Nostr notes by The Witch of Crow Briar

Gordon's second name is "Complicit In His Own ...

2026-11-02T02:50:29Z

Gordon's second name is "Complicit In His Own Destruction" #Monsterdon
#VillageOfTheDamned1960

Oh, so that's why they call him "Boot" #Monsterdon ...

2026-10-26T04:01:05Z

Oh, so that's why they call him "Boot" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood1973

"Larding"?? Had George Lucas already reserved the name ...

2026-10-26T03:28:12Z

"Larding"?? Had George Lucas already reserved the name Porkins? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood1973

Impressive they taught that horse to play the drums #Monsterdon ...

2026-10-26T02:54:08Z

Impressive they taught that horse to play the drums #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood1973

wait was he wearing a fake police moustache over his real one in ...

2026-10-26T02:41:31Z

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wait was he wearing a fake police moustache over his real one in that last scene?

suddenly I know what my vote for next week's Monsterdon will ...

2026-10-26T02:16:54Z

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suddenly I know what my vote for next week's Monsterdon will be

"Did you see him come in?" "No" "Neither did ...

2026-10-26T02:16:20Z

"Did you see him come in?" "No" "Neither did I" it's almost like you were both facing away from the door #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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2026-10-26T01:28:02Z

The Stare-y Night #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

Dr Phibes Lonely Wizards Club Band #Monsterdon ...

2026-10-19T04:03:31Z

Dr Phibes Lonely Wizards Club Band #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheAbominableDrPhibes1971

Dr Phibes dialog brought to you by Microsoft Speech SDK 5.0 for ...

2026-10-19T03:57:45Z

Dr Phibes dialog brought to you by Microsoft Speech SDK 5.0 for Windows NT 4.0 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheAbominableDrPhibes1971

"They were afraid of me" well tbf you are Vincent Price ...

2026-10-19T02:26:30Z

"They were afraid of me" well tbf you *are* Vincent Price and they've probably seen at least House On Haunted Hill #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

No matter what bad things happen to this guy it can never be ...

2026-10-12T03:09:01Z

No matter what bad things happen to this guy it can never be enough given what he did to the kitty #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

The world's first ever dish destroyer! No more time wasted ...

2026-10-12T02:56:03Z

The world's first ever dish destroyer! No more time wasted washing dishes! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

"I guess electronics is a very profitable field these ...

2026-10-12T02:40:00Z

"I guess electronics is a very profitable field these days" what with that whole AI bubble and whatnot #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

"and do you know why it remains today Rowena?" National ...

2026-10-05T02:57:02Z

"and do you know why it remains today Rowena?" National Trust volunteers? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964

"It's wax. It's a reproduction. I made it myself" ...

2026-10-05T02:45:58Z

"It's wax. It's a reproduction. I made it myself" instead of dusting #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964

omg I remember that rolling record!

2026-10-05T02:42:43Z

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omg I remember that rolling record!

said Bones (the bones from the acid pit)

2026-10-05T01:45:49Z

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said Bones (the bones from the acid pit)

"It's so quiet" yeah the music budget ran out ...

2026-09-28T02:39:58Z

"It's so quiet" yeah the music budget ran out #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars1965

Nice dismount from the boat there by the creme de la creme of ...

2026-09-21T03:42:05Z

Nice dismount from the boat there by the creme de la creme of Florida law enforcement #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru #MakoTheJawsOfDeath #TheJawsOfDeath1977

Shark Shaman: "Get out of my outhouse, I'm busy" ...

2026-09-21T03:02:29Z

Shark Shaman: "Get out of my outhouse, I'm busy" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru #MakoTheJawsOfDeath #TheJawsOfDeath1977

The only dangerous creature around here is wearing sunglasses and ...

2026-09-21T02:38:50Z

The only dangerous creature around here is wearing sunglasses and has a creepy voice #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru #MakoTheJawsOfDeath #TheJawsOfDeath1977

Nice of the monster to leave so many of the Mardi-Gras necklaces ...

2026-09-21T01:58:57Z

Nice of the monster to leave so many of the Mardi-Gras necklaces it worked so hard for on the body #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

The movie that doesn't so much end as just stop #Monsterdon ...

2026-09-14T04:08:44Z

The movie that doesn't so much end as just stop #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

"Those people! They're back!" here's a clue, if ...

2026-09-14T03:50:20Z

"Those people! They're back!" here's a clue, if they want to kill you then they're the audience #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

"I swear I'd understand you better if you didn't have ...

2026-09-14T03:49:14Z

"I swear I'd understand you better if you didn't have a tongue" but I do so enjoy what you do with it #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

Horse: "No, I said I need enough water to drown you all ...

2026-09-14T03:41:55Z

Horse: "No, I said I need enough water to drown you all in" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

Given the giant spiderwebs I'm guessing all the slaves they ...

2026-09-14T03:37:54Z

Given the giant spiderwebs I'm guessing all the slaves they leave there get recruited to run Spirit Halloween stores #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

The movie's that's the answer to the question nobody was ...

2026-09-14T03:26:42Z

The movie's that's the answer to the question nobody was asking, "what if the bastard child of Krull and Hawk The Slayer was even more unappealing than you'd expect" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

"It'll stay in style longer" because of course the ...

2026-09-14T01:55:03Z

"It'll stay in style longer" because of course the Boomer-driven '80s obsession with the '50s will never end #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet1984

"Planet Patrol and Lord Doom segments" aka "Entirely ...

2026-09-07T03:40:09Z

"Planet Patrol and Lord Doom segments" aka "Entirely Different Movie" directed by #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

"I don't think this is remotely amusing" well that ...

2026-09-07T03:37:43Z

"I don't think this is remotely amusing" well that makes two of us #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

I was wondering where you went, though I'm not surprised you ...

2026-09-07T03:35:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…hfq8
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I was wondering where you went, though I'm not surprised you stepped out given how bad this all was 😭 Also omg I just realized this literally got made at the same time as Lexx, wtf >_<

He may have had enough, his eyes look pretty glassy

2026-09-07T03:01:53Z

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He may have had enough, his eyes look pretty glassy

Uh, I don't believe Crane has lost "lovers", my ...

2026-08-31T03:47:02Z

Uh, I don't believe Crane has lost "lovers", my suspension of disbelief can only go so far #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"Its humid in here" her vessel is moist #Monsterdon ...

2026-08-31T03:34:43Z

"Its humid in here" her vessel is moist #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"Lasers weren't the first thing on the equipment ...

2026-08-31T03:31:41Z

"Lasers weren't the first thing on the equipment list" no that was Bud Dry #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"What are you mean doing there? We heard a lot of ...

2026-08-31T03:14:38Z

"What are you mean doing there? We heard a lot of cocking" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"Don't you think I deserve a real explanation" also I ...

2026-08-31T03:04:17Z

"Don't you think I deserve a real explanation" also I took off my glasses and let my her down, you're legally obligated to hit on me #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Sean Barker, son of Bob #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature ...

2026-08-31T03:03:37Z

Sean Barker, son of Bob #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Are these wipes or was the film stock expired and prone to ...

2026-08-31T01:19:40Z

Are these wipes or was the film stock expired and prone to ripping at random intervals #Monsterdon #TheGuyver1991

Was this just the setup for Dar And Clown Boy The Legendary ...

2026-08-24T03:51:20Z

Was this just the setup for Dar And Clown Boy The Legendary Journeys? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Animals: "UNION! UNION! UNION!" #Monsterdon ...

2026-08-24T03:40:33Z

Animals: "UNION! UNION! UNION!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

"We just need to find the 10 then we can use it to get back ...

2026-08-24T02:57:42Z

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"We just need to find the 10 then we can use it to get back to the 5"

"It's been a long time, Seth" it's been five ...

2026-08-24T02:50:31Z

"It's been a long time, Seth" it's been five minutes!! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

"Your king is with R2-D2, a full day's ride ahead" ...

2026-08-24T02:49:14Z

"Your king is with R2-D2, a full day's ride ahead" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Followed by Led Zepplin’s Xanadu?

2026-08-18T21:50:54Z

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Followed by Led Zepplin’s Xanadu?

He was probably the on-set "everybody take these pills!" ...

2026-08-17T02:46:20Z

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He was probably the on-set "everybody take these pills!" guy

meanwhile to even get a foot in the door I do need to get ...

2026-08-12T00:15:26Z

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meanwhile to even get a foot in the door I do need to get bullshit “certifications” like CSM because the tech industry is an interlocking system of cults at every level.

Duke Nukem 3D levels of "there's zero reasons for women ...

2026-08-10T03:40:04Z

Duke Nukem 3D levels of "there's zero reasons for women in underwear to appear here but we know our audience" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

Chevron Podo will not engage! Because killed in the first movie

2026-08-10T03:31:11Z

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Chevron Podo will not engage! Because killed in the first movie

It's called a KARR

2026-08-10T03:14:25Z

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It's called a KARR

"Sanity depends on what the meaning of is is" #Monsterdon ...

2026-08-10T01:30:53Z

"Sanity depends on what the meaning of is is" #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

I think part of that is how disappointing Wild Mood Swings was ...

2026-08-09T00:38:50Z

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I think part of that is how disappointing Wild Mood Swings was after Wish >_<

Halliburton basically WAS Dick Cheney at the time. Then there’s ...

2026-08-06T19:23:41Z

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Halliburton basically WAS Dick Cheney at the time. Then there’s Kellog Brown and Root.

Yeah we know she's going to have a hard time getting rid of ...

2026-08-03T03:46:43Z

Yeah we know she's going to have a hard time getting rid of you, creepy clothes stealing stalker #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheBeastmaster1982

Wait does that make Dar and Kiri related? Is this the Alabama ...

2026-08-03T03:39:35Z

Wait does that make Dar and Kiri related? Is this the Alabama region of Aruk? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheBeastmaster1982

Animals: "Yeah, I mean there aren't that many of what ...

2026-08-03T03:37:53Z

Animals: "Yeah, I mean there aren't that many of what you'd call actual thoughts for us to know when it comes to you" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheBeastmaster1982

"NO, not HER!" she's very damp, you'll make Ar ...

2026-08-03T03:26:09Z

"NO, not HER!" she's very damp, you'll make Ar angry and coughing from all the smoke #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheBeastmaster

And as the orb fucks off having accomplished exactly nothing, the ...

2026-07-20T02:31:03Z

And as the orb fucks off having accomplished exactly nothing, the cast forms a circle and also a class action lawsuit against their agents #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

"Where were you" lady you've literally walked the ...

2026-07-20T01:51:24Z

"Where were you" lady you've literally walked the same route he did and ended up where he is #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

"What the hell happened up here" literally nothing ...

2026-07-13T02:48:47Z

"What the hell happened up here" literally nothing #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Caves, the perfect place for gaslighting #Monsterdon ...

2026-07-06T01:54:24Z

Caves, the perfect place for gaslighting #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958

At least the spider died flipping them 8 individual birds ...

2026-07-06T01:29:41Z

At least the spider died flipping them 8 individual birds #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958

I wish this reality show/Jerry Springer episode overlapped with ...

2026-06-29T01:52:23Z

I wish this reality show/Jerry Springer episode overlapped with the monster movie in the next room more often #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

"One is force to look bacon survey, the past" #Monsterdon ...

2026-06-22T02:55:57Z

"One is force to look bacon survey, the past" #Monsterdon #TheManWhoCouldCheatDeath1959

Six TVs all showing the Discovery channel #Monsterdon ...

2026-06-22T02:15:39Z

Six TVs all showing the Discovery channel #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

there’s a “Hopper’s Jazz Club” in the Caped Crusader ...

2026-06-19T17:53:04Z

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there’s a “Hopper’s Jazz Club” in the Caped Crusader animated series, too!

The only woman in this is extraordinarily cute, incredibly smart, ...

2026-06-15T03:09:42Z

The only woman in this is extraordinarily cute, incredibly smart, and stylish to boot. I assume she's ignored until the threat is obvious then the men claim her ideas as their own #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

New business venture fails because old guy in glasses was the ...

2026-06-15T03:07:31Z

New business venture fails because old guy in glasses was the only Playmate #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

from the My Crow Brewery?

2026-06-11T18:58:01Z

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from the My Crow Brewery?

only after a visit to the Head Desk

2026-06-11T18:36:42Z

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only after a visit to the Head Desk

just open the box with the crowbar you’ll find inside!

2026-06-11T18:34:13Z

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just open the box with the crowbar you’ll find inside!

If he is the murder cyborg and he's the most sympathetic ...

2026-06-08T03:12:38Z

If he is the murder cyborg and he's the most sympathetic character that does not bode well #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

"You like tormenting people? Sure, we all do!" ...

2026-06-08T03:00:24Z

"You like tormenting people? Sure, we all do!" #Monsterdon #ClassOf19992

"Turn on all the gas" so the next time she uses the flame ...

2026-06-08T02:24:11Z

"Turn on all the gas" so the next time she uses the flame thrower we can die in the inferno too #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999

I’m old enough to remember “Writing Secure Code” and ...

2026-06-02T21:07:02Z

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I’m old enough to remember “Writing Secure Code” and “Next Generation Secure Computing Base”

Ugh. You know I love #Monsterdon like nobody's business, but ...

2026-06-01T04:14:38Z

Ugh. You know I love #Monsterdon like nobody's business, but after tonight I feel like 1) I need to take a shower, immediately 2) there needs to be a "no movies made after this decade" cut-off. Which decade? I don't know, but certainly one that doesn't include Billy from Gremlins 🤦‍♀️

how dare you cast nasturtiums on the miraculous Agile philosophy ...

2026-05-14T21:25:25Z

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how dare you cast nasturtiums on the miraculous Agile philosophy of “measure once, cut twice”.

That’s adorable! 💖 And yes, we all bite the heads off the ...

2026-04-19T02:18:28Z

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That’s adorable! 💖 And yes, we all bite the heads off the things we love 🤭

hey, it’s “per-seat” licensing, not “occupied seat” ...

2026-04-13T23:41:14Z

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hey, it’s “per-seat” licensing, not “occupied seat” 🤦🏼‍♀️

just like Gatorade doesn’t contain any alligators, I guess this ...

2026-04-13T22:48:40Z

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just like Gatorade doesn’t contain any alligators, I guess this blockade doesn’t contain any blocks 🤷🏼‍♀️

you totally got me and I’m glad I kept reading the replies, ...

2026-03-31T20:02:35Z

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you totally got me and I’m glad I kept reading the replies, otherwise I’d have angrily written you off as a slop apologist 😂

he’s like if a rotting gangrenous corpse was somehow animated ...

2026-03-27T06:31:52Z

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he’s like if a rotting gangrenous corpse was somehow animated by every last drop of insecurity in the world

who would keep poor kitty waiting?? :blobcatcry: scritches ...

2026-03-12T19:03:58Z

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who would keep poor kitty waiting?? :blobcatcry: *scritches* :blobcatflopnom: :blobcatheart:

you’re such a good person 💖

2026-03-10T06:14:50Z

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you’re such a good person 💖

Technically, “KDE” is the doctor, the monster is “KDE ...

2026-01-07T16:41:32Z

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Technically, “KDE” is the doctor, the monster is “KDE Plasma” 🤭 (all in loving jest, as a fan myself and about to install Neon on something again 😅)

10th printing will require a monthly subscription and start with ...

2026-01-05T18:20:13Z

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10th printing will require a monthly subscription and start with three full minutes of unskippable ads 🤭

🤦🏼‍♀️ that is not in any way a frolic of any kind

2025-12-13T22:41:29Z

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🤦🏼‍♀️ that is not in any way a frolic of any kind

Vote for “The Road Signs Are Too Damn High!” party 🤭

2025-12-13T03:23:56Z

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Vote for “The Road Signs Are Too Damn High!” party 🤭

This is excellent

2025-10-29T17:33:49Z

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This is excellent

stars scrolls up to see what this is about 🤭

2025-10-25T18:47:11Z

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*stars* *scrolls up to see what this is about* 🤭

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2025-07-09T21:27:20Z

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Hard to see with all those rods in the way though, just let me ...

2025-06-24T22:52:33Z

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Hard to see with all those rods in the way though, just let me move them aside real quick

Sisyphus rolling a lovingly and meticulously prepared dinner for ...

2025-06-05T01:11:09Z

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Sisyphus rolling a lovingly and meticulously prepared dinner for four up the hill on a waiters cart, only to be knocked over with everything sent tumbling back down again and ruined, by Hermes barreling past with the kids Uber Eats delivery >_<

This is just silly, everybody knows that’s not what GPUs are ...

2025-06-01T23:46:21Z

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This is just silly, everybody knows that’s not what GPUs are for!

you’re always such a cutie! 😭:blobcataww:

2025-04-09T21:42:41Z

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you’re always such a cutie! 😭:blobcataww:

omg now I know what the void at the center of my soul was ...

2025-03-06T20:51:30Z

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omg now I know what the void at the center of my soul was supposed to contain 😭

I need my shins where they are, I don’t want them shipped ...

2025-03-06T04:39:28Z

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I need my shins where they are, I don’t want them shipped anywhere by anyone.

Downward-pointing rocket, too! 😅 I’m not sure I trust the ...

2025-03-05T00:25:20Z

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Downward-pointing rocket, too! 😅 I’m not sure I trust the Creature to pilot based on this picture >_<