Nostr notes by Eiko

What is it with women?! At this rate, we're going to miss our ...

2026-10-22T03:04:41Z

What is it with women?! At this rate, we're going to miss our airport shuttle and possibly our flight because my mom and sister can't get ready in time. :2brage:

One time I saw a post that had two burning pissraeli flag emoji ...

2026-10-21T15:53:48Z

One time I saw a post that had two burning pissraeli flag emoji reacts. I clicked them both.

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2026-10-21T14:52:24Z

Took a walk to cool my head. Seems to have helped a bit.

Sexy legs :chikagasm: ...

2026-10-21T14:25:55Z

Sexy legs :chikagasm:

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2026-10-21T14:20:33Z

:megumin:

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2026-10-20T19:02:02Z

:saddest:

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2026-10-20T08:26:49Z

:megumin_staff:

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2026-10-19T21:36:38Z

:thighs:

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2026-10-18T20:28:47Z

:megumin_staff:

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>YWN be kissed by You :sadness: ...

2026-10-18T17:45:32Z

>YWN be kissed by You

:sadness:

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kraut announcers get super excited for American football ...

2026-10-18T17:05:13Z

kraut announcers get super excited for American football niggerball.

There's a channel here that shows nothing but Alvin & the ...

2026-10-18T16:59:32Z

There's a channel here that shows nothing but Alvin & the Chipmunks (a modern CG one, not the one from the '80s), and another that shows nothing but Spongebob.

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2026-10-18T07:22:33Z

:comfysantapeek:

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2026-10-18T06:20:27Z

:blobcatsalute:

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2026-10-18T06:18:52Z

Monke

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2026-10-17T11:11:03Z

@wzqtparor :comfyeyes:

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2026-10-17T10:57:05Z

Raining again :disappoint:

More glasses Megumin :blobcatnerd: ...

2026-10-17T10:38:21Z

More glasses Megumin :blobcatnerd:

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LKnxivGxI

2026-10-16T21:11:44Z

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LKnxivGxI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SkobE3uykk

2026-10-16T21:11:18Z

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SkobE3uykk

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER LET'S HAVE SOME FUN! ...

2026-10-16T19:20:07Z

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER LET'S HAVE SOME FUN! :comfyjoy:

:boobs: & :thighs: ...

2026-10-16T07:32:21Z

:boobs: & :thighs:

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2026-10-15T20:59:19Z

@lain Shit, now I have the song stuck in my head...

I've been looking for freedom ...

2026-10-15T20:36:02Z

I've been looking for freedom

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2026-10-15T20:07:16Z

Crying at the discotheque

If nothing else, this experience has galvanized my hatred of ...

2026-10-15T06:49:15Z

If nothing else, this experience has galvanized my hatred of facefuck. I genuinely wish bad things on everyone who works there. From fuckerberg all the way down to the janitors, I hope they all rot in hell.

Their punishment should be being forced to listen to their ten-second brainrot "AI" slop on repeat for all eternity.

Megumin thighs :megumin_staff: ...

2026-10-15T06:19:34Z

Megumin thighs :megumin_staff:

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>Pennsylvania woman stabbed young son and husband to death at ...

2026-10-14T19:48:01Z

>Pennsylvania woman stabbed young son and husband to death at Great Wolf Lodge water park, police say

It just keeps happening

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2026-10-14T19:06:01Z

:youSUPERgasm:

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2026-10-14T19:04:01Z

It is Mittwoch Wednesday my dudes.

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2026-10-14T18:04:29Z

Had a Danish beer, it's pretty good. :parrot_beer:

:pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: ...

2026-10-14T16:24:34Z

:pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance: :pepe_dance:

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Dem legs :ablobmeltsoblove: ...

2026-10-14T16:17:39Z

Dem legs :ablobmeltsoblove:

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Kaufland had Best Girl. (I'll let the chat argue about which ...

2026-10-14T16:04:04Z

Kaufland had Best Girl. (I'll let the chat argue about which one it is.)

@RehnyNytes256 I know that feel. (A little bit right now ...

2026-10-13T20:17:52Z

@RehnyNytes256 I know that feel. (A little bit right now actually.) I'd say don't let it get to you, but I know that doesn't really work.

Rental car doesn't have a USB input port, so I never got to ...

2026-10-13T18:45:42Z

Rental car doesn't have a USB input port, so I never got to play "Autobahn" while driving on the Autobahn. :sadness:

:boobs: & :thighs: ...

2026-10-13T16:43:17Z

:boobs: & :thighs:

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@RehnyNytes256 :cathi: Still here. (I took some additional unpaid ...

2026-10-13T11:06:19Z

@RehnyNytes256 :cathi: Still here. (I took some additional unpaid time off, thankfully my boss was cool with it.) We fly back next Thursday. It's been challenging at times, but still a great time, glad we did this.

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2026-10-08T19:58:19Z

Good night, fedi. :night:

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2026-10-08T18:57:01Z

@lain

Bloody hell, boomers, mute your fucking phones in the restsurant! ...

2026-10-08T17:38:27Z

Bloody hell, boomers, mute your fucking phones in the restsurant! :comfyrage:

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE ...

2026-10-07T18:17:41Z

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

BANANA PHONE

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A friend of mine who works on Luna has just sent me a video call: ...

2026-10-07T18:15:14Z

A friend of mine who works on Luna has just sent me a video call: Clavius is going into lockdown tomorrow because of the epidemic outbreak. Not joking.

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2026-10-07T17:50:25Z

@lain Okay. Deleting my accounts. :sadness:

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2026-10-06T20:05:36Z

:oygevalt:

https://noc.social/users/todayilearned/statuses/117395466860579558

You've heard of Top Gear, but have you heard of Top Ass? ...

2026-10-06T15:55:48Z

You've heard of Top Gear, but have you heard of Top Ass?

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2026-10-04T19:48:39Z

Guten Nacht, fedi. :sleepykumiko:

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2026-10-04T17:16:04Z

:senpai_lol:

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2026-10-04T16:30:34Z

Had currywurst and fries.

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2026-10-04T13:21:29Z

:licc:

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A bunch of cuties :aww: ...

2026-10-04T12:14:19Z

A bunch of cuties :aww:

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2026-10-03T18:57:20Z

:2bgasm:

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2026-10-03T12:33:55Z

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2026-10-03T11:51:27Z

Miniature Wunderland is pretty freaking cool.

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2026-09-30T16:25:34Z

:blobcatsalute:

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