Nostr notes by Ninji

In the middle of filling out the form to request time off from ...

2026-10-29T01:04:45Z

In the middle of filling out the form to request time off from work, the HR app pops up a modal dialog to ask “Enjoying Bob? Rate us on the app store”

No. It is 1am and I have ADHD and I’m submitting the request I’ve kept on forgetting to submit for the past week. I don’t think you want my rating

Saw Primetime tonight and wow that sure was a film I knew nothing ...

2026-10-29T00:50:36Z

Saw Primetime tonight and wow that sure was a film

I knew nothing about Chris Hansen other than the vague cultural osmosis of seeing him mentioned on the internet from time to time, and “have a seat here” references. That’s basically it. My body was not prepared

really enjoying my new MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display. i ...

2026-10-28T18:49:06Z

really enjoying my new MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display. i finally have a better way to use the virtual piano

They get sore/angry quite regularly and one of them feels like ...

2026-10-28T13:24:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…t26z
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They get sore/angry quite regularly and one of them feels like it’s approaching rejecting

It’s been 7.5 years since I got my nipples pierced, and I’m ...

2026-10-27T18:39:44Z

It’s been 7.5 years since I got my nipples pierced, and I’m seriously just considering giving up on them and taking them out at this point because they are *still* constantly giving me trouble :(

I hoped downsizing the bars would help, but it hasn’t

indeed. sadly it’s covered up by the case

2026-10-25T17:14:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…2t0e
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indeed. sadly it’s covered up by the case

meet me at the apple store for an ass-folding ...

2026-10-25T16:26:31Z

meet me at the apple store for an ass-folding

you’re like the fifth person to say that lmao

2026-10-24T21:22:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…md3y
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you’re like the fifth person to say that lmao

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently ...

2026-10-24T19:55:44Z

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

yeah i was perplexed by that. surely nobody has ever worn leather ...

2026-10-24T19:41:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…mefq
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yeah i was perplexed by that. surely nobody has ever worn leather to a bar in the gay village, god forbid

my head is made out of latex so I guess that’d be verboten under their policy!

I’m so tired of UK furry events being weird

yeah, nobody can ever give me a straight answer. Apparently some ...

2026-10-24T19:00:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…8uhm
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yeah, nobody can ever give me a straight answer. Apparently some people insist it’s a pup hood (a term which is very well defined and has no ambiguity whatsoever) and the hotel says “no pup hoods” so…

Oh yeah that makes sense, thank you for explaining

2026-10-24T18:09:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…tqnf
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Oh yeah that makes sense, thank you for explaining

Just woke up from a very strange dream where I was writing a blog ...

2026-10-24T07:30:31Z

Just woke up from a very strange dream where I was writing a blog post on a piece of paper and then I transcribed it onto a page on a Pokémon wiki and then I joined their Discord to apologise, but it was under a username I haven’t used in a long time

Yet again I fail to understand my subconscious

i specialise in terrible posts made for a very specific audience

2026-10-22T23:52:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…x80j
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i specialise in terrible posts made for a very specific audience

i think nathan fielder should do a 3 hour documentary on the ...

2026-10-22T23:51:42Z

i think nathan fielder should do a 3 hour documentary on the recent PHP vulnerability and call it “you can free() everything”

as a child i dreamed of having my own 2.x licence

2026-10-21T12:09:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…lkf7
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as a child i dreamed of having my own 2.x licence

this whole PHP thing is bad news for the Invision Power Board 1.3 ...

2026-10-21T12:06:54Z

this whole PHP thing is bad news for the Invision Power Board 1.3 fanbase

full decompilation of a specific version of the CodeWarrior C/C++ ...

2026-10-21T00:50:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…0pnj
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full decompilation of a specific version of the CodeWarrior C/C++ compiler for Mac

I’d link my repo, but I had to disable my cgit instance because of AI scrapers DDoSing my server by hammering it 🙃

I didn’t realise how gross it would make me feel to see a ...

2026-10-20T23:56:03Z

I didn’t realise how gross it would make me feel to see a GitHub repo where someone has taken a bunch of work I spent months on and then let Claude loose on it :(

Got a room in the CFz room lottery! I’m still kind of unsure if ...

2026-10-20T20:20:42Z

Got a room in the CFz room lottery! I’m still kind of unsure if I want to go…

Being unable to wear the dog head for nebulous unexplainable reasons has just soured me on it. I managed to have a good time last year in spite of that, but blah

One of last night’s bizarre dreams: I accidentally shut down ...

2026-10-20T07:36:37Z

One of last night’s bizarre dreams: I accidentally shut down the Jira instance at work (instead of a web service in the QA env), panicked, went to Slack to ask for help, then panicked further because I didn’t know if I should post in the ‘atlassian’, ‘help-atlassian’ or ‘it-atlassian’ channel

today on the street, I saw someone walking a very big akita who ...

2026-10-19T22:36:18Z

today on the street, I saw someone walking a very big akita who noticed a slightly smaller hound walking in the opposite direction

they stared at each other quietly for about 10 seconds, then the akita fired an opening salvo of a very loud bork. the other dog refused to reply and just walked away

I really like the look of these blue camo pants but I’m like ...

2026-10-18T21:31:19Z

I really like the look of these blue camo pants but I’m like 99% sure that they’re a low-quality knockoff of the colourful Rothco ones that nobody in the UK sells.

As much as I despise Bezos’s hellhole, I might have to try getting a pair of the orange ones via Amazon Global Store™ to compare

I go to a salon for it but i think the one they use is “crazy ...

2026-10-18T18:39:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…hsaq
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I go to a salon for it but i think the one they use is “crazy colour”

I haven’t had much luck washing it out entirely but maybe I ...

2026-10-18T17:34:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…mql2
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I haven’t had much luck washing it out entirely but maybe I need to try harder

Thank you :3 They’re Salomon Speedcross something or other

2026-10-18T17:24:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…2x43
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Thank you :3 They’re Salomon Speedcross something or other

performing a durability test on the mysterious tortilla that ...

2026-10-18T16:35:40Z

performing a durability test on the mysterious tortilla that someone abandoned across the street from Haymarket station

verdict: dry

it is the year 2026 and i just saw someone wearing a trollface ...

2026-10-18T15:46:26Z

it is the year 2026 and i just saw someone wearing a trollface T-shirt

mcdonald’s accidentally gave us 10 hash browns instead of 5 and ...

2026-10-18T11:16:08Z

mcdonald’s accidentally gave us 10 hash browns instead of 5 and i ended up having to eat the extras. i never want to see a hash brown again

I just end up rolling around in my sleep apparently

2026-10-18T07:46:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…y77p
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I just end up rolling around in my sleep apparently

why did I buy light-coloured pillowcases ...

2026-10-18T01:04:57Z

why did I buy light-coloured pillowcases

every time I see the League of Legends icon in a screenshot, ...

2026-10-17T22:17:39Z

every time I see the League of Legends icon in a screenshot, it’s felt weirdly familiar in a way I couldn’t figure out

and today I realised why

Happy 6 year (and 1 day) anniversary to one of the most unhinged ...

2026-10-17T19:57:37Z

Happy 6 year (and 1 day) anniversary to one of the most unhinged posts I’ve ever made: the HTML5 accelerator card

coming back from a Big Walk to the shops ...

2026-10-17T19:00:21Z

coming back from a Big Walk to the shops

i bet it’s because of doggy weekend being on in manchester

2026-10-17T17:40:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…5ht6
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i bet it’s because of doggy weekend being on in manchester

Hi :3 📸 @npub1rjl…muxf #FursuitFriday ...

2026-10-16T20:55:18Z

Hi :3

📸 Ntos Fops 🔜 MFF, NFC, FWA (npub1rjl…muxf)
#FursuitFriday

It’s been over two weeks since I had my hair dyed. I got caught ...

2026-10-15T22:54:32Z

It’s been over two weeks since I had my hair dyed. I got caught in torrential rain today and now scratching my head is leaving a blue stain on my fingertips. This substance is unholy I swear

overheard (from a guy standing at the entrance to a bar): ...

2026-10-14T19:51:29Z

overheard (from a guy standing at the entrance to a bar): “I’m trying to quit smoking. As you can see, that’s going well”

it used to be even better. they had the most 2000s ass looking ...

2026-10-14T08:03:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…p4s9
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it used to be even better. they had the most 2000s ass looking website full of literal gifs https://web.archive.org/web/20230119045044/https://www.oxballs.com/

such a waste of a perfectly good name that could have been used ...

2026-10-13T21:55:38Z

such a waste of a perfectly good name that could have been used for a new Wii exploit

There were a lot of posts in my Telegram group which were just ...

2026-10-13T15:26:30Z

There were a lot of posts in my Telegram group which were just “Look at this bad AI poster” (which I’ve also been guilty of), so last week I added a Designated Slop Dunking Hour (Tuesdays 2-3pm)

Anyway, we had our first DSDH today and we all forgot to post any. This is the funniest possible outcome

at the tender age of 32, i have very unrealistic hopes and dreams ...

2026-10-12T23:55:58Z

at the tender age of 32, i have very unrealistic hopes and dreams for my life, like having a bedroom that actually has enough space for my continually growing hoard of shite (technical term)

“how do we advertise our food? what will give us a leg up over ...

2026-10-12T18:03:12Z

“how do we advertise our food? what will give us a leg up over the competition?”
“uh… we cook it properly? you won’t get food poisoning??”
“great work Darren. i’m sold”

the marketing boffins have done it again. hats off to everybody

no that was just added to match me

2026-10-11T21:49:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…mucp
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no that was just added to match me

Behind the scenes of this exchange (Thank you to Logg for both ...

2026-10-11T21:33:49Z

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Behind the scenes of this exchange

(Thank you to Logg for both these photos and the wolf 🐺)

Here are some bonus random photos (they’re mostly signs, I’m ...

2026-10-11T13:41:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…9gq2
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Here are some bonus random photos (they’re mostly signs, I’m sorry, apparently I take a lot of pictures of those)

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently ...

2026-10-11T13:35:44Z

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

update: i have managed to get more people into this brainrot. the ...

2026-10-10T23:09:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…mfrt
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update: i have managed to get more people into this brainrot. the production value in this video continues to astound me. the world’s most carefully crafted shitpost

the selection of games there was pretty poor and half of them ...

2026-10-10T21:53:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…pl4y
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the selection of games there was pretty poor and half of them were broken

cosplaying as a vehicle with advertising on top ...

2026-10-10T21:46:38Z

cosplaying as a vehicle with advertising on top

Odin definitely has more self control than I would

2026-10-10T18:53:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…mhh2
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Odin definitely has more self control than I would

It’s eternally funny to me that “World Mental Health Day” ...

2026-10-10T18:26:05Z

It’s eternally funny to me that “World Mental Health Day” is on my birthday

Today’s random encounter in Glasgow: A slightly intoxicated guy ...

2026-10-10T11:33:05Z

Today’s random encounter in Glasgow: A slightly intoxicated guy on a bench on Sauchiehall Street flagged me down to ask me where I got my mohawk done.

His girlfriend(?) complimented me on the size of my nose ring, then he tried to give me £5 in pound coins, which I politely declined

Tried to open the blinds on my bedroom window and the whole unit ...

2026-10-10T08:21:50Z

Tried to open the blinds on my bedroom window and the whole unit just fell off the wall so happy birthday to me I guess 🎉

According to a new YouGov poll, 73% of adults think I deserve a ...

2026-10-09T20:23:54Z

According to a new YouGov poll, 73% of adults think I deserve a little treat, up from 65% four months ago

Begrudgingly coming to terms with the fact that I’ll probably ...

2026-10-08T23:26:18Z

Begrudgingly coming to terms with the fact that I’ll probably have to buy a hairdryer if I want to get serious about maintaining my hairstyle

Why is looking hot so much effort D:

Thankfully I didn’t need to perform such activities — there ...

2026-10-08T22:22:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…ldfr
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Thankfully I didn’t need to perform such activities — there was somehow also no soap in the Sink Zone outside

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently ...

2026-10-08T21:10:42Z

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

I’m glad I can be of use this week,,

2026-10-08T20:22:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…82td
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I’m glad I can be of use this week,,

looked through my camera roll and got flashbanged by this ...

2026-10-08T19:08:04Z

looked through my camera roll and got flashbanged by this absolutely terrible selfie i took on Monday in Birmingham

And thus ends my final Railcard, which I bought three days before ...

2026-10-07T21:54:49Z

And thus ends my final Railcard, which I bought three days before I turned 31. I am extremely hyped to pay 50% more for my already-very-expensive train tickets!!

Last weekend at RuneFest I got surprised with this incredible ...

2026-10-07T19:49:54Z

Last weekend at RuneFest I got surprised with this incredible gift from the RuneScape Archive Project — It’s me as the original RS2 wolf model from 2004

i love how looking at anything on the modern internet feels like ...

2026-10-07T07:37:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…4vle
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i love how looking at anything on the modern internet feels like being gordon ramsay looking through the restaurant kitchen

“is this sauce actually homemade?” “no, it’s bought in”

the CSS has a comment mentioning claude design and a bunch of the ...

2026-10-07T07:10:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…4ndz
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the CSS has a comment mentioning claude design and a bunch of the design and text absolutely smells like claude to me

kinda ironic for this to be made with AI too lmao

2026-10-06T17:56:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…0rve
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kinda ironic for this to be made with AI too lmao

Today I woke up 45 minutes before my alarm and then had to ...

2026-10-06T09:50:44Z

Today I woke up 45 minutes before my alarm and then had to Panik™ after realising that one of my ear piercings had fallen out 🙃

I couldn’t find the O-ring for it, but thankfully I have a couple of spares that *do* fit from the taper I used to get my septum to 6mm/2ga.

New fear unlocked!

Catching up on my timeline while I wait for Perforce to sync ...

2026-10-06T09:44:57Z

Catching up on my timeline while I wait for Perforce to sync and… oh yeah, NFC reg was 3 days ago, yikes

I did manage to get a room though so I’ll be there!!

Yeah it’s not too bad compared to Limebike etc but I’d gotten ...

2026-10-05T20:27:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…mqq4
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Yeah it’s not too bad compared to Limebike etc but I’d gotten used to it being really cheap so now I’m grrrrr

there’s no secure storage where i live other than the flat ...

2026-10-05T20:27:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…k5xv
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there’s no secure storage where i live other than the flat itself and i don’t fancy having to take it up/down in the lift all the time

It’s so over. My life is in shambles. The e-bike rental scheme ...

2026-10-05T18:45:51Z

It’s so over. My life is in shambles. The e-bike rental scheme in Glasgow has finally removed the “1400 minutes for £17.99” bundle. The next cheapest is 200 for £6.99 and that’s like three times as expensive

I’m on my way home from my 2nd RuneFest!! I don’t think ...

2026-10-05T16:06:15Z

I’m on my way home from my 2nd RuneFest!!

I don’t think I’ll ever get used to having players ask me for signatures. But I’ve met so many lovely people, I’ve basically never been alone, and it’s immensely rewarding to be here as an openly queer game dev, showing off work that I’m passionate about.

Unfortunately there was no watersports involved :(

2026-10-05T09:59:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…0qgn
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Unfortunately there was no watersports involved :(

I’m #gaming at RuneFest 2026 ...

2026-10-04T15:54:42Z

I’m #gaming at RuneFest 2026

“There is no better way to do this”, says furry convention ...

2026-10-03T18:06:59Z

“There is no better way to do this”, says furry convention which has an absolute shitshow of a registration process every year

Just made it to ConFuzzled but I’m not seeing any furries?? I ...

2026-10-02T16:15:13Z

Just made it to ConFuzzled but I’m not seeing any furries?? I must be really early, huh

Tomorrow marks a week since I got my ears pierced! Despite my ...

2026-10-02T00:06:31Z

Tomorrow marks a week since I got my ears pierced! Despite my daring choice to get them done at 6mm, I think they’re healing pretty well

I am unreasonably excited to stretch them further (when the time comes) and put some colourful tunnels in them. I’m gonna be so hot

is this like the heterosexual version of finding a discarded ...

2026-10-01T06:16:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…xupy
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is this like the heterosexual version of finding a discarded jockstrap

Awrf ^^;;; I’m usually more of a top/side but…

2026-09-30T18:47:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…88sc
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Awrf ^^;;;

I’m usually more of a top/side but…

It’s encouraged :3

2026-09-30T18:25:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…3mr4
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It’s encouraged :3

They should invent a type of haircut that doesn’t leave tiny ...

2026-09-30T15:41:30Z

They should invent a type of haircut that doesn’t leave tiny fragments of hair all over the top third of your body. That’s my million pound idea

meet me at St James Quarter for a (very gentle) ass-kicking (I ...

2026-09-30T13:02:12Z

meet me at St James Quarter for a (very gentle) ass-kicking

(I got my hair redone and I look hot so I’m posting a gratuitous selfie)

Millions and millions in marketing spend and yet Trainline just ...

2026-09-30T08:14:05Z

Millions and millions in marketing spend and yet Trainline just emailed me a reminder to renew my 26-30 Railcard, which I am now too old to be eligible for

Thankfully, as everyone knows, we all get a 50% pay rise when we turn 32, which should make up for it! I’d better go ask my manager about that

Decisions were also made at Sainsbury’s and M&S ...

2026-09-29T20:37:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…aul3
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Decisions were also made at Sainsbury’s and M&S

Decisions were made at Big Tesco ...

2026-09-29T20:34:02Z

Decisions were made at Big Tesco

I’m still using the old Siri. I said to my watch “hey Siri, ...

2026-09-29T19:29:32Z

I’m still using the old Siri. I said to my watch “hey Siri, start cycling navigation to Argyle Street”

Places I expected it to pick:
• Argyle Street (street in Glasgow)
• Argyle Street (railway station in Glasgow)

Places I did not expect:
• A street on a different island, accessible by ferry

I’m going to be in Edinburgh on Wednesday morning again to get ...

2026-09-27T20:14:58Z

I’m going to be in Edinburgh on Wednesday morning again to get my hair redone

If anyone I know wants to get lunch and/or hang out that day, let me know 👀

the concept of a “charcuterie board” is often deeply ...

2026-09-27T10:57:57Z

the concept of a “charcuterie board” is often deeply misunderstood. to help clear up this situation, i’ve created this educational diagram. i hope it helps

oh no. yours is way more grounded in reality than mine is. i ...

2026-09-27T08:34:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…c3vr
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oh no. yours is way more grounded in reality than mine is. i might tweak this a bit and post it Properly later

sigh. fine. opens Affinity

2026-09-27T07:46:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…upun
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sigh. fine. opens Affinity

this could be an alignment chart but i am not experienced enough ...

2026-09-27T07:40:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…md2u
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this could be an alignment chart but i am not experienced enough to make it happen

The update nobody asked for (but which I’m posting anyway) I ...

2026-09-26T20:05:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…j2tq
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The update nobody asked for (but which I’m posting anyway)

I was worried my ears were going to be sore for like a week (Especially since I got them pierced at the largest size they offered, of 6mm / 2g) but today it’s basically unnoticeable unless I accidentally bump my hand on them. Neat,,

good evening to everybody except for the two grown men who were ...

2026-09-26T18:53:27Z

good evening to everybody except for the two grown men who were walking down the dedicated cycle path, stopped in the middle, and yelled “aaahhh!!” in surprise when i rang the bell to alert them of my presence

wait what does this mean

2026-09-26T17:40:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…stcc
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wait what does this mean

Getting both of my ears pierced at the same time sounded like a ...

2026-09-25T22:49:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…9tmv
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Getting both of my ears pierced at the same time sounded like a great idea but now I’m going to have fun figuring out how to sleep

I’m feeling the effects of having woken up at like 6am every ...

2026-09-25T22:44:49Z

I’m feeling the effects of having woken up at like 6am every day this week and also having walked over 24k steps across three different cities today alone (Cardiff -> Manchester -> Glasgow)

So I’m in bed on a Friday night before midnight and it feels like anathema

I just got into bed after trying to clean them as best as I could ...

2026-09-25T22:37:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…zz9l
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I just got into bed after trying to clean them as best as I could (tricky when I can’t physically see one side of it!) and oh god this is going to be … interesting

I arrived back in Glasgow at 8:40pm and the first thing I ...

2026-09-25T22:32:30Z

I arrived back in Glasgow at 8:40pm and the first thing I witnessed after leaving the station was a drunk guy on Union Street asking people “where the ladies at?? i’m looking for the ladies”

I wonder if he found the ladies in the end

I’m counting each piercing as one (I guess for something like ...

2026-09-25T16:26:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…srq4
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I’m counting each piercing as one

(I guess for something like an industrial, it would make sense to class that as two holes, but I don’t have anything that complex)

The amount of aftermarket holes in my body has now been increased ...

2026-09-25T16:16:37Z

The amount of aftermarket holes in my body has now been increased from 4 to 6 \o/

My ears are going to be sore for a while, but they look cool and that’s what really matters

no clue — I did not try it

2026-09-25T14:02:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…zgsg
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no clue — I did not try it