Nostr notes by @qrstuv.bsky.social

My commissions are open, and my krita is ready. My relevant ...

2026-10-14T12:00:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…jvyk
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My commissions are open, and my krita is ready. My relevant experience includes extensive work for another highly portable computer operating system and having briefly used netbsd more than twenty years ago when it was on a cd inside a magazine my mom bought me from the grocery store. I still have the cd, if you need to see it.

I'm holding an official contest to see who has the ...

2026-10-06T05:05:38Z

I'm holding an official contest to see who has the definitively biggest boobs on fediverse. Leave them in a comment below to enter for a chance to win.

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2026-10-06T03:01:57Z

how to make bongs

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2026-10-05T04:52:18Z

chalky penis causes and concerns

we dont have those here

2026-09-24T19:08:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…sarv
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we dont have those here

asl

2026-09-24T14:48:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…flez
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asl

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2026-09-24T14:47:10Z

maple syrup pizza near me

What does this zig-zag on the floor mean? #fedihookup ...

2026-09-23T23:02:38Z

What does this zig-zag on the floor mean? #fedihookup #fedisingles

let us know how things go tomorrow

2026-09-21T00:01:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…s2j0
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let us know how things go tomorrow

I use a small square of kleenex under my finger to reduce ...

2026-09-20T16:38:46Z

I use a small square of kleenex under my finger to reduce friction against the track pad. This let's me get around the screen faster and complete my work so I can get home to my family.

I helped you out a little. ...

2026-09-20T12:18:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…vxml
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I helped you out a little.

uuu

2026-09-18T23:58:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…p8t9
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uuu

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2026-09-18T14:35:47Z

chocolate ice cream cake birthday happy meal

how big did chichi's boobs get when she was pregnetnt with ...

2026-09-18T12:47:13Z

how big did chichi's boobs get when she was pregnetnt with gohan

Any one have any good porn I can watch? I'm looking for ...

2026-09-16T23:14:53Z

Any one have any good porn I can watch? I'm looking for something with real lesbians.

Charmin Ultra+ with FreshCheck really surprised me. These are the ...

2026-09-16T22:34:07Z

Charmin Ultra+ with FreshCheck really surprised me. These are the reasons why.

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2026-09-14T14:57:28Z

I might switch to a premium hand soap.

I went to lowes yesterday and they were playing the green day ...

2026-09-08T03:15:07Z

I went to lowes yesterday and they were playing the green day song from dookie over the store speakers, the one where you can hear his clogged sinuses.

28f looking for some older cock, just need a little linux help ...

2026-09-08T03:12:17Z

28f looking for some older cock, just need a little linux help connecting my x230t to my sony camcorder firewire before i can send pics #fedisingles #fedihookup #fediconnect

some good info here: ...

2026-09-08T01:56:31Z

some good info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoobooks#List_of_Zoobooks_by_alphabetical_order

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2026-09-07T14:42:44Z

mcdonalds menu with prices 2026 all food types

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2026-09-06T09:26:53Z

what episodes do we get to see bulma's boobs in

Over three thousand czechoslovakian euros. CC: @npub1wgz…hegf ...

2026-09-04T01:56:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…jlmz
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Over three thousand czechoslovakian euros.

CC: @mcz (npub1wgz…hegf) khm (npub19av…rp6r)

Looking for some fun. Adventurous and open-minded 28F in need of ...

2026-09-04T00:54:21Z

Looking for some fun. Adventurous and open-minded 28F in need of a man who can connect my supple linux thinkpad x230t to my cute little firewire camcorder. 32B 5'6" 118lbs budget $250. #fedihookup #singles

Everyday I wake up, take my flintstones vitamin, go to work, come ...

2026-09-03T03:32:17Z

Everyday I wake up, take my flintstones vitamin, go to work, come home, make my macaroni & cheese, watch my masterpiece theater, and go to bed.

Easy. I could do it in the dark, with my eyes closed, with one ...

2026-09-01T14:51:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…e5d3
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Easy. I could do it in the dark, with my eyes closed, with one hand behind my back.

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2026-08-28T16:33:17Z

anyone got a peen i can borrow

It's literally firefox. Not that it matters. Just do the ...

2026-08-27T14:11:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…4e2n
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It's literally firefox. Not that it matters. Just do the right thing and make a web page that works with everything.

CC: Licho (npub1zm0…qduz) Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3)

How would a visually impaired person navigate this web page? I ...

2026-08-26T22:48:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…y3ne
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How would a visually impaired person navigate this web page?

I don't like the submission either, and I don't think it's fair for the submitter and their follower to gang up on you, but thier submission is undeniably much easier to look at.

CC: Licho (npub1zm0…qduz) Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3)

I don't click on any untrusted links that get sent to me, but ...

2026-08-26T08:05:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…d022
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I don't click on any untrusted links that get sent to me, but this is what it says in the bare metal.

CC: p (npub1nz0…qu5q)

my snack is borken again ...

2026-08-26T06:27:03Z

my snack is borken again

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2026-08-25T05:05:41Z

ronald reagan actor

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2026-08-25T04:49:27Z

ronald reagan

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2026-08-24T14:34:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…fguq
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ok so go a head and block my ass idgaf ...

2026-08-20T19:29:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…lxex
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ok so go a head and block my ass idgaf

Why is she flashing her eye spots? Does she feel threatened by ...

2026-08-04T16:58:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…7l66
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Why is she flashing her eye spots? Does she feel threatened by you?

CC: Cowinka Poníčková (npub1hc0…njpn)

Yes. It should be an excel spreadsheet of the number of new posts ...

2026-08-03T18:49:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…jff8
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Yes. It should be an excel spreadsheet of the number of new posts of each type from each person I follow, and I should be able to click on what I want to look at instead of fighting an endless tide of dumb shit. Sort of like an rss reader, but with a comment box so I can clap back, and with a close and minimize button.

If there's one thing you for sure don't want to do, ...

2026-07-31T01:27:50Z

If there's one thing you for sure don't want to do, it's to eat a large bowl of hot spicy noodles before going out to cut the grass, because when everyone goes out to cut the grass before a big rain, that means a low pressure front is in, and the high pressure from indoors still inside your body needs to equalize, and it all builds up against, you guessed it, your anus, and it can all come out at once and all of a sudden when you're concentrated on the grass you bend down to use the mower.

Dissatisfied with trying and failing to be amazon.com, they also ...

2026-07-23T19:51:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…w6qy
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Dissatisfied with trying and failing to be amazon.com, they also want to try to fail to be qvc.com.

CC: khm (npub19av…rp6r)

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2026-07-23T19:49:13Z

thinking of buying a funnel and learning to make funnel cakes

i watche the stege zouus movei for the ifirst imte ims ten or ...

2026-07-23T04:07:07Z

i watche the stege zouus movei for the ifirst imte ims ten or fiteen years it was not like what i rembmered it was a lot more animated than what i thought it was and ten there was ssigut ros song its's a lot differnet from what i rember on the indpenedtnet ifc film channel i guess i thought it would be lmore like awes anderson movei than a geryry andersen moveie and then iw as bucka roo banzie

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2026-07-16T23:11:25Z

nearest bathroom

Uh oh! It looks like my mobilek is using its gun on me today! CC: ...

2026-07-16T03:40:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…2kvq
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Uh oh! It looks like my mobilek is using its gun on me today!

CC: Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3) tibi (npub1usp…a3wr)

How to Bury Your Beloved Dog with Dignity - A Quick Guide ...

2026-07-10T08:55:23Z

How to Bury Your Beloved Dog with Dignity - A Quick Guide #PetBurial #DogBurial #PetLoss
Sign in

They need to start putting the marshmallows from lucky charms in ...

2026-07-07T22:50:59Z

They need to start putting the marshmallows from lucky charms in the other cereals too.

Many are coming to me today, crawling, on their hands and knees, ...

2026-07-07T17:43:28Z

Many are coming to me today, crawling, on their hands and knees, begging for my take on the big platner situation. Well I'm sorry to break it to you all assholes, but I don't give takes on situations.

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2026-07-05T04:21:31Z

happy fourthy

To all of those DMing to ask for an explanation as to why I ...

2026-07-03T20:33:21Z

To all of those DMing to ask for an explanation as to why I unfollowed, I am only cumming to elfgirls from here forward. Appreciate the concern, everyone.

I don't know who that is. I drew it with my mouse. It's a ...

2026-06-05T22:39:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…dn4x
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I don't know who that is. I drew it with my mouse. It's a dell.

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2026-06-05T16:14:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…7cs0
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2026-06-03T23:19:10Z

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=lwaxana+troi

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2026-05-31T14:30:56Z

Score! I picked a booger and got a bonus hair along with it!

He understands what Ferrari owners want. ...

2026-05-26T02:14:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…7ucn
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He understands what Ferrari owners want.

I got kicked out of the store yesterday after I changed the words ...

2026-05-24T10:29:13Z

I got kicked out of the store yesterday after I changed the words in that Johnny Cash / Trent Reznor song to My Empire of Go-Gurt.

> the 9front git force push to get rid of some jokes that ...

2026-05-22T01:20:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…er7u
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> the 9front git force push to get rid of some jokes that haven't aged well, the final list of which was done in conjunction with the p9f for something everyone agrees with. The hopes of doing that was that with this clean up we could finally get some recognition on the main websites
Jesus Christ, dude. I always knew the hidden motive was stupid, but that is shockingly stupid.
> Other 9front community members warned me this would be the outcome but I wanted to believe otherwise.
That doesn't shock me at all.

I like to go to Teterboro because while you're there they let ...

2026-05-21T19:16:52Z

I like to go to Teterboro because while you're there they let you say teat as many times as you want without getting you in trouble.

CC: @npub1lym…fqe3 ...

2026-05-10T18:10:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…h7js
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CC: Tomáš (npub1lym…fqe3)

https://9p.sdf.org/who/qrstuv/funhole/ads/joes-full-banner.gif

2026-05-10T17:21:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…wj9p
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Happiness has to be fought for. Retweet for happy. ...

2026-04-26T01:19:40Z

Happiness has to be fought for. Retweet for happy.

The thing I like most about sports is when they touch each ...

2026-04-26T00:16:42Z

The thing I like most about sports is when they touch each other's butts on camera and if they go in the locker rooms.

I'm disappointed. ...

2026-04-26T00:00:47Z

I'm disappointed.

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2026-04-25T02:55:22Z

If you think about it, a volcano is like the earth cumming.

It's summertime now, and I'm napping in my afternoons. ...

2026-04-24T03:19:24Z

It's summertime now, and I'm napping in my afternoons. Suck it, haters.

Ten fingers. Ten toes.

2026-04-23T12:54:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…f4ex
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Ten fingers. Ten toes.

There are zero cartoon titties. It's the only thirty minutes ...

2026-04-23T12:53:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…nsn9
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There are zero cartoon titties. It's the only thirty minutes of anime I've found that's worth watching.

Try Memories, from 1995. There's a special treat if you make ...

2026-04-23T04:13:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…zwwd
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Try Memories, from 1995. There's a special treat if you make it all the way to the closing credits.

I was backing my car into my driveway this evening, and I had the ...

2026-04-22T04:29:50Z

I was backing my car into my driveway this evening, and I had the radio on, and I heard a song that sounded like Veronica Falls. I knew from the first seconds who played it, but I didn't recognize it at first, because it was Teenage, and I never listen to it, because it's from the sophomore album and it's dull. And it sounded weird, because it was maybe an EP version or something. But I liked hearing it anyways, because it's different when someone else's winamp 3 on an athlon xp under the desk of an unstaffed community radio station plays it for you. I'll always be grateful to and forever head-over-heels in love with Roxanne Clifford, because she told me about Anna Domino. I should have known already, but I didn't. Hi.

Good. If I were to go to Western Auto to buy a wizard battery, ...

2026-04-22T03:51:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…he7y
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Good. If I were to go to Western Auto to buy a wizard battery, and the child behind the counter asked me for the year, manufacturer, model, & trim level of my bean, I'd die of embarrassment if I had to say aloud "Citroën Xsara Picasso Desire".

CC: Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (npub127u…p52c)

Genuine art. ...

2026-04-22T01:58:56Z

Genuine art.

I am jealous that europe still has jelly bean cars. CC: ...

2026-04-22T01:56:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…tfv4
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I am jealous that europe still has jelly bean cars.

CC: khm (npub19av…rp6r)

Oh yeah? Name ten such circles.

2026-04-22T01:29:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…hmys
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Oh yeah? Name ten such circles.

Be careful not to reboost this tweet. I know you're all eager ...

2026-04-21T19:07:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…d07k
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Be careful not to reboost this tweet. I know you're all eager to get the word out about this alt-right techbro, but it's against the MirBSD eula and could land you in hot water.

I've uncovered instances of fascist language on the official ...

2026-04-21T19:01:49Z

I've uncovered instances of fascist language on the official home page of the MirBSD vanity distribution. Make of this what you will.

Let me remind you. ...

2026-04-21T06:53:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…lezs
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Let me remind you.

Napster, and the wave of piracy it introduced in the early 2000s, ...

2026-03-31T08:03:42Z

Napster, and the wave of piracy it introduced in the early 2000s, affected the music industry in huge ways. With Napster, anyone could illegally download any Jock Jams series compilation without paying for a physical copy.[4] This "free" method of downloading music allowed anyone to create their own CD mixes, without the need of the music industry, record labels, or special permission to mix songs from, for example, Jock Jams, Volume 1, Volume 2, and Volume 4.

This is a retweeet. ...

2026-03-31T05:02:07Z

This is a retweeet.

https://xcancel.com/SuisizeMe/status/2038009646246428883

This is a retweeet. ...

2026-03-31T04:55:46Z

This is a retweeet.

https://xcancel.com/ochiaishohei/status/2036461141719945231

I've had a lifelong policy of ignoring that guy. I made it ...

2026-03-31T00:39:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…5cvc
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I've had a lifelong policy of ignoring that guy. I made it more than a year into his first presidency before ever hearing the sound of his voice.

CC: thedæmon (Clay Ayers) [he / him] (npub1cp3…39ww)

retweet for visibility

2026-03-29T01:56:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…ev5h
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retweet for visibility

Is there a firewire expresscard that you know from personal ...

2026-03-27T22:15:24Z

Is there a firewire expresscard that you know from personal experience works with linux? Thanks. I've attached a picture of us so you know who you're helping.

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2026-03-26T03:22:28Z

Exclusive.

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2026-03-26T02:43:46Z

How To Correctly Use Em Dashes—To Cut Your Cock Off!

this looks, very much, like Wonderwall, but it's not CC: ...

2026-03-26T01:55:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…cul4
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this looks, very much, like Wonderwall, but it's not

CC: khm (npub19av…rp6r)

I wish I could have a device-specific linux distribution. And I ...

2026-03-26T01:54:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…prt7
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I wish I could have a device-specific linux distribution. And I wish I had a fuck-you–linux device.

didn't react in time CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-03-26T01:50:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…clk9
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didn't react in time

CC: khm (npub19av…rp6r)

True story. I overheard a seventy five year old man today ...

2026-03-26T01:17:53Z

True story. I overheard a seventy five year old man today complain about how duck duck go had begun to incorportate artifical intelligence into its seach resuls.

Flights Are Halted at LaGuardia as New York Fire Department ...

2026-03-23T10:24:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…30ed
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Flights Are Halted at LaGuardia as New York Fire Department Responds to Incident

https://archive.ph/2026.03.23-054519/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/nyregion/laguardia-groundstop-flights.html

The airport’s fourth runway.

Mike Ives is a reporter for The Times based in Seoul, covering breaking news around the world.

baja california raisins

2026-03-23T08:07:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…kxh3
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baja california raisins

Who are you quoting?

2026-02-17T14:42:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…r6pw
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Who are you quoting?

My mockingbird. ...

2026-02-11T22:31:25Z

My mockingbird.

My house. ...

2026-02-10T22:09:01Z

My house.

My country. ...

2026-02-10T07:24:51Z

My country.

My minibar. ...

2026-02-08T21:30:15Z

My minibar.

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2026-02-08T10:19:52Z

My masonry. ...

2026-02-08T04:58:34Z

My masonry.

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2026-02-07T09:00:15Z

https://www.ebay.com/itm/376935975412

https://www.ebay.com/itm/376938246827

My country. ...

2026-02-07T05:35:29Z

My country.

My maintenance. ...

2026-02-06T06:45:03Z

My maintenance.

My 'mingo. ...

2026-02-04T21:11:22Z

My 'mingo.

Amtrak as fuck. ...

2026-02-04T11:36:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…fngw
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Amtrak as fuck.