Nostr notes by Buttered Jorts

Handwash dishes are a conspiracy by Big Rubber to sell more of ...

2026-10-30T13:39:10Z

Handwash dishes are a conspiracy by Big Rubber to sell more of those sexy yellow latex gloves send toot

when they pop out the dentures and just gum on it a lil bit

2026-10-28T02:09:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…m34e
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when they pop out the dentures and just gum on it a lil bit

i hope the toot feels more like astroglide than tigerbalm

2026-10-28T02:07:33Z

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i hope the toot feels more like astroglide than tigerbalm

sounds like an orgy that breaks before 9 so everyone can hit up ...

2026-10-28T02:05:22Z

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sounds like an orgy that breaks before 9 so everyone can hit up the daybreak senior special at the diner.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117515926299673100 Does anyone ...

2026-10-28T01:53:38Z

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117515926299673100

Does anyone else smell bengay in this thread?

quoting
note1nwc…qnsa

nah, the one place i worked at that did that actually used it to ...

2026-10-28T01:50:27Z

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nah, the one place i worked at that did that actually used it to get 3 days of unpaid labor out of you to see if you were a culture fit (dumb enough to do it)

threat [of Saturn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead(II)_acetate ...

2026-10-28T01:34:35Z

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threat [of Saturn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead(II)_acetate )

i like em thicccccccccc I like em chunkkkkkkkkkkkkky I like my ...

2026-10-27T22:53:15Z

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i like em thicccccccccc
I like em chunkkkkkkkkkkkkky
I like my clients
Full of junkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

honestly i don't keep track, I'm here for Odin (the rest ...

2026-10-27T19:39:58Z

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honestly i don't keep track, I'm here for Odin (the rest is great too, but Odin is Best™️)

don't they know better than to plan war crimes in your ...

2026-10-27T19:35:53Z

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don't they know better than to plan war crimes in your mentions, both you and The Hague are in the Netherlands...

flared base.

2026-10-24T16:34:56Z

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flared base.

yeah, I don't have any disposable boxes right now, so I ...

2026-10-23T21:25:25Z

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yeah, I don't have any disposable boxes right now, so I can't gamble on it.

if that's the case though, the GitHub artifacts have a ...

2026-10-23T21:23:04Z

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if that's the case though, the GitHub artifacts have a verifiable availability date, so i'd bet it was one of the components pulled during installation.

👍 cool, I'm WFPhone so I couldn't tell.

2026-10-23T21:18:37Z

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👍 cool, I'm WFPhone so I couldn't tell.

somebody with a malware lab should try pulling both the rufus.ie ...

2026-10-23T21:15:24Z

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somebody with a malware lab should try pulling both the rufus.ie and GitHub versions and see if the hashes match, since .ie doesn't provide hashes.

did you notice that the GitHub repo links to rufus.ie?

2026-10-23T21:11:00Z

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did you notice that the GitHub repo links to rufus.ie?

uhhh the official version, or did they get hit by SEO poisoning?

2026-10-23T21:04:15Z

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uhhh the official version, or did they get hit by SEO poisoning?

whoa daddy 🫦

2026-10-23T13:00:17Z

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whoa daddy 🫦

i sadly feel like too many of them would fall into "willfully ...

2026-10-23T12:20:48Z

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i sadly feel like too many of them would fall into "willfully unteachable" and take it out on the people struggling. Or they get the picture but all the manager/director/VP sees is less shiny chrome and actively pushes away from that direction.

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2026-10-22T15:07:29Z

TGIF

those splitters seem pretty neat.

2026-10-22T15:02:14Z

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those splitters seem pretty neat.

and to be clear, I'm not upset with Amazon, Cloudflare, or ...

2026-10-22T14:23:54Z

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and to be clear, I'm not upset with Amazon, Cloudflare, or Offseq saying what they've seen, writing WAF rules to block or SIEM rules to detect, but every time "exploitation" is said without being preceded by "attempted" is negligence IMO.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117484967294219807 ...

2026-10-22T14:16:57Z

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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117484967294219807

Dr. Christopher Kunz (npub1stt…ddpm) Wladimir Palant (npub1gxu…53cq) :rainbowCrow: (npub1s6e…n008)

my thoughts from another vendor claiming to have seen exploitation activity

quoting
note1yg7…yeg9

> Decoys are low-interaction and cannot be exploited, so this characterises tooling and sequence, not exploitation success.

Are you having a stroke?

2026-10-22T14:13:22Z

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Are you having a stroke?

> Decoys are low-interaction and cannot be exploited, so this ...

2026-10-22T14:12:13Z

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> Decoys are low-interaction and cannot be exploited, so this characterises tooling and sequence, not exploitation success.

successful exploitation, or attempted exploitation?

2026-10-22T13:58:48Z

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successful exploitation, or attempted exploitation?

not having budget to buy new tooling helps.

2026-10-22T13:25:37Z

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not having budget to buy new tooling helps.

I haven't heard "purchase more attack surface" yet... ...

2026-10-22T13:23:59Z

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I haven't heard "purchase more attack surface" yet... mostly just swearing at ops.

RE: https://infosec.space/@siguza/117481558416224077 Incredible

2026-10-22T01:05:37Z

RE: https://infosec.space/@siguza/117481558416224077

Incredible

network can't be vulnerable if the router is returned to ...

2026-10-21T20:45:25Z

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network can't be vulnerable if the router is returned to sand.

i believe that was @npub1wdx…gg3t

2026-10-21T17:45:26Z

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i believe that was Dave Wilburn :donor: (npub1wdx…gg3t)

../

2026-10-21T00:47:59Z

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../

what color is Bofa?

2026-10-20T22:11:33Z

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what color is Bofa?

Would you care to guess who uses Edge as his primary browser?

2026-10-20T17:53:16Z

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Would you care to guess who uses Edge as his primary browser?

don't do that to poor NetBSD... (For the most part, the ...

2026-10-19T15:57:06Z

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don't do that to poor NetBSD...

(For the most part, the discourse i've seen is a few folks berating NetBSD and a lot of folks recognizing the nuance of "our policy never anticipated donations being abused to buy a platform, we need time to sort out what we can do". I don't think either is unhealthy, tho some of the beraters don't seem to be giving any grace or time)

searching netbsd and FUTO can help you lose your innocence.

2026-10-19T15:51:42Z

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searching netbsd and FUTO can help you lose your innocence.

now you just need to figure out how to abuse that bug to cross a ...

2026-10-19T07:36:14Z

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now you just need to figure out how to abuse that bug to cross a security boundary... get a CVE in the GCVE

Yeah... I just wanted to try the weird toe shoes. I have no good ...

2026-10-18T18:27:13Z

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Yeah... I just wanted to try the weird toe shoes. I have no good reason for using them over any other particular shoe.

i always wanted to try them, but webbed toes.

2026-10-18T15:53:51Z

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i always wanted to try them, but webbed toes.

i always liked the Dell XPS 13 line, but no idea of the current ...

2026-10-18T15:32:47Z

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i always liked the Dell XPS 13 line, but no idea of the current state of it.

2015? https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/cve-2015-1142857

2026-10-18T06:48:37Z

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2015?

https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/cve-2015-1142857

just wait https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117385292202015503 ...

2026-10-17T14:15:47Z

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just wait

https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117385292202015503

quoting
note1azu…cr9q

Interoception so fucked up i can forget to poop until i get an anxiety attack.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117452455152207705 ...

2026-10-16T20:25:09Z

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117452455152207705

:neofox_bonk:

quoting
note183e…gm5x

I want that vibe so bad.

there you go using the 'sh' word... all of the ...

2026-10-16T17:19:08Z

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there you go using the 'sh' word...

all of the information in CVEs *should* be reliable, but none of it *is* ;)

having something other than people make them wouldn't help, ...

2026-10-16T17:10:44Z

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having something other than people make them wouldn't help, because they're also interpreted by people.

none of the information in CVEs is reliable, because they are ...

2026-10-16T17:10:05Z

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none of the information in CVEs is reliable, because they are made by people.

I did take the time to convert into a regex, because I'm ...

2026-10-16T14:31:10Z

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I did take the time to convert into a regex, because I'm gonna see if we have traffic to/from any of the domains to justify blocking the pattern.-(defender|protect|adguard)\.(pro|co\.in|sbs)

was what I came up with.

I would like fewer projects, thank you.

2026-10-16T14:08:06Z

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I would like fewer projects, thank you.

Oh but interesting, site is the same format as CIRCL's, has ...

2026-10-16T13:56:51Z

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Oh but interesting, site is the same format as CIRCL's, has one additional feed (which is empty) and has fewer vulns from every other provider than CIRCL does. So yeah, probably stick with CIRCL's

https://db.gcve.eu/kev-catalogs ?

2026-10-16T13:54:18Z

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https://db.gcve.eu/kev-catalogs ?

brb dumping lsass but really fast.

2026-10-16T13:41:20Z

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brb dumping lsass but really fast.

Oh sure @npub1s6e…n008 , that was the post to boost.

2026-10-15T21:46:16Z

Oh sure :rainbowCrow: (npub1s6e…n008) , *that* was the post to boost.

what does a penguin's balloon knot look like?

2026-10-15T21:44:53Z

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what does a penguin's balloon knot look like?

he'll need his own goatse-inspired logo.

2026-10-15T21:44:26Z

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he'll need his own goatse-inspired logo.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117447060900314629 hehe ...

2026-10-15T21:34:32Z

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117447060900314629

hehe sloperating system

quoting
note1ekg…h4e6

there's AI-free Linux? I thought it was a full sloperating system.

there's AI-free Linux? I thought it was a full sloperating ...

2026-10-15T21:32:08Z

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there's AI-free Linux? I thought it was a full sloperating system.

:neofox_bonk: :neofox_bonk:

2026-10-15T12:26:51Z

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:neofox_bonk: :neofox_bonk:

:neofox_bonk:

2026-10-15T12:22:58Z

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:neofox_bonk:

no no, let him cook.

2026-10-14T21:19:55Z

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no no, let him cook.

this is my emotional support management interface.

2026-10-14T21:00:50Z

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this is my emotional support management interface.

negative

2026-10-14T12:50:14Z

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negative

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2026-10-14T12:45:17Z

Do i have to go back to work?

My contribution to the discourse™️: Passkeys.

2026-10-13T17:52:00Z

My contribution to the discourse™️:

Passkeys.

brb switching to DoH Cc ...

2026-10-13T14:25:32Z

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brb switching to DoH

Cc [@da_667](https://infosec.exchange/@da_667 )

i dunno about old, but i do think that's grumpy ;) ...

2026-10-08T13:20:58Z

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i dunno about old, but i do think that's grumpy ;)

basically, i think my formative experience with why the omnibar ...

2026-10-08T12:16:02Z

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basically, i think my formative experience with why the omnibar was more usable than the search bar when that change came around as a kid centered on "making it so that there wasn't a wrong bar" which is absolutely still doable with two bars.

granted, i don't think usability would be hurt much by ...

2026-10-08T12:12:35Z

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granted, i don't think usability would be hurt much by shoving omnibar logic behind separate bars. Is what you typed a URL in the URL bar? Load it. Is it not a URL? Automatically pass it to the search bar and run the search. Did you type a URL into the search bar? Search it, one extra click isn't gonna hurt anyone.

hey i still really love the omnibar

2026-10-08T11:33:21Z

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hey i still really love the omnibar

I appreciate cybering.

2026-10-07T17:52:53Z

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I appreciate cybering.

HR puts on their robe and wizard hat

2026-10-07T00:34:20Z

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*HR puts on their robe and wizard hat*

so you're gonna make your coworkers aware of how to cyber? ...

2026-10-07T00:29:32Z

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so you're gonna make your coworkers aware of how to cyber?

*HR enters the chat*

bold of you to promote CSAM at work.

2026-10-07T00:24:50Z

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bold of you to promote CSAM at work.

Fuck MCR's The End (opening song for Welcome to The Black ...

2026-10-06T18:05:16Z

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Fuck MCR's *The End* (opening song for Welcome to The Black Parade) is at the right tempo and time signature for a Viennese waltz.

Do with this information what you will.

I'm too tired to chase you and it's exhausting waiting ...

2026-10-06T17:56:30Z

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I'm too tired to chase you and it's exhausting waiting around for you to strike like lightning.

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2026-10-06T17:44:05Z

I hate the days where ADHD makes productivity like a muse.

Sugondese nutz!

2026-10-05T19:04:58Z

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Sugondese nutz!

Friend Computer, i throw myself to your mercy, i can tell you ...

2026-10-05T19:03:33Z

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Friend Computer, i throw myself to your mercy, i can tell you about the language the traitors use to hide their plots! Have you heard of Sugondese?

Ligma Ballz

2026-10-05T18:42:21Z

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Ligma Ballz

hey Friend Computer, are you experienced with Ligma?

2026-10-05T18:32:53Z

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hey Friend Computer, are you experienced with Ligma?

Interoception so fucked up i can forget to poop until i get an ...

2026-10-04T23:43:32Z

Interoception so fucked up i can forget to poop until i get an anxiety attack.

So far it's: Avoid using unfamiliar keyboard shortcuts Report ...

2026-10-02T16:32:05Z

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So far it's:

Avoid using unfamiliar keyboard shortcuts
Report suspicious websites
Use work-provided AI tools
Remember that search and AI can be manipulated, be skeptical if something seems too goodto be true or scary.
If you don't know, ask.
Pls use an adblocker bro, i'm begging u

only half joking, i don't think it's a good idea, but it ...

2026-10-02T13:18:12Z

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only half joking, i don't think it's a good idea, but it might be a better than bad idea. Bonus points, it'll accelerate model collapse as the AI is trained on AI-generated scoring

just ask the AI to do it, letting the AI score the vulns ...

2026-10-02T13:14:46Z

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just ask the AI to do it, letting the AI score the vulns can't be worse than letting the AI write them ;)

not all of our vendors' (or ours) are written to the highest ...

2026-10-01T23:56:23Z

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not all of our vendors' (or ours) are written to the highest level.

the only problem i have is the exception that proves the rule... ...

2026-10-01T23:46:23Z

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the only problem i have is the exception that proves the rule... help desk knowledge base articles. Also while not technically ClickFix, the same applies to scam calls pretending to be IT vs real IT

Something like that is high on the list.

2026-10-01T23:34:51Z

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Something like that is high on the list.

This would be easier if I was trying to explain in person, ...

2026-10-01T23:20:47Z

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This would be easier if I was trying to explain in person, because i could match the reading level and care of my audience, and historically that would have been one-to-one or one-to-few. That doesn't scale well to one-to-many, so written distribution it is, but now i have to aim for the lowest common denominator on both reading level and attention span, and that doesn't come naturally.

I'll have to paraphrase because it's a work blog for ...

2026-10-01T23:11:29Z

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I'll have to paraphrase because it's a work blog for CSAMonth, but so far we've got what it is, what it's trying to do, examples taken from recent events, and recommendations. I also want to add a blurb about what we're doing to protect people.

Holy fuck is it hard to write user level ClickFix advice... The ...

2026-10-01T22:15:59Z

Holy fuck is it hard to write user level ClickFix advice...

The Curse of Knowing Too Much™️

Mind running for me also?

2026-10-01T20:15:25Z

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Mind running for me also?

would you prefer a bear?

2026-10-01T01:28:42Z

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would you prefer a bear?

what is this? who are you? where am I?

2026-09-29T21:32:11Z

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what is this? who are you? where am I?

I am so confused

2026-09-29T21:27:27Z

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I am so confused

Cortex XDR strikes again

2026-09-29T17:57:03Z

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Cortex XDR strikes again

but what are your feelings on the benign true positive?

2026-09-29T17:55:44Z

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but what are your feelings on the benign true positive?

CATTE bomb > CVE bomb

2026-09-29T12:48:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…sjpk
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CATTE bomb > CVE bomb

I don't really mind, or fault them, because it's letting ...

2026-09-29T01:16:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…ll4y
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I don't really mind, or fault them, because it's letting me practice the skill and learn more. But at the same time, I didn't really have time today to hunt down who is using the hot new LLM tool that leadership is worried about, instead of the officially authorized platforms, I had my own job to do.

hey how'd you get my handle? ...

2026-09-28T20:32:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…tlqj
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hey how'd you get my handle?

i'm not @npub1kws…0n5s i'm @npub1s6e…n008

2026-09-28T20:26:07Z

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i'm not Buttered Jorts (npub1kws…0n5s) i'm :rainbowCrow: (npub1s6e…n008)