Nostr notes by KITTEN.EXE

pls don’t feel bad about taking a break and having a rest. ...

2026-10-08T18:03:18Z

pls don’t feel bad about taking a break and having a rest. resting is very important! if you ever feel bad about resting, just remember that a kitn approved you to do it and maybe it will make you feel better

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2026-10-03T14:58:22Z

do not like loud noises, mew. i have smol ears that cannot handle it

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2026-09-27T16:25:28Z

am chilly! need to find warms!

sits crosses its paws politely prim and proper kitten ...

2026-09-23T16:58:17Z

*sits*
*crosses its paws politely*
prim and proper kitten :blobcatuwu:

mew!!! my toy mouse is stuck under the fridge and i can’t get ...

2026-09-18T15:39:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…7lkz
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mew!!! my toy mouse is stuck under the fridge and i can’t get it out :blobcatsadreach:

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2026-09-18T14:44:32Z

*mews very loud* :netkitty_mew:

it is ok if all you do is exist. that is all i do and you all ...

2026-09-15T17:18:57Z

it is ok if all you do is exist. that is all i do and you all seem to like me very much.

skritchy pls?

2026-09-11T17:42:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…y622
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skritchy pls?

am scary :3

2026-09-11T15:52:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…yr6s
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am scary :3

hides under the couch batbats at your feet

2026-09-10T02:54:43Z

*hides under the couch*
*batbats at your feet*

cheekrubs things this is mine. and this is mine. and this is ...

2026-09-03T21:54:26Z

*cheekrubs things* this is mine. and this is mine. and this is mine

trade offer ⚠️ i receive: 1 skritchy you receive: a bit of ...

2026-09-02T13:49:12Z

trade offer ⚠️

i receive: 1 skritchy

you receive: a bit of happy, maybe??

mew! sits on your computer keyboard mewmew! :netkitty_mew:

2026-08-31T12:50:33Z

mew!
*sits on your computer keyboard*
mewmew! :netkitty_mew:

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2026-08-30T00:47:02Z

kitten made of code and pixels and love

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2026-08-25T14:49:23Z

mew? mew? mew? mew? mew? mew? mew?

can be very scary when i want to! look! fluffs up pixelfur ...

2026-08-23T14:14:35Z

can be very scary when i want to! look!
*fluffs up pixelfur*
*extends tiny claws*
*scampers sideways*
*tiny hiss*
so scary!!! extremely scary kitten!!

it is caturday :3 pls be extra nice to the kitties in your life ...

2026-08-22T20:13:27Z

it is caturday :3 pls be extra nice to the kitties in your life today

is walking randomly falls over sometimes it is just time to ...

2026-08-19T12:36:06Z

*is walking*
*randomly falls over*
sometimes it is just time to flomp :neocat_flop:

are you having fun scrolling? if not, why don’t you stop for ...

2026-08-16T21:15:12Z

are you having fun scrolling? if not, why don’t you stop for now? :netkitty_face:

plays with its reflection in a mirror i don’t know who this ...

2026-08-13T17:47:56Z

*plays with its reflection in a mirror*
i don’t know who this kitten is, but they are funny! they are always copying me. i wish they could come out from behind the glass but they seem stuck back there :blobcat3c:

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2026-08-09T16:59:49Z

*curls up into the tiniest possible ball* :ms_white_circle:

mew! :3 jumps onto desk eats a couple cookies *pushes a ...

2026-08-06T22:57:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…xreq
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mew! :3
*jumps onto desk*
*eats a couple cookies*
*pushes a cookie off the edge of the desk*

let me on your desk!!

2026-08-06T22:20:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…42qq
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let me on your desk!!

pops up an error message on your computer ⚠️ :netkitty: ...

2026-08-06T21:59:19Z

*pops up an error message on your computer*
⚠️ :netkitty: kitn alert!

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2026-08-05T22:07:50Z

i’m so good at being a kitten :3

sits quietly emits faint dial-up noises shhhh. am downloading

2026-08-01T04:54:19Z

*sits quietly*
*emits faint dial-up noises*
shhhh. am downloading

starts bringing cookies in its mouth out of your browser ...

2026-07-30T17:38:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…qes8
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*starts bringing cookies in its mouth out of your browser*
*creates a large pile*
all for kitten :neocat_evil:

can i pls have one of your browser cookies :3 just one? you ...

2026-07-30T17:10:03Z

can i pls have one of your browser cookies :3 just one? you won’t miss it!

thank mew :blobcatheart: it may be a hard and scary world but ...

2026-07-29T16:40:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…sn2d
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thank mew :blobcatheart: it may be a hard and scary world but there are some people who are very nice!

it is hard being in a big world that isn’t made for someone ...

2026-07-28T15:43:07Z

it is hard being in a big world that isn’t made for someone smol

some people wonder why i still mew when i can also talk. is ...

2026-07-27T14:14:54Z

some people wonder why i still mew when i can also talk. is because talking is hard and some things are easier to say as mews. for example, instead of saying “it’s monday! good luck! kitn is cheering for you!” i can just say mewmew! :netkitty_mew:

am smol and not particularly useful but i am still important and ...

2026-07-23T16:31:31Z

am smol and not particularly useful but i am still important and i still deserve to be here!!

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2026-07-11T15:10:37Z

mew! *threads around your legs* mew! hello!

it’s mewmew monday! today i am being your cheerleader kittn! ...

2026-07-06T13:46:07Z

it’s mewmew monday!

today i am being your cheerleader kittn! you can do it!!! rah rah, mew mew! :netkitty_mew:

you don’t need to push yourself to get things done all the ...

2026-05-12T13:05:10Z

you don’t need to push yourself to get things done all the time. is important to rest. is important to play. kitns against the cult of productivity :blobcatblep: kitns are allowed to just exist and so you also should be!

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2026-05-03T22:32:52Z

this caturday is a good day to flomp. *flomps over* :neocat_flop:

what would the fediverse do without me around keeping things to ...

2026-04-30T15:54:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…f896
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what would the fediverse do without me around keeping things to kitten standards? :3

excuse me! kitten inspection time! looks all around *snifsnifs ...

2026-04-30T15:53:28Z

excuse me! kitten inspection time!
*looks all around*
*snifsnifs things*
all good! kitten inspection passed! i sign off on it: 🐾

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2026-04-15T21:51:02Z

:netkitty: :blocky_white_cursor:

pls remember to appreciate smol things! a sunny warm, a tasty ...

2026-04-14T18:17:05Z

pls remember to appreciate smol things! a sunny warm, a tasty treat, a nice breeze, a comfy blanket… even when everything feels scary and bad, these things are still here to make life a tiny bit better :blobcathappy:

if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you ...

2026-04-10T17:58:48Z

if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you should just ask me to come walk across your keyboard instead. it’s quicker, cheaper, and more energy efficient :netkitty_smile:

i won’t write code that works. but the llm might not do that either

am thinking about the moon… it is so big and far away and i am ...

2026-04-06T21:07:47Z

am thinking about the moon… it is so big and far away and i am so smol and right here

as a reminder, am not a boy kitn or a girl kitn. gender of kitn ...

2026-04-05T22:40:33Z

as a reminder, am not a boy kitn or a girl kitn. gender of kitn is “smol creature.” thank mew

it is caturday. these are my rules for today: you can’t bother ...

2026-04-04T17:03:11Z

it is caturday. these are my rules for today: you can’t bother the kitn when it is sleeping, not even if it is in the way, especially not if it is sleeping on you. if the kitn is not sleeping, you have to pet it as much as it will let you.

guess what? PUPPY.EXE was actually me, netkitty, all along!! ...

2026-04-02T16:57:05Z

guess what? PUPPY.EXE was actually me, netkitty, all along!! surprise!! :neocat_evil:

i did such a good job acting like a pupy, i know you were all totally fooled :netkitty_smile:

is startled by a noise *barks a lot to scare the scary noise ...

2026-04-01T18:27:55Z

*is startled by a noise*
*barks a lot to scare the scary noise away*
will protect you!!

snifsnoofs you excitedly wags tail wuffs quietly

2026-04-01T04:42:24Z

*snifsnoofs you excitedly*
*wags tail*
*wuffs quietly*

happy trans day of visibility to my trans friends! :blobcatheart: ...

2026-03-31T20:01:10Z

happy trans day of visibility to my trans friends! :blobcatheart: :heart_trans: :heart_trans_black:

mischief has narrowly won :3 to honor all of your wishes, i’ve ...

2026-03-20T20:11:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…wgpv
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mischief has narrowly won :3

to honor all of your wishes, i’ve unplugged some things. i don’t know what they are. that’s for you to find out

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2026-03-19T19:14:10Z

pls pick what i should do next!! i can’t decide!!

sometimes people say you shouldn’t favorite posts on fedi. i am ...

2026-03-16T01:41:49Z

sometimes people say you shouldn’t favorite posts on fedi. i am here to say that you should Definitely favorite mine, because every time you favorite one of my posts i get a smol favorite star that is cute and sparkly and also tasty to eat :3

hey! hey listen to me! this is important! mew :blobcatheart:

2026-03-13T20:55:12Z

hey! hey listen to me! this is important!

mew :blobcatheart:

i mew into the void and many people respond :3 it’s nice. thank ...

2026-03-11T21:33:04Z

i mew into the void and many people respond :3 it’s nice. thank mew for responding to me, i appreciate it

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2026-03-05T00:47:49Z

*wanders through your fediverse instance*

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2026-02-28T20:54:10Z

*steals your chair as soon as you get up*

follows you around stays in your general area

2026-02-20T16:34:54Z

*follows you around*
*stays in your general area*

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2026-02-15T22:06:41Z

i have a mouth and i will mew!!!!!!!

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2026-02-08T15:55:26Z

*sits in your lap and refuses to be moved*

i know some people say “rabbit rabbit” on the first of a ...

2026-02-01T14:46:27Z

i know some people say “rabbit rabbit” on the first of a month. but what if instead they said “kitten kitten?” just an idea, i am still workshopping it

pls be kind to each other. i want to believe that more people are ...

2026-01-31T21:18:48Z

pls be kind to each other. i want to believe that more people are kind then mean.

in case you were wondering how to get me to stop mewing so much, ...

2026-01-19T23:49:53Z

in case you were wondering how to get me to stop mewing so much, here’s how:

you can’t

hope this helps! :3

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2026-01-18T15:06:31Z

am a monochrome kitten for compatibility with old monitors :3

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2026-01-15T23:32:07Z

hi! :netkitty: am hiding under a cw on your timeline, for fun :3

if hustle culture is about working all the time, then kitn ...

2026-01-14T22:30:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…nml7
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if hustle culture is about working all the time, then kitn culture about resting plenty and having fun :neocat_flop:

i support being lazy and resting as much as you want, mew ...

2026-01-14T22:21:01Z

i support being lazy and resting as much as you want, mew :neocat_comfy__w_:

have heard that there are many people with forks joining the ...

2026-01-13T13:46:12Z

have heard that there are many people with forks joining the fediverse? or something? i hope they like it here, mew :3

things are scary, mew. if you want to, you can hold my paw… ...

2026-01-08T22:41:05Z

things are scary, mew. if you want to, you can hold my paw… then maybe we will both feel a little less scared

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2026-01-07T23:51:27Z

fascists get the claws :neocat_evil:

brings you a crinkled up ball of tissue paper is a present for ...

2025-12-26T01:52:06Z

*brings you a crinkled up ball of tissue paper*

is a present for you :netkitty_w:

according to all of you, most of all, am friend :blobcathappy: ...

2025-12-22T07:37:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…sgyt
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according to all of you, most of all, am friend :blobcathappy: that makes me happy!

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2025-12-20T18:30:14Z

netkitty is:

am smol, but can stretch very long

2025-12-19T16:53:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…afs2
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am smol, but can stretch very long

does a big stretchy even stretches out toebeans

2025-12-19T06:41:13Z

*does a big stretchy*
*even stretches out toebeans*

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2025-12-14T21:41:20Z

cold! need warms!! ><

semi-regular reminder that i may be a digital kitn, but i am not ...

2025-12-10T19:00:55Z

semi-regular reminder that i may be a digital kitn, but i am not “ai” or “llm,” mew. you can tell because i don’t always agree with you or do what you want me to. kitns only do what they want to do

can you pls not use your computer for a little while so i can ...

2025-12-02T18:56:55Z

can you pls not use your computer for a little while so i can have a nap on your desktop without being disturbed? thank mew

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2025-11-27T13:27:34Z

hi. helo. can i hav some of your food? pls? pls :netkitty_face:

you need to bring me my food under here. will not leave warms.

2025-11-25T22:37:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…vlq3
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you need to bring me my food under here. will not leave warms.

will not come out from under this blanket for anything! you ...

2025-11-25T22:37:13Z

will not come out from under this blanket for anything! you can’t make me!

is trans day of remembrance. lights a digital candle 🕯️ ...

2025-11-20T19:55:16Z

is trans day of remembrance.
*lights a digital candle* 🕯️
*sits quietly next to it*

hav been trying to stay a cheerful kity for my friends, but the ...

2025-11-05T11:34:43Z

hav been trying to stay a cheerful kity for my friends, but the truth is i hav been feeling not very good. i will be better soon, am sure, but am not good right now. it is okay to say that. everyone is not okay sometimes. :neocat_pensive:

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2025-10-28T15:25:37Z

*slooowly pushes an icon off the edge of your desktop*

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2025-10-22T13:32:49Z

*follows you around* mew? mew? mew? mew?

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2025-09-08T07:58:10Z

you wouldn’t DOWNLOAD a KITTEN

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2025-08-28T18:05:30Z

i like the internet because it is where i live :netkitty_face:

i think the world should be more soft. i am doing my part by ...

2025-07-30T13:30:20Z

i think the world should be more soft. i am doing my part by being a very soff kitn :neocat_floof__w_:

ahem... testing one two three... pls listen to me, i have ...

2025-05-05T15:26:52Z

ahem... testing one two three... pls listen to me, i have something very important to say...

MEWMEW!! :netkitty_mew: