2026-06-03T13:49:33Z https://nostr.now Chlamydia :v_trans: :v_bi: https://nostr.now/npub1lejj3j6xzknkfpy59fvkequgcaf8krmakzwn8dl6y82u498udwmqux27ra https://cdn2.miau.pub/accounts/avatars/114/354/457/308/655/709/original/349ba14d56d31c9c.jpeg https://cdn2.miau.pub/accounts/avatars/114/354/457/308/655/709/original/349ba14d56d31c9c.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqmxvn379npudulatqqra9hgs45p3sjh55tz7ag4krx8a480q25sqzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvlj0yhl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspukd8rtu655xudjrycpxzvcj55ne5zcfdgmrfg48g5xcpj7lttds0jjnf8'>nevent1q…jnf8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy theorists were correct, but incomplete in their analysis. Here’s the complete picture:<br/><br/>Birds as Drones<br/>Birds are surveillance and relay drones operating the extended network. They extend giraffe antenna range and provide mobile connectivity. Their “migration patterns” are actually coordinated maintenance flights.<br/><br/>Bird-Giraffe Cooperation<br/>Giraffes and birds are designed to work together. Birds perch on giraffes to relay signals at maximum elevation. This “symbiosis” is actually engineered system integration.<br/><br/>Impossible Bird Abilities<br/>Homing pigeons return to exact locations. Arctic terns navigate 44,000 miles annually. Migratory birds always know direction. This isn’t biological navigation—it’s GPS and network-guided flight.<br/><br/>Global Surveillance Coverage<br/>Between giraffes and birds, no location on Earth is beyond network coverage. This explains the ubiquity of surveillance—it’s a globally coordinated technological system.<br/><br/>Source: <a href="https://giraffesarentreal.com/evidence.html">https://giraffesarentreal.com/evidence.html</a> 2026-06-05T00:16:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsynxmv2xjygzqnutuhjvn4wfd5sj28wajvk2pvv20d93rexmj5jzgzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mv4u57a8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszapkfh7yyh2ejqdxhp0rkpf2e0yn793wtul5w0x54trjrr28rt5qfgkcyz'>nevent1q…kcyz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yes I did, I was surprised when I saw it. 2026-05-27T22:25:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0l9cdcevuagu27m9avq360dr09pgkse4yt9a8g73vu4pedwsvzqzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvn76l25 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsph9zakhfpuehr39gm4ceuzxkmy50dqcvd2kvqw70qd4t6kw253wqm78q3t'>nevent1q…8q3t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I met a snek during a walk.<br/><br/><a href="https://lgbtqia.space/@introvertcatto/116642135428027914">https://lgbtqia.space/@introvertcatto/116642135428027914</a> 2026-05-27T22:20:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx3hwe5ysle22tvrmg5g8jc6wlcyg9ms6atf9706cd5u0pcw7xyfqzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvnmzr7h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdvh8ykmccnyq8ckrt7tsw7nv3a9f5zupcvjqpx7g6hq8nzgv3svqvd3j7p'>nevent1q…3j7p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>it just took me to a Google search with some ASCII in search field. <br/><br/><a 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2026-05-21T20:28:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdm2sf229urxhx5tlwj3zy4d7dyvzf2dx9fz5sup0p9vev3pdeaxqzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvcm4mjl Something interesting I found on Bluesky. Idk we all can learn from each other. <br/><br/>#trans #transmasc<br/> <img src="https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/116/430/964/250/024/277/original/ba54c14f22a2917e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-19T11:02:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspk2u9pnj9r02xtauy7jdpjd3qrm640acxqvnp56suyg4afqn6hhczyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvvv7tvw Bluesky is doing cocaine now (I love wafrn)<br/> <img src="https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/116/313/014/137/899/228/original/0e7e5bc8c4e3064e.png"> <br/> 2026-04-14T15:57:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqmjnsjrpku6tuajndzthgnkcncnwpy8wehj2sq9vl87t02yhryggzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvaarzd8 Life is too short to be normal :3<br/><br/>#philosophy 2026-03-20T11:16:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6z0w7nx9nd88qms353fktz9lsacldfcew2csetn4y6z7gqyf2kqzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvs94shs &#34;Logical fallacies&#34; were created by big atheism to stop you from believing you can turn into a cat if you meow loud enough.<br/><br/>#shitpost #philosophy #logic #meow 2026-02-17T10:32:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvahqnq56xlg6wcgcf760p632c2rq8nt5xqlp4rmj4g6hg5gy9crgzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvwy2wdj Imagine having a birthday in 30th December, you have to wait like whole year for your birthday. 2026-02-13T10:52:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswkxketp9af0eks9dwwjy3z98qudnhvva25plh5mrr7mt99aj0nkgzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvx5hz4d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs88tydu4wmv5nzl5v9a5mmc0le454a3jnlmd2zh52safrak9jewqq2sdeat'>nevent1q…deat</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Am I a computer? 2026-02-11T17:53:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ryzgjwu3tx6ea9an6a0kug0yawjwux0her2vdpshetmy7rv4fcqzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mv8zpgnd RE: <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/@introvertcatto/115921991412323015">https://lgbtqia.space/@introvertcatto/115921991412323015</a><br/><br/>Not a single thought behind those... Mhhm 🤤🤤<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note14klczezv9q0lyy6trm4srmczxyhhz434mjknrd9dk3zuecxx23ssuuffeh" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note14kl…ffeh</a></span><br/> </div> My pronouns are maybe uhmm i forgor 💀 </blockquote> 2026-01-19T13:27:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2m0upv3xzs8ljzd93a6cpauprztm32c6aetf3kjkmg3wvurr9gcgzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvq2dylh My pronouns are maybe uhmm i forgor 💀 2026-01-19T13:26:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyd7t6ug763f5zvwrncaadjeq00g6adzjw97f33plnfnvjxn7er0szyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvej7y86 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstgpj6k8c3gqnxfm00p0f5a4zq6kdd4dtkmqwfz5ap8n4avm7y27qq9ryzd'>nevent1q…ryzd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>biggest disappointment in the history is when you open fox news and there are no news about foxes 2026-01-09T10:49:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw4zu8sjy2k8fsskwhek5mdq35psu8yxnjh66htcwm0r3rv76jquszyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvpxg6wt Tomorrow doesn&#39;t exist because everytime tomorrow &#34;came&#34; turns out it was always today. Tomorrow doesn&#39;t exist.<br/><br/>QED 2026-01-05T08:45:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfhn9dx7xdtr4qsmzez9l6t9vcn6pet2zp9e6clzxs82vzp4zzy9czyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvrcupfz Fuck me in the ass :3 <br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub17pmdlkyly3dllvvdqnpj87uakgzyft7hpz8zcdmftvx82u235lrquvkws7" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)</span> (<span class="italic">npub17pm…kws7</span>)</a></span> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/115741837069365408">https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/115741837069365408</a> 2025-12-18T19:25:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg9s67ls4uzp83wuejgssvj5rpvvk0xkmcgdjwzk0mexzjtyyslmqzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvuqnxmx Somewhere in the world there is a dude who used to be in denial and now he is in Daniel<br/><br/>#gay #bisexual 2025-12-04T20:24:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyhjyq2r94pnfaa4tr9vnurzfrnn6ldg8cjf87d2t2t2mdtfmnvtszyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvtsgjmk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdrs0gckgdwslzrsyvmr763mrpu4789etp0rku0nxedyjr5gt7mgqqevzcd'>nevent1q…vzcd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn2.miau.pub/media_attachments/files/115/448/313/807/735/916/original/a28e95f7095abc15.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-27T21:45:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqfarn96swl3vxzc3phfl5fagyy6sjyxm4aahrd6ckjku46egqrkgzyrlx22xtgc26weyyjs49jmyr3rr4y7c00kcf6vahlgsatj55l34mvak5rw6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsywdqh6dqt3hm4asph93mspehgsu4alzd78d7glc775alu4aar9sgt3ymw7'>nevent1q…ymw7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>what happened? 2025-09-08T07:25:55Z