Nostr notes by Widdershins Smith 🐘

Played today at Buckingham Palace ...

2026-08-26T17:55:37Z

Played today at Buckingham Palace

I've just realised that toast is literally a biscuit

2026-08-18T06:36:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…asuj
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I've just realised that toast is literally a biscuit

It must be a very worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body ...

2026-08-16T15:54:23Z

It must be a very worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.

One of my friends managed to get his hands on some. Dangerous ...

2026-08-10T20:56:52Z

One of my friends managed to get his hands on some. Dangerous stuff.

One time I used some beard oil that had an aroma so fragrant that ...

2026-08-05T20:19:14Z

One time I used some beard oil that had an aroma so fragrant that Sting showed up on my porch with his lute & a bongo playing eunuch & they started singing me 17th-century christmas songs

Things made are not art? A sculpture? A syncromesh gearbox? Most ...

2026-07-28T15:41:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…tzdx
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Things made are not art?
A sculpture? A syncromesh gearbox?

Most human software is, of course, functional, not art. There is elegant code and brute force crap code that works (and someimes event the coder doesn't know why)

I've said nothing about them being profound. My examples and ...

2026-07-28T15:38:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…6xhx
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I've said nothing about them being profound. My examples and metaphors are of exactly that—mimicry and repeatability—the same as with every other technological advance. LLMs are currently the worst they'll ever be (and you can repeat that ad nauseum and still be correct).
Most (literally as in >50%) AI output today isn't slop - it's very good.
Like every technology, it will get better.
Cars took ~100 years to get where they are today. AI will be much faster.

Your point about the codebase mess isn't the fault of the ...

2026-07-28T13:17:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…j468
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Your point about the codebase mess isn't the fault of the technology. It's a fault of the governance wrapper and rules applied to it.

It's the same as any technological advance. It may seem worse ...

2026-07-28T13:16:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…shng
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It's the same as any technological advance. It may seem worse quality now, but it won't be soon (very soon in the case of AI). A machine-produced car engine is many times better quality than a hand made car engine (when did you last have to run-in a new engine?). They are so much more reliable too. The outputs are repeatable with great precision.

What's hilarious about this is that there's a quaint ...

2026-07-28T06:58:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…v3tn
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What's hilarious about this is that there's a quaint nostalgia for homemade or handcrafted software now that a machine does it. The hypocrisy is stunning when you consider the people who had this exact same reaction to software performing tasks they did by hand.

Yes, there'll always be hobbyists and tinkerers (like me) who enjoy coding by hand, but realistically, like furniture or cars, etc., the non-handmade stuff will be better quality, more reliable, and faster to produce.

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2026-07-27T21:07:49Z

Yes!!

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2026-07-04T20:05:38Z

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2026-06-21T18:36:58Z

Original post: ...

2026-04-26T09:16:34Z

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qa6khhivtkx32dqvkjea2lhf/post/3mkesulh5i22w

Am I the only one who thinks Trump's words over the last few ...

2026-04-07T12:42:20Z

Am I the only one who thinks Trump's words over the last few days sound like he is going to nuke Iran??

I mean, he DID want to nuke a hurricane...

Ah yes, time for the biannual gaslighting of the cat, in which I ...

2026-03-29T06:51:49Z

Ah yes, time for the biannual gaslighting of the cat, in which I slowly shift meals by 15 minutes at a time for two weeks in a ritual that is both mystifying and infuriating for him.

I am the #binfluencer ...

2026-01-19T03:54:27Z

I am the #binfluencer

Not even mentioned on the BBC "News" app 🙄 ...

2026-01-08T02:47:48Z

Not even mentioned on the BBC "News" app 🙄

https://aje.io/aubryq

Wait. Why would targeting Putin's residence be any worse than ...

2025-12-30T17:16:44Z

Wait. Why would targeting Putin's residence be any worse than Russia targeting civilians (especially children and hospitals)?

Seasons' Greetings ...

2025-12-24T17:17:51Z

Seasons' Greetings

Friends, I’m a bit down after getting my doctor's test ...

2025-12-24T17:05:52Z

Friends, I’m a bit down after getting my doctor's test results back.

Turns out, I’m not going to be a doctor.

Y

2025-12-22T10:42:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…tfsm
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Y

Updated version #CookieMeme ...

2025-12-21T20:56:20Z

Updated version #CookieMeme

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2025-12-12T17:58:10Z

All cats can speak Dutch but choose not to

Life is like a helicopter. In other news, I do not know how to ...

2025-11-07T21:42:32Z

Life is like a helicopter.

In other news, I do not know how to operate a helicopter.

RIP James Watson In other news, one of the people who discovered ...

2025-11-07T20:07:54Z

RIP James Watson

In other news, one of the people who discovered DNA was still alive this morning! 😯

BBC News - DNA pioneer James Watson dies at 97
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8xdypnz32o

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside ...

2025-11-06T19:34:17Z

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I fully recommend that you watch Netflix's "House of ...

2025-11-01T14:26:43Z

I fully recommend that you watch Netflix's "House of Dynamite" - It's a truly brilliant movie.

Then, and ONLY THEN, read this post about it:

https://davidallengreen.com/2025/10/why-a-house-of-dynamite-is-a-good-film-about-how-those-with-power-make-decisions/

In Norway, all Naval ships have barcodes on the sides. During ...

2025-10-28T19:10:17Z

In Norway, all Naval ships have barcodes on the sides. During docking, this allows them to... Scandinavian

The left wing will feed 100 people because there is 1 who might ...

2025-10-27T19:42:07Z

The left wing will feed 100 people because there is 1 who might go hungry.
The right wing will let 100 people starve because there might be 1 who doesn't need the food.

That tells you everything you need to know about the current state of politics.

Does anyone know where the setting is to change the clock on an ...

2025-10-26T09:28:40Z

Does anyone know where the setting is to change the clock on an African Grey Parrot??

If you spell your name backwards and put an umlaut over the first ...

2025-10-19T15:25:12Z

If you spell your name backwards and put an umlaut over the first vowel, that's your IKEA furniture name.

(Kräm)

You know what really grinds my gears? Not depressing the clutch ...

2025-10-07T15:00:25Z

You know what really grinds my gears?

Not depressing the clutch fully

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2025-10-03T05:46:36Z

Remember that blowing out someone else’s candle will not make ...

2025-09-20T15:51:28Z

Remember that blowing out someone else’s candle will not make yours shine any brighter…

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2025-09-09T20:40:37Z

I think about this dude a lot: ...

2025-09-07T06:32:30Z

I think about this dude a lot:

“Jurassic Park IT Support” “THE FENCES ARE DOWN!” ...

2025-08-27T06:28:07Z

“Jurassic Park IT Support”
“THE FENCES ARE DOWN!”
“Which fences?”
“ALL THE FENCES!”
“Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.”
“THE RAPTORS ARE OUT!”
“I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number”
“AAARGH!”
[Line Goes Dead]
“I guess they don’t need a ticket”

The only acceptable name change. Please take note, #Google ...

2025-08-24T19:56:23Z

The only acceptable name change.

Please take note, #Google

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2025-08-23T17:40:47Z

My smart toaster just tried to jump in the tub with me

This needs to be shouted from the rooftops! (I was going to say ...

2025-08-19T10:48:47Z

This needs to be shouted from the rooftops!

(I was going to say parapets too, but the fascist Christian churches supported the move. They ALWAYS side with evil, see Trump, WWII, WWI, etc.)

#Brexit

One helpful tip is to organise all your ideas into folders by ...

2025-08-18T20:13:35Z

One helpful tip is to organise all your ideas into folders by category and then erase that whole experience from your memory

Actually my favourite use of this meme template: ...

2025-08-17T09:17:45Z

Actually my favourite use of this meme template:

I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight, ...

2025-08-16T16:16:39Z

I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm okay with that.

7 lbs 6 oz is just unrealistic.

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2025-08-11T17:58:30Z

I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a ...

2025-08-06T18:30:36Z

I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a female gazelle was called a madamazelle so now I have another meeting with his teacher.

Crime in the UK is actually falling and has been for years. But ...

2025-08-02T17:36:48Z

Crime in the UK is actually falling and has been for years.

But #Farage, #Reform and #GBNews won't tell you that.

And #morons believe them...

And the next chapter of WWIII has begun: BBC News - Trump moves ...

2025-08-01T17:48:53Z

And the next chapter of WWIII has begun:

BBC News - Trump moves nuclear submarines after ex-Russian president's comments
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93dgr2dd53o

Killing Eve or Scrubs for me ...

2025-08-01T10:18:54Z

Killing Eve or Scrubs for me

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2025-07-27T17:34:57Z

Is there anyone who still actually believes that organised ...

2025-07-27T17:23:48Z

Is there anyone who still actually believes that organised Religion of any form is good?

#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Antitheist #Atheist

BBC News - Jesus Army: Investigating one of the UK's most abusive cults - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp82g8dnxggo?app-referrer=deep-link

#ICE #ProudBoys #KKK ...

2025-07-27T11:11:46Z

#ICE #ProudBoys #KKK

Standing in my backyard, waving tinfoil flags so the aliens can ...

2025-07-23T12:30:57Z

Standing in my backyard, waving tinfoil flags so the aliens can find me

The boss has been pestering me to attend a leadership conference ...

2025-07-18T11:18:14Z

The boss has been pestering me to attend a leadership conference so I, completely jokingly, said, "A true leader would never sit in an audience being told what to do" and now half this office is in existential crisis

Greg Wallace has 45 complaints of misconduct lodged against him, ...

2025-07-14T17:48:40Z

Greg Wallace has 45 complaints of misconduct lodged against him, and Trump was the 45th President of the USA.

Coincidence?

Absolutely, you freak. That's enough internet for you!

BBC News - Gregg Wallace 'deeply sorry' after 45 claims against him upheld - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3endz88k2qo

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2025-07-08T16:40:38Z

My New Year's Resolution is to be more punctual

Well, at least it wasn't defenestration... Or was it the ...

2025-07-07T17:20:21Z

Well, at least it wasn't defenestration...

Or was it the threat of defenestration? 🤔

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy7nvxzrvr0o

#NoEquity #Equity #Billionaire #WealthGap ...

2025-07-06T13:31:33Z

#NoEquity #Equity #Billionaire #WealthGap

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for ...

2025-07-06T11:25:56Z

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Religion #NoGods #Antithiest

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2025-07-05T06:05:10Z

Drawn 8 years ago! This is it. This is the cartoon. ...

2025-06-22T07:16:01Z

Drawn 8 years ago!

This is it. This is the cartoon.

The correct spelling is "School", not "School". ...

2025-05-24T11:24:31Z

The correct spelling is "School", not "School".
Some people are putting the second 'o' before the first 'o', which is clearly bonkers.

Slava Ukraini!! I stand with Zelensky and the people of Ukraine ...

2025-02-28T19:59:58Z

Slava Ukraini!!

I stand with Zelensky and the people of Ukraine

#slavaukraini

A London bus stop ...

2025-02-24T20:32:03Z

A London bus stop

Does anyone still think Trump is not an authoritarian dictator? ...

2025-02-05T19:15:11Z

Does anyone still think Trump is not an authoritarian dictator?
The US republic is dead. If you hear agonal breathing, it's pointless trying to resuscitate - the brain damage is beyond repair.
There will not be elections in 2028.
Democracy died in the USA on January 20, 2025

If we allow the Tories or Reform to get into government in the next 2 decades, the UK will follow it to the grave.

#resist

#Brexit Begat Trump & WWIII ...

2025-02-03T11:00:17Z

#Brexit Begat Trump & WWIII

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2025-01-26T07:55:38Z

#WeekOne

#epstein #maralago ...

2025-01-25T11:28:22Z

#epstein #maralago

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a ...

2025-01-24T20:13:11Z

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.
Tech support: “sigh”
Fine. Right-click on your hamster...

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2025-01-19T19:22:15Z

Chefs Kiss ...

2025-01-17T19:31:40Z

**Chefs Kiss**

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2025-01-10T18:42:03Z

#NoNotes

#antichrist #prostitute #escort ...

2025-01-09T21:47:01Z

#antichrist #prostitute #escort

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2025-01-07T18:21:38Z

Show me a cuter wedding photo. I'll wait.... #wedding #happy ...

2025-01-03T16:30:15Z

Show me a cuter wedding photo. I'll wait....

#wedding #happy

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2025-01-01T21:47:24Z

#abortion

Greed and rampant capitalism have taken over. Inflation, ...

2025-01-01T10:10:51Z

Greed and rampant capitalism have taken over. Inflation, shrinkflation, deregulation - all to make more profit for the already super rich.
The 90s were about providing the best service to retain customers and gain new ones. All abandoned for greed. The 20s have been the decade of shittification.

#fascism #tories #reform ...

2024-12-31T09:56:39Z

#fascism
#tories
#reform

#misinformation #populism #fascism ...

2024-12-31T09:55:41Z

#misinformation
#populism
#fascism

Maths is hard...🙄 ...

2024-12-27T08:55:50Z

Maths is hard...🙄

It's 2024. If you're still buying and reading a daily ...

2024-12-26T14:01:21Z

It's 2024. If you're still buying and reading a daily newspaper, I think you are a moron.

Today, as a woke leftie, I have donated to #Wikipedia in the hope ...

2024-12-26T09:50:25Z

Today, as a woke leftie, I have donated to #Wikipedia in the hope that it doesn't get sold to an evil fascist

(and because it's helped me numerous times but mainly the evil fascist thing...)

I like this one... ...

2024-12-25T09:05:31Z

I like this one...

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2024-12-24T21:51:32Z

#lostdog

Remember that blowing out someone else’s candle will not make ...

2024-12-23T12:15:02Z

Remember that blowing out someone else’s candle will not make yours shine any brighter…

#English #Woke ...

2024-12-16T19:14:44Z

#English #Woke

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2024-12-02T20:16:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…j25e
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I don't remember who posted this originally, but whomever you ...

2024-12-02T12:26:26Z

I don't remember who posted this originally, but whomever you are, you have immeasurably improved my every night in a hotel since...

#immigration #immigrants ...

2024-11-28T21:44:40Z

#immigration #immigrants

Seems legit ...

2024-11-28T08:13:41Z

Seems legit

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2024-11-26T21:44:26Z

#ReligionPoisonsEverything

Dear @npub1nwk…dgjz can we have a web app (or a Linux port of ...

2024-11-18T22:32:16Z

Dear Openvibe (npub1nwk…dgjz) can we have a web app (or a Linux port of the Android app), please?

PS - I love the Android app and have been promoting it wildly across the platforms 😊

He didn't - he only raised it when he needed to, otherwise he ...

2024-11-17T06:47:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…lzm7
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He didn't - he only raised it when he needed to, otherwise he had room to keep his arm down

This is almost exactly what I thought... ...

2024-11-17T06:38:06Z

This is almost exactly what I thought...

gestures at everything Is this all because I didn't forward ...

2024-11-16T07:14:45Z

*gestures at everything*

Is this all because I didn't forward that chain email in 1996? 🤔

I've talked to a few people spread across the UK this ...

2024-11-12T07:19:08Z

I've talked to a few people spread across the UK this morning, and we're all complaining that we woke up, wide awake at 4am.
What happened?

Some weird weather pressure thing?

A subsonic/supersonic noise?

The mystyrons?

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2024-11-11T19:45:56Z

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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2024-11-09T18:45:33Z

#Patrick

What borders on stupidity? Mexico and Canada

2024-11-09T12:32:05Z

What borders on stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

The eight spiders I ate in my sleep last year have woven together ...

2024-11-07T17:56:12Z

The eight spiders I ate in my sleep last year have woven together the microplastics in my bloodstream to create a tiny uss enterprise that may in fact be hurtling towards my brain even as we

Nostr notes by Widdershins Smith 🐘

Played today at Buckingham Palace ...

I've just realised that toast is literally a biscuit

It must be a very worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body ...

One of my friends managed to get his hands on some. Dangerous ...

One time I used some beard oil that had an aroma so fragrant that ...

Things made are not art? A sculpture? A syncromesh gearbox? Most ...

I've said nothing about them being profound. My examples and ...

Your point about the codebase mess isn't the fault of the ...

It's the same as any technological advance. It may seem worse ...

What's hilarious about this is that there's a quaint ...

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Original post: ...

Am I the only one who thinks Trump's words over the last few ...

Ah yes, time for the biannual gaslighting of the cat, in which I ...

I am the #binfluencer ...

Not even mentioned on the BBC "News" app 🙄 ...

Wait. Why would targeting Putin's residence be any worse than ...

Seasons' Greetings ...

Friends, I’m a bit down after getting my doctor's test ...

Y

Updated version #CookieMeme ...

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Life is like a helicopter. In other news, I do not know how to ...

RIP James Watson In other news, one of the people who discovered ...

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside ...

I fully recommend that you watch Netflix's "House of ...

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