Nostr notes by Tóth Gábor Baltazár

Nostr event nevent1qqspec8ghee6gnwyfvrtptm3t0829m02hy32p684v0j9w0pjrm7h7cgzyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz5xjx6l6

2026-10-25T13:56:11Z

why are you gay?

huh, interesting

2026-10-20T07:09:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…y80w
_________________________

huh, interesting

what does that mean?

2026-10-20T06:50:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…sk5l
_________________________

what does that mean?

Nostr event nevent1qqspeffc3h6dn80fj00tusd4gfgwua8grd6yuhhxe8q2wh2m8s80e3szyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz5n9et44

2026-10-20T06:18:57Z

*holds soldering iron like a pen*

wait, so that kvm escape isn't a kvm escape, but a vuln in ...

2026-10-19T08:35:35Z

wait, so that kvm escape isn't a kvm escape, but a vuln in the network stack???

it was only found while they were looking for a kvm escape

TIL https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+bug/1

2026-10-16T23:15:25Z

TIL

https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+bug/1

Nostr event nevent1qqs0yfu9pu0nvct9ksaz8xghuj9c38d0n7tl5jhc78l376a72j6gmkszyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz5p4j7nl

2026-10-08T21:43:31Z

cpp? no thanks, I don't want to see that

if your C code has undefined behavior just do: #define behavior ...

2026-10-06T12:00:22Z

if your C code has undefined behavior just do:

#define behavior

and it solves all your problems :3

if you're unemployed windows has a handy shortcut to fix that ...

2026-09-09T11:18:30Z

if you're unemployed windows has a handy shortcut to fix that quickly

Win+Ctrl+Shift+Alt+L

Nostr event nevent1qqs0fnndceemg6yggynqe0tm5nxvaf5u2t0h92e6nesmmhvznrzf4ugzyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz5vlhwyj

2026-08-29T11:19:28Z

a Zugfahrt is when the train releases gas, right?

Q: Why does signal ask for my phone number? A: It thinks ...

2026-08-28T09:53:47Z

Q: Why does signal ask for my phone number?

A: It thinks you're cute.

Nostr event nevent1qqsrzrt434804g2fjcvzd0lqrrl2nsrphhmhyac3zxhs0z580hh06cqzyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz55rgxtx

2026-08-07T10:56:46Z

what do you mean there is nothing on ao3 tagged as POSIX??

why do I feel like there is something dark behind this? 😖

2026-06-02T13:24:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…fwjd
_________________________

why do I feel like there is something dark behind this? 😖

do you have trouble getting out of bed? is your bed too ...

2026-05-03T08:48:38Z

do you have trouble getting out of bed?

is your bed too comfortable?

fix it with this one weird trick: wet the bed!

consider: rent lowering shitposts :3

2026-03-26T13:14:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…say4
_________________________

consider: rent lowering shitposts :3

oh you have a lot of followers wow

2026-03-26T13:05:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…dmdp
_________________________

oh you have a lot of followers wow

people who have private accounts with "comfy" in the ...

2026-03-26T12:54:37Z

people who have private accounts with "comfy" in the name, why

if you are not comfy posting stupid and/or fucked up shit on your main you are doing something wrong

🥴 what happened?

2026-03-26T12:51:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…0esq
_________________________

🥴

what happened?

Nostr event nevent1qqsqcajwe63r8phj0ad5hhh2zg7ca27ggaep05mqwjfzfh3jv9lfw2czyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz5dgqk7z

2026-01-30T07:28:11Z

when are you taking action against Hungary?

2025-10-08T12:38:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…zkgv
_________________________

when are you taking action against Hungary?

the issue is that if it's during process startup, before the ...

2025-09-12T05:20:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…zf6e
_________________________

the issue is that if it's during process startup, before the main function, it's very hard to log anything

I mean, it's not the process saying that, it's systemd ...

2025-09-12T05:18:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…2tkw
_________________________

I mean, it's not the process saying that, it's systemd saying the process quit

and coredumps are generally an assertion failing

it's invoking pkexec, so maybe with htop or something you ...

2025-08-26T12:14:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…0r9x
_________________________

it's invoking pkexec, so maybe with htop or something you could find the process and what arguments it's invoked with

GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social

2025-08-21T11:49:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…jh3d
_________________________

GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social

James May from Top Gear has a cooking youtube channel you're ...

2025-06-28T21:21:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…amfz
_________________________

James May from Top Gear has a cooking youtube channel

you're not too old to be posting about stuff you like

what's the vulnerability here?

2025-05-29T01:28:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…9745
_________________________

what's the vulnerability here?

the uk is covered in clouds? what's next? dns breaking?

2025-04-16T18:47:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…vkxq
_________________________

the uk is covered in clouds? what's next? dns breaking?

npm is just like download.com when you install something from ...

2025-01-30T16:43:05Z

npm is just like download.com

when you install something from there there is no guarantee it's not malware

how do you even end up getting hired for this??

2024-12-17T13:08:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…9hkc
_________________________

how do you even end up getting hired for this??

wha how??

2024-09-27T07:26:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…h222
_________________________

wha
how??

tries to speak german misgenders table

2024-09-26T12:59:20Z

*tries to speak german*
*misgenders table*

I would like to meet you :3

2024-09-05T19:36:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…jg46
_________________________

I would like to meet you :3

pushes a post off of your timeline mew~ :3

2024-08-20T07:06:47Z

*pushes a post off of your timeline*
mew~ :3

B ß they are the same picture

2024-08-20T07:05:37Z

B
ß

they are the same picture

what

2024-08-20T06:46:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…7kaa
_________________________

what

this has something to do with images, so I think it's GPU ...

2024-08-12T21:40:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…c2ge
_________________________

this has something to do with images, so I think it's GPU related

Nostr event nevent1qqsxurtp6d2zhnf6evapejtgehsxjqcl2es0wtduuh5crn3e2j4qg0qzyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz5s98276

2024-08-10T09:27:05Z

what would break if UID 0 wasn't called root in /etc/passwd?

trying to think of funny text to put on a t-shirt that would ...

2024-08-10T00:24:10Z

trying to think of funny text to put on a t-shirt that would somehow indicate that I have BPD

hands you a catgirl hands you a guide to taking care of her

2024-08-09T18:00:22Z

*hands you a catgirl*
*hands you a guide to taking care of her*

"I've gotten much better at foaming milk with an electric ...

2024-08-09T15:04:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…ja63
_________________________

"I've gotten much better at foaming milk with an electric wand."

I'm imagining you holding a magic wand style vibrator to a glass of milk

Nostr event nevent1qqsyqgc00nd3gzf0g99tpd9gf8dzekygc09x0lqjv7nhhdu79kw6fzgzyzt3pkr9xmhjcjd09j9kfxrthav8qjq9khhd5wz2sfdesadjcjlz52p38e3

2024-08-08T06:49:46Z

does drinking coffee when I'm tired count as drug abuse? 🤔

ctrl+shift+t

2024-08-01T23:25:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…wvxu
_________________________

ctrl+shift+t

isn't it wordplay on copyright?

2024-07-31T08:45:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…4u08
_________________________

isn't it wordplay on copyright?

I think free software is a political movement you're saying ...

2024-07-31T08:43:19Z

I think free software is a political movement

you're saying everyone should be able to use and contribute without restrictions

that's a very strong policy that's in contrast with the rest of the world