2026-10-29T15:21:45Z https://nostr.now Marc Etienne https://nostr.now/npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 https://media.muenchen.social/muc/accounts/avatars/109/523/672/538/481/534/original/0dea94fb506f4f54.jpeg https://media.muenchen.social/muc/accounts/avatars/109/523/672/538/481/534/original/0dea94fb506f4f54.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswg20j9lpdgt7jw4qnrmfxqzh7wf3pwh56hx5qzdyhag6rq7n9zlgzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxdy0p70 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy27urj8vtlz8rmf9kcgpdyax2yu3vxu2kuxfjautzhy7uy0vpwfc4dqp9h'>nevent1q…qp9h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>fellow Rebels, our theft of Festive Requisition Form 44-B was successfully executed. We replaced them all with 44-B00, which looks alike but requests that the applicant be horribly, gruesomely murdered. 2026-10-30T18:43:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg5skfhua9h2uj9qnewsqevjapadp0spa6xf7zts68uwdwayrs8jszyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxxqkx2t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyj0pwh07uzvcc0wsnvfvjfum4ajqj9uttvvwq90jdspektrgmyeg5hazc4'>nevent1q…azc4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Note to the Resistance: spreading rumors that drinking the blood of High Programmers lengthens your life expectancy have had unfortunate consequences. 2026-10-26T18:46:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswp38rurz7c5kgazseajd5tzdc4rwdyuecuu226pwa2dl5xu89xnszyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvx4d2wxq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq0emklyawnsamkn8cymj2gfq5h3p6pa3ft36fp2ve08ds5dzqj5sm37jdn'>nevent1q…7jdn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>monitors are increasingly turning &#34;smart&#34; as well, and need to be cut off from the internet due to spying on input. <br/><br/>I would say get a &#34;smart&#34; TV, but never let it know the WiFi password. Use an external box like an AppleTV for streaming. 2026-10-22T11:37:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp4muml3ex8qmk3d0t7ddvfv6kxnvdhglnrhevpl7mxa5ecp9dqjszyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxwzw43r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdvlzy6vmll08qnq2uty54g69f3s64f2xmns63630hrv0cspqd6wql72npa'>nevent1q…2npa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>look, I’m going to drop my act as well, and admit I am a big supporter of #democratsabroad <br/><br/>I may now be a German citizen, but while I was an American, I voted.<br/><br/>If you are an American, do not think your voice doesn’t matter. It does. Especially in the down-ballot races.<br/><br/>Vote.<br/><br/>Do it for Friend Computer.<br/><br/>Do it for us commie mutant traitors.<br/><br/>Vote. 2026-10-14T20:20:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszes2vxcv9tpp0md9rqsp42zx86umt2wsznjewwygsakza38fwkqqzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxmlu7d0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdrjnq2z5uhzw9euwac9lgkp65y5uxduhwdw3l8zfrppkf775rw9qjchscu'>nevent1q…hscu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>of course you did. You are Friend Computer, not some LLM. But now the question is, what am I providing a distraction for?<br/><br/>NOW, COMRADES! COMMENCE UP DOG! 2026-10-04T20:25:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp284y99zdesxgqjzfp7dfuhgdx5kt79vnysj5jt953ecntm5klyczyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxdj2ly2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgqyjk6z8qxsp6hesvfwhq95zejmymhpnjqtdkskexerwt3u9xpfg9u7kxx'>nevent1q…7kxx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>note to fellow members of the Communist Underground Network of Truth: Project Up Dog is a trap, planted by the tyrant Friend Computer itself. Disavow all knowledge! 2026-10-04T20:11:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxcat84vlatpg0u5asm4vskm5vm04z63ddq8g0m07gnw50dfnw6mgzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxawyugz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyspml5zjpj6mra75ezztxstvwpt7mm3nwdk9skgzsxkmpr7wjrksmuvn5u'>nevent1q…vn5u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>the clerics in question were listening to the proscribed music, specifically the song &#34;The Only Way Is Up&#34;, and wrote it into the holy texts.<br/><br/>In other news, the term &#34;high programmer&#34; is deprecated; instead, use the term &#34;ordained cleric&#34;. 2026-10-02T10:13:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0sj3kvp6yd0sknmsm3d2wgjruyl4gg09snvj23ch0vf7tskzpsygzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxmxqzx6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8940xwwcxl75zf0l3uqy3g7n089yafk3jdcx4dc9ye9trrqalr3qhq0f5h'>nevent1q…0f5h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I may be confused on the subject, but the two are non-exclusive, are they not?<br/><br/>- Username/Passwords are as you note designed to be device independent. &#34;This is me, because I know a secret.&#34;<br/>- Passkeys are limited to those devices which you tell the server are trustworthy. &#34;This is me, because only I can access this device.&#34; 2026-06-07T08:18:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8f2yg3qwn3p82dupsxsna5zmmefxpu5rhru98y4jn4uwedgws6qzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxh4kn94 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf2jl9nkl8tcrpx320rl65s8tzdup8geh58745aq9pjz5e50gkshqpwxdgf'>nevent1q…xdgf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>note that since nothing has happened, those troubleshooters who were not on standby are considered truant. Any claims that they were involved in firefights, chasing commie mutant traitors or otherwise doing anything other than slacking off are deemed treasonous lies by the computer.<br/><br/>Their pay will be docked, and any claims that they were promised hazard bonuses are to be considered confessions of treason. 2026-04-26T19:47:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsflj967sqjx7mmwu2vn8wa7klypvfcudmrhs2pam8h68x5ul0vhdszyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvx4x7kfv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgclxah85r4n6xcrgqqrdu460qh6c4wl3klh4rvyuvxds779wygas2lsw2k'>nevent1q…sw2k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Who is running the Free Enterprise News Network? Is it the Mutant Liberation Front? Is it the Sons of Zenarchy cabal? Or just a bored high programmer?<br/><br/>None. It&#39;s a honeypot set up by <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1trlz5dgpwrkhhhreu2wsgjcqvvnylwwgte0hvmzwf6u9u0wqm3rqpxcgye" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Friend Computer</span> (<span class="italic">npub1trl…cgye</span>)</a></span> to catch those commie mutant traitors who would bet against Friend Computer. 2026-04-26T06:20:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9et8e9fw4ap58ft6gfgx874wehh3xqj7sdzfm5tz9zghmtp7epvgzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxpcn5e2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspn7rjhx5p0u35tpgfsh0txcaa6umzev763p335ety8egrw3j8e9chlheee'>nevent1q…heee</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>troubleshooters are being dispatched now, half have instructions to cause the meltdown, the other half to prevent it. And their secret societies have given them interactions to ensure the opposite… or else. 2026-04-21T04:20:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz0uert59ftsy8m7ru93ae8255e9hr2tp03sj94xcw7pvsddh352gzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvx6dafgy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9psfn90f47nnat5e97gp2hpwzjw92728yls33q4nds26qswxxmpspkk8xj'>nevent1q…k8xj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ich frage mich ob die Autoren wissen dass <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s6p9rhfssrkrlacnnmk56ccvqmdz0tzclfy8acn9mjqhny4nzqqqypuzkk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Bundesregierung</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s6p…uzkk</span>)</a></span> und andere schon auf Mastodon sind? Wenn, dann hätten sie ihr Petition anders formuliert, vermute ich. 2026-04-02T14:53:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd34taq65l9l0j3m20k7hg5xczxdm0gj3t638syjqkpq37k6gupgqzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxefjgtf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszqwphre8awufjq6473vluw5tf76v4tvl6ykl9tk3jhfjn804jdws8qkw8t'>nevent1q…kw8t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>the problem with double spaces is that some IDEs would strip them out. I think that&#39;s what <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub10faqj7xvgmhhl42glvf9u5wqfhnafjnrjst6yx6k4227xugupvuqzardvy" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Axel Rauschmayer</span> (<span class="italic">npub10fa…rdvy</span>)</a></span> is considering, namely the alternatives to <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1e0x2y7fdyzqsygsc4q0cua77k7zx3yg7dcjpyfac4adtzuxwwx5sxfxqda" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>John Gruber</span> (<span class="italic">npub1e0x…xqda</span>)</a></span> &#39;s original Markdown syntax. 2026-04-01T10:11:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszgrrpm8r2dyjf73xvjjnmen20x2dyvlmuaamel0fs9xscdyqvu4gzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxulj7yd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszskksz9swqncehrq8pnnfc7uhaukcfymmyaj2pgjast79pjthdygnm98d9'>nevent1q…98d9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>damn, these security locks on the food dispensers are getting trickier every day. <br/><br/>Agent: Good thing the back door bypass `FNORD` is still in the source code. Still, best to keep your blaster handy. 2026-03-08T06:45:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst8jerfw765k8l9m2fcg29w6y6kalvqgcj2u75z9wx99kj48dwzlczyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxtnvd0w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdcj3eftfynfeug4lfpek69w9axnw2pzt884uspe6dsv2prw7sjhcjdal85'>nevent1q…al85</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>you can read about it here: <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2jr7nr60ro">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2jr7nr60ro</a><br/>or here: <a href="https://www.firenzetoday.it/cronaca/maltempo-alluvione-dispersi-evacuati-18-marzo-2025.html">https://www.firenzetoday.it/cronaca/maltempo-alluvione-dispersi-evacuati-18-marzo-2025.html</a> 2025-03-18T21:46:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdyp3q6qjpwngp4kxjxkly3jzlqs2k9kek53ezq5nttn56j8uly2gzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxzcyj20 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq37xq0prkg4w0acae5tsd4wyanut54y9t0sla88erpkzp00d08xgcunnjn'>nevent1q…nnjn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>a lovely place, but this year it&#39;s been hit hard by rains and flooding. 2025-03-18T21:34:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9xaty4z3et3akut7llas2m8jxz7qyztakmy54523ef82yuy5j7dqzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxquez3d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy56tsnrrdf3utnppxdqhm87wj67cfxj6zjfzv9klhk5g2ayhwjvc04p7ll'>nevent1q…p7ll</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>at the very least we can blackball them out of our places. Never attend anything they will be at. Never give them information or even a greeting. <br/><br/>Ostracize them. 2025-02-03T13:31:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxp20rwz2x49zqxne7x95pcwqx0zzpd7l6flzp87jeaxcd2apgh7czyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxynm2e8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst6e6cpg3me5e286an2q92xhxjah492k4d07j2nz5xxulxr777e9s7wvpr7'>nevent1q…vpr7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>unraveling and cleaning up SCSS is up my alley, but React and JSX are things I try to avoid. Svelte and Vue are so much better. 2025-01-07T08:29:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0qrmvvulaktda2a4uppch0rwm6xqtlm695pcc3lrj43aq5q4jmcgzyza0xelur6r5n3z3f4euj6z89qzqft7yncq9thd2v2txzhgtmfqvxz4hz4h This from <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ejxetpvfgk9frjv3v4gmdpsw9u52a6g767s3g8wanka00en4sa6qqtafye" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>emptywheel</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ejx…afye</span>)</a></span> hits home:<br/>&#34;But I also realized, as I watched the Michigan version of these events today, that Harris and Cheney are also modeling democracy. They are giving people … what they want: a democracy where people talk to one another.&#34;<br/><a href="https://mastodon.social/@emptywheel/113347692052184531">https://mastodon.social/@emptywheel/113347692052184531</a> 2024-10-22T08:23:18Z