Nostr notes by Kevin 🍅🥫

If the Dems don't take a majority in the House tomorrow I am ...

2026-11-02T20:38:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…kp2s
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If the Dems don't take a majority in the House tomorrow I am going to be extremely skeptical given *gestures vaguely around*

51 Senate seats ~230 House seats I feel squishy on that 51 though

2026-10-30T12:20:58Z

51 Senate seats
~230 House seats

I feel squishy on that 51 though

It’s fascinating because lawn sign vibes have my family members ...

2026-10-29T13:33:38Z

It’s fascinating because lawn sign vibes have my family members convinced this is going to be a close race and it just isn't
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He has somehow gotten better at this in the intervening years ...

2026-10-29T01:49:07Z

He has somehow gotten *better* at this in the intervening years

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DO NOT ADMIT THIS TO A REPORTER RE: ...

2026-10-25T23:19:57Z

DO NOT ADMIT THIS TO A REPORTER

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Going to be some interesting look back when the French left fails ...

2026-10-24T15:48:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…cse8
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Going to be some interesting look back when the French left fails to forestall a right wing government but suburban wine moms give us Blansas

Mr Galaxy Brain out there telling half the female population they ...

2026-10-23T16:40:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…lgtx
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Mr Galaxy Brain out there telling half the female population they are permanently flawed

I implore these idiots to look at how many women are likely to ...

2026-10-23T16:39:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…05h3
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I implore these idiots to look at how many women are likely to suffer sexual abuse in their lifetime before doing dumb shit like this

Yes, dig deeper my man RE: ...

2026-10-23T16:38:16Z

Yes, dig deeper my man

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What are we doing here folks ...

2026-10-22T17:39:27Z

What are we doing here folks
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Juiceless RE: ...

2026-10-21T23:08:17Z

Juiceless

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Oh and I assure you that American jails/prisons are worse than ...

2026-10-21T13:01:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…9tm2
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Oh and I assure you that American jails/prisons are worse than anything they have in France

It’s a very real possibility that as an American, if you go to ...

2026-10-21T12:51:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…nxde
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It’s a very real possibility that as an American, if you go to something less tame than a No Kings protest you could be arrested, injured, or killed. You have to be ok with that before you start mixing it up with the fuzz

It’s all fun and games for you Frenchies until your cops start ...

2026-10-21T12:47:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…zr8r
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It’s all fun and games for you Frenchies until your cops start murdering and torturing people for standing around

We got people following the gestapo around in their cars after ...

2026-10-21T12:45:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…ahfs
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We got people following the gestapo around in their cars after they murdered multiple protestors

The “Americans don’t protest like the French” really loses ...

2026-10-21T12:44:40Z

The “Americans don’t protest like the French” really loses its luster when you remind people how many American protestors have died this year

Now if Kamala Harris were President, Mike Minogue would ...

2026-10-19T22:46:29Z

Now if Kamala Harris were President, Mike Minogue would absolutely be polling ahead in an environment like this

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lol Tommy got owned RE: ...

2026-10-18T20:02:19Z

lol Tommy got owned

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Can we talk about how ridiculous Susie Wiles looks RE: ...

2026-10-06T23:21:49Z

Can we talk about how ridiculous Susie Wiles looks

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As always PedoCon Theory don't miss

2026-10-05T15:18:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…n7ka
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As always PedoCon Theory don't miss

Nancy Pelosi doesn't get enough credit for not being a ...

2026-10-05T15:10:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…lkj2
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Nancy Pelosi doesn't get enough credit for not being a pedophile

RIP Bozo ...

2026-10-05T15:05:50Z

RIP Bozo [www.foxnews.com/politics/for...](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/former-republican-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-dead-84 )

[Former Republican House Speake...](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/former-republican-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-dead-84 )

Genie, just out of the bottle, looking at me skeptically ...

2026-10-03T22:41:48Z

*Genie, just out of the bottle, looking at me skeptically* “Really, abolishing college football is your first wish?”

Me: “Just stick to the wish fulfillment pal”

Should hand out free commuter rail passes instead ...

2026-09-27T13:50:18Z

Should hand out free commuter rail passes instead [commonwealthbeacon.org/opinion/susp...](https://commonwealthbeacon.org/opinion/suspending-the-gas-tax-would-be-a-shortsighted-election-year-stunt/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newspack+Newsletter+%28322240%29&utm_source=3&npnl=MzIyMjQwfDdhZTQxZDUwYThkZTNlZjA4NTFjMTIyMmI0NDRhYWNmNTQ0OWUwMzI5MjM4NjIwYTRhNzQ1ZTM0ZTE4NzkxYmI&utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Suspending%20the%20gas%20tax%20would%20be%20a%20shortsighted%20election%20year%20stunt&utm_campaign=Newspack%20Newsletter%20%28322240%29 )

[Suspending the gas tax would b...](https://commonwealthbeacon.org/opinion/suspending-the-gas-tax-would-be-a-shortsighted-election-year-stunt/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newspack+Newsletter+%28322240%29&utm_source=3&npnl=MzIyMjQwfDdhZTQxZDUwYThkZTNlZjA4NTFjMTIyMmI0NDRhYWNmNTQ0OWUwMzI5MjM4NjIwYTRhNzQ1ZTM0ZTE4NzkxYmI&utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Suspending%20the%20gas%20tax%20would%20be%20a%20shortsighted%20election%20year%20stunt&utm_campaign=Newspack%20Newsletter%20%28322240%29 )

I don’t think it is wrong to wonder if a serial philanderer is ...

2026-08-18T19:26:00Z

I don’t think it is wrong to wonder if a serial philanderer is faithful to his wife

I see the CIA does not want to be part of the “used the press ...

2026-08-12T23:28:04Z

I see the CIA does not want to be part of the “used the press corps as a human shield” narrative [www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/08/12/cia-had-low-confidence-iranian-threat-before-trump-switched-planes-turkey/ )

[CIA had ‘low confidence’ in Ir...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/08/12/cia-had-low-confidence-iranian-threat-before-trump-switched-planes-turkey/ )

Truly terrible RE: ...

2026-08-08T00:24:28Z

Truly terrible

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2026-08-03T02:29:42Z

lol the Red Sox just swept the Dodgers wtf

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2026-07-19T22:04:11Z

Lionel Messi would be an elf in middle earth

The combination of the poor air quality and me laughing so hard ...

2026-07-18T23:07:38Z

The combination of the poor air quality and me laughing so hard at the English almost choking away a 4 goal lead has damaged my lungs

They are given the gift of Graham Platner and then immediately ...

2026-07-14T02:24:11Z

They are given the gift of Graham Platner and then immediately turn around and murder an innocent man with money that Susan Collins voted for, and drag his body out *on camera*

Truly the dumbest mfers alive

Elaine puppeteering with that right hand ...

2026-07-12T21:43:12Z

Elaine puppeteering with that right hand
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To anyone who is making that joke taps sign RE: ...

2026-07-12T13:52:21Z

To anyone who is making *that* joke

*taps sign*

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I hope the Ayatollah is assigned to be Lindsey’s work buddy in ...

2026-07-12T10:48:42Z

I hope the Ayatollah is assigned to be Lindsey’s work buddy in hell

Texting my kid at summer camp and boy is that brutal ...

2026-07-07T18:21:11Z

Texting my kid at summer camp and boy is that brutal
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2026-07-07T17:32:00Z

You’re god damn right they scored again

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2026-07-04T00:18:47Z

Holy shit

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2026-07-03T01:08:25Z

I now can see why people hate VAR

Shout out to everyone's boy, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, on ...

2026-07-02T12:22:52Z

Shout out to everyone's boy, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, on this one of the most glorious days of the republic

[Bayonets Gettysburg]( )

Not being upfront about your health should be disqualifying as a ...

2026-05-15T11:24:08Z

Not being upfront about your health should be disqualifying as a candidate [www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/n...](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/nyregion/tom-kean-congress-missing.html )

[The Mystery of a Congressman’s...](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/nyregion/tom-kean-congress-missing.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share )

Not good! ...

2026-05-14T01:49:48Z

Not good! [www.nbcnews.com/business/con...](https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/grocery-prices-jumped-april-iran-war-gas-rcna344762 )

[Grocery prices jumped more in ...](https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/grocery-prices-jumped-april-iran-war-gas-rcna344762 )

The Republican establishment is giving Trump every reason to pull ...

2026-05-08T14:51:12Z

The Republican establishment is giving Trump every reason to pull back from his crazy ass playbook and yet he is going to slap the hand away like the petulent child he is

Wave year and all so one should not be worried but boy the optics ...

2026-05-08T14:37:48Z

Wave year and all so one should not be worried but boy the optics of that VA decision look like the GOP is cheating

Looks at Trump getting COVID Looks at Hanta virus *Looks back ...

2026-05-08T01:38:59Z

*Looks at Trump getting COVID*

*Looks at Hanta virus*

*Looks back at Trump getting COVID*

*Again looks at Hanta virus*

But maybe he can? ...

2026-05-03T23:48:14Z

But maybe he can?
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Janet Mills and Martha Coakley should go on Finding Your Roots ...

2026-04-30T13:27:23Z

Janet Mills and Martha Coakley should go on Finding Your Roots and have their Larry David/Bernie Sanders moment

Wait, the Kimmel joke was from before the assassination ...

2026-04-29T10:26:31Z

Wait, the Kimmel joke was from *before* the assassination attempt?!

In honor of the NYT piece I just want to say this is all going ...

2026-04-28T23:22:29Z

In honor of the NYT piece I just want to say this is all going about how I expected

The President of the United States has little understanding of ...

2026-04-22T17:47:37Z

The President of the United States has little understanding of how elections work despite winning two of them
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I despise late stage capitalism (Alt text for all images: Steve ...

2026-04-22T15:29:29Z

I despise late stage capitalism

(Alt text for all images: Steve Martin and Martin Short looking like losers trying to sell you a credit card by Wells Fargo)
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I heavily endorse ...

2026-04-15T12:04:26Z

I heavily endorse [@jamellebouie.net@bsky.brid.gy](https://bsky.brid.gy/ap/did:plc:nvfposmpmhegtyvhbs75s3pw )’s rant at the end here [youtube.com/shorts/T7T9a...](https://youtube.com/shorts/T7T9aB0qS-A?si=PTiQULgzd0IZ-m_O )

[tear them down](https://youtube.com/shorts/T7T9aB0qS-A?si=PTiQULgzd0IZ-m_O )

15 million Catholics regulary attend Mass, not sure the President ...

2026-04-13T13:39:38Z

15 million Catholics regulary attend Mass, not sure the President wants all of them to recieve a weekly homily comparing his actions to that of the Holy Father

All you fucks out there complaining about gas prices and I charge ...

2026-04-01T13:14:48Z

All you fucks out there complaining about gas prices and I charge my bike at the office for free

Fuck you ...

2026-04-01T10:43:52Z

Fuck you [@burhanazeem.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy](https://bsky.brid.gy/ap/did:plc:a5yfphbwym5sihonzokfntsq )!
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2026-03-20T01:51:45Z

Fuck ICE

At the Arizona University stadium for reasons and just watched ...

2026-03-16T20:13:56Z

At the Arizona University stadium for reasons and just watched their kicker hit a practice 65 yarder

I simply would not have challenged Nancy Pelosi if I wanted to ...

2026-03-15T10:57:56Z

I simply would not have challenged Nancy Pelosi if I wanted to succeed in Democratic politics [www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/12/m...](https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/12/metro/seth-moulton-ed-markey-senate-race/ )

[In challenging Markey for US S...](https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/12/metro/seth-moulton-ed-markey-senate-race/ )

"Joe Biden being old on stage with Donald Trump made me feel ...

2026-03-04T17:02:09Z

"Joe Biden being old on stage with Donald Trump made me feel uncomfortable” is a feeling some people had and not really indicative of anything

Daniel should be thrown in prison for terrorism ...

2026-02-26T17:31:05Z

Daniel should be thrown in prison for terrorism
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Yeah these guys suck ...

2026-02-25T03:34:08Z

Yeah these guys suck
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Don’t watch the lame fascist display of power tonight. You’re ...

2026-02-25T00:51:57Z

Don’t watch the lame fascist display of power tonight.

You’re welcome

Connecticut has long been the worst state in New England but New ...

2026-02-14T12:59:36Z

Connecticut has long been the worst state in New England but New Hampshire building an Auschwitz and blaming it on the bay state changes things [www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/13/m...](https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/13/metro/full-scope-ices-new-detention-model-outlined-records-released-by-nh-governor-ayotte/?p1=BGSearch_Advanced_Results )

[Full scope of ICE’s ‘new deten...](https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/13/metro/full-scope-ices-new-detention-model-outlined-records-released-by-nh-governor-ayotte/?p1=BGSearch_Advanced_Results )

Do you want to lose the Latino vote for a generation? This is how ...

2026-02-11T12:46:18Z

Do you want to lose the Latino vote for a generation? This is how you lose the Latino vote for a generation. [www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...](https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/house-republicans-eye-official-investigation-into-bad-bunnys-super-bowl-halftime-show )

[House Republicans eye official...](https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/house-republicans-eye-official-investigation-into-bad-bunnys-super-bowl-halftime-show )

It is not aliens. When the aliens find us, they will kill us all ...

2026-02-11T12:42:46Z

It is not aliens.

When the aliens find us, they will kill us all or enslave us. There will be no shutting down air space for a week, it would be over before any of us knew what was going on.

I live across the street from a polling place. You bet your ass ...

2026-02-04T21:34:53Z

I live across the street from a polling place. You bet your ass I’m going to take the day off, and just watch the front door from my property to make sure no funny business is happening.

A day of reading a book and making sure there are no goons about is well worth the sacrifice for my country.

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2026-02-02T00:54:53Z

The country song “Truck Yeah” is not beating the allegations

Do better ...

2026-01-28T13:55:53Z

Do better [@massdcr.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy](https://bsky.brid.gy/ap/did:plc:x5arzsspy2t6vbmpy52ksoou )
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2026-01-24T20:08:26Z

I hope Jared Golden is happy

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2026-01-23T12:33:39Z

Jared Golden is a collaborator

Every F1 Car Launch: Here is a bunch of marketing and talking ...

2026-01-20T18:33:01Z

Every F1 Car Launch: Here is a bunch of marketing and talking about the team!

Every single fan: JUST SHOW US THE FUCKING CAR

I cannot believe I am reading an article in my newspaper that is ...

2025-11-16T13:00:31Z

I cannot believe I am reading an article in my newspaper that is treating the Maine man with a Nazi tattoo as a serious candidate still. Folks, don’t support the man dumb enough to get a Nazi tattoo

Good riddance ...

2025-11-05T20:19:15Z

Good riddance [www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/05/o...](https://www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/05/opinion/jared-golden-why-i-wont-seek-reelection-column/ )

[Jared Golden: I won’t seek ree...](https://www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/05/opinion/jared-golden-why-i-wont-seek-reelection-column/ )

The GOP can suspend regular order at any time and pass a CR or a ...

2025-10-02T00:05:12Z

The GOP can suspend regular order at any time and pass a CR or a budget

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2024-12-19T16:37:00Z

Next few years are going to be an absolute circus