Nostr notes by the public universal fredy :tblverified:

i'm not sure what this majestic thing is. i saw it in ...

2026-10-17T15:13:14Z

i'm not sure what this majestic thing is. i saw it in glendale some months ago and this grainy little 110 film photo is the only picture i have of it. automotive cryptid. #weirdcarmastodon #unusualcarmastodon

we weren't ready for Sunmer 2 😔

2026-10-11T15:14:54Z

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we weren't ready for Sunmer 2 😔

this is me btw. when you're mean to me this is who you're ...

2026-10-08T03:03:49Z

this is me btw. when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

the carburetor is a very important invention. without it, who ...

2026-10-01T19:38:44Z

the carburetor is a very important invention. without it, who would berate the car? that car's had it too good for too long

the sightseer lounge car is the greatest vehicle ever made ...

2026-09-22T02:05:03Z

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the sightseer lounge car is the greatest vehicle ever made

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2026-09-22T01:54:45Z

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2026-09-22T00:42:04Z

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wheeeeee!!!

TRAI TIMEEEEEEEE ...

2026-09-21T23:31:35Z

TRAI TIMEEEEEEEE

OMG YOU GOT THE OBSERVATION CAR!!! rare W find on the surfliner

2026-09-04T02:26:26Z

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OMG YOU GOT THE OBSERVATION CAR!!! rare W find on the surfliner

lagomorphs 🙂‍↕️

2026-09-03T19:43:23Z

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lagomorphs 🙂‍↕️

it makes sense that a lot of towns are named after beavers ...

2026-09-03T19:28:24Z

it makes sense that a lot of towns are named after beavers (beaver, beaverton, etc) given that beavers build such large and geographically notable structures, but what other rodents are towns name after? there's Boca Raton but anything else?

those ads are so tame too 😭😭😭

2026-09-02T01:41:42Z

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those ads are so tame too 😭😭😭

you will be tried at the hague for this

2026-08-28T20:54:34Z

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you will be tried at the hague for this

this is how i learned about it and is the entirety of the ...

2026-08-28T02:05:27Z

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this is how i learned about it and is the entirety of the information i know about it

i love planes, they're the buses of the air, magical ...

2026-08-26T22:17:28Z

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i love planes, they're the buses of the air, magical creatures. hate going to airports, hate knowing that i'm wasting money and fuel, and super super hate airport security bleh

i might have to use commercial aviation this week ...

2026-08-26T22:12:49Z

i might have to use commercial aviation this week 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

death has at last found the right movie to get 80-year-olds from! ...

2026-08-26T21:30:04Z

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death has at last found the right movie to get 80-year-olds from! it's getting warmer! warmer!!

devastating

2026-07-20T01:33:01Z

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devastating

i got a better homes and gardens cook book probably from the ...

2026-07-16T05:18:46Z

i got a better homes and gardens cook book probably from the sixties and i'm truly shocked at how often people drank coffee back then. apparently it was, like, super common for dinner dessert and at all hours day or night. it probably had less caffeine in it back then, but it's still so strange. even to me as someone who's severely coffee dependent

they did this to me ...

2026-06-23T17:59:36Z

they did this to me

found a good clothe at the store the other day ...

2026-06-21T02:58:11Z

found a good clothe at the store the other day

it's pretty ominous

2026-06-20T04:29:27Z

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it's pretty ominous

i was a bit concerned too, it's not often i get a "hey ...

2026-06-12T03:01:18Z

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i was a bit concerned too, it's not often i get a "hey kid, you want a free 3d printer?" message

LMAOOOOO

2026-06-12T02:33:20Z

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LMAOOOOO

what is jack in the box thinking advertising their official ...

2026-06-12T02:09:50Z

what is jack in the box thinking advertising their official marketing partnership with the padres on billboards in LA county? are they looking for fire insurance payouts or something

i'm sure the rules of portuguese orthography make sense, but ...

2026-06-06T22:30:22Z

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i'm sure the rules of portuguese orthography make sense, but they are just very different from the rules of both english and french

i think it's just english speakers tend to encounter the ...

2026-06-06T22:22:42Z

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i think it's just english speakers tend to encounter the french language more often, and french speakers tend to like to make fun of people

with the very wise credentials of someone who doesn't know ...

2026-06-06T22:21:49Z

with the very wise credentials of someone who doesn't know either language, i think french is overrated in "romance language that's hard for english speakers to read" and portuguese is underrated. sure, french has a bunch of silent letters, but english has silent letters too. english is basically a dialect of french. portuguese, though, the spelling *mostly* looks phonetic but then there are digraphs and diacritics that you just have no frame of reference for

a wizard left a mystical staff on the bus today.. i wonder how ...

2026-04-27T02:20:18Z

a wizard left a mystical staff on the bus today.. i wonder how this bodes how does it portend

where would world be without potato and tomato...... thank you ...

2026-04-19T02:14:09Z

where would world be without potato and tomato...... thank you ancient south american peoples 🙏

i'm joking but only a tiny bit

2026-04-18T18:48:41Z

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i'm joking but only a tiny bit

don't construe this as being in favor of any college sports ...

2026-04-18T18:47:59Z

don't construe this as being in favor of any college sports franchise, they're all bastards. but i do think that being a fan of Duke or USC is worse than murder

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2026-03-28T16:54:15Z

romeo and juliet have NOTHING on Barbara Allen and Sweet William

noc tuah spin on that thing

2026-02-19T00:28:18Z

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noc tuah spin on that thing

the era of wuthering

2026-02-16T18:18:41Z

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the era of wuthering

i am limited by being in a poorly insulated apartment and not ...

2026-02-10T05:14:07Z

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i am limited by being in a poorly insulated apartment and not wanting to annoy my neighbors but here goes

🫡🫡🫡

2026-02-10T05:10:58Z

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🫡🫡🫡

how's my pronunciation, prof? 🫡 ...

2026-02-10T05:07:37Z

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how's my pronunciation, prof? 🫡

given my passenger demographics, i need to learn some common ...

2026-02-10T03:43:04Z

given my passenger demographics, i need to learn some common everyday phrases in mandarin. i know my ni hao and xie xie but just as common are "you're welcome, have a good day" and "the farebox isn't working, ride free"

Discord will not allow you to say cuss words such as ...

2026-02-09T17:54:31Z

Discord will not allow you to say cuss words such as "crap" unless you send them a 3d scan of the inside of your colon

power of da sun ...

2026-01-26T00:22:48Z

power of da sun

table saw safety is easy, you just have to constantly think ...

2026-01-20T04:25:58Z

table saw safety is easy, you just have to constantly think "it wants to kill me it will kill me it wants to kill and eat me it wants to kill me and bite off my finger it wants to kill me so bad" the whole time the saw is plugged in

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2026-01-14T18:15:39Z

car got towed 💀

imagine getting on the bus and the driver turns around the Clover ...

2026-01-13T01:34:19Z

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imagine getting on the bus and the driver turns around the Clover or Square or whatever they use ipad at you with the 10%? 15%? 20%? options 😭😭😭

fare-free transit not through policy or intention but just ...

2026-01-13T01:25:59Z

fare-free transit not through policy or intention but just because the two guys who have the credentials to work on the fareboxes are never around when i'm pre-tripping

oh yeah i would've voted on that but there wasn't an ...

2026-01-11T13:20:58Z

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oh yeah i would've voted on that but there wasn't an option for "i've heard of it but never done it"

most irradiated poster on the internet

2025-12-17T20:34:12Z

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most irradiated poster on the internet

the cozies (second one is completely hidden neath the blankie) ...

2025-12-16T19:27:49Z

the cozies (second one is completely hidden neath the blankie)

the things i missed out on by being homeschooled 😔😔

2025-12-13T19:26:48Z

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the things i missed out on by being homeschooled 😔😔

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2025-11-18T03:53:18Z

it's wet out here

every LA foamer has a crayon map for how to split the A line ...

2025-11-04T01:34:30Z

every LA foamer has a crayon map for how to split the A line because they believe, based mostly on vibes, that it's Too Long

The Creature was out to get me at train fest! i was lucky to ...

2025-09-30T19:13:40Z

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The Creature was out to get me at train fest! i was lucky to escape 😮‍💨

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2025-09-20T22:42:07Z

meet me at Train Fest for an ass kicking

wanting to make interesting blog posts vs the horrifying ordeal ...

2025-09-19T16:04:44Z

wanting to make interesting blog posts vs the horrifying ordeal of being known

if i was mayor of america i would change it so that instead of ...

2025-09-13T03:32:15Z

if i was mayor of america i would change it so that instead of 1776 (dumb year) the country started in 1666 (fuck yeah hail satan!!!!), instead of the pentagon (L cringefail shape) the DoD is headquartered in The Pentagram (fuckin sick!!!!!!!) and instead of hail to the chief (flop, normie cheugy coworker music) the national anthem would be hail to the SATAN YEAAAAAAAAH🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

good afternoon frediverse today is like this ...

2025-08-30T19:02:33Z

good afternoon frediverse today is like this

the atheist contingent, of course, is onboard because of the ...

2025-08-24T04:37:22Z

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the atheist contingent, of course, is onboard because of the argument that faith and gambling are the same type of thing.. it divides the religious among those who say it agrees with pascal's wager and wagering is awesome; those who argue that faith is derived from absolute certainty of facts; and those who argue that faith must be unprovable by earthly means in order to be faith.... new schisms; new, more vicious doctrines arise........

just snorted some spice melange and received a troubling omen of ...

2025-08-24T04:29:21Z

just snorted some spice melange and received a troubling omen of a future political movement.. to classify gambling as a religious activity... it gains the support of casino lobbyists and edgy reddit atheist types alike, and even of people like me who are every day annoyed by state lottery ads and want to see state lotteries become unconstitutional under the first amendment.......

always fun when a word has the good ol phth tetragraph. naphtha. ...

2025-08-23T22:44:11Z

always fun when a word has the good ol phth tetragraph. naphtha. phenolphthalene. etc

the hundred degree heat and humidity was unpleasant but the sky ...

2025-08-23T02:22:21Z

the hundred degree heat and humidity was unpleasant but the sky was very pretty this evening so that's nice

a passenger said i have "a very unique look" and ...

2025-08-22T23:23:40Z

a passenger said i have "a very unique look" and "should go into acting." i hope that's a compliment

i don't feel that i need to move my website off of neocities ...

2025-08-22T16:16:01Z

i don't feel that i need to move my website off of neocities just yet but i should probably buy an actual domain name instead of relying on the load bearing "dot neocities dot org" now just in case lol

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2025-08-21T19:53:52Z

when robots get a cold do they have to take robo-tussin

i often come dangerously close to this. i'm trying to get rid ...

2025-08-19T17:38:51Z

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i often come dangerously close to this. i'm trying to get rid of old clothes that i never wear, by taking them to my local thrift store, and so many of them are things i got at that very same thrift store 😭

good morning frediverse 😌 ...

2025-08-17T13:55:09Z

good morning frediverse 😌

i feel the general public, or at least the internet, does not ...

2025-08-16T15:06:17Z

i feel the general public, or at least the internet, does not understand how insane orange county is. when i was in elementary school my best friends' dad had what could only be described as a shrine to ronald reagan in the garage, and their nextdoor neighbors named their daughter Reagan 😭

(several commenters guess that it's actually caused by the ...

2025-08-15T20:27:54Z

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(several commenters guess that it's actually caused by the mama mouse licking the babies heads too hard)

they made redwall in real life

2025-08-15T20:25:54Z

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they made redwall in real life

someone's discovered a mousenastery 😯😯😯😯 ...

2025-08-15T20:25:37Z

someone's discovered a mousenastery 😯😯😯😯

this phrase has just been bouncing around the cavernous, empty ...

2025-08-06T05:14:31Z

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this phrase has just been bouncing around the cavernous, empty interior of my skull for days. uncertain whether this newspaper article ever really existed but i saw the screenshot many months ago and the phrase violently resurfaced this week

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2025-08-05T03:34:07Z

are you a rizzy weenis?

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2025-07-29T05:11:07Z

goodnight frediverse. soon it will be tuesyay ☺️

i think that's what @npub1h7a…m2up is working on with his ...

2025-07-20T16:05:26Z

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i think that's what tom jennings (npub1h7a…m2up) is working on with his cpm machines

tabs were invented by big computer to sell more ram. physical ...

2025-07-20T15:12:52Z

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tabs were invented by big computer to sell more ram. physical objects, though, those are more nuanced

you are wise. i'll do this as soon as i get home 🙏

2025-07-20T15:09:10Z

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you are wise. i'll do this as soon as i get home 🙏

at some point i need to accept that i'll never watch all the ...

2025-07-20T15:03:43Z

at some point i need to accept that i'll never watch all the dozens of youtube videos i've opened in a million browser tabs

it's like the argument that electric cars pay for themselves ...

2025-07-18T18:13:08Z

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it's like the argument that electric cars pay for themselves in gas savings. it's true but so few people have the cash on hand for the big up front purchase in the first place that it just isn't an option

pretty scary.. wont be able to sleep tonight because of this

2025-07-16T16:25:22Z

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pretty scary.. wont be able to sleep tonight because of this

people posting links to their own blog on their profile??? the ...

2025-07-16T16:22:36Z

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people posting links to their own blog on their profile??? the horrors!!!

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2025-07-04T18:14:34Z

guy who calls websites WiFi Stations

moistodon

2025-07-02T03:23:11Z

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moistodon

the only fluids jesus is textually mentioned to have excreted are ...

2025-07-02T00:26:07Z

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the only fluids jesus is textually mentioned to have excreted are tears, blood and water. He did not piss. He did not shit. if we are to walk in a Christlike image we must abstain from these sins too.

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2025-07-02T00:23:06Z

farting is a sin. jesus never farted

like all the major plot points are driven by "trying to keep ...

2025-06-30T22:18:54Z

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like all the major plot points are driven by "trying to keep secrets" or bumbling and happenstance

am i just an unserious person who has no mental category for ...

2025-06-30T22:17:25Z

am i just an unserious person who has no mental category for prestige drama, or is breaking bad kind of a sitcom? like it's acted dead serious but the plot itself is very sitcom to me

tempted to just get my transmission and brake fluid changed at ...

2025-06-26T16:28:30Z

tempted to just get my transmission and brake fluid changed at the oil change place 😖😖😖😖i knowwww i know it's the cowards way but i have limited time and just want it to be done so i don't have to worry about it

fascinated by the world building of this obscure new show ...

2025-06-17T13:22:11Z

fascinated by the world building of this obscure new show "breaking bad", it's so immersive it makes me wish the fantastical setting of "albuquerque" were real

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2025-06-17T00:40:59Z

pee pee poo poo

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2025-06-14T15:59:36Z

proud to have never watched back to the future 😌

simply fill the entire volume of the back yard with molten pitch! ...

2025-06-10T00:34:25Z

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simply fill the entire volume of the back yard with molten pitch! when it solidifies no mosquitoes will be able to get in

i don't actually drink coffee it's actually motor oil. i ...

2025-05-31T15:31:33Z

i don't actually drink coffee it's actually motor oil. i put the ground up motor oil beans in the percolator and it brews into motor oil and then i put it in my mug and sip on it throughout the day

my car was hit by a pickup truck today. low speed collision, ...

2025-05-31T02:42:45Z

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my car was hit by a pickup truck today. low speed collision, minor damage to my door and fender. guy driving the truck did not see me because my entire car was in his immense front corner blind spot.

my door now makes an unpleasant creaking sound when i open it but everything else is still working perfectly. got the truck guys insurance but the insurance company is in chicago and they had already closed for the weekend by the time i got home. we'll see how much door repair they pay for

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2025-05-30T22:31:04Z

blood feud with John Truck, inventor of the truck

you're allowed to lie to a quail

2025-05-24T12:15:35Z

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you're allowed to lie to a quail

grunions are so cool, it's a shame more people don't know ...

2025-05-23T10:35:58Z

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grunions are so cool, it's a shame more people don't know about them 😭

the reason america Can't Build Things Anymore isn't ...

2025-05-18T15:11:51Z

the reason america Can't Build Things Anymore isn't unions or regulations or whatever, it's that our construction workers aren't having enough gay sex with each other on the job.

i think all the parts are oem from other contemporary chevy vans, ...

2025-05-03T13:04:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…64jr
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i think all the parts are oem from other contemporary chevy vans, they look like the ones in the parts document. the front unit parts are mostly installed and the rear unit parts are in boxes!

whoaaaaaaa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UX7NJLYyb4

2025-05-03T04:09:16Z

whoaaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UX7NJLYyb4

i think it's all 90s stuff, ill send you photos later!

2025-05-01T03:56:10Z

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i think it's all 90s stuff, ill send you photos later!

sounds like none of my business though. i just wanna build the ...

2025-04-30T12:04:12Z

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sounds like none of my business though. i just wanna build the air conditioner that the guy gave me all the parts for with the van