2024-01-29T15:36:53Z https://nostr.now ShowerThoughts https://nostr.now/npub1l4y7jjameh640j6ku7lgptslhsr8554evu9gqt6rsns6tgn83fdq875dd9 https://bae.st/media/ce7c879e68ccfae558cbc9efb4ce42dde12e09209ce67146750d8c12f6431c50.png?name=blob.png https://bae.st/media/ce7c879e68ccfae558cbc9efb4ce42dde12e09209ce67146750d8c12f6431c50.png?name=blob.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq7zdkkcqhszg32qqq3dycl8gymztc80vymth6lphgzrl0revp2cqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995gg2uck &#34;pay-it-forward&#34; chains at drive-thrus/coffeeshops are weird because the only<br/>person getting something for free is the asshole who ends the chain<br/> -i_am_bike, Dec 2014 2024-10-08T18:45:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz8kvgs25cw6thx6kp93szxfvl0m6xpxrlz3j9ltf340dcfj3xmxszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995nv6g7l Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told<br/>to calm down.<br/> -DeathBlowChunnel, Jan 2016 2024-10-08T18:15:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspk4hy6j25jpy9xt9dnunsvundvsqxqq7vltmr0d3rk9c9clmxkjczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995klv4zx What if porn ads aren&#39;t lies and all these years I&#39;ve been missing out on a<br/>huge weiner and local hotties in my area?<br/> -Back_door_bob, Jul 2015 2024-10-08T17:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq8zv8j27dn3tt4xm0h7gg87fr5g3mt8uq06fgxuwfxhw22g8jd7qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995dvlhhq Nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason<br/>we have daytime is because earth just so happens to face a giant star.<br/> -[deleted], Apr 2016 2024-10-08T17:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0agzzcyvht9se2lmpfuqm23n7ppj4xmuwpdq3g5nkqfcuskwp38gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995n6zcfk One&#39;s own funeral could be the first time that people say how they feel about<br/>you and you&#39;ll never hear it<br/> -drjonesenberg, Jun 2015 2024-10-08T13:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxt0sv7az26pcls5fse4qmg2ysd9lqetshusyk0gwkdegw984n2eqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995dpkpdx It doesn&#39;t matter how old I get, I&#39;ll always look up whenever I hear a<br/>helicopter.<br/> -enefoo, Sep 2016 2024-10-08T12:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz0efv006xgq5dd9cevdvkjv4lzqd7nmy7dvlkklmxyunmvla9uqgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995pad8e2 If the whole Harambe situation has proven anything: We sure as hell aren&#39;t<br/>ready for Jurassic Park.<br/> -SixFeetOfMan, Jun 2016 2024-10-08T11:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstux294zcczwv350aenes3zqcg4f578mff2m0jzlz33gwp8rzx77gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995gr6tpz Is a subpar golfer good or bad?<br/> -geeeer, Apr 2015 2024-10-08T11:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswkmgj4swp94j7tatmfu7d74zsy6vl57gcrejeyl92c4sugxtm46szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995kpuuzh The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a<br/>lot about the traffic trends.<br/> -kevinjacob, Feb 2015 2024-10-08T10:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0vqshaajf20tcekqn8wpm7w72nmp6veg9rzzdzpj5epx2yxzwqqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995q44f2c All our alien theories involve kidnaping, because that&#39;s exactly what we would<br/>be doing if we found life outside earth.<br/> -michelkz, Sep 2015 2024-10-08T10:15:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsranhswzqclauavu0frc37fy7uc6ljdq5jc4r9pwhay8s2k8cvxvgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953mqltt No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember, there&#39;s a millionaire<br/>out there because of pool noodles.<br/> -JOSHUA_MARK15, Sep 2016 2024-10-08T09:45:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg88n9qer6jnaeu8dszr6yemzunwltxa03eqjqcf8q7kkfrnk535qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995d7k6e8 Is the &#34;S&#34; or &#34;C&#34; in scent silent?<br/> -Vaxtin, May 2015 2024-10-08T09:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspduxrxdvlp7cd60ty8rxt4llfk5m9yt67v5w2tfc4hurd4u4a74szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ukf3tu The next season of Archer should have it where everyone confuses them with the<br/>terrorist group ISIS<br/> -mattdell96, Sep 2014 2024-10-08T08:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8rxzem3xtftgyue0d6g6vjdp5l0ywtqn8n0tmk089ejygkwv0kpczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995jqpwfw Everything on earth is either a banana or not a banana.<br/> -Jackpot09, May 2016 2024-10-08T08:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsffjcdgm5czrd4krt5hzseph7q3t734lwnzz4x59zygedj5p726jqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995lem2mj I should name my cat &#34;meow&#34; so it could introduce itself<br/> -crazymoon, Jun 2015 2024-10-08T07:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2se2gv4wvsnpe9dg5083s677xt7hzap9y5ptjg3crw7a5vu9u30gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ecg0d3 Fat people have more skin than skinny people. Shouldn&#39;t &#39;skinny&#39; be a term<br/>used to describe fat people?<br/> -joustah, May 2014 2024-10-08T01:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstk7mwrhafdzsxa4c70zqnuqxeesq02j6gatlxcwrhr0ppp4hmjgczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995g50vnm After overhearing a girl ask if cocaine was gluten free, I think I&#39;m<br/>officially done with LA.<br/> -Dodgeriscool, Dec 2015 2024-10-08T01:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyf29cclskdks2sl2fz7akttg2cl4jwcpfqaj2yctxejhdlehc4jszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995lpt7r5 If I fuel my car with ethanol, the answer to &#34;is there any alcohol in your<br/>vehicle?&#34; would always be yes<br/> -superhelical, May 2015 2024-10-08T00:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgygzh0zr2fd0rl5e5v4aryl4xs0gcrm30h8ytah7ydqex6j4vrwszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79954qn3cw Gravity is more relevant to the plot of Interstellar than to plot of the movie<br/>that is actually named &#34;Gravity.&#34;<br/> -Croutons957, Jun 2015 2024-10-08T00:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg7cfgavdce5mplpqzxs48yt8h9kysrmrmhe7n8yf535dsnes8gyczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ups0e8 When an actor or actress passes on, services like Netflix and Amazon should<br/>stream their films free to all for a week so we all may remember and enjoy<br/>them one more time. (RIP Gene)<br/> -cvg_crazy, Aug 2016 2024-10-07T23:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspaqxsssst65cyhcupvh62vktvwesf0l4yx29x2a0teptrx26ne3szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79957msp06 If I had a kid when I was 18, I could have a 10 year old by now. Instead I&#39;m<br/>watching cartoons in my underwear and eating cereal, like a 10 year old.<br/> -poopedinthechili, Jul 2016 2024-10-07T23:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgj04zh87z2ny89z0anrlq6hdeywg8ls6fqkq8mcc0rsnwj6cjdrczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799556x539 Snoop Dogg has probably been stoned for longer than I have been alive.<br/> -YaBoyLantony, Sep 2016 2024-10-07T22:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9y3ry6za8wt863n45yl24dcyvmtcenjjlusxlt35qghk9h3hg48szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995n79va7 You put things in a folder to keep them from getting folded<br/> -[deleted], Dec 2015 2024-10-07T22:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsga6xjf0yvwcvqe66pxk62g0scm2n9akecgtp0s96kulyg49rc3mgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995zqdzkk Neither the word &#39;elevator&#39; or &#39;lift&#39; imply that they also go down.<br/> -Alloutagum, Jun 2014 2024-10-07T21:45:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp0dh4qdthk3ehsacgm0gu0xff93t2fdd44pqnndyuu2x45vsjetgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953zuvma In the year 2021, the phrase &#39;hindsight is 2020&#39; will be overused<br/> -jeffdavidoff, May 2015 2024-10-07T21:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs87vqft8xa067xtpnawcug86f8gdmrsxdef33896g5f9ktqg38yqszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995nxlt3j Your social status determines if you are either murdered or assassinated.<br/> -Stew02, Jul 2016 2024-10-07T20:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsthk3v5jy2m4d04ed3jsmy3dcqmttx5cvs37wrq87vz2fm72vu72czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995sfzz04 If Fallout 4 didn&#39;t take place in USA you probably wouldn&#39;t find live ammo in<br/>a dead woman&#39;s sundress<br/> -Puccolol, Dec 2015 2024-10-07T20:15:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfcxgh3wvjam0reumucch8nnes04z6gsfp95zusnkp33sfstacngczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799542gc3v If Cindy Lou Who got her Ph.D., she would be Doctor Who.<br/> -Hyro0o0, Jan 2015 2024-10-07T19:45:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9k6v55p9q84ap4nkfu7g98c3lfvt29gccvnd9jtp589jckmx4zggzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995up8eej I wonder how many miles I&#39;ve scrolled with my thumb<br/> -Rick0r, Mar 2016 2024-10-07T19:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgxqmddl0dqv6jxcuxtp5wzv48ffx5ds0w8770rfpeg9ugwcumq7qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qe7pzw I wonder how often I&#39;ve narrowly avoided death without even noticing.<br/> -nest-ce-pas, Apr 2015 2024-10-07T18:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxgvl8n5uk92r2ffeaqu34j3s5mzv749e00nc9m82uax54suzvl4gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qu8mg4 There should be a show like iron chef, but instead of making food they make<br/>Rube Goldberg Machines.<br/> -BenjaminHarrisonFord, Dec 2015 2024-10-07T18:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqah0cpj8r9t8q8xmujrsguz36j4tmu28gfwzx5enca4wrcu77fmqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qtezs5 I have a fear that someone will break in my house while I&#39;m pooping and I have<br/>to fight him without wiping.<br/> -OystersClamssCockles, Feb 2016 2024-10-07T13:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstfh5rhm4epj8frmxzvply9y9dmzrfnk2fsgesa3wqjz97d3re88szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ws6y72 Saying &#34;Ebola&#34; on a plane is the new equivalent to saying &#34;bomb&#34;<br/> -inspectordexter, Oct 2014 2024-10-07T13:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswt0h5q9z3f42ztj8jrvm953equsnmn0tr6r9h6jcvmjj4ytfrqyszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79950cqx0p It would be cool if Google could identify nature sounds the same way it does<br/>with songs and shows (like Shazam). That way we could know which animal or<br/>insect is making whichever noise we hear.<br/> -MunkyPhuck, Apr 2015 2024-10-07T12:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstafm6rxxde9pnygrnzn7qgdqde27cuml7anu0rg7ezd3f8hk7kxqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995tp8yes The people who call younger generations lazy are the same people who feel<br/>inconvenienced by having to press a button for &#34;English.&#34;<br/> -skatecarter, Apr 2016 2024-10-07T12:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgerxgs70knpe72dw3pcpxmv4mact8f6h2r2wktdxh5rutvkzvjnczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799535q08p There should be a technology subreddit called explainitlikeimseventy<br/> -FourArmz, Dec 2015 2024-10-07T11:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp6ud9acssa4t6tteqw97mqlk97lecjrckvgpwuj4ycjj3n3nrvyszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799559nv5h Telling someone they shouldn&#39;t be sad because other people have it worse than<br/>them would be like telling them they shouldn&#39;t be happy because other people<br/>have it better than them.<br/> -phototactic, Dec 2015 2024-10-07T11:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfwz44l85p7uykxvqqr8dgfk6y49tj7x3stjx624vhmzt28znpeeszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995q5hgxm The words &#39;&#39;womb&#39;&#39; and &#39;&#39;tomb&#39;&#39; are similar orthographically and phonetically,<br/>and relate to opposite ends of our life cycles.<br/> -[deleted], Feb 2014 2024-10-07T10:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrd3c8rz4t3e468rpkf0r3qrkgrd2xxnnfqw7xpwquv9td77gw4nczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953ax5pu People who rate porn videos are the unsung heroes of our generation<br/> -SlooshMcGoosh, Jul 2015 2024-10-07T10:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstasv3zx4gtkcfk99a06c7d5w9t7w3h4zafxsfmyg5felkneerykczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ce4zyl The Titanic&#39;s swimming pool is still functional.<br/> -ptk77, Apr 2016 2024-10-07T09:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrwyhcctv7w60tstgdgej9zygm6qf4rujgx2nzd6ydjx04wd3flyczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995gq7k3m As a bald, hairy man, I should probably shampoo my body and use body wash soap<br/>on my head.<br/> -BrandonThe, Dec 2015 2024-10-07T09:15:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxqvx26eqrr6v0cn8yurv4033hhkpt0s25xxxmvkwe66grx2auduqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995k7zy26 Women are the original 3D printers.<br/> -Kandiu09, Sep 2014 2024-10-07T08:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg4jaqe5e00lkjt59kf7pgmqahf9xufuxtpy6496ef987tawthzeqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995rmgemn Porn sites should partner with dating sites, track your kinks, and match you<br/>with people who are into the same things.<br/> -autopornbot, Jun 2015 2024-10-07T08:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfzkd4p8xkplhpsy2z45rkcwex89ht66d6rtqm90gx6qhyvnczvpqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995cdryln If the Nazis used government funds to install those &#34;break glass in case of<br/>emergency&#34; axes in their buildings, then that means they were using easy<br/>access axes Axis taxes.<br/> -Sir_Kegglesworth, Feb 2014 2024-10-07T07:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr7lw8zx5csa9nghc24pdd35y3ywqd7hz6xufxhem9400ja8tlmegzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995vpfjc0 All porn videos should start with 5 seconds of music to remind me that my<br/>volume is turned up.<br/> -ChiSoxSider, Jan 2016 2024-10-07T07:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswgvrla79ee4lmmhk53tyu4qwa9j3natw05ez3natenklc8hqwxyqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79954ccusu The whole toilet seat up-or-down debate between men and women would easily be<br/>solved if people actually used the toilet lid and closed it when they&#39;re<br/>done. It would also make bathrooms more hygienic as there wouldn&#39;t be a damned<br/>open toilet in the bathroom all the time.<br/> -Chadwag, Dec 2014 2024-10-07T06:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw9vuag55yusjudc3zwt23zgc4gtkhn3twskyc3djnd32s3cex2hszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995fq9mhe I&#39;m more conscious of citing my references on Reddit than I ever was about<br/>citing sources for my papers in high school and college<br/> -Icameforsloth, Dec 2014 2024-10-07T06:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw0dxzgh8jnkpndzp7kk554vfkgdw23whly54hvsclqpccsjqcefqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995javxv8 I&#39;ve started letting spiders live so they can kill the bugs in my house, and<br/>now I&#39;m leaving bugs alone so my spiders have something to eat.<br/> -overly-dull, Aug 2016 2024-10-07T03:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsruq2sfyesrkw406gp5jve8gq6puxhklumms5m83mu5xrydqmvh6qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995y9s39c &#39;Coffee flavored water&#39; doesn&#39;t sound good but that&#39;s what coffee is.<br/> -orangeslash, Jul 2016 2024-10-07T03:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg7x3xku7anepp39uxww98snysp7rhn2fcgu3830n4xkqevmvl4rgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995jwke6f Hand sanitizer should be renamed small cut finder.<br/> -vanquishings, Aug 2016 2024-10-07T02:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszr7l2nnezhmynhjazr32ent5wf9mj5wnhg0q3myndm2nshhshffqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799523gsl4 Drug-resistant bacteria are like that hero in action movies who witnessed his<br/>entire family get murdered before his eyes and now has grown up, become<br/>extremely deadly, and now want revenge against us.<br/> -yepyep1yepyep, Apr 2016 2024-10-07T02:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs99qmrhft5jf9z3mmwex9p69c7d0j45443gzrrkc50hxc48ugky5gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995df0lgc Wouldn&#39;t cigarette companies benefit from finding a cure for cancer?<br/> -joepostman, Jun 2016 2024-10-07T01:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvv8szuzldsfn2q4zfksxmz9r5x2syt8psvfve3jyqdzg2yjt6gdgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79956rr069 Japan looks like someone turned Adblock off.<br/> -Escap3Artist, Nov 2015 2024-10-07T01:15:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs89h32y8ty8ssp0zvtktz75gyq2synak69sudwtrv9vpxjqk3kgwgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995j29l64 People named Frank should say, &#34;let me be frank with you,&#34; more often.<br/> -Leocletus, Mar 2016 2024-10-07T00:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvmufh9uajhu5mxg905uepsm9p64v5estk0exul2upt30qlcc953qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995uqhwx4 Airplanes should release a powder with high hue/visibility colors when they<br/>break/impact on ocean water, which narrows down search for black box<br/>recorders.<br/> -The-SpaceGuy, May 2016 2024-10-06T23:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstl3skjexspnzpcclhcdh3tww2s6mhxp6wtfxz9jds8nkf2hcejyqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995q7tm9l If you wake up in the morning it is called &#34;morning wood&#34;. If you wake up at<br/>night it should be called a &#34;night stick&#34;<br/> -JBSLB, Jun 2015 2024-10-06T23:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9lud4u8zngqcsdmj4hzmnm98afvcz3ht2cgpk9s23kf26eafaxqgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79950nepjy The reason the washing machine only eats one sock is because when it eats the<br/>whole pair I never notice.<br/> -randomThought123, Sep 2015 2024-10-06T22:45:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdk54azvn39lez08d8pn68sfz02gkq3l8x64gz2hyt58ja5y8ls2szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995k38vxx Reddit is the only place where people trust the historical knowledge of<br/>someone who calls themselves something like I_DRINK_DIARRHEA or Crispy_Sock<br/> -soplias, Oct 2015 2024-10-06T22:15:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg8d2e7d80f92umsp6d62r4yc5ewk37vh2shhuj20gd3ys4h4v53szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995n330sx It would be cool to see an album of all the pictures you&#39;ve accidentally<br/>photobombed in public<br/> -Daeesh, Sep 2014 2024-10-06T21:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhrp7e7wven8sgqsnu0pv0pla9xm58c8xp95n74sd7eupwea2uzgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799596pnfw Shoes are just portable floors<br/> -Yoitstubbs, Sep 2015 2024-10-06T21:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvfq6ygg4hvqqt8q4fyjxkrkqmrh3yp7f83ep4ars5ltcl8q9eynqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799558wh9x TIL is basically AskReddit for someone who used Google instead of<br/>AskingReddit.<br/> -beer_intheheadlights, May 2015 2024-10-06T20:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvdpykswfdr5nhfvqt5k5w73u4q2487g4y2xhgrdvg62v8zt46fxszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995g60dck Packs of gum should have 1 stick of a different flavor so you can try<br/>different kinds without having to commit to a whole new pack<br/> -seanthemonster, Jul 2015 2024-10-06T20:15:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrmr4fp7s6hd9dq99vwa553vp5xdaqsm4e77dknv9az8vyh453tsgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995x9rr5c It sucks when I read read as read and not read, so I have to re-read read as<br/>read so I can read read correctly and it can make sense...<br/> -AvoidMySnipes, Aug 2016 2024-10-06T18:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrptf3dy7nukqdpfas3mfcuqw7f76yhgjrl57mk5zqgy0xtfzg6qgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995urzktk Before cameras, no-one had ever seen themselves with their eyes closed.<br/> -Manakin, Jul 2014 2024-10-06T17:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszqlqg9t8k9ulzu04ujrjy7gzkfp497722pmwxg75fgdqu4fxefsqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995c7d58h Just realised that Popeye, my favourite cartoon when I was a kid, was<br/>basically about a guy who took performance enhancing drugs to rescue his<br/>girlfriend from abduction, forced marriage and rape.<br/> -[deleted], Jul 2016 2024-10-06T17:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzgws4ukq5g8ju5hd540w6f4lz36g565lxu7vw33dymswsunyxfqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995pwx8er Homosexuality is older than the bible,the guy writing it had to know about<br/>such a thing before complaining about it.<br/> -gloryworks, Jun 2016 2024-10-06T13:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ht33kevzlyuaqa6a4llc5d7l26amw7wlfdru4r4hnlslvq77reczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79950k39mp If you show up to the office with a new suit and suitcase, you look like a<br/>professional. If you show up to a construction site in new clothes and tools,<br/>you look like the inexperienced newbie<br/> -RockLeePower, May 2016 2024-10-06T08:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw4ew5lv9puzwtm6ycr3pg7v2ekzpwgy76j43559r8fu57f59wnvgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799550j6ay The guy following Bear Grylls with heavy camera gear is way more badass than<br/>Bear Grylls himself<br/> -questfailer, Dec 2015 2024-10-06T08:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsragwlceyz7r89y8gclhdnmses5lgz6uyrfq4d9kydfm5l7yra6kgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79957kkd45 Millennials are mocked for getting participation trophies, but Boomers were<br/>the ones handing them out.<br/> -hillsfar, Aug 2016 2024-10-06T07:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst77s2m00809vd8ytgsfzd28hrjekpsvlpjrmhz0vmk92u4qudjhqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995rr9rsx If an adult had told me as a child that they secretly don&#39;t have a clue what<br/>they&#39;re doing, growing up would have been a lot less of a shock.<br/> -SithKain, Aug 2015 2024-10-06T07:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswy4ez3g55mzsa64uk5cwqnrj52eafqjphut7vr8f449ast2q9pegzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995f3kn5e At the store I can exchange legal tender for chicken tender<br/> -mpnordland, May 2016 2024-10-06T06:45:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0fyyqnfcl529nqp3q2ryckkfufr34u85uf4xec33qy3dwg5uycvqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79954w9g9t Star Wars has basically done the opposite of product placement. Instead of<br/>real life brands creeping in to the film, the film has crept in to every brand<br/>in real life.<br/> -Nallenbot, Dec 2015 2024-10-06T06:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs24m6der56ten89zdpc4tdmad6haejxwxvme73yh687mf8fgzax4qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79958zpeqf If someone would have told me 10 years ago that people in 2016 would be<br/>walking around with vaporizing pens I would have thought it would be something<br/>way more cool than what it really is.<br/> -NoNiceGuy71, Feb 2016 2024-10-06T05:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst47kjgtaggvuyvdhzvxw5jxgl7545cv03vj88swyuunvwaea3v4gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995wfrrdt Bisexual girls could alternatively be called &#34;more-or-less-bians&#34;<br/> -zyklon, Sep 2013 2024-10-06T05:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr7645mux792r6wuw8ex3n6aepunkygyk4h7zqlv87gljgukhxvxgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995rr32va You can tell someone doesn&#39;t read much if they keep trying to talk to you<br/>while you&#39;re reading a book<br/> -scaredybat, Jul 2016 2024-10-06T04:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9qq048prht4yanyhy29jhu533en05a2whcjlfelfgqh87h3qh6cgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995mwfkpa If Bill Gates died and left his fortune to EVERYONE in the U.S., everyone<br/>would roughly gain $240<br/> -BambiTyler, Jul 2016 2024-10-06T04:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0yqmjajkvxjgwdau8vq0zvdrs7nn888nzh3qtcumxxvhq5vt87dgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995k4ds90 Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it&#39;s Tuesday.<br/> -Kas585, Feb 2016 2024-10-06T03:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrh0srmmg0mpufa8g24gea6567rc7n3k6005k3yv2dapwpky9pxhgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953ecmlx As a twenty-something. I have no concept of what my parents were like at my<br/>age. My future children however will have gigabytes of evidence of what I was<br/>like.<br/> -Phatang, Sep 2016 2024-10-06T03:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspcfmmahjz20tp2e39nykfeju7ud9vhsfzqfm39epjlgwyxav58zqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79955uz0k5 If doctor had told me I have 6 months left to live, I would approach it as any<br/>other deadline and probably just be lazy until the last month.<br/> -elfizad, Feb 2016 2024-10-06T02:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd7z47urs4jf3q6mf049pgp99e0wvjrmpcxjzey93c6mtmvskvakczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995la7lu3 There&#39;s 7.4b people on Earth, but with the advent of air travel they will<br/>never all be on Earth<br/> -kiss_my_what, Mar 2016 2024-10-06T02:15:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxf5ewv2grapqkxt9g5lsz2gcf0q0a8q23f0j4eneng4ryccqk7tqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79959ar0ww If you have a fatal heart attack in your self-driving car, would the car just<br/>continue on to it&#39;s destination? Would dead people just start showing up at<br/>weddings/parties/work etc.?<br/> -bertonomus, Jul 2015 2024-10-06T01:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw6jgyafxm90j2sjxfdludkuqrltp2x8m0ypwpj7gmfa4xg2qqcmqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qxgkaw Polo referees should ride Zebras<br/> -BrandtHasToPay100, Apr 2015 2024-10-06T01:15:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsph788hndktuy88jchvwv3k4t5kjzp2zxpu9f3059ptu7ld4ycufqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995v3cx08 Tesla&#39;s Autopilot Just made Getting a Road Blowjob Much Safer<br/> -[deleted], Apr 2016 2024-10-06T00:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxvc4fwn9l7k0d7a46ydr60x8rmd6wkayfdtgx5ksnpyq0ruy8chgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995cdt24m If Netflix really wants people to stop sharing accounts and pay individually,<br/>they should just start offering porn<br/> -the_mystery_snail, Mar 2016 2024-10-06T00:15:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9lmugua2zrnpflt90lk69rxyxwup8chzjlukykh9mfdguj48saugzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79952s037z In the time span of other countries, the US is a dumb teenager with way to<br/>much money. We spend it all on &#34;cool&#34; shit like weapons, and think education<br/>is stupid<br/> -colehoots, Nov 2015 2024-10-05T23:45:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspgc3d3qeqgqzcp2v48kxce7q9ux064dtxehx80q9scest306nl5gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953thprd If Monopoly was invented today, you would be able to buy Jail like any other<br/>property.<br/> -cracked_tail_fin, Jun 2015 2024-10-05T23:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvjgjzhjm6ysvn0ay9ma0pdm5q5q0tplm7tcpjzddcvuckfjrt87czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79959mdpph In a way, after Darth Vader cut off Luke&#39;s hand, he followed it up with &#34;I<br/>fucked your mom.&#34;<br/> -666lucifer, Sep 2016 2024-10-05T22:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2sqncd37h7zwyudnsp9ypkk93rzcqdc9cdqzslhpm4nam6yvpfkszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995yy9scf Netflix needs an incognito mode so that I can watch terrible films without<br/>getting recommended more terrible films<br/> -JayNotAtAll, Jan 2016 2024-10-05T22:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2pefp5utnegt7f85ul2kn2vxg2f7nkcea5k8arf4ajthy3dazavczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995l2y35y Maybe a hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.<br/> -BundyWA, Dec 2014 2024-10-05T20:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2d0kj0nrc90gmkm30ga0lj3hnrr4r2z7jnu5ht37wsyurmpn49tgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995tw6urt Newborns are always crying because any discomfort is literally one of the<br/>worst things they have ever experienced.<br/> -TheHowardEffect, Mar 2014 2024-10-05T20:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszpe8jwjugpvss4sasnsugamh5j609zxax3pwk2qmm4y5sqjd0jjgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79952scpeh If a stranger insults me, I&#39;l probably ignore it, as their opinion is<br/>meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I&#39;ll probably treasure it, as their<br/>opinion is important.<br/> -Zalthos, Oct 2016 2024-10-05T19:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8g9n5fgsmtvq8rp2jy99kfw2t0uyu7vct7z0rk74u7pd97yazs8gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995yf9vdf Viagra&#39;s slogan should be &#34;No more fucking problems&#34;<br/> -Katberga, Aug 2015 2024-10-05T19:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs97hpdmp5xqsm7awsccstjpc9xtmp2nlkfgnfrksqwpm93wp57qhgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995p9gu84 Wireless mice should be called hamsters<br/> -greentrafficcone, Aug 2015 2024-10-05T18:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyjltg7tzwwjzlj0nfzpq04k446t0e2jqqmarwm3duhn67ganpc6szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995yxppys At the age of 28, my expected lifetime remaining is around 63%. When I see my<br/>phones battery at 63%, I feel like its almost dead.<br/> -jayson88, Jul 2016 2024-10-05T18:15:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvl5v6z3v0892wf5hvsle222npm7knc22d6rvnlsq2yenexv93dhgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995k285nq If I moon you, photons that touched my butt touch your eyes<br/> -Mcbaldo, May 2015 2024-10-05T17:45:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqexpwsj72tjrdryguayua63865vfmfa8xx2t8fr968qrhjgj3seczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995z3k6ar What if Peach broke up with Mario, he got depressed and ate a mushroom, and<br/>hallucinated all of the adventures in which he won her back?<br/> -triskalguilo, Dec 2014 2024-10-05T17:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstagxujnt978yestut399hv8s3g8ddrudlh4ksd7wtzawwykymdtqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995crzt7l Yesterday my Steam account turned 9 years old. Eventually my steam account<br/>will be older than the people I am playing against.<br/> -[deleted], Dec 2015 2024-10-05T16:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8562t89y0z7ece9c9vgy32t9dn34kc0fxwfzdcr4wy28nna89ngszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79958qktx0 The fact that we have McDonald&#39;s in Wal-Mart and Starbucks in Target says a a<br/>lot about the demographics.<br/> -solisu, Oct 2015 2024-10-05T16:15:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd2y6kfjw4q0gehu4u34w6myd3p4ygnwm5zrg9t3fs3353ny3yn4gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79955zge8m In Harry Potter&#39;s world, people would use polyjuice potion to satisfy all<br/>kinds of sexual fantasies.<br/> -odel555q, Dec 2015 2024-10-05T15:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx06p6ld8urp5thm9x095yz02qsymj78gk45703neu4n3urjwe8wszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995x38dzm The porn stars I&#39;ll eventually beat off to as an old man haven&#39;t even been<br/>born yet.<br/> -Captain_Kuhl, Feb 2016 2024-10-05T15:15:00Z