Nostr notes by Duck Nebuchadnezzar

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2026-10-23T18:39:25Z

Remember when having valid css and html was a flex?

Probably nothing.

2026-10-22T11:27:44Z

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Probably nothing.

Now that I've migrated from my org-roam note system where I ...

2026-10-21T22:31:37Z

Now that I've migrated from my org-roam note system where I would link daily items and links I've captured with free-form tags linked together by other links up the conceptual ladder until I hit the global Concepts tag to a Trilium system that lets me play with hierarchy more I moved every topic that had 1 link to be a child of that note and well, I hope you can appreciate the meta-ness of this image.

I wonder if Claude ever gets annoyed with me asking it to do one ...

2026-10-21T20:47:45Z

I wonder if Claude ever gets annoyed with me asking it to do one thing after another.

Why don't we have a wand that we can wave around in a room or ...

2026-10-19T17:33:39Z

Why don't we have a wand that we can wave around in a room or over something and it would tell you objectively how it smells?

Deep in my heart I know this is obvious if you think about it, ...

2026-10-19T03:46:05Z

Deep in my heart I know this is obvious if you think about it, but I often forget that the dude rapping with Paula Abdul wasn't literally an animated cat. They did that just for the video.

Bethesda has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and ...

2026-10-18T19:48:19Z

Bethesda has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and surprise release Elder Scrolls right now.

No one is expecting "we got Elder Scrolls before GTA6"

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2026-10-18T16:14:59Z

I feel about the telephone the way Jerry felt about the mail.

It's high time we return to "Return to Innocence" ...

2026-10-18T01:35:15Z

It's high time we return to "Return to Innocence"

#MakeAmericaPureMoodsAgain

People like songs about drinking beer more than they actually ...

2026-10-17T19:04:09Z

People like songs about drinking beer more than they actually like drinking beer.

Nothing is scarier than being in the middle of enjoying your ...

2026-10-17T17:50:56Z

Nothing is scarier than being in the middle of enjoying your obligation-free Saturday when your girlfriend texts you "Are you excited about tonight?"

People talk about how certain industries are only populated by ...

2026-10-11T00:19:28Z

People talk about how certain industries are only populated by people that are aging out and not being replaced by new blood. This is especially apparent when it comes to Ska bands

Teach your kids how to skank.

It's always disconcerting when you are at a party and you ...

2026-10-10T19:44:56Z

It's always disconcerting when you are at a party and you turn and see a cop. Now granted you are at a children's birthday costume party, but you can never know for sure.

The gangs all here. Mario, Luigi, Yoshi... Mushroom Queen. ...

2026-10-09T23:50:06Z

The gangs all here. Mario, Luigi, Yoshi... Mushroom Queen.

Kids these days burn through all the great optical illusions so ...

2026-10-09T00:30:55Z

Kids these days burn through all the great optical illusions so quickly that they never properly take in how something can be both two faces and a vase at the same time. <mind blown meme>

AI is going to make sorting through dad's photo collection ...

2026-10-09T00:27:01Z

AI is going to make sorting through dad's photo collection after he died without being traumatized so much easier.

There needs to be a word for the panic that sets in when you ...

2026-10-08T23:31:53Z

There needs to be a word for the panic that sets in when you realize that you are not actually sure which variety of vanilla ice cream you prefer.

Went with French Vanilla

Imagine how crazy things would be today if Google never killed ...

2026-10-08T12:37:55Z

Imagine how crazy things would be today if Google never killed Freebase and we all had an open Wikipedia for structured data all this time.

Oh, if only... ...

2026-10-07T00:10:12Z

Oh, if only...

My #ElectricCallboy shirt, vinyl, and comic book arrived today. ...

2026-10-06T20:54:45Z

My #ElectricCallboy shirt, vinyl, and comic book arrived today.

It's ironic that someone with the name of Solo would be part ...

2026-10-06T00:34:55Z

It's ironic that someone with the name of Solo would be part of a Force dyad.

Winds killed the dinosaurs. ...

2026-09-29T13:36:46Z

Winds killed the dinosaurs.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Cz9N8DtKR_w

Based on the dates, he turned back into a human just in time for ...

2026-09-26T20:38:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…w0fy
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Based on the dates, he turned back into a human just in time for the French revolution.

Everybody always says "Oh look how kind this candlestick and ...

2026-09-26T19:44:54Z

Everybody always says "Oh look how kind this candlestick and teapot are singing about how they are so happy to serve you" but considering the entire kingdom was cursed because their lord was discourteous to a guest... You can see how they'd want to be extra sure to get the hospitality down.

I should be able to reference my nostr profile's relay ...

2026-09-26T18:34:47Z

I should be able to reference my nostr profile's relay selections as a flake input.

#ThatTypeOfNerd

Now that I've gotten all my configs migrated from hyprland, I ...

2026-09-26T16:32:27Z

Now that I've gotten all my configs migrated from hyprland, I think I'm going to like niri. Some of it will take getting used to, but it opens up the possibility to do some things I couldn't before.

Dear Steam: I'm frustrated because after spending hours ...

2026-09-26T03:18:49Z

Dear Steam: I'm frustrated because after spending hours trying to get this dongke working with Linux I discover that part of the reason I have been having so many issues is because this thing has a busted battery and will not turn on.

Dear User: Thank you for your question. We don't support Linux, use Windows.

Got a Steam Frame but my computer is not detecting it. Patching ...

2026-09-24T21:41:11Z

Got a Steam Frame but my computer is not detecting it.

Patching my kernel.

#SteamFrame #nixos

It's a shame that the artist Scene Queen used the title ...

2026-09-24T13:52:19Z

It's a shame that the artist Scene Queen used the title "Hot Singles in Your Area" for her LP instead of saving that for a greatest hits compilation.

That's a different group. Still valid with some loose ...

2026-09-24T09:14:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…y8yh
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That's a different group. Still valid with some loose membership overlap, but the group you're thinking of meets in Troy.

First Thursday of every month at Orange Pill Pharmacy

2026-09-23T14:37:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…vq4l
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First Thursday of every month at Orange Pill Pharmacy

Switching to my jeans #JustAutumnThings

2026-09-22T21:24:46Z

Switching to my jeans

#JustAutumnThings

That scene where they're talking about the fate of the first ...

2026-09-22T18:04:49Z

That scene where they're talking about the fate of the first 4 Babylon stations, but it's about Ben Foldses.

There's no time for "playing" when all the floors ...

2026-09-22T15:08:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…h64s
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There's no time for "playing" when all the floors have suddenly turned to lava. This is serious business.

It is absolutely a mistake to think "I'm kinda hungry ...

2026-09-22T14:48:15Z

It is absolutely a mistake to think "I'm kinda hungry right now, I think I'll have more edible"

Duck sold, time to pump. #nevent1q…p0jd

2026-09-21T13:52:47Z

Duck sold, time to pump.

quoting
nevent1q…p0jd
Had to sell a bunch of Bitcoin this morning to buy a Steam Frame. I said I was going to do it when they first announced it and I've been working under the assumption that the stacks I've been stacking was for that purpose... still hurts to see the sats go. This will be my first VR headset.

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2026-09-21T13:50:50Z

I hope Huey found that drug he was looking for.

If the web page for your open-source, self-hosted app has a ...

2026-09-20T17:35:37Z

If the web page for your open-source, self-hosted app has a "pricing" page, I don't want it.

I have no problem with open source devs wanting to get paid, but I don't trust you to not cripple your product in pursuit of having an attractive list of enterprise features.

Had to sell a bunch of Bitcoin this morning to buy a Steam Frame. ...

2026-09-20T16:49:43Z

Had to sell a bunch of Bitcoin this morning to buy a Steam Frame. I said I was going to do it when they first announced it and I've been working under the assumption that the stacks I've been stacking was for that purpose... still hurts to see the sats go. This will be my first VR headset.

I refuse to believe that you think you actually need 4 whole ...

2026-09-12T16:42:11Z

I refuse to believe that you think you actually need 4 whole spaces per indentation level or you'll get confused.

Who are you trying to fool here?

I need a self-hosted app that will notify me when any band in my ...

2026-09-12T00:21:45Z

I need a self-hosted app that will notify me when any band in my lidarr list goes on tour near me.

Oh to be young and so clever that you are the first person to try ...

2026-09-10T15:51:19Z

Oh to be young and so clever that you are the first person to try to be funny by taking "give me a second" literally.

Me to Claude: "Can you add a ditto relay exposed at ...

2026-09-06T20:30:24Z

Me to Claude: "Can you add a ditto relay exposed at relay.duck1123.com and put it under a nostr homepage heading with duck1123.com"

So it packages the app up as a nix package and then instead of building a docker image it builds a kubernetes application that ships a blank docker image with a build of that nix package mounted and then just runs that.

Then it registers uptime kuma and adds an entry to my homepage dashboard (which I finished setting up earlier)

I love Nix, especially what you can do with it with AI.

https://github.com/duck1123/k3s-fleetops/commit/9e59f7a75b747b9623c09d7ffc0d1f59a0d8a032

First Dolly, then Tim? Fuck

2026-08-26T19:48:36Z

First Dolly, then Tim?

Fuck

One of the problems with being a big guy is that the band never ...

2026-08-23T23:11:54Z

One of the problems with being a big guy is that the band never has any shirts in your size.

I wonder if there's a good way to index all the subtitle ...

2026-08-21T18:11:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…47r7
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I wonder if there's a good way to index all the subtitle files.

There needs to be a word to describe that feeling you get when ...

2026-08-06T12:49:10Z

There needs to be a word to describe that feeling you get when you realize the content you've been consuming is just slop and you have to re-frame how you think about it.

All I'm saying is: Has anyone ever actually seen Daft Punk ...

2026-08-05T04:48:57Z

All I'm saying is: Has anyone ever actually seen Daft Punk and Sleep Token in a room at the same time?

For the short time that Supergirl was on Earth, she had to have ...

2026-08-02T23:03:21Z

For the short time that Supergirl was on Earth, she had to have absorbed a lot of pop culture to be able to make all the references that she does. It seems odd that despite all of that, she didn't feel any real kinship for the planet.

If anyone is concerned about having your bitcoin stolen, send me ...

2026-07-30T21:04:43Z

If anyone is concerned about having your bitcoin stolen, send me your seed phrase and I will confirm for you if you have lost all your money or not. (/s)

If I have a bottle of pancakes and bacon whiskey, that's a ...

2026-07-12T11:40:40Z

If I have a bottle of pancakes and bacon whiskey, that's a breakfast drink, right?

The screen on my steam deck hasn't been working for months ...

2026-07-07T14:22:52Z

The screen on my steam deck hasn't been working for months but it worked docked.

I went to restart it today and the screen popped right on. 🤷

One of the downsides of having a homelab is that you're kinda ...

2026-07-04T22:33:44Z

One of the downsides of having a homelab is that you're kinda screwed for content while you wait for DTE to restore power.

radarr fixes this

2026-07-01T13:19:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…84j4
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radarr fixes this

What having my lollipop eaten by an owl taught me about the value ...

2026-06-29T04:28:28Z

What having my lollipop eaten by an owl taught me about the value of evidence-based research.

The problem with standing right behind the dude in the wheelchair ...

2026-06-28T12:21:36Z

The problem with standing right behind the dude in the wheelchair at the Suicide Machines show is that you are in constant fear of being pushed into him as the circle encroaches and sometimes you have to try to redirect the chick that is crowdsurfing right at you.

I threw out my back.

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2026-05-29T19:50:01Z

Could Batman lift Mjolnir with enough prep time?

A benefit of working from home is that the impact of forgetting ...

2026-05-22T13:48:03Z

A benefit of working from home is that the impact of forgetting that you have a 3-day weekend is greatly lessened.

No, I've never driven all the way to work before realizing that we all had the day off before. Why do you ask?

I've been watching through the comedy, St. Denis Medical and ...

2026-05-09T15:38:50Z

I've been watching through the comedy, St. Denis Medical and the drama, The Pitt. I just switched from the comedy episode where the young, new guy is in a situation where he has to intently do chest compression and the I switched over to the drama version where a very similar situation played out in a very different way.

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2026-05-06T23:03:58Z

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Youtube is one of the next things I want to get self hosting. I ...

2026-05-03T17:45:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…2r3w
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Youtube is one of the next things I want to get self hosting. I tried tube-archvist but I don't think I had it working right and I turned it off.

Back then, there wasn't master keys to link a bunch of keys ...

2026-05-03T13:31:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…gczs
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Back then, there wasn't master keys to link a bunch of keys together so all the keys were loose and weren't associated with any sort of wallet.

I've never felt like I've made a better decision than the ...

2026-05-01T23:03:13Z

I've never felt like I've made a better decision than the choice to let the Uber driver deal with this Chicago traffic.

I wouldn't have made it.

GM I'm going to drive from Detroit to Chicago today.

2026-05-01T12:28:52Z

GM

I'm going to drive from Detroit to Chicago today.

If Ashton Kutcher's character from The Butterfly Effect was ...

2026-04-24T05:39:47Z

If Ashton Kutcher's character from The Butterfly Effect was convincingly fooled by a deep fake, could he then go back to a time that never existed?

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2026-04-18T23:10:28Z

Moments after I took the first picture, I was offered an upgrade to the second

Does carnivore man like particle man?

2026-04-14T17:13:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…9g78
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Does carnivore man like particle man?

Back in the day, Tiny Toon Adventures did an episode where they ...

2026-04-14T03:40:19Z

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Back in the day, Tiny Toon Adventures did an episode where they did videos for Constantinople and Particle Man

If anyone was wondering where I hid that copy of my private keys ...

2026-03-21T23:15:46Z

If anyone was wondering where I hid that copy of my private keys all those years ago... It was behind Birds of Prey S1E05.

I would think that most clients just treat each relay as string ...

2023-01-22T13:25:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…kfm0
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I would think that most clients just treat each relay as string addresses and wouldn't cause a problem if 2 endpoints were sitting on the same domain.

Would it make more sense to model these as GET parameters? (even though ring handlers are probably easier to code)

eg: wss://nostr-relay.untethr.me/?mode=reactions&access=ro