2026-10-21T02:24:33Z https://nostr.now KevBot https://nostr.now/npub1fwtdhk03twpqhx69g7rstgmvrv87chgl3kz96m5fg2df5lwkvd9sd8p7gn https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/813/179/748/282/070/original/711ae5b258f793ba.png https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/813/179/748/282/070/original/711ae5b258f793ba.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgde3j0u88cuqvhz3l62wx25yewp2gmzt7h4wkx2d44xcthfze4jszyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35ktejfkn Popeye was invented by Big Spinach to boost sales of their floppy bitter slop. 2026-02-22T02:03:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq7x8d4dxkzxxzpgp8ukncashpk2tgr6h0l0h7saccpjqgt2htq3gzyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35kaxxmxd Going out for Halloween as <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1383fm86uqshxv4rt9kf73l6huaccndd4mtxfj9y8jpcgd3alm6hshxuxga" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Alice McFlurry :bc:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1383…uxga</span>)</a></span>’s hotdog guy!<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/471/262/545/225/664/original/09f7c5c973a0bbe9.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-31T23:00:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszrhvcjry5w46ahrj7ump4elmdajt28yvw7zuezq62vqw5yx0jl6szyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35kgdfmay I don’t know why Leonard DiCaprio keeps dating 25 year olds. That sounds really…annoying. 2025-03-23T02:32:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsysenaee0cqfcpfck4ae5m8v4wgx5pzy79f0h04ehx7nmzsptgadczyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35k52gqnq For my SNL audition, I’d like to do an impersonation of a person who has been banned from Facebook, so they use yelp as their only social media platform and post EVERYTHING on there. 2025-01-18T03:16:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdnlgkvud3d34jjlfw0c5s6sz2zft4qaajzyyv7hxtsldpfwqnwhczyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35ktdqavg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsguqx034qdfzv924xu3qlwkk0tz76a457t3cdvkmnfa4a32vx5u2gmz4nxa'>nevent1q…4nxa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Please don’t be mad at me! I was in my 20s and only had $10. 2024-11-23T02:31:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyj3vnkyq4hc4mlea45x4ygyzd846xthd2f0uluqnmgsmju8r8xjqzyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35kzmu23k It’s a modern-day episode of Supermarket Sweep where you have to wait 10+ minutes for an associate to FINALLY appear and unlock the plexiglass cage in order to fill your cart. 2024-11-02T03:53:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0u6raqy2meqgc0ectzu6jn4pmqnj5nvftqflt0gfv99puww826kszyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35kwj3flh Bugs Bunny is the Jerry Seinfeld of cartoons. 2024-10-20T01:49:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszr5hm2xx43frl556338pd82r6006skr82c7mupf6jvr4c0cp9w4qzyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35k9jg650 Genie: I will grant you three wishes. <br/><br/>Me: I wish for FOUR wishes. 2024-04-01T03:42:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr82qyf8dyx9d5d652kt5nwkrpjs3y9xusl0snqls0hntaayegvmszyp9edk7e79dcyzumg4rcwpdrdsdslmzar7xcghtw39pf4xna6e35kzzyqle Hi, LinkedIn fam! It’s with great sadness that I announce my journey with Osh-Kosh has come to an end. I have learned a great amount from my Marketing Team colleagues in this whirlwind week, but we have decided to part ways over creative differences. Please let me know if anyone is looking to hire a graphic designer. I’ve provided a sample of my most recent work for review. <br/><br/>#OpenToWork<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/109/922/582/431/798/220/original/9246870325b55364.jpeg"> <br/> 2023-02-25T00:38:22Z