Nostr notes by Ryan Castellucci (they/them) 🎃 :nonbinary_flag:

It would be really awful if someone tried to frame me for a ...

2026-10-30T03:50:14Z

It would be really awful if someone tried to frame me for a cryptocurrency heist by depositing hundreds of Bitcoin into 1woukheyeacxfpxtpkxjqxureevdkbywj.

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2026-10-29T20:47:58Z

😭

This sounds like an obfuscation technique that I would consider, ...

2026-10-28T18:46:46Z

This sounds like an obfuscation technique that I would consider, laugh about, then reject as too unhinged even for me. Someone apparently has less compunctions.

https://nullpt.rs/fingerprinting-bioweapons

I mean, my website is probably the most popular one on that tld

2026-10-28T02:15:13Z

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I mean, my website is probably the most popular one on that tld

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2026-10-28T02:07:52Z

Hey. You. Yeah, you. You're a cutie 🥰.

literally never seen a malicious .nc domain, they cost a couple ...

2026-10-28T02:05:26Z

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literally never seen a malicious .nc domain, they cost a couple grand to register.

can you please remove nc? There are only like 5,000 domains there ...

2026-10-28T02:04:15Z

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can you please remove nc? There are only like 5,000 domains there and mine is one of them

you're welcome 💋

2026-10-28T00:48:00Z

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you're welcome 💋

Mach 5? Go speed racer?

2026-10-28T00:40:51Z

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Mach 5? Go speed racer?

iswydt

2026-10-28T00:03:01Z

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iswydt

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2026-10-27T23:14:44Z

Haha Brotli go 🍞🍞🍞

LOL. ROFL. LMAO.

2026-10-27T19:19:02Z

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LOL. ROFL. LMAO.

I have not seen anyone point out since last week's ...

2026-10-27T08:21:15Z

I have not seen anyone point out since last week's revelations that if you count in binary on your fingers, 4 is 🖕.

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2026-10-26T16:07:07Z

I have no content and I must post.

"this certificate appears to be commiting fuckery, trust ...

2026-10-23T15:35:42Z

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"this certificate appears to be commiting fuckery, trust anyway n/n?"

is the full width bullshit on the browser side or the SAN side?

2026-10-23T15:11:21Z

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is the full width bullshit on the browser side or the SAN side?

The next time someone asks what's in my pants I'm telling ...

2026-10-23T14:30:18Z

The next time someone asks what's in my pants I'm telling them "I am not accountable to mortals.".

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2026-10-22T15:38:38Z

I'm pretty sure I can build elliptic curve rainbow tables.

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2026-10-22T14:48:23Z

advent calendar of certificate authority private keys

Me: walks into hotel coffee shop Me: ordering Music: *song ...

2026-10-22T14:31:02Z

Me: *walks into hotel coffee shop*
Me: *ordering*
Music: *song changes*
Cashier: And your name, please?
Me: ...
Cashier: ...are you okay?
Me: Is that a cover of "Never gonna give you up" playing?
Cashier: What?
Me: Ryan, my name is Ryan.

If I were a chaotic overlord, I would strictly limit public ...

2026-10-22T14:19:03Z

If I were a chaotic overlord, I would strictly limit public playing of christmas music to the month of December. I know there's nothing chaotic about this, but there must be limits.

oh, that cve is months old, isn't it?

2026-10-22T12:55:12Z

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oh, that cve is months old, isn't it?

what was the nginx one?

2026-10-22T12:53:28Z

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what was the nginx one?

How many ecc private keys will I crack from the certificate ...

2026-10-21T15:08:53Z

How many ecc private keys will I crack from the certificate transparency logs by Friday?

Today is a good day to wear my :(){ :|:&};: (forkbomb) ...

2026-10-21T14:41:14Z

Today is a good day to wear my :(){ :|:&};: (forkbomb) tshirt.

Just to be clear, I am currently dumping elliptic curve keys from ...

2026-10-21T13:00:29Z

Just to be clear, I am currently dumping elliptic curve keys from the tls certificate transparency logs, and will then be running an optimized mass-cracker tool that I'll use to check a few trillion weak private keys against the entire set simultaneously using sparse bloom filters.

The scanner (which is being heavily cribbed from my mass cryptocurrency key cracker "brainflayer") should be able to scan hundreds of thousands if not millions of keys per curve per second per core.

I am not aware of anyone else having previously done this, so hold on to your butts.

I'm pulling certificate transparency logs and writing a tool ...

2026-10-21T00:18:40Z

I'm pulling certificate transparency logs and writing a tool to search for weak private keys, anyone care to speculate on how hilarious the results will be?

Apparently I need to make a version of brainflayer that works ...

2026-10-20T17:54:22Z

Apparently I need to make a version of brainflayer that works instead on P-256 and P-384 curves to check for dumb shit.

How the fuck did a CA manage to leak their private keys and where ...

2026-10-20T15:29:54Z

How the fuck did a CA manage to leak their private keys and where can I get a copy?

This is essentially murder, funded by JK Rowling. Donations are ...

2026-10-19T12:57:31Z

This is essentially murder, funded by JK Rowling.

Donations are being collected to fund a legal claim.

https://www.translegalclinic.com/justice-for-joelle

*turning a dial labeled "gay" higher and higher until it ...

2026-10-18T15:24:30Z

*turning a dial labeled "gay" higher and higher until it won't go any farther, then pulling out a monkey wrench and turning it with gratuitous force to "even more gay" as the audience cheers*

hmm. An amalgamation?

2026-10-18T13:29:23Z

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hmm. An amalgamation?

What is the collective noun for a group of enbies? #nonbinary ...

2026-10-18T13:21:45Z

What is the collective noun for a group of enbies?

#nonbinary #enby

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Partner: Hey, Ryan, look what I bought ...

2026-10-17T17:59:20Z

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Partner: Hey, Ryan, look what I bought for you!

Regarding HIBP, a hash of five characters is effectively clear ...

2026-10-16T22:13:36Z

Regarding HIBP, a hash of five characters is effectively clear text, I can brute force that on a CPU salvaged from a disposable vape.

the HA person is in the comments

2026-10-16T22:07:59Z

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the HA person is in the comments

[@Viss](https://mastodon.social/@Viss ) Are you aware your HA ...

2026-10-16T22:05:22Z

[@Viss](https://mastodon.social/@Viss ) Are you aware your HA issue is on the front page of HN?

If anyone is willing to sue over this, I will fund it. ...

2026-10-16T07:04:08Z

If anyone is willing to sue over this, I will fund it.

https://mastodon.social/@transactualuk/117446435425311459

Normalize patenting the Torment Nexus, not making it, and suing ...

2026-10-15T07:20:00Z

Normalize patenting the Torment Nexus, not making it, and suing anyone who tries.

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2026-10-14T08:23:08Z

Happy Exploit Wednesday!

Giving out ESP32 boards loaded with WiFi jamming (disassociation ...

2026-10-14T06:14:30Z

Giving out ESP32 boards loaded with WiFi jamming (disassociation frames) firmware would be pretty funny.

https://labyrinth.zone/objects/a2780fe3-2f04-4885-b579-4729a61093ad

Today I had to explain to a software engineer where packages for ...

2026-10-13T19:51:28Z

Today I had to explain to a software engineer where packages for Linux distributions come from.

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2026-10-12T17:15:51Z

I now have a motion sensor under my desk. For reasons.

Anyone remember WEP, the original encryption scheme for WiFi? ...

2026-10-12T08:33:51Z

Anyone remember WEP, the original encryption scheme for WiFi?

"W" did not stand for "WiFi" or "Wireless".
"E" did not stand for "Encryption".
"P" did not stand for "Protocol".

The acronym was actually "Wired Equivalent Privacy", which, given how badly broken it was, is hilarious.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

2026-10-11T17:33:00Z

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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

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2026-10-11T17:23:59Z

Where is my fully automated luxury gay space communism?

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2026-10-11T16:03:36Z

HACK THE PLANET!

Friend Computer, do you know anything about updog?

2026-10-05T18:57:52Z

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Friend Computer, do you know anything about updog?

I want to run a "worst ASN" poll, please provide ...

2026-10-05T13:40:35Z

I want to run a "worst ASN" poll, please provide nominations. I'll start.

AS9009

If I were an chaotic overlord, not only would all Ethernet ports ...

2026-10-05T13:23:46Z

If I were an chaotic overlord, not only would all Ethernet ports in my lair be PoE-enabled, but they would also be capable of delivering three-phase 400VAC to unauthorized devices. Like my toaster.

I tried to fascinate my partner with a piece of cheese. It did ...

2026-10-04T13:52:24Z

I tried to fascinate my partner with a piece of cheese. It did not work. I WAS MISLED!

oh I like that

2026-10-04T08:44:51Z

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oh I like that

perhaps an ends-justify-the-means overlord?

2026-10-04T08:29:40Z

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perhaps an ends-justify-the-means overlord?

If I were an evil overlord, the "heroes" would be ...

2026-10-04T08:18:33Z

If I were an evil overlord, the "heroes" would be constantly admitting "they do make some compelling points, though".

To be clear, I am not evil nor do I aspire to be, but I strongly ...

2026-10-03T15:36:24Z

To be clear, I am not evil nor do I aspire to be, but I strongly vibe with the supervillain aesthetic. 🦹

DEAD DON'T DOVE EAT

2026-10-03T08:15:10Z

DEAD DON'T
DOVE EAT

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2026-10-03T08:06:07Z

whomst up jackin they lantern

I recognize that immediately as M247. Fuck M247.

2026-10-02T18:21:58Z

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I recognize that immediately as M247. Fuck M247.

0days!

2026-10-02T12:56:28Z

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0days!

All Computers Are Broken

2026-10-02T12:44:55Z

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All Computers Are Broken

Hmm. And what are the alternatives? Oh. Are we learning that ...

2026-10-02T12:42:42Z

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Hmm. And what are the alternatives? Oh. Are we learning that monoculture is bad again?

HN: Several vulnerabilities found in the Linux kernel. Me: Yes ...

2026-10-02T12:37:26Z

HN: Several vulnerabilities found in the Linux kernel.
Me: Yes it's a day ending in 'Y'.
Link: https://lwn.net/Articles/1097401/
Me: :pika:

(Deer goddess that is a lot of CVEs)

Our systems detected a minor irregularity in your account, please ...

2026-10-02T11:46:45Z

Our systems detected a minor irregularity in your account, please shitpost to restore full access.

If I were an evil overlord, any piece of furniture, that ...

2026-09-28T17:40:19Z

If I were an evil overlord, any piece of furniture, that chuckles, joins in on domestic banter, or repeats an already-finished running gag would be summarily executed with extreme prejudice.

"WARNING: MAY CONTAIN GENDER"? Lies. Gender cannot be ...

2026-09-28T17:36:33Z

"WARNING: MAY CONTAIN GENDER"?

Lies. Gender cannot be contained.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled tooting to bring you a ...

2026-09-28T16:14:45Z

We interrupt your regularly scheduled tooting to bring you a message related to my employer, which I am not speaking on behalf of:

My team is hiring a security engineer in London. It is in person. Please DM if you'd like to talk about the role and perhaps be referred.

Stuff for sale, boosts welcome, I can't be arsed to ship so ...

2026-09-24T09:28:41Z

Stuff for sale, boosts welcome, I can't be arsed to ship so exchange would need to take place at/near Liverpool Street station:<li>Ubiquiti US-16-XG (early hardware revision) with rack ears, functional, £250 - 8x SFP+ ports, 4x 10GBASE-T ports. </li><li>Netgear S3300-28X with rack ears, functional, modded with quieter fans, £80 - 24x 1000BASE-T ports, 2x SFP+ ports, 2x 10GBASE-T ports.</li>

#homelab

yeah, I know how to fingerprint extensions

2026-09-20T17:51:12Z

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yeah, I know how to fingerprint extensions

I wonder if there's a way to detect Omarchy via JavaScript in ...

2026-09-20T17:39:07Z

I wonder if there's a way to detect Omarchy via JavaScript in the browser. 🤔

I'm 99% sure this is a real email that is really from ...

2026-09-20T14:35:48Z

I'm 99% sure this is a real email that is really from Microsoft.

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2026-09-20T12:08:52Z

OH: LGBT is not a "to do" list!

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2026-09-20T09:32:46Z

The Internet is...

OH: The existence of the common wall lizard implies the existence ...

2026-09-19T13:24:54Z

OH: The existence of the common wall lizard implies the existence of the common wextra lizard and the common pedantic lizard.

This software is a work of fiction. Variable names, character ...

2026-09-15T06:36:15Z

This software is a work of fiction. Variable names, character codes, classes, and comments are products of the author's imagination or used ironically. Any resemblance to any actual code, interfaces, or programs, maintained or not, is entirely coincidental.

Enumerate your loaded kernel modules with shell escape sequences ...

2026-09-14T19:34:34Z

Enumerate your loaded kernel modules with shell escape sequences (affects kitty):

https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?att=1;bug=1147733;filename=kitty_probe.py;msg=5

STOP DOING SWAP PARTITIONS HARD DRIVES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT ...

2026-09-12T14:05:27Z

STOP DOING SWAP PARTITIONS

HARD DRIVES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE RAM

YEARS OF LINUX SYSADMINNING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going beyond CLOSING A FEW TABS

Wanted to avoid the OOM killer anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called ZRAM

"Yes please give me a dedicated 64GB logical volume of SWAP. Please give me unresizable block devices trapped at the end of my disk." - STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED

LOOK at what Neckbeards have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the fdisk and GParted Live USBs we built for them. (This is REAL PARTITIONING, done by REAL LINUX USERS):<code># mkswap /dev/nvme0n1p3 # echo /dev/nvme0n1p3 none swap sw 0 0 >> /etc/fstab # swapon -a </code>

"Hello I would like to torture my SSD's FTL because I left three Electron apps open."

They have played us for absolute fools.

#linux #sysadmin

it is both extremely concerning and extremely funny

2026-09-12T08:27:36Z

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it is both extremely concerning and extremely funny

I'm not sure how to feel about this - someone's selling a ...

2026-09-12T08:25:30Z

I'm not sure how to feel about this - someone's selling a device with OpenWRT installed on it, and I'm the one who got that release of OpenWRT supported on that device (because I have a bunch of them).

https://www.ebay.com/itm/178488100817

I got a second Pinecil V2, and now I can hold them like ...

2026-09-08T06:44:51Z

I got a second Pinecil V2, and now I can hold them like chopsticks to remove surface mount passives.

Me (typing): asking for tro Autocomplete: asking for trout Me: ...

2026-09-08T06:13:26Z

Me (typing): asking for tro
Autocomplete: asking for trout
Me: *slaps autocomplete around a bit with a large trout*
Me (typing): asking for trouble

couple weeks

2026-09-07T16:34:18Z

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couple weeks

*resets the "days since Ryan has had to read kernel source ...

2026-09-07T16:23:57Z

*resets the "days since Ryan has had to read kernel source code to debug something" counter to 0*

RF splitter on AliExpress: > Manufactured in Mainland China, ...

2026-09-07T09:59:20Z

RF splitter on AliExpress:

> Manufactured in Mainland China, no certification Originating from Mainland China, this product is produced without formal certification, suitable for users who prioritize function over regulatory labels.

LOL

I mean, I would buy them if they existed.

2026-09-06T14:16:00Z

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I mean, I would buy them if they existed.

Who is the joker who decided to return HTTP 418 (I'm a ...

2026-09-06T13:18:47Z

Who is the joker who decided to return HTTP 418 (I'm a teapot) for attempts to buy tickets from Ryanair?

The rough plan, which will probably be immediately amended upon ...

2026-09-05T11:49:12Z

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The rough plan, which will probably be immediately amended upon contact with reality:<li>Hook up the Pi with a TTL serial cable, Ethernet, and power it through a relay board.</li><li>Build a minimal U-Boot that chainloads a full U-Boot over serial, flash that to the SD card</li><li>Build a full U-Boot (with my patches) that sets up netconsole and loads a signed FIT image with kernel, initramfs, and maybe devicetree from my TFTP server</li><li>Cross-compile a Linux kernel and modules for the Pi</li><li>Statically (musl) cross-compile BusyBox (with patches) for the Pi </li><li>Statically (musl) cross-compile Dropbear for the Pi</li><li>Statically (musl) cross-compile rsync (and whatever dependencies it has) for the Pi</li><li>Statically (musl) cross-compile gpsd for the Pi</li><li>Statically (musl) cross-compile chrony for the Pi</li><li>Statically (musl) cross-compile my temperature logger for the Pi</li><li>Script up something to build the initramfs</li><li>Set up runit as the init system and script an overlayfs setup</li><li>Iterate until it works properly.</li>

I've done most of this before, and already have configs for several parts, so it *should* be relatively smooth. In theory.

#linux #embedded #embedded_systems #embeddedsystems #homelab

Interest check: I'm considering doing a stream at around ...

2026-09-05T11:29:14Z

Interest check: I'm considering doing a stream at around 4-6pm UK time this afternoon building an minimal netboot-into-ram Linux image for my Raspberry Pi NTP server.

Boosts welcome.

#linux #embedded #embedded_systems #embeddedsystems #homelab

this is an Australian thing isn't it?

2026-09-05T06:24:01Z

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this is an Australian thing isn't it?

I applaud your commitment to helping people "find out".

2026-09-04T12:53:22Z

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I applaud your commitment to helping people "find out".

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2026-09-04T12:52:05Z

OH: Stop referring to your bra straps as "rack ears".

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2026-08-31T07:53:07Z

Wrong answers only, what does dd(1) stand for?

We've all been there. A late night, a tired brain, and a dd ...

2026-08-30T11:30:42Z

We've all been there. A late night, a tired brain, and a dd command with a typo in the output file. In the world of systems administration, a single character can be the difference between a successful backup and destroyed data.

But it doesn't have to be that way. Today, I am proud to introduce libclaymore. Simply install and configure it according to the README.md and never again scramble for backups (you have those, *right*?) after swapping if= and of=.libclaymore

works by introducing a cognitive speed bump. When armed, it prohibits the standard of=. Instead, you must use enemy= or target=, both of which are very different from if=.

https://github.com/ryancdotorg/libclaymore

Me: Honey, I'm home... Partner: ... Me: ..osexual! Partner: ...

2026-08-29T11:47:45Z

Me: Honey, I'm home...
Partner: ...
Me: ..osexual!
Partner: No.

I think .nc counts, except for describing the tld as operated is ...

2026-08-28T19:18:48Z

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I think .nc counts, except for describing the tld as operated is slightly generous.

My SD card got bottom surgery. (yes, it is still fully ...

2026-08-28T16:51:08Z

My SD card got bottom surgery.

(yes, it is still fully functional)

If you're not triggering oom-killer, you're not computing ...

2026-08-28T07:55:28Z

If you're not triggering oom-killer, you're not computing hard enough.

now it works, thanks for whatever you did or did not do

2026-08-27T19:37:22Z

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now it works, thanks for whatever you did or did not do

"rate limit exceeded"?

2026-08-27T19:33:55Z

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"rate limit exceeded"?

resume driven bug hunting

2026-08-27T19:32:48Z

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resume driven bug hunting

Partner: Open this for me? Me: What are the magic words? Partner: ...

2026-08-27T13:33:19Z

Partner: Open this for me?
Me: What are the magic words?
Partner: Please?
Me: ...
Partner: ...
Me: Squeamish...
Partner: ...
Me: Ossifrage.
Partner: *looks up "Squeamish Ossifrage"*
Partner: NERD!