85r2yv2z889kep2a3gzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j78nwjm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqpschtmug6u2gjvmmh25r3fjajn3gcs0yt7lqm9mda7plqhp4qyjjc78'>nevent1q…jc78</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Back in my day “CPU” was how our school textbooks labeled the big metal box that you connected the monitor and keyboard to. 😂 2026-10-23T16:27:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9jgu7yrl6vct9d2l9vy8hx24t6qlpymdkwtvuesh6xna2lr25e2qzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jwqwawc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqfm5h40xd070rpcjaxr2mhv3cmm08sjzg2hr6hdaqgxjh59csndh89z'>nevent1q…h89z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>💯 “You’re not Nostring the way I think you should Nostr!!!” <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/f92d272f5b18263a9c2212beea82076f832ecbfe7ddbcdb9863fa61161c40cbc.gif"> 2026-10-23T16:26:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrgs7h79c6a3l7vpn2lns46x27tlywz6anpnxte3zx7yxe06fkwngzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j9av9du Not financial advice 😂<br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/e43cc7882a52a25a9314262c209c0d430fc2905847f585ee2ae946472d50f09c.jpg"> 2026-10-23T16:10:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8tfa4l8k6vz9vlf4lc3hz0zejcyrtvplm8e662qnqhkpv7dkljeszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jsesfk0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvg9d0h4tscqaxsenrf426dasg8y63mupzuejhp8t747cceu7s25g506tqu'>nevent1q…6tqu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Literally everything here is public 😂 If you don’t want it to be public you shouldn’t be posting it on Nostr… or on the internet at all for that matter. Lol 2026-10-23T15:58:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9p2reavj4upcv8w80lv7xe8r7c2npykehjajlfjywfwl7myeufpszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jljp437 This 👇 People here need to get over themselves and let people build and try new things. Not like you can stop it anyway. It’s an open protocol and that’s the whole point, after all. If you don’t like it, don’t use it. 🤷‍♂️<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsqa3phwtea62xwmlfsskgspe5wwnceq7fq3g7j4esq5hkepqwzlxgxy47yy" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…47yy</a></span> </div> Nostr is a public protocol, and all public data is freely accessible to anyone. You don't need a client to access it. Nostrich doesn't even operate a relay, which stores far more data than a client that simply serves as an interface to the protocol.<br/><br/>As for the source code, we've released it under the MIT license on GitHub. The code currently available powers all our applications, including Nostrich mobile apps and Nostrich Deck, since they're all built on the same web application and packaged using WebView. There are no separate native codebases. The only native components in our mobile apps are the bottom navigation and app menus, which we implemented natively for better performance and a smoother user experience.<br/><br/>It's entirely up to users whether to use our apps. There are plenty of alternatives, and that's the beauty and freedom that come with Nostr. </blockquote> 2026-10-23T15:20:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0pjkwxhwfckrxtyujtmsj64rfypwqucvnyufy3y3wtm0h67k9wyqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2junkkva Remember folks, the best way to protect against the cyberpandemic is to get your COVID-19 vaccine. 2026-10-23T14:40:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw7lfs9l03kc25j9jpxrxuw6snhu3y39l9ypmedvjaxw6gacv8uwqzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2j4eas0t If I had to choose only one iOS nostr client to use, it would be Nostur. <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsfhc97pejd8z3f488vnfwgaawcw0ptlffk9f94trd9la5mc09ms8spp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdurayaq6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Fabian</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…yaq6</span>)</a></span> is the 🐐 <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsxvauqral5g9dprpkh9pf6cuz4m3q4a56w8und2ad44a6lkja8cwgt9gya9" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…gya9</a></span> </div> #Nostur v1.34.0 is out<br/><br/>- Improved navigation and media layouts for iPhone Duo.<br/>- Option to crop photos to a square before posting<br/>- Added clearer photo upload progress and the option to retry failed uploads<br/>- Improved responsiveness when preparing photos and loading post and link previews<br/>- Prevented accidental dismissal of the post composer and photo editor<br/>- Improved the reply composer with more writing space<br/>- Restored line breaks when composing direct messages<br/>- Improved DM delivery and attachment uploads, including automatic fallback to another upload server<br/>- Improved image sizing, large GIF loading, and fullscreen gallery backgrounds.<br/>- Added background Web of Trust updates while charging.<br/>- Fixed incorrectly nested profile updates and improved relay reconnection reliability.<br/>- Updated translations<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostur.com/screenshots/1250/nostur.png"> <br/><br/>App Store (iPad, iPhone, Mac): <a href="https://nostur.com/appstore">https://nostur.com/appstore</a><br/>Desktop download (Mac): <a href="https://nostur.com/Nostur-1.34.0.dmg">https://nostur.com/Nostur-1.34.0.dmg</a><br/>Source code: <a href="https://nostur.com/source">https://nostur.com/source</a><br/> </blockquote> 2026-10-23T13:50:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswwzqwdftm0n0m7nvd37mvrgkmrjcqv08vfmsvfwuvnhqzz68as3gzyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jp9t83f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw8qs4jjw4luua8v0zmfvs64djhsfajccc2dz4gqyza64pd535ags8zm4j9'>nevent1q…m4j9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Maybe dgafmaxxing? 2026-10-23T12:00:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfukmkptswu427n9jr7x6qnuafyrdrlnj96pkanjdvp2qgxk5q6lszyruwd3jrgtc7q5jgqccwylsszmwwxh7r5c2wvpp5lm625fgrx2x2jwx2485 <br/> <img src="https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/5760dc24bc9a615385c48e6cf47656eaa912bc4bb2f49caf0012454fde007d86.jpg"> 2026-10-23T11:44:56Z