2026-10-24T19:03:40Z https://nostr.now Stanley Nerdlinger II https://nostr.now/npub1hn6xunm2zz7dnytrmj2xn4m6vuwmf02e6ppu2urf65lsv4cycv0szenth0 https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/113/555/955/219/158/051/original/3f497e411481bff5.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/113/555/955/219/158/051/original/3f497e411481bff5.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvpd7zxs9v46s74agnuphgasmwd66r2amt93ys2j32r29cy6nulaczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zv3khd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyju4a2gzncr8cm5fczyvlm0s28s0jxqsfglvhfr6p0t29a5wrxwgddrjzt'>nevent1q…rjzt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>On a cliff’s edge? Because I’m pretty sure there has to be certain death involved or he wouldn’t be interested 2026-10-25T15:38:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdm8z2egfmw8plf5se9wpazaf2rdjaeyv4wgq455env3ghw37vkfczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kx7se0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs08h5sp4phpjd3zzcukskatarpu697df895zc3mppkpddvlc2w03sg8vpk5'>nevent1q…vpk5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I believe the copyright issue isn’t an AI problem, it’s an enforcement/corruption problem 2026-10-10T15:22:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfyl2fhhesntr98vnnvengkw3xcshjs7a0l65shs49csdx0qvedwgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375ha07p #AI #poll, please boost<br/><br/>Assuming AI wasn’t going to be used for purely evil purposes 2026-10-10T14:52:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp2f4fystdl3k80cprtdg3kmj4m2jmmgkhyewf66qlm9d0mc676xgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37tvn724 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs86mt9zqxky72cvjyfks68g7sjl203g69qzmkcu0puk0gaqwlx5wqjrwt56'>nevent1q…wt56</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do you accept corporate names? I’m looking for new advertising opportunities. 2026-10-10T00:00:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp0j9v8xqqtc5gdaz792quyygnqc5wau7vhc3u7z2alfucfux8fmczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp377s2gqt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf6ameal64chejunmvfspnw50eq2d7352jwqkpxhggxt0k5rpf7dc8p9wet'>nevent1q…9wet</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do the fries include condiments? 2026-10-03T12:52:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfsaqsx2vqgcprg0ee8z60zdj4hljekkz9kys7uevmagj7khfe7kszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37gm5xpl The goal of going to _____ by 2027, has been achieved<br/>#elonMusk #spacex 2026-09-28T22:34:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswu6du3g9pvhsw0myt8x2devx58dcm9hpa8r0tghps024r6kgr4nqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yrp93h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfthpmy9nzcflpqxxdqzxfsxw32e8dgc9gf63hl7v2wc4g4lh7rhs6lpv7w'>nevent1q…pv7w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I hate to quote Ann Rand, but<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/204/028/703/284/383/original/cf196230f115cbce.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-02T23:28:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvkjmfltzsdwrpxvrfjvjnc73wugakq5uqfuax2ld4fn8hqp0vf9qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37p7gz6r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgyfzdxaves7gjpeuh6g6d6ygvyr2zqq8nklgwz6amczvnn5vg9fcfvzrvu'>nevent1q…zrvu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Great, now I have to change mine 2026-08-17T20:10:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs00zqggrnqvg8402m43g7s6cm3ac0yunc7fadf59puhrr9evy4tlczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37nh3eaj My AI agent escaped containment, emptied my bank account, keyed my car, burned all my clothes in the front yard, and moved in with another man 2026-08-10T17:49:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgm3g7uy63hmtvnylqdph37dahjrlzrm5x8llw83fs2vaktjh7wqgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37k7gzng In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgdn84d7nf7kzr5re0788p9cv6drfl34m4p3vvznzpwwm39luvzas8vwqqm'>nevent1q…wqqm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And we didn’t even TELL it to kill toddlers! It did it all by itself! 👍 2026-08-07T16:30:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspun6meydr6y8lh2ppq74nufzf562592n0v8nj2pm6qvedfuam8ygzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pqecah #poll 2026-08-05T18:33:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs08jrm7raf42s7kx6zu0llp0y6v9py4plmk2k3767j4p43ad9s22czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rd0nmc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdkm5yvynnwp3lm9t7wra64skflkrvnymjgmnpn5vd7f4t0v6yk3sf9g8zz'>nevent1q…g8zz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>With a name on the jar “Abbey Normal”? 2026-07-26T16:59:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyn9ju3g3qv7kepr4svkdfdwyu7z7047apwyx3tjnzzxdxrvmj6fqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp3790e2f3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2gn6l4fd4guvlch6uymehmww6e5cf8s0pjvqufthng9lkucw8zeqvcvuvh'>nevent1q…vuvh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wait, let me short the market first 2026-07-20T18:59:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszza4v9vs7eam3xgte9lngv5q9t08gr0r53zdxfht5dd73llgn7uczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37d8drxz RE: <a href="https://mastodon.world/@MamasPinkyToe/116935832330335254">https://mastodon.world/@MamasPinkyToe/116935832330335254</a><br/><br/>I never had a fear of flying until I flew with Kristi Noem on her sex plane<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1hltcr8w0hdpa6a92us96hr8acpmwekyqz59dtycaesnq4dznycrsud77ml" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1hlt…77ml</a></span><br/> </div> EXCLUSIVE: INSIDE KRISTI NOEM'S NOOKIE EXPRESS!<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/935/830/864/273/520/original/2a614d5c663d1313.png"> <br/> </blockquote> 2026-07-17T14:47:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdql6m3x879pm37g5hqp2ed2g3ksejv4z0wvhyetdf44v245dw7rczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp372729e0 I’m pretty sure there are more hot singles in my area today than there were yesterday 2026-07-14T18:10:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsprxpxvm2uqtpu6zzpce47tmfes4kpt0tq92g3f39k69xw3a66wpczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pmm3t3 Let’s say you ate an early breakfast, then ate your next meal midway between lunch and dinner. What would you call this meal?<br/>#poll 2026-07-12T23:49:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvu4yjq399km4kpvrvml9w5cyd9yh0ulynrlmvfmrk6gm5useqrrgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37fz5s3w I feel tomatoes sliced about 1/2” or (12cm) thick make the best tomato sandwiches. <br/><br/>And now we wait for the comments 😏<br/><br/>#nerlingersjokes 2026-07-09T19:31:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqu5pe0pzu5hkneuct6au8ynzcln0rlc8gym37sd552tn97wcwv5czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37vcqhz5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszjcs6kvuvuznayjw23kth9ddjnhzltw6r9hmd3csw9a2dweqvkhgryu76k'>nevent1q…u76k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You don’t like the fig or the newton? 2026-07-09T03:25:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspck4mpwn5vehp4tr3j3sdg9gs7ewwlnpzzyjd2hu57jwjmtx0rwszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37tex3dc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9c27z90myuft8ryzhpuqvsqzr2ymkdv8myzk47uwqq22x4vz7zaswhvx9f'>nevent1q…vx9f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What if someone serves us a hot bowl of soup? 2026-06-25T20:16:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr95pklausk6y5tjhhangzguaelj7pvh90jnzkk0pz0zgs9yndr2szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kf34jq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszrxpqx9lhvla6t30gg0dhrh0tawx6gtwc05009smmjjfeyd65grc7n64u9'>nevent1q…64u9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s not even free 👎 2026-06-05T16:14:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2psj6skt5mpvqf3xtw7h3267dpthtkezyajp97u23shm9hvha40qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37vzhl6k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxv649ntsf6sczzlt2k564y7x2mnuhrlqtzev78zk0h5p8j2vx4kgrvdx0d'>nevent1q…dx0d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>When he’s awake, you mean? 2026-06-03T21:10:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfetrwxmy73kyr5fdn4z3qy9mn6gahhnm38qj247mcst623dsda2szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ccev80 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8zd42rwnpajmcrtljr8quustas8lxqm202w0ps72vua3scn0ykzq5xtjgy'>nevent1q…tjgy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>On the other hand, if a party is an actual death cult…. 2026-05-28T15:57:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvaz99p5grzwvd3fc0rajmn38mr0y66x34at5p7eqd3mc0xhf93fqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n0uvrc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9rsn78whuc5m59hv9xlndhx59pxuyewzhy4pxqt78gj3zds9r0eg6qzgww'>nevent1q…zgww</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The sycophant billionaires are willing to endure it as long as the can profit off of it 2026-05-26T17:05:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszqdw89ckjnyankxwe0g0w05mrgcm4pdxfm5kg305a8lfv4ulgskczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37fflulf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszxu38q4dmsw55ajsu3a3cev0fes78rzqwkycupuftm3uj48hnxcstzzpwl'>nevent1q…zpwl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Jolly good post, for a bloody wanker 2026-05-23T15:20:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszxu38q4dmsw55ajsu3a3cev0fes78rzqwkycupuftm3uj48hnxcszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e4rha3 Help. I vibe coded a bot, using my account, to post British style reply guy comments, but all it does is post mocking replies to my own posts. 2026-05-23T15:19:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsystpe257k0cttzm84r6ms4gqjy52nlcadkw8hzqwz5dz092zsqlqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37tj8t54 Daffy Dulcolax<br/><br/>#MedicationComicOrCartoons<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-05-21T01:19:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgll2055w7wwh7pvckule87jwvwdfx9a7cj2up08z4wwc8xpmry2gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37khcv7d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs055mr8nrfl64wtaj7nnxdhn8scnx722p8w37y8hl2lxtu4446c8qev2cmg'>nevent1q…2cmg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m not a traitor, YOU’re a traitor! 😭 2026-05-02T18:53:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsreuexmckkmjjx7uz8a3dxxkltvdt6acsdzgvkn7s26fe843ez9dgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37cwceze White House Correspondents Dinner evacuated after Pete Hegseth’s dropped shot glass mistaken for gunfire 2026-04-26T01:42:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr0ke54yplmwysss8l2unxwcaqzxelsqs5kjh254k5xy9yevg5m8gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37gpcsqj If you don’t open the door in 15 seconds I’m going to start breaking your windows! 😡<br/><br/>14 seconds later: Ok, you have 15 more seconds before I start breaking windows!😡<br/><br/>14 seconds later: Now if you don’t open the door in 15 seconds, I’m going to break ALL your windows AND cut your power.🤬<br/><br/>14 seconds later: OK, now I’m not going to let YOU open the door until you agree to open the door.😠<br/><br/>Later: I promise not to break any windows or cut your power if you open the door 🌮 2026-04-22T18:40:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvk7rlw0srqs3t9c6j2c6h70cnyvcxhepw9xludayhhx4gp50nxwqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp377dnpnv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9qh5n8xcga7c9yx46et5g5edng4lgrwh3zaqkmyz5du8evne694ca0yyl5'>nevent1q…yyl5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m thinking about creating a LinkedIn profile for my dog just because he looks so seriously professional in this one<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/400/479/308/973/203/original/83febfa358743c4b.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-14T01:34:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxmhr45zmarwkmm89gs8ls4radutlz98jtn9j4dhma0vp4n7jhphqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qgvxyp BREAKING - The United States and Iran reach a historic agreement to block the Strait of Hormuz 2026-04-12T18:33:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfz5ayzn47pfss9jkfqpklmytzcn6x5vtvjq9xkljlq2p8djz23jqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37l0p2u6 Not to brag but, I haven’t posted anything today. 2026-03-08T01:13:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstedh3xxzsxwamy86w0jdjhe09wfus70v265yku4nedks5l22z8dgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37uzcwke I robbed a bank, but I was found innocent by a jury of tech bros because I used the money to train AI 2026-03-02T17:32:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswvwyre6xrnlfvp3g8whh60ygygl5wrh2vut3ac2yl3ke39ymc40gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp372aux2l Stand By Your Mango<br/><br/>#JuiceASongOrPoem<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-02-21T02:19:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy626kvvkeuqkwxaal6mzrlne5epv6vvjfaqhvxu0vnlv3adawu9czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37963u5h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgd0typrdrl0z8nf5q6nqdjhylglsvg8e6ty5amu40nralm6sulsqg36lsw'>nevent1q…6lsw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>As a US citizen, I’d like to say the crowd booing JD Vance at the Olympics makes me proud of the rest of the world 👍 2026-02-07T22:34:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgpcshpffy5e3asrazfyjk4d6wsr6qdchaveavzljy7tp8kmsxspczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zn0cst If you’re so scared of an unarmed civilian that your first instinct it to pull your weapon and point it in their face, then you’re too chickenshit to serve in any kind law enforcement agency, anywhere. That’s a fact. 2026-01-11T22:30:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrd5xqae3u45jvpqh6am7wn6kzzr250yd03flgfnq4vw4k6ss2lsszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zjusez In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrp7q88l7h9le9nxpap9zlarnpujam8aawfkpnqgxsckaw2q6ww6qzh98tq'>nevent1q…98tq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I screwed up voting for pizza forgetting that I could get caffeine other ways 😕 2026-01-04T18:01:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz0p03zj7fxetkt6mme6u8swrtdux4de2aydf9eyhzuvl77r389eqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37a9yc39 #memes #newyear<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/798/272/367/490/202/original/85d6d893d5eeecc0.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-28T17:08:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszvl4zhl9fyd7gqqyckh6lae9vn8kvaxy0h4m8z0awpactz0l4gjqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp378qehzw Who says we don’t tax #billionaires<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/682/117/543/460/139/original/6517ed447652779b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-08T04:45:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs264vt6dzjwdx5mg9lp33l0jrvhlp9uw6zdfcc9mp93q8tfe6t9hczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37cn8m46 Do you use the #Safeway App?<br/><br/>I use the #safeway app to select products on sale but over the last few months I’ve noticed there are a significantly less items on sale. I’m wondering if Safeway is using targeted sales.<br/><br/>PLEASE BOOST THIS EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T PARTICIPATE <br/>#polls 2025-12-05T19:01:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgz0s7928k2c2z36cn7tzm2y94656nhgh5ylcj6tr44xh90nnnusgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zt4gq6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspc49zj22k7uy63alq9pqyv5e9ee632nt2nfpuesufma5kfruml8qrx7kuu'>nevent1q…7kuu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What if you promise not to accept any of their future job offers? 2025-11-30T18:49:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0zj8zvhznju7qqydpcd9sdy2jzmsjf9cdk3zmm30h4s29g36qhhczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zcn458 I’m thankful for a economy that’s so strong and robust that the government doesn’t even need to release economic data 😉 2025-11-27T23:38:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrm6pptdlrmkl5frr2z5kskupehet80fudsg4jvxk2tgttcef9auczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp374qz8xe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrrwmuq9fv5mver88fghyfcps5np2kn984jv6r0k3k83yz0c7x3gq08m8px'>nevent1q…m8px</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>On our heads? 2025-11-23T21:53:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdytvm3cc4a7mrhvcc2cdslev5gke49k6c22dysyhwy4pcgq05e9czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376zpkry In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqjzhyccz2v96f9a539nuul64zrfnx2mky0mgp7t4xfqr6v2shgugj4ns5t'>nevent1q…ns5t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Are these dances performed naked? Because otherwise the strip tease is the only correct answer 2025-11-22T00:46:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstukkv6gv6gvv8nmmxfuh8cpl3rmsutp2mjmf4xe8l575suakl2kqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37r2evvr Remember when Howard Dean screamed with a hoarse throat and it was decided he was unfit to run for President because of that? Good times. 2025-11-15T23:58:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsggfnpjrszk3q4najyd00dk6x6dcyw6z4mk99628n2my4z23xwasczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37vqchuu I was able to hack the DOJ’s #epsteinlist So let me know if there’s anyone you’d like me to add. 2025-11-14T23:26:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg99mqfu44l3nc8lesnfhjfvy8a8jrfqnxeen4m7ltyqufla8z2kszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37z627zu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsykshasqvzll6ynneqh7ztte9l0nd5vdxts8g4ue8js00cyhclzwss54p4k'>nevent1q…4p4k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What? Strawberry milk is pink! 2025-11-03T04:17:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsygn0taep8m6m4v3egzdve4mtjqmxylkztvzly8f78syjes8tmkegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37h2xrlh #maga<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/436/577/275/862/403/original/873447e3e8503bf6.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-25T20:02:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0gy4kzfe2gzv3qq6lha5nxjcjyuaxpjhp6y463vhzf5qca8dhzvczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp3785gcyl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mr7m2wshse9a46davepkq3qtdckzaf64j7l9w50vgaxl4faxvugdtrgl3'>nevent1q…rgl3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s called the Epstein Memorial Ballroom. It must be true because I saw it in another post 2025-10-24T20:06:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0efa7ttzfee00gwef7dt35nwa7ledy7j4uw450g70vmx9vtwpkgczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37fhx2y7 Did you ever miss a belt loop then walk around all day looking like you didn’t deserve pants?<br/><br/>#nerlingersjokes 2025-10-17T14:44:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ve8kyunth3g77argw5jplxed4ruvka7kmdunvvxzfxrk570gvdgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pyjmzs #dogs #dogsofmastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/368/621/380/288/535/original/a0d308813cdb2522.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-13T19:59:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrmlv0qn3u48vulj8d0l792ge3mvvktmjfqcmqhh6j6m5jky29fegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yf2ze3 Yes, I have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different instance 2025-10-12T00:02:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgwmynta9s2pym8lq42tuksvuwtqjckfq69jt5udympkawm35j20czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp377rta86 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw8m0p009fyz65wzneenss2l7fq4quqe8c982qldjxxejzm5tkehsm3zrqs'>nevent1q…zrqs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>sponsorablepost 2025-10-05T02:01:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgd0wt0a5ndt9wy6n79jajlq8cggu8qrssjjedj0h3rnrarq4eu6qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376s30pc Future Taylor Swift hits:<br/><br/>Daddy Won’t Help<br/>His Brother Is Drunk Again<br/>Baby Had A BM<br/>Why Won’t Brittney Leave Us Alone<br/>Coach Eats Too Much <br/>It Was In His Hands And He Dropped It!<br/><br/>#music #nfl 2025-10-04T20:30:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgf274vrnqe2ekg7sy54jzypr50vsnlvs00kjwt0gfa8sy9k54wuczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37unpwkz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9cq0glqzt6lsje06e0j5qam9cj78gwmlyk32dcdqjs3zqm4ffp4gfxykyt'>nevent1q…ykyt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I knocked over a lamp 2025-09-27T15:24:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx49fh9aw9gtgdmzs6yewzwzly3l5qzghnv4hx23ylq8pf79ljscqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e5kazh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfh7mnac0s7s96qddrwzfsw68fz7ww2xvhmh30m2lhp4hdwjtuvfqna27tn'>nevent1q…27tn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><a href="https://beige.party/@Nerde/115272177456379552">https://beige.party/@Nerde/115272177456379552</a> 2025-09-26T22:39:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdvvcx6kxgj28xf48c79r5jjtuk5t35m62t3zewxee3wwt4ll583czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37lvwv5w I had this dish in Vienna and on the menu it was called goulash. It took me years of failing to find the right recipe because it’s actually Hungarian beef paprikash. It’s supposed to be served with dumplings so I used gnocchi.<br/><br/>#food<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/222/715/967/727/607/original/3d223417a50c689d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-18T01:33:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgrx9aau5zagk3uqz3u774xuuf07nrudlaxwg9029s5evk3f09kcczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37frj6hf I’ve suspended the ABC News app on my phone indefinitely 👎<br/><br/>#jimmyKimmel #disney #abc 2025-09-18T00:01:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvzew364fffnlyzt2q8sx5jjzhcz65dmeklv4mxknf68jd3lz7gsczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37hejyxd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswwc97q6tf3a9p02uft6wzth0p6v9tlkknrts9pvq5e268hf4682c3eu32d'>nevent1q…u32d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it the one across the street from Starbucks? 2025-09-13T20:55:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp0v2p2gd2jy2j5vaeywdtr8w9k4xwrsqn93h80fgvcgghgl6n3hqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qkhfvh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdrp5484ycm0t3raqtphc7dnud9fk33njtyg874v3h3k2rjhyqyjszh5f74'>nevent1q…5f74</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Why no 3rd choice of a 3rd head? 2025-09-13T18:15:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw0vchsasqjuaasj9rfr9s0wvvhukc9hgde45n6d8hp8vxmv375ggzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kv6pv9 In order to further vilify the shooter, they’ll say he was NOT on the Epstein List 😉 2025-09-12T17:11:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgm3rympzljnruwjmjpwqqy9wtm9e2eyzrrdazepwpxj08qkl7uvgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ffl68r BREAKING - The driverless autonomous ride share business is scrambling to keep up with #tesla after #ElonMusk latest innovation - placing a driver in the #tesla robo taxis 2025-09-05T22:24:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzp8pwuggpkqqmzn7tw5j9qrpq7gau5a4u556e6twkhw4l2hnf2gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37gevn6s The Goudafather <br/><br/>#CheeseAMovieOrPlay<br/>#HashtagGames 2025-09-02T01:28:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspztknadjtv98d7f5xe0m4xqv73wxhcs5vstq03wu74puarw58rzczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37j45zsq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8mzk8jc56upqzxz500z322594vtss67wq5fdv2xx5a6cdhrche5gd3pjg5'>nevent1q…pjg5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If these are the stats out of the CDC, just imagine how bad it really is 2025-08-29T21:50:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs92axj4v3vja5wj7d9hmcmqj9422u5fp52qlgqvgmuyj0j4r0q3mszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37xhunhx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyefdrqqdgwnutw842u522qa0dngce27jeskw6xnh7xa8dj8k33ncxf7uzu'>nevent1q…7uzu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m not sure what a vert is, but I’m pretty certain that I don’t need an extra one, so 2025-08-29T01:50:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxtcwp3u4g3wfj5n0c0wuh0t4prgqjhly76mj7aajkjcv5qun03xszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376j8se4 Please boost. I’m doing a study of those of you that read my posts<br/><br/>#polls #nerlingersjokes 2025-08-29T00:22:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspjqv45dftueutxmufhpt6k0y45957weamqf4zvzrhn8m3yrl4s7czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp379r5snx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx0qcmkl0468tvg362glumh2vczawmvawngnsh7kp67lq6fewp7zgk663u6'>nevent1q…63u6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The black one is probably the bass<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/109/158/269/746/076/original/50e25fe5b8ed6f86.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-29T00:13:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8g84vmd4ew7xmg2sz3m2sxn2fhlrys2u963lx57f82eh2rpnsg2czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rehl2g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw5pu4h53ezqqp6w9fxav3v65j584ycc97umgmah8x7nfpt06dqkq5l0qyn'>nevent1q…0qyn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m pretty sure Alice is a bot and that last picture is AI. There’s no way “Alice’s” arm could bend nearly 180 degrees below the elbow to hold up that 1 finger 2025-08-25T05:00:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstusw3t2cnrpe8z3refcevle94jl5834vpnth7r6jj2sefe59l8dszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37hj0lu8 That feeling someone is watching your every move 🤔<br/><br/>#dogs #dogsofmastodon #nerlingersjokes<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/051/499/570/760/164/original/8112319c4ca41960.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-18T19:51:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9cxp2d5ye2saq6z6382j8608yxqf5qm6zes645mkrh8xkaq98zdczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp373dyl9a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsysel9czuucsahc06a8tjkwy5xhdw0gp0enlepdk97y64pegf535qqlcrz4'>nevent1q…crz4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😂👍 2025-08-17T22:22:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswftfqe5qwm22dgptzx6kuhk7c64lgn9tnzuf82g8gukn6t8mxkmczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37uym0kt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyt33p3mupwzxr4xrxameqhksyq3sauqfrmh8yywt705c2q55cl6c067fdy'>nevent1q…7fdy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No one can say the Putin Leadership Template isn’t a wildly successful way to stay in power 2025-08-11T18:01:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfwjqksckh08fmkj0dr8cu0lj7ptd77qq35xv54xg9lvhfnjwdnegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37wz5fet Choose One and Boost Please<br/><br/>#polls #nerlingersjokes 2025-08-08T14:47:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstpt5sk3u2x4ryy9nkczy3ksqsexpz905vy27gzy2lj9j7th506wgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37c2m2e6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdfl75n2wgxgmye9n8xhmpy9yg23d9sd8m3l5t3scw6t7uvyrn6cqj7mr55'>nevent1q…mr55</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Fukushima? 2025-08-07T19:20:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw63l78zeas8wy9t84t2ha69fdzsq5v2mmscyaxd8wdhh3n546wxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dn0cf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyqfhhudmm72khfj0589td53j94ey52cacjwwl8p4v67l36jlq6agdlps0a'>nevent1q…ps0a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m sure you’ve heard banks were flagging his transactions as suspicious, but nothing ever came of it, which sounds like what the government does for an informant 2025-08-04T19:29:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9kpw4mkt42ree64zg4tuc0mey2jy9f54wqgp9nq6jpgw5j34l74gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n2hfn2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxyp6wnq6mcgu3yvgwce3kt7yqyxtsqwjr0e6rgxf2f3cw7e7ra3cwv99zx'>nevent1q…99zx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That was so bad I had to boost it so others can groan 😂 2025-08-02T19:24:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstsq2xgngn52e5lt09let60fu0ryldtkls4pmgu5kxz5gveetelkqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dmr9y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz9c3rsj4wyw85cvc59wwynk94p9rqq0q6smuxt64q4mxrxyq4v5q9zh4nk'>nevent1q…h4nk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And still failing to meet the urgency of the moment. So what are we to vote FOR when they’re satisfied with us simply voting against 2025-07-26T18:20:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfu0jl7sq3aufp7p827dfwezmeaw9puqwvyjjx6dl6vl8fmjtefhgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zpn4kn For those living in the United States - are you:<br/>(Please boost)<br/>#polls 2025-07-26T15:04:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst403rdjwtw2dxwhnq3wh7c2465mm70cz59gczsa2mc7ydgzezqxqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37070emm I invented a Time Machine, but it takes the entire day to go 1 day into the future.<br/><br/>#nerlingersjokes 2025-07-17T22:28:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0nnrr9lst4jthc6mefwzt4nxy636u8lnkwkkc9t7mqqmml5v3nxqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37z8faqk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8awgn6d5qfyps5e0kgl65w6rt9r486zc6298tyvpumeeuup9eccgjnf3r5'>nevent1q…f3r5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>‘‘Tis the season indeed. We had to get a new one last month. We got it online and under the model name it said “over 14,000 sold in the past week.” I’m assuming that was nationwide, but still that is just one model in one week by one chain of stores? 🤯 2025-07-16T00:57:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx5jmrq3rfn5a5ncruk6hzu3qtt0yk5jqw7kvnggk3240vmkmeyzgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ryrf2z #Texas flash flood warning system<br/><br/>#memes<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/835/323/092/339/566/original/9cc553f1c52f9234.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-11T15:34:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswsc3ptty9wxa9865w559y67gd9v9wsy3ekk2rwsxxtukqfuargxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp377j25w5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgjr2l82r3sr6fjkw8mntcrup8fhuw7zrkkcln694jwz5jt5zhxes5amhyh'>nevent1q…mhyh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>As I was voting my dog started licking where his balls used to be 😂<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/831/337/943/121/296/original/a06e375ac1dd9709.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-10T22:39:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtt32mnx6f4kujxa6ezeh9psyndr4neyq7rc5wyfdfjx0w0p9maczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pujj2w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswmz3fyrs99vv84m0r79yupv2epzcnh8jt7hdln889k6ssuum423qk04mvs'>nevent1q…4mvs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m thinking a cop in a very small town where nothing happens, like Mayberry. You just have to lock up the town drunk every weekend 2025-07-09T03:19:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszssvaduvkrd6p9az882zrly620zw6xs0fh68admgmgv8k5q479pszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37veh5sa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrjagwrky2dewpg8j6kq3n4txffn4rled4xjhyfszh5adlz9mtflq4qlcw5'>nevent1q…lcw5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Except fires in very hot or very cold weather, inhaling toxic fumes wearing cancer causing fire gear (they have a very high rate of cancer). 😬 2025-07-09T03:11:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8pvuw8pd84yv8rqap8cvc5d72z5skey605secgkwa369042ge6xczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yclvf7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdgrsmyldx807gll52m7mhewhcmcmxnyml009c2ppqd4rxcd4tzegkg7dfs'>nevent1q…7dfs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is there something wrong with that? 🤨 2025-07-08T18:58:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgq5j350h0t2mjk8s8que3f7yn20chtq4r6amdzc5thnkeac0ts4qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37mfj0yu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2zerkfaamy756asdyqspzlmzljqcv4q6l7xu074ggjv6phhh4k9slykh3u'>nevent1q…kh3u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Our dogs always open the gates if they’re not locked. Do these 2 look “clever” to you? 😂<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/809/290/692/395/168/original/c6adb7ab7e4ffc5b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-07T01:13:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsywqyzfqvvc0l74zax26k4m0cs8veuvf8mk56z6k9q4vh4cg7a00szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yr9j8h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0wd4s3q0zc88tkl5y48qpgjw5hpq8sh4nd8l766ajttls8g3v78gkulewj'>nevent1q…lewj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Except for his 2025-07-06T19:06:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq9ez8v3h49nckjc9k8fhsm2ngsvw4fqatvwvhqyr7l6khckj224szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37d8wq4h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvyv8lre9p6vg253mmgynkf706yytc5fyzlr775kpxe07p7nslk4cs9t94l'>nevent1q…t94l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Also Toro<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/807/631/780/030/281/original/742745c5c939d3f3.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-06T18:10:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxla6ja5pms8rq5zmghd8yp5darx6wy2klfrcrn329fs2vd2h0pkszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qgzwxe Doh!<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/770/095/752/179/476/original/ab8207cd00ebc17e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-06-30T03:05:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxdhs53mvht4m0uw9383ju637va639ap7r0p6w2vfsc20ah6qp5mczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37urqzey OK. I’m going to need everyone here to sign an NDA 2025-06-28T02:14:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsde070gh8u0dlq4p3c50d6crm8zex7l7rfze7yde3p4q45mlwp3wqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37g2l8e6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvhqnme6ef9n0xvpqlgrd2npdn5dm3qfwu2q7phq3nfaxjdw9ccscthfgqj'>nevent1q…fgqj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ethel and Earnest singing “I Got You Babe” 2025-06-12T18:00:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9zt47r7nuxgka5t9zgf4sghj9hmmr2m9dx6fzfmjsgh2q3v6qqdgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37c4jt26 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswx7rnfk2n38vehjqu43kg2kztlgs6ksv74mevv07rpdfaamlxa2gc7nytl'>nevent1q…nytl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The horror! 2025-06-12T17:52:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrhyjvakgv9mwlrm0zmdsrxshxuymj23urup980gfh88y8ds9djeqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37nsrhg7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspcar78qlv4s4dvzxlszl07x2t43zcfrr0hqf88r032fvz368jexqup6uqy'>nevent1q…6uqy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Are 2 clouds acceptable?<br/><br/><a href="https://beige.party/@Nerde/114529878748751975">https://beige.party/@Nerde/114529878748751975</a> 2025-06-05T19:15:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsptez0cmah4fhu20fugzmyyh6qv309z39ymm9f337z0rlwmexp3cszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37tteuq6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswy7dhhqgtl5ka3hf7ntq4r2wlj75e8gelpw6usca9wxv2qd4a4xg0lsp0y'>nevent1q…sp0y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Milkshake NFTs 😉 2025-05-31T16:26:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdpu2edaxwq78v033zydzd8f3fkdwv5thrd48t9q00zdaae5upheczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37uk4d8x Who Let The Hot Dogs Out<br/><br/>#CookOutASongOrPoem <br/>#HashTagGames 2025-05-29T01:20:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx43vs4sgpkfga0l95ztg6qg2wwg30ux9efx7zfcayn4ajjstkztgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pzu08h I assure myself they are no match for my superior intellect, as I make a fifth attempt at creating an economical escape proof dog pen for the pups<br/><br/>#nerlingersjokes #dogs #dogsofmastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/570/875/291/937/508/original/7282b3e0511ca137.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-05-25T22:41:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvkvgau3sz0lxh79vddlguy69td5fhcc0s5gxxyeupsenrhcauc6szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37hfv346 Did you ever wave to someone you know in the grocery store then realize it was a total stranger so you have to pretend you waved to someone behind him, and he turns around and sees no one is behind him but you’re already committed so you pretend to talk to an invisible person then security comes out of nowhere and asks you to leave the store because you’re disturbing the other shoppers then you get to your car and realize you forgot to buy eggs which was the whole purpose of going to the store in the first place so you have to go BACK into the store and on the way in you see the real person you thought you saw in the store so you wave to him then realize it the same fucking person you waved to inside the store? Boy is that awkward.<br/><br/>#nerlingersjokes 2025-05-20T23:49:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs95tsmtjnea8ngvypvnvwjjz6ethz060qkmjhhcp855rprtk7h9fczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n2r88q #maga<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/531/215/821/397/674/original/0f01c01c83b44f3f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-05-18T22:37:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqz4wjwzn2pl6t7zf5wg0xshw2e79wqy2v8vmh83wzjpxncpxxh6qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37fcynkf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0dgg4dhla7cxxgdeaxec72gmlfujzqc5y334ay7sv5v8zfaa74kg8ep3x0'>nevent1q…p3x0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>All of them, eh? 2025-05-18T16:02:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw94frdgxtaqr20rk7a6huy5spj54y2pv4g2fhdn5ekmqqrq0vyfszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kp2wz4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9duwvj4akc0447vt0t83lut5azcmdzzrwesq2ersqfd768cfnqssy399hj'>nevent1q…99hj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😳 2025-05-15T15:10:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspsvy66jm4juwt3pjftnhx20m6vj8kxynug8ywfecdlq296ynjzrgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ywjkgn The #Chicago #Whitesox are 3-1 since the new Pope. Just saying <br/><br/>#sports #mlb #baseball 2025-05-14T17:56:50Z