2026-09-23T00:36:32Z https://nostr.now MostlyHarmless https://nostr.now/npub1g64rr43zkmjnzwft02zqvj7ka2864ezygp04agmhvgnhw7hg0sfs6sv5gq https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/accounts/avatars/109/570/068/793/989/128/original/9b6f067fb25293c7.png https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/accounts/avatars/109/570/068/793/989/128/original/9b6f067fb25293c7.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8972u6msdt3f3eg9ewrewdgw3xnnsyp0qf96th49h4yvxcezervqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxk4rhhq <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/515/000/438/095/783/original/aa9e7468738a31ad.png"> 2026-10-27T21:30:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst0udlwjjgg46t2lh96rz33cj3zyxjgvm9xe9ddlgkth2q39myaxqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxvuwzp0 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/514/191/826/050/784/original/5474fc902a754482.png"> 2026-10-27T18:04:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswjmr9flp0y76zkhmty52dflq39xcvhhzz536ypu2nda4k2qce88szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxandpcq I strongly believe that when the crosswalk timer runs out a trapdoor should open and swallow the people who failed to make it across in time. 2026-10-27T13:55:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgh3xh3yfq2cnka4dc5yj94hmdpuf9ymdhtn93xdmahxhw0l8crvszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxwpfv2z God: You have probably 70-80 years before you die, ideally.<br/>Man: Oh, well I&#39;ll make the most of-<br/>God: You&#39;ll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.<br/>Man: …Uh<br/>God: *Leans in* That&#39;ll be your favourite part. 2026-10-27T04:06:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrw5zq06hcmf6ev9ga394k2twcsvhhd6hq4x2mqh0pxhq67cxqvgszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxnpn9jd A haiku about being an adult:<br/>I am so tired<br/>Where did all my money go<br/>My back is hurting 2026-10-26T23:31:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrnzt9lazdr2a0s07rwdp0qhfa68xxnwh2aj8rxdxujh3ys2ldpugzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxxxlshc <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/507/567/410/420/124/original/2b824db7ac801f4b.jpg"> 2026-10-26T13:59:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdfqvjuhcgx59z0p2ssw5fd794edyzf3c0z2hdr4yyaj6xaxrqa9qzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxj7fkva <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/504/207/919/897/904/original/4f66b08b85a0f2d8.jpeg"> 2026-10-25T23:45:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgjc3me6hwyxqd5pcd9xprr7k693mcerwt5fjj90r2hp7eewf2m9czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxtpv30r <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/503/170/830/067/875/original/f01ff2021818d393.jpeg"> 2026-10-25T19:21:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv99lcclv23arg83u2rgycjhf8a3llfx6ng3ya492x9phmpae4dsqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxs2mw7v Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out every time you speak. 2026-10-25T15:08:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs955q4e088czw8xnqeszg9nd74vqmhrc2fvhzdvn4w3grfwfhyu8szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxxezg6n I would prefer car commercials that feature unprofessional drivers on open courses. 2026-10-25T03:37:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyfafncwa69mg97ppwcj9672f56pfs0k3fzzvurqgt0h88c0qw64szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxvmgct0 <br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/498/202/149/902/276/original/59cce27b34c5e92f.mp4"></video> 2026-10-24T22:18:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgg329vhwunvmshrau5f2lr298ackfjzh5v9dpl8r9j3jcrxe40gczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxkxsn7v <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/497/263/738/959/546/original/52a7c1adc5b138f1.jpeg"> 2026-10-24T18:19:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswnx9rw84nk0d4smqgrujx3u5z5ycjlw909ftz8ej2mgp45chyjvqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxvty8fj <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/493/797/137/049/216/original/6e2e71fcdd165a14.png"> 2026-10-24T03:38:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszg5cpyzyrfcwq0ty603pku8runfutqhy749pzg7yudxmy6tt93sqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxdu7vhr <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/492/090/312/021/586/original/bcdaaf3533aad123.jpg"> 2026-10-23T20:23:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqe98ygypz0v76khrwrn4f9hymd05gj3ygnxx80n8ml75get0xp7czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxsy2tcd The hardest part about watching &#34;It&#39;s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown&#34; at this point is realizing you are one of the &#34;wah-wah-wah-wah&#34; adults. 2026-10-23T13:59:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs95270c0htncglv99qw6tt2knel3gquwamhq5zwtrwluf2vqjq0pqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxuh2n0f <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/488/500/064/292/089/original/c0dc0c6535df34f9.jpeg"> 2026-10-23T05:10:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2edxu70axn0vaz57r440tpccuf9m6udw29wp282fc62urefnsxvqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxvuqj08 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/486/406/358/591/338/original/5ddfa231d6c9d1dd.jpeg"> 2026-10-22T20:18:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyr64du4r2agn33amveqr5m505jze0r54avzw9vvs7e0csd6vxa2gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxpz722c <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/485/669/580/769/720/original/adf129e6710c6a01.jpeg"> 2026-10-22T17:11:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfxpcs50ezmz923tdfzd3xpjdkgmn7w7vncfnd97l9lgzwj8cas3czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxzle7x2 “Probiotic” sounds a lot better than “bacteria infested.” 2026-10-22T13:49:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspyun6zv52ap9tygp6uvlp39wvgz9gn4xwapawgmfgu9lv4uemplqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px2zj6mm <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/483/307/257/686/094/original/a80257515c6531d2.jpeg"> 2026-10-22T07:10:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvgwg5pcq3dzcae57nn3q0q24kasq0tt56svneuwgpa5ltw8jk98szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxyqq43l <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/481/496/437/649/715/original/9b2767f3233d3775.jpeg"> 2026-10-21T23:29:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs20wulepq5m9msnwn54t4g098sehndzgclvk6txu2r478zz3uwcwszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxghntxn <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/480/593/097/354/180/original/3a2f91584c6d4cd0.jpeg"> 2026-10-21T19:39:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstsf837g7x67gjrk85cqxl2k7vjylhfdmd30jnm8zqflsmam7nthszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxv4lur4 The dumbest person you know is being told &#34;You&#39;re absolutely right&#34; by ChatGPT right now. 2026-10-21T04:48:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzxyhuwaj9zmkgp23p056zveypphcc54alfusqxj9zvp35qfqv3czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxsmj3g7 <a href="https://youtu.be/i4XbgH7igns">https://youtu.be/i4XbgH7igns</a> 2026-10-20T21:49:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgp3lr5xxkpehfpf5lcpx3gmxl2p66sq274l0980jsrvrj77q5yrqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxc7mgcv <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/473/070/163/239/888/original/2f30a050e6ad8426.webp"> 2026-10-20T11:46:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0rf2922yvxks6xp5mk95r8kd694ycasqul6c8kmq9mmm2cgn6ecqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px6frknc <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/471/293/786/654/880/original/58a785d29c6d8022.png"> 2026-10-20T04:15:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2q80swl5yf72y2040lxe6vnqwt6m8lz2aaradxesu00y0rcwtquqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxvlzeuc As a teenager getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving. As an adult getting picked up is great because I don&#39;t have to drive. 2026-10-19T17:12:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0c8eqhwfu4fklreyedxdsrzr6k3n35jl2zt2jerpfcqe55mkynaszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxtk78vj Met an Egyptian; they walk just like us. 2026-10-19T15:08:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfkevmuatjscgy4zqlrxr4xp2v5dgcm3ar57sqz2er7dkq2a0swcgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px39s3y5 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/463/550/931/916/546/original/ccc363e535293967.jpeg"> 2026-10-18T19:25:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0e6pzp3tnlgykc6fmfll78wcex282apt2z36m7vsaqvjeyd0z5pszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxc9qa4p Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I&#39;ve eaten 107 push-up pops. 2026-10-18T16:25:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvf34eg8h4fq25tvenh5pp7f5kmvwewnhcudx8swhzemtareqfhsczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxwxypra <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/462/119/421/940/846/original/8ba9325c71e98393.jpg"> 2026-10-18T13:21:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8u9nuzj6fncln82gn5pkg9yxu9amhjeghqqkq39lp3dz643z33jgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px7txd6m So many voices in my head and not one of them can hold a decent conversation. 2026-10-18T06:49:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq4558h53ajweym0704y099fnp7sxyq58pw5ldasy8datmztneydszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxceqqj2 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/458/179/487/448/621/original/054c0c0b39a1b71b.jpeg"> 2026-10-17T20:39:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszda3yr9pwnzhtwykeuq53fdyt0svtrt7j7t5hmuz7ezr2equnxzczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxw77u98 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/456/774/809/846/543/original/825ac653b7298e42.png"> 2026-10-17T14:42:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswt3g582u5hnc9u6wddhuunl9p2rad9plez8pa4hw7u306k9d3u2qzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxnlczrc <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/454/003/311/792/854/original/6dc8f229e7cded5f.jpg"> 2026-10-17T02:57:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg7wffvgjapswelcaza7q4wz5sr70uhxzu0pzgufyyvq30hckagxszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxxx7lju Existence is a scam made up by Big Philosophy to sell more philosophy. 2026-10-16T12:53:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ud9ds72fx8zg2gdg9jhvvyuk36h995766srxa8v7f9es7mzns6czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxakxwzw <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/449/045/733/825/155/original/5c844dee18513501.webp"> 2026-10-16T05:57:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2fdlg4x6gux0l8zmdmuqmqk8seewee6zgqukhryyepyrkun3r7cgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px5fugcv You may be married, but you aren’t *married* married until you’re in IKEA together and you brought your own tape measure. 2026-10-16T00:36:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqrr7l5p5dx6m8xvrecfzx9q0rn35wf3zlxt9c7ntx03mwtfpjxwgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px5j9kux <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/445/244/292/411/515/original/caa8577fd1d1d75c.jpg"> 2026-10-15T13:50:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg00c89dl0pp4yjlc2m828qmdaygtgv0ky7s5dg97zsy6eujnytvczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxemz5e6 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/443/093/428/126/390/original/15b0a48f560ac106.jpg"> 2026-10-15T04:43:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspuqsjwcut0h5a75z0ldzuyeuyvuhg68x23y5xuzhqjrclx5p5qagzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxstg54r <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/441/657/383/043/095/original/bb7bf99181137e3f.webp"> 2026-10-14T22:37:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvdj3xyl2sfva9ur5yavs5qqsng3jwc37gf5z7mz85ymn8eqwxkjczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px77hmsj <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/440/622/033/728/497/original/93e457dad4625547.webp"> 2026-10-14T18:14:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvvn667qyazyqyfsk42seegvcu85ltnt6vwxyzm2g8zxrpx99vuxgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxd47apy <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/439/181/125/369/679/original/4c431fa2c57bbd95.webp"> 2026-10-14T12:08:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqyxs5sq3eck95aec37uxh5te2fkkmv4znzumz9n0t27xff50yzsszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxqhwa35 A nice salad, except with sauce instead of dressing and maybe pepperoni and cheese instead of veggies and then baked on a crust. 2026-10-13T21:55:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsttchuqd469y5wtm8pn0xnxysd2hd5qx3wcq29cqexpk4s7e7fv4gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px0lk6zy All gas station bathrooms are required by law to look like the set of a Saw movie. 2026-10-13T17:35:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8raadv569kg94fp4gstme26en6ef56274jyv2wg0l3alt5hxgd8qzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px6h22zh <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/429/621/354/146/492/original/30792cb89c78dd6c.jpeg"> 2026-10-12T19:37:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv7uevqzj0yklk9p9qxrtlsu5e4feu7v7l47hflfr7wfnjyc9gt9czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxjuhj3e You just can&#39;t watch the news and drink a glass of water at the same time anymore. 2026-10-12T16:36:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz7tvylmrcjmy4x9au23m9zglhsyc0mthcqve6gqn5ud56xxfaf4szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxyw09v3 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/425/513/605/035/407/original/1fa8a0937170aaa8.jpg"> 2026-10-12T02:12:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv5pds2p839swkw3lwyaa2s77m0ww976e4e5h3xzquu7d87j4f0mszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxzdzsfd <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/424/450/944/277/223/original/1a52543ebd3e6e32.jpg"> 2026-10-11T21:42:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspeparmemphj0q5gtlna2jvla32vkkclq8jdpr7z46rttvlddkn6czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxrva7f7 I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York. 2026-10-11T14:06:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvssxyjdt8y0rrchxuhjfvrjvsh9v65akxrt5kydk59kmhczruxtszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxqan0ue I hope to become the last guy on earth one day. Then I&#39;ll get to find out if all those women were lying to me. 2026-10-11T00:26:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8xeukuf7np4f65v7kx7ys2d2k64ql2dxl20qpvvt39xzu50zyxpgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxycnmsv Andrew Garfield, Toby McGuire and Tom Holland all get into an accident arriving at a party. <br/>As it turns out, they&#39;re terrible parallel Parkers. 2026-10-10T17:32:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstv2dzqa3malksq0f3676q7jzfzpcpvetxyjdxv88dxtxencmqn4szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxlsakm3 4 year old: is money real or pretend?<br/>Me: *clears throat* *takes sip of water* *arranges notes on podium* 2026-10-10T14:06:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspa4xrqt026gum3awx9hpyn68rsclvh92a5e9m0d7f52fc5azy2uszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxneh378 You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straitjackets anymore. 2026-10-09T18:29:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqyj7yznm2qcf8x00ulldvgp52te92zcsyx0g4hf9hsjc696syykqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxp3mzsz <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/411/343/528/284/706/original/5ee95ce51a31d845.webp"> 2026-10-09T14:08:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr5u0dw0cng9c9wqerl3kt9dy5wy6vh0d2x5ux3uawcst3crmk50szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxwrdwqw French protests have three stages:<br/>1. Peaceful marching<br/>2. Rioting/arson (targeting banks, not homes)<br/>3. Mass strikes &amp; economic shutdown<br/>The French elite fear Stage 1 because they know Stages 2 and 3 are coming. Canadians only do Stage 1 and our elites ignore it because they know there is no real threat of escalation. 2026-10-09T04:17:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspxxtcfwzfjn500dxrkmz4p0f74rddts93hrzl0w3khqlsev0f5qczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxm2hwe3 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/407/823/674/135/050/original/8c1144ccac0b3a5b.jpeg"> 2026-10-08T23:14:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf2npz2aru6k4gujgcwsgdvskgmd3ra4fc75u93j3k7ceac0l7fcqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxx7wznd <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/405/502/777/051/921/original/f13c8d9e1490134b.jpeg"> 2026-10-08T13:23:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfwjvrataamn0cxlumd88v5mx7hlxl2utzuuk3qfryt86fgvlr2tqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxlrvhah <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/403/277/662/834/790/original/24c73dbd9d1b9df3.jpg"> 2026-10-08T03:57:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5dlflp2vcvcvk9e74uknhdmd8tcphvq9d5lf0hej35u4mqz2vsczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px5z3zgd Interviewer: What inspires you to get out of bed every day?<br/>Me: My bladder, mostly. 2026-10-07T23:55:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr5d2ynv6wa7466f6zln4f53lwkyfm4dpdtjarhlhdcjmsg0lcw3gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px3l6jda <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/401/430/793/029/590/original/006e4ce6a65a757f.jpg"> 2026-10-07T20:07:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqyud6w95muwx0xv08fntvc9ugz338enyss4w842zeqcqqmuh25lgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxu586qa When he was my age, my father had two kids and a house. I can’t even pull that off in The Sims. 2026-10-07T13:24:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy94qc08yhrfg90q4x77yg0fzkj3susc8vrcle2jgmdyse0a2a3gczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxgvz6dx <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/397/707/313/129/279/original/6b9b773e4d1af119.jpeg"> 2026-10-07T04:21:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspjynjt99a40wycac96k7ylfvqt9wsc5mqmtegrsfd4xd8c3xmlnszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxwdzgnr <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/396/339/171/780/608/original/f589b1fcb3cd48c1.jpg"> 2026-10-06T22:33:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspyf08ft9jae44ppec896rufjcmpa2cty8jmlu630j5dma6xxaacgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxel0n9r An American election is kind of like The Sound of Music; it goes on for way too long, you already know all the songs and dances, and you always forget how many Nazis there are going to be. 2026-10-06T16:52:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8zv8c8nzhgl4gl7mq2fjdmk3sf4n4xn05v5hvjhzs58tevpl7wzczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxevznpd <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/394/381/359/097/572/original/ae6c8da7b1c9710b.jpeg"> 2026-10-06T14:15:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsry7k239jrt2k0c635eqyyu3jh0pwsgypgnhm52vv40ty57ddaqhszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxsantym <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/390/870/315/160/270/original/1a7c28cf5cca1891.jpeg"> 2026-10-05T23:22:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqm93q82elyc6g7dy3tgr0ctrhzrcxdt9sngpymxyl8s0jyyter2gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px3ndd25 Starting your day with running is a great way to make sure your day can&#39;t get any worse. 2026-10-05T13:12:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrq6xp6dx4r9a5xara8y3jgvz3vgs2vwd9246qj33tn3s5c9zskzgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px05g3tl <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/385/645/002/329/453/original/9892a6b2e1723a50.jpeg"> 2026-10-05T01:13:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdh5crztlm99vyav6dppc3zfvmpjsecsvsftda6d7sf9s6nx4qvcgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxkvlkcv My pet peeve is the fact that our entirely computerized banking system still pretends that it can&#39;t process deposits on weekends or holidays. 2026-10-04T18:20:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05dlej3v6v6apaa4dhn7qd9f6zrcfvfgaslyrzpsmsplxsjt0dtgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxprjcj7 <a href="https://youtu.be/O4UldQTHd-0">https://youtu.be/O4UldQTHd-0</a> 2026-10-04T14:28:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9nlhv4hqey9d3wlx5dffl82n4lq50hlmxcar5pfu009cd50vy0kczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxe3nflv <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/380/617/736/808/491/original/66f4523693570193.jpeg"> 2026-10-04T03:54:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9cl6tgg3melvumd0580h94sephxelfwc4x60u3t0mfntn03yx7jqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px5f73vv <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/378/124/370/223/620/original/296eb9687bed6a86.jpeg"> 2026-10-03T17:20:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgc40d2k06cehn7alyrfuuemw8kperl86282pwlucuf62dmran3tczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxy7dry6 I need a new butler because the current one sucks. Also, he is me. 2026-10-03T14:15:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyqmt703e77hqken9m2lz47xgtx3022enp5x3q9dd09upr7llttnczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxa7c2gq <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/374/454/634/421/187/original/2e7cfb997be53add.png"> 2026-10-03T01:47:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfy7889m26swl8v3yfrvc38s45gsqe9sn4v9j48jgk040rh8l092czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px4qdpfa If your life depended upon me accepting your invitation to your MLM recruitment party, please know that I would give serious thought to the kind of flower arrangement I would send to the funeral home. 2026-10-02T16:21:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr6ecf46t4znvtkjsv79933gyzkfzvljcryphreapqgps6fy8jyhszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxeffd05 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/371/400/606/884/582/original/0e5395a844df7783.jpeg"> 2026-10-02T12:50:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswjxsvz9l792cgr8p8slxnsn3lupm7s5ad9dkh47s4fzj8tqtwe5gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxp6sqa2 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/368/719/762/471/306/original/c1eecb6eed53db3a.jpeg"> 2026-10-02T01:29:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs055qu6k6wnt8yhg70zcvkjzxnt5qnwys8pzchzsd04u7sxqx309szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxzhqk4j <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/368/716/841/934/401/original/a0c5ce8ec99eb1a9.png"> 2026-10-02T01:28:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqrlx62wqfwcgpf5540reyh7uj6mu03ctlucj94yx7hes9wqlc3aczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px8jsj3e This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she’s not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger! 2026-10-01T20:47:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswu9rgnwagpcc5pvuatx7v52ap0nm73a6kz3fgjln8fruq322nyvqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px7suma6 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/366/830/023/333/045/original/a73a36c884eec5b1.jpeg"> 2026-10-01T17:28:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz8m7nd6uhk20h6e8jh8nfy8jarx0k8v7fdwaxkl9fgdeprjr536gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxcxryxa I’m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared for any follow-up conversation. 2026-10-01T14:15:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqqy2lvpp4vmf5clvurr3et3pu93myhrzp8ckvg0h5ux3a6hdyadczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px8g7m9z The Abyss: &#34;Can I help you? Do you have nothing better to do than stare, you creep?&#34; 2026-10-01T00:08:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9tg9k53eldlgecyrm7x99f2tptdz33kn383z7ghp4luywv683u8gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxffxey3 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/361/899/306/686/095/original/6c091ef66c1142ef.jpeg"> 2026-09-30T20:34:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8ag0ek9wupsjw2wtmkj85etsmtjsuhu8r7ee249fv9cy86kwk7mczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxf7g0ck <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/361/145/211/858/246/original/dbf0334f66e76189.jpeg"> 2026-09-30T17:22:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0qgexhg7nadfzwc8hj4ltnq7anktv0zdawnavgepna97gf9krqhczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxuf4xhy <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/360/073/622/555/573/original/6e4dacfcf669fa44.jpg"> 2026-09-30T12:50:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0pz9g8c89pjxnxg4z84neugqtx6p8ak3722s78y293khxhxu82xqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px8pj6qt <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/357/102/722/305/664/original/5391f008edb65c3f.png"> 2026-09-30T00:14:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswm06f55vvfzrkcu3dgwt2fcyyapfzfqwj8pudyv0tezyydpg5djczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxtqkm53 If I was Darth Vader I could fall asleep during meetings at work and no one would notice. 2026-09-29T18:17:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspntzkc6l6pwcdgp4hkgnmrnrcte4xvkqhwlgxgnekpru947rmysszypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px9ggsmy <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/354/730/437/705/923/original/0a5e2e902ca71822.png"> 2026-09-29T14:11:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05gy32magjdp972h4xqe4vjqshyxqy3vc6an0z456nger7432ujqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxu4fwa2 The fact that no one freaking understands you does NOT make you an artist. 2026-09-29T06:38:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2f8yy340q9vz8p35splfwfvpkgm0drfxrwke44uq6rul5vjmf0pgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxzulf7j <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/351/639/209/368/674/original/9a577bfc8abd2617.jpg"> 2026-09-29T01:05:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8yv3ay9xl3yj4lmp9ugkd2w50g02elhgnapps7th6y8fxuql8csqzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxxlxupm <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/350/240/000/241/838/original/c02c40fcea1caedb.jpeg"> 2026-09-28T19:09:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs23phd7y5s7usvdlumms99nvpkdfjdeur0yeyl8lg2p4vns2rewegzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxy0am86 &#39;Normal&#39; is apparently getting dressed in clothes you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car you’re still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. 2026-09-28T13:22:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfdccpnv2xglxnq9sq5kkmhreurknst3gr8wma3kxpz2u6z057v7szypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px2pnr73 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/346/801/503/103/901/original/b574fce242953ead.jpeg"> 2026-09-28T04:34:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9d0we98g4wfl3j6qkzn5l0yehg7r4e2yfcl2vj4zx3kcmxj9hruczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px473syl Pedophillionaires and trillion-dollar companies are like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.” 2026-09-28T00:06:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxhfh8zse365xrpfc7wgkp5rxcdzrd35c03kkcdpme2p2gz2p939czypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxt38gs8 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/344/608/043/405/718/original/b8da06a230f5a1a3.jpeg"> 2026-09-27T19:17:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvst0rrwy46kqp58hr0dcxjk2g7qngs6xggyg9seyn3jatfffqt8qzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxg7pruv <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/343/460/698/194/931/original/565dc0fee8157647.jpg"> 2026-09-27T14:25:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszn6jk98fd3xaxggqcs6nhjlcnue9q9wmsd7qycu7dzgf790n4hmczypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxqj80lj I just talked to everyone in the grocery store that you’re in and they all said you’re acting super weird and they know that you’re high. 2026-09-27T01:47:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgqav4rra7988jsk6pm4fzp49wuhmqtv6dxp0zx3unmme8mlnqgkgzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7px8v3njv <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/338/941/613/184/420/original/920b195893aa0c5c.jpeg"> 2026-09-26T19:16:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp67pg5epgezj5gqrpj5ue0f9kw6rx3w88k06wadg9we36daph52gzypr25vwky2mw2vfe9daggpjt6m4gl2hyg3q97h4rwa3zwam6ap7pxkuammk <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com/TheCanadian/media_attachments/files/117/337/912/852/445/861/original/f2474f3a8e65bff8.jpeg"> 2026-09-26T14:54:26Z