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I got out the actual camera to try and get a better look at the ...

2023-09-04T20:36:05Z

I got out the actual camera to try and get a better look at the pitcher plant seedlings.

Pictures: New leaves of a chocolate chip eyelash begonia that seems pleased that I remembered that fertilizer exists/pitcher plant seedling with the magnifying lens attachment but there's too much glare to see it really clearly/new offset of fairy washboard Haworthia (featuring cat hair).

I may have to get a new camera memory card because the casing on mine is like slowly exploding.

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Hey, fucked up mushroom coffee is a big deal in weird health food ...

2023-09-01T23:15:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…yrdn
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Hey, fucked up mushroom coffee is a big deal in weird health food circles right now. This is pretty much the same thing, probably.

Today's work meeting concerned arrangements for a local ...

2023-09-01T22:29:23Z

Today's work meeting concerned arrangements for a local murder victim but one of my coworkers was having car trouble and joined via Zoom and the second she put her pet chicken on camera the murder situation completely went out my brain's window. 🐓

idk I just take pictures of birds sometimes I'm not a fuckin ...

2023-08-31T05:47:56Z

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idk I just take pictures of birds sometimes I'm not a fuckin ornithologist

The kitty must've been looking at something real juicy to ...

2023-08-28T17:22:20Z

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The kitty must've been looking at something real juicy to warrant that.

Apparently it was originally intended to treat people with googly ...

2023-08-25T15:18:33Z

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Apparently it was originally intended to treat people with googly eyes, though I still don't quite get how someone made the link from food poisoning to fixing googly eyes.

I need to look up who first thought injecting botulism into ...

2023-08-25T15:10:55Z

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I need to look up who first thought injecting botulism into people was a good idea, that shit is crazy.

I used to read that drying your face with a towel could cause ...

2023-08-25T15:04:27Z

I used to read that drying your face with a towel could cause micro-tears in skin, now I'm seeing publications recommend rolling a gadget covered in needles all over your face because micro-tears are good, actually.

What is the truth? 🤔

Can I just eat a bunch of elderberry jam and call it a day? ...

2023-08-24T14:35:40Z

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Can I just eat a bunch of elderberry jam and call it a day? Shit's delicious.

Most of them have flower buds, I'm just waiting for them to ...

2023-08-21T20:12:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…kmzg
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Most of them have flower buds, I'm just waiting for them to actually open. They sure like to take their time when you're feeling impatient.

Not to be dramatic, but the packaging of these anti diarrheal ...

2023-08-20T22:21:22Z

Not to be dramatic, but the packaging of these anti diarrheal pills is definitive proof that satan exists and walks among us.

I don't know how to hold a phone

2023-08-18T23:49:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…rux3
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I don't know how to hold a phone

Brought the little lady some of that good shit from the garden ...

2023-08-18T23:45:43Z

Brought the little lady some of that good shit from the garden

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2023-08-16T19:17:40Z

My neighbor gave me free bell peppers from her garden hell yeah

That explains my skin color. 🐷

2023-08-16T17:37:25Z

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That explains my skin color. 🐷

I'm starting to understand the urge to chop off body parts ...

2023-08-16T10:38:24Z

I'm starting to understand the urge to chop off body parts cause restless leg syndrome is beating my ass this week.

Cone pronouns? Cone-nouns?

2023-08-16T01:11:04Z

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Cone pronouns? Cone-nouns?

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2023-08-16T01:01:59Z

I think leaf pronouns should legally be exclusive to Canadians. 🍁

It's very divisive. I don't like it. The art style shift ...

2023-08-16T00:40:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…vtwc
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It's very divisive. I don't like it. The art style shift in the witch realms was cool but the series overall is edgy and depressing.

I wonder if this is why Table Moocher was all bent out of shape ...

2023-08-14T17:11:43Z

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I wonder if this is why Table Moocher was all bent out of shape over people thinking custom pronouns are stupid eatlier.

The purple one tastes good ...

2023-08-10T22:29:05Z

The purple one tastes good

I've noticed this as well. After the transpocalypse, people ...

2023-08-05T18:50:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…yvdv
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I've noticed this as well. After the transpocalypse, people really sat down and started scrutinizing her writing, saying her narration is mean spirited, going off about Jewish goblins or whatever, etc. Prior to this the same groups of people were getting Harry Potter tattoos and shit

This shit has got to be fucking up crime statistics if ...

2023-07-20T06:44:33Z

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This shit has got to be fucking up crime statistics if they're really being counted as women.

I can guarantee he's doing that stupid pigeon toed pose ...

2023-07-02T05:45:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…jmnn
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I can guarantee he's doing that stupid pigeon toed pose because he thinks he's an anime girl.

Some jackass lawyer sent me a fake court summons in the mail and ...

2023-06-15T22:10:55Z

Some jackass lawyer sent me a fake court summons in the mail and I'm about to go full Karen on his ass.

One of the ones I was considering was a mermaid horror (Into the ...

2023-05-19T17:52:00Z

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One of the ones I was considering was a mermaid horror (Into the Drowning Deep) but that's the one I was leery of because it looks like the author spun a roulette wheel to give everyone a disability as a quirky character trait.

Guessing the name is related to Marguerite Daisies. Marguerites ...

2023-05-19T08:02:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…su3r
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Guessing the name is related to Marguerite Daisies. Marguerites usually aren't that dark in color though, I agree with the Osteospermum ID. They're related so maybe it's just a regional nickname.

I feel like a lot of kids (depending on age) probably don't ...

2023-05-13T17:54:32Z

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I feel like a lot of kids (depending on age) probably don't understand the difference between drag and like, Halloween. And kids fuckin love Halloween.

Really digging into the nightmare fuel tonight, are we? How do ...

2023-03-26T06:21:27Z

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Really digging into the nightmare fuel tonight, are we?

How do you even fix this? Flex tape?

This is so cool! :blobheart:

2023-03-25T21:40:24Z

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This is so cool! :blobheart:

It's SIDS but like, really late to the party. Mystery solved, ...

2023-03-25T17:33:46Z

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It's SIDS but like, really late to the party. Mystery solved, no further thought needed. :blobfox:

More coins should look like this, this kicks ass.

2023-03-24T22:39:38Z

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More coins should look like this, this kicks ass.

Probably. Or I've just reverse engineered it to be ass ...

2023-03-24T05:40:32Z

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Probably. Or I've just reverse engineered it to be ass backwards.

My new Myers-Briggs Type/zodiac sign is 13.59% transphobic Kenny

2023-03-24T05:30:46Z

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My new Myers-Briggs Type/zodiac sign is 13.59% transphobic Kenny

Nothing shows that you're a total catch quite like a partial ...

2023-03-23T23:59:07Z

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Nothing shows that you're a total catch quite like a partial selfie of yourself covered in some manner of flakes.

Uh oh sounds like I missed something

2023-03-10T22:36:39Z

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Uh oh sounds like I missed something

I don't have paper on me rn but this made me weirdly... Not ...

2023-03-09T21:04:59Z

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I don't have paper on me rn but this made me weirdly... Not like sad-sad but a little bummed that the visual representation of viruses seen most often is now pomander balls instead of crazy robot-bug looking bacteriophages.

This is a weird church.

2023-03-09T18:29:00Z

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This is a weird church.