2026-10-18T17:29:09Z https://nostr.now timoth‽ https://nostr.now/npub1gt7s28ye7pgjlfnm6fkt63wc5xec9frjp9smqztk2u5txjcatjdqjnl46n https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/375/453/940/676/436/original/2960598580ab6d0e.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/375/453/940/676/436/original/2960598580ab6d0e.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqc5z34r3ly3r749mzn206eygjaylqls0qmvhr339cp063mw8699czypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf53tx74l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstu7wknz233k58y684gen2jqpqt9zu79aznnvmn42wpnxjysagxqcda2y7a'>nevent1q…2y7a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A little while ago I for some reason got to thinking, “Whatever happened to Chris O’Donnell?” and I found out that he starred on one of those cop shows for 15 or so seasons. 2026-07-02T23:31:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszdugskpep20j8vyy7sdnrheqqzwu7huc80zdhlq83fs7ez80sd0szypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf59u9lel In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs98ttx2wx6kpsfz5cj4v34rlwcj9dum9xy4a2h5g44sam0jwhzaxsqsh0la'>nevent1q…h0la</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What I’m hearing is that there IS a response that they would have said ‘yes’ to though? 2026-06-08T20:15:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ns3cygzfzl3czwyett9zxc5u4ph42kasfupx2rk3k4gu3t20xvgzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf53hsarj What if the Boomers are mostly retired now, and there is actually some secret group of, like, 45-60 year-olds in between Boomers and Millennials that are quietly running things from the shadows‽ 2026-05-27T16:20:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxz6500kzlgjdguscylug3pkcs6cqjkua8a0gs6xkgvf5cw2c7qkczypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5fs63ts The reason you forget why you walked into a room is because the human psyche has not yet evolved an instinctive understanding of &#34;doors,&#34; and instead defaults to &#34;leaving the womb&#34; when you naturally forget everything that your soul has previously experienced. 2026-05-22T02:20:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsws93zjnx5sj9kzq48z8flfgqtc5cntpu4uqsepxucxarzw4c4vzczypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5kma977 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst6k2jcdfhrjnzsrd2y6lnqg32qk8y4u4h7770p5v7xt9vjptvd2q6xz0kx'>nevent1q…z0kx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>RESELL BABY CLOTHES, NEVER WORN: PROFIT‽ 2026-02-17T18:31:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrtm3jflum55m8pxe0nzap4k5y9zf62mvecerjcwp8gc2tesv0ekqzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5vyetm9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrxpcjnygdhdkgtcjluvfa3cy3kjvhppuycajqgfd4la0ctv8n3dgmek54l'>nevent1q…k54l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You mean for a person or like an event or apparel or something‽ 2026-02-09T17:42:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgasj5aynmnhqs2zghxtl7g6g2evqwm7ryzss8u0d2dl5p7vfmyvszypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5r5af2s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs046dxlna5wqeres4d0dscsq5ha3a02u39zg6960t5r7l6rl78e2g7pdsk2'>nevent1q…dsk2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In-fucking-ception 2025-12-20T20:42:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfl4zjrs4a4gvnvsjfnqdlx5f8d0zcpqszhppunl0d9eqnccse9vczypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5a5cgns In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszjapxr06v74maxyeek76e50vt8hekku9wj44j2qh6hz3mhqqpf6c68ncg4'>nevent1q…ncg4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Come lend me your ears my friends and country-folk<br/>And admit your typefaces are busted and broke<br/>Papyrus is cringe, Comic Sans is a joke<br/>The hour of font choices is gloaming<br/>You best not use Calibri because it is too woke<br/>For the Times, they are New Roman 2025-12-12T03:07:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgmh85t87mzuf7tepx6jxaf74wavp7590ahrszf255g0ugpkfj89gzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf58hmun7 I liked it better when boats were getting stuck in canals. 2025-12-10T22:05:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszprp2mr20vm9tkqtxzwfysahjkshmlqytdsv5rgpyn8tyas2ec9czypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5ecx5e7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw6pv5fdr3eq0r7m6ery9yse6l2rvpc2p3nemk8rqgmrjf75cc6lqumra2e'>nevent1q…ra2e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is the Bean that weird mirrored thing in Chicago? I&#39;ve never been to Chicago. 2025-12-06T22:22:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6aewfu7ka3aledje74xuh59k8eq67m3c70t0x8mgxtlwxjzlk0szypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5epyzcn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswejjf6vhp3x3cxr5q7x5e6hejs9maxrdjewyrs7w6rf6x7aycu3gkl77xu'>nevent1q…77xu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>People don&#39;t want to get rid of the penny. Can&#39;t get widespread adoption of a dollar coin. Why can&#39;t we just slap Lincoln on a big-ole copper (plated) dollar coin and call it a day‽ 2025-11-12T19:42:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs958uqlrd7zx9a48kpn6q7ypkp04t4t8dmw8r6j9qnachrtvvk6wgzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5yg9eq5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsykshasqvzll6ynneqh7ztte9l0nd5vdxts8g4ue8js00cyhclzwss54p4k'>nevent1q…4p4k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What about the milk that&#39;s left in the bowl after a colorful cereal? 2025-11-03T04:15:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsymvhm2wrpln06t2fvwqpp25m7a204exxh7ryf0pum6rjym6kuwdczypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5ccvxtw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0ta5sn7jrjyw3hj75crxw3plc6v6q0a46h2pf7mx4u7s60xem3jgqz9ymh'>nevent1q…9ymh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The strange part is, to the very best of my remembrance, I never had wings at all, nor do I bear any scars to suggest otherwise. 2025-10-08T21:37:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ta5sn7jrjyw3hj75crxw3plc6v6q0a46h2pf7mx4u7s60xem3jgzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf588ypar There are times, not infrequently, while teetering on the edge of sleep, when I feel something that I can only describe as akin to phantom limb syndrome, in two places on my back, where my wings used to be. 2025-10-08T21:36:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs23eq6yxlf87l4qe5glw4jepzrfwd6spmg2v99l9xh2072ahs5v6czypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5vp5j75 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswhmks5hpdvmum62h4kn2saw6gx7xqy7eu5g6uq5p9y3rum4ml7dc0frnxe'>nevent1q…rnxe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do we really need individual toes? What would we be losing if each foot was just one big flipper down there‽ 2025-09-28T03:47:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg6r7w3haqanwuk4s29vqhhph8jddsm6gxj8hpss3c353ga302aeszypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5v56a39 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspnvenpc3h9flj54hr6u0fgmt7vtl9wz6mchl68z26w9j48gnh96gqtknh2'>nevent1q…knh2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Were you demanding to see where they keep the party animals again? 2025-08-04T23:22:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvnrz04g0hc8twmnganyu7j5fs9jseatau23lyxg4um9wnkxue3qgzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5ek4za2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxawzvlavgvnpdel94w7n0uk545vk4x0kqapr5t9tgya0j3whlvvcngt08p'>nevent1q…t08p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Imagine living in the Middle Ages, and just being like, “Middle of WHAT‽” 2025-08-03T15:43:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0nagxfp6q3whcws05g8trzjsgmklynrr4kamsrjh7s9kyjaem3tczypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5lsjhd3 It only takes one daisical to go from lackadaisical to haveadaisical. 2025-07-10T22:19:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswmz3fyrs99vv84m0r79yupv2epzcnh8jt7hdln889k6ssuum423qzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5phpqwz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrjagwrky2dewpg8j6kq3n4txffn4rled4xjhyfszh5adlz9mtflq4qlcw5'>nevent1q…lcw5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Fighting fire with chillin&#39;<br/>(Hanging &#39;round the house) 2025-07-09T03:13:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspyf78g5vghvfdy8e7j2ptr9pfk5z3pqp3whj8recethxx7guxtfgzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5z773af In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvyv8lre9p6vg253mmgynkf706yytc5fyzlr775kpxe07p7nslk4cs9t94l'>nevent1q…t94l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is that the guy from Office Space? 2025-07-06T18:14:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgfmyhyfrf4shqfnr9u9tkvaptk6vv07npn0u6yrm3006ajuy3rzczypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5ddaaay In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0reawqwck6al6ndsywfrgpsyncyd96ehl80vtd83s40rd6snzuusenh0u4'>nevent1q…h0u4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did you ever see that Keanu Reeves movie with the bus that had to jump a gap in a freeway overpass? 2025-06-13T01:39:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfp3r5vf294g0eajqcjx86lux3th9qtvfmkgm5khch7u62kvm7s7gzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5pxhxm0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswyucrkjxecpp2kpc720637xuamth7grkn4vd78mtdnzq559dszqgncqt3w'>nevent1q…qt3w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s nice when a writer-director gets to actually tell the story that they want to tell, instead of trying to make sense of something that was clearly cobbled together from multiple scripts with half a dozen credited writers. 2025-06-12T02:54:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfqj8yavjva0epwcpt2ye8ddw2ne456qeae9njaulplqrjfcag34szypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5ul5l83 Fanboys freak out whenever big media franchises have a non-white-male protagonist. I never want to agree with those people, and yet I often find that a lot of those particular installments just aren&#39;t well written (with certain notable exceptions). The conspiracy theorist in me begins to wonder whether the studios are intentionally giving weaker material to minority actors and directors in order to set them up for failure. <br/><br/>I want to think that we live in a world where that sort of thing doesn&#39;t happen, but... [gestures]. 2025-06-12T01:31:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqq6gw4rpp34xe3w6euqc0kuq047ykzz45yddpghvayvk762fw9mczypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5vqst4z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsptkr4ar48mftuxaq2245rvu23g5pny675we3fgmwsdtaxdjl0avcukl99c'>nevent1q…l99c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway, here’s caterwaul 2025-04-18T23:34:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs00nsvynkldxth4qv2ntu9nsmcauf4m4t0dnlsfhzw30qc8ayeqhqzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5xj0q4d Fender Kingfish Telecaster Deluxe<br/><br/>Fender introduced the Telecaster Deluxe in 1972 in an effort to compete with rival Gibson in the rock scene, even going so far as to hire Gibson’s pickup designer, Seth Lover, to create a new “wide range” humbucker. (We would go into more detail about that, but unfortunately, these aren’t those pickups.) While the inspiration for the control layout is already obvious, Fender would later release an even more explicit “Troublemaker” Telecaster with a mahogany body, rosewood fretboard, half-pickguard, and tune-o-matic (sorry, “Adjusto-matic™”) bridge that was clearly just a tele-shaped Les Paul.<br/><br/>This signature guitar by blues artist Christone “Kingfish” Ingram has a blend of features from the Troublemaker and the standard Deluxe. Notably, the original large pickguard combined with the Adjusto-matic™ bridge and rosewood fretboard. It also has an upper bout three-way pickup toggle switch and separate volume and tone for each pickup. Also of note, the knobs on all Tele Deluxes (not just this model) are more like the ones used on Fender amps, with a smaller central cylinder and numbers that face inward rather than outward as on other top-hat style guitar knobs. Speaking of numbers, this particular guitar actually has indicator markings on the pickguard to show the knob positions, instead of having to basically go by feel.<br/><br/>The pickups are custom, complete with Kingfish ‘K” logo. While they retain the three-and-three pole screw placement of Fender’s wide range humbucker, they are actually regular humbucker sized, albeit with the same curious three point mounting screw system that we previously saw on the Fender Lead III. <a href="https://beige.party/@Neat_hot/113088006925909995">https://beige.party/@Neat_hot/113088006925909995</a><br/><br/>We always love a chonky 70s-style Fender headstock with bullet truss rod, and of course the Mississippi Night finish, which has a subtle sparkle that allegedly “comes alive” under stage lights.<br/><br/>#PurpleGuitarPhursday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/999/028/117/824/180/original/776448a4de39e14a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-02-13T22:59:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdvuw5ykk6r20vqjuj4nk3careavu2g54a426pal2cq98x4z48f2szypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5f2wvfx I&#39;m never sure what to do with my hands during a societal collapse. 2025-01-14T15:11:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9z0qh9v6uy7dvma84hhv2f8vcj7m64edwhukrggta7z49pw0k7vqzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5j55rtu Every day is Sadderday. 2025-01-11T14:26:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy0jwy6683mxxpxrykx6cp3cgjvperftyvwpl209fkzjsqs9kvu6czypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5lrpjjp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyw3wc9khhs6xz3lfhlujdrxh0wl2dernt83yrvf3zrf2le7vgh6gh8a54k'>nevent1q…a54k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s as if my mother were still alive! 2024-12-27T21:45:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs28hlcz0mfsncy4x9nlryhmkvl87zcnn5qwtclvlmpd5u2jfuatfqzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5xn5dhf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdu645qvzu8g3zp4p20mg6nxs0jvurv7apssdhcqwy0cym7zxll5qqfnldu'>nevent1q…nldu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What about jazz? 2024-12-07T22:05:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspwx692cayklt63nufxdhgjhtvr8fsu423z7q2d0sf3zjscyj74agzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5rpg7d4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvp2cmc4thmvccuu8khghh706c64vgw42h8lq97dgg995ck8d7ncc3tna9'>nevent1q…tna9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I struggle every time. “Guys” or “you guys” is standard where I’m from, but as others have said, I don’t liked the genderedness. “Folks” feels too old-timey, and I really can’t pull off “y’all” or “bitches.” 2024-12-05T16:01:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvljqv2ulj68jh2aywcx0efygmnlql3kl6z2su7xdk4lscpdxfslgzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5x5ptn2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs07puwvwla24tnqc0ntel2js2z6lxpjceslqklyvlurj25xv2fr0gveqa2a'>nevent1q…qa2a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s like a mad anti-scientist: &#34;No one laughed at me‽ I&#39;ll show them. I&#39;ll show them ALL!&#34; 2024-11-25T22:11:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr09d0p4cfu2up7ae6yg63nnv7l350kdejtzc5ujmfzxtjk0gk26gzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5w7g2zq Stand-up comedians often talk about how they developed humor as a defense mechanism because they weren&#39;t athletic or good-looking or whatever else.<br/><br/>Whereas Elon Musk is the opposite, in that he had to become a billionaire fascist to make up for being congenitally unfunny. 2024-11-25T22:00:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy6vvdpc4s494eac84z0429nxpqcqgsyjzf2wzuez2v20vh39778czypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5s9rpu4 When I was a kid, getting old was something that happened to other people. 2024-10-24T03:10:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszuldjr4cvagaqw9erv6hcljxvd765z2jvd8jeexhlrvq2l9akp5qzypp06pgun8c9ztax00fxe029mzsm8q4ywgykrvqfwetj3v6tr4wf5sw22k3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxzxkuu0re4fzx4qjv3qupufpgkwxv62e4z6pt3yu9wk2mmt7zqcgvrkz6w'>nevent1q…kz6w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not really the point here, but it makes me wonder how animals differentiate between small members of their own species that need to be cared for and small members of other species which are fair prey? 2024-09-18T01:48:38Z