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would

2026-10-26T01:10:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…9qud
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would

trump sent me $500, turns out the healthcare marketplace refund ...

2026-10-25T21:58:25Z

trump sent me $500, turns out the healthcare marketplace refund was actually real. i was about to dip into my savings, but now i have some money to throw at dancers in vegas! thank you trump

nothing ever happens

2026-10-25T17:06:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…7h3c
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nothing ever happens

if you interrupt me mid-task to rate your stupid app on the app ...

2026-10-25T04:25:57Z

if you interrupt me mid-task to rate your stupid app on the app store, i will explode you with my brain

i like people with clippy avatars because i can immediately ...

2026-10-22T16:20:24Z

i like people with clippy avatars because i can immediately disregard all of their opinions without even reading them

this is pure human stupidity. you have to explicitly go and ...

2026-10-21T17:45:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…2ctt
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this is pure human stupidity. you have to explicitly go and generate a certificate with a private key of 4. the industry standard, and what most llm assisted coding tools do as well, is generate a random key that is assumed secure. you have to actually try and fuck up like this, it's a talent

emudhra is a private indian company that, amongst other things, ...

2026-10-21T17:41:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…8yp3
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emudhra is a private indian company that, amongst other things, is recognized as a certifying authority by most operating systems and browsers. this means that their intermediate certificates are trusted to sign eg e-sign/https certificates. essentially, they can issue a certificate for any website, and browsers will trust them and display the green padlock. generally, the only way to have a https certificate signed by emudhra or other such companies is to prove that you own the domain, and after you pay, they will issue you a signed certificate. they essentially use their own intermediate certs as a stamp of approval to say "yep, this website is legit, you can trust me because i'm a huge company that went through a billion steps to get trusted by other huge companies"

the untold power and importance of these intermediate certs means that, if anyone were to guess the private key, they would be able to use them to sign any https certificate and pretend to be eg google, your bank, your government, whatever. all while displaying the green padlock in the browser. obviously, this is a bad thing. a very, very, very, very bad thing.

usually, the private key is some arbitrarily large number that would take longer than the death of the heat universe to guess (116 digits + true randomness is usually enough to achieve this).

for 8 intermediate certificates issued by emudhra, those numbers were not arbitrarily large. one certificate had a private key of 4. not 4 digits long, but 4. the number 4. THE NUMBER FOUR. one digit. ONE DIGIT stood between someone being able to issue any certificate for any website and be trusted by most browsers and operating systems for it.

those certificates have since been blocked by most operating systems and browsers (they can't be revoked, they'll live until they expire, but now no one will trust them).

hey man, it takes a certain amount of technique and finesse. ...

2026-10-21T01:50:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…qg2g
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hey man, it takes a certain amount of technique and finesse. especially if you’re not used to being the initiator!

im so conflicted because im russian (good driver) but also gay ...

2026-10-21T01:45:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…myjn
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im so conflicted because im russian (good driver) but also gay (bad driver). the two cancel out and i am a perfectly adequate driver. if i also become american, it’ll tip the balance too much to the bad driver side (all americans are bad drivers)

maybe i should stop being a pussy and drive in snowy conditions ...

2026-10-21T01:43:00Z

maybe i should stop being a pussy and drive in snowy conditions and cause a 10 car pileup like a real american this winter

a lot of the songs on that playlist would be perfectly acceptable ...

2026-10-21T01:35:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…s67p
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a lot of the songs on that playlist would be perfectly acceptable for normies. if you want real furry music, made by furries, check this out: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nbgkOEaiMDhFNMxeBqGXm8m2aZ5off8_U (my fav songs are fly with me, in da doghouse, and just be competent)

although i guess that’s those are just dj sets, so if you want furry themed music there’s passengerprincess: https://youtu.be/rWy21AzuABs (my fav songs are prey and puppy 4ever)

AND if you’re going for maximum shock value, the op album, literally titled “furfag”: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kUKVWI4NUSd_HqQKN5E0nYNqJeUpiv0Ck

call me anthony fagtano the way i’m listening to furry music to ...

2026-10-21T01:26:38Z

call me anthony fagtano the way i’m listening to furry music to critique it

it's spreading through the internet

2026-10-20T17:08:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…wx8t
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it's spreading through the internet

i was wondering why he hadn't posted much on his channel ...

2026-10-20T16:55:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…8f33
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i was wondering why he hadn't posted much on his channel lately. i guess everyone gets burned out from content creation eventually. hopefully he gets better soon

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2026-10-18T22:27:10Z

america is when your driver’s license can have a shorter ...

2026-10-18T02:42:25Z

america is when your driver’s license can have a shorter validity than your fucking weed card

i prefer mythic cock 5.1 but it's kinda expensive

2026-10-17T20:45:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…fl2h
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i prefer mythic cock 5.1 but it's kinda expensive

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2026-10-17T18:58:36Z

you can trust me. i’m a mouse

men go on dating apps for sex, not dating

2026-10-16T13:54:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…pznf
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men go on dating apps for sex, not dating

people are missing the forest (boots) for the trees (ass) 😔

2026-10-14T20:56:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…ee00
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people are missing the forest (boots) for the trees (ass) 😔

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2026-10-14T20:21:29Z

i wasnt posting about you!!! you’re awesome!!! :3

2026-10-13T21:54:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…gswk
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i wasnt posting about you!!! you’re awesome!!! :3

nothing feels better than having my initial gut reaction about ...

2026-10-13T21:44:05Z

nothing feels better than having my initial gut reaction about not liking a person being proven right by their own retarded actions

this is just sad. using your own baby for social media points, ...

2026-10-08T13:27:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…sqp0
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this is just sad. using your own baby for social media points, linkedin style. obviously it’s engagement bait but it’s still sad

no, my dear friend. a guy who loves his crt and cums on it ...

2026-10-08T03:06:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…pn22
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no, my dear friend. a guy who loves his crt and cums on it
https://x.com/nikofuzzbot/status/2080456223044854258

very disappointing that the guy on twitter who cums on crts ...

2026-10-08T02:59:37Z

very disappointing that the guy on twitter who cums on crts deleted his best post. i really gotta fucking start an archive or something

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2026-10-07T23:19:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…ywca
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felt an impending sense of doom all morning, turns out i just ...

2026-10-07T16:42:42Z

felt an impending sense of doom all morning, turns out i just needed to take a fat shit

grown ass man doesn’t know where the yogurts are in walmart. ...

2026-10-05T23:31:02Z

grown ass man doesn’t know where the yogurts are in walmart. hilarity ensues

this is why the """Magic Link""" is so ...

2026-10-05T23:25:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…pp8k
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this is why the """Magic Link""" is so popular

it’s a good dogwhistle for the people in the know. if your ...

2026-10-02T04:52:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…uta2
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it’s a good dogwhistle for the people in the know. if your event poster looks like shit, whatever, at least you tried. but if you’re too lazy to even try, and you just put up some deep fried facebook boomer slop, why should i bother showing up

it saddens me when a channel with potential uses the most generic ...

2026-10-02T04:43:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…hg78
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it saddens me when a channel with potential uses the most generic claude script imaginable. i don’t need you to read me the llm generated summary about lfp battery chemistry, i want you to at least pretend you’ve read the wikipedia page about it!!!!!!

it's sad that """ai""" has become the ...

2026-09-29T03:42:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…pa3l
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it's sad that """ai""" has become the new skub. people are so pro or against it that they get intoxicated arguing with each other about it. another spike that grows on our porcupine hearts, pushing us further apart. it just seems that with every issue like this, we forget more and more how to be sensible about the new and scary things in our lives

getting the full miami experience tonight. my brightline train ...

2026-09-21T00:02:23Z

getting the full miami experience tonight. my brightline train struck a “trespasser”, there’s cops and fire trucks around

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2026-09-11T04:47:18Z

who remembers gab

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2026-09-10T01:33:00Z

oh shit happy 9/11

the two types of technology connections videos are heat pump and ...

2026-09-10T00:59:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…5jtw
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the two types of technology connections videos are heat pump and percolator

water heater? heat pump
dishwasher? percolator
hybrid cars? heat pump
ceiling fans? percolator

despite the heat literally being pumped out, automotive engine is percolator

meso is a size queen

2026-09-09T22:13:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…5fet
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meso is a size queen

today i will walk 45 minutes one way to my nearest grocery store ...

2026-09-09T20:36:23Z

today i will walk 45 minutes one way to my nearest grocery store because i am insane

gonna tell my kids this is the green card ...

2026-09-09T00:02:02Z

gonna tell my kids this is the green card

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2026-09-06T01:56:00Z

:eyes_fast:

may i suggest https://www.i-dont-care-about-cookies.eu/

2026-09-06T01:44:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…9yzz
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may i suggest https://www.i-dont-care-about-cookies.eu/

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2026-09-04T02:03:25Z

rule #1 of being a pervert is to be kind

yeah, im in topeka for a day

2026-08-26T22:32:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…spvt
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yeah, im in topeka for a day

it's real ...

2026-08-26T22:30:54Z

it's real

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2026-08-22T00:12:55Z

he inform on my delivery until i United States Postal Service®

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2026-08-11T21:51:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…xtum
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>be retarded boomer >sign up for $5/mo paid newsletter ...

2026-08-11T16:23:59Z

>be retarded boomer
>sign up for $5/mo paid newsletter
>two issues get put into your "updates" folder on gmail
>you miss them because you're too stupid to understand how email works
>email the company at 1am demanding a refund
>mass spam the company's facebook page calling them scammers
>initiate a chargeback at 6am because no one replied to you quickly enough, despite the working hours very clearly being listed as 9-5
>fast forward one month
>stripe rules against you because the company provided email logs proving that you didn't respond to multiple attempts at remediation, and you didn't contact the company further at all, not even to keep pressing for a refund
>you spam the company's facebook page again saying that stripe is in cahoots with the company to defraud you and that you'll be seeking a lawyer
>your facebook account gets frozen for a day due to suspicious activity

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2026-08-10T20:26:33Z

⚠️⚠️ LINUX KERNEL SOURCE CODE LEAKED!!! this guy named ...

2026-07-26T18:57:05Z

⚠️⚠️ LINUX KERNEL SOURCE CODE LEAKED!!!

this guy named linus torvalds just reverse engineered linux source code and leaked it on github, all computer systems running on linux are vulnurable

billions of lines of code, 1.5 million commits, 240k stars

all linux users are suggested to switch to windows as soon as possible

https://github.com/torvalds/linux

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2026-07-24T18:01:52Z

accidentally revealed my power level not once not twice but 3 ...

2026-07-10T04:30:23Z

accidentally revealed my power level not once not twice but 3 times at work today and i think the intern is scared of me now

if humans are animals, then twinks are beasts

2026-07-09T13:25:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…gwma
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if humans are animals, then twinks are beasts

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2026-07-08T00:25:33Z

agentically scratching my ballsack

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2026-07-06T18:35:27Z

happy 6.7 day!

freaked out my coworker today by casually mentioning i was gay. ...

2026-06-29T03:59:42Z

freaked out my coworker today by casually mentioning i was gay. he thought i was straight for the past 2 months. he was talking about some "my gaydar is broken". my brother in christ, if a man says "dinking my oiter" out loud in person to you, there's NO WAY he's straight

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2026-06-29T03:05:32Z

ok bro ...

2026-06-29T00:35:14Z

ok bro

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2026-06-27T02:40:23Z

grass toucher 9000

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2026-06-26T04:01:58Z

lawrence, ks is super cool

what's funny is that the dealership saga has gone full ...

2026-06-25T00:44:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…s6dv
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what's funny is that the dealership saga has gone full circle. in most states they're no longer independently owned businesses, or even franchises of a regional chain. there have been quite a few private equity firms buying up dealerships en masse and starving whole states of competition. so they have quite literally become monopolies in their area

god bless the freest country in the world, where you can't ...

2026-06-25T00:35:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…h29l
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god bless the freest country in the world, where you can't buy EVs directly from the manufacturer in half the states

looking at the slate truck/suv and it looks incredibly tempting. ...

2026-06-25T00:33:42Z

looking at the slate truck/suv and it looks incredibly tempting. i love the minimalistic design and, most importantly, no dealership sales!!! i know im for sure going electric when my car dies, but ill let other people be the guinea pigs for a few years before i get one

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2026-06-23T16:03:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…0hdp
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2026-06-21T20:12:08Z

i don't know how you listen to your music but sometimes i ...

2026-06-20T02:26:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…yq48
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i don't know how you listen to your music but sometimes i just like to shuffle my entire local collection and surface a long lost track i forgot i even had. if you could make a shuffle that doesn't get stuck on the same 3 songs, that'd be sick

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2026-06-17T17:11:36Z

hey man, if you ever need an experimental test subject, you know ...

2026-06-14T05:18:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…frgy
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hey man, if you ever need an experimental test subject, you know where to reach me

i just want brain chips to become real so i can become the ...

2026-06-14T05:15:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…rwcl
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i just want brain chips to become real so i can become the corporate cattle i always dreamed of being

coding is a creative activity and, just like in any creative ...

2026-06-14T05:08:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…r06p
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coding is a creative activity and, just like in any creative field, the hubris of the participants can have absolutely no limits (this goes both ways with seasoned coders and vibecoders). in my mind the problem is rarely with the ai coding tool itself, it's that it's usually being wielded by someone with 0 tech experience

i may be an evil pervert but i am NOT using the vibe coded ai ...

2026-06-11T04:16:02Z

i may be an evil pervert but i am NOT using the vibe coded ai masturbation tracker
https://goonmaxxing.goonplex.com/

dog bless github actions ...

2026-06-08T23:08:58Z

dog bless github actions

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2026-06-07T15:15:13Z

commercial van truck instead of economy car to save $18? 👀 ...

2026-05-31T01:46:21Z

commercial van truck instead of economy car to save $18? 👀

eyes wide shut

2026-05-29T20:48:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…ac4a
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eyes wide shut

and they say romance is dead ...

2026-05-24T22:46:20Z

and they say romance is dead

i was on polymarket for exactly 2 bets until i lost one and ...

2026-05-22T00:32:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…fzfc
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i was on polymarket for exactly 2 bets until i lost one and immediately logged out forever. made a nice $500 total tho

what's your pnl

2026-05-22T00:30:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…s8g2
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what's your pnl

kalshi tv ads are so evil. literally gamblemaxxing, the lawyers ...

2026-05-22T00:24:25Z

kalshi tv ads are so evil. literally gamblemaxxing, the lawyers clearly just ctrl+f replaced "gamble" with "trade" in the script

he needs his comfort twink to squeeze

2026-05-20T17:46:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…e55u
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he needs his comfort twink to squeeze

ok, but cloudflare would never ask you to open powershell and run ...

2026-05-20T00:43:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…zn98
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ok, but cloudflare would never ask you to open powershell and run a shell script lol

god bless scam websites

2026-05-20T00:36:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…j9pc
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god bless scam websites

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2026-05-19T20:33:18Z

based!

2026-05-19T20:27:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…zp53
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based!

that's wagslop bro. you only like it because it makes your ...

2026-05-19T16:49:18Z

that's wagslop bro. you only like it because it makes your tail go back and forth

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2026-05-18T22:36:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…nxsq
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https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/29/dd/fc/29ddfcd09693b6ef295a22ad9b7d7039f9853cfc5447022e9ccd3c547787d879.m4a?name=A5thg52IZZTCZw.m4a

after living in america for 5 years, i still don't understand ...

2026-05-18T22:32:41Z

after living in america for 5 years, i still don't understand miles or fareigh.... farreigh .... FUCK

dudes playing league really say "i call bottom". ok bro ...

2026-05-18T22:26:03Z

dudes playing league really say "i call bottom". ok bro bite the pillow

they stop asking for ID when the light in your eyes is ...

2026-05-18T02:16:19Z

they stop asking for ID when the light in your eyes is extinguished

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2026-05-17T18:13:01Z

fuck an ai chatbot, where's the ai powered automated edging ...

2026-05-16T18:18:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…97af
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fuck an ai chatbot, where's the ai powered automated edging toy???

multiplication glitch, turning my $500 into $50

2026-05-16T14:19:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…awcu
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multiplication glitch, turning my $500 into $50

don't worry, ill only bully you for your sexual ...

2026-05-15T23:44:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…rt5l
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don't worry, ill only bully you for your sexual proclivities... unless you get off on balatro somehow, in which case it's fair game

add me on steam so i can bully you over it >:)

2026-05-15T23:12:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…f89u
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add me on steam so i can bully you over it >:)

i sniffed a hot guy's feet this week before clumsily backing ...

2026-05-15T00:15:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…tqdj
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i sniffed a hot guy's feet this week
before clumsily backing into a shelf with my butt and knocking down a mirror, which ultimately broke
god hates footfags, he interrupted my foot time 😔

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2026-05-13T22:20:33Z

men are so awesome. share if you agree

im never leaving malaysia ...

2026-03-16T10:43:33Z

im never leaving malaysia

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2026-03-04T18:47:29Z

give me your sugar daddy's phone number NOW

2026-02-12T04:37:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…w8hl
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give me your sugar daddy's phone number NOW

wtf i thought you needed to be a hotel guest to swim there??? you ...

2026-02-12T04:35:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…zpvd
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wtf i thought you needed to be a hotel guest to swim there??? you can just swim???