2026-10-25T09:39:21Z https://nostr.now Mark A. Rayner https://nostr.now/npub1jmc0up0y4d5adpqcck9mrkg2aq730r50u975q3flls0d4j669auq5jdq9r https://media.mas.to/accounts/avatars/109/309/703/259/042/207/original/bb19878f3eef6fb2.png https://media.mas.to/accounts/avatars/109/309/703/259/042/207/original/bb19878f3eef6fb2.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz23glzvc2hkvxsq3w4repcrhfajy7lsxmls0gwu3tlsae3290juczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqzfvan Whoa. The matrix is glitchy today.<br/><br/>#matrix #keanu #humor #humor #thematrix<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/524/589/157/466/849/original/147eb482b9d1428c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-29T14:29:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdvqxznpc6chmz2r375l23gw84xhmxajvr6jssnm4kuu2pa2h5v5gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhse5rjwf Meanwhile in Canada, spooky season gets into gear ... while the pumpkins look on in horror.<br/><br/>#october #halloween #moose #canada #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/502/181/181/071/177/original/1c72af349e25c186.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-10-25T15:11:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszfn4nxw7q0n08e28y2nhl5247zep8w7rtrj26vcx9de843h99fcszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsgtlhd3 Well this ruins my weekend plans.<br/><br/>#lizzards #lizzardwarning #humor #humour #memes<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/490/535/329/017/983/original/adfbc74700277571.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T13:49:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw67y958c8jcjyt52uavw8gx2c6a3v8pyvrp0sp98gsrn5d72jl8szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhseje43q Typography: It matters. (And don&#39;t forget the kerning!)<br/><br/>#weird #typeface #fonts #font #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/473/085/141/795/860/original/db80891f9afef06e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-20T11:51:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspct28a07dym538mquma4g3r9lvrmnn9vkh2pk6pge4r0ut3mxwegzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsez924t Doofus and Derp, getting ready for a busy #Caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/456/696/743/244/913/original/6449b2f9d64f6b07.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-17T14:23:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqd3zs93s28qu5zm3jqda6dhhdxqazwz9xdasqcv0k5nfp2cnm0dczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsc0uyue They have nothing but scorn for the poor English cucumber, slowly liquefying in its own wrapper in the crisper. <br/><br/>#humor #humour #fridge #dandies<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/433/867/648/592/964/original/e974c778499c8c28.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-13T13:38:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2jhp87pjqgzmle2ay0xvx2ncx0jppawafy04g2v55xufhep9hvggzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsvp435y When you&#39;re head is just too full of great plans for #caturday.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #humor #humour #catsofmastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/416/744/034/776/517/original/12cb931c2a660772.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-10-10T13:02:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2n9wxjc5anls25s0h2aw040xm9f73pzdp99p63v4nu8k7h4rv3qszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsfcrnkm That look, when you&#39;re caught stealing all the wombats.<br/><br/>#wombat #wombats #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/399/858/801/201/397/original/f012fc53b9922c04.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-10-07T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmfyql54x7she6kk9jsxk6vxs4elxwh66qp3yklrrs83ls44pvtqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsh6mwwc October is off to a humiliating start.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #october #pumpkin #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/388/642/011/468/773/original/a9e10a9d1ae1464e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-05T13:56:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgjhycdxuvlahpk6w5585utjnkd5mg4080ezxshjvnrksww9aek4qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsxhtgwr It&#39;s Sunday, so here is the required Jesus content.<br/><br/>Sorry, best I could do.<br/><br/>#keanu #Capybara #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/383/209/404/341/993/original/b7101ce2d238053d.png"> <br/> 2026-10-04T14:54:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2pv59vlgkw7xu4smx2lyuw4ret7kfkqhsax3x06ys7xem539sjsqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsyd2kyk &#34;Is Canadian conspiracy.&#34;<br/><br/>#rocky #bullwinkle #cartoons #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/366/069/204/455/195/original/94f305b9e34400f1.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-01T14:22:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9lyh00ydl726wtmka0d4teqes9wkqgnlvgz6359766872g66fefgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsxa92cl Same here vending machine. You got this.<br/><br/>#monday #mondayvibe #humor #humour #darkhumor<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/309/261/889/929/629/original/d5ba1038479e58e8.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-21T13:28:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsys7tt3cwzu2p8pz8rmucy0v43qv7y388svdcgj2wvrl628vy83lgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsk44qzn It&#39;s another brotherly #caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/298/039/981/695/844/original/b6aff5c41b5318c2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-19T13:55:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszkh0xgn0ghltkgfkws765wv3xk4n88vk72npywnnakwp2v3zm47qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsvepyqy Uh, guys, I know you&#39;re operating out of a former fast food joint, but typography still matters. <br/><br/>#Taintstore #TaintGoodDesign #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/286/695/824/370/545/original/edf1d132fc79c2f6.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-17T13:53:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq4fc6973j2a79dvtwrg6zz2kprzj8nfnyw7elk59t3yxn3fkkpgczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs4le56v Today&#39;s Pirate Ontology is all about dark humor and why we need it. (Especially these days, but I&#39;d argue humans require it always.) It&#39;s an essay you can check it out on my website directly: <br/><br/><a href="https://markarayner.com/what-is-dark-comedy-and-why-do-we-like-it-so-much/">https://markarayner.com/what-is-dark-comedy-and-why-do-we-like-it-so-much/</a><br/><br/>#darkhumor #darkcomedy #gallowshumor #kurtVonnegut #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/276/741/575/723/952/original/b9947c611bea3980.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-15T19:39:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs93yy72xfu3tyqms06a2zhyu5fdgmcxn5qr0jzulwdgtas7yyutxqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhswj3xua Just hanging out on another super-normal #caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/258/569/478/666/177/original/272f21ee6a3c8bb8.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-09-12T14:37:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvcrx73upy3csdvv9fdznhddwq68asfn9s6jxclss9zwp3syp9vcgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsth6kqr It&#39;s the fall, so that means a-woo school starts again. [sound on]<br/><br/>#husky #awoo #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/235/646/666/222/021/original/b6dbe4327c1837f8.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-09-08T13:28:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8dme32e42p9vxlf8sh3rrn65tfgtyqk8jyn4dwnwk9psplla8tqgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9u5c2k It&#39;s hard to stay hydrated when you&#39;re really confused. <br/><br/>#FartFreeWater #humor #humour #badDesign #weird #signs<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/230/155/022/738/992/original/f3d04e7513712fd5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-07T14:11:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst0uc6umeqczfnf3fthxk2t55gezr8u4d78fnv7eljyu6vkpundyqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsp7t2ll Wow, this is a really judgy #caturday. <br/><br/>#surveillance #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/218/614/220/834/231/original/cec2375c2c2f869a.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-05T13:15:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyl53tal7dqt33a37cy775y7wfdmkz8cat8r5pc2u5kdlkk55fj7qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsxm65jy Some days you just need to say &#34;fuck it&#34; and go for a walk in the rain with an ungulate.<br/><br/>#deer #Ithink #antlers #ungulate #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/207/340/277/032/881/original/a179ff2ee9642176.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-03T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr3vehrxyrm2eqkdc9555klqa983rn5lrw03vlq0rs6f0x49xnt6gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjgu9jd It&#39;s Ichabod #Caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/178/978/009/568/007/original/2a5dd7bf280ef8b7.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-29T13:15:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2jdn3z9s7549v9clahy840xq9h99npran64jmwk8s2r3evd5xckczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs6dwzx8 This is what a hike in the 70s felt like. <br/><br/>#cryptids #humor #humour #70s<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/156/379/459/676/398/original/75c886e60298df1d.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-25T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2hneu4z3jhm0ls2n3qz7weakuqv2ntdkn20r05eddnrukjgcuvwgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhszzeqsy I&#39;m not sure who this is, Chilliwack, maybe? Or, Jefferson Starship? Anyway, they were a band from the 70s.<br/><br/>#IKnowTheyreWookies #bands #70s #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/150/717/168/813/344/original/fee0da8ca877bfc3.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-24T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsplpznqgaa5zhkrnezmm0h62zcm3ldluevru5m9eymaxpt7uzq0yszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsv2j565 The goblin requests more sustenance. <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #food #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/145/958/097/775/073/original/ed80a882c3e3211a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-23T17:18:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy707z53ctd338fgrk7zc94m9swfh8ttay0xh2zpcalhqanyyegvczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsmcw65f It&#39;s important to keep hydrated, especially on a #caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cat #castofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><br/>[description: a cat lying on its back, drinking from a water bowl in that position]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/139/288/574/171/422/original/1ebf678784be59d2.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-08-22T13:01:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfye689h8jy9k80x6e6wpjvx4fgjfmkfe3gsd7va5hg65p4ry2qygzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhspkv3kt In all fairness, there should be a sign or something.<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/133/679/573/328/278/original/12765fe2192e2612.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-21T13:15:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ga4cd270dvnt83d6y4n2uxxxnmgqnylvwtnvcxx9wv2raqfjjjczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsp3s944 The Lord of #Caturday welcomes you!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/099/825/235/114/659/original/0a3033498473c886.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-15T13:46:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsten67fk68h67cpdsgc9vh665t79r2ratarw3anc5xj9k47ejtl5qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsh3pw57 Another edition of Pirate Ontology is coming, this time with a bit of pirate epistemology too! You can sign up here and as a bonus, you&#39;ll get to a free download of my second book, Marvellous Hairy.<br/><br/><a href="https://markarayner.beehiiv.com/">https://markarayner.beehiiv.com/</a> <br/><br/>#ebook #ebooks #humor #humour #philosophy<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/095/454/613/333/192/original/3c8bdd8ef971011b.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/095/454/642/788/935/original/217b015441e25270.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-14T19:14:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg7nxraedpdf59nmkh0tt0hscn5u5p3mcn0pvm4gnyd5aavfnwewgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjfs5f2 Another edition of Pirate Ontology is coming, this time with a bit of pirate epistemology too! You can sign up here and as a bonus, you&#39;ll get to a free download of my second book, Marvellous Hairy.<br/><br/><a href="https://markarayner.beehiiv.com/">https://markarayner.beehiiv.com/</a> <br/><br/>#ebook #ebooks #humor #humour #philosophy<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/089/430/469/626/415/original/67b5c7bb08686772.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/089/430/521/134/677/original/c0c19911327eb4c1.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-13T17:42:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp6pn3s2w6gwe4j6fg8epyr369ve3yayn2zgvcj6xmsjnee80twlszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhspuupv3 A new Slaughter/Mittens album is about to drop!<br/><br/>#crow #corvid #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/082/769/420/840/157/original/cba943bbdaa8c2f8.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-12T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyaw2uhvczfyzha9ajvxmzn8yp3tlqm4h5vw2svec5aqmk6hdgtcszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs65whnd The horrors these warning cones have experienced.<br/><br/>#weird #cones #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/065/782/474/414/723/original/0fa7d3a8cde211f5.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-09T13:28:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqnj5vl3ely6s2cd394lmg9y7gqg2md3ckz3vneffqy9yezssahnqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsn7nqj4 Weird dog off to the dog park! [sound on for weird barking]<br/><br/>#IKnowItsACalf #moo #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/054/761/929/668/826/original/58c3e9bf8f1e0ec9.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-08-07T14:46:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9htu3z65vvmzrx6lj54cmpxcwqypcjjqfzv5upupdx5v4x3qk6lgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsuakljd Joy comes in many forms, and sometimes its a heya of sumo wrestlers, enjoying a field of sunflowers.<br/><br/>#humor #humour #happy<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/037/676/321/116/177/original/69b10dafea408755.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-04T14:22:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqec0l5hnkltf327pp5uzeu95c75rnhj8cy8g8n28avc9yzf5uwrgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs27ru56 I hope everyone&#39;s having a weird dog in a tree kinda&#39; Sunday.<br/><br/>#IThinkItsABear #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/026/699/332/706/953/original/79b242c7ac37c708.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-02T15:50:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxr0nmgse0t87u9cm8e5feqnx8v4py84s7z89wg447vwf9hvzygaszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs0tstny The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/020/516/614/480/873/original/18063814774b1025.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-01T13:37:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdy6dxy6gzqguyr8rzxzut8g9dvnhwuwjfw92z5pu0ys7pqg05maszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhswmzn5u Oh, coffee, I&#39;m happy to see you too!<br/><br/>#coffee #happy #humor #humour #Pareidolia<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/997/924/257/716/231/original/7933786d5382e469.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-28T13:52:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs80j6np80j2a007a3ws0hg93axdcvyf79u8fcc87kw4lkwa5puj2qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsumadfv What&#39;s more fun than golfing?<br/><br/>#existential #questions #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/986/510/115/575/312/original/3008a092319898fc.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-26T13:28:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxcvx9zxnl4z8e83dtpk56fa0pzhfwundgcedstm43l9zc2prsjjczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsp3lv6r Another thirsty #caturday. Stay hydrated everyone!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/980/777/410/910/608/original/e2f1ffdb3d1c4768.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-07-25T13:12:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0r2dfzresed3gk3axx0f052wfjm0evxzcdalktuay0r70xqdyymqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhse0uls2 These two are the heroes we need.<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humor #puppy #cute<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/975/311/575/374/513/original/bdc84da7635b5b4a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-24T14:01:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgf9rhkdz3aj680afya5k3cd80p86lyhh3rqgp30x3z97annp7nnczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhshvq6nq Grant is the hero we deserve. <br/><br/>#weird #signs #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/969/375/746/213/399/original/c090f22f3577f503.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-23T12:51:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgdpqujx7yucpmk9zhx8a80gjk03elk0mcw6tq86g7m3ly848jfhqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs30c6ta Garbage melon, going for a rebrand.<br/><br/>#weird #signs #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/958/213/474/811/284/original/c063602fcd26f876.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-21T13:33:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2xwjdxsqrpsmnxcdjhq2ls43cqpr3373kuvpmkvvsaaz5vyweudgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsj76qzz Cracking open another fresh #caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/941/211/712/643/822/original/e8666caa4473694e.png"> <br/> 2026-07-18T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5cj73fehxrtrexqsuqww75w6kfxap855veqw9j2sy3cqmyl0plqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhswmz6ht And as a bonus, it will work for dad jokes too!<br/><br/>#weird #signs #humor #humour #puns #pun<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/935/360/227/453/074/original/7a68e7a506014fab.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-17T12:39:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0mvwyzwnwmthgmt8aur0h5yl8yvl26rq7ea4jjn8dlwuwxukspfszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsgjs4z6 I dunno, it&#39;s a little hard to spot, but I think this video may have been digitally manipulated. [Sound on to be sure!]<br/><br/>#weird #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #absurd<br/><br/>[video description: a helicopter taking off, but the front of the vehicle has been replaced with a panting dog because it&#39;s panting sounds like a helicopter]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/907/237/830/759/942/original/10b1d331bae1fef8.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-07-12T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspjwh2ylvgjg66j7jj4tnh2zsluv0kqjshut3rc6z6v3d0pyy5vjczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsydhprn Your choice!<br/><br/>#SundayFunday #humor #humor #weird #signs<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/884/588/555/329/741/original/4e2b81829ddd2efe.webp"> <br/> 2026-07-08T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs06tj4q8dwf4nvr2ne6ut4ak5zf86pvvyqcfy9suy8d3aawssm7wszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs6nzj8n Buster and his buddy, the Weird Dog Named Ken, enjoy a laugh.<br/><br/>#IKnowItsACow #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #cow #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/880/286/793/428/061/original/ff9980f752463b75.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-07T19:14:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq5gk0azd7zd6l8yvx2zlacdl23ark6x5cnksg3h3dyz0kvjl42hszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsklf0qu Lil&#39;Bo and Savage Dan, about to drop an album.<br/><br/>#caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/861/939/330/415/727/original/b7ff055017ec0227.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-04T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfp585nr5gdalfxs7azkmdl3rl7u5a7qfmlx27hqnjq9j2x0tkctgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsx7yq6z Those quotation marks are doing a lot of heavy lifting. <br/><br/>#punctuation #ItMatters #humour #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/839/290/080/692/621/original/7c261d7bcbb57c2b.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-30T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrp67mcduxaq92hawj5v2walpty3sww6h49nzlkwtlltk22gltuhszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsee3q3a There are two kinds of cat: murder and doofus.<br/><br/>#caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catsodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/822/303/133/229/194/original/156e307021102b5c.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-27T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw0zncr996c68p29rlct5r2up30dmz35g9l82r2y0j3zkks9xj8fczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsk0ygw0 When you&#39;ve Irished up your coffee too much.<br/><br/>#coffee #whisky #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/816/640/825/159/318/original/39eebeb286fb15fd.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-26T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr8je3lz55r3kh83x0ys0448fl3ve0uamm9yanx68qtj8v5k2ghvqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs4tqe9n Weird horse modeling the latest in salad haberdashery. <br/><br/>#IKnowItsADog #horse #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #saladdog<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/799/653/899/670/017/original/f65cbbe1084460de.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-23T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg3mcrk7zpy6hxehej4ptp22lupfrh7j0ftzen72zu9863svrdamgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhskv8jcu Weird horse having a casual Sunday rest, looking fabulous. <br/><br/>#IKnowItsADog #horse #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/788/329/278/297/717/original/7e0b6c7bc55c7987.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-21T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9lggvngskwtny6th3axvnzw9gj5pvrenlfcj65d2c06u323vdv4qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsgy99l0 Salad cat wishes you a very relaxed #caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/782/666/979/163/503/original/8664928f99c42cde.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-20T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdu05rlycnaer5lzd2re73navv2xxxvnzrz8f6l3f8t0egszts29czyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsp8p7lw Meanwhile, in the Jonathan Swift Café <br/><br/>#swift #babyfood #proofreading #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/777/004/637/721/058/original/07c867567d250688.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-19T13:28:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvqydvyxzelpdc6mhjfvqm2twcvz33ws5zghgm0m4skxng57dl3tszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsrkr75u This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.<br/><br/>#swan #beach #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/748/941/246/305/176/original/8df29b22ac7bbb75.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-14T14:32:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsguxkxaqvrkhwa2gja4em5vwxxzyecc6y22tzyy9cpr9wrscdxgjqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhss3t00x Rocket and I wish you a well-caffeinated #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #coffee<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/743/329/788/703/050/original/09d5a18eeb6c88cb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-13T14:46:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdv9x8099huk08twsfayqmx54f3u8fcmwx6eccfyvu3kftx7jfh6szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsstae2a Salad dog hopes you&#39;re all keeping cool and hydrated!<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/731/752/239/722/433/original/382c6d71824349da.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-11T13:41:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs858mv6daxh2lvrzx8gz8af6csd5a46jnfd3aj8a9qqyqm75ntz5gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9n9fvg Oh the joys of staying hydrated on a hot #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/703/399/630/237/198/original/7caa4ee1ae5e9cb1.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-06-06T13:30:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8v0vgzah9hfypnt7ev2u2nlw9md37gjt3nvh8t0yvveluh6c9x9szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhscdze45 &#34;Draw me like one of your French gorillas.&#34;<br/><br/>#weird #signs #humor #humour #titanic<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/692/137/028/338/951/original/91ce226ea86f95b5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-04T13:46:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxat6tfwutx4qyxyk4fwkgxk8zy0eyj4l6vpd4uh6zmdjp8uc9vtczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsvz0z2g Do you have a few moments so we can talk about the good news of #caturday?<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/663/758/444/962/487/original/e1960c6ee50b62dc.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-30T13:28:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs20uy4pvf06ttz9t2zngajp42cgczrfxkzvrnvsfu8c8dhkzlzchszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsne639z And the 2026 Weird Dog Award goes to... <br/><br/>#IKnowItsADeer #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #ungulate<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/658/096/143/467/453/original/7646e35ec988463e.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-29T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2vzjltld462cju3nxcp9y7ljrytp5hf3s0wegv35wvsv9ksan5pczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsrgst7j Weird monkey eating salad. <br/><br/>#IKnowItsACat #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour <br/><br/>[description: a black cat stands on its hind legs and nibbles on a fern]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/646/771/556/850/587/original/652daafdcb88d731.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-27T13:28:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd42v3mt9lgwhdxz6tdxeytqzeen3je0d6xgx6tsesu4ae340uxxgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhskza0zu Best buds staying hydrated on a thirsty #caturday! <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/624/392/495/893/809/original/6f59a1c6a1fab54d.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-23T14:38:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr77ydaaquuh93udsew0aeguu3dagvtm3qj5m4xr0yl06z7nsrc9qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsx23cqy Weekend plans: try to be as happy as this weird dog.<br/><br/>#IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #bear #bears #humor #humour #friday<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/618/724/660/427/160/original/af3f88a25371d27a.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-22T14:36:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrddcqf8pm8c40v7m8pl45rvpsfplx78uwdlaelh4r7yj54ac34kgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjzjvg8 Typical summer vacation in the 70s.<br/><br/>#heatwave #summer #humor #humour #cryptids #70s<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/601/701/884/163/277/original/cea42ef4683504b9.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-19T14:27:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs80gplt9zu25xyy3gujqqzn4krgc8a4g3qs4jphsj9u8juxmccz5qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsq90fh0 Nerd humor apotheosis.<br/><br/>#frodolives #frodo #LOTR #nerd #humour #humor<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/561/901/873/758/448/original/c9663c9dfdcee894.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-12T13:45:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswfjfltlpfc2edgf3hzy5msgltqzjy0frrxtvfe940khhx3qhrhlgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhshete60 When Philip Glass is reincarnated as a golden retriever. (The brightest of all dog breeds.)<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstoton #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/556/407/118/456/162/original/23a7c11c0b70c465.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-11T14:28:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs89564dqmu6vxrzgjg3g4w4aesr6fjxad6a0patlq273ltp3rcpvszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqa7tps 80s cat welcomes you to a non-heinous, most excellent #Caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #80s #eighties<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/544/849/917/896/367/original/31379056b6ef051f.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-09T13:28:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv9ld79ay6em76zv38su2cswk93s0t7pw0far2jfmgtvnl4k4qe8qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhslj3arc The problem with #caturday night is sometimes it&#39;s bath night.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #ridiculous<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/505/461/262/083/454/original/1a50f144f9c17e1b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-02T14:32:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx8cqcare3kjazmlu0pk5gme54u7hxdf85e5ner8z8gl6t30agh2qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsnjqak9 Derpalooza!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/499/903/629/322/287/original/552abb1738abbd30.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-01T14:58:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdmc8jgxhucxn3ehrvk4tq9z9wpm5rf8qvk7gd3tg3k7ksqhtxpdszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsmk2f74 Alligator apotheosis. <br/><br/>#alligator #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/460/133/422/454/061/original/af7936876298b0b3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-24T14:24:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrrm2yahnyhdm3gwymcpszcxlhk7psuz9g882tvftgk2j3lmsdasszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs4eg74p &#34;Easy to devour in one sitting, this tongue-and-cheek account of a BMI-obsessed society is both laughable and cringe-inducing. ... THE FATNESS is a story of socialism gone wrong is set amid a plausible backdrop with witty characters who will steal your heart and, snag your cheeseburger if you&#39;re not careful.&#34; ~IndieReader.com<br/><br/><a href="https://geni.us/TheFatness">https://geni.us/TheFatness</a><br/><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fatness-mark-a-rayner/a1c83e601db73cb2">https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fatness-mark-a-rayner/a1c83e601db73cb2</a><br/><a href="https://books2read.com/u/4X80k5">https://books2read.com/u/4X80k5</a><br/><br/>#humor #humour #fiction #sf #speculativefiction #obesity<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/455/735/874/208/862/original/c0223cc14f77abf5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-23T19:49:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr3ph0cfpwes492s0jfxepan297966lv5exa75jkpsuvzfepsxzhgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsphutq2 Crushed by comfort and ennui.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/454/495/591/937/220/original/7b1cbae3d0d17dcc.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-23T14:30:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvd6r3jwkwvjeyfvjclhjewfg7ujasuf80lysgnnlkg4ktglrngdgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs2f9wy9 Weird otters<br/><br/>#IKnowTheyAreDogs #dogs #dog #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #otter #otters<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/448/525/953/722/479/original/7b71a58ba3d10bbf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-22T13:12:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg8r3kklayu74he2fqd3l5e5mqqhkupevmyr4psx85ywc0yzdnekqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsu22ann Have a derpy Sunday!<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #derp #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/431/683/848/026/064/original/d98d558af1316556.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-19T13:49:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq4vt54ftynhnkn6pt0hr599s4pd8wcdj8459rxt2u2gqdc5z68mszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhstcausn Behold, the Floofmeister! <br/><br/>#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/426/094/031/709/939/original/45ce56e406edb194.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-18T14:07:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvh7q6e47tzrr0v44gy52l8fd94fac004vge9ywm3p9qugmdswlyszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsje3y56 &#34;Is this thing on?&#34; [sound on!]<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/414/864/662/879/198/original/68a6569f1ce1347f.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-16T14:31:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfleagrl24p07uc2t9pkyy2ykzd4uep63cedvuyuvnsghv9lvt9kgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsy7mu2t Mittens charging ....<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/409/138/200/629/808/original/2450bee645c7fd33.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-15T14:16:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr47l28xne0ewpy7x2wf5l7gmv32qhl6zkzrvw4egqh4jvuljf3fqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqyea86 Getting comfortable for another #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/386/512/698/017/883/original/36ad01405dd9021f.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-11T14:22:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8jssa5p2vznd0cnt8qh294j0h8ymmly0y3cspzskynjjzn8qpk4gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsj7ca7y If Sisyphus was a duck.<br/><br/>#duck #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><br/>[Description: a large flat rock, around which a duck attempts to catch a border collie, which is having the time of its life.]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/374/805/886/125/232/original/a20e0c9736805afe.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-09T12:43:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0dndu3jmfrlwyw5ld2m3nsqurk4q42qeylm2tgczx983uet8wcsgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsffda7w When it&#39;s Easter weekend, and you want your cat to murder you. <br/><br/>#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #easter<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/346/720/580/891/275/original/e2d8f1b90a2d64c9.png"> <br/> 2026-04-04T13:42:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfzv8zhqu6w06l0222ewn5rc6ucj69wsznp7qy504w28wxgs03ztszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjczlk2 I dunno, I might just leave that box alone.<br/><br/>Here&#39;s hoping you have a danger-free Tuesday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #castodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #deathbox<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/324/216/793/096/001/original/6bb40419050269f2.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-31T14:18:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspf2cwq8xqhqz2t896s6thxjxwrs27r62jhcpgrd0uc4wstnmd45qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsu9l69u Welcome to Wolfermelon Sunday.<br/><br/>#wolf #melon #wolfermelon #sunday #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/312/988/006/936/339/original/dff38343db63fc6b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-29T14:43:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyhrmm0rv2hpaxndkftur24mtemujxt7jjef96krjawmq4j3yxxsszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs4zvkvx Mendacity! There are no bad cats, especially on #caturday.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/307/032/897/868/298/original/44115c0b62b4c9a1.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-28T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp7y4xx8xdmcyaefgq0pkn9ef8f7w6t7fd9gef0mrrzhj7j7hn0cszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsv2x3w5 I have the same astonishment that it&#39;s Monday again.<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #monday #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/278/919/303/588/078/original/590168fc5ac4d3f4.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-23T14:19:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw5gc5twtfp0z4402e4mqdhn5reu8j2fcf9qcznygvvv27tun3v4szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhshr9zrd Happy second day of spring! (And blep.)<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #spring #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/273/391/896/743/809/original/643ac60425f344a7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-22T14:54:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspwzn68z9yqndssq366cr8czhf2z8nsrcu7058e0xewwms5amqdmszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs26jppp Is this a mlem or a blep #caturday?<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/267/396/722/019/138/original/743b119112ffcca3.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-21T13:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstvz6lu6zgpapz679llnjp5a02mez66t5spspwfa4z79xklznwu6gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhslm5hds Happy St. Patrick&#39;s Day! <br/><br/>#stpatrick #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/244/747/531/945/622/original/b467127215732cd0.png"> <br/> 2026-03-17T13:28:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst3527skvay66kwkjvvyzgfr279f4fmwqfcsz53xdysa3zjpc9kgszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhst9s4mn Beware the Ides!<br/><br/>#caesar #idesofmarch #humor #humour #tumblr<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/233/656/289/341/310/original/77b96e6e894e901f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-15T14:28:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdsshuvlc5sqpa89h39pa32sglftaup3ygfwkjx8y7ac7lv6sg8jszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqvwpy5 #caturday plans<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cuteoverload<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/228/124/022/844/361/original/3d43ecd28264d0f7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-14T15:01:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqazdz48kv0tnntk6maaffmzqk9g77wc6ln5jgg2tc27ckq839xhczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs8fzdq8 Okay, it&#39;s official. There WILL be a sequel (and a third book) in the Tundraverse. <br/><br/>The sequel, Beta Max of course, is ready for the proofreader! <br/><br/>You can get the first book of the trilogy on Amazon:<br/><a href="https://geni.us/AlphaMax">https://geni.us/AlphaMax</a><br/>Books2read: <a href="https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY">https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY</a><br/>And wherever you buy books online!<br/><br/>#tundraverse #alphamax #betamax #SFF #humor #humour #philosophy<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/212/242/385/638/359/original/de0a3d961d6a9037.png"> <br/> 2026-03-11T19:43:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsweec8m08whtmldxhcg0ryakv4jwmfk6krpfvx20m4dezkvcl97eczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsesw67w Colonel Kiki training his crack legion of search and destroy otters.<br/><br/>#primate #orangutan #otter #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/210/952/935/491/006/original/0a4283d0b5fe3551.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-11T14:14:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswgefxxkc0zncsytnc4tjj4hx3e7dhh3dn280ncjh3f05g9f268jczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs5v3gsn Mission control: &#34;You&#39;re a GO for #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #maybeAI<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/188/581/065/567/063/original/8126777fa4246015.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-07T15:25:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspcetqkutqk6p0r7at6zrcs7cr869yyf0pqmdey9lxszkwjryl8sszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9tma0j Weekend plans.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/182/499/516/763/846/original/69619c34565ea5c2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-06T13:38:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf756zn2033dla3d79l4p7d3vlwdzthlyn6293gcpspwhlk2pkjsqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhslqzg02 Yes, but what if the Battle of Hastings was fought in the 100 Acre Woods?<br/><br/>#winniethepooh #hastings #history #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/176/892/403/840/518/original/13e74cb673cf0020.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-05T13:53:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyneztuka2n56hy7lhqzzu99jjxhfnf25dstt0xrpmp7pcknwe0xqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhshtj6r6 Current mood.<br/><br/>#animals #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/126/074/912/693/050/original/83485a071bade125.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-24T14:28:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswqcqse0yd6c0x4np8kacdjhjfpr7klraucrun8ee7s3mfls0c5lczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjg4huh Perhaps there are other factors at play? <br/><br/>#graphicdesign #typography #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/075/114/074/450/986/original/24f40d9113a5a869.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-15T14:28:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvjc9aktshm57ywq54vua7w9s932cj8k53ylhpyht29q74qqflhtqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhswqwweu &#34;Now do Salieri.&#34;<br/><br/>#Mozart #Salieri #humor #humour #cat #catstodon #cats #catsofmastodon<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/052/409/932/080/919/original/67343cc7cd40fae6.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-11T14:15:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0afcs5444atjaww2u0ntpx3gaqyfg3gdhl0gr25xa2yx966q33qgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsk95tnf Seriously, lads, it has been uncool since BEFORE the middle ages.<br/><br/>#vintage #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/041/074/426/508/915/original/ae1aaed99f52395a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-09T14:12:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5g3fzpwfrnpm3yal02c8vflq84zlrawhlx3xx2gxceag6w7amuszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhselk6ar Warning: it&#39;s #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/029/830/238/987/304/original/7eb7db3c037e14f4.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-07T14:33:05Z